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Post by Admin on Feb 4, 2020 19:44:51 GMT -6
MHW Tag Team Championship The Shieldmaidens© vs EVIL Roleplay Limit: ONERoleplay Deadline: Sunday, February 16, 2020 @ 1AM Central
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Post by leah on Feb 14, 2020 10:29:05 GMT -6
OOC: due to the multiple matches, we opted to do a joint RP for the tag title match
They were never supposed to be the first pick. They have never been the first pick. To some, they are still that juvenile girl that barfs in the ring and gets tangled in the ropes. No matter how hard they fight some still see the smiley, bland Shieldmaiden-lite “war queen.” Even though one star was on the rise, many say she stunted her growth by being saddled with the boss’s daughter. Such feeble minds they are. Silently EVIL is the only undefeated tag team left in MHW and they are ready for their shot whether they were the first picks or not.
Date: February 11th, 2020 Time: 9:17AM Location: Central Park Recreation Center (Denver, CO)
Inside the gymnasium at the Central Park Recreation Center, The War Queen Leah and Evil Emily Falls are doing everything they can to prepare themselves for the final edition of MHW Throwdown. The deck is stacked against them, however, as the big boss man himself, Robert Mack, has gone about not only booking EVIL in a tag team title match against The Shieldmaidens but they each individually are being placed in additional matches: Emily Falls versus Chris Mosh and War Queen Leah defending the Hardcore Title against Alastair Frost, Ace Starr and Ripley. They both know that in order to get through the night it’s going to take endurance. They are going to need to work harder than they have ever worked before. There’s only one thing that’s going to help them at this point and it’s everyone’s favorite: suicides.
War Queen Leah: Again.
Emily Falls scoffs but both Leah and her sprint from the wall down the basketball court to the first line. They touch and run back to their starting position. Repeating the run to the halfcourt line. At this point, the duo known as EVIL have forgotten how many rounds they have done but they know they need to push the limits. They both finish the round and get back to the wall completely spent. Leah is nearly doubled over trying to catch her breath. Sweat drips from her hair and lands on the floor under her as she reaches for a water bottle. Emily Falls is dry heaving off in the corner. I guess despite once being known as the girl who barfs, dehydration will keep even that from you. The War Queen takes a seat against the wall sitting with her heels together in front of her stretching as she takes a drink of water.
War Queen Leah: This is what it all boils down to. Hard work. Dedication. Putting in the effort. You know what? That’s all a lie. What it really boils down to is how much you brown nose the boss. I mean, can we be real a second?
The War Queen pauses to take another drink of water.
War Queen Leah: EVIL is MHW’s last undefeated tag team they have. Ems and I? We earned a shot at the tag team titles a while ago and yet Mr. Mack would never grant us our shot. Believe me, we asked. We were just given excuses. It wasn’t the right time. Creative has something else for you. Rob, you are creative. Check yourself. The only reason why you haven’t given us our shot at the tag team titles isn’t because you’ve had something else for us. It isn’t because you want to steer clear of a case of nepotism. The way you treat Ems is evident of that. No, it’s because you wanted to protect your precious little Shieldmaidens. You hold a soft spot for them; some members even more than others. You wanted to keep us away from the Shieldmaidens because you know the end result is far from what the narrative you wished to produce was going to be. You see, I’ve never been one to hold back from calling a spade a spade. I tell it like it is and quite frankly I’m okay if that is what paints me out to be the villain. All I care about is that I’m honest with myself. Are you being honest with yourself, Rob?
The War Queen takes another drink and repositions her legs so she can stretch out her left leg.
War Queen Leah: Check this. A little birdie dropped a bit of knowledge on me. I thought it odd that Rob would drop the card for the Final ThrowDown the way he did. Everything seemed to check all the boxes except one thing. The Tag Team Titles are going to be defended against a team to be named shortly. Okay, you’re just working out the logistics I thought. I mean, you have EVIL just sitting over here waiting for their shot at the titles but instead you’ve booked us in separate matches. Then one awkward tweet went out. Not from you, Rob, but rather by a certain Azurine Vebbins. Should Shieldmaidens retain their Tag Team Titles at Episode 30, a debate or argument could be made that them facing THOT Chocolate in the future could determine the greatest team in our industry. Again, something seems a bit suspect but I let it go. How could the Shieldmaidens be so great when they haven’t even faced the undefeated EVIL? Are we that looked over? That’s when the little birdie came to me.
Leah switches legs to focus on stretching her right.
War Queen Leah: What spawned Azurine to send out a tweet such as that? She’s always been someone that had her ear to the ground and would have some insider info. Don’t worry, it didn’t come from her. No, this little birdie told me that Mr. Mack was looking to book THOT Chocolate against the Shieldmaidens on the final ThrowDown. The fans would have been ecstatic. The roof of the Magness Arena would have been blown off as Cartier and Sean Isaac Leonard Kennedy made their way down the ramp. There’s just one thing Mr. Mack didn’t count on. I’ve been in the ring with THOT Chocolate many times before. We’ve gone to war. THOT Chocolate would never accept Rob’s pay to lay down and feed the egos of the Shieldmaidens. They are better than that.
The War Queen lifts her hands up so as to say, “Oh well.”
War Queen Leah: Rob is the type of person that has always just thrown money at things and he gets his way. It’s become second nature to him. So Rob frantically racks his brain scouring through his roster to see who would lay down at the Shieldmaidens’ feet so that can go out forever as MHW’s Tag Team Champions; belts they have been synonymous with throughout MHW’s history. He couldn’t find any but he found something better in his mind. “I know. I’ll take my backstabbing daughter that I refused to acknowledge in public up until last year and, even though she’s already preparing for her match against Chris Mosh, I’ll pair her up with War Queen Leah, whom I already have her defending her belt in a hardcore match against three opponents, and they should be tired enough and too preoccupied to give up a good fight against the Shieldmaidens. They should be ripe for the picking.”
The War Queen just shakes her head back and forth with disappointment as she hangs her head down low. Then, her head rises back up with a grin on her face.
War Queen Leah: Well, challenge accepted Rob. Do you think you’re hurting us? You’re not. You’re going to paint this pretty little picture about how you’re the good guy because you’re giving Coven a title opportunity regardless of how badly you’ve stacked the cards in favor of the Shieldmaidens. A fresh Bandit and Samantha Hamilton against a distracted and worn down EVIL. Aren’t you the gracious person in this story?
Evil Emily Falls finally makes her way over from the corner where she was still dry heaving from all the suicide sprints the two were doing. She takes a seat down next to Leah and chugs down water.
War Queen Leah: You’ll get there.
Leah bumps elbows with Emily Falls as the two exchange acknowledgement over each others’ efforts.
War Queen Leah: So how do you feel about all this, Ems?
EVIL EMILY FALLS: I definitely agree with you, Leah! But, even if THOT Chocolate did fight the Shieldmaidens, it would still be unfair because we are the #1 contenders! So we deserve to fight the Shieldmaidens. Even if there were more tag teams in MHW, we would still deserve to be #1 contender.
War Queen Leah: You tell ‘em. There’s a reason why EVIL is still undefeated. We show up and put in the work. We break our backs trying to earn a shot at the titles and become the rightful number one contenders and yet they’ll just look on past us to try and fill a role with a bit of glitz and glamor. We gonna get ours. And we going Maiden hunting.
The War Queen raises her fist as her and Emily Falls fist bump.
War Queen Leah: I know what you’re expecting Sam. You expect me to be that old “broken record” calling the lot of you carbon copies or calling you out specifically about rewriting your own narrative to the story. To do that would be the same as you referencing other companies you work for. That’s all well and good but Episode 30 of MHW ThrowDown is exactly what this is all about. This is about MHW and putting everything into this one last appearance. Ems and I weren’t the first pick to go up against you and Bandit. They never wanted the four of us to face off for those belts but it’s destined to happen. You were my first match here in Mile High Wrestling. You beat me. It will forever remain that way no matter how we look at the events that transpired. This is my chance to right that wrong. To take back that loss. As much as all of this has been Shieldmaidens versus Coven it’s beyond all that. I swore long ago that I would get that win back against you at all costs. I’ve had that chance time and time again whether it be at Black Magic or the ten person elimination match and yet we’ve barely had the chance to encounter each other with the same ferocity and intensity that we displayed my first night here. It’s never come back down to you and I. This is my chance.
Leah pauses, drawing in breaths as she looks back and forth between Emily Falls and the camera.
War Queen Leah: And you, Jackie? You’ve always been the one silently operating under the radar. A lot of people have slept on you but I’m woke to you. You’ve damn near been the tag champ in one incarnation or another since the very beginning. While everyone’s walking around here boasting about Zombie’s accolades, about Bullet’s accolades. While they’re over here getting hyped about any time Sosh gets in the ring against someone. Hell, when everyone praises Sam and everything she’s done where’s your recognition. You certainly deserve it. Well, Jackie baby, you’re kind of like Superman to the tag team division. You fly around the ring with the best of them. I’ll give you that. There’s just one thing though. If you’re Superman… I guess that makes me your kryptonite. Any time we’ve stepped into the ring against one another I’ve had your number. That six man tag all the way back? That ten person elimination tag match? This Sunday, like DJ Khaled says, I’m gonna get ‘Another One.’
The War Queen looks over at Emily Falls and another smile comes over her face.
War Queen Leah: What happens if you win? What happens if Samantha Hamilton and Jackie Layton beat Emily Falls and Leah to retain the MHW Tag Team Titles? MHW closes its doors and the Shieldmaidens will forever be known as the MHW Tag Champs right? Us? EVIL becomes just another team that the Shieldmaidens beat. We join Double Team Ihari. We join Sports Entertainment Xpress. We join the team of Chris Mosh and Ripley. We join the Brix City Boys. There’s no doubting your legacy and what it stands for here in MHW. The two of you are a staple of this division and there’s no taking away the impact of you closing MHW’s doors as champions. No matter the end result of Episode 30 history is being made. You win and it’s just another team you knocked off. No big deal. We win? Well, history has its eyes on us. EVIL takes the win and I have the chance to cement my legacy as a double champion as those doors close. This girl right here, Ems, I made her a promise. I told her I could take her to the promised lands. After everything DTI did for her in order to help believe in herself and make Ems the woman that she is today, I told her I would take it one step further. This isn’t just about me and making history for myself. This isn’t about bringing another championship into Coven before we seal the doors closed. This is about fulfilling a promise I made to this amazing athlete that so many people have looked past over the years and bringing her along for this crazy ride as she captures her first title here in MHW. You all may have looked past Ems more often than not. You may have dismissed her as a goofy bumbling character but in the past year I have been here I have seen her grow leaps and bounds. Sam, you yourself have even dismissed her. Ems and I are over here racking up wins against teams and yet you still said you don’t see her as a tag team wrestler until she stands across the ring from you and Bandit with the titles on the line. Well, Sunday, February 16th, that exact moment is about to come to fruition. Which side of history are you going to be on? Shieldmaidens win and it’s just another team added to the laundry list of successful defends. We win… EVIL wins and the crowd will fall silent. They will truly be witnessing history as the dominant tag team known as the Shieldmaidens have been unseated as champions. And as that crowd finally comes to realize just what they’ve witnessed and begin to pelt the ring with garbage or whatever they can get their hands on I will look over to Ems over here and let her know that we did it.
The War Queen places a hand on Emily Falls’s shoulder and lets out a deep breath.
War Queen Leah: Anything you’d like to add, Ems?
EVIL EMILY FALLS:I can’t believe that the Shieldmaidens are saying stuff like that about us!! We have won plenty of matches together and they still refuse to believe it. Just like how people refuse to believe in aliens. Hey, I saw one with my very own eyes! Anyways, aliens aren’t the point. The point is that we have the strength to beat any Shieldmaiden, even the ones that are actually better than us, unlike Sam Ham and Bandit. One thing has not changed since I got into MHW: my confidence. And I believe that we could win!
War Queen Leah: Aliens? Only alien I ever saw was Lil Wayne but that story’s for another time. We’re doing this, Ems. Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. You woke, Ems. You’ve got this. It’s time to make some history. Before that, though…. Again!
Both Emily Falls and Leah spring to their and immediately dart down the basketball court running another round of suicides.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2020 20:43:41 GMT -6
14th February, 2020 21:16 PM PST Long Beach, California Exact Location: Walter Pyramid (Infirmary) Status: Off-Camera A combination of Bullet plus some medical staff who came by and began looking over Samantha ensured she got into the infirmary fine. A few of the heavier and larger hitters in what started as an eight person over-the-top royale beat Sam badly enough to bust her head open and make her bleed. Yet despite it all, she prevailed and secured her place as one of the two finalists. With this, she ensured that come the next Rampage, she would be fighting for a chance to go against Scorpio. As Fate would seem to have it, that would be in its own ladder match. The thought made Sam unable to help but chuckle, only to quickly wince as the last set of stitches were sewn along her head. ”I can’t say I’m fond of clearing you for Brawl, but …”The nurse standing before her nodded, eliciting a defeated sigh. ”I get the feeling that trying to object wouldn’t work on you, would it?” The sly smirk the doctor received said more than anything Sam could have mentioned out loud. ”Okay, well … do try to at least take it easy, will you? I’ll let the others know you can be seen now.” Not long after the nurse exited did Jackie “Bandit” Layon walks inside next to Bullet. “So, how we doing in here? I think it was monster smash day tonight…”Sam flashed a smirk, cautiously rubbing her forehead. ”You know I’ve had a lot worse than tonight. But with that being said … it was weird to see Cyrus get pinned like that. I’d swear he wasn’t all there if I didn’t know better. And … that wasn’t exactly his first tag match, so …”Sam shrugged. ”Yeah. I’m baffled at what happened in that match.” Her grin widened just a bit. ”Is it bad that some part of me wouldn’t mind him being that … out of it? Assuming I can win my contendership shot against him come Monday, that is?” Bullet and Bandit both laugh. “Would not hurt you, would it?”“No, but you would regret it later because it’d nag at you more than anyone else could ever say to you that you didn’t get him at his best and have that lingering doubt hanging over you. It’d drive you batshit!” Sam’s head tilted slightly as she mulled over the response. ”Doubt? Hmm … not sure if that’s what it’d end up being, but … yeah. Point made well enough.” A deep breath resounded from Sam as she pulled Bullet into a hug. ”You got damn close. And considering all who started in that ring? Estoy muy orgullosa de ti.” After keeping the embrace for a bit under a minute, Sam leaned back and looked over to Bandit … letting out another breath. ”So … we got our last match in Mile High against a not-so-EVIL team, huh? They’ll be the smallest in size thus far. Well, one of them. I guess Double Team Ihari wasn’t overly tall or whatnot either. Definitely not compared to Skrabz’s homies. Anyway, think the same tactics would work? A bit different? Or just … fuck it and go with the flow?” Bandit shrugs. “I think, this is a slightly different animal just because they’re not as well-oiled a machine as the Iharis were. Leah and Emily, Leah’s a beast, there’s no denying her. She’s a champion and she’ll come at us hard. Emily’s more of a wild card. We’ll need to be careful…”Sam slowly nodded, looking a bit pensive at the thought. Mainly regarding how she viewed Emily. But honestly? That could all wait. For now … ”Either … err, or is it just yours, Jackie? The …. Jet? Helicopter? Whatever flying vehicle you have … did you take that here by chance? That’s the question I’m trying to get at.”After seeing an affirmative nod, Sam continued. ”Okay. I may sorta regret this request, but pick me up early. Like … seven to eight in the morning. I’m gonna try to get my shoot for Brawl done before then temporarily leave so I can be in the right spot with our last ride in Mile High.” Bandit nods. “We’re staying at the Ritz-Carlton Los Angeles so it shouldn’t be a problem. We get to go whenever we want and I think we were getting up early so… whatever you think we need.”Samantha nodded, slowly standing up as she pushed herself off the exam table. ”Alrighty then.” Her smirk widened as Sam chuckled softly. ”There’s always at least one good thing about these kinds of beatings. It’s easy as hell to fall asleep. I’m very likely gonna crash after returning to our hotel with Joseph.” Right on cue, Orion walked in and wordlessly guided one of Sam’s arms over his shoulder, helping keep her steady. Sam offered her sisters a wave before exiting the stadium. She’d catch up on how the rest of the night played out later. For right now, she really did want to lie down and fall into a peaceful slumber. “Come on, let’s go get Psycho and Banshee and go back to the hotel. You can plan in the morning when Sam’s back to as close as normal as she gets during a run like this.”Bandit nods. “Alright… we gotta get EVIL…”“Really? Jesus, Jack…”Bandit shrugs. “What, I didn’t name them…” 15th February, 2020 19:57 PM MST Denver, Colorado Exact Location: Magness Arena Status: On-Camera The camera pans in on both Bandit and The Titaness using the ropes as makeshift chairs. Sam lets out a breath before turning to Jackie. ”Lord, where do we even start with this? I mean … can you even translate ‘Chihuahua yipping’ or anything similar? Because that’s pretty much most of what I heard from EVIL. And … wow. It was honestly kinda sad in its own rights. I guess … is that our cue to wonder if #ThatsSoCoven, or #ThatsSoEVIL, or … what?” “You mean it’s not #SoRob?” Sam nods. ”To be kinda fair, I can’t deny the timing was incredibly shitty. But that’s not necessarily on Rob.” Her head turns right towards the lens. ”See, ladies of Coven, this is exactly what back-up plans are for. I told you all this war would end. No, I didn’t know it’d be because Mile High would close yet again, but …”Sam shrugs. ”The fact remains … nothing was stopping you from doing quite a bit. You had more than enough time and chances to figure out another tag team to try doubling your chances. It took for us to beat Double Team Ihari twice before you even started working on that, and just … really? You bitch at us for your lack of thinking?”Samantha shakes her head. ”That’s definitely on you two, not us.” Jackie grins. “Did seem to take them what felt like forever just to find a place for poor old Emily, didn’t it? There she was, the first real recruit to the cause started by Solomon and Jansen because shit didn’t go their way and they thought, in their infinite wisdom that the only thing that made us…”She points between herself and Samantha. “Was numbers or something and therefore, if they just lined up enough live bodies, maybe they could change the fact that when you think of Mile High Wrestling, you think of two things… you think of Skrabz and you think of the Shieldmaidens. So there you were, the five of you at the start and… “She frowns, waving a hand from side to side. “Solomon got to try and be the big swinging dick of the locker room, Jansen was the secondary, DTI were the tag team and Emily… well, she was just the spare one at the wedding, wasn’t she?”Sam mulls the thought over before nodding. ”You wonder why we question what you’ve done for her? There’s a good reason. And it’s not until the literal, very end that now you want to try to win gold for her? Under almost any other circumstance, it’d be kinda cute. You definitely have a decent goal, but … then you’re trying to toss all these arguments and everything over.
“Do you seriously think being undefeated means anything? Have you forgotten both SEX and Double Team Ihari used to fall under that category before they faced us? And why do you even have to ask what this win would mean for us? Is it really not that obvious?”Sam snickers as she turns to Jackie. ”I thought we were the ‘blonde bimbos’ here. If I didn’t know better, Leah dyed her hair or something, because this is just so basic it’s … incredibly sad. Particularly for someone using the moniker of ‘War Queen’.” Jackie nods in agreement. “I’ve thought Leah is a lot of things. The woman is a beast of a competitor, there is no denying that. She’s a champion and there is no denying that she earned that standing! I’ve thought she was kind of a badass...but I have never thought she was stupid until she started saying shit like she did now with this whole brown noser thing, implying we avoided them because we were, zomygod, so scared of them because they were undefeated and thus had to go shove ourselves up Rob’s ass to make sure the match never happened…”She pauses, looking momentarily stunned. “Rob? As in Robert Mack, as in the guy who made Pueblo happen to me, fired our former President, ran off my first partner and our first manager, damn near got rid of us wholesale… AND has that whole creeper history thing going on with Sam… REALLY?” Shaking her head, Jackie almost throws herself off the ropes. “We have never run from ANY team that has come into this company. We have fought them all and we have beaten them all, in some cases so badly they went running from here screaming like the little girls they called us with their tails between their legs holding nothing but the imaginary cocks they pretended were so damn huge that we just couldn’t resist falling down on our knees and going to town on them while handing over the championships we obviously didn’t deserve! Tox and Shox said it, Mosh and Ripley took their shot, I don’t even remember how many times, SEX took their shot and then went back to outer space or..you know, just got lost in New Jersey or something, and DTI took their swings and boom, down they ALL went!”Samantha clicks her tongue. ”Ugh. You’ve made us become broken records temporarily, and that’s honestly kinda annoying. But with how just …” She stares in disbelief, waving her hand through the air. ”Christ, I just … you asked and begged for the ‘real Psycho’ to show up. Well where the hell is the real War Queen? Because the one I knew, the one whom I gave the best debut of her life here?!” Sam’s eyes narrow. ”This is definitely not her, and I’m not saying that because you opted to go with Coven. I’ve given up on fretting over that topic. It’s still unfortunate, sure. But it’s your call. No, though; I’m referring to the same badass Jackie often saw who didn’t ask these first-grade level questions and certainly didn’t bitch and whine. Because … let’s face it. Your career did start out like I predicted. You struggled a bit in the beginning. But you fought and fought … and by god, you rose up in the ranks! You won and have retained gold.
“And now, it’s like … you’ve somehow reverted. Are you that scared about being double booked or something?”Sam lets out a disappointed sigh. ”You may have the body and spirit of a champion, but right now? You definitely do not have the proper attitude. I guarantee that if either myself or Jackie were double booked, the last thing either of us would be doing is whining the way you did. We’d do our fucking jobs and go wrestle! That’s literally all there is to it.
“Also …”Sam quirks an eyebrow as she looks back towards Bandit. ”When did we ever say anything about EVIL as a team?” Jackie shrugs. “I don’t remember even noticing they were a thing for a while just because Leah was usually busy. Said?”She shakes her head. “Not even to make a crack about the name…”Sam gives her own affirmative nod. ”The closest I’ll admit was in my own shoot before the Eight - originally Ten - Person Tag Elimination match, and it was less about them as a group and more so as a heads-up to Miss Emily. I simply said the truth - that until she was booked in a tag match, I was gonna view her as a singles fighter. And I would have … had she not chosen to take Stacy DeVille on herself, so …”Her head shakes. ”Get where we’re going yet, EVIL? Because this isn’t half of our ammo used. But just … seriously. Does it suck Mile High’s about to shut down? Abso-fucking-lutely! That may be one of the few things we’ll both agree on. But for you to go on and on and try to beg us to let Emily have an easy belt just because of the timing and unfortunate circumstances …”She moves her right index finger beside her temple and twirls it. ”I’m not sure if you’ve lost your minds, are just that desperate, or a bit of both. But whatever I’ve seen and heard, it really is so fucking sad. But tell ya what. I’ll indulge you for a bit. Let’s pretend we gave you what ya wanted, shall we? You do realize that no matter what, we’ll leave Mile High with a 225 day reign. Easily the longest among the Tag Team Division. You will hold it for …”Her head tilts as she looks like she’s quickly counting. ”A few hours, give or take? Sure, you’d be written down in the books as the team that finally put an end to our streak. But it’s not gonna make it one day less. I made sure. 225 is the official number of days we’ll have held these titles come February sixteenth. But after that, I mean … you’re never going to have any chances to prove yourselves. And I know - well, I do if I’m going off the War Queen I first met - that’ll infuriate you especially. You’re a warrior, and yet … you’re never going to be able to go into another match alongside Emily and show what you two are capable of.
“Not trying to discourage you from coming at us. It’s just the unfortunate truth. And I’d like to hope that especially after all of her failed attempts at beating Ripley, Emily would want those same opportunities as much as Leah would. Maybe a bit more so than if she had won the AMMO Championship.” Jackie shakes her head. “Emily should want this more than Leah could ever hope to want it! That poor woman was here before I got here and hasn’t gotten a damn thing, whether it was with Coven or without it! She had some opportunities because of Ammo but this is when I have to ask, what has Coven EVER done for her? What has she gotten out of being in Coven that she didn’t get just by being alive and willing to try anyway? The whole time you came at us, you basically forgot she existed and then when it came time for the big wargames showdown, you excluded her and gave her spot to Gabriel Ohio! Then when it came time to finally, FINALLY include her, you guys got her to step off and take Deville by herself and thus she was more or less abandoned and left at the damn altar again! So now, here she is, she finally gets her chance to prove she’s not just Coven in name only, she’s not just the Coven prospect charity case…”She trails off, seemingly stunned once again. “And her partner, the vaunted War Queen… fucking starts begging us to just… let her have it… proving once and for all that none of you EVER really believed in that poor woman and you NEVER really wanted her on your team!” Jackie stares into the camera incredulously. “This is that moment where… you just have to ask… what the fuck?” Sam nods, looking just as taken aback as Jackie. ”Pretty much. And that’s not even the weirdest thing I heard. When the hell did Leah start caring about hypotheticals? THOT Chocolate never ended up putting their name on Mile High’s dotted line, so … why the hell is she freaking out about a tweet from Azurine?” Sam chuckles, moving her head from side to side. ”I mean, not gonna lie. From all the times I’ve heard of them and seen them, it would have been interesting to see that play out, sure. But to hear the goddamn War Queen so nervous about a mere ‘what if’? That’s … even weirder. Right? It isn’t just me who thinks that, right?” “Definitely not just you, Sam.”Another sigh is heard from Sam as she moves her hair behind her ears. ”I just … yeah. First you lost me because of your group and so-called goals. Now you’ve lost me because … it feels like your IQ dropped a good … ten? Twenty points? Pretty significant and .. god, it’s so cringe-worthy to listen to. So …” Sam waves her hand through the air, pulling her Tag Team Title off her right shoulder and holding it up high into the air. ”If you want your last words to be bitching and whining, fine. Not how we’d like to remember you gals by, believe it or not, but … that’s also your choice. You can justify yourselves however the hell you want, but no! We will not lay down and hand these over! We didn’t for the Brix City Boyz! We didn’t for Mosh & Ripley! We didn’t for SEX! We didn’t for DTI, so we’re not gonna start now!
“Come hell or high water, we’re starting February sixteenth as the Mile High Champions … and ending them as such. But if absolutely nothing else? We’re gonna come at you with our SS attitudes … and riot at the end, regardless of the result! You bitches aren’t the only ones irritated Mile High is shutting down yet again, and if you wanna insist otherwise? You’re more foolish than I originally thought!” “That would be saying something…” Jackie lifts her belt up as well. “You wanna prove us wrong, well here we are, here we come and here’s your chance! Just like always, we’re coming at you live and in living color and if that doesn’t fit the bullshit spewing from your mouth, too goddamn bad! This is how it is, how it’s always been and how it’s gonna stay! One more for the road! Let’s get this ride going!”
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