Skrabal is sitting on his sofa writing in his rhyme book.
Man said a big opportunity and this is what they do to me?
They gonna throw me trash? like all they have is scraps for Skrabz?
Ya-nah this man is not a match for me I hack and slash spectacularly
I got a Waco siege mentality for his lil cult of personality
He spins the pen between his fingers for a few seconds then throws it down with a "Fuck it" and pick up his phone, he sets it to record a video then props it on the table so its lens is facing him.
"Ya-nah man was gonna do this ting properly and wait until I was on American soil before saying anything else but then I laid my blurry eyes on next weeks card and man a felt he had to speak on it real quick."
"Now all I can say is that whoever it is out there in charge of the shit obviously got they ears full of rocks coz they aint hearing man. I mean what the fuck I gotta do put it in subtitles for you? Do you need annotations fam? Is that it? Man is above this ting ya-nah."
"But still... Dillon Daniels...lets speak on him real quick"
"Come on fam, allow it. You didn't really think you were gonna get Monster Man on your little shoulders did you? Are you dizzy blud?.. Shit, you do that fam and you make Atlas look weak, ya get me?"
"Hear me though, if you really wanted to put that man to sleep you shoulda just spoke to him bruv. I mean your speech last week had man nodding out like he snorted a pill ya see me?"
"Get this though, check the ting... Dillon said his heart his bigger than Issa Combs.... Bruv I aint no doctor but that sound like a medical issue fam, my man should go get that checked out... maybe that's why you looking so tired out there fam... panting on your back looking up at the lights.. that big ol' heart of yours just cant pump blood round your body quick enough."
"So now you known as the man that choked in the first main event match in Mile High Wrestling. You in the history books for the wrong reason fam."
"How that feel blad?"
"But dont get too down on it coz shit it had to be somebody and honestly I can't figure man more fitting than you fam, trust."
"Coz ya-nah I seen my man said that everyone who seen him fight calls him the real deal...well I seen my man fight now and he look to me like some kinda cut price cunt, ya get me?... I mean man looks good throwing hands at a bag in a gym far away from danger but it dont translate to the ring fam and you already done proved that."
"And word of warning for you famalam, you throw them hands at me and I'm a throw a fucking bus back and I'm from London cuz so you know I'm on that double decker shit"
"But ya-nah on a seriousness tip ya would think with it being mans first match in America that I be the one with suthin to prove... you would think dat... but you would wrong bredda, trust. The pressure is on you fam coz you already done blown one opportunity. You got thrust in to the spotlight based on name value but it turn out your name dont hold weight so now Big Man Issac goes on to chase gold while you float and flutter down the card."
"And you meet me on your way down just as mans beginning his rise to the top. So you're going to have two big places in history fam... the first man to choke in the main event in MHW and the first name crossed off my list"
"But dont get it twisted coz you are just the first in a long line, mans list got a lot of names on it fam... and mans pen got a lot of ink in it, ya feel me?"
He picks his phone up and taps on the screen, ending the recording.
Last Edit: May 17, 2018 0:09:34 GMT -6 by Skrabz: formatting
Dillon Daniels is seen boxing with someone. He knocks them out then looks into the camera.
"Aren't you a funny guy, Mr. Skrabz....."
Dillon Daniels hops out of the boxing ring, and walks closer to the camera.
"We win some, we lose some. Last week I lost. But I fought. You? You rapped to the world like a flashback of Yo MTV Raps. And you complain that I'm no challenge? What exactly have you done that's respectable? Had sex with an older woman without even catching a nut? Smoked a lot of weed? Hung out with your friends and talked about each other's tings? Please! You're the joke. Not me..."
Dillon Daniels looks unimpressed.
"Mr. Skrabz? I'm going to beat the shit out of you Wednesday, and send your ass right back home. And then you can tell everyone that the ting didn't work out for you. Because you stepped into the ring with The Real Deal!!"
Dillon Daniels walks away.
Admin: Note that the deadlines have changed. I made the change for the convenience of the other judges.
May 17, 2021 15:21:30 GMT -6
Admin: Hope everyone is enjoying their 4th of July weekend/week/day! 💪💯💯
Jul 4, 2021 14:22:58 GMT -6
Admin: Where do yall hist photos? I'm thinking about switching sites, because I'm paying a monthly subscription for Photobucket and they got watermarks back on my images. I'm guessing it's a glitch or something, but it's already been two days.
Aug 7, 2021 6:56:18 GMT -6
The Purge: I use Imgur - and I've never paid a cent for their services, and no water marks
Aug 7, 2021 8:48:13 GMT -6
Deleted: o.o Lord, Rob! Get away from Photobucket ASAP! I’m with Haircin — use Imgur. It’s way better and costs nothing.
Aug 8, 2021 16:28:35 GMT -6
Admin: I appreciate yall! ✊💯💯 Ima look into it this week. Apologies to everyone if some of the images for the show tonight have that Photobucket watermark. I didn't have the time today obviously to make any switches. But I will make time this week. 💯💯
Aug 8, 2021 17:43:04 GMT -6
Admin: Katrina will probably be happy too as she was just telling me I was crazy for paying monthly for a photo host. Lol.
Aug 8, 2021 17:44:00 GMT -6
Admin: ***NOTE*** I moved the deadline up 12 hours to give the judges an extra day to read over the rps.
Aug 10, 2021 15:29:37 GMT -6
Admin: Started messing with Imgur today and confirmed to myself that Imgur was the original photo host I was using for Season One and the beginning of Season Two of MHW. Something made me mad and thats when I switched to Photobucket. I don't remember what though.
Aug 12, 2021 16:08:47 GMT -6
Admin: Ima still switch back to it though, because the Photobucker watermarks are still showing up on some images.
Aug 12, 2021 16:09:19 GMT -6
Admin: ***Just A Reminder*** The new deadline is less than 24 hours away. 💪💯💯
Aug 20, 2021 9:45:58 GMT -6
cmosh: Marisol Vilaró is Spanish, she is from Spain
Sept 14, 2021 22:50:17 GMT -6
Admin: Noted 💪💯💯 So I can get Rrina to teach me how to pronounce her name.
Sept 15, 2021 15:35:32 GMT -6
cmosh: Don't worry I don't know how to pronounce it either. She is actually played by someone else, so it is sometimes hard to do RP's with them due to our work schelduce but I am alound to use the character over here
Sept 15, 2021 19:28:12 GMT -6
Admin: Trying something different with the match writing, based off of research and just to try something new. It's a hit or miss concept, so feedback would be appreciated. ThrowDown will also debut the new layout concept. AMMO will start with that new layout...
Sept 18, 2021 8:35:55 GMT -6
Admin: ...on the following AMMO. This AMMO will just have the new match writing idea.
Sept 18, 2021 8:36:32 GMT -6
cmosh: I want to apologize to everyone for not doing a rp this week. Just been a tough week at work and other things got in the way as well, again I'm really sorry for not rping this week
Sept 18, 2021 21:07:43 GMT -6
Admin: It happens, brudda!
Sept 19, 2021 19:49:09 GMT -6