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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:08:09 GMT -6
Sunday, September 15, 2019 Pepsi Center Denver, Colorado LIVE only on The SE Network Tonight I just want to take you higher Throw your hands up in the sky Let's set this party off right
Slow motion cuts from the very first episode of Mile High Wrestling is shown; more notably Candi Bratton turning on Anya, and Isaac Combes defeating Dillon Daniels in the main event.
Players, put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
Candi Bratton celebrating with the Mile High Wrestling Championship on Episode Three is shown.
Girls, what y'all trying to do
Samantha Hamilton destroying Snakebite at Episode Two is shown.
Twenty four karat magic in the air
The fans in the Magness Arena from day one are shown.
Head to toe so player
Flashbacks from the Candi-Bration are shown.
Look out uh
Skrabz celebrating his Mile High Wrestling Championship victory at The Rise In Phoenix is shown.
Pop pop, it's show time (show time) Show time (show time) Guess who's back again?
The original Shieldmaidens on their way to the ring is shown.
Oh they don't know? (Go on tell 'em) Oh they don't know? (Go on tell 'em) I bet they know soon as we walk in
Clips of the first Forge/Stanton altercation are shown.
(showin' up) Wearing Cuban links (ya) Designer minks (ya) Inglewood's finest shoes (whoop, whoop)
Clips of Rock N' Roll God's entrance are shown.
Don't look too hard might hurt ya'self Known to give the color red the blues
Samantha Hamilton joining The Shieldmaidens is shown.
Oh shit, I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket (keep up) So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket (keep up)
Bullet holding up the Phoenix Championship at the end of her match at The Rise In Phoenix, and Widow and Bullet holding up the Tag Titles at The Rise In Phoenix, is shown.
Why you mad, fix ya face, ain't my fault y'all be jocking (keep up) Players only, come on
Clips of Chris Mosh and Ripley wearing their Tag Titles during their entrance is shown.
Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Samantha Hamilton celebrating becoming the inaugural ThrowDown Champion is shown.
Girls, what y'all trying to do?
Samantha Hamilton and Bandit celebrating their first Tag Title win is shown.
Twenty four karat magic in the air
Skrabz making an entrance wearing the Rock N' Roll God costume is shown.
Head to toe so player
Tyke Index wearing his tights with RJ Mitchell airbrushed on them is shown.
Uh, look out!
Azurine Vebbins wearing the ThrowDown Championship during an entrance is shown.
Second verse for the hustlas (hustlas) gangstas (gangstas) Bad bitches and ya ugly ass friends (haha)
Clips of "The Master" Isaac Combes catching fire to Candi Bratton's old truck is shown.
Can I preach? (uh oh) can I preach? (uh oh) I gotta show 'em how a pimp get it in
Clips of Jansen Myrrh permanently ending Candi Bratton's career is shown.
First, take your sip (sip), do your dip (dip) Spend your money like money ain't shit (whoop, whoop)
Clips of 'Azurine Vebbins vs Tammara' at Good Time are shown.
We too fresh Got to blame in on Jesus Hashtag blessed, they ain't ready for me
Dillon Daniels upset victory over Rayne Young at Good Time is shown.
I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket (keep up) So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket (keep up)
Clips of Solomon Cain attacking Robert Mack from last year are shown, followed by the masked man throwing Snakebite off a mack truck trailer.
Why you mad, fix ya face, ain't my fault y'all be jocking (keep up) Players only, come on
Clips of all the shocked faces in the crowd and the shocking moment that caused them, when Solomon Cain won his second chance at the Mile High Wrestling Championship, is shown.
Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Hey girls What y'all trying to do? (What y'all trying to do?)
Jansen Myrrh celebrating after winning the Throwdown Championship is shown.
Twenty four karat magic in the air
Da Brix City Boyz celebrating their Tag team Title win is shown.
Head to toe so player
Sam and Bandit celebrating winning the Tag Titles back is shown.
Uh, look out!
Zombie celebrating winning the ThrowDown Championship is shown.
everywhere I go they be like Ooh, so player
Clips of the masked man knocking Tyke Index back into the grave, and Zombie celebrating winning her debut match, are shown.
Everywhere I go they be like (ooh, so player ooh)
Skrabz and Da Brix City Boyz celebrating with all the gold is shown.
Oh everywhere I go they be like (ooh, so player ooh)
Psycho celebrating becoming the inaugural Hardcore Champion is shown.
Now, now, now watch me break it down like (uh)
Clips of Solomon Cain attacking Ricky Stanton backstage at Rise Again are shown.
Twenty four karat, twenty four karat magic
Lance Mikes revealing himself as the masked man is shown.
What's that sound (twenty four karat, twenty four karat magic)
Clips from the 'Samantha Hamilton vs Katrina Mack' match are shown.
Come on now Twenty four karat, twenty four karat magic
Clips from The Deadlift Party on the second episode of Mile High AMMO are shown.
Don't fight the feeling, invite the feeling
Tyke Index celebrating his Phoenix Championship win is shown.
Just put your pinky rings up to the moon
Ricky Stanton rising to the rafters on a harnest is shown.
Girls, what y'all trying to do? (Tell me what y'all trying to do)
Azurine Vebbins pinning Skrabz is shown.
Twenty four karat magic in the air
Emily Falls, with Snakebite facepaint, standing behind Lance Mikes is shown.
Head to toe so player (hands up!)
Sports Entertainment Xpress fist pumping in the ring is shown.
Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Zombie holding up the ThrowDown Title after defeating Jansen Myrrh in 1:19 in the rematch from Episode 22 is shown.
Girls, what y'all trying to do? (Do)
Bullet and Anaquin Adams face to face is shown.
Twenty four karat magic in the air
Skrabz and Tyke Index getting ready to throwdown, with Robert Mack informing them they can't touch each other, is shown.
Head to toe so player (twenty four karat) uh, look out
Tyke Index holding up both the Mile High Wrestling and Phoenix Championships is shown to end the opening video.
The cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. "24K Magic" by Bruno Mars plays again throughout arena, as the camera pans around the Denver crowd inside the Pepsi Center.
Ray Hudson And WELCOME to MHW Mile High Spectacular 2!!! The biggest event in Mile High Wrestling history! I'm Ray Hudson, and with me tonight are none other than Mr. Wavy Crockett and the lovely Ms. Jen Vallejos.
Jen Vallejos Thank you, Ray. Tonight will be the ultimate in sport entertainment. My heart is beating so fast from excitemenet.
Wavy Crockett Why does Jen get introduced as "The Lovely Ms. Jen Vallejos", and I'm just "Mr. Wavy Crockett"? I'm lovely too....
Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: "No One's Watching Clash of Champions", "I Want SEX", "#NoHair", "Mile High Cup Bruiser", and "Lance Mikes Sucks!!!".
Ray Hudson We got the grandest card for you tonight!
Jen Vallejos What about that much anticipated Hardcore Championship Match tonight?
Ray Hudson The world is excited to see Psycho and Leah go to war indeed.
Wavy Crockett I'm ready for that Prison Break Match!
Ray Hudson Voted the MOST anticipated match for tonight, by the fans.
Jen Vallejos Nothing will top the main event tonight, especially after Skrabz walks out with all the gold after defeating that crazy person; Tyke Index...
Ray Hudson That's the main event, but I dont know. What about 'Bullet vs Anaquien Adams'? That could very well steal the show, Jen.
Wavy Crockett Steal the show? SEX is going to steal the show when they become the new Tag Team Champions tonight.
Ray Hudson Speaking of championships in MHW, let's talk about that ThrowDown Championship. Fans have expressed their displeasure in Robert Mack planning to retire it. But before he does, tonight Zombie will defend it against Jansen Myrrh in a 'Title vs Hair Match'.
Jen Vallejos Hashtag New Champ or Hashtag No Hair.
Wavy Crockett Miss Myrrhder could end up being bald before this night is over...
Ray Hudson And who will be the superstar to make history, walking out of Denver with the Mile High Cup?
Jen Vallejos My money's on Bruiser.
Wavy Crockett Well, being that I'm the Mystery Opponent, I'm going to go with myself for that one.
Jen Vallejos You are not the mystery opponent!
Wavy Crockett Bet...
Ray Hudson The oddest Tag Team Match in wrestling history takes place tonight when Robert Mack teams with his daughter Emily Falls, when they face Katrina Mack and Lance Mikes.
Wavy Crockett Katrina is my new favorite wrestler.
Ray Hudson She's not a wrestler, Wavy.
Jen Vallejos And she lost her first match. She's probably going to lose tonight.
Wavy Crockett Bet you won't say that to her face."Problem" by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena.
Ray Hudson And here we go!
Jen Vallejos Let's officially get this party started!!
"The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is for one fall!!! Making her way to the ring first... weighing in at 115 pounds..... residing in Malibu, California....... "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins!!!
Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.
Wavy Crockett All I can think is how drunk Azz is going to get at the after party tonight, after she beats August Alsina in his debut match, and I'm going in with the move.
Jen Vallejos You are as disrespectful as Agustin Gates.
Wavy Crockett Naw, fam.
Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron and climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes. Upon entering the ring, she dutifully awaits referee instruction.
Ray Hudson Azurine Vebbins fresh off a victory over our current Mile High Wrestling Champion.
Jen Vallejos Such a shocking victory.
Wavy Crockett Ain't her momma gonna be in Agustin's corner tonight?
Jen Vallejos I know he took her out to dinner last night. Not sure if she'll be accompanying him to the ring though.
"WARRIORS" by Bizzle featuring K. Allico begins playing throughout the arena as Carlos Cruz and Maximum Dynamite walk out onto the stage area to a chorus of boos.
Ray Hudson It's time to finally see the debut of the most hated wrestler on Twitter.
Wavy Crockett He tweets a lot, but can he wrestle?
Jen Vallejos We've seen many superstars come in with hype and fold under pressure.
Ray Hudson We got the best talent. Bar none.
Agustin Gates steps out onto the stage area, walking calm and cool with a smirk on his face.
Jen Vallejos He definately looks confident.
Wavy Crockett So did his brothers, and they all three lost their debut matches.
Agustin Gates leads his brothers down to ringside. When they arrive, Agustin walks up the steps while his brothers stay on the outside.
Meozha Zhanae And her opponent... weighing in at 187 pounds..... from Bronx, New York....... "The Majestic One" Agustin Gates!!!
Agustin Gates climbs into the ring and looks around the arena at all the booing fans, shaking his head.
Ray Hudson Agustin needs this victory, because if he loses.... where does he go from there? I dont think there's any bouncing back from that. He has come to us with too much hype to fail.
Jen Vallejos But Azurine Vebbins needs this victory, because she has just created the ultimate momentum. To drop it already would be horrible.
Wavy Crockett Will it? She's getting a Championship match in two weeks regardless.
"Even with these chains you can't stop me!"
The hard rock screaming of In This Moment's "Big Bad Wolf" blares over the loud system and into the area as the graphic for "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton comes on the screen. The crowd pops huge as the surprise hits them!!!
Ray Hudson What?
Wavy Crockett She’s here!!! She’s come back!
#Once upon a time there was a nasty little piggy filled with pride and greed
#Once upon a time there was an evil little piggy, typical disease
#You see this little pig is slowly becoming by worst enemy
#You see this evil pig, she's a blood, blood, blood sucking part of me
Candi Bratton comes into the aisle from the back, and pauses for a moment as the fans begin to rain down a chorus of cheers. She offers them a smirk, her jet black hair lingering down around her shoulders. She wears very tight stretch pants and black and white striped shirt, almost like a referee's shirt. There’s a patch on the left side of a hand flipping the bird. On the back is the Mile High Wrestling logo with the word BRATTON stenciled on the top.
Ray Hudson She's really here!!!
Wavy Crockett And she’s the referee? Holy shit!
Candi's ample form heads down towards the ring with a slight limp, pulling what appears to be a small wheeled cooler. Candi stops as she hits ringside and just takes in the adulation of the crowd before she begins up the steps into the ring as the chorus of the song hits.
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig I've been everywhere that you've been
#Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
Jen Vallejos What a shocking way to kick off Mile High Spectacular 2!!!
Ray Hudson This is HUGE!! We haven't seen Candi in a Mile High ring since last year.
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig, I'm already under your skin
#'Cause I'm the big bad wolf now let the games begin
Candi steps through the ropes and flips the bird at the audience as she turns to reach for a microphone.
Wavy Crockett And she's about to get on the mic. My night is already complete!
Ray Hudson Still your favorite huh?
Wavy Crockett Forever.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton What’s up, motherfuckers?!?
Crowd pops.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton Before…
The crowd drowns her out with their chants of “Welcome back!” so much so she has to stop speaking. She’s obviously touched as she turns to face each side of the arena.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton You can stop getting your panties moist and put away your boners, this ain’t an official return. But goddammit it, Candi Bratton is in the Pepsi Arena!
Candi grins as the crowd hits their chant again and she waits for it to die down before continuing.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton You see, Daddy Mack in the back there called me up and said he was looking for someone to come in to be a special referee for a match pitting some religious whack-job named Agustin “Don’t Call me Mother-Fucking Bill” Gates. Mack said I would be a perfect candidate which means he went down the list and I was the last goddamned name on the list because no one in their right goddamned mind would want Candi Bratton to special referee any fucking match.
Crowd pops.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton So, I did a little research on Mr. Majesty. The first thing I found out was that he has a small penis.
The crowd begins to chant, “Gates has a small dick! Gates has a small dick!” Candi can’t help but smile at that one. She shakes her head.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton It’s good to be back in Phoenix! Now where was I?
Just a few boos can be heard from Candi accidently calling Denver Phoenix.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton I got it. I got it! Thanks for the help. So, considering Small Dick there likes to keep his women in the kitchen, I figure what the hell. In fact, part of me thinks perhaps he’s right about his opinion about women.
The crowd boos.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton Hear me out, goddammit. If I were his woman -- well, pretend anyway because we all know that he couldn’t handle this woman in any way shape or form. But just pretend. I’d have already figured out a way to poison his dumbass. So what does Mack Daddy do? Puts Mr. Excerpts of the Bible in a match against the “Homely Housewife” Azurine “Even I Don’t Know What The Hell I’m Saying” Vebbins. It’s the perfect scenario, I must say. Robbie Mack occasionally comes up with marketing genius. Remember that show he decided to call “Good Times”? What the fuck was that?
The crowd picks up a “What the fuck” chant.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton That’s what I said. Listen, I ain’t got no love for Vebbins and I couldn’t pick out Gates in a line-up of actual gates, but I agreed to come in here and officiate this match and who better than to referee a match with Mr. Misogyny himself than Candi “Mother Fucking” Bratton. But I’m not going to lie. I’m getting older and my eyesight is starting to go and my hearing isn’t as good as it used to so if I miss a rules infraction in there somewhere, well that’s just the way it’s gonna go. To be honest, they could both murder each other but as long as one falls on the other as they die, I’ll count the pin. Otherwise, I could not actually care any less about either one of these two freaks. I guess what I’m saying is that it’s gonna be a hell of a night, so you may as well sit back and enjoy yourselves! I know I will be.
“Thank you, Candi!” chant begins to break out.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton You can thank me by making sure I’m fully stocked with some decent beer around here.
The Celestrial Warriors are outside the ring talking badly about Candi Bratton in the ring, while Azurine Vebbins is already back on the ring saying something to Candi Bratton.
Jen Vallejos Agustin is not happy. He disagrees with his opponent tonight being on a promotional poster for Mile High's grandest event. He doesnt believe women belong in a ring. And now the referee is a woman.
Wavy Crockett Not just any woman; the very first Mile High Wrestling Champion.
Agustin Gates walks back up the ring steps and climbs back into the ring. Non-chalantly, Candi Bratton moves to the center of the ring and motions for Azurine and Gates to join her.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton Look, I ain’t here to babysit your dumb asses, so do what you want. I’ll count the pinfall when I’m damn good and ready. Don’t like it, you can just tuck your tail and head back to the locker room now. Any questions? No? Good. Go back to your corner.Jen Vallejos And Azurine has done it! For all of us women!
"Problem" by Postmodern Jukebox hits and Candi Bratton raises Azurine's hand as Gates rolls out of the ring.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Wavy Crockett I'm so glad to see Candi Bratton. She hasn't changed a bit!
Ray Hudson Awesome way to start of this surely spectacular night.
Candi Bratton walks over to her cooler and pulls out a couple beers and as the fans go crazy, Vebbins and Bratton share a beer in the center of the ring.
Wavy Crockett Oooo boy! She fittin to get drunk early. I'ma have to leave y'all on commentary. I gotta holla at Azz when she gets backstage.
Jen Vallejos Stop it.
Ray Hudson Azurine Vebbins showed The Majestic One why women are up their with men in the wrestling world.
Jen Vallejos In every world.
Ray Hudson Well...
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:08:53 GMT -6
We cut backstage to find Becca “Bruiser” Maguire in her locker room, tying up her bootlaces on her right foot. Once she’s finished, she balls her fist up and strikes the side of her foot before standing to her feet, her hood already up over her head as she glares into the camera.
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire The time for talkin’ is over, lads… and after what happened at Ammo with Gabriel Ohio threatenin’ members o’ my fuckin’ family, includin’ my son? I’m in a really bad fuckin’ mood… and unfortunately for the nine o’ ya tonight? I’m gonna be takin’ out my rage on all ya’ll!
Bruiser rolls her neck and cracks her knuckles.
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire I don’t fuckin’ care how much damage I have to do tonight… or how many fuckin’ sets o’ teeth I have to knock down throats… I’m gonna be the last one standin’ in the middle o’ that rin’ tonight with that trophy in my fuckin’ hands!
Bruiser then lifts her face mask up to cover her face.
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire Tonight, ya’ll are cruisin’ for a bruisin’...
And with that, Bruiser makes the M shape with her fingers and then disappears off camera as we cut back to ringside.The cameras focus on the ring, where "The Cold Hearted" Chris Mosh, Scythe Bloodline, Da Brix City Boyz, Ripley, Brandon Young, Raven Trueblood, Hayden Pearle, and a man with an interesting mask/helmet on all stand in the ring ready to win the Mile High Cup.
Ray Hudson Well, the mystery opponent is in the ring. We kind of met him, more his mouthpiece, yesterday on the MHW YouTube Channel. What should we call this guy?
Wavy Crockett He looks like the Reaper.
Jen Vallejos Reaper has a nice ring to it.
The lights dim as the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system, a thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on a kneeling hooded figure looking down to the floor. As the song kicks into full swing, the figure slowly rises to her feet and even though the bottom half of her face is covered with a face mask, we can see that it's Becca “Bruiser” Maguire who makes an “M” shape with her hands to signify the Shieldmaidens.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is the Mile High Cup Battle Royal!!! Making her way to the ring... weighing in at 150 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... representing the Shieldmaidens... Becca "Bruiser" Maguire!!!
Maguire begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her. Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before making the “M” shape with her hands again and then slowly stands to her feet while pulling back her hood and removing the face mask, revealing a snarl across her face as “Indestructible” fades out.
Ray Hudson Which one of these hungry superstars is going to be walking out with that Mile High Cup?
The camera focuses on the Mile High Cup trophy sitting at ringside.
Jen Vallejos That's what this match is all about...Ray Hudson Well we don't know who the hell this guy is, but he just won the freaking Mile High Cup...
No music plays other than the deafening boos from the Denver crowd.
Wavy Crockett There's something familiar about him, but I dont know.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of the Mile High Cup...
Meozha looks back at the commentators, confused.
Ray Hudson Reaper!!!
Meozha Zhanae ...Reaper!!!
Jen Vallejos See, Meozha didn't even know his name. Who is this guy? Does Rob even know who he has signed?
Ray Hudson I would assume he does.
Reaper and Aloysius Marcus Vance IV celebrate the victory next to the Mile High Cup, on the outside of the ring as the boos get louder and louder.
Wavy Crockett The boos right now are deafening.
Jen Vallejos It's really crazy inside the Pepsi Center right now. I think the fans were rooting for Bruiser. They are not happy with the outcome of this match.
Ray Hudson Bruiser was probably the most dominant in this match. And going in she was probably the favorite to win.
Wavy Crockett But Reaper won. And that's all that matters.
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:09:41 GMT -6
Ray Hudson It is time for a very interesting Tag Team Match.
Wavy Crockett I'm just ready to see Katrina Mack's fine ass.
Ray Hudson Quit...
"Bossy" by Kelis begins playing throughout the arena as the lights flicker to the simple beat.
Wavy Crockett And here she comes! God is real!
Meozha Zhanae The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall, with special stipulations applied. If Katrina Mack and Lance Mikes win this match, Katrina will be re-employed with Mile High Wrestling. If Robert Mack and Emily Falls wins, Katrina will be banned from Mile High Wrestling forever!!!
Katrina Mack steps out from behind the curtains in very revealing wrestling attire as the fans have mixed reactions. She struts down to ringside looking very..... bossy.
Meozha Zhanae Making her way to the ring first... weighing in at 120 pounds..... from Baton Rouge, Louisiana....... Katrina Mack!!!
Katrina goes up the stairs and into the ring, and starts stretching for her match.
Jen Vallejos Katrina was very unhappy with her loss against Samantha Hamilton two weeks ago. I hear she trained even harder for this match. She refuses to lose twice in a row.
Wavy Crockett She always wins in my heart.
Ray Hudson Boy, I tell ya... you really are special.
Always' By Saliva begins to play over the sound system in the arena. The fans are booing as they know who is about to come. After the lyrics "Always Always Always Always... I just cant live without you" begin to play, out walks Lance Mikes with a smug smile on his face.
Meozha Zhanae And her tag team partner... weighing in at 247 pounds..... from Manchester, England....... "The Human Hype" Lance Mikes!!!
Lance walks down the ring slowly. He walks up the ring steps and gets in the ring under the top rope.
Jen Vallejos This is actually Lance Mikes' second match in Mile High Wrestling. In the first one, he teamed with Tyke Index to defeat Snakebite and Deuce Holmes at The Rise In Phoenix.
Wavy Crockett Well two and oh is looking good with Katrina Mack on his team.
The lights dim and he spins around in the middle of the ring with his arms stretched out to his sides. He stops in the middle as the spot light focuses on him. He bends a knee towards the entrance ramp and the other leg straight and flexes his muscles as fireworks go off behind. After the fireworks finish he stands up straight and the lights come back on slowly.
Ray Hudson Well we can confirm now that the rumors are true; Lance Mikes has officially signed with MHW.
Jen Vallejos A very interesting story.
Lance Mikes stands in his corner with his fingers from both hands interlocked. He begins twisting his wrists to loosen the joints as he awaits the bell.
Wavy Crockett So is Katrina and Emily really gonna fight? I can see Katrina fighting Rob, but will Rob hit Katrina? This whole match feels awkward.
"Venom" by Eminem begins playing throughout the arena, as the lights go out and the titantron shows snakes slithering around slowly in a snake pit.
Jen Vallejos Wait... I thought he said he wasnt going to wear the facepaint.
Ray Hudson They've been saying on Coke Mountain that they believe he will. Maybe they were right.
Robert Mack and his daughter; Emily Falls step out from behind the curtains as the fans pop. Emily is wearing her father's Snakebite facepaint and has looked to have dyed her hair green. Robert is not wearing any facepaint, but is wearing green wrestling tights.
Meozha Zhanae And their opponents... weighing in at a combined weight of 320 pounds..... from Denver, Colorado....... Robert Mack and Emily Falls!!!
Robert jumps slightly from foot to foot pumping himself up while Emily runs around the stage area with a smile on her face.
Wavy Crockett Well, looks like Emily is paying tribute to her father. But Big Rob is really about to do this match as Robert Mack.
Jen Vallejos Very interesting to see if he will be as tough without his facepaint.
Wavy Crockett He wasn't tough with it. Not in those last so many matches he had. He lost all of them.
Robert and his daughter walk down the ramp and into the ring. Emily gives Katrina Mack a hug, as Lance seems to be talking shit about it.
Jen Vallejos Lance doesn't seem to dig that hug. That's her daughter, Lance.
Ray Hudson What does Katrina's future hold?"Always" by Saliva plays throughout the arena as boos fill the Pepsi Center.
Meozha Zhanae And the winners of this match... Lance Mikes and Katrina Mack!!!
Jen Vallejos Well, Katrina Mack is employed by MHW again.
Wavy Crockett Which means MHW just got that much better.
Ray Hudson I'm sure Mr. Stanton is in the back smiling.
Lance Mikes celebrates his victory in the ring, as Robert Mack lays flat on his back. Just as Emily Falls is about to get into the ring, she stops as both members of Double Team Ihari are standing on the outside telling her something.
Jen Vallejos What in the hell is this?
Ray Hudson I know these two ladies have been very supportive to Emily Falls lately on Twitter.
Emily looks back at her father, confused, and then drops down from the ring apron. DTI tell Emily to come with them, and Emily does so.
Jen Vallejos But Emily was about to go check on her father, and now she's leaving him.
Emily keeps looking back as she walks away, feeling torn between the two decisions, but ultimately continues to leave with DTI.
Ray Hudson I'm with you, Jen. I'm curious as to what those ladies just told Emily Falls. She just left her dad behind.
Wavy Crockett Oh shit! Look!!!
Just then, inside the ring, the MHW Ultimate Champion; Skrabz drops Lance Mikes with a Mic Check!!!!!
Jen Vallejos Hell yeah!!!
Ray Hudson Skrabz out of nowhere with the Mic Check!!!
Wavy Crockett Payback from two weeks ago.
Ray Hudson Skrabz is scheduled to defend his belt in tonight's main event, but it looks like he wanted his revenge right now.
The fans go nuts as the music abruptly stops and Skrabz stands over Lance Mikes with a mean snarl.
Jen Vallejos God, he is so sexy.
Ray Hudson But was this a good idea? If Tyke Index wasn't already planning to have Lance Mikes in his corner later tonight, you can definately expect him back out here now.
Katrina Mack slides into the ring confused, making eye contact with Skrabz.
Jen Vallejos Uh oh. What's this?
Ray Hudson I dont even think Katrina knows she won this match.
Skrabz looks at her for a minute and then rolls out of the ring, heading up the ramp as the referee explains to Katrina that she won the match.
Wavy Crockett Yeah, she definately doesnt have a clue.
Katrina screams at the ref with excitement, "So I won?!!" The ref nods and Katrina starts celebrating in the ring, as "Bossy" by Kelis starts playing throughout the arena.
Ray Hudson Well, Lance Mikes wins another one, and Katrina is officially going on tour with MHW.
Jen Vallejos What job do you think Rob will give her?
Wavy Crockett Put her in revealing zebra top every week. I can dig that.
Ray Hudson Well..."The War Queen" Leah is seen walking alone down a hallway backstage before her match. She heads into her locker room, but stops in shock as she opens the door. Her locker room is filled with flowers, pink balloons, and stuffed animals.
Jen Vallejos What in the....?
In the middle of the locker room is a giant Venus fly trap, and Major Helmet. Helmet is dressed in his full outfit, and his giant helmet shines with a fresh polish. In one hand he holds a box of chocolates and in the other hand he holds a giant plush Space Lord doll, which will be available in the MHW Shopzone very soon.
Major Helmet Hello Leah, the Queen of War, and the Queen of my heart.
Leah stares awkwardly at Helmet, not knowing where this situation is headed.
"The War Queen" Leah Ummm… hey Helmet. What is all of this?
Helmet smiles, and almost blushes. Helmet then shoves the gifts into Leah's arms, not really giving her a choice in the matter of taking the gifts or not.
Major Helmet Leah, these past couple of weeks and few days, since you spilled your protein shake on me at The Deadlift Party have been the best of my life. Leah... Queen of War, you are the Queen of my Heart. Will you be the Queen of my Starship?
Helmet drops to a knee, and reveals a ring made out of a pipe cleaner and a Hershey's Kiss upside down to look like a large diamond.
Major Helmet Leah… will you marry me?
Leah can barely contain her laughter. Cupping her hands over her mouth and doubling over belly laughing, The War Queen lets out a snort.
"The War Queen" Leah Oh, Helmet. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. It's just… you know I'm already married. At least, I hope you understand that.
Helmet frowns and is visibly saddened and confused. Helmet stands up and there is a moment of awkward silence. Finally, Helmet looks at Leah and says sheepishly.
Major Helmet Well… uh… I mean… uh.. Samantha Hamilton has two husbands, why can't you have two husbands? Don't you want to at least be her equal in something?
Without even thinking Leah charges towards Helmet gripping him by his collar. She pushes him back against a locker with one arm as she snatches the plush Space Lord up off the ground. She starts beating him with it.
"The War Queen" Leah Are you freaking serious right now, Helmet? Do you really want to go there?
Leah shoves Helmet to the ground as she looks around the room. The War Queen grabs a trash can from the corner and starts to dump the contents of the trash on top of him. Once empty, Leah drops the can on Helmet.
"The War Queen" Leah You’re really going to compare Samantha Hamilton to me as you attempt to woo me? That’s pathetic!
The War Queen removes part of Helmet’s helmet and stuffs one of the chocolates into his mouth. Helmet doesn’t know how to react in the situation. He begins chewing the chocolate just stuffed in his mouth. Leah scoffs at Helmet lying on the floor. After taking a moment to compose herself after the outburst Leah crouches down beside Helmet, kisses the palm of her hand and lightly slaps Helmet across the face.
"The War Queen" Leah I’m not going to marry you, Helmet. I’m already married. I appreciate the gesture and all. Oh, and thanks for riling me up before my match. I think you helped a ton.
Leah returns to her feet and starts to head towards the door; stopping just short to acknowledge the venus fly trap. Just before heading out the door, The War Queen turns back to Helmet.
"The War Queen" Leah See ya around, Seymour.
The cameras return back to Helmet lying on the ground grinning from ear to ear. Even in rejection, Helmet got to feel Leah’s kiss, via a slap to the face.
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:10:34 GMT -6
"Green Light Go" by Becky G fires over the PA System as "The War Queen" Leah makes her way out through the entrance taking in the crowd. Donning her typical hat and face shield Leah throws up her 'War Queen W' for the crowd. They show their excitement as Leah starts to make her way down the aisle towards the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is a Hardcore Match for one fall, and is for the MHW Hardcore Championship!!! Making her way to the ring first... she is the challenger... weighing in at 132 pounds..... from Chicago, Illinois....... "The War Queen" Leah!!!
Posing once again for the crowd, The War Queen pulls the face shield down and throws up the W once more.
Ray Hudson This match has been widely talked about on Twitter. People are looking very forward to this match.
Jen Vallejos And to be honest, we would've thought it would have been the most underrated. These two women have made their impacts and the fans are absolutely behind them.
Ray Hudson It's sure to be a hardcore massacre.
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship belt.
Jen Vallejos What this woman did this past Sunday at Mile High AMMO...
Wavy Crockett Yeah, I'd be scared if I was Leah.
Ray Hudson Quite the attack on Gabriel Ohio, indeed. But he asked for it. Literally.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, Becca "Bruiser" Maguire, Wendy "Zombie" Stevens, Katrina "Knox" Knox and Aoife "Banshee" Maguire trail out behind Psycho and then walk her to the ring.
Meozha Zhanae And her opponent... weighing in at 105 pounds..... from Asheville, North Carolina....... being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens... the MHW Hardcore Champion... "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire!!!
Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Jen Vallejos Are you ready?Jen Vallejos What a match!
Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Hardcore Champion... Psycho!!!
The ref has retrieved and laid the MHW Hardcore Championship over Paycho, who is laying on her back in the crowd still.
Ray Hudson Two hardcore women fighting for the most hardcore prize in Mile High.
Wavy Crockett Sexy too.
Jen Vallejos So we know that Psycho will be one of the two ladies fighting in the Unification Match in two weeks. But who will be ThrowDown Champion?
Ray Hudson We'll be finding that answer out in just a few moments...
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:11:21 GMT -6
Ray Hudson It's time for a very anticipated match.
Wavy Crockett To think Wendy "The Barber" Stevens might be about to give a free haircut to Jansen Myerh.
Ray Hudson Hopefully that's not the case.
“Vicious” by Halestorm begins playing throughout the arena.
♫♫♫
# You make me vicious
# Watch as I make the pain my mistress
# You can call me Miss Malicious
# I'll dress you up in stitches
# No I cannot resist this
♫♫♫
The fans immediately begin to boo and start a “Fuck you, Jansen” chant.
♫♫♫
# If it don't hurt I get suspicious
# I like to take the knife and twist it
# Babe, our love is sacrilegious
# I'm not scared to admit it
# This violence is delicious
♫♫♫
Jansen's name comes across the screen as her music continues to play.
♫♫♫
# What doesn't kill me
# Makes me vicious
# I'm not gonna break, I can take
# All that you can give
# This is survival of the sickest
# I am not afraid, bring the pain
♫♫♫
Jansen finally steps out of the shadows as she carries her pool cue stick with her. She glances from one side of the arena to the next as if in disgust as she finally strides down towards the ring. She’s dressed to wrestle with the addition of a leather jacket.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is the 'Title vs Hair Match' for the MHW ThrowDown Championship, and is for one fall!!! Making her way to the ring... weighing in at 171 pounds..... from Augusta, Georgia....... she is the challenger... Jansen Myrrh!!!
Jansen steps up into the ring and leaning her cue stick against the ring post then she moves from one side of the ring to the next and just shakes her head as she removes her jacket and tosses it out of the ring and slides out of the ring.
Jen Vallejos It's still weird seeing Jansen without Paul Banter.
Ray Hudson She might've should've kept]t him around.
A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano of "Zombie" by Bad Wolves can be heard. Wendy "Zombie" Stevens is kneeling in silhouetted shadow, a hood over her head, Lexa Pellegrini standing behind her as smoke wisps along the entrance ramp.
♫♫♫ Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken? But you see, it's not me, it's not my family In your head, in your head, they are fighting With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones In your head, in your head, they are crying ♫♫♫
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!
At the instant the word 'Head' is sung, pyro goes off, Stevens kips up and pulls off the hood, a sadistic smile on her face that the camera picks up. She stops midway down the ramp, and looks around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and lands on the opposite second and bottom ropes.
Meozha Zhanae And her opponent... weighing in at 157 pounds..... from Manhattan, New York....... she is being accompanied by Lexa Pellegrini... representing the Shieldmaidens... she is the MHW ThrowDown Champion... Wendy "Zombie" Stevens!!!
Zombie gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring.
Jen Vallejos Zombie defeated Jansen in one minute, nineteen seconds, two weeks ago.
Ray Hudson Jansen wanted her rematch right then and there, and she folded. But as you can see now, she was able to talk herself into one more chance.
Wavy Crockett But her hair is on the line. Was one more chance worth it?
Zombie jumps off the fourth corner, and takes her hood off and hands it to Lexa, giving her a small peck as she holds the ropes open for her to step out.
Jen Vallejos I just dont think Jansen could rock the bald top.
Wavy Crockett Well, I'm sure you won't have to worry about it. Jansen has this one.
Zombie stands in the center of the ring, waiting for Jansen to get back in the ring."Zombie" by Bad Wolves plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Champion... Zombie!!!
As the referee raises Zombie's hand, she starts giving the signal with her fingers that it’s hair cutting time and Jansen shakes her head, half out of it still.
Jen Vallejos I can not believe Jansen Myrrh is about to be shaved bald.
Ray Hudson The things a desperate person puts themselves through.
Jen Vallejos She should have never kicked Paul Banter to the curb.
Jansen rolls out of the ring and heads up the aisle.
Ray Hudson Wait a damn minute! Where does she think she's going?
The referee rolls out of the ring and demands that Jansen get back in the ring.
Wavy Crockett Hey guys. It was all fun. But let the woman go. We dont really want to see her humiliated. Let's be honest.
Jen Vallejos No....I actually do want to see her get humiliated.
Wavy Crockett Are you even human? What is wrong with you?
The referee then walks over and talks to the ring announcer who then makes this announcement.
Meozha Zhanae The referee has ruled that if Jansen Myrrh doesn’t go back in the ring for her head shaving that she will be suspended from Mile High Wrestling until she complies.
The crowd pops loud, but Jansen just flips the bird and starts to head up the aisle when music begins to play.
♫♫♫ #Leviathan where are you now
#My secret friend from the underground
#Bring your waves and the thunder
#Make me believe forever more
#Outside my window I can see
#The ocean where you used to be
#Horns that sprout out from your head
#A glowing light near the surface ♫♫♫
Ray Hudson Who’s music is that?
Wavy Crockett Fuck if I know.
Then “Paul Banter”s name appears on the screen as Volbeat continues to play and Jansen grins as Paul appears on the stage and walks towards Jansen.
Ray Hudson It's Paul Banter!
Wavy Crockett My dude is here to save the day.
Ray Hudson We want to see this haircut though.
Jansen says something to him and then grabs his arm as if to go off with him, but instead he grabs her arm and heaves her onto his shoulder and as the crowd pops big, he marches her down to the ring as she kicks and screams at the top of her lungs for him to let her go. All the while, Zombie has a pair of scissors in her hand as she’s watching the scene unfold.
Wavy Crockett What kind of friend is this guy?!
Jansen hands them off to the referee as Paul tosses Jansen back into the ring. She leans against the ropes and begins to threaten the big man before she turns around and is immediately downed with a Pilgrim/Defender by Zombie.
Jen Vallejos Zombie is going to give this haircut to Jansen. No more running.
Zombie glances out at Paul who just gives her a thumbs up and then walks back up the ramp. Zombie then gets the scissors and sits up Jansen. She pulls up a large chunk of hair and begins to cut masses amounts of it from her head. The crowd is loving it!
Wavy Crockett I can't believe Banter would just turn his back on Jansen.
Ray Hudson He turned his back on her?!
As Zombie clips, she sprinkles the cuttings all over Jansen, making a big production of it.
Jen Vallejos This is great! Disturbing, but great!
Wavy Crockett You guys make me sick.
When Zombie gets most of the long parts of her hair done, she hands the scissors to the referee who hands her the electric clippers and then she begins to shave the rest of the hair off, all the way to the scalp.
Jen Vallejos Oh my...
Wavy Crockett This is a conspiracy!
When Zombie’s satisfied with her job, she hands off the clippers, letting Jansen fall back onto the mat.
Ray Hudson I think it fits her.
Wavy Crockett Who gave Zombie her license? Does she even have a license?
Zombie takes her championship and holds it high as the crowd pops and she starts to leave the ring. She turns and sees Jansen is still out and she stops. She glances around and then walks over and asks a fan for their beer. The fan gives it to her and she walks back over and sets it on the apron and then slides back in the ring, picking up the beer.
Jen Vallejos What is she doing now?
Wavy Crockett Drinking on the job! She needs to be detained and fired!
Zombie walks over and slowly begins to pour the beer onto the face of Jansen who wakes up and begins to cough and sputter.
Ray Hudson Zombie's not the one drinking.
Wavy Crockett She's peer pressuring Jansen to drink! That's horrible! What an asshole!
As Zombie’s music continues to play, she grins and exits the ring finally and heads up the aisle.
Jen Vallejos Jansen Myrrh is bald.
Wavy Crockett Yeah, get on out of here, Wendy. You asshole!
Jansen wipes at her face with her hand, but large amounts of hair stick to her hand as she looks at it confused and then remembers the match. She reaches up and touches her scalp to find nothing there and she begins to scream as she kicks and begins picking up the hair that’s around the ring and looks at the referee. She grabs him and wrestles him down to the mat and begins to pull his shirt off of his back and after stripping it off of him, she places it over her head as she rolls out of the ring and sprints up the ramp and to the back, screaming all the way.
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:12:30 GMT -6
Ray Hudson Well the cells are lowering. It's time for the most anticipated match of the night.
Wavy Crockett It's time to see Solomon Cain murder Ricky Stanton.
Jen Vallejos It's about to get bloody...
The lights go out and the black Superman logo appears on the big screen. Fall Out Boy’s "Centuries" starts to play throughout the arena.
♫♫♫ Some legends are told Some turn to dust or to gold But you will remember me Remember me, for centuries Just one mistake Is all it will take We'll go down in history Remember me for centuries Remember me for centuries.. ♫♫♫
Boom! Pyro goes off as the "Pretty" Ricky Stanton comes down the ramp. He’s wearing a glittering wrestling robe and it shines as the spotlight falls on him.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is the Prison Break Match!!! Making his way to the ring first... weighing in at 215 pounds..... from Richmond, Virginia....... "Pretty" Ricky Stanton!!!
Stanton slowly walks into the cell, looking around, before he goes up the ring steps climbing into the steel cage.
Ray Hudson We have waited a long time for this match. It's finally about to happen.
Jen Vallejos I'm a little nervous. There's like an eerie feeling right now. Like something bad is going to happen.
Stanton walks to the center of the ring, drops to his knees and points at the sky for a moment. He then gets up and flaunts the robe, eventually taking it off and going to his corner.
Wavy Crockett Something bad IS going to happen. Stanton's a dead man.
"Bury Me With My Guns On" by Bobaflex hits the loud speakers, as the lights strobe to the beat.
Jen Vallejos Well, here comes your guy, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett The man who is going to do the job for us all.
Ray Hudson You know he's a human, too, right?
Wavy Crockett No hes not.
As the very first vocals begin, "The Lost Child" Solomon Cain steps from behind the curtains and hits the stage, standing tall, as he gets mixed reactions.
Meozha Zhanae And his opponent... weighing in at 255 pounds..... from Cleveland, Ohio....... "The Lost Child" Solomon Cain!!!
Solomon Cain slowly walks down the ramp, looking very confident. He walks into the cell, with an evil grin on his face.
Ray Hudson You keep saying Mr. Stanton is the bad guy, but did you not watch that first promo video from Solomon Cain a week ago? The Lost Child is a disturbed man.
Jen Vallejos Yeah, I couldnt even finish that video.
As Cain enters the cage, Stanton charges him and boots him in the head then pulls him into the cage and begins to hammer down punches to the head of the Lost Child.
Ray Hudson And Mr. Stanton goes in on his rival!!!
Wavy Crockett What a chicken shit!!!
The referee locks the door to the cage and then exits the cell where he chains and locks that door as well. As Stanton is pounding on Cain, the bell finally rings.Both referees on the bottom are calling for the bell. They converge around Meozha Zhanae and as the camera man gets close to the conversation while Cain and Stanton just lie on top of the cell, the refs can be heard arguing about who won. After a few moments of discussion the ring announcer nods and makes an announcement.
Meozha Zhanae Ladies and gentlemen. It seems both Ricky Stanton and Solomon Cain have reached the top of the cell at the same time. However, the referees have been told there must be a decisive winner. Therefore, they have ruled they must continue until only one competitor remains on the top of the cell.
The crowd goes nuts as the wrestlers on top of the cell begin to move. The fans start chanting, "This Is Awesome!""Bury With Me With My Guns On" by Bobaflex begins playing throughout the arena.
Ray Hudson And just like Mr. Stanton flew into the sky two weeks ago, tonight he fell to his defeat.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match... Solomon Cain!!!
Jen Vallejos What did you mean "just like"? Those two moments are nothing alike. They're completely opposite.
Wavy Crockett Ray always has been the stupidest of us three.
Ray Hudson 'Stupidest' huh?
Solomon Cain lays on the cell ceiling breathing hard, blood still dripping from his face.
Jen Vallejos What an interesting match, in the end. Solomon Cain defeated Ricky.
Ray Hudson So is this the last we will hear from Ricky Stanton?
Wavy Crockett It better be!
Jen Vallejos I'm sure Ricky is satisfied. He can return to his comfy lifestyle.
Wavy Crockett Yeah he's lucky this wasn't real prison. Solomon would've really made him his bitch. He wouldve grabbed Ricky and put that...
Ray Hudson Whoooaaaaaa!!!!! Okay, Wavy! Chill with all that!
Wavy Crockett Well...
Ray Hudson Well...
Jen Vallejos Wow...
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:13:27 GMT -6
The Pepsi Center is bathed in green glow as music begins to play and Anaquin Adams’ earth logo appears on the screen. The music then slows down and the screen flickers and suddenly the arena goes dark and silent.
Ray Hudson The moment has come. Which one of these women are walking out the winner?
Jen Vallejos This is the match I've been most looking forward to.
Cell phone flashes from the packed audience and they begin to chant when suddenly the arena is lit in a bright pink as the beginning guitar riff for Bear McCreary’s remake of “Godzilla” begins to play as the screen lights up with a new version of Anaquin’s logo as she finally appears at the top of the ramp as Serj Tankian begins to sing.
♫♫♫ With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down Helpless people on subway trains Scream, bug-eyed, as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town ♫♫♫
Anaquin is dressed in an white top, white shorts and white boots, all with black and pink trim. On each cheek are two painted war stripes, one in white and one in pink. Over the outfit, she wears a long black leather trench coat, open in the front. The biggest change is her trademark green hair is now a brown. However there are streaks of pink down near the bottom, which large clear goggles sitting on top of her head. She leans back and cups her mouth and gives a battle cry as the crowd begins to sing along to the chorus of the familiar song.
♫♫♫ Oh, no, they say he's got to go Go, go, Godzilla (yeah) Oh, no, there goes Tokyo Go, go, Godzilla (yeah) ♫♫♫
Meozha Zhanae The following match is for one fall!!! Making her way to the ring first... weighing in at 177 pounds..... from From the Four Corners of the Universe....... "Universal Superstar" Anaquin Adams!!!
Anaquin sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring, ending on her knees as she hops up, runs to the corner and leaps up to the second turnbuckle and spreads her arms and gives another battle cry. She hops down and moves to the opposite corner and does the same, this time removing her gas mask as she gives a final battle cry and then moves to her corner.
Ray Hudson Anaquin is oh and two here in MHW. Will the third time be the charm?
Jen Vallejos And that keeps getting brought up. But I feel that makes it sound bad. This woman put on 'Match of the Year' last year against RJ Mitchell at The Rise In Phoenix. Her and Tyke Index put on a show stealer at Good Time. This woman is a great.
Ray Hudson I agree 100%. But she still hasn't got the "W". She needs this "W".
Wavy Crockett She needs my phone number.
Jen Vallejos Wavy, go take a bathroom break. Your commentary is not needed for this match.
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest.
Meozha Zhanae And her opponent... weighing in at 135 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war. Bullet steps into the ring, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.
Wavy Crockett I'm honestly pretty pumped up for this match.
Ray Hudson It's going to be something special indeed.
Jen Vallejos Its time!
As the music fades, the two step to the center of the ring where the referee is going over the rules of the match. They look each other eye to eye. If Bullet is in any way surprised by the difference in Anaquin, she doesn’t sell it for a moment. At the referee’s instruction the two move back to their respective corners and the referee turns and calls for the bell.Anaquin rolls off of Bullet and lies on her back as the referee checks on both wrestlers before pointing to Adams and raising her hand as Bear McCreary’s remake of “Godzilla” begins to play across the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of the match... "Universal Superstar" Anaquin Adams!!!
Ray Hudson What a fucking match...
Jen Vallejos I'm proud to be a woman, after watching that match. These women showed the world where we are today.
Wavy Crockett I have nothing negative to say. Truly.
A bloody Anaquin finally sits up and crawls over to check on Bullet, who blinks her eyes open.
Ray Hudson I think Anaquin Adams has co-created the Match of the Year for a second year in a row. And even though a different one; with the Shieldmaiden President again.
Jen Vallejos Such a spectacular match on such a spectacular night. I'm in awe...
Anaquin struggles to her feet as she reaches down a hand for Bullet who clasps the hand and Anaquin helps her up and the two shake hands, exchanging a few words before Anaquin raises Bullet’s hand and Bullet exits the ring, leaving it to the winner of the match as the crowd is still going crazy.
Ray Hudson This is Mile High Spectacular...
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:14:18 GMT -6
"Thunder Struck" by AC/DC begins playing throughout the arena.
Ray Hudson It's time for the Tag Team Championships to be defended!
Wavy Crockett It's time for SEX!!!
Jen Vallejos I know you're excited for them, Wavy. It's the only time you see SEX at all.
Wavy Crockett Please...
"Thundering" Terry Marshall and Space Lord come out from behind the curtains, full of energy. The giant box with the question mark on it sits on right side of the stage area.
Jen Vallejos Well, there's that mystery box. Who do you think is in there?
Ray Hudson Probably Sid Justice.
Terry and Space Lord walk over to the box and look around the arena, as their music fades out. Terry points at the box and nods as the fans start chanting "Yes!"
Jen Vallejos Denver wants to know what's in the box.
Ray Hudson They said it was their insurance policy.
Fireworks explode around the box and it bursts open as the newest member of Sports Entertainment Xpress appears, full of energy like the other two. He has full facial hair, black hair flowing down to his neck, and sunglasses. Also, on the Cosmic Cowboys app, can you change his entrance music to "Intergalactic" by The Beastie Boys starts playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae The following Tag Team Match is for one fall, and is for the MHW Tag Team Championships!!! Making their way to the ring first... weighing in at at a combined weight of 596 pounds..... from Huntington, West Virginia....... they are being accompanied to the ring by "The Cosmic Cowboy" Adam Wylde... the challengers... "Thundering" Terry Marshall and Space Lord... they are the Sports Entertainment Xchange!!!
The three superstars go down the ramp hyped, and slide into the ring. They fist pump around the ring, hyping the Denver crowd too.
Wavy Crockett That new guy looks like he's fittin to snap into a Slim Jim.
Ray Hudson The Cosmic Cowboy.
The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.
♫♫♫ “If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry So ripped off, so stepped on You're not the only one Refusing to back down You're not the only one So get up” ♫♫♫
Jackie “Bandit” Layton, steps out first wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship (which has a brand new design), to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship, to her left, Becca "Bruiser" Maguire. Stepping out to take their places on either end of the line are Aoife "Banshee" Maguire on the far left and Katrina “Knox” Knox in the far right. With all five in place, Sam nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.
♫♫♫ “Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot” ♫♫♫
Meozha Zhanae And their opponents... weighing in at a combined weight of 265 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... being accompanied to the ring by their fellow sisters... the MHW Tag Team Champions... Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton and Jackie "Bandit" Layton... they are the Shieldmaidens!!!
As the chorus rages over the speakers, Bandit leads the group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit going around the right while Knox and Banshee go to the left. Titaness and Bruiser follow Bandit and they keep going so as to give the ring at least one ‘Maiden on all four sides.
♫♫♫ “If you feel so filthy So dirty, so fucked up If you feel so walked on So painful, so pissed off You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up” ♫♫♫
They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.
♫♫♫ “Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot” ♫♫♫
As soon as it starts, Bandit nods and the five women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and both Bandit and Titaness raise their fists, the other three doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.
Jen Vallejos The Shieldmaidens have run the Tag Team division since day one. Will they continue?Jen Vallejos Wow!
"Riot" by Three Days Grace begins playing through the arena, as the cameras reveal some shocked faces in the crowd.
Meozha Zhanae And the winners of this match, and STILL MHW Tag Team Champions... The Shieldmaidens!!!
Wavy Crockett Them damn girls just gave SEX their first loss. And I thought SEX never loses.
Ray Hudson What a match though!
Jen Vallejos The girls showed they really are the greatest tag team in Mile High.
Ray Hudson I am sort of shocked. I think any betting man had their money on Sports Entertainmrnt Xpress tonight. They had all the momentum.
Jen Vallejos Impressive title defense from The Sheildmaidens.
Bandit and Sam celebrate with their Tag Titles in the ring while Space Lord and Adam Wylde stare at each other in shock, on the outside.
Wavy Crockett Heck of a second wedding gift for the Titaness. I need to get me a couple of wives!
Jen Vallejos You need to work things out with Tammara.
Ray Hudson The Shieldmaidens are still at the top of the Tag team mountain.
Jen Vallejos Who is going to be next to step up and try to knock them down?
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2019 22:17:19 GMT -6
Jen Vallejos It's time, guys.
Ray Hudson The moment we've all been waiting for.
Wavy Crockett Everyone but Ricky Stanton, who thinks neither one of these guys deserve the main event.
Jen Vallejos Tyke doesnt. But Skrabz does.
Wavy Crockett I'm surprised you're still on Skrabz' dick after you went to Coke Mountain for it.
Jen Vallejos I'm not on nobody's dick.
Wavy Crockett So you single?
Jen Vallejos If you're asking, no.
The opening saxophone of "Jubel" by Klingande begins to play over the PA and as it speeds up, eventually it hits a crescendo into a drop.
"Save me"
Tyke Index appears from behind the curtain with a hood over his head just as the chorus rolls. There is rapturous jeers from the crowd as Tyke poses at the bottom of the ring steps before entering the ring.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is the main event of the night, and is for one fall!!! And is for both the MHW Phoenix Championship AND the MHW Ultimate Championship!!!!! Making his way to the ring first... weighing in at 200 pounds..... residing in Brooklyn, New York....... he is the MHW Phoenix Champion... Tyke Index!!!
"5..4..3..2..1.."
The lights go off and when they come back on Tyke is sitting in his corner.
Ray Hudson So we know who you're rooting for, Jen. Who you think has this one, Wavy?
Wavy Crockett Skrabz.
Ray Hudson I have to agree.
Tempa T's "Next Hype" starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying "Are you dizzy blud?". The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.
♫♫♫ "What kind of things that you have When I find out don't expect me to stop I'll come for the P's that you stack And come for all the food that you plot Better hand over the bag Your boys don't wanna see you shot If I kick down the door to your flat Dun Know I'll clear out your house on the spot" ♫♫♫
Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding the Mile High Wrestling strap in his right hand.
♫♫♫ "CLEAR! All the things in your house CLEAR! All the things in your fridge SMASH! All your plates from your rack CLEAR! All of your kids' toys CLEAR! All of your CD rack Won't get none of your CD's back" ♫♫♫
Meozha Zhanae And his opponent... weighing in at 235 pounds..... from London, England....... he is the MHW Ultimate Champion... Skrabz!!!
Skrabz throws the strap over his shoulder and walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.
♫♫♫ "I have to punch up guys Guys try it with me, I don't know why Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes They floored me, I was looking at the sky Par! Now I have to go blind That boy there I swear he gonna die You're not bad you're a mug don't think you're a guy When I slap man you won't be alright" ♫♫♫
Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, handing his belt over to the referee. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.
Jen Vallejos I hope Skrabz gives this boy the beating of his life.
Wavy Crockett Just dont interfere, Jen.
Jen Vallejos You dont have to worry about that.
Ray Hudson It's time!Jen Vallejos Yesssss!!!!
Tempa T's "Next Hype" starts to play throughout the arena.
Ray Hudson I'm still tripping about that three count situation.
Wavy Crockett I know. I was looking around thinking we were about to see a screw job or something.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match, and NEEEEEWWWW MHW Phoenix Champion, and STILL MHW Ultimate Champion... Skrabz!!!
Jen Vallejos I'm sure the referee either just made a mistake, or we didnt notice Tyke kicked out last second. It could've really just been a close call.
The ref hands Skrabz both belts, as Skrabz gives the ref another dirty look, before looking it into the crowd and smirking.
Wavy Crockett That referee needs to be fired.
Jen Vallejos No, dont say that.
Ray Hudson Skrabz is still the top guy.
Skrabz celebrates with both of his belts, as fireworks start going off inside the arena.
Wavy Crockett They probably should get someone to watch Tyke tonight. Ain't no telling how he's going to react when he wakes up and realizes he lost the biggest match of his career.
Ray Hudson He has nothing to feel bad about. He took Skrabz to the limit.
Jen Vallejos Yeah, he fought hard. But Skrabz is still the champ.
Wavy Crockett Well, he might not still be in two weeks.
Ray Hudson Time will tell. But right now... he has all the gold.
Jen Vallejos And he makes those belts look good.
Wavy Crockett When you gon stop flirting and go see that man.
Ray Hudson Folks, its been an amazing night and we thank you for joining us. This has been the second Mile High Spectacular. And we are out!
A video package highlighting the whole night is shown while "24k Magic" by Bruno Mars plays in the background, ending this huge event.Mile High Wrestling, Inc. Copyright © 2019
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