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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:47:41 GMT -6
Sunday, February 2, 2020 The O2 Arena London, England LIVE only on The SE Network We see a flashback to when Skrabz defeated Candi Bratton to become the MHW Ultimate Champion at The Rise In Phoenix. Then we see flashes of Jansen Myrrh in recent times.
We then are shown a short clip of when Skrabz retained his Championship over Solomon Cain at Good Time, before fading into a clip of Jansen Myrrh.
“I wanted to address my opponent for February 2nd’s Myrrhder She Wrote PPV, but I could have done it like I normally do, sitting in a hotel room. But I thought to myself, there are all of you counting on me to put an end to the miserable, pathetic title reign of the Man Like Skrabz.I decided that it was time to come to London to address MY people. Those who have chosen wisely to follow my ways and to trust that in the end, it will be myself who finally puts and end to a year plus long title reign that has been pathetic at best.”
A small chant of “Fuck That Guy” began to ring out and eventually grew louder until Jansen raised her hand up asking for them to calm down.
A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Solomon Cain for a second time at Mile High Spectacular is shown, before fading back to Jansen Myrrh.
“I agree one hundred percent. Fuck that guy. But you see before that match, I have one more Throwdown that I need to get through. I have one more chance to make that statement along with my Coven family.”
A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Bullet at Rise Again is shown, before fading back to Jansen Myrrh.
“You see, the minute that it gets tough for Skrabz, he’s going to walk. He’s going to walk away like a spoiled child. When he beat Candi Bratton last year for the Championship, he was the new golden boy. The big crush. He was just badass enough that he got the cheers. Rob Mack lined up the challengers and he knocked them down. Cain. Index. Bullet. Hamilton. Bandit. Vebbins. Mosh. Not one could get the job done. Well, it’s my turn now. Sunday the 19th will be my last stop before the PPV. The PPV, might I add, that Mack is so sure I’m going to dominate that he named this fucking show after me and put me on the poster.”
A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Tyke Index while becoming the new MHW Phoenix Champion is shown. And then rapid clips of Skrabz eliminating superstars to retain his Championship in that Fatal Five Way Elimination Match from an episode of MHW ThrowDown is shown, before we fade back to Jansen Myrrh soaking in the fans' chants.
The chants ring out again, “Fuck That Guy! Fuck That Guy!”
A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Tyke Index for a second time at Black Magic is shown, before we fade right back to Jansen Myrrh.
“Finally, I want everyone to silence themselves for just a moment and listen. Do you hear that sound? Do you hear it, London? That is the sound of change. That is the sound of the turning of the tide. That is the sound of the world righting itself once again. That is the sound that you will hear when I pin or submit Skrabz, right here in this arena and become the MHW Ultimate Champion. We’re less than four weeks away. The Gospel of Jansen will begin with it’s first chapter when all is said and done and you all, my congregation, can be here for the genesis of it all. The question I ask you now, will you be here? Thank you for coming!”
The fans erupt in cheers as Jansen reaches down and turns off her speaker. As she walks through, she leans down and offers it to a very young girl who gives her a high five. Jansen walks through the crowd who are chanting “fuck that guy” and she gives them high fives as she walks to the curb and a taxi pulls up. She turns and grins as she waves before getting into the cab and drives off which is when the feed turns off and we fade into a video package of the Skrabz/Jansen Myrrh buildup to this point, with "I Am The Fire" by Halestorm as the background music.
“What was it you have said? Something something fam. Something something blud. Something something innit? Who the fuck cares? You have a way with words, Skrabz. But the real word play here is who are you going to be, Skrabz, when you are no longer the Ultimate Champion? Go ahead, say it. Phoenix Champion. That’s who you’ll be. The 2nd place prize. You’ll be second best. But hold that title proudly, fucker. Because when that bell rings at the end of our match, that is all you’ll be. Second fucking best. I’ll be fighting Reaper or Bullet and you’ll be fighting Chris Mosh or Dillon Daniels or god forbid, Ripley. You’ll no longer be the Man like Skrabz. You’ll be the man who got his ass handed to him by Jansen Myrrh. The respect that used to be on your name will have fallen off. In fact, it has already started.”
And now... The EFed Podcast proudly presents MHW Myrrhder She Wrote!Fireworks explode around the stage area while "I Am The Fire" by Halestorm plays throughout the arena.
Ray Hudson Welcome Mile High Club to Myrrhder She Wrote, right here in London, England!!!
Wavy Crockett I can't believe I flew over the damn ocean. I never thought I'd do that. That's some crazy shit that white people do.
Jen Vallejos But here we are! And it's so fucking cool!!!
Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: "Welcome Home, Skrabal Stanzas!!!", "Jansen Myrrh Is Our Savior", "Let's Go, Azzy!", "Who Is Reaper?", and "Bullet Is MHW".
Ray Hudson I am Ray Hudson, joined by Mr. Wavy Crockett and Ms. Jen Vallejos. And we are here to have another eventful night here in MHW.
Jen Vallejos The news was broke two Mondays ago that MHW would be closing it's doors. But Rob wants to go out the right way, and the roster is 100% down with that.
Ray Hudson A lot of emotions running backstage though.
Wavy Crockett I'm not gonna cry in front these people...
The lights go out and all you can hear is the fans discussing what's going to start the show in muffled sounds. "Venom" by Eminem begins to play throughout the arena and the lights begins strobing to the beat.
Ray Hudson Well it looks like we're starting this night off with the return of Snakebite.
Wavy Crockett Rob is getting too old for this shit.
Jen Vallejos I think it's cool...
Snakebite steps out from behind the curtains in his new costume inspired by Mortal Kombat's Reptile. Mixed reactions are heard from the crowd.
Wavy Crockett Though I won't lie; this costume is cool.
Ray Hudson I agree. Nice touch for such a special night.
Jen Vallejos But the question is; will Tyke Index actually show up? Or did Snakebite get all dressed up for nothing?
Snakebite walks down to the ring and climbs inside. He paces around before taking the hood off his head and slowly removing the mask, revealing he is wearing no facepaint at all.
Wavy Crockett That's not Snakebite. That's Robert Mack.
Ray Hudson Nope. It's Snakebite. But that is odd he doesn't have his facepaint on...
Wavy Crockett How can you tell the difference?
The music has faded away and Snakebite is pacing back and forth praying that Tyke Index does actually show up.
Jen Vallejos Is Tyke Index here tonight?
Wavy Crockett He would wanna be. Snakebite Mack done spent some money on this damn ninja costume.
Ray Hudson He'll be here. Trust that.
Finally, the opening saxophone of "Jubel" by Klingande begins to play over the PA. As it speeds up, eventually it hits a crescendo into a drop.
"Save me"
Tyke Index appears from behind the curtain with a hood over his head just as the chorus rolls.
Jen Vallejos Tyke Index is back!!!
Ray Hudson We've been waiting a long time for this moment. I told ya!
There is loud cheers from the crowd as Tyke poses at the bottom of the ring steps, before entering the ring.
"5..4..3..2..1.."
The lights go off and when they come back on Tyke is sitting in his corner. The referee slides into the ring and it looks like this match is 100% official.
Jen Vallejos There's the ref. This is really about to happen.
Ray Hudson I'm getting the confirmation that this match will be Street Fight rules.
Wavy Crockett A real fight! Oh hell yeah!"Jubel" by Klingande begins to play throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match... Tyke Index!!!
Tyke Index and Snakebite both slowly come back to.
Ray Hudson Well, Tyke Index returns and has let out whatever frustration he had left. At least it seems that way.
Wavy Crockett I can't believe Rob still tried again after he said he was done.
Jen Vallejos Knowing Rob, he was just giving Tyke Index and the people what they wanted. That's the type of man he is.
Wavy Crockett Rob is cool and all, but if you think he just came here tonight to be a punching bag, you're trippin.
Jen Vallejos No. I'm sure he fought his hardest. But I don't believe he truly has a beef with Tyke. I'm sure he gave Tyke his best.
Ray Hudson If that's the case, and I believe Rob did give his best, then the better man is Tyke Index. And I don't think a single person is surprised about that.
Jen Vallejos Welcome back, Tyke.
Wavy Crockett We're just left with the question though; did Tyke Index actually defeat Snakebite, or did Snakebite lay down for Tyke?
Jen Vallejos Stop being petty, Wavy...
Both Snakebite and Tyke Index are pulling themselves up, fire in their eyes, and they are interrupted by Kamelot’s “Necropolis” playing over the speakers!!!
Ray Hudson Oh, come on! Really?!
Wavy Crockett I knew it! I knew Reaper wouldn’t leave his little buddy hanging! What a guy!
Jen Vallejos What a monster, you mean! What business does he even have here?! Tyke ditched him and AMV to go find his smile.
Noticeably absent from the proceedings is Aloysius Marcus Vance IV himself; Reaper marches down the ramp with his masked eyes on the ring. Tyke, now laughing to himself as he is draped over the ropes in the corner, taunts Snakebite while clapping and laughing at his opponent. Stepping over the ropes, Reaper moves to the center of the ring, between the two men, looking back and forth between Robert Mack’s alter ego and his former Summit partner… and the fans are on the edge of their seat!
Wavy Crockett Someone’s gonna get it! But who?!
Ray Hudson Kind of a stupid question, isn’t it? I mean, weren’t Tyke and Reaper partners?
Wavy Crockett Yeah, you’re right. Just… after hearing what AMV was talkin’ earlier this week and not seeing him out here…
Reaper immediately turns and moves toward Snakebite, but the smaller man quickly throws a dropkick to the knee of the monster!
Jen Vallejos Okay now, Rob....
Within seconds, Snakebite leaps on Reaper’s back before the big man recovers, wrapping a thick arm around his neck and throwing clubbing shots at Reaper’s masked and hooded head! Despite the grueling match, Snakebite is taking no chances that he’s next on the list and is assaulting the New Nightmare. Tyke, taken aback by this, quickly leaves the ring as Reaper reaches back and grabs Snakebite by the head, flipping the man over his head and down to the mat with authority!
Wavy Crockett Rob should've ran when he had the chance.
The crowd reacts powerfully as Reaper spreads his arms wide and roars behind that mask, reaching down to pick Snakebite up by the throat and bodily lift him into the air with one hand! Like Rugal disposing of a beaten Akuma, Reaper throws him to the canvas with a mighty chokeslam and sheds his leather jacket, throwing it aside! Picking him up again by the throat, Reaper stands Snakebite up mid-ring and delivers a masked headbutt to Snakebite… then stands him up a second time! This time, however, Reaper backs off a few steps and delivers The Scythe to Snakebite, putting him down harder than the chokeslam ever did! Outside the ring, Tyke is practically dancing a jig in glee, rolling back into the ring in short order to taunt Snakebite!
Wavy Crockett Destruction, baby! No one is safe! Not even the man signing the checks!
Jen Vallejos Disgusting! And look at Tyke! You’d swear he won the Super Bowl or something!
Tyke raises Reaper’s arm as the masked man stands over Snakebite… but Reaper slowly turns toward his former Summit partner and looks far from pleased!
Wavy Crockett Hold the phone...
Yanking Index in close, Reaper grabs him by the head with both hands, locking in the 1,000 Screams! Tyke, wide-eyed, tugs and yanks at the arms and fingers of Reaper, but the masked man only squeezes harder, the face of the leader of Coke Mountain turning a deep shade of red in short order!
Jen Vallejos Hey, whoa! That’s your partner, Reaper! What the hell?!
Ray Hudson The New Nightmare is on a rampage here! No wonder AMV isn’t with him: the monster is going into business for himself! But what’s the meaning of this?! They said it was time to move up the timetable, but… for what?!
Wavy Crockett I’m not sure we wanna know! Reaper unchecked… can MHW even survive something like that?!
Tyke soon falls unconscious and Reaper shoves him to the mat, both him and Snakebite laid out as Kamelot starts to play and Reaper, snarling, grabs his coat and leaves the ring, heading up the ramp!
Ray Hudson Look at the carnage...
AMV meets Reaper at the top, slowly applauding even as the New Nightmare walks past him. Vance soon follows his charge through the curtain.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:48:23 GMT -6
As "Kings and Queens" by 30 Seconds To Mars blasts over the speakers, Agent Gostaple steps from behind the curtain first and points to the entrance way. As the chorus of the song hits, "Main Star" Ace Starr steps out with a huge smirk upon his face and poses making a star sign with his hands. Agent Gostaple then points the way to the ring flamboyantly as Ace swaggers his way down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 215 pounds..... from Los Angeles....... he is being accompanied to the ring by Agent Gostaple... "Main Star" Ace Starr!!!
Agent Gostaple enters the ring first and starts to clap for Ace as he rolls under the ring to huge jeers from the crowd. Ace jumps onto the middle rope as the arena lights swirl around him, meanwhile Gostaple takes a mic and stands centre ring.
Agent Gostaple There were no stars in this city...
Agent Gostaple then hands the microphone to Ace Starr who is still on the middle turnbuckle rope. Ace tilts his head up looking solemnly around the arena, who are now jeering profusely...
"Main Star" Ace Starr Until I arrived...
Ace drops the mic and stretches his arms out either side, which only winds the crowd up more as the music fades out.
Wavy Crockett These guys make me wanna hurl.
Ray Hudson Ace Starr officially had his debut match two weeks ago, quickly defeating Chris Mosh. But he was originally set to debut a month ago, but his match was stopped before it could even start, by his opponent tonight.
Whispers fill the arena before the guitar rifts of "Bodies" by Drowning Pool blasts through the arena. Alastair Frost comes out slowly and methodically as he puts on a pair of sunglassess. He snickers at the jeers that are given to him.
Meozha Zhanae And his opponent... weighing in at 195 pounds..... from Washington, D.C........ Alastair Frost!!!
Alastair slips under the bottom rope and remains in the middle of the ring while waiting for his opponent as he gives the fans booing the middle finger.
Jen Vallejos Alastair Frost looks hungry.
Wavy Crockett And it's lunch time.Jen Vallejos And that's all she wrote. No pun intended.
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match... Alastair Frost!!!
Alastair Frost celebrates in the ring.
Ray Hudson What a match! It only makes you wonder where these two superstars would be a few months from now, if MHW was still around then.
Wavy Crockett Hopefully Ace was in Heart Sweats, exclusively. Because I can't stand him around here.
Jen Vallejos Me neither.
Ray Hudson Well he put on a great showing tonight. You gotta respect that.
Wavy Crockett No we don't.
Ray Hudson Congratulations, Alastair Frost.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:49:06 GMT -6
The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. The lights then flash wildly like lightning. "Redneck Stomp" by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He stands at the top of the entrance way and looks around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is a Triple Threat Match for one fall, and is for the MHW AMMO Television Championship!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 240 pounds..... from Brooksville, Florida....... he is one of the challengers... Ripley!!!
Ripley then starts walking towards the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he looks at the fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.
Jen Vallejos Ripley wants his belt back.
Wavy Crockett It's not his belt anymore, Jen.
Jen Vallejos That's not how he feels.
In the ring Ripley paces around, then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans. He points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down unzipping his hoodie and tosses it to ringside, walking to the center of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.
Ray Hudson This very well may be Ripley's last shot. With Episode 30 being the final show, if Ripley doesn't win the belt tonight, it's highly doubtful he's going to get another chance.
"Crown" by Kelly Rowland gears up and Teresa Duke emerges from behind the curtain and she poses in the entranceway. She makes her way down the ramp fluffing her big curly hair.
Meozha Zhanae And one of his opponents... weighing in at 165 pounds..... from Atlanta, Georgia....... she is the other challenger... Teresa Duke!!!
Teresa slaps hands with the fans before she finally gets inside the ring. Making her way to the closest corner and standing on top, pointing to the fans with a big smile on her face. She gets down and goes to the middle of the ring fluffing her hair.
Jen Vallejos I really like Teresa Duke. I can only imagine how far she would've went if MHW wasn't closing it's doors.
Wavy Crockett She probably would have ended up my wife.
Ray Hudson That's doubtful.
The lights dim as the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system. A thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on Becca "Bruiser" Maguire, who is kneeling down and looking to the floor. As the song kicks into full swing, Bruiser slowly rises to her feet making her AMMO Television Championship around her waist visible and then she makes an “M” shape with her hands to signify the Shieldmaidens.
Meozha Zhanae And their opponent... weighing in at 150 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... she is the MHW AMMO Television Champion... Becca "Bruiser" Maguire!!!
Bruiser begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her.
Jen Vallejos Bruiser has become a very proud champion. But the odds are not in her favor in this match.
Ray Hudson True champions rise and overcome.
Once Bruiser reaches the bottom of the ramp, she slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before making the “M” shape with her hands again and then slowly stands to her feet while pulling back her hood and removing the face mask. She then unfastens her championship from around her waist and repeatedly slaps it before she places it over her shoulder as “Indestructible” fades out.Bruiser came flying onto Teresa right after the three count! She was too late...
Jen Vallejos No! Bruiser was so close!
"Crown" by Kelly Rowland begins playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match, and NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW MHW AMMO Television Champion... Teresa Duke!!!
Teresa Duke celebrates with her new Championship, while Bruiser sits in the ring with her head down, frustrated.
Ray Hudson Just a rookie in this business! Only her third match here in MHW. This is epic!!
Wavy Crockett The most beautiful AMMO Champion we've ever seen!
Jen Vallejos Hey! Bruiser is beautiful!
Ray Hudson Ripley is not too bad himself...
Jen Vallejos Truth!
Wavy Crockett They can be that. But Teresa Duke is the one!
Ray Hudson Very impressive win for her tonight.
Jen Vallejos Right place, right time. She wouldn't even have had this opportunity this early if it wasn't for MHW closing down in two weeks. So this is awesome.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:49:56 GMT -6
"Bloody Nose" by Hollywood Undead hits and Chris Mosh stands with his back towards the ring, in a black hoody with the hood on. Chris turns his head towards the ring as he smirks, then turns around.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 210 pounds..... residing in Las Vegas, Nevada....... "Mr. MHW" Chris Mosh!!!
Mosh walks towards the ring as he just ignores the crowd. He walks up the stairs and jumps over the top rope before turning in the middle of the ring. He stands with his back to the hard cam as he turns his head and smirks.
Ray Hudson Can Chris Mosh and Emily Falls get along here?
Jen Vallejos Hopefully so. This is already a tough match for them anyways. The last thing they need to do is butt heads. They're going to have to come together to have any chance of winning this match.
Wavy Crockett Wrong. They have absolutely no chance of winning this match. No matter what.
”Evil” by Dove Cameron behins to play throughout the arena. "Evil" Emily Falls walks down the ramp, looking around at the crowd.
Meozha Zhanae And his tag team partner... weighing in at 120 pounds..... from Denver, Colorado....... "Evil" Emily Falls!!!
Emily steps into the ring and frowns at the crowd. She walks around the ring for a little bit, waiting for her opponents.
Ray Hudson This is the second to last show. Maybe Mosh and Emily will show us a side of them we have never seen...
The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.
“If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry So ripped off, so stepped on You're not the only one Refusing to back down You're not the only one So get up”
Wendy "Zombie" Stevens, steps out first, to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, with Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton standing behind and towering over the others. Stepping out next is Aoife "Banshee" Maguire on the far left. Slipping in to the left is another tattooed woman, Katrina “Hairicin” Knox. With all five in place, Bandit nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.
“Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot”
As the chorus rages over the speakers, Zombie and Bandit lead the group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit going around the right while Hairicin and Banshee go to the left. Titaness and Zombie follow Bandit and then keep going so as to give the ring at least one ‘Maiden on all four sides.
Meozha Zhanae And their opponents... weighing in at a combined weight of 277 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... Wendy "Zombie" Stevens and one half of the MHW Tag Team Champions Jackie "Bandit" Layton... they are the Shieldmaidens!!!
“If you feel so filthy So dirty, so fucked up If you feel so walked on So painful, so pissed off You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up”
They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.
“Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot”
As soon as it starts, the five women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and Zombie raises her fist, the other four doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.
Jen Vallejos What a dick Mosh is...
Three Days Grace’s “Riot” begins playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winners of this match... The Shieldmaidens!!!
Zombie and Bandit celebrate in the ring with their Shieldmaiden sisters.
Ray Hudson To be fair, he did what he said he was going to do.
Wavy Crockett Speaking of what he said, he said he wants to fight me again. Well, Rob doesn't need to make a match. That clown can run up on me whenever he wants. No ref needed. I'll slap the smirk off his face. Ugly ass boy.
Jen Vallejos No surprise the Shieldmaidens have won. They are a unit that no one can touch.
Ray Hudson That's for sure.
Wavy Crockett Chris, if you wanna fight, come see me. Its whatever!
Jen Vallejos Leave it alone, Wavy.
Ray Hudson Congrats to the Shieldmaidens. And this sets the tone for the other Shieldmaidens later tonight. All of them have something to walk away with for the remainder of the night.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:50:40 GMT -6
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is a Hardcore Rules Two Out Of Three Falls Match for the MHW Hardcore Championship!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 105 pounds..... from Asheville, North Carolina....... she is the challenger... "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire!!!
Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Jen Vallejos Well, Psycho was the very first Hardcore Champion, and she's looking to regain that strap.
Ray Hudson To end MHW as the Hardcore Champion has to be the goal here.
"Green Light Go" by Becky G fires over the PA System as "The War Queen" Leah makes her way out through the entrance, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship. Stoically standing at the top of the stage, Leah raises her War Queen W high in the air drawing in more heat.
Meozha Zhanae And her opponent... weighing in at 132 pounds..... from Chicago, Illinois....... she is the MHW Hardcore Champion... "The War Queen" Leah!!!
Leah slowly walks down the aisle as fans let her know how disappointed they are in her. Without acknowledging the crowd, Leah rolls in under the bottom rope and walks over to her corner. Leah props herself up the turnbuckles, sitting down on the top. The War Queen lets the War Queen W fly once more as the music cuts out.
Jen Vallejos It's going to be a warzone.
Ray Hudson That's without a doubt.Ray Hudson What a fucking match!!!
"Green Light Go" by Becky G begins playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Hardcore Champion... "The War Queen" Leah!!!
The ref hands the belt to Leah.
Jen Vallejos These two women have all my respect. Such bad ass warriors.
Wavy Crockett I can't even make a corny joke to follow that, guys. You both are absolutely right. They beat the fuck out of each other just to be the one to leave with that belt.
Ray Hudson Absolutely amazing...
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:51:23 GMT -6
"Problem" by Postmodern Jukebox begins to play throughout the arena. "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron. Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 115 pounds..... residing in Malibu, California....... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron and climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes.
Wavy Crockett Ray had a love/hate relationship with Azurine in 2019. Were you hearing that shit, Jen?
Jen Vallejos Azzy has come a long way. The thing about her is that she says whatever is on her mind. Doesn't matter if it's the right time or even just simply the right thing to say. She's going to just say it, and that's her style. And I can see where it can sometimes rile people up.
Ray Hudson Well I've left all that in the past. The fact that Azurine Vebbins is about to step in the ring with this creepy woman is a testament to her bravery.
“A Conversation With Death” by Khemmis begins to play through the PA system as the lights in the arena dim into a blood red colour. After a few moments, Dolores slowly makes her way out onto the stage carrying Dolores the Doll in her right hand. As she makes her way down the ramp, she turns her head to the left to look out at the fans and so does the doll before the action is repeated to the right.
Meozha Zhanae And her opponent... weighing in at 118 pounds..... from The Deepest Fears Of Your Mind....... Dolores!!!
Once they reach the bottom of the ramp, Dolores sets the doll in the corner of the ring before she slithers up onto the apron and slowly climbs through the ropes. Picking the doll back up, she sits in the corner and converses with the doll as the lights go back to normal and “A Conversation With Death” fades out.
Jen Vallejos This lady is creepy...
Wavy Crockett I ain't gon lie.... I'd hit it.Wavy Crockett Oh snap! Azzy did it!
Jen Vallejos How the hell?!
"Problem" by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Azurine Vebbins is laid out, as Dolores looks at her with an evil stare.
Ray Hudson Azurine Vebbins pulled that rabbit out of the hat. Damn!
Jen Vallejos Dolores does not look happy.
Wavy Crockett Of coarse she doesn't. She was giving Azurine Vebbins the beating of her life.
All of a sudden, the lights go out and we hear an evil laugh followed by the scariest scream you've ever heard.
Ray Hudson What in the hell?!
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:52:14 GMT -6
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron. Guitar stabs ring out as Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest and four women in matching kuttes, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, Wendy "Zombie" Stevens, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife "Banshee" Maguire, walk out seemingly leading the way for their fifth sister. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is for one fall, and is for the number one contendership to the MHW Ultimate Championship!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 135 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.
Ray Hudson This match is very important. The winner of this will recieve the final MHW Ultimate Championship title shot. This is the last chance for Bullet, and the only chance for Reaper.
The foreboding guitars and drums of Kamelot's "Necropolis" starts up as the arena goes dark. A spotlight shines down upon and follows the motion of the masked Reaper as he seemingly 'appears' within the fog billowing out of the stage. Following closely behind him is his lawyer and manager, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, boosting the big man as they approach the ring.
Meozha Zhanae And her opponent... weighing in at 272 pounds..... from Hell....... he is being accompanied to the ring by Aloysius Marcus Vance IV... he is the Reaper!!!
There's little pomp and circumstance where Reaper is concerned; he ignores the fans and their reactions, pays no attention to anyone else in the ring... he doesn't even look around.
Wavy Crockett Reaper is the one that will be able to dethrone Skrabz. And even though I got love for Jansen Myrrh, I believe Reaper will be able to take the strap away from her.
Jen Vallejos In other words, you believe Reaper will end MHW as THE Champion.
Wavy Crockett Without a doubt.
Ray Hudson Bullet has beat Skrabz before.
Wavy Crockett But she's never defeated Jansen Myrrh.
Reaper pulls himself to the apron, steps over the ropes and goes to face the camera, glowering behind his imposing metal mask. After a few moments, he moves into one of the neutral corners of the ring, doffing his long jacket and standing with his hands upon the ropes, head lowered, waiting for the battle to commence as Aloysius moves to the outside, continuing to talk him up.Kamelot's "Necropolis" begins playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match, and will be fighting for the MHW Ultimate Championship in two weeks at Episode Thirty... Reaper!!!
Reaper celebrates in the ring.
Ray Hudson What a match! Whoever walks out with the gold later tonight better hold on to it tight. Reaper is coming!
Wavy Crockett Reaper is going to end MHW as the Ultimate Champion! I just know it!
Reaper reaches down and helps Bullet to her feet. She stumbles backwards into a corner.
Jen Vallejos What is this...?
Wavy Crockett My boy got a crush on Bullet?
Ray Hudson I don't know what the hell is going on.
Both superstars nod at one another and Reaper exits the ring and leaves with AMV, as Bullet stays in the ring.
Wavy Crockett He got a crush on Bullet.
Ray Hudson Definately a show of respect. I wonder what's up with this...
Jen Vallejos She just gave Reaper a tough match. What's not to respect? Reaper had to earn that victory.
Wavy Crockett And he did!
The music fades away and Bullet stumbles to the middle of the ring as the fans chant "Bullet!" over and over.
Jen Vallejos The fans showing their respect to Bullet too. She lost the match, but she fought like a true champion.
Wavy Crockett Tyke Index can takes some notes.
Bullet nods to the fans, and then exits the ring too.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:53:11 GMT -6
As the actual lyrics of "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies begins playing, Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton saunters down the ramp wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship. Walking beside her is her husband, Joseph "Orion" Hunter.
Ray Hudson The world is curious on how this match will play out. What is a Purgatorium Match?
Wavy Crockett It's from the mind of Gabriel Ohio. You know it's going to be crazy.
A sense of determination and resolve can always be found in her eyes. Despite wearing a more stern and serious expression, she's not one to ignore any fans or supporters. Every now and again, she'll give a wave or slight smirk. More often than not, however, the Titaness sticks to her more serious and stoic look.
Meozha Zhanae The following contest is the Purgatorium Match for the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship!!! The rules are as followed; you can only win by pin fall or submission, escaping the cage is not an option. There are no disqualifications and the referee can only count the three or confirm the submission. This match will not be stopped unless there is a winner. Introducing the challenger... weighing in at 145 pounds..... from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida....... she is being accompanied to the ring by Joseph Hunter... Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton!!!
When she finally gets in front of the ropes, the Titaness opts to simply step over the top rope.
Jen Vallejos Hamilton looks focused and ready to do this. It's almost as if she literally doesn't fear this match at all. How could you not fear the unknown?
Ray Hudson That's what defines Samantha Hamilton. She is absolutely truly fearless.
Jen Vallejos Lets not forget the ring is currently covered in shards of broken glass, The Titaness is pacing in the ring, the glass crunching under her feet. The ropes are barbed wire, she has had a good look at them.
"Pieces of Eden" by Satan's Arrival plays and the lights slowly start to flicker. The tron lights up with a dark figure walking up some stairs. It opens a door and the tron blacks out and the music stops. A voice is heard.
"I am free again!!"
A slowed down, more hard rock version of the theme tune plays. The top of the ramp is filled with smoke and a red spotlight appears shortly after. A bandaged face is a familiar sight, cocked to the side. The light goes out, few seconds later it appears again a bit down the ramp. The face of Trauma stares, but he doesn't move. The light goes out. Shortly after the light comes back on and the face of Trauma is pressed against the camera lens. He laughs a maniacal laugh before progressing into the ring at a slow manic pace.
Meozha Zhanae And the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion... weighing in at 280 pounds..... from Parts Unknown....... "Trauma" Gabriel Ohio!!!
Ohio stands centre of the ring as it starts to rain blood on the ramp way and stage.
Wavy Crockett This guy needs his own horror movie franchise.
Ray Hudson Now or never! No turning back now.
Suddenly the cage slams down from high above, trapping both Sam and Ohio. Sam ducks her head slightly, more than likely expecting the cage to descend slowly.
Jen Vallejos Whoa!!! What in the hell?!!
The cage is intimidating, the crowd have an audible “OOOH” as they admire the structure. Bars of barbed wire, the weapons above both sick and twisted versions of bats, chairs and more.
Ray Hudson Notice the referee has protective gloves and knee pads as he does not want to count by slamming his hand onto broken glass. And the referee has called for the bell and this match is under way!!Ray Hudson I have never in my life seen anything like that...
"Pieces of Eden" by Satan's Arrival plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner if this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Television Champion... "Trauma" Gabriel Ohio!!!
Ohio's music continues playing and then the lights go out.
Jen Vallejos Oh fuck no! Cut those lights back on! Wavy, hold me!!!
Wavy Crockett I got you, baby.
Jen Vallejos Get your fucking hand out my pants and hold me for real! I am motherfucking scared right now!!
Ray Hudson Gabriel Ohio is the true definition of a monster...
A few seconds later the lights return and the cage has lifted into the rafters, Samantha’s husband enters the ring, clearing glass and grabs his wife. The crowd is shocked and dismayed.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2020 23:54:06 GMT -6
The lights go down as the tron lights up with the Coven logo and the beginning of “American Witch” by Rob Zombie as the narrator repeats the phrase “This is a journey backed with fear, guilt and anxiety.” four times before Jansen’s name appears on the screen as the hard rock portion of the song begins. Smoke billows out on the stage as from under the floor, “Ms. Myrrhder” Jansen Myrrh rises from underneath along with Rob Zombie who begins to sing as the stage lights up and the rest of the band continues to play.
Jen Vallejos Fuck yeah! This is awesome!
Wavy Crockett Now I know why they use to call our boss Rob Zombie in middle school. I always wondered.
Jen Vallejos You didn't know who Rob Zombie was.
Wavy Crockett No.
The smoke begins to clear as Jansen steps forward on the stage and raises her arms high in the air as the fans boo the challenger to their hometown hero's gold. She begins to make her way down the ramp, moving from one side to the other as she gives high fives to some of the audience members closest to her, but most don't even put their hands out.
Meozha Zhanae The following match is the main event of the night, is for one fall, and is for the MHW Ultimate Championship!!! Introducing the challenger... residing in Augusta, Georgia..... representing “Coven”, this is “Ms. Myrrhder”....... Jansen Myrrh!
Jansen works her way around ringside as well until she gets to the announce position where she starts kicking stuff off of it and climbs to the top as she raises a fan’s sign high in the air that reads “Fuck that guy!” and she shows it from side to side as the music continues to play.
Ray Hudson Well there's one supporter for sure. Obviously the atmosphere is not what Jansen Myrrh has been used to. But we ARE in Skrabz' home land.
Jen Vallejos Definately mostly boos in the arena tonight. So I can see where Jansen is happy to see that one sign.
Wavy Crockett Fuck that guy, and fuck these people.
Jansen hands the sign back to it's owner and leaps down from the commentary table before rolling into the ring. She gets to her feet and hits each corner of the ring before finally the band hits the final chord of the song, ending the performance. A "Skrabz!" chant breaks out.
Ray Hudson London is ready for Skrabz. It's obvious Jansen didn't expect this. Do you think that will shake her? She's come into this match very confident. But this was not expected.
Jen Vallejos This could actually play a factor in this match. You can definately see it in Jansen's eyes that she was not prepared for this.
Tempa T's "Next Hype" starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying "Are you dizzy blud?". The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.
"What kind of things that you have When I find out don't expect me to stop I'll come for the P's that you stack And come for all the food that you plot Better hand over the bag Your boys don't wanna see you shot If I kick down the door to your flat Dun Know I'll clear out your house on the spot"
Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding his MHW Ultimate Championship in one hand, and his MHW Phoenix Championship in the other.
"CLEAR! All the things in your house CLEAR! All the things in your fridge SMASH! All your plates from your rack CLEAR! All of your kids' toys CLEAR! All of your CD rack Won't get none of your CD's back"
Meozha Zhanae And the MHW Ultimate Champion... weighing in at 235 pounds..... from right here in London, England....... Skrabal Stanzas!!!
Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.
"I have to punch up guys Guys try it with me, I don't know why Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes They floored me, I was looking at the sky Par! Now I have to go blind That boy there I swear he gonna die You're not bad you're a mug don't think you're a guy When I slap man you won't be alright"
Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.
Jen Vallejos There hasn’t been this much buzz for a main event in MHW history.
Wavy Crockett My girl Jansen Myrrh has been spinning this web for months and it’s all come to this very moment.
Ray Hudson She claims there’s destiny to be made here but can she do what no other MHW superstar has done?
Wavy Crockett Not gon lie, Ray. A couple months ago and I would have told you that you’re full of shit, but I’m a believer, man. I believe in Jansen Myrrh.
In the ring, the referee shows the MHW Ultimate Championship to Jansen who starts to place her hand on it, but slowly pulls back instead and nods to the referee who walks to the center of the ring and holds it high in the air as the fans start to cheer in anticipation.
Ray Hudson London is fully behind Skrabz here.
The referee hands the title off to ringside and asks each competitor if they’re ready and they both nod so he calls for the bell.Ray Hudson And Skrabz is still champion...
Wavy Crockett Ricky Stanton is going to be so mad when he finally watches this!
"Next Hype" by Tempa T starts playing throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Ultimate Champion... Skrabal Stanzas!!!
Skrabz celebrates in the ring with both of his belts.
Jen Vallejos Up until tonight, in my opinion, Bullet gave Skrabz the biggest challenge. Tonight, Jansen Myrrh has earned my respect.
Ray Hudson She didn't walk out with the gold, but yes indeed..... she proved she was worthy.
Jen Vallejos I almost wanted to see her win this match, for her uncle.
Ray Hudson I can say with the upmost confidence, even though she did not win, he is looking down on her a proud proud man.
Fireworks and confetti go off as we end this exciting event.
Wavy Crockett Tyke Index is probably mad too.
Jen Vallejos You're such a dick, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett You prolly want my...
Ray Hudson Goodnight, Mile High Club!!! We will see you in two weeks for our final show...Mile High Wrestling, Inc. Copyright © 2020
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