Post by Bandit on Nov 1, 2019 20:51:16 GMT -6
Off-Camera
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
New Orleans, Louisiana
8:01 AM CDT
The road tended to call whenever certain things came up. Today it would be a checkout of a bar on the other side of town that Jackie “Bandit” Layton had been alerted to as being for sale on an almost turnkey basis. Bandit knew this was usually way too good to be true so she was heading over to check the place out and see if it really was just ready to be handed over. To ensure a proper perspective was given on all fronts, she was taking the Shieldmaidens Club Treasurer Jocelyn “Tibs” Thibault, her own personal assistant in fellow Shieldmaiden full patch Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, Banshee’s sister, Bandit’s EWC tag team partner, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire, Psycho’s wife, Shieldmaidens Road Captain Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, and Club Prospect “K-Dub” Katrina “Knox” Knox with her.
As the six roll on down the road, Bruiser and Bandit out front with Tibs right behind them, Psycho and Banshee behind Tibs and Knox at the rear. Normally, Bandit would be with Psycho and Banshee but since she knew where they were going and the others only had a vague notion, she had to ride next to Bruiser on this run. They make their last turn and pull up to the bar, a place called Le Portail Noir that resembled an old shack in the woods that good pass for a haunted house if you put the right decorations in front of it.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: So far, so good. The outside’s not bad looking. Parking lot looks like they just paved it.
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire: The sign was readily visible from the road too.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, I’d aeven call it attractive.
Tibs nods slowly, taking it all in.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: It does look like it’s in good repair. This wouldn’t be much of a layout at all for that, would it?
Bandit shakes her head, still smiling slightly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Maybe a little paint on the trim but even that’s questionable at the moment since the current state kind of plays into the aesthetic a little.
The others nod their agreement ad the six women make their way to the door. They walk inside and see a few custiomers at play and the bartender grinning at the sight of them as if he just made a big sale.
The Bartender: Welcome to the portal, ladies. My name’s Corey, what’s your pleasure?
Bandit nods to him.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Is the owner here, I’m supposed to be meeting him.
The bartender nods quickly.
The Bartender: Are you, Miss.. Layton?
Bandit smiles.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I am.
The bartender looks over the other five and is visibly impressed.
The Bartender: Y’all brought an entourage…
Bandit glances back at her sister Maidens and then nods to the bartender.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Well, you know, a couple of them are for business and a couple of them are here to test the place and the prospect is here just to fuck with the prospect some…
The bartender starts laughing.
The Bartender: Nice! I’ll get Randall…
He turns and walks to the back and returns a few minutes later with an elderly man who looks like he could be one of the Chrome Dragons’ father with his black leather vest and black leather pants. The man walks up and sticks his hand out to her.
Owner: Jackie Layton?
Bandit nods quickly and the old man smiles.
Owner: Randall Gray.
Bandit looks around the place and nods, smiling.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: This looks like a nice place.
Randall nods almost sadly.
Randall Gray: It is, I love this place. I put everything I had into this place.
Bandit nods to the others to mingle around and they start moving. Banshee, Bruiser, Tibs and Knox head off towards a side room with a couple of pool tables and an electronic dartboard. Psycho takes a seat at the bar neat to Bandit and the owner.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Oi, whot’s a girl got tae do tae get a pint in this place?
Bandit snickers.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Testing out, are ya, Sorsh?
Psycho shrugs.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye bae knowin’ somebody better-suited fer th’ job?
Bandit shakes her head.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Beer or whiskey?
Psycho sits back looking horribly affronted.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye kinna bae serious…
Bandit laughs harder.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You getting everybody a round then?
Psycho shrugs.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Since ye bae payin’...
She starts laughing as well.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Course I’m gettin’ errybody a round. Ye raelly bae tinkin’ Eef an Bex would come in haer an’ they dinna have one?
Bandit nods knowingly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You’ve got me there, Sorsh. I almost think we should make the prospect pay but since we won’t be here long enough to really make the tab worth that…
Psycho grins.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Are ye raelly bae givin’ an Irish woman tha as a challenge?
Bandit shakes her head, still laughing.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: God no, I don’t wanna have to bail you out of the drunk tank because you wanted to drink K-Dub into the poorhouse while she played pool in the pour house…
Psycho shrugs playfully.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I’m jess sayin’ if ye bae wantin’ tae get her good…
She nods to the pool table where Bruiser was busy lining up a shot as Banshee, Knox and Tibs all watched on, each holding their own cue.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye brought some o’ th’ right paeple!
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Well, you take the drinks over to them while I take care of this.
Psycho nods as the bartender nods to the others with a tray of drinks.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Now ye bae speakin’ me language, Lad.
He nods and starts across the room with Psycho in tow while Bandit disappears into the back room with the old man to talk business.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Refreshments, Lasses?
The bartender sets the round of beers down and the Maidens each help themselves as Psycho hands the guy money. The bartender nods and heads back to the bar.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Jack gonna buy the place?
Psycho shrugs and takes her first swig.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I dinna haer whot they bae sayin’ but she saems tae like th’ place, tha’s fer sure.
Tibs nods and takes a pull of her bottle.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Bruiser’s eating us all alive on the table.
Psycho snickers.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I dinna know she played.
Tibs shrugs.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Well, I should say she ate me and Eef alive. The prospect’s doing well for herself.
Psycho snickers amusedly.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha bae comin’ back tae bite her later…
Tibs nods knowingly.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Probably, yeah.
As the game continues, Bandit comes walking over smiling from ear to ear.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: We’re probably going to end up owning this one. The poor old guy’s dying.
Tibs and Psycho nod as Bandit takes her beer.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: So what’s going on over here?
Tibs nods at the table.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: The prospect’s being R2-D2.
Bandit chuckles.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And none of you were nice enough to be 3Po for her and suggest a new strategy?
Psycho shakes her head.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: We dinna say ennithin…
Bandit starts laughing and lifts her beer.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Business as usual, fuck I love it!
On-Camera
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Warehouse Gym
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
2:26 PM CDT
The camera opens on the members of ST, full Shieldmaiden patches Jackie Bandit Layron and Psycho saoirse Maguire standing under the familiar black banner with the white Shieldmaidens lettering on it dressed in matching ensembles of blue jeans, black Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt and their Shieldmaidens kuttes, both nodding to the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Melody Malone and Iggy Swango…
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: America’s Most Hated…
Psycho pauses and then looks to her partner.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Do we bae carin’ about tha since we dinna happen tae bae American?
Caught off-guard, Bandit stands there for a second with her mouth open before shrugging in response.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: that is a good question on whether we should care but since they are the big dogs when it comes to tag teams here in EWC, we have to care that way.
Psycho nods in acknowledgement.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye ye have a point there, Jackie Girl. This bae quite the opportunity fer us after the roll Melody Malone’s baen on lately. Won the Rumble, won at Youngblood, won over Scorpio so much that she should bae talkin’ that up th’ way he bae talkin’ Dominic Sanders up.
Bandit snickers.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Well, you know Scorpio and his ego and all…
Psycho snickers right back.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye an’ now, tanks tae Melody and Iggy, we dinna have tae bae worryin’ about Scorpio anymore.
Nodding forcefully, Bandit points emphatically to the floor while Psycho nods next to her.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: So we get to step into the ring with the champions and put on the kind of show that means everybody remembers us!
Clapping, Psycho nods her agreement.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, tha we do. I bae lookin’ forward tae this th’ way I baen lookin’ forward tae nuttin’ else cept maybe th’ idea o’ facin tha Blackthorne lad baefore he disssapaered like a fart in th’ wind baefore I had th’ chance tae baet his arse fer whot he did tae me wife!
Bandit nods her agreement with this assessment of the situation.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Yeah, I can’t think of a match that got you or me as excited as this one. We’ve been here since early in the year and people tried to declare us done after only a couple of months.
Psycho grits her teeth with aggression.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, they did but we dinna go anywhere!
Bandit nods along.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I get it, really I do. We came here with four others in tow and now we’re down to the four of us in the ring after the injury and the retirement and whatever else you wanna call what happened.
She pauses and points between the two of them.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: But we didn’t leave. We’re not going to leave. We are going to stand and fight until people get it through their heads that the gamer is not just to see if they can get rid of us and pounce on Sam Hamilton like she’s a great resource and we’re just the dead weight chafe she should shed!
Psycho shakes her head in disgusted anger.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha bae fuckin’ insultin’!
Bandit nods harshly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You’re fucking right it’s insulting! We survived two companies dying out from under us, a third sort of going into a coma that everybody expected to kill it only for both it and one of the other ones to sit up like they’re Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees back for a mash-up of new slasher stuff. We even had another company that we went to effectively try and commit suicie and couldn’t even kill itself properly over something that originated with the boss and his paranoia and yet, through it all we came here and we kept on going no matter how much bullshit and disrespect we were thrown. Has it gone how we would like it to?
Psycho and Bandit both shake their heads.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: It has nay gona how we would have liked but tha bae life…
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And like everything else, we have persevered! We’re here and we’re here to stay so you all better get used to it! It’s business as usual so Melody, Iggy…
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: get ready, Lasses, baecause we bae aimin’ tae kick yer heads off!
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Fuyckin’ right! Hell is empty…
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ th’ Maidens bae haer!
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
New Orleans, Louisiana
8:01 AM CDT
The road tended to call whenever certain things came up. Today it would be a checkout of a bar on the other side of town that Jackie “Bandit” Layton had been alerted to as being for sale on an almost turnkey basis. Bandit knew this was usually way too good to be true so she was heading over to check the place out and see if it really was just ready to be handed over. To ensure a proper perspective was given on all fronts, she was taking the Shieldmaidens Club Treasurer Jocelyn “Tibs” Thibault, her own personal assistant in fellow Shieldmaiden full patch Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, Banshee’s sister, Bandit’s EWC tag team partner, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire, Psycho’s wife, Shieldmaidens Road Captain Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, and Club Prospect “K-Dub” Katrina “Knox” Knox with her.
As the six roll on down the road, Bruiser and Bandit out front with Tibs right behind them, Psycho and Banshee behind Tibs and Knox at the rear. Normally, Bandit would be with Psycho and Banshee but since she knew where they were going and the others only had a vague notion, she had to ride next to Bruiser on this run. They make their last turn and pull up to the bar, a place called Le Portail Noir that resembled an old shack in the woods that good pass for a haunted house if you put the right decorations in front of it.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: So far, so good. The outside’s not bad looking. Parking lot looks like they just paved it.
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire: The sign was readily visible from the road too.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, I’d aeven call it attractive.
Tibs nods slowly, taking it all in.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: It does look like it’s in good repair. This wouldn’t be much of a layout at all for that, would it?
Bandit shakes her head, still smiling slightly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Maybe a little paint on the trim but even that’s questionable at the moment since the current state kind of plays into the aesthetic a little.
The others nod their agreement ad the six women make their way to the door. They walk inside and see a few custiomers at play and the bartender grinning at the sight of them as if he just made a big sale.
The Bartender: Welcome to the portal, ladies. My name’s Corey, what’s your pleasure?
Bandit nods to him.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Is the owner here, I’m supposed to be meeting him.
The bartender nods quickly.
The Bartender: Are you, Miss.. Layton?
Bandit smiles.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I am.
The bartender looks over the other five and is visibly impressed.
The Bartender: Y’all brought an entourage…
Bandit glances back at her sister Maidens and then nods to the bartender.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Well, you know, a couple of them are for business and a couple of them are here to test the place and the prospect is here just to fuck with the prospect some…
The bartender starts laughing.
The Bartender: Nice! I’ll get Randall…
He turns and walks to the back and returns a few minutes later with an elderly man who looks like he could be one of the Chrome Dragons’ father with his black leather vest and black leather pants. The man walks up and sticks his hand out to her.
Owner: Jackie Layton?
Bandit nods quickly and the old man smiles.
Owner: Randall Gray.
Bandit looks around the place and nods, smiling.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: This looks like a nice place.
Randall nods almost sadly.
Randall Gray: It is, I love this place. I put everything I had into this place.
Bandit nods to the others to mingle around and they start moving. Banshee, Bruiser, Tibs and Knox head off towards a side room with a couple of pool tables and an electronic dartboard. Psycho takes a seat at the bar neat to Bandit and the owner.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Oi, whot’s a girl got tae do tae get a pint in this place?
Bandit snickers.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Testing out, are ya, Sorsh?
Psycho shrugs.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye bae knowin’ somebody better-suited fer th’ job?
Bandit shakes her head.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Beer or whiskey?
Psycho sits back looking horribly affronted.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye kinna bae serious…
Bandit laughs harder.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You getting everybody a round then?
Psycho shrugs.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Since ye bae payin’...
She starts laughing as well.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Course I’m gettin’ errybody a round. Ye raelly bae tinkin’ Eef an Bex would come in haer an’ they dinna have one?
Bandit nods knowingly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You’ve got me there, Sorsh. I almost think we should make the prospect pay but since we won’t be here long enough to really make the tab worth that…
Psycho grins.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Are ye raelly bae givin’ an Irish woman tha as a challenge?
Bandit shakes her head, still laughing.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: God no, I don’t wanna have to bail you out of the drunk tank because you wanted to drink K-Dub into the poorhouse while she played pool in the pour house…
Psycho shrugs playfully.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I’m jess sayin’ if ye bae wantin’ tae get her good…
She nods to the pool table where Bruiser was busy lining up a shot as Banshee, Knox and Tibs all watched on, each holding their own cue.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye brought some o’ th’ right paeple!
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Well, you take the drinks over to them while I take care of this.
Psycho nods as the bartender nods to the others with a tray of drinks.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Now ye bae speakin’ me language, Lad.
He nods and starts across the room with Psycho in tow while Bandit disappears into the back room with the old man to talk business.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Refreshments, Lasses?
The bartender sets the round of beers down and the Maidens each help themselves as Psycho hands the guy money. The bartender nods and heads back to the bar.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Jack gonna buy the place?
Psycho shrugs and takes her first swig.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I dinna haer whot they bae sayin’ but she saems tae like th’ place, tha’s fer sure.
Tibs nods and takes a pull of her bottle.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Bruiser’s eating us all alive on the table.
Psycho snickers.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I dinna know she played.
Tibs shrugs.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Well, I should say she ate me and Eef alive. The prospect’s doing well for herself.
Psycho snickers amusedly.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha bae comin’ back tae bite her later…
Tibs nods knowingly.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Probably, yeah.
As the game continues, Bandit comes walking over smiling from ear to ear.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: We’re probably going to end up owning this one. The poor old guy’s dying.
Tibs and Psycho nod as Bandit takes her beer.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: So what’s going on over here?
Tibs nods at the table.
Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: The prospect’s being R2-D2.
Bandit chuckles.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And none of you were nice enough to be 3Po for her and suggest a new strategy?
Psycho shakes her head.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: We dinna say ennithin…
Bandit starts laughing and lifts her beer.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Business as usual, fuck I love it!
On-Camera
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Warehouse Gym
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
2:26 PM CDT
The camera opens on the members of ST, full Shieldmaiden patches Jackie Bandit Layron and Psycho saoirse Maguire standing under the familiar black banner with the white Shieldmaidens lettering on it dressed in matching ensembles of blue jeans, black Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt and their Shieldmaidens kuttes, both nodding to the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Melody Malone and Iggy Swango…
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: America’s Most Hated…
Psycho pauses and then looks to her partner.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Do we bae carin’ about tha since we dinna happen tae bae American?
Caught off-guard, Bandit stands there for a second with her mouth open before shrugging in response.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: that is a good question on whether we should care but since they are the big dogs when it comes to tag teams here in EWC, we have to care that way.
Psycho nods in acknowledgement.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye ye have a point there, Jackie Girl. This bae quite the opportunity fer us after the roll Melody Malone’s baen on lately. Won the Rumble, won at Youngblood, won over Scorpio so much that she should bae talkin’ that up th’ way he bae talkin’ Dominic Sanders up.
Bandit snickers.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Well, you know Scorpio and his ego and all…
Psycho snickers right back.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye an’ now, tanks tae Melody and Iggy, we dinna have tae bae worryin’ about Scorpio anymore.
Nodding forcefully, Bandit points emphatically to the floor while Psycho nods next to her.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: So we get to step into the ring with the champions and put on the kind of show that means everybody remembers us!
Clapping, Psycho nods her agreement.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, tha we do. I bae lookin’ forward tae this th’ way I baen lookin’ forward tae nuttin’ else cept maybe th’ idea o’ facin tha Blackthorne lad baefore he disssapaered like a fart in th’ wind baefore I had th’ chance tae baet his arse fer whot he did tae me wife!
Bandit nods her agreement with this assessment of the situation.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Yeah, I can’t think of a match that got you or me as excited as this one. We’ve been here since early in the year and people tried to declare us done after only a couple of months.
Psycho grits her teeth with aggression.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, they did but we dinna go anywhere!
Bandit nods along.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: I get it, really I do. We came here with four others in tow and now we’re down to the four of us in the ring after the injury and the retirement and whatever else you wanna call what happened.
She pauses and points between the two of them.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: But we didn’t leave. We’re not going to leave. We are going to stand and fight until people get it through their heads that the gamer is not just to see if they can get rid of us and pounce on Sam Hamilton like she’s a great resource and we’re just the dead weight chafe she should shed!
Psycho shakes her head in disgusted anger.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha bae fuckin’ insultin’!
Bandit nods harshly.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: You’re fucking right it’s insulting! We survived two companies dying out from under us, a third sort of going into a coma that everybody expected to kill it only for both it and one of the other ones to sit up like they’re Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees back for a mash-up of new slasher stuff. We even had another company that we went to effectively try and commit suicie and couldn’t even kill itself properly over something that originated with the boss and his paranoia and yet, through it all we came here and we kept on going no matter how much bullshit and disrespect we were thrown. Has it gone how we would like it to?
Psycho and Bandit both shake their heads.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: It has nay gona how we would have liked but tha bae life…
Bandit nods.
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: And like everything else, we have persevered! We’re here and we’re here to stay so you all better get used to it! It’s business as usual so Melody, Iggy…
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: get ready, Lasses, baecause we bae aimin’ tae kick yer heads off!
Jackie "Bandit" Layton: Fuyckin’ right! Hell is empty…
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ th’ Maidens bae haer!
