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Post by Admin on Jun 24, 2019 7:09:27 GMT -6
Mile High Wrestling Tag Team Championship Da Brix City Boyz© vs The Shieldmaidens (Titaness & Bandit) Roleplay Limit: ONE per handlerRoleplay Deadline: Sunday, July 7, 2019 @ 1AM Central
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2019 17:24:36 GMT -6
4th July, 2019 20:42 PM CST New Orleans, Louisiana Exact Location: Shieldmaiden Clubhouse Status: Off-Camera When Zombie insisted over Twitter that everyone should come along, she had been deathly serious apparently. Almost everyone was at the Shieldmaiden Clubhouse for the Fourth of July party they all agreed to have. The only exceptions were still Widow and RJ, but they were still being forced to lay low. Despite the former leader and Sergeant-At-Arms being away, spirits were pretty damn high. Some of the other Dragons agreed to grill and cook some food for the party. Everything started at 14:00 PM. With everything having gone on for six hours now, dinner had been served and liquor was offered to anyone who wanted some. In order to make it somewhat fair for Lio, whom had given up alcohol, Sam promised him ahead of time she’d only have one glass for herself. Which was exactly why she made it count and savored the wine as best as possible. Crash and Burn had set up a very high-tech - and likely costly as all hell - sound system, and were using that to encourage people to get out and dance. If Sam wasn’t seen dancing between Lio and Orion, she took turns dancing with one, then the other. Samantha’s head would turn as a slow song, clearly one meant for a slow dance, started playing. She began to walk away, only to be intercepted and guided back on the floor by Lio. ”Oh?” she asked curiously, looking up towards her other lover. All she got for an immediate reply was a sly, practically knowing, smirk. Sam’s head shook as she chuckled and placed her arms atop his shoulders. ”Okay. I didn’t think this was your style though.””I can try anything at least once, remember?”Sam nodded, deciding to keep quiet and accept the offer to dance. Although this had definitely not been the first time her sisters saw her with Lio, it was one of the more intimate moments. Maybe it was that, maybe it was a bit of the wine still lingering in her system. Either way, something was definitely making the normally calm Titaness blush as she lightly swayed with Lio. Every time Sam wanted to ask if there was a real reason for this dance, she felt the words get stuck in her throat. After the third failed attempt, she slowly closed her eyes and relaxed, concentrating on the here and now. Just like the others before, the song eventually came to an end. What Sam didn’t expect, however, was for nothing to immediately play. She looked over to Crash and Burn with a raised eyebrow. They smiled back and nodded. Ooooookay, so it’s not broken. Then …. Her gaze went back to Lio … and she felt her heart skip a few beats. He was down on one knee. An open box was in his hand and in that was a gorgeous ring. ”I don’t need to ask … do I?””No, you don’t. We were going to from the get-go. Of course I will.”Lio grinned, stood back up to his full height, and gave Sam a gentle, passionate kiss on her lips. As he pulled away, he began gently sliding it on Samantha’s left ring finger, on top of the one Orion had given her at their wedding. ”Solomon Cain is right though. We are gonna have to figure something out, because --”Lio chuckled, causing Sam’s head to tilt slightly. ”I see. Is that why you’ve looked so distracted tonight?””Yeah. I’ve been trying to figure something out, and ---””And we will. I promise that. Don’t let him ruin your evening, okay? Now then … let’s enjoy the rest of the night, shall we?”Everyone watching cheered and clapped. Meanwhile, the night and party went on, with everyone enjoying the festivities in their own forms and fashions. 5th July, 2019 21:25 PM CST New Orleans, Louisiana Exact Location: Shieldmaiden Clubhouse (Sam & Joseph’s Room) Status: On-Camera The camera pans in on The Titaness sitting atop her bed. She stays quiet for a good few minutes, slowly nods, and finally begins to speak after mentally gathering her words. ”Part rapper, part wrestler, all cunt.”Samantha shakes her head, snickering lightly. ”So sad that the most honest thing I have heard about, or even from, any of you can be found your Twitter profile. Can’t admit it out loud, huh?”Sam briefly pauses before speaking up again. Boys will be boys … a bullshit proverb that started getting particularly popular recently. Especially after Brett Kavanaugh got elected as our Supreme Court Justice. But it’s funny in an ironic way, because … you proved that saying does have truth to that. At Mile High Spectacular, we literally saw you as your exact name, with some slight altercations; Bitch Cunt Boys.” A scoff passes her lips as Sam’s head shakes. ”Ya’ll said I was the scared bitch, but that’s not what I saw. Naw. You two are, plain and simple. You couldn’t accept the loss so much … that you wasted your reward from the royale. That’s right, you wasted it. Because the truth is, you could have saved that and used it at a much smarter time.
“If you wanna leave Skrabz’s title alone, fair. Okay. But then … there were still other options. Azurine’s Throwdown Title was an option, but then … I wonder if Skrabz begged you guys to be nice because she actually pinned him back in XwO. Or … maybe he’s still too fascinated wtih ‘dat azz’ and had pity on her?”Sam shrugs before continuing. ”Alternatively, there was Bullet’s Phoenix Championship. But no. The idea of losing to two smaller and physically weaker women was too humiliating for either of you to accept, and so … you cashed your second chance in.
“Well boys … fucking enjoy that strap while you still got it. Because you best believe me and Bandit are gonna remedy the outcome of our last fight. This time, you won’t have any second chances. No bullshit, none of that crap to use or hide behind.
“And before you say I try to do that?”A knowing smirk crosses her lips as she shakes her head. ”I never do. Fact checks; they matter. Do I speak out and give my opinions on things that have happened before? Abso-fucking-lutely. Not gonna hide that. If Katrina Mack couldn’t silence me, why the fuck do you think you bastards will succeed where she failed, huh? But here’s the kicker; do I go on and on about any of it?”Her head shakes firmly from side to side. ”Nope. Particularly compared to Skrabz, who can’t take a page from Elsa’s book and let go that he lost to Bullet.” Sam heavily emphasizes on Bullet’s name. ”Bitches like you never wanna admit the truth, so I’m doing it for ya. Yes, a lot of us were at ringside. And yes, a few of us did jump on the apron. But when it comes to actually getting inside the ring alongside Alex?”Sam holds both her hands up, showing zero fingers. ”No such thing happened. Therefore … Bullet beat Skrabz by her damned self. But not only does ‘man like Skrabz’ refuse to acknowledge it, he tries to lie his ass off. Does a shitty job of it, mind you, but he constantly manipulates the truth. Ya know though, I could deal with that. What’s really annoying is how he goes on and on and on and on and on …”Sam’s smirk widens, a low chuckle passing her lips. ”Like a fucking broken record about it. And that, Bitch Cunt Boys, is what separates us from you fuck faces. We move on. We look for ways to get better. But we’re nothing like this lame ass tweet you actually took the time and effort to post up.”Samantha turns her laptop around and shows the tweet in question. ”Us being salty would imply we’d be tweeting twenty-four seven about our loss to you. Have we? Nope. I said once - and only once - on Twitter that I thought our loss was bullshit. And I’m gonna stand by that opinion. But have I droned on and on about it?”Sam’s head shakes again. ”Never have. Even after losing way back in Episode Three, I did move on. I kept fighting, and lo and behold, remember what happened? I may not have earned the title Skrabz is currently holding, but I did earn gold all the same. You all can believe in your stupid tier system with belts and keep thinking all of the others are more inferior to the Mile High Championship. But the fact is just as wins are wins, the same is true with championships. Not everyone can boast they’ve held them. Hell …”She points at herself. ”I’m the only person in this company who can boast about being a double Champion within Mile High.”Her grin widens. ”And there’s a very good chance that soon, another Maiden may become the second. Skrabz can hate the idea all he wants, but that’s just the honest to gods possibility. Between her opponents for this upcoming episode … I mean …”Samantha shakes her head. ”I don’t doubt they’ll give her a fight. But I do think neither will be able to handle her very well. Especially Tyke, who still seems to be cursed in acquiring wins when put against any of us. So … it will take little more than a pure miracle for her to leave Episode Nineteen empty handed. Which means … she likely will face Skrabz while still holding the Phoenix Championship.” Her right hand waves through the air. ”But that’s her fight, so I’ll let her talk further on the matter.”Sam’s lips press tightly together as she goes quiet once again, speaking after finding the words she wants to relay. ”You two have gone on and on so much about being ‘da realest’, but … how can you back that up? How … when you had a fit akin to a toddler or young child over one loss? The reality - like it or not - was at Mile High Spectacular, we had your number. That’s exactly why we emerged victorious in the first round.”The Titaness tries to mull on the answer to her rhetorical question before shrugging. ”Whatever. It ain’t gonna be but a ting soon enough. We’re gonna make our rematch count. And this time, I won’t come in with a slightly fucked up knee. That’s right, ya’ll fought me when I wasn’t even one-hundred percent well, and we still kicked your asses. No bullshit, no excuses, no whining. I don’t want none of that from you boys.”Her head shakes as she mutters under her breath. ”Twenty-fucking-one and they actually refer to themselves as ‘boys’ … fucking embarrassing. I became a woman at sixteen! Why haven’t you two … no, never mind. Doesn’t fucking matter. You two wanna stay boys? Then why not find Peter Pan and go with him to Neverland? Meanwhile, me and Bandit can keep these titles and actually have them mean something.
“Because unlike what you and Skrabz believe, there are no ‘inferior’ belts. Never have been, never will be - in any company at that rate, not just within Mile High. Good fucking riddance.”As Sam reaches down to grab a bottle of water, a small, orange kitten jumps up onto her bed. Samantha smiles, holding the water in one hand while petting the kitten with her other. ”Hey, Aphrodite. Yeah, I’m almost done. No worries, sweetie.” A swig of water is taken before Sam looks straight into the lens once more. ”You don’t acknowledge us because we’re not real enough? That’s your philosophy or slogan or whatever the hell you’re using, yeah? Well … at least we’re not wannabe dictators like you and Skrabz. Considering yesterday was the Fourth of July, it only seems appropriate to use that analogy. Consider us the Minutewomen and you guys George III plus a few really loyal Brits.”The same, knowing grin reappears on her face. ”I’m sure you all know enough American history to know how the Revolutionary War went, yeah? Because guess what. The British may be coming, but we’ve already been told ahead of time by our own version of Paul Revere. We’ve had time to prepare. So when Sunday rolls around, we’re gonna be very ready, and will strike even faster and harder than we did at Mile High Spectacular. It will repeat once more on Episode Nineteen. You can try to get away with a lot of shit, but there will be certain tasks you and anyone else who tries will always fail at. Making us leave is one. Getting rid of my fighting spirit is another; I’ll let the others speak more so on that if they so desire.
“Don’t be surprised if by the end of this fray … we’ll give the British the middle finger once more and emerge victorious. Probably bruised, and maybe even a bit bloody. But not as broken nor ready to crumble and give up as you’d hope for. We will fight.
“Love us or hate us … the Shieldmaidens are here to stay. And while I may not have been an original member? I am not turning my back on them. Not now, not ever.”The camera shows Sam picking Aphrodite up into her arms. She stands up and begins to walk out of the frame. ”I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it one last time. Streaks, people, and reigns - these all die. You and Skrabz’s time as champions … it will end. Who does it? That’s anyone’s guess, but trust me when I say I look forward to the day you fuckers get knocked down three to four flights of stairs along with some pegs. You need the lesson in humility. Badly.” After uttering those words, the feed cuts out, bringing the promo to its end.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2019 18:40:11 GMT -6
Shox "Da problem" Tox "Da Rebel"Tox and Shox stand facing a tripod mounted camera with their backs to a wall in a unknown location.. Visible only from the wasit up, all that can be seen of them is their muscular upper-bodies, with their intimidating physiques stretching their BCB vest to the limit. They breathe heavily, sweat and anger seeping from their every pore, each with a Mile High Wrestling Tag Team Championship belt draped over a shoulder. "So here we are." Tox gives Shox a light push on the shoulder as he speaks. "Here we go." Shox adds, as he shoves Tox back. "Episode nineteen." "And we dunno about anyone else but..."
"We havin' a real bad case of Deja Vu."
"We goin' round in circles."
"Same names..." Tox shoves Shox again, slightly harder this time.
"Same faces." Shox responds in kind, again shobing his slightly taller as he speaks. "Titaness..." "Bandit."
"It's only right you get your rematch..."
"But we just thought you would have waited a lil longer."
"Coz at the moment you the former champs..."
"With a guaranteed title match whenever you want it..."
"But once you blow that shot, then what?"
"Then you just the former champs..."
"A couple of used to be somebodies."
"But you see things been gettin' that way for you already..."
"Coz while your bikes might be gleamin'..."
"The Maidens losin' they shine."
"It's funny how things change..."
"Coz you we're just about runnin' Mile High for a minute."
"But y'all started to lose speed once we show up."
"You dropped down a gear and kept it movin'..."
"And any time it mattered you came out on top."
"Bullet beat Skrabz...."
"You cost us the match with Emily Falls."
"But you only come out on top..."
"When you sneaking up from the back..."
"Or when the numbers game on your side."
"You face us head on..."
"It's a write off."
"Two shows in a row..."
"Mile High Spectacular..."
"We robbed your gold."
"Episode Eighteen..."
"The three of us came to collect that toll..."
"And just like we predicted..."
"Your pockets weren't deep enough."
"But lets take it back a step."
"You say we robbed you?"
"You damn right we did!"
"You just lucky we did it in the ring..."
"We could've just snatched 'em back stage..."
"Could've done it in the street..."
"You coulda been cruisin' down the highway"
"In formation..."
"Rounded a sweepin' bend and right there in front of you..."
"There be a road block in the shape of...."
"The Brix..."
"City..."
"Boyz!"
"Coz we said we were gon' take 'em."
"And that mean ANY TIME..." Shox shoves Tox hard, sending him a few steps to the side.
"ANY PLACE." Tox adds, shoving his brother back just as hard, sending him a few steps to the side. "So as the champs you should've been ready to go..."
"ANY TIME..." Tox slaps Shox hard on the back .
"ANY PLACE." Tox slaps Shox back hard across the chest. "We ain't need the element of surprise."
"But if we have it..."
"We gon' use it."
"And you knew we had that shot in the bank..."
"After we won the Emily Falls Battle Royal..."
"So you should've expected it."
"We gave you a fightin' chance..."
"But you ain't have any fight left."
"Yeah it was your second match of the night."
"It was our third!"
"And one of them was us against everybody..."
"And we still ready to go..."
"ANY TIME" Tox slaps Shox hard around the face. "ANY PLACE" Shox repays the favour, connecting with a hard slap to his fraternal twin brothers face. "See we come up takin' what we wanted..."
"You think we was gon' stop now?"
"You think we weren't gon' keep at it?"
"You stupid as you sound."
"And y'all sound real stupid."
"Worryin' about our name..."
"When you should be worryin' about the weight yours holds..."
"Coz your names gettin' lighter by the day."
"And once Bullet lose her Phoenix Title at the next show..."
"Y'all be weightless."
"If you ask us..."
"Y'all too distracted..."
"Too busy."
"Y'all ridin' all over handlin' your side shit..."
"Sam out here tryina make up her mind who cock she ridin'."
"Joe's or Lio's"
"Or maybe she just watch them two go at it."
"They seem the type."
"In fact they Prob'ly gon' be watchin'..."
"As we run a train on Sam and Bandit."
"That's a metaphor..."
"'Fore y'all get too offended." "We know how sensitive y'all are."
"But they ain't got nothin' else for us to take."
"Still a metaphor..."
"Coz they ain't got nothin' else we want."
"But we ain't only take what we want..."
"We fight to keep what we took."
"We touch it and it's ours..."
"So y'all gon' have to kill us to get these belts back."
"We know you ain't killers."
"We know your time is done."
"But despite all we know about you..."
"Despite how many of your punches we eat"
"No matter how many we throw back at you"
"No matter how many times we see your face"
"We ain't know who you are."
"Coz real recognise real..."
"And we don't recognise you!"Video cuts to black.
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Post by Bandit on Jul 6, 2019 21:56:41 GMT -6
Off-Camera
Friday, July 5, 2019 Warehouse Gym Shieldmaidens Clubhouse New Orleans, Louisiana 11:46 AM CDT
Training was a serious business in this gym. It had always been so but it had taken on a new level of seriousness when Shonn Maguire had been patched into the Chrome Dragons and brought his friends and training partners, Davis “Doomsday” Delacio and Donnie “Devastator” Samuelsson, with him. Those that were active wrestlers here had found Shonn to be an invaluable resource but had also found out quickly why the prison fighting ring members had taken to calling him “Malleus Diabolus” as his methods always managed to challenge them. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal credited almost all of her career to his training and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire would say that applied to her as well. Lately though, the two using him even more than usual had been Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton in their search for reclaiming the Mile High Wrestling World Tag Team Championships from Tox and Shox, Da Brix City Boyz of Toll Gang.
For the last match, at Mile High Spectacular, they had prepared for their defense against the same opponents by working against Doomsday and Devastator and it had paid off when they were able to defeat Da Brix City Boyz to retain.
That payoff had been eliminated two minutes later when BCB had cashed in a second opportunity and made sure it they only had to it rush the smallest person in the ring, Bandit, and take the championships off the Shieldmaiden duo. Now the rematch would test them even further and Bandit and Titaness knew they couldn’t just do what they had done last time. While it had worked on one level, on another they had obviously missed something and thus more was in order.
Shonn had simply nodded when the idea had been brought to his attention and had made a call.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: So what have you got for us this time, Hammer?
Shonn smirks and then nods to the three Samoans standing in the ring. Bandit nods her approval.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Nice…
Shonn nods pointedly.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Falaniko, Petelo an’ Alapati Tavai. Niko an’ Lapa work as a taem while Telo worked solo wit Sorsh earlier. We’ll have him bae at ringside fer an added bonus as if Skrabz bae at ringside for BCB…
Bandit and Titaness both nod their agreement.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You’ve outdone yourself, Hammer!
Titaness nods her agreement.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: Do they move as well too?
Shonn nods.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: They were all football players who took ballet tae help out their footwork on th’ field. They bae glidin’ when they run…
Bandit’s eyes go wide.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: At that size?
Shonn nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: That’s incredible!
Titaness shrugs.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: Does make them good Tox and Shox stand-ins then, doesn’t it? That combination of speed, power and size is hard to find and yet, you managed twice…
Bandit nods, frowning in skeptical confusion.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Yeah, how did you manage that, Hammer?
Shonn smirks.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: I could jess say I bae havin’ me ways but, Niko was in prison wit me, Davis, an’ Donnie. He wasna sposed tae bae there long but kept gettin’ intae trouble wit th’ guards fer fuckin’ stupid shite all th’ time. I managed tae get him transferred over by me and put him tae work in th’ fights an’ he stayed outta trouble from then on. Warden took an interest in him an’ he never had another problem. Th’ ohers bae his brothers so he jess brought them wit him, dinnee?
Bandit and Titaness both nod slowly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: We goin’ all out in practice today?
Sam nods quickly.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: I know I’m gonna want to.
Shonn smirks.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Give it th’ gusto, the boys bae ready fer whatever ye bae wantin’ tae do. They know they bae haer tae push ye an’ tha’s jess whot they aim tae do.
Bandit and Titaness nod their approval again.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: What you think?
The Titaness shrugs.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: They look like they should work nicely and if they hit half as hard as D & D, we’re gonna be feeling this session after for sure.
The two blonde women share a nod and the smaller one cocks her head to the left.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Alrighty, who’s starting?
The taller blonde woman shrugs again.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: Who you think will be starting in the match?
Bandit ponders this question for a second and then nods to herself.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Maybe we try once with me starting and then do another with you starting so we can see how each strategy goes?
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: Sounds like a plan to me.
Shonn nods his approval too.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Tae me as well, Lass.
Bandit and Titaness climb up onto the aprion,. Bandit stepping through the ropes and walking over to shake all three Samoan brothers' hands. Titaness does the same and then returns to their corner. Niko and Lapa step to their corner to discuss how they do this while Telo steps to the floor, taking his place at ringside.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Ready, Lads?
Niko and Lapa nod.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Ready, Lasses?
Bandit and Titaness nod as the brothers did earlier.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Haer we go!
Shonn rings the bell and Bandit rushes in. The two Samoans take a second to time Bandit but start to take over, throwing her all over the ring. Eventually, one throws her a little too hard and she lands near her own corner. Titaness tags in and jumps to the attack. The brothers try to double team her only for Bandit to launch herself at them off the ropes. The girls’ experience takes over and they are able to knock Niko from the ring and then knock KLapa down, pinning him before anyone else can even think of breaking it up.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Right, five minutes then!
The four fighters take their five minutes rest and use the time to discuss things they can change up for the second round. Shonn signals them and then starts the match. This time, Titaness and Niko pound away on each other, both looking like the other owes them money and made comments about the other’s mother and her paid sexual prowess. The match goes on longer than the first one, the two teams making tags and the momentum shifting back and forth several times. Finally, Lapa falls from the ring and the Maiden duo knocks Niko down onto his back. Bandit goes to the corner facing to the east and calls out to Titaness.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: SAM!!! TOSS ME!!!
Titaness moves over and throws Bandit into a rocket launcher type move that ends in a 450 splash onto Niko for the pin.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Begorra, whot th’ hell bae tha?
Bandit and Titaness look over to Shonn and they both shrug.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Seemed like a good idea at the time?
Titaness starts to laugh.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: It definitely was, yes…
Bandit laughs.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I was going Eastbound and Down on that one!
Titaness can’t help but chuckle.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: You really do love those movies, don’t you?
Bandit shrugs sheepishly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: It’s why Eavan thought the nickname was perfect. I make a killing at the casino playing the one-armed bandits, I always seem to come ahead no matter what game I’m playing there and then there’s Smokey & The Bandit…
Titaness shrugs.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: She wasn’t wrong on that one!
Shonn grins.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: Lads, ye have another one in ye?
Niko and Lapa nod and Shonn grins.
Shonn "Malleus" Maguire: An’ ye, Lasses? Ye bae havin’ another one in ye?
Bandit shrugs.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Hey, I’m sure they’ll mention how they had three matches in one night so, why not?
Titaness rolls her eyes.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: I’m so sick of anything they say at this point. It’s old and just irritating…
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Then let’s get ready to give ‘em hell!
Titaness nods and they share a fistbump. Shonn rings the bell and the four go at it, knocking each other all over the ring. They go at it for a good ten minutes before the Maidens catch Niko for the Cheshire Grin. Lapa tries to break it up before a cover can be made only to be dumped over the top out onto Telo on the floor. Titaness covers and scores the pin on Niko.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Guess that answers that question, doesn’t it?
Titaness frowns.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: What question?
Bandit ndos to Niko as the Samoan sits up clutching at his neck.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: If you could still do the lifting for that move on a guy that size after that much action.
She nods to the big Samoan.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You kinda did…
Titaness nods her agreement.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: Never entered my mind of whether I could do it or not. I just did it.
Bandit grins.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And, hey look, no sneaking or other shortcuts either, you just got in position and bang, got him. Wonder if that’d be real enough for them?
The taller blonde woman laughs at the thought.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: No, they’ll find an excuse no matter what happens. It’s what they do and I can’t wait to knock that smug look off their faces again.
Bandit shrugs.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: We did it once so nothing saying we can’t do it again.
Titaness snickers.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: Tell them that…
Bandit shrugs.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: What for, they’ll just pretend they didn’t hear it anyway. Remember, they don’t recognize us cause we ain’t real or some shit…
Once again rolling her eyes, Titaness exhales forcefully.
Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton: This can’t happen fast enough!
Bandit nods and holds out her fist again.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Amen to that, Sister!
Titaness nods and fistbumps Bandit before the two step from the ring.
On-Camera
Saturday, July 6, 2019 Warehouse Gym Shieldmaidens Clubhouse New Orleans, Louisiana 11:01 PM CDT
The camera opens upon Jackie “Bandit” Layton standing against the wall near the front door of the warehouse gym underneath a big black banner with the white Shieldmaidens logo lettering. Wearing blue jeans, black boots, a black Shieldmaidens t-shirt and her Shieldmaidens’ kutte. Her long blonde hair is pulled back in a ponytail and she stares at the camera completely incredulous by what she’s apparently just seen and heard.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Ok...wait… just...wait…
She holds out her right hand, the index finger extended as if specifically asking for a momentary timeout.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Just one fucking minute…
She stares off to the left, scanning the distance as if she’ll find out whatever she’s just witnessed was an illusion that will be cleared up without delay. She frowns in confusion and then looks back to the camera, her hand still held out, the index finger still extended.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Did you seriously just say we used to come out on top but we only came out that way because we sneaked up from behind?
She looks away, her eyes pulling closed as she shakes her head in stunned disbelief.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I’m sorry, I could have sworn you said before that talk like that was weak ass whining that only sad pathetic bitches do…
As her eyes open, she glances back to the camera and glares dead ahead.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And while we’re at it, what was this shit about we walking around with a guaranteed title shot whenever we want it and you thought we’d wait longer…
She cocks her head, her hand finally reaching out for the answer that must be ready to come flying back at her at any second.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: What did you do, go suck off the tailpipe of Skrabz’s rental car and get stoned off your asses on bad diesel fumes?
Shaking her head again, Bandit just stares into the camera like either there is no answer possible to satisfy this question or the answer will crawl out and join her right there.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Did you read the directions on shaving cream, see it says not to use near fire and then decide to test that theory just to see if you’d get a closer shave on them gleaming bald heads and scorch what was left of your cortexes?
Both hands extend out practically begging for the answer to emerge.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Seriously, you babbled on for what seemed like years, and said next to nothing that didn’t contradict yourselves. Hell, you said we couldn’t beat you straight up and yet, at that very show you mentioned, we did! We pinned you straight up and then there was a second match and out the window all that shit went.
Her left hand falls away while her right holds up palm out to slow down any kind of snarky response that might be on the way.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Fine, fair play, you had a second match in your pocket and you played it there but let’s cut the bullshit on this any time any place bullshit because you were not ready any time, any place. You weren’t ready when you were fighting Emily Falls. You were not ready when it was Skrabz vs Bullet one on one and you were not ready when it was Mile High Spectacular two on two. If you really had half the balls you claim to have, we never get near you at any time and yet, we have repeatedly. We’ve had you whenever we wanted and we’ve had however we wanted! Put down the car’s tailpipe, because you couldn’t run a train on us if you worked for Amtrak and wanted to run the Crescent all the way up to New York City!
Her right hand lowers slightly while her left comes back up to join it in begging for answers that will never come all over again.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Why are you so worried about what we doing, “on the side,” as you called it?
She turns as if the Titaness should be standing right to her right.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: What do you give a fuck if Sam decided to go fuck a football team or if she decided to fuck no one and became the wrestling nun? Sister Sam hear to help you kick the habit by smashing you with hers!
She glares into the camera, looking as if she might point harshly at any second.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: The only way it would matter who eitehr of us was fucking in this match would be if it was the two of you and since we already know that’s never going to happen who any of us are fucking don’t mean shit and it never did!
She waves her hand dismissively.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: God knows I don’t care if the two of you never even get to third base with your own dominant hand but that’s besides the point. If you’re too busy worrying about what all we’re doing, if you’re too busy talking about running a train on us because you’re guys and that’s all you really think and or care about, then you are gonna have a problem when Sam and I step in that ring against you. You asked us who we are if we lose…
She nods and then points accusingly into the camera.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I’ll tell you who we are. Sam and I are the only two people in the history of Mile High Wrestling to lose a championship and then go out and win one again afterwards! Sam is the only one to win two different ones and I’m the only one to win one back!
She nods, pointing to herself now.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: That’s who we are, it’s what we do and if we go down here, then mark my words, you know it’s only a matter of time before we earn our way back to another one no matter what the two of you want to say or want to have happen!
She nods slowly before pointing back into the camera again.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: But that does beg the question, who are you if you lose?
The hand drops away and she nods pointedly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You were Skrabz’s back-up that couldn’t beat us straight up before and if you go down now, they’re gonna know that when you said you ain’t need the element of surprise was a damn lie too and that really, that’s all your good for but on top of that…
She steps back, sweeping her hand across the shot.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: What happens when you go back home and have to tell all your boys that Toll gang ran into a bunch of girls and couldn’t get the job done unless they had a ready “get out of jail free” card to whip out and go “Nu-uh, DO-OVER!!!!”
She holds out her left hand palm up and starts to pound into it with her right fist.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: What happens when you look Skrabz in the eye and have to admit you been eating all his food, drinking all his drink, doing whatever else with all his shit and you ain’t carrying your own weight anymore?
She pounds her fist into her left hand a second time.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: What happens when you look a man like Skrabz in the eye and have to tell him you went down like a whore being struck by the hand of God in church to a couple of blonde barbie dolls that you didn’t recognize as nothing?
She points to herself again.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: We go down, then we go down to the World Tag Team Champions having never gotten to set the terms the way they did. You go down…
The finger turns around to point accusingly into the camera.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You just proved you were nothing without that chance and that you really owe your entire “Real” to Emily Falls for getting that battle royal!
The hand drops away again.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: We’re coming Boyz, and we’re coming as hard and fast as we’ve got in us! Sam and I have been to that mountain top before, we’ve defended it and we’ve both climbed that mountain twice here in Mile High and we never needed any special help to do it! Now it’s time to show you what happens when the climbing is done and it’s just time to shove somebody the hell off!
She steps back into a baseball stance, pantomiming holding a bat in her hands.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: We brought our shovels and now it’s time to swing for it all!
She swings and the camera fades to black as if she hit it with a real bat.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: See you there, Boyz, don’t be late because this train is always running on time!
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