Post by Bandit on Oct 26, 2019 7:26:44 GMT -6
Off-Camera
Wednesday, October 23, 2019
Warehouse Gym
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
9:01 AM CDT
“Psycho” Saoirse Maguire and Jackie “Bandit” Layton look at the ring where they will be training for their coming matches and just shake their heads.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: How did we get tae bae this busy, Lass?
Bandit snickers.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You say this like it’s a bad thing to be in demand, Sorsh! Look, ok, yeah, we’ve never had this many matches in so few days before but at least we’re not both booked on all three days.
Psycho grins playfully.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha bae aesy fer ye tae say, Jackie Girl, ye bae knowin’ who ye bae fightin’ in bote o’ yer matches…
Bandit shrugs back.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Like your brother said when word got out about Space Lord, we’ll just have to train like you’re gonna fight the biggest, meanest sonofabitch Mile High has. Besides, when we come home, we are fighting two rather rawboned hosses in Meat and Tater anyway so it behooves us to train for big dudes.
Psycho pauses to nod slowly in acknowledgement as that logic makes quite a bit of sense to her. Still, that nagging feeling in the back of head refuses to be quiet.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: How bae tha helpin’ wit Bullet Hell an’ Th’ Risin’ Tide?
Knowing this was coming, Bandit just crosses her arms over her chest as she glances at her partner and her matching ensemble of black sports bra, bicycle shorts and wrestling boots.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Same way it helps me get ready for that ladder match in Georgia after them. If I can get passed three other teams, one the size of Lunch Time, then I’m automatically ready for La Rebelion in that ladder match.
Psycho nods quickly, almost hoping their training will start soon so she can get her mind off her usual glut of worries.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ then we bae gettin’ ready tae face th’ champs next Friday?
Bandit nods pointedly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Yeah, but first things first. We need to be ready to give Meat, Tater, LEO, Kid Kitsune, JFS and Stalker that welcome home!
Psycho nods pointedly, her agreement visible.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, Lass, I bae ready fer tha no doubt!
Bandit grins just as playfully as before, patting her friend on the back.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Good…
As the two remain standing by the ring, their trainer, Psycho’s elder brother and full Chrome Dragon patch Shonn “Malleus Diabolus” Maguire, comes walking over to them.
Shonn Maguire: Ye bae ready then?
Bandit and Psycho turn to face him, both re-crossing their arms just to give him that visual. Shonn starts laughing despite himself, unable to keep himself from doing so.
Shonn Maguire: Jaesus, Mary an’ Joseph an’ all th’ Holy Martyrs…
Bandit and psycho’s glares intensify as Shonn’s laughter grows.
Shonn Maguire: Ye kinna bae givin’ me tha look an’ expectin’ me tae bae serious now, Lasses…
Bandit raises an eyebrow.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And why the fuck not?
Trying to get ahold of himself, Shonn shakes his head, trying not to lose it all over again.
Shonn Maguire: Ye bae knowin’ why, Jackie Girl. We kinna bae gettin’ ye ready fer paeople th’ size o’ Meat, Tater an’ Stalker, the potential fer anarchy tha Bullet Hell possess or fer a man o’ th’ credentials tha JFS brings tae th’ party if yer gonna look at me like tha!
Psycho and Bandit look to each other, shrug and then look back to Shonn before breaking into wide, playful grins.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Sorry, we were just killing time is all.
Shonn grins back in kind.
Shonn Maguire: Aye, now we’ll bae gettin’ ye ready fer eveytin ye bae naedin’ tae bae ready fer bae it Bullet Hell, Lunch Time, Th’ Risin’ Tide, a mystery opponent or La Rebelion. I’ve made a few calls tae make sure ye’ll bae ready! It’s a big waek we bae gettin’ ready fer baetween yer matches, me li’l ones birtdays an’ Zombie an’ Lexa’s weddin’.
Bandit simply cocks her head playfully.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And we’re not gonna mention you and your wife having an anniversary or her favorite holiday in a week?
Shonn shrugs.
Shonn Maguire: Sounds like I dinna have tae do tha meself…
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Point!
Psycho grins even more.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: He does bae usually havin’s one innit?
Bandit stares at Psycho, her eyes almost jumping out of her head.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Oh God, don’t fuckin’ start saying that like Skrabz or I’m gonna be fucking sick!
Psycho shrugs apologetically.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Sorry, innit?
Bandit crosses her arms and looks away.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I hate you!
The Maguire Siblings just start laughing as bandit continues to shake her head.
Shonn Maguire: Aye, does this maen ye’ll bae callin’ her a Republican now?
Bandit looks back at Shonn, shock seemingly crawling over her at an alarming rate.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I would… never… the mere…
Psycho laughs even harder, walks over to her partner and hugs her.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I love ye too, Jackie Girl.
She nods to the ring.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Come on, les go.
Shonn nods his agreement.
Shonn Maguire: Aye, welcome home, Lass.
On-Camera
Wednesday, October 23, 2019
Warehouse Gym
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
7:45 PM CDT
The camera opens on the members of ST, full Shieldmaiden patches Jackie Bandit Layron and Psycho saoirse Maguire standing under the familiar black banner with the white Shieldmaidens lettering on it dressed in matching ensembles of blue jeans, black Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt and their Shieldmaidens kuttes, both nodding to the camera.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Lunch Time…
Psycho nods up and down as if the two behemoths are standing directly in front of her.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, two big lads…
Bandit shrugs almost apologetically.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: They look like they’d be really fun guys at a carnival or like turning loose at an eating contest, you know what I mean?
Psycho can’t help but smile at the thought.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, they look like two lads who’d bae up fer ennitin wit a good time tae go wit it.
Bandit nods almost grimly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: They also look like they’d run you over. They remind me of our neighbors’ dogs, Buddy and Charlie. One’s a full-on pit bull, the other’s a white boxer who looks like he’s got some pit bull in him too. Big dogs, most people who first see them wanna shit their pants and run because they look just so…
Psycho nods her agreement.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, first time I bae seein’ ‘em, Charlie barked like a guard dog at me.
Bandit can’t help but smile at the memory as the sight of Psycho staring at the big white dog barking his fool head off flashes through her mind.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: But he turned out to be a sweetheart, didn’t he?
Psycho smiles knowingly.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, tha he did… though I kinna say the same fer his li’l brother, Tyson. Tha li’l bastard is a fuckin’ menace!
Bandit nods right along with her partner.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Tyson and Charlie remind me of the other two teams we’re facing here, Bullet Hell and the Rising Tide.
Psycho frowns in confusion.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Th’ Risin’ Tide I sorta bae gettin’ since they have one large partner and one wee one but tha dinna bae th’ case wit Bullet Hell.
Bandit shakes her head.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: No, in their case it’s the personalities, where you have the one partner who’s kind of off his ass and the other one that’s constantly looking at the crazy one and going… “Buffoonery….”
Psycho snickers, nodding her comprehension.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Oh aye, that bae Charlie an’ Tyson as well, ye bae right!
Bandit smirks.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: The Rising Tide actually reminds me of that cartoon with the little dog jumping around the big one asking, “What are we gonna do, Boss? What are we gonna do? What’re we gonna do?”
Psycho swings her arm in a mocking slap, coming up just short of her partner’s face.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Nyaeee, shatddup!
Bandit nods forcefully, pointing at her partner.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Exactly, that’s more or less JFS and Stalker. If they get on the same page, they’ll be dangerous but they might just get in each other’s way and if they do, Bullet Hell, Lunch Time and us might just be taking the champ and big partner down!
Psycho smirks.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: We know I bae able tawe kick tha high!
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And when you get kicking, the only thing left to do is for me to splash down on them and get the referee to go one, two, three!
Psycho turns and throws her Gealtachta kick at the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: BANG!
Wednesday, October 23, 2019
Warehouse Gym
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
9:01 AM CDT
“Psycho” Saoirse Maguire and Jackie “Bandit” Layton look at the ring where they will be training for their coming matches and just shake their heads.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: How did we get tae bae this busy, Lass?
Bandit snickers.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You say this like it’s a bad thing to be in demand, Sorsh! Look, ok, yeah, we’ve never had this many matches in so few days before but at least we’re not both booked on all three days.
Psycho grins playfully.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha bae aesy fer ye tae say, Jackie Girl, ye bae knowin’ who ye bae fightin’ in bote o’ yer matches…
Bandit shrugs back.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Like your brother said when word got out about Space Lord, we’ll just have to train like you’re gonna fight the biggest, meanest sonofabitch Mile High has. Besides, when we come home, we are fighting two rather rawboned hosses in Meat and Tater anyway so it behooves us to train for big dudes.
Psycho pauses to nod slowly in acknowledgement as that logic makes quite a bit of sense to her. Still, that nagging feeling in the back of head refuses to be quiet.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: How bae tha helpin’ wit Bullet Hell an’ Th’ Risin’ Tide?
Knowing this was coming, Bandit just crosses her arms over her chest as she glances at her partner and her matching ensemble of black sports bra, bicycle shorts and wrestling boots.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Same way it helps me get ready for that ladder match in Georgia after them. If I can get passed three other teams, one the size of Lunch Time, then I’m automatically ready for La Rebelion in that ladder match.
Psycho nods quickly, almost hoping their training will start soon so she can get her mind off her usual glut of worries.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ then we bae gettin’ ready tae face th’ champs next Friday?
Bandit nods pointedly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Yeah, but first things first. We need to be ready to give Meat, Tater, LEO, Kid Kitsune, JFS and Stalker that welcome home!
Psycho nods pointedly, her agreement visible.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, Lass, I bae ready fer tha no doubt!
Bandit grins just as playfully as before, patting her friend on the back.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Good…
As the two remain standing by the ring, their trainer, Psycho’s elder brother and full Chrome Dragon patch Shonn “Malleus Diabolus” Maguire, comes walking over to them.
Shonn Maguire: Ye bae ready then?
Bandit and Psycho turn to face him, both re-crossing their arms just to give him that visual. Shonn starts laughing despite himself, unable to keep himself from doing so.
Shonn Maguire: Jaesus, Mary an’ Joseph an’ all th’ Holy Martyrs…
Bandit and psycho’s glares intensify as Shonn’s laughter grows.
Shonn Maguire: Ye kinna bae givin’ me tha look an’ expectin’ me tae bae serious now, Lasses…
Bandit raises an eyebrow.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And why the fuck not?
Trying to get ahold of himself, Shonn shakes his head, trying not to lose it all over again.
Shonn Maguire: Ye bae knowin’ why, Jackie Girl. We kinna bae gettin’ ye ready fer paeople th’ size o’ Meat, Tater an’ Stalker, the potential fer anarchy tha Bullet Hell possess or fer a man o’ th’ credentials tha JFS brings tae th’ party if yer gonna look at me like tha!
Psycho and Bandit look to each other, shrug and then look back to Shonn before breaking into wide, playful grins.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Sorry, we were just killing time is all.
Shonn grins back in kind.
Shonn Maguire: Aye, now we’ll bae gettin’ ye ready fer eveytin ye bae naedin’ tae bae ready fer bae it Bullet Hell, Lunch Time, Th’ Risin’ Tide, a mystery opponent or La Rebelion. I’ve made a few calls tae make sure ye’ll bae ready! It’s a big waek we bae gettin’ ready fer baetween yer matches, me li’l ones birtdays an’ Zombie an’ Lexa’s weddin’.
Bandit simply cocks her head playfully.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And we’re not gonna mention you and your wife having an anniversary or her favorite holiday in a week?
Shonn shrugs.
Shonn Maguire: Sounds like I dinna have tae do tha meself…
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Point!
Psycho grins even more.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: He does bae usually havin’s one innit?
Bandit stares at Psycho, her eyes almost jumping out of her head.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Oh God, don’t fuckin’ start saying that like Skrabz or I’m gonna be fucking sick!
Psycho shrugs apologetically.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Sorry, innit?
Bandit crosses her arms and looks away.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I hate you!
The Maguire Siblings just start laughing as bandit continues to shake her head.
Shonn Maguire: Aye, does this maen ye’ll bae callin’ her a Republican now?
Bandit looks back at Shonn, shock seemingly crawling over her at an alarming rate.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I would… never… the mere…
Psycho laughs even harder, walks over to her partner and hugs her.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I love ye too, Jackie Girl.
She nods to the ring.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Come on, les go.
Shonn nods his agreement.
Shonn Maguire: Aye, welcome home, Lass.
On-Camera
Wednesday, October 23, 2019
Warehouse Gym
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
7:45 PM CDT
The camera opens on the members of ST, full Shieldmaiden patches Jackie Bandit Layron and Psycho saoirse Maguire standing under the familiar black banner with the white Shieldmaidens lettering on it dressed in matching ensembles of blue jeans, black Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt and their Shieldmaidens kuttes, both nodding to the camera.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Lunch Time…
Psycho nods up and down as if the two behemoths are standing directly in front of her.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, two big lads…
Bandit shrugs almost apologetically.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: They look like they’d be really fun guys at a carnival or like turning loose at an eating contest, you know what I mean?
Psycho can’t help but smile at the thought.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, they look like two lads who’d bae up fer ennitin wit a good time tae go wit it.
Bandit nods almost grimly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: They also look like they’d run you over. They remind me of our neighbors’ dogs, Buddy and Charlie. One’s a full-on pit bull, the other’s a white boxer who looks like he’s got some pit bull in him too. Big dogs, most people who first see them wanna shit their pants and run because they look just so…
Psycho nods her agreement.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, first time I bae seein’ ‘em, Charlie barked like a guard dog at me.
Bandit can’t help but smile at the memory as the sight of Psycho staring at the big white dog barking his fool head off flashes through her mind.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: But he turned out to be a sweetheart, didn’t he?
Psycho smiles knowingly.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, tha he did… though I kinna say the same fer his li’l brother, Tyson. Tha li’l bastard is a fuckin’ menace!
Bandit nods right along with her partner.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Tyson and Charlie remind me of the other two teams we’re facing here, Bullet Hell and the Rising Tide.
Psycho frowns in confusion.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Th’ Risin’ Tide I sorta bae gettin’ since they have one large partner and one wee one but tha dinna bae th’ case wit Bullet Hell.
Bandit shakes her head.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: No, in their case it’s the personalities, where you have the one partner who’s kind of off his ass and the other one that’s constantly looking at the crazy one and going… “Buffoonery….”
Psycho snickers, nodding her comprehension.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Oh aye, that bae Charlie an’ Tyson as well, ye bae right!
Bandit smirks.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: The Rising Tide actually reminds me of that cartoon with the little dog jumping around the big one asking, “What are we gonna do, Boss? What are we gonna do? What’re we gonna do?”
Psycho swings her arm in a mocking slap, coming up just short of her partner’s face.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Nyaeee, shatddup!
Bandit nods forcefully, pointing at her partner.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Exactly, that’s more or less JFS and Stalker. If they get on the same page, they’ll be dangerous but they might just get in each other’s way and if they do, Bullet Hell, Lunch Time and us might just be taking the champ and big partner down!
Psycho smirks.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: We know I bae able tawe kick tha high!
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And when you get kicking, the only thing left to do is for me to splash down on them and get the referee to go one, two, three!
Psycho turns and throws her Gealtachta kick at the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: BANG!
