Post by emilyfalls on Jan 31, 2020 17:09:19 GMT -6
January 31, 2019 3:25 PM An Empty Forest Denver, CO
Emily Falls has her hair cut real short to her chin and has bangs. She had a brown t-shirt in with a white pocket on the top and blue jeans. She is sitting on a blue bench against the trees. Smoke is rising some distance away. “Oh great, thanks to the manager of Mile High Wrestling, I’m teaming up with the last person I wanna team up with and the last people I wanna fight. Unfortunately, I don’t have that choice, even though I deserve to since I’m the daughter of Robert Mack. Ugh! Just thinking about what I can’t do makes me wanna barf! Don’t laugh. I’m not the spunky barf queen anymore. So when I say I’m going to barf, I’m not gonna try and throw up the contents of my stomach just for my promo. I’m going to hold the contents of my stomach in! “Anyway, I can’t believe I’m fighting that dead girl and that thief. And I can’t believe I’m teaming up with that used-to-be party animal. Seriously, I’m trying not to barf right now. Zombie thinks she’s, like, dressed to kill or something. I disagree. Look at the outfit I’m wearing right now! And you just expect me to fall dead at your feet or something. “And then I’m fighting Bandit. You are going to be caught dead in your tracks. No more stealing the wins, girl, because this match is going to be my win. MINE. I’m not even going to tag Mosh in if I start the match. I can do it myself, believe it or not. Believing is not on the same level as seeing. Which one is better is yours to decide. But trust me, the former loser is going to be the former #1 contender to fight Skrabz for the title or something when I impress millions of people around the world when I pin either you or Zombie. “Speaking of Skrabz. You and your Shieldmaidens may have countless wins, but compare yourselves to Skrabz. Question #1: Has any of the Shieldmaidens been Mile High Champion? Question #2: Are you better than Skrabz when it comes to winning? Fact #1: Skrabz may have lost a few matches, but those matches were lost because of his tag partner. Question #3: Were one of the Shieldmaidens Skrabz’s tag team partner? You should be ashamed if you compare yourself to one of the great leaders of Mile High. I should not, however, because I am one of the leaders. I am the daughter of the main leader, and though I don’t get many big opportunities, I still am his daughter and no one can change that, not even the government!!” James walks out from the thick forest of trees. “I heard the whole thing, Emily,” he says. “Who were you talking to?” “Um, my opponent. Duh!! Where’s your head? If you heard the whole thing, how come you’re not using your head about what I said?” A sniffle is heard from behind the camera. James looks at Emily sternly. “See?” James says. “You hurt Erick’s feelings!” The sniffles turn to sobs. The sobs turn to loud crying. A smile spreads in Emily’s face. “What do you expect? I’m evil. I make people cry.” And with that, Emily walks into the trees, laughing maniacally. James heads over to the camera to comfort Erick as the camera drops and the last thing you see is Erick crying and tears dripping on the lenses.
*Cameras come in on Chris Mosh shaking his head, then face palming*
Mosh: did you guys listen to Emily; dear God will this little girl just shut up about how she thinks she is evil. You said you are going to barf like ten times, so your still trying to get fans with your old gimmick even though you said your not. Now you also say you’re a leader.
*Chris laughs a little*
Mosh: you have never been a leader. You listen to Double Team Itari, you were a follower in the coven and you follow what your daddy and mommy tell you, so how the hell are you a leader. I’ll wait…
*Chris looks at his wrist like if there was a watch on it*
Mosh: Oh your Dad is the boss of Mile High, which still doesn’t make you a leader because if that was the deal you would be calling the shots and I would be in this match teaming with you, but you want to be a leader so I’m going to let you start the match and not tagging me in, I will let you do that because I’m a team player. Hell I’m so ready to not fight that I will join commentary. I mean I will do better teaming up with Wavy and Ray then you and we all know how much Wavy and me dislike each other. Now enough about what this match says in my partner and talk about the other team.
Mosh: The Shieldmaidens’ member Wendy “Zombie” Stevens and Jackie “Bandit” Layton, ladies I have already try to make amends with you but for some reason you guys still hate me. I have fought almost every single one of you; I have even fought some of your brother in the Chrome Dragons. See I don’t have a problem with any of you now, but I want to know what the problem you have with me. See I’m even going to let you have your way with Emily, I was rooting for you to beat the Coven, I was rooting for you Zombie when you fought Ricky Stanton, see we have common enemies, so ladies I cheer you for your win over Emily Falls, since I’m not going to be in the match.
Mosh: Now to you Robbie, you were not think when you made this match, you know me and your cry baby daughter were not going to work together verse a team that is a sisterhood, I mean just looking at this match we all knew who would win. Now your cry baby doesn’t want to fight me, so that is fine, but at the end of this match or maybe during the match I will still kick her head off, so have trainer on standby because she is going to forget her own name, but talking about kicking peoples head off, I do want to kick one more person head off and I can’t wait to do it and the person is Wavy Crockett, I mean if I do it what is Robbie going to do fire me, Oh well we all know that this is the last big even and he is not going to fire he first signee off the last show, so I may not be the party boy anymore but I’m getting a party ready.
Mosh: Mosh Out
*Chris Mosh puts a hood over his head as the camera fades out*
Post by Zombie Stevens on Jan 31, 2020 20:58:47 GMT -6
***NOTE - We understood the RP limit as meaning 1RP per team. Therefore, this promo is a collaboration with Layton***
It’s late when the plane touches down in New Orleans. Aoife Maguire and Lexa Pellegrini debark first, followed by Katrina “Hairicin” Knox and Wendy “Zombie” Stevens. As they walk across the tarmac to their awaiting car, Zombie’s phone blings. Zombie looks at it and shakes her head.
Zombie I think I’m in shit.
Zombie shows Hairicin the text she received from Bandit.
‘I know the plane landed. Come to the gym. We watched the show.’
Hairicin Yep, I’d say you’re in for it. Aren’t the Kenyons still there?
Zombie You thinking I’m going to get gunned down by an AK?
Hairicin Somebody’s got your number, Z. I’d face the music, I know what they did to me.
As the four of them get in the car, Zombie fires back a text to Bandit.
‘Just be gentle. Hurt my shoulder on that spear.’
Inside the warehouse gym that sits next to the Shieldmaidens’ Clubhouse, The three in-ring members of an old wrestling faction known as Arsenal, Jeszika Gautier, Bethany Kenyon and Ashley Kenyon, all stand in different places through the room, each working on a different thing with a Maiden. The Silver-haired, heavily-tattooed Gautier stands off to the far left side of the building going over some boxing drills with Shieldmaiden Prospect Gabriela “Taza” Carbajal. In the first ring to the right of them, Bethany Kenyon is directing “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire and Alex “Bullet” Carbajal on submission work, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, standing next to Bethany. In the second ring on the far right, Ashley Kenyon has Jackie “Bandit” Layton working on her aerial work. When Zombie arrives at the gym, she surveys the rings and the people in them. Hairicin comes up behind her and whispers to her to be humble. Lexa gets in front of Zombie and gets her to look at her as she smiles, supporting her wife. Zombie walks around the area, her arms up like she’s surrendering.
Zombie Alright, yeah, tonight I fucked up. Krigare’s probably sporting some tender ribs right now. I don’t want to talk about it, on to the next match, right?
Zombie shrugs and starts walking over to where Ashley and Jackie are training and gets on the mat outside the ring to watch them. She keeps rolling her taped shoulder, the numbness in her arm still there like a dull ache.
Ashley Bitch of a landing?
Zombie I, um, missed. I’ll fill you in on things later.
Ashley nods knowingly.
Ashley You gonna be good for this?
Zombie Yeah, I’m good. Whatcha got?
Ashley nods and then glances across the room.
As she ponders this question, Bandit walks to the edge of the ring.
Bandit You think we’re gonna gel as a team in time?
Zombie looks Bandit up and down, and smirks at her lack of size before nodding her head.
Zombie Oh yeah, we’ll be fine. Look at Harry and I. We’ve only trained a couple of times and we’re solid. And hell, you already have more training than she does, we can adapt well.
Bandit She goes from “Prospect” to “Harry”... does that make you the Hendersons?
Before Zombie can answer, Ashley glances up.
Ashley Did Jackie fucking Layton really just ask somebody if they could gel together as a team? Like… fucking seriously? The woman who has won championships with three completely different partners in two years has to ask if she can team with somebody?
Bandit I had to find out where her head was at after tonight.
Zombie was about to argue this point, but cocks her eyebrow instead and drops her shoulders in defeat.
Zombie I can assure you 100% I am invested in the Maidens. Full members and prospects alike. You have nothing to worry about.
Before Bandit can answer, Zombie leans in and whispers something in her ear which Jackie smiles and nods to.
Bandit That’s smart.
Having overheard what Zombie said, Ashley nods at Bandit.
Ashley What’d I tell you?
The smile fades from Bandit’s face and her head droops so her chin hits her chest.
Ashley motions at her and Bandit slips her fifty bucks.
Bandit We good now?
Ashley smiles from ear to ear.
Ashley Depends, y’all think you can roll with me and Bethy?
Zombie looks over to Bethany and whistles to get her attention, as she looks at Ash with a knowing glance.
Zombie You fucking knew. Fair enough. Hey Bethy, willing to have that rematch finally?
Ashley I didn’t know, I just bet her fifty bucks shit wasn’t gonna be as bad as it looked.
Bandit And like the degenerate fool I am, I took that action…
Zombie shakes her head and pays Bandit on the back.
Zombie Sis, never trust a chick with tattoos. They’ll swindle you every time.
Bandit Boy, I better not place bets with a lot of the girls in here then since between Eef, Hairicin, Sorsh, Bruiser, Ash, Jezzy, Nik, Bethy…
She nods to Zombie.
Bandit Matter of fact, I think I’m like one of the few that doesn’t…
Zombie Here, probably. Krigare doesn’t have any either, at least not yet from what I heard.
Bandit smirks playfully.
Bandit I’d say I’m surprised she doesn’t have one hidden yet but…
She shrugs, the smirk remaining pasted on her face.
Bandit I’m also not gonna lie and say she needed any.
Ashley cocks her head in annoyance.
Ashley I swear to God, if you start gushing about how perfect she looks naked, I’m kicking your fucking head off on general fucking principle right fucking now!
Zombie’s eyes go wide and looks at both Ash and Bandit. She takes a step backwards at the same time.
Zombie First, TMI. Second, should I call Katra and find out for you? And third, I agree with Ash.
Bandit shrugs, still smirking playfully.
Bandit I’d mention a certain somebody else you used to say the same for but I really don’t wanna rev Ash up to kick my ass any harder than she already is.
Shockingly, Ashley laughs out loud.
Ashley What, you mean Jazzy? Fuck, I knocked her out twice already…
Zombie Really? For that comment, partner? Maybe I’ll have to spear YOU out of your boots! Look over there…
Zombie points over to where Lexa is sitting. Zombie waves over at her, and Lexa waves back blowing her a kiss.
Zombie She’s it. Ain't nobody better, or better-looking. She’s also tatted as well, so remember that warning. The Kingdom? I respect them. That’s where it ends.
Bandit She does play a mean beat.
Zombie looks over to Lexa and smirks before looking back at Jackie.
Zombie I was gonna say something, but I won’t. She might not look like much, but she’s tougher than me. She’s the Boss Lady at home. I won’t mess with her, but I can also make her purr. So yeah. Now, are we gonna train, or are we gonna talk about our partners or exes all night?
Bandit nods as she sees Essentia “Sangre” Carbajal walk into the room in her workout clothes.
Bandit Well, now that Essie’s here, we might even get to try the rookies first before we tangle with two world champions that used to be a championship tag team as well?
Ashley nods and turns to the left.
Ashley Jezzy? I need to borrow Taza!
Taza starts to walk over and Essie doesn’t even blink as she alters her course and walks to the ring as well.
Ashley Ok, y’all got your practice match here…
Bandit smiles at Zombie.
Zombie Let’s do it. Sorry, Essie, just don’t tell Val about this, yeah?
Sangre nods as the two Colombians climb into the ring, ready to go. Zombie steps up and walks to the opposite corner to confer with Bandit.
Ashley Alright, Ladies… let’s make this shit count!
After the sparring session, we see Zombie and Bandit going over their game plan before Bandit checks out. Lexa picks up Zombie’s gear as they say goodbye to everyone. They pop over into the Clubhouse proper and Zombie leans into the doorway with the good shoulder and rubs the bad one. Lexa has a look of concern on her face as she checks her wife over.
Lexa It’s bad, isn’t it?
Zombie Bad enough to keep me off the Japan tour so far. I’ll suck it up for Sunday.
Lexa Wes gettin’ it checked out tomorrow. I’ll get them to give you an emergency appointment before wes go to London.
Zombie I’ve learned not to argue with you, so okay. Even if they can just get me through the pay-per-view and the last show, I’ll be happy. Not entirely a fan of having to face Falls and Mosh again, almost feels like a step or twelve backwards.
Lexa gives Zombie ‘the look’. Zombie knew she was in shit, and that it wasn’t her wife who’d be doing it, but her manager. Meanwhile, one of the other prospects grabbed some ice cubes and put them in a Ziploc bag then wrapped it in a towel to give to Zombie for her shoulder.
Lexa Chris Mosh has been building momentum lately, and Emily Falls pinned Stacy DeVille last show, Plus, Emily has been under the Coven learning tree. Theys not the opponents you faced before.
Zombie couldn’t argue this. She knew Lexa was always researching, making sure Zombie was as physically and mentally prepared as possible.
Zombie It’s just… ever since I lost to Stanton, things have been going from bad to worse. Coven has pretty much taken our spots, and now with Mile High closing, they’ll never get their receipts. I thought going to New Frontier with Harry would be a change of fortune and we lost the match on Tuesday…
Lexa ...because you speared your tag team partner and fucked up your shoulder maybe?
Zombie And now I have the fucked up shoulder, going into a tag match at less than 100 percent, and then the last match with hopefully Tyke Index. I need to get my head right again.
Lexa cocks her eyebrow and turns to Wendy, half shocked and half taken aback.
Lexa Did yous just say yous going to start listenin’ to me now?
Zombie smirks and hugs her with her good arm.
Zombie You saying I don’t?
Lexa Not that you don’t, just that it should be more often. Let’s go home, J is probably still awake waiting for us.
Zombie Lead the way.
As they leave the Clubhouse, Zombie is about to hand the bag of ice back but is waved off. Lexa is a few steps ahead when Zombie catcalls her. Lexa stops and turns around, her hands on her hips with a smirk on her face.
Lexa Yous checkin’ out my ass again?
Zombie Always? I love you.
Lexa I love you too, now get in the car.
The camera opens upon Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Wendy “Zombie” Stevens, Bandit seated in a chair with Zombie standing just behind her, each wearing an almost matching ensemble of black jeans, black tactical boots, black band t-shirts and their Shieldmaiden kuttes, the only difference being the bands depicted on their shirts, Cro-Mags for Bandit and The Linettis for Zombie.
Bandit I love working in tag teams, I don’t think there’s any new revelations or secrets unleashed there.
Zombie raises her hands in pseudo shock, slapping her cheeks Home Alone-style.
Zombie Stop the presses!
Bandit snickers as Zombie’s hands drop away from her face.
Bandit Since starting my career here in Mile High and even after branching out to other places, be it WWO, ECWF, Galactic, SRW, EWC, I’ve always been the Maiden that couldn’t wait to be the tag team role.
Zombie nods knowingly.
Zombie Caught some shit for it too...
Bandit can’t help but snicker again as she nods in acknowledgement of Zombie’s point.
She pauses, looking down to the floor momentarily. As she looks back up to the camera, Bandit smiles joylessly.
Bandit The best part is that I’ve had four different regular tag team partners and whether it was Widow, Sam, Ale or Sorsh, I have enjoyed the hell out of being in that role.
Zombie nods, visibly impressed.
Zombie It’s a hell of a cast of characters there.
Bandit nods in acknowledgement again.
Bandit I’ve won gold with three of them and you bet your ass Sorsh and I will get the chance to make it a clean sweep before we’re done teaming together!
Zombie nods pointedly in agreement.
Zombie No doubt!
The smile fades from Bandit’s face.
Bandit It’s also given me the chance to see pairings that you’d never think of seeing as an actual tag team. Just in my own partners, who would look at me and Widow and think, “Fuck, that’s a pair that’ll be THE tag team of this company!”?
Both shrug as if the answer is obvious.
Bandit Or after she left, who really thought Sam and I would gel practically overnight and become THE face of the tag team division here in Mile High to the point that we ran Skrabz’s pals out of the company and we basically ended not one, but TWO other teams when they couldn’t beat us in DTI and Mosh and Ripley...
Zombie smirks cruelly.
Zombie Funny that one...
Bandit nods harshly.
Bandit Chris Mosh has always been a guy that you look at and think has all the physical talent in the world…
Pausing, Bandit looks back at Zombie and nods to the visibly skeptical larger woman. Zombie looks down at Bandit, crossing her arms as if to emphasize the silent point. Bandit shrugs and looks back to the camera.
Bandit She might disagree but to me, Mosh’s biggest problem has always been that he couldn’t decide if he’s been down with us since day one or if he wanted to get down with us from day one and is now pissed at everything and everyone that nobody ever gave him the time of day! Nevermind a second look, none of us ever gave him a first look and neiether did any other female here because the party boy version of Mosh was an insufferable prat who didn’t have the first fucking clue how to talk to a woman and not get slapped for how drunk fart boy stupid he sounded!
Zombie No disagreement there.
Her arms still crossed, Zombie cocks her head slightly as if considering this line of thinking and then nods her approval and agreement.
Bandit Cold-Hearted Chris Mosh didn’t do much better with the whole keeping his shit straight department, he just thought that now that he wasn’t actively making an ass of himself by openly trying to get into our pants because, fuck it, we’re girls, he’s a man and he has needs and what else are we good for, that…
She pauses to shrug.
Bandit Maybe now we’ll forget what kind of insufferable piss baby he’d been the first time around here!
Zombie nods yet again.
Zombie Sounds about right.
A shudder passes over her at the thought of what Chris Mosh wanted most.
Zombie I think I’m gonna be fucking sick!
Bandit looks back up at Zombie and shrugs apologetically.
Bandit Should I move since I’m a damn smurf that would probably be kind of nasty…
Zombie raises a hand to tell her she’s fine and Bandit nods, turning back to the camera.
Bandit I mean, not as nasty as having to deal with Chris Mosh naked, but…
Zombie gags and Bandit almost laughs.
Zombie Goddammit! I had something I wanted to hit on, but now? About to go all Rabbit here and lose Mom’s spaghetti. I sadly fought Mosh twice in singles matches, and I think he was in the Vomit Rumble match back at the beginning? Mosh should be looking forward to this match for one reason only. This time, there might ACTUALLY be people in the crowd, unlike that EWC match. Sorry, just wanted to throw that in there. Continue.
Bandit nods to her with a look of “are you sure? Well okay then” before she continues on.
Bandit Which is where I almost feel bad for Emily Falls. Here the poor girl turned her back on everything she stood for to join the Coven. She got basically nothing out of it, they barely ever treat her like she’s part of the group and now she’s stuck teaming with somebody that if she stops short in front of him, we’re gonna need a defib machine to save him from the heart attack he’ll have from being that close to a woman that was not actively trying to swat him away like the annoying gnat that he is!
Zombie Wasn’t it just a couple of pay-per-views back they were fighting each other?
Bandit nods affirmatively.
Bandit Yeah, to say nothing of competing to be the face of Ammo right next to Ripley!
Zombie The only thing Mosh should be the face of is a missing poster on a milk carton. Em, I feel for the kid. She drank the Jansen Kool-Aid, joined the Coven, and… poof, nothing. She coulda been a pretender… wait, contender. Nope, got it right the first time with Falls.
Bandit And now they have to team up to take on us, which, granted, we’ve never teamed before either but, it tends to work out pretty well for me…
Zombie Well, we DID have that training with the Kenyons. AND we kinda beat up Taza and Essie, though to Essie’s credit, she caught me pretty good. Then Val gave me shit, and well. But we’re good.
Bandit Taza hit me almost like her sister. Not bad for a rookie, which is what I think Mosh and Falls are going to need to remember here. We’re not rookies. We’re by God champions in this bitch! I’ve been one half of the tag team champions so long, they might as well change the name to the Bandit Championships at this point while you walked into this company, buried Tyke Index’s ass and then made “Our Savior” look like she was Donald Trump in a wind tunnel!
Zombie Did you really have to bring up the Cheeto-In-Chief?
Bandit shrugs almost playfully.
Bandit Would it be me if I didn’t?
She pauses to nod to the camera.
Bandit Besides, tell me she didn’t look that hysterically hilarious when you got done with her?
Zombie Ok, yes, but this is twice now that you tried to make me hurl. Be careful.
Bandit shrugs again.
Bandit Well that did used to be Emily’s gimmick, I was just trying to make you feel prepared!
Zombie looks at Bandit, confused for a minute, before putting her in a headlock.
Zombie Hey, I supposedly turned on one partner. Careful, short stuff.
Bandit I’m not worried, this isn’t the Purge and we’re not fighting people that can do that to us. This is the Shieldmaidens in Mile High and we have each other’s backs. We all ride or die and that is something that neither Emily nor Mosh know a damn thing about! We are coming to Myrrhder She Wrote to remind these people just who the fuck we are!
Bandit stands up as Zombie releases her.
Bandit Hell is empty…
Zombie ...and the Shieldmaidens are… coming to the O2 Arena in London, England, for Myrrhder She Wrote, this coming Sunday ONLY on pay-per-view!
Bandit snaps her head around looking at Zombie, who looks back at her sheepishly.
Zombie What? Too much?
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