Post by Admin on Jan 20, 2020 0:14:33 GMT -6
EPISODE TWENTY-NINE
Sunday, January 19, 2020
Fifth Third Arena
Cincinnati, Ohio
LIVE only on The SE Network
The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. "A Warrior's Call" by Volbeat starts playing for the first 26 seconds of the track and then you hear, "Let's gets ready to rummmbbbllleeee!!", while seeing different cuts of MHW superstars staring into the camera from different angles as the screen flickers to the beat.
Feel the power of a warrior!
Clips of the Reaper and then Azurine Vebbins are shown.
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Clips of the Shieldmaidens in action are shown.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Clips of the Coven members in action are shown.
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Clips of Skrabz are shown, ending with a clip of him holding up both the MHW Ultimate and MHW Phoenix Championships is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. "A Warrior's Call" by Volbeat keeps playing through the sound system, as the camera pans around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Ray Hudson
Welcome Mile High Club to the twenty-ninth episode of MHW ThrowDown, and what a night we have for you, as we are just two weeks away from Myrrhder She Wrote!!
Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: "Fuck That Guy", "Dolores Is Here", "Happy Birthday Robert Mack", "I Luv The Hollywood Bruvz", and "I Can Feel It Calling In The Air Tonight".
Wavy Crockett
And we got a birthday party going on in the ring![/div]
Robert Mack, Katrina Mack, Linda Angel Smith, Byron Brown, Jen Vallejos, "Evil" Emily Falls, Gladys Mack, Angel Mack, and Cash Mack are all in the ring, with balloons and other birthday decorations around the ring. There is a big birthday cake in one corner of the ring.
Katrina Mack
Welcome everyone to MHW ThrowDown, and welcome to Robert Mack's birthday celebration!!
Katrina hands the mic to Robert.
Robert Mack
Thank you, thank you. Forty-two has never looked so good. Am I right?
Mixed reactions from the crowd.
Robert Mack
So let's see what you guys got me eh?
Cash steps up first with a gift. Robert is grinning from ear to ear as he takes the gift and begins to unwrap it. Cash takes the mic.
Cash Mack
This is from me and my sisters, popz.
Emily Falls shakes her head, steps up, and snatches the mic from her brother.
"Evil" Emily Falls
No. I had nothing to do with whatever the hell that is. As a matter of fact, I don't know why I let mom talk me into coming out here. This is stupid...
Emily drops the mic and storms out of the ring, as the fans boo. Robert looks on in disappointment as he holds the unwrapped gift in his hands. It looks to be a coffee mug that says 'World's Greatest Daddy Mack'.
Katrina Mack
Dont worry about Emma, Rob. Look what your kids got you.
Robert looks down at his gift and half smiles, as Katrina hands him the mic.
Robert Mack
This is awesome, guys. I love you.
Byron steps up and hands Robert a small gift. Robert starts to unwrap it, after Byron takes the mic.
Byron Brown
You know I had to hook my boy up. I hope you like it.
The gift looks to be a really expensive wrist watch. Robert politely takes the mic from Byron.
Robert Mack
Man, I really appreciate this.
Robert's smile fades away and he starts looking around the arena and seems like his mind has left the celebration and something heavy is in his head. Katrina seems to be trying to get him back focused and he just shakes his head, putting the mic back to his mouth.
Robert Mack
Guys, I really appreciate all this...
Jen Vallejos steps up and tries to hand Robert her gift to him, but he waves it off, still shaking his head.
Robert Mack
I really do. But this is all kinds of stupid.
A lot of murmering from the crowd, but it seems like interest is drawing. Everyone else in the ring looks confused.
Robert Mack
I mean no disrespect, but these people in Cincinnati didn't pay to watch you give a bunch of gifts to me for my birthday. Let's be honest...
The fans are starting to cheer.
Robert Mack
They want to see shit like....
Rob looks around the arena with a serious look.
Robert Mack
Like what I actually want more than any of this stuff, for my birthday.
Rob looks directly across the ring at Linda Angel Smith.
Robert Mack
Angel....
Rob breathes in deep.
Robert Mack
Thanks for coming tonight. A lot of people dont realize how long it's been since we've last spoken. I'm sure you got me something cool, but I'll have to check it out later.
Rob looks around the ring at everyone.
Robert Mack
I'd like to be in the ring alone if you dont mind. These people want to hear what I REALLY want for my birthday.
The fans are cheering, and after debate amoungst each other, everyone slowly starts exiting the ring, as Robert waits to be alone.
Ray Hudson
What is it that Rob wants?
Wavy Crockett
Stripper bitches. That's why he wants everyone to leave. To make room for the stripper bitches.
Ray Hudson
Oh my...
Robert looks into the camera and puts the mic to his mouth.
Robert Mack
Tyke Index...
The fans pop big for Tyke Index's name.
Robert Mack
Let's fight.
Robert looks around the arena and the fans start up a "Fight!" chant.
Robert Mack
No, seriously. Enough is enough. Tyke Index is one of the greatest competitors to ever lace a pair of boots. But lately?
Robert looks down for a moment, then looks back out into the crowd.
Robert Mack
Lately, Tyke Index has been acting like a little bitch.
Some boos can be heard, but Robert ignores them and looks back into the camera.
Robert Mack
Tyke Index has "lost his smile". Yet he's been getting on Twitter acting like he's never been happier. Like he's some kind of Kan Tai Panda teddy bear that needed a break. Boy, you ain't Shawn Michaels. This ain't the 90s.
Robert laughs a little.
Robert Mack
Life has been good since you stopped pretending to do drugs on tv right? But you're still making excuses for your loss at Black Magic. Your supposed to be a locker room leader, yet you been sitting at home in your feelings like a little girl.
Robert smirks and points into the camera.
Robert Mack
Tyke Index. The great Tyke Index. The one that had a bunch of people believing that he could beat Skrabz at Black Magic. People believe you can be the one to dethrone Skrabz. You. Tyke Index. Really? And how the hell are you going to do that when you're sitting at home?
Robert shakes his head, still smirking.
Robert Mack
But you wanna know why that really pisses me off, Tyke? Because I know you're better than that. You're out here comparing your loss to Skrabz to my loss to Lance Mikes in HcW, like there's some kind of conspiracy to your loss.
Robert fake frowns into the camera.
Robert Mack
I never gave up on Tyke Index.
Robert forms a snarl.
Robert Mack
Tyke Index gave up on Tyke Index.
Robert starts pacing back and forth as boos come from the crowd.
Robert Mack
I follow you on Twitter, Tyke. I see your tweets. You say you don't have plans to be there for Myrrhder She Wrote.
Robert thinks about something.
Robert Mack
Well, make plans! Come fight ME.
Robert smirks again.
Robert Mack
Let's have that 'Snakebite vs Tyke Index' match that never happened in 2018, because Lance Mikes never thought to book it because he was too busy in la la land riding his own dick.
Robert laughs a little and shrugs.
Robert Mack
Come let all your frustrations, that you act like you don't have, out on me.
Robert points at the camera again.
Robert Mack
You said you wish you could've fought me one on one in that last run of HcW. So let's do it. Let's do it in two weeks. Fight me, Tyke!
Robert shrugs.
Robert Mack
Because that's all I want for my birthday. To fight you. I'm willing to do what I said I never would again. I'm willing to put the face paint on and be Snakebite again. Just so I can kick your ass.
Robert shakes his head.
Robert Mack
Because I'm tired of paying you while you sit at home destroying your legacy. Yeah yeah, you were the man in HcW. But so was Lance Mikes. So was that guy Lance Mikes dropped the title to because I jokingly convinced him to. I dont even remember the guy's name. Let that sink in...
Robert rolls his eyes.
Robert Mack
MHW isn't that joke, Tyke. That Ultimate Title doesn't get passed around like a blunt. Bitches that throw fits and go home will never hold that strap. Motherfuckers can tweet all day long and never hold that belt. It is not a participation trophy. It is what it's called; THE Ultimate Championship.
Robert shakes his head, laughing.
Robert Mack
So I don't care how many people believed you were going to win it. Guess what? You didn't. And these last few months have showed exactly why you didn't. Because you've become a little girl. You're not the Tyke Index you used to be.
Robert gets closer to the camera.
Robert Mack
So come fight me. Remind me who the fuck Tyke Index really is...
Robert shrugs.
Robert Mack
Or stay home. Like the little heart sweat bitch you've become....
Robert drops the mic and says "Man the fuck up" to the camera before walking away. Very loud mixed reactions are heard as we fade to commericials.
MHW ThrowDown returns from a commercial and the cameras are immediately oriented on Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, walking down the backstage hallway, cell phone in hand. Clearly the Purveyor of Justice and Defender of Truth is still harried after the events of mere nights ago, but he still puts on a strong front and maintains his poise. It is the little details that give away his true mental state.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Yes, I absolutely agree that it is a tragedy. But to jump the conclusion of it being gang-related or racially-motivated… truly, that’s farfetched, wouldn’t you say?
The person on the other end of the phone certainly feels otherwise; their retort is loud enough that AMV has to hold the phone away from his ear. For some reason, it makes him smirk.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Mr. Stanfort, we ALL have enemies, people who would see us face-down in the gutter if they had the option. And whoever did this is counting on you to react in a knee-jerk fashion. Which is exactly what you’re doing. Now… if you want to talk about this cordially, we can make an appointment at our earliest convenience…
Hearing some manner of commotion down the hallway, AMV more or less ceases to listen to the complaining on the other end of his thousand-dollar phone. He strides forward a few more paces… and stops dead in his tracks. Quickly cutting off Stanfort-
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Something has come up. Call my secretary.
-he puts the phone away and pounds floor up to where Reaper is standing by the drink table in catering, surrounded by what looks like a mix of security and local law enforcement! Rolling his eyes, Vance makes his way over and clears his throat.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
And what seems to be the problem here, gentlemen?
One of the guards turns around, jerking a thumb at Reaper with an angry look on his face. Clearly he wishes to put on a brave front, but it is hard to impose authority on anyone when you are afraid to get within ten feet of them. And Reaper? He just turns his back to the scene, sipping from a cup of what appears to be coffee.
Security
This big bastard was poking around the boss’s office! He must’ve took something from in there! That’s a crime!
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
What?! Stealing is a crime?! Oh, my God! All those years of law school wasted!
AMV is only amused for a moment, brushing past security and the locals, going right up to Reaper. His brashness is not lost on them, but it still isn’t enough to make them approach further.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Reaper, did you take something from Mr. Mack’s office? What have we said about asking before you pick through someone else’s toys?
Casting a baleful look through his mask at his lawyer and manager, Reaper shakes his head and takes another sip of coffee, his back still to the camera and the guard detail. The standoffishness of the big man and the lack of caring by the lawyer are clearly grinding on their already frayed nerves, prompting one of the cops to speak up.
Officer
He is coming with us for questioning! If… if it turns out that he is innocent, we will bring him back.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Unacceptable.
Officer
Excuse me?!
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
I didn’t stutter. Where is your proof that he did anything at all?
The men look between one another, then another guard speaks up.
Security #2
Someone saw him coming from that direction minutes ago and the door to Mack’s office looked like it had been kicked in by someone.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
“Someone” saw him. It “looked like” the door had been kicked in. And where IS this witness?
Security #2
That isn’t the point!
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Ah, but it is! See, if my client is being accused of a felony, then he has a right to see who made the charge. As to this idea that he kicked the door in, well… do you know how many massive meatheads there are in this place right now? Why is it all of a sudden my own massive meathead that’s the one you pick on?
Reaper shoots another look at AMV, who winks at him before turning back to the fuming officer.
Officer
So he’ll be resisting arrest, then?!
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
No, you simpleton.
AMV snaps at the officer.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
He’ll be waiting till you have a proper warrant. You barely have circumstantial evidence, much less probable cause. Or we can just go ahead and set a court date whereupon my client will see the lot of you canned for infringing on his civil liberties. Your choice. I suggest you back off.
With little choice in the matter, security and the cops disperse, but it is pretty obvious that this will not be the end of things. AMV, settling down, looks up at Reaper.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
...you weren’t in his office, though, right?
?
Nope. But someone was.
Both turn at the same time as a familiar face saunters up to Vance and Reaper, masked and hooded, throwing her arms around the latter and giving him quite a squeeze. Reaper barely reacts, other than to nod at the young woman while Vance, a bit wide-eyed, stares at the lady.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
What are YOU doing here?!
Masked Woman
Taking care of business. Things are moving too slowly, Vance. It is time to step up the time table. These fuckers are starting to get wise and if they end up in the wind, well… you haven’t seen Reaper angry just yet.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
We have a very calculated plan that we are following to the letter!
Masked Woman
That kinda went out the window the other night, wouldn’t you say? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to place a call. I’ll see you both after the show?
A faint nod from Reaper, and a tired shrug from Vance.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Fine, fine. Just be careful, all right? I don’t have the energy to babysit two of you.
Masked Woman
You’re lucky that you’re cute.
She walks off and AMV, shaking his head, comments to himself.
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
She takes after her mother a LOT.
A snorting sound comes from under the mask, almost as if Reaper… laughed? No, maybe he was clearing his throat. No matter. He polishes off his coffee and leaves the scene with AMV.
As "Kings and Queens" by 30 Seconds to Mars blasts over the speakers, Agent Gostaple steps from behind the curtain first and points to the entrance way. As the chorus of the song hits, Ace Starr steps out with a huge smirk upon his face and poses making a star sign with his hands. Agent Gostaple then points the way to the ring flamboyantly as Ace swaggers his way down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face.
Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 215 pounds.... from Los Angeles....... he is being accompanied to the ring by Agent Gostaple... "Main Star" Ace Starr!!!
Agent Gostaple enters the ring first and starts to clap for Ace as he rolls under the ring to huge jeers from the crowd. Ace jumps onto the middle rope as the arena lights swirl around him, meanwhile Gostaple takes a mic and stands centre ring.
Agent Gostaple
There were no stars in this city...
Agent Gostaple then hands the microphone to Ace Starr who is still on the middle turnbuckle rope. Ace tilts his head up looking solemnly around the arena who are now jeering profusely...
"Main Star" Ace Starr
Until I arrived...
Ace drops the mic and stretches his arms out either side, which only winds the crowd up more as the music fades out.
Wavy Crockett
This guy is something weird.
Ray Hudson
Well originally this match was planned for AMMO next Sunday, but obviously some changes were made here.
"Bloody Nose" by Hollywood Undead hits as Chris Mosh stands with his back towards the ring in a black hoody with the hood on. Chris turns his head towards the ring as he smirks, and Ace Starr comes out of nowhere with rights.
Wavy Crockett
Well damn...
Ray Hudson
I guess Ace Starr is making up for that embarassing debut two weeks ago.
The music has faded away and Ace Starr starts guiding Mosh down the ramp and then throws him, making him roll the rest of the way.
Wavy Crockett
He ain't have to do this to Mosh though.
Ace starts stomping away at Chris, before yanking him to his feet and tossing him into the ring. Ace rolls in behind him and the bell sounds.
Match Official: Mark Buhler
"Mr. AMMO" Chris Mosh
vs
"Main Star" Ace Starr
Chris Mosh starts to get up and Ace Starr hits him with a a scissorkick.
Ace wastes no time going to the top rope as mixed reactions come from the crowd.
Ace comes down onto Mosh with the StarrStrukk!!!
Ace hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Ace Starr
vs
"Main Star" Ace Starr
Chris Mosh starts to get up and Ace Starr hits him with a a scissorkick.
Ace wastes no time going to the top rope as mixed reactions come from the crowd.
Ace comes down onto Mosh with the StarrStrukk!!!
Ace hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Ace Starr
Match Length: 00:18
Ray Hudson
Well okay then...
"Kings and Queens" by 30 Seconds to Mars plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... "Main Star" Ace Starr!!!
Ace Starr celebrates in the ring.
Wavy Crockett
I guess that's why they call him "Mr. AMMO". Maybe he doesn't belong on ThrowDown.
Ray Hudson
Well Ace Starr definately made up for his appearance at the last ThrowDown. Alastair Frost better beware...
We see a limo pulling up with “2Pretty4U” on the plates. The crowd boos really loud as this happens.
Just then “Pretty” Ricky Stanton hops out adjusting his coat along with....... Azurine Vebbins???
Wavy Crockett
Ricky Stanton and Azurine Vebbins? What this is??
Ray Hudson
Look, it’s common knowledge these two are somewhat friends, even if Ricky wrote her that blank check, made her pick out all the Red M&Ms from the bowl in his lobbby...I mean, they’re friends. She may be the only person that’s actually nice to him...
Wavy Crockett
You might be right. Odd.... but right.
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
Azzy, I can assure you that Rob is going to grind his teeth as I hand him back this contract. I mean, I could have thrown it away but I want him to know that I’m in control. I need him to know I’m in control. He thought I was going to work for him. POOR PEOPLE DREAMS.
Azurine Vebbins
Well, Mister Stanton, sir, I imagine deyr are plenty chanters of meager means who would've enjoyed viewin' you compete here in Mile High Wrestlin'. Only din' is I can't believe Mister Mack booked me for da one arena I cannot pronounce properly...
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
I hope you enjoyed the ride into the arena tonight, and good luck with everything.
Just as Stanton goes to hug Azzy he is struck in the head from behind by a masked person! Azzy gets knocked back out of the camera’s sight.
Wavy Crockett
Oh shit! Aha!
Ricky’s bleeding from the head. The masked person takes Ricky’s hand and snatches the contract from it.
Ray Hudson
MY GOD! THE CEO of SE Network HAS BEEN ATTACKED! Wait... what’s he doing??
The masked person puts a pen in Ricky's hand and forces him to sign the contract.
Wavy Crockett
That person is using Ricky’s hand to sign his name on the contract!
Masked Person
Now, to just drop this off at the GM’s mailbox and it’ll be official!
Just then Security guards yell out to the person and the person runs off. Security calls for EMS on both people, but Azzy gets up looking ok. Ricky Stanton is out cold! The camera watches as they pick him up and put him on a gernie and get him to EMS to head out to the hospital.
Ray Hudson
Right now no one really knows what to think. The crowd has quieted down cause you don’t know if you just saw a crime committed, but one thing is for sure, that person signed Ricky’s name on that contract and has headed for the GM’s office with it. This….I don’t know if I want Ricky like this. Not this bad.
You can hear the crowd slowly start chanting “HE DESERVED IT! HE DESERVED IT!” from inside the arena.
Wavy Crockett
I agree...
The lights in the arena flash red, and Nika Kosov's music hits the speaker as sparklers light up the ramp. Nika appears from behind the curtain with a Russian flag wrapped around her shoulders.
Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 147 pounds..... from
Kazan, Russia....... she is being accompanied to the ring by HeKate... she is Nika Kosov!!!
Nika points her finger out to the crowd and slowly walks down the ramp, with HeKate in tow. As fans reach out trying to touch her she lightly taps their hands with her fist.
Ray Hudson
Well, two weeks ago we saw this duo in tag team action. It looks like they want to continue on as a tag team here in MHW. Which is very respectable, especially since they lost that first tag match. It really shows their determination.
Wavy Crockett
I miss the days of SEX, DTI, and Brix City, but I'm pretty excited about these new tag teams. Like the Hollywood Bruvs. Who isn't excited for the Hollywood Bruvs?
Ray Hudson
Very interesting tag teams coming in, for sure. But tonight Nika Kosov will see singles action.
Nika then stops before the ring and demonstrates her shadow boxing techniques before rolling under the bottom rope and hanging the flag over the ropes.
Wavy Crockett
I ain't never had Russian p...
Ray Hudson
THIS should be a very interesting match!
"Crown" by Kelly Rowland gears up and Teresa Duke emerges from behind the curtain after she poses in the entranceway. She makes her way down the ramp, fluffing her big curly hair.
Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent... weighing in at 165 pounds..... from Atlanta, Georgia....... Teresa Duke!!!
Teresa slaps hands with the fans before she finally gets inside the ring, making her way to the closest corner and standing on top, pointing to the fans with a big smile on her face.
Wavy Crockett
I'm pretty sure I'm going to marry this girl one day.
Ray Hudson
You ever looked into the Mormon religion? It sounds like a perfect fit for you.
Wavy Crockett
Man, I'm a Christian, through and through.
Teresa gets down and goes to the middle of the ring fluffing her hair, before she goes to the corner and waits for the official to start the match.
Ray Hudson
Well we met Teresa Duke a couple of weeks ago, and boy was she impressive. As a matter of fact, we saw a bright future in Daphne James, but Teresa Duke beat her and Ryanne Stone so bad, she seems to have sent both of them packing.
Wavy Crockett
She is amazing isn't she?
Match Official: John Paul Vigil
Teresa Duke
vs
Nika Kosov
Nika and Teresa lock up in the middle and Teresa quickly gets behind Nika. Teresa takes her down with a back-body drop.
Teresa runs the ropes and bounces back with a running back senton onto Nika, crushing the tag team superstar.
Nika is coughing and Teresa begins to climb to the top rope, as all the fans in attendance get to their feet.
Nika is back to her feet and quickly climbs to the second turnbuckle in front of Teresa, and starts throwing rights. Teresa boots her off, and Nika hits the mat laid out.
Teresa turns around and comes off the top rope with her Over The Edge!!
The fans cheer and Teresa hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
ThrKickput!!!
Teresa gets to her feet, and Nika gets to her feet very slowly, holding her stomach, still coughing. HeKate is slamming her hands down onto the ring apron trying to get Nika mentally back into the match.
Teresa hits Nika with the Candy Wrapper!!!
Teresa hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Teresa Duke
vs
Nika Kosov
Nika and Teresa lock up in the middle and Teresa quickly gets behind Nika. Teresa takes her down with a back-body drop.
Teresa runs the ropes and bounces back with a running back senton onto Nika, crushing the tag team superstar.
Nika is coughing and Teresa begins to climb to the top rope, as all the fans in attendance get to their feet.
Nika is back to her feet and quickly climbs to the second turnbuckle in front of Teresa, and starts throwing rights. Teresa boots her off, and Nika hits the mat laid out.
Teresa turns around and comes off the top rope with her Over The Edge!!
The fans cheer and Teresa hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
ThrKickput!!!
Teresa gets to her feet, and Nika gets to her feet very slowly, holding her stomach, still coughing. HeKate is slamming her hands down onto the ring apron trying to get Nika mentally back into the match.
Teresa hits Nika with the Candy Wrapper!!!
Teresa hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Teresa Duke
Match Length: 02:03
"Crown" by Kelly Rowland begins playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... Teresa Duke!!!
Teresa Duke celebrates in the ring.
Ray Hudson
Another impressive win by Ms. Teresa Duke.
Wavy Crockett
She's on a roll. Look how fast she's winning these matches.
Ray Hudson
It looks like we have another star on our hands. This woman can very well be the future of MHW.
Wavy Crockett
And God willing, my future wife...
Ray Hudson
You wish.
The Titan Tron displays static and white noise echo's around the arena.
Ray Hudson
More spooky happenings?!
The tron fixes itself and Gabriel Ohio is staring into the camera lens. He appears to be holding the camera as the fingertips of his hands can be seen at the sides of the view. A smirk on his face can be just made out through the bandages.
"Trauma" Gabriel Ohio
Soon... we will meet again, Samantha. You will get to see me in a place I call home. You wish to know what the stipulation is? We will dance together in my favourite type of masquerade ball. Where the masks are crimson red when the dance is over.
Wavy Crockett
First Blood match?
Ray Hudson
He has burned her now he wants to make her bleed? Is burning not enough??"
Gabriel laughs. It is unsettling.
"Trauma" Gabriel Ohio
We will dance, my dear Sam. In my Purgatorium. I promise you will love it. You will get what you want. I will get what I want.
The camera zooms out, Gabriel is no longer holding onto the camera. He steps back. He smiles. He holds out his hand, like a father reaching out for a child or a husband reaching for his wife. A hand appears in front of the camera and reaches forward and rests softly in Gabriel's palm. Gabriel closes his hand around this clearly feminine hand and pulls this individual close. The camera is close to Gabriel's face.
"Trauma" Gabriel Ohio
Soon...they will see...
STATIC AND WHITE NOISE
Ray Hudson
What the hell is a Purgatorium Match??
Wavy Crockett
Who's hand was that??
The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.
“If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off, so stepped on
You're not the only one
Refusing to back down
You're not the only one
So get up”
Shieldmaidens’ President, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, steps out first, to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Jackie “Bandit” Layton wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship, to her left, Becca "Bruiser" Maguire wearing her MHW AMMO Television Championship with Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship standing behind and towering over the others. Stepping out to take their places on either end of the line are a pair of tattooed sisters, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire on the far right, Aoife "Banshee" Maguire on the far left. Slipping in to the left is another tattooed woman, Katrina Knox. Ending up on the left is the final member, Wendy "Zombie" Stevens. With all eight in place, Bullet nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.
“Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot”
As the chorus rages over the speakers, Bullet leads her group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit and Psycho going around the right while Knox and Banshee go to the left. Titaness and Zombie follow Bandit and Psycho and then it keeps going so as to give the ring at least one ‘Maiden on all four sides.
“If you feel so filthy
So dirty, so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful, so pissed off
You're not the only one
Refusing to go down
You're not the only one
So get up”
They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.
“Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot”
As soon as it starts, Bullet nods and the eight women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and Bullet raises her fist, the other seven doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Is everybody ready for a fight tonight?
The crowd cheers wildly and Bullet nods approvingly.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Some people might look at us and think that we are not ready for such things. They look at the eight women standing here in this ring and all they see are a bunch of tattoos obscuring the truth, that we should just be dismissed as yesterday’s news…
Bullet cocks her head as the crowd boos this idea.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
But as Bruiser recently showed, just when you’ve decided we are dead or dying and just need to be scraped up off the road, we rise up from the ashes and show the entire world that it will take more than a few hits to put us down!
As the crowd cheers, Bullet starts to look to the right.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
We have said from the start, Maidens don’t die easy and that’s all that has happened. Have we taken some hits?
Bullet nods in acknowledgement.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Si, es la verdad, pero…
Bullet turns back towards the hard camera.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
We still live, we still breathe, we still stand and we still fight!
The other seven all nod their agreement as Bullet glares into the camera.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Whether it is the Coven, Skrabz, Reaper, Tyke Index, Pretty Ricky, Dolores, Azurine Vebbins, The Woke Pelota, Ripley, Chris Mosh or anyone else that has ever stepped foot in this company, we do not bend to the force of the wind, we do not break in the face of adversity and we will not die!
Ray Hudson
Well in two weeks, Bullet will face the ultimate challenge in Reaper, for a second chance at the Ultimate Title. But up next, Bullet will face an old rival in Azurine Vebbins. We'll be back! This should be good...
Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” is playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 135 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
Bullet is in the ring ready for her opponent.
Ray Hudson
To get her second opportunity at the Ultimate Title, all Bullet has to do is survive Reaper.
Wavy Crockett
Defeat Reaper. And what do you mean by "all she has to do"? That's a hell of a task, Ray. It won't be easy.
Ray Hudson
Reaper has defeated a lot of people, but he's never defeated anyone like Bullet. This will be a challenge for him.
"Problem" by Postmodern Jukebox begins to play throughout the arena. "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron. Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.
Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent... weighing in at 115 pounds..... residing in Malibu, California....... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron, climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes. Upon entering the ring, she awaits referee instruction.
Wavy Crockett
Well tonight Bullet has to face her old rival Azurine Vebbins.
Ray Hudson
That's a challenge in itself. But a challenge she is indeed more familiar with.
Match Official: Jack Glascock
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
vs
Azurine Vebbins
Bullet and Azurine stand face to face as the fans are really into this one. The crowd splits with "Bullet" chants and "Vebbins" chants.
Azzy starts bouncing around ready to go and Bullet tells her something before stepping back and getting ready for this battle.
The two step up and lock up as the fans sit down and get ready to enjoy this one. Bullet gets Azzy into a standing armbar. But it doesn't take too long for Azzy to get out and take the Shieldmaiden down with a fireman's carry.
Azzy grabs Bullet by the wrist and back of the head, pulling the Shieldmaiden up. Bullet just whips her right into Dios Es Una Bala!!!
The crowd pops loud as Bullet pins the Adorkable Angel.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Bullet
vs
Azurine Vebbins
Bullet and Azurine stand face to face as the fans are really into this one. The crowd splits with "Bullet" chants and "Vebbins" chants.
Azzy starts bouncing around ready to go and Bullet tells her something before stepping back and getting ready for this battle.
The two step up and lock up as the fans sit down and get ready to enjoy this one. Bullet gets Azzy into a standing armbar. But it doesn't take too long for Azzy to get out and take the Shieldmaiden down with a fireman's carry.
Azzy grabs Bullet by the wrist and back of the head, pulling the Shieldmaiden up. Bullet just whips her right into Dios Es Una Bala!!!
The crowd pops loud as Bullet pins the Adorkable Angel.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Bullet
Match Length: 01:33
Ray Hudson
That's the second show in a row!!! Is Bullet the next contender for the Ultimate Title? Is she going to take down Reaper in two weeks?
"God Is A Bullet" by Concrete Blonde plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... Bullet!!!
Bullet celebrates in the ring.
Wavy Crockett
If she does take down Reaper, there's no way she's beating him as fast as she's beaten Dana Ellis and Azurine Vebbins these last two matches.
Ray Hudson
Bullet looks ready and focused to win that Ultimate Championship. But not only is the question; will it be Bullet or Reaper? But the question is also; will it be Skrabz or Jansen Myrrh? Myrrhder She Wrote is going to be HOT!
Wavy Crockett
Oh yes, it is!
We return from commercials to an undisclosed part of the arena that is dark and so eerily quiet that it would send chills down the spines of most people. As the camera pans around the area, it finally stops on a figure in the darkness and all that can be seen is the face of the doll she is holding, making it clear that it’s Dolores.
Dolores
In many mythologies… the Reaper is the personification of death…
The most disturbing part of this whole thing as when Dolores speaks, the dolls mouth moves, as though it’s the doll itself that is speaking.
Dolores
They take the souls of their victims… much like you have done with your's since your arrival…
The camera gets affected by a little bit of static.
Dolores
So what will happen… when tonight… the Reaper faces someone who does not fear death… when the Reaper faces someone without a soul…
Again, the camera suffers static interference, this time stronger than before it looks like it skips a few frames and now Dolores is in full view, her piercing black and purple dead eyes staring into the camera.
Dolores
That is the fun part… Dolores looks forward to playing with you…
For a third time, the camera suffers static interference and suddenly Dolores’ face engulfs the view and quickly switches back and forth between her face and the doll’s face before finally cutting completely to static.
Kingdom's cover of "Fight Song" hits the P.A as fans boo the arrival of the lone Woke Warrior of Mile High Wrestling. Dana Ellis enters the stage in a beautiful black gown with prestige and authority. She holds up her arms for people to admire her superior feminism.
Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 121 pounds..... from Hollywood, California....... "The Woke Warrior" Dana Ellis!!!
Dana struts down to the ring, making sure to admonish any male fan who would doubt her ability in the ring ...or objectify her. Miss Ellis to you enters the ringside area, looks at a young female fan, kneels over and lets her know that she can be anything she wants. She then turns a young male fan tells him that he was born to be predator.
Ray Hudson
Well this lady came in with a lot of eyes on her. Very loudmouth outspoken. Shades of Agustin Gates.
Wavy Crockett
And just like Agustin Gates, she is fading away fast.
Ray Hudson
Well she's definately lasting longer than he did. And she's actually won a match unlike he did.
Wavy Crockett
If you want to call that a win.
Dana turns back to the ring, climbs up the steel steps before entering between the middle and top rope. A few men whistle at her as she rolls her eyes and looks completely annoyed. Dana holds her arms out in the middle of the ring as the fans, both men and women alike, boo her arrogance.
Ray Hudson
Regardless, she gained a lot of momentum after that match with Reaper. Her story broke news sites, but then we came back from holiday vacation and she ended up in the ring with Bullet.
Wavy Crockett
And Bullet shut her mouth faster than you can say "Where's my lawyer?"
Ray Hudson
Tonight she goes up against Zombie. This is her chance to redeem herself.
A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano of "Zombie" by Bad Wolves can be heard. Wendy "Zombie" Stevens is kneeling in silhouetted shadow, a hood over her head, Lexa Pellegrini standing behind her as smoke wisps along the entrance ramp.
Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it's not me, it's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!
At the instant the word 'Head' is sung, pyro goes off. Stevens kips up and pulls off the hood, a sadistic smile on her face that the camera picks up.
Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent... weighing in at 157 pounds..... from Manhattan, New York....... she is being accompanied to the ring by Lexa Pellegrini... Wendy "Zombie" Stevens!!!
Zombie stops midway down the ramp, and looks around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and lands on the opposite second and bottom ropes.
Wavy Crockett
She definately needs to beat Zombie tonight. That loss two weeks ago was embarassing. I don't care if Bullet is one of the greatest in MHW. You lose that fast, you suck.
Ray Hudson
But Zombie needs the win too. She lost a string of matches in a row, and decided to take a break from wrestling because of it. If she loses her comeback match, what is that going to say?
Wavy Crockett
A lot at stake in this match. And it's even personal after some Twitter exchanges some weeks back.
Zombie gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring. Stevens jumps off the fourth corner, and takes her hood off and hands it to her, giving Lexa a small peck as she holds the ropes open for her to step out. Stevens then stands in the center of the ring, glaring at Dana Ellis.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Wendy "Zombie" Stevens
vs
"Woke Warrior" Dana Ellis
Both superstars are face to face talking trash and Dana says something that makes Zombie backhand the fuck out of her, dropping her to her ass.
The fans are "oooooo"ing and Zombie is looking down at Dana, with a snarl. Dana brings her head up and it is revealed that her lip is busted, as blood forms inside her mouth.
Zombie shakes her head and then goes down and takes Ellis to Zombieland!!!
Seconds later, Dana Ellis taps out!!!
WINNER:
Zombie
vs
"Woke Warrior" Dana Ellis
Both superstars are face to face talking trash and Dana says something that makes Zombie backhand the fuck out of her, dropping her to her ass.
The fans are "oooooo"ing and Zombie is looking down at Dana, with a snarl. Dana brings her head up and it is revealed that her lip is busted, as blood forms inside her mouth.
Zombie shakes her head and then goes down and takes Ellis to Zombieland!!!
Seconds later, Dana Ellis taps out!!!
WINNER:
Zombie
Match Length: 00:49
Ray Hudson
Well we might be looking at the Biggest Disappointment of 2020; Dana Ellis.
"Zombie" by Bad Wolves plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... Wendy "Zombie" Stevens!!!
Dana Ellis rolls out of the ring and Zombie looks over at her, shaking her head. She mouths that Dana is a joke and then celebrates in the ring.
Wavy Crockett
The bigger they talk, the smaller they are.
Ray Hudson
I guess. Either way, Zombie is back and better than ever. Will she be getting her ThrowDown Title rematch, or challenging for something bigger, in the near future?
Wavy Crockett
Time will tell. I wonder if she'll make it on that Myrrhder She Wrote card this close to the big event.
Ray Hudson
I'm sure Rob will get her on there somewhere, for sure. Welcome back, Wendy!
”Evil” by Dove Cameron plays throughout the arena. "Evil" Emily Falls walks down the ramp, looking around at the crowd.
Ray Hudson
Well, what is Emily Falls doing coming out here?
Emily steps into the ring and frowns at the crowd. She walks around the ring for a little bit, before grabbing a mic.
"Evil" Emily Falls
So after I leave the ring earlier, my daddy wants to get tough and challenge Tyke Index.
Emily nods and then shakes her head.
"Evil" Emily Falls
Well, I dont want to be in that main event tag match tonight. I want to make a challenge myself...
Emily snarls, looking around the arena.
"Evil" Emily Falls
I want to fight Stacy Deville one on one. You don't deserve to be in the main event tonight. I don't care if you're the World Champion in another fed. You're not shit around here.
You can hear the gasps from the audience as Emily mutters her first cuss word.
"Evil" Emily Falls
I have been here since the very first day and haven't gotten one main event match until tonight. You waltz in and you're just handed a main event match because you've held a World Championship somewhere else?
Emily shakes her head.
"Evil" Emily Falls
Does my daddy never learn? Rayne Young? Finn Whelan? Lance Mikes? Bunch of dorks just like YOU, Stacy.
Emily shrugs her shoulders.
"Evil" Emily Falls
I mean... in your case, and knowing my dad, you probably just slept with him to get that main event spot so fast.
Emily shakes her head and looks into the camera.
"Evil" Emily Falls
Well, you're not getting it. Because my mom said I could come out here and challenge you right now. The main event will be two people short. You're going to get this butt kicking, little girl!!!
Mixed reactions from the crowd.
Wavy Crockett
Emily is on her gangsta tonight.
Ray Hudson
Is Stacy going to accept?
The crowd starts cheering as Stacy Deville comes walking out onto the stage, no music.
Wavy Crockett
I guess so. Emily Falls has bit off more than she can chew though. This is the Elysium World Champion right here. She's a wrestling machine.
Stacy walks down the ramp and into the ring. As soon as she gets through the ropes, a ref slides into the ring, and calls for the bell as the fans cheer loudly.
Ray Hudson
Yep! Here we go!
Match Official: Austin Mack
"Evil" Emily Falls
vs
Stacy Deville
Stacy chuckles at Emily looking so serious and the two meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Emily quickly adjusts Stacy into an Emily Fall!!!
Both superstars get back to their feet and Emily hits Stacy with another Emily Fall!!!
This time Stacy gets up slower, and Emily hits her with ANOTHER Emily Fall!!!!!
Emily hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Emily Falls
vs
Stacy Deville
Stacy chuckles at Emily looking so serious and the two meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Emily quickly adjusts Stacy into an Emily Fall!!!
Both superstars get back to their feet and Emily hits Stacy with another Emily Fall!!!
This time Stacy gets up slower, and Emily hits her with ANOTHER Emily Fall!!!!!
Emily hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Emily Falls
Match Length: 00:37
Wavy Crockett
Holy shit!!!
Ray Hudson
Well damn!
"Evil" by Dove Cameron plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... "Evil" Emily Falls!!!
Emily Falls kick pushes Stacy out of the ring and then celebrates her victory.
Wavy Crockett
If there's one thing we're learning everytime a top champion from another company comes to MHW, it's that MHW is where the best wrestlers are. These outsiders can't never hang, bruh.
Ray Hudson
True dat!
