Anastasia vs Diamond

From French supermodel to MHW superstar, Anastasia Baudelaire has had the perfect life. She made billions of dollars, eventually hiring Claude Abreo as her personal assistant and went from modeling to supermodeling and becoming one of the most popular supermodels is France, modeling everything from eyeliner to full outfits. This experience led Anastasia to believing that since she had a perfect life, she was perfect. And she brought this belief with her to MHW.


The scene opens with Anastasia in front of a mirror in her bedroom applying makeup to her face on a vanity. She is penciling in her eyebrows before she pauses to begin speaking.


"Okay, I lost in that Hardcore match. But, you know what, I didn't even want to win the Hardcore Championship for two reasons. Number one, I am way out of that championship's league, and number two, I am not a hardcore woman, and I am proud of it. Vous pensez que je veux obtenir ce beau visage endommagé?"


Anastasia begins penciling in her eyebrows again, continuing until both of her eyebrows look absolutely perfect. She drops the pencil and begins speaking again.


"Also I am on AMMO. Am I mad? No. Je suis furieux. Just because I lost two matches - and let's face it, in the first one, Talia cheated, in the second, it was a hardcore match, and, like I said, I'm not hardcore - doesn't mean that I deserve to be on a boring show for only losers like AMMO. I deserve to be in the main event of ThrowDown. But, considering how much of a loser Robert Mack is anyway, I am not at all surprised. And, since I can't change the fact that I am on AMMO, I will make the best of it. Je vais montrer que je suis le main event de ThrowDown."


She applies some bright red lipstick to lips, then bites down on a paper towel before speaking again.


"And for my opponent, Kate "Diamond" Steele-Warren. Well, first off, I want to point out the fact that I look much more like a diamond than you do. I mean, assuming your nickname is 'Diamond' because you think you look perfect, which you don't. But that was nothing important, that was just the truth. Je suis si belle."


She pauses for a moment to admire herself in the mirror before picking up some blush. She applies it to her cheeks and temples and she speaks while she is doing this.


"I love how I am always put up against the new people. You know, that can be a great thing, because fighting all these uneducated people makes it easier for me to win without damaging this beautiful face of mine. No, not easier to win, I can already do that, but easier to win without damaging my beautiful face."


Anastasia pauses for a moment to grab some makeup remover. She uses it to wipe off her blush, which she has messed up terribly on. She speaks while she is doing this.


"But let's focus on this specific newby, shall we. Kate Steele. Vous savez que je ne suis pas une personne très sympathique, mais cela me rend triste de savoir que vous avez rencontré votre mari quand tu étais sur le point de te faire écraser par un train. Yeah, yeah, classic fantasy love story. He saved you from getting run over, blah blah blah, like I care."


Anastasia cackles.


"No offense, sweetie, but that's just because I don't believe it. Fantasy stories are for perfect people, and hearing about your life made me realize you are not perfect. I mean, you had the perfect life honey, but you took it for granted just because you got bullied. You know, it is a proven fact that people bully you because they either like you or are jealous of you. I got bullied in school, and that didn't depress me, that made me glad that I am such a beautiful woman. Aw, people feel bad for you, ils devraient penser que vous avez vécu sous un rocher que vous êtes toute la vie pour ne pas savoir que les intimidateurs ne vous haïssaient pas."


She puts down the makeup remover, picks up the blush container, and starts over. She speaks again while she is doing this.


"Well, it doesn't matter that you didn't get run over by a train. Because I am going to murder you anyway in two Sundays. Because even though I could have won my last two matches under different conditions, I am mad. I am mad that Talia cheated, and I am mad that I was put in the Hardcore championship match, instead of at least the Phoenix championship match or something. Et, Kate, tu es juste au mauvais endroit au mauvais moment. Because, sweetheart, I'm taking all of my anger out on you. YOU."


She practically throws her makeup container on the vanity in her frustration.


"You are going to wish you didn't step in the ring with me, little 'diamond'. You are going to wish you didn't sign to this company. You are going to wish you were never born. Dans deux dimanches, je mettrai fin à votre carrière, et c’est un fait."