Post by Admin on May 16, 2021 18:01:54 GMT -6
EPISODE THIRTY-ONE
Sunday, May 16, 2021
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE only on Splat!
MHW ThrowDown begins backstage in Robert Mack's office, showing Robert Mack jogging on a treadmill, with a big 1990's pair of headphones on, wearing a Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton muscle shirt.
Ray Hudson: Hey boss, it's time!
Ray Hudson peeks into Robert's office. Robert nods and gets off the treadmill, heading towards the door, as we fade into the official opening video of MHW ThrowDown. "Colorado" by Tech N9ne starts playing for the first 14 seconds of the track, while showing clips of downtown Denver in a light blue hue.
Do (Do) do (Do) do (Do) do (Do)
Clips of the Azurine Vebbins are shown.
You know it's that fire, I can't get no higher
Clips of the the Shieldmaidens with fire effects are shown, followed by clips of El Diablo Blanco and Talia Areano flying from the top rope.
Do (Do) do (Do) do (Do) do (Do)
Clips of the Chris Mosh in action are shown.
I came to turn the night up, now watch me as I light up
Clips of "War Queen" Leah Aguero are shown, ending with a clip of Tyke Index with lightning effects shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are inside the Magness Arena where fireworks are exploding. "Colorado" by Tech N9ne keeps playing through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Dillon Daniels: Welcome everyone to MHW ThrowDown!!! We are back, and ready to kick some ass!!
Wavy Crockett: And no one knows who the hell you are. But I know they remember me. It's your boy Wavy Crockett in the muthafucking building.
Dillon Daniels: I know you guys remember me. I'm Dillon Daniels, the man who main evented the very first MHW event on The SE Network. I'll now be sitting behind this desk every two weeks here on Splat!
Wavy Crockett: I can't believe they replaced Ray with you. I also didn't know anyone could be worst than Ray. But you.... you are dumb as hell.
Different signs in the crowd are shown like; "Diablo Nation", "Shieldmaiden Takeover", "War Queen", and "Damn, Who's That New Chick?".
Dillon Daniels: I will not let Wavy bring my energy down. I am pumped for an awesome night. We are back!!!
Wavy Crockett: Well I hope you got a Monster, cause everyone knows you gon have to have extra energy dealing with me, lil homie.
Dillon Daniels: I'm glad you know you're a draining person. Anyways, we got an amazing night for you tonight, folks. A huge Fatal Four Way Elimination Match will be our main event tonight.
Wavy Crockett: Four hot ass women fighting in tight spandex. It's all a man could ask for.
Dillon Daniels: But more importantly, it's a chance for these ladies to showcase their in-ring skills, and be considered for the title matches we will see in two weeks at MHW ThrowDown: Rise! Plus, the winner will fight for the MHW Ultimate Championship in two weeks!
Wavy Crockett: More importantly?
Dillon Daniels: Yes. More importantly, Wavy. It's going to be Azurine Vebbins versus Eavan Maloney versus the War Queen versus Stephanie Sullivan. And it should be a slobber knocker.
Wavy Crockett: Bruh don't even try to rip off Jim Ross. Stay in your lane, lil homie.
Dillon Daniels: We will also see the returns of Tyke Index and Alex Carbajal, as they face off in a huge match-up tonight.
Wavy Crockett: That crazy ass Tyke Index.
Dillon Daniels: One of the greatest to lace up a pair of boots. Both of them. It's going to be epic.
Wavy Crockett: Tell em about who Bruiser gon beat up tonight, D.
"Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison hits the arena speakers. The fans start cheering, as Robert Mack walks out with a smile on his face.
Dillon Daniels: Looks like we are getting things under way.
Wavy Crockett: And of coarse we starting this night off with Daddy Mack himself. Hopefully he gives me a match with Chris Mosh soon, cause I heard that lil bitch was tweeting on Twitter bout me. First of all, he's lame as hell for still using Twitter. Better get you an Efedder Mrs. V.I.P.
Robert walks down the ramp, towards the ring, soaking in the sound of that familiar Denver crowd.
Dillon Daniels: Well, I hope no one from the roster challenges me to a match, because I am happily retired from in-ring action.
Wavy Crockett: You sucked anyways.
Dillon Daniels: I actually won matches, kid. You got your ass beat by Chris Mosh.
Robert climbs into the ring and stands in the middle, closing his eyes, really soaking it all in.
Wavy Crockett: You gon keep talking shit and get your lip bussed.
Dillon Daniels: I'm shaking in my boots.
The music fades, and the crowd chants "M-H-W!!!" repeatedly. Robert opens his eyes and looks around the Magness Arena, with his familiar smirk on his face.
Wavy Crockett: You can act like you ain't scared, but I know wassup.
Robert Mack walks to the corner of the ring signaling for a mic, and is handed one.
Dillon Daniels: What does Robert have to say?
Robert stands back in the middle of the ring holding the mic, as the fans keep cheering in excitement for the return of MHW.
Wavy Crockett: I hope he bout to announce that Candi Bratton fittin to come back.
Dillon Daniels: Is she still alive?
Wavy Crockett: Bruh...
Robert puts the mic to his mouth as the fans start to quiet down to hear what the MHW Owner has to say.
Robert Mack: I'm going to keep this as short as possible, because there's a group of athletes back there that are ready to whoop some ass.
The fans cheer, excited to see some familiar faces, and some of these new faces.
Robert Mack: Thank you. Thank you for still wanting more MHW. Thank you for staying so loyal. Thank you for believing in my creation. Thank you for believing in the superstars who helped me create this, will continue to help me create this, and the new ones who will help create this. Because THIS is MHW. And no one can fuck with that!
The fans cheer and start up another "M-H-W!" chant.
Robert Mack: We got a cool card for y'all tonight. And as you've heard, all the titles have been vacated. We will have new champions very very soon. I'm sure you've also noticed that some of the former champions aren't even back...
Robert looks around with a smirk.
Robert Mack: Azurine Vebbins is back. The War Queen is back. Bandit is back. But not the Titaness! And that's alright. Because Sammie baby is kicking ass in EWC. She is still doing what she loves, and I am very proud of her and all she is out there accomplishing.
The fans clap for that respect.
Robert Mack: Gabriel Ohio is not back. But I'm not going to say he won't be...
Robert runs his chin, as if he knows something we don't know.
Robert Mack: And then there's Skrabz...
Mixed reactions from the crowd, but definitely the most noise so far.
Robert Mack: He will NOT be re-signing with MHW. And that's also okay. Because he's done enough for us.
Louder mixed reactions come from the Denver crowd.
Robert Mack: He held those belts for a long enough time. It's time to move forward. I hereby guarantee we will all finally see a NEEEEWWWW MHW Ultimate Champion!!!
It seems like some cheers are overpowering the boos.
Robert Mack: So let's see what Season Three will bring. I know it will be even more exciting, even more shocking, and even more hardcore! Let's get this party started!!
Robert tosses the mic out of the ring and rolls out, heading up the ramp, as “The Fox (What Did the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays over the PA System.
Dillon Daniels: What is this?
Wavy Crockett: It ain't Robert Mack's theme song.
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?"
Just then El Diablo Blanco makes his way out onto the stage with a smile plastered across his face. El Diablo Blanco, clad in his Zubaz pants and black sleeveless compression shirt just puts his hands on his waist and just takes in the sight of the Magness Arena with adoration.
Dillon Daniels: It's one of our new superstars here; El Diablo Blanco.
Wavy Crockett: He really is a white devil, coming out to this music...
As he makes his way towards the ring, El D meets Robert Mack halfway down the ramp and enthusiastically shakes his hand. Although we cannot hear the words said, we can see El D’s mouth saying "thank you" over and over again. Robert Mack gives El Diablo Blanco a pat on the back and continues his way up the ramp.
Dillon Daniels: He seems very thankful to be a part of MHW.
Wavy Crockett: Seems like a brown noser to me...
El D continues down the ramp and into the ring where he is handed a microphone. He stands there in the center of the ring looking around and then begins to bow to each and every concourse of the building.
El Diablo Blanco: Let me tell you something, Brother.
The audience goes bananas for his opening statement. El Diablo Blanco is just floored by the response.
El Diablo Blanco: Let me tell you something, Brother. I’ve been watching Mile High Wrestling back when it was on the SE Network and I can’t begin to express how amazing it is to be right here in the Magness Arena. Do you guys remember that Hangman’s Match between Solomon Cain and Tyke Index? That was here in this arena. Do you guys remember Emily Falls puking all over the place? That was here. Do you guys remember Azurine Vebbins beating Skrabz? My mind was blown. I lept off my sofa watching it at home in Chicago. Do you all remember the war between the Shieldmaidens and Coven? Wow!
El Diablo Blanco paces back and forth.
El Diablo Blanco: The fact that I am standing here in the center of the ring at Magness Arena for Mile High Wrestling, the same place all those events took place, absolutely makes my knees weak and takes my breath away. I am a true blue fan of Mile High Wrestling, Brother. I just… I can’t even… am I dreaming?
El D makes a gesture as if his mind is exploding that he’s even standing there right now.
El Diablo Blanco: Seriously, though. I am ecstatic to say that I am now signed to the Mile High Wrestling roster and I would just like to thank Robert Mack for giving me the opportunity to come out here tonight and every two weeks to entertain all of you. It really means the world to me. The guy is probably already sick of me. I bugged him incessantly to pitch the idea of me coming out here and welcoming you all to Season Three of MHW. He told me it’s his show. He’s going to be the one to open the show. So I bugged him some more and he finally caved and said, “okay, you can go on second.” To be real, we’re going to have a great show tonight. I look around at this roster MHW has amassed and my jaw has literally dropped an insurmountable amount of times. I might be wrestling tonight but I want to be sitting out there with all of you watching the show.
Dillon Daniels: I like this guy.
El Diablo Blanco: I would like to thank all you Diablo Nation members that have come out here tonight and to those of you who haven’t quite gotten on the bandwagon just yet… I’ll see you soon.
El Diablo Blanco chuckles to himself.
El Diablo Blanco: In just a moment, good ol El D is going toe to toe with a member of the Shieldmaidens in Killer Carter. Defeating Miss Carter will be no easy task but I know with the support of the Diablo Nation I can overcome the odds. You too can overcome the odds of your every day turmoil. All you have to do is believe in yourselves and get out of there and do it. I believe in you and I thank you for believing in me. Now, I don’t want to take up too much of the show so I’m going to cut this short. Thank you. I love you. And Wifey. I know you’re watching at home on Splat TV with the Little Diablitos. I love you all. Thank you for allowing me to live my dream here tonight.
“The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?)” by Ylvis hits once again as we fade to commercial break.
Wavy Crockett: I hope Killer Carter kills him.
Dillon Daniels: We'll be right back, with our first match of the night....
We find Killer Carter finishing off getting ready for her match. As she finishes taping up her wrists, she looks up at the camera.
Killer Carter: Tonight’s the night! The return of Mile High Wrestling! And the debut of Killer Carter!
Killer slowly cracks her neck from left to right.
Killer Carter: And tonight the Mile High fans are gonna see exactly what I am capable of! Because no matter who I’m going up against, I make sure that they’ve been in a fight! And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let anyone else in this company… even my own Shieldmaiden sisters… get in the way of what I want to accomplish! And that also includes you, El Diablo!
Killer then cracks her knuckles.
Killer Carter: Welcome to the Gun Show… bitches!
Killer then flexes her muscles before disappearing off camera.
Dillon Daniels: It's showtime!!
El Diablo Blanco is still in the ring. The opening to “The Gun Show” by In This Moment begins to play through the PA system and as soon as Maria Brink’s vocals kick in, Killer Carter storms out onto the stage with a snarl on her face and stops on stage before turning around to reveal ‘KC’ written in white on the back of her sleeveless leather jacket as she stretches out her arms displaying the devil's horns with her hands before she swiftly turns around and begins to storm down the ramp.
Kimberly Brooks: Ladies and gentlemen... the opening match for tonight is for one fall!!! In the ring already... from Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at 244 pounds..... El Diablo Blanco!!!
When Carter reaches the bottom of the ramp, she wastes little time in rolling under the bottom rope, marching to the middle of the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: And his opponent... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 160 pounds..... representing the Shieldmaidens... Killer Carter!!!
Killer Carter outstretches her arms again displaying the devil’s horns, still maintaining that vicious snarl as she begins mouthing off to anyone in ear shot as “The Gun Show” fades out.
Wavy Crockett: Man, Killer Carter fittin to kill this white devil, on God!
Dillon Daniels: She definitely looks like a beast. El D has his hands full, for sure.
Wavy Crockett: Hands full? She fittin to break his hands!
Dillon Daniels: Both of these superstars are new to the Mile High world, so it should be interesting to see how this match goes.
Match Official: Emily Falls
El Diablo Blanco
vs
Killer Carter
El Diablo begins hyping up, adrenaline flowing through his veins as the fans chant "Di-a-blo!" over and over. Killer Carter looks around the Magness Arena, and then starts yelling for El D to bring it.
El D is ready to bring it and locks up with Killer. He quickly goes for a body slam, but Killer holds her weight down and then gives El D a knee lift to the gut.
El D releases the lock up and Killer throws a mean forearm smash, knocking him backwards a little. El D shakes it off and goes at Killer, who drops him with a big boot. The fans start booing. Killer looks around, with her eyebrow raised and snarl on her face.
Killer starts stomping away on El D, as the boos grow louder. It seems like the Mile High Club has officially joined The Diablo Nation.
Killer ignores the negative reaction, climbing on top of El D, grabbing him by his mask and laying in vicious punch after vicious punch.
Killer gets up and walks around the ring as the fans start up a "Let's Go, El D!" chant. Killer shakes her head, unphased, and yells for El D to get up.
El D looks around while on the mat, hearing the chants. All of a sudden, his adrenaline starts kicking in again and he starts getting up, basically Hulking up.
Killer looks at him disgusted and throws a right, but El D blocks it and then quickly hits Killer with a spinebuster. The Magness Arena pops!
Killer gets to her feet and El D gives her a snap suplex. Killer quickly stumbles back to her feet and El D gives her a body slam that feels too much like WrestleMania III.
El D quickly climbs out of the ring onto the apron. Killer slowly gets to her feet and El D jumps up onto the top rope and hits a springboard DDT.
El D hooks the leg as the fans are going nuts, and count along.
One!
Two!
Kick out!
The fans boo, and El D looks shocked for a moment and then starts nodding his head, understanding what he's dealing with. He points at Killer, looking out at the crowd, letting them know she is the real deal.
Slowly Killer Carter gets full control of the match again, and the fans are just not happy with it. El D has done something right to get the Denver crowd behind him so strongly on his first night. But the boos still seem to motivate Killer anyways, and as the seconds go on, she just beats El D down more and more. She hits some very powerful moves on El D, and goes for a few pins, but El D keeps kicking out, giving the fans hope. Killer's arrogance grows though, with every move she puts El D back down with.
Killer goes for her signature Spear!! She then hooks the leg, confident in this being the ending.
One!
Two!
...
Kickout!!!
The commentators don't know how El D is still kicking out. Killer doesn't know. The fans even seem surprised, though happy. El D looks done for. Killer just shakes her head and goes to the corner of the ring, signaling for one more Spear. El D slowly gets to his feet, and Killer runs at him with her second Spear!!
But El D sticks his knee up and catches her in the top of the head. He stumbles backwards too, along with her the other way. He then steps back towards her and quickly gives her his Stump Piledriver!!
El D lays on the mat for a moment, too beat up from Killer's domination. He finally crawls to the corner of the ring, and slowly goes to the top rope, as the fans get excited thinking he's going for that move they've heard him talking about. But Killer is back to her feet too, holding her head. El D is on the top rope, and Killer grabs him by the neck.
El D starts kicking at Killer until she let's go of him and stumbles backwards. El D stands up on the top rope and jumps at Killer with a flying cross body.
But Killer catches El D. And then El D brings his leg up around Killer's head and pulls her down, rolling her up in a very tight small package.
One!
Two!
...
Three!
WINNER:
El Diablo Blanco
vs
Killer Carter
El Diablo begins hyping up, adrenaline flowing through his veins as the fans chant "Di-a-blo!" over and over. Killer Carter looks around the Magness Arena, and then starts yelling for El D to bring it.
El D is ready to bring it and locks up with Killer. He quickly goes for a body slam, but Killer holds her weight down and then gives El D a knee lift to the gut.
El D releases the lock up and Killer throws a mean forearm smash, knocking him backwards a little. El D shakes it off and goes at Killer, who drops him with a big boot. The fans start booing. Killer looks around, with her eyebrow raised and snarl on her face.
Killer starts stomping away on El D, as the boos grow louder. It seems like the Mile High Club has officially joined The Diablo Nation.
Killer ignores the negative reaction, climbing on top of El D, grabbing him by his mask and laying in vicious punch after vicious punch.
Killer gets up and walks around the ring as the fans start up a "Let's Go, El D!" chant. Killer shakes her head, unphased, and yells for El D to get up.
El D looks around while on the mat, hearing the chants. All of a sudden, his adrenaline starts kicking in again and he starts getting up, basically Hulking up.
Killer looks at him disgusted and throws a right, but El D blocks it and then quickly hits Killer with a spinebuster. The Magness Arena pops!
Killer gets to her feet and El D gives her a snap suplex. Killer quickly stumbles back to her feet and El D gives her a body slam that feels too much like WrestleMania III.
El D quickly climbs out of the ring onto the apron. Killer slowly gets to her feet and El D jumps up onto the top rope and hits a springboard DDT.
El D hooks the leg as the fans are going nuts, and count along.
One!
Two!
Kick out!
The fans boo, and El D looks shocked for a moment and then starts nodding his head, understanding what he's dealing with. He points at Killer, looking out at the crowd, letting them know she is the real deal.
Slowly Killer Carter gets full control of the match again, and the fans are just not happy with it. El D has done something right to get the Denver crowd behind him so strongly on his first night. But the boos still seem to motivate Killer anyways, and as the seconds go on, she just beats El D down more and more. She hits some very powerful moves on El D, and goes for a few pins, but El D keeps kicking out, giving the fans hope. Killer's arrogance grows though, with every move she puts El D back down with.
Killer goes for her signature Spear!! She then hooks the leg, confident in this being the ending.
One!
Two!
...
Kickout!!!
The commentators don't know how El D is still kicking out. Killer doesn't know. The fans even seem surprised, though happy. El D looks done for. Killer just shakes her head and goes to the corner of the ring, signaling for one more Spear. El D slowly gets to his feet, and Killer runs at him with her second Spear!!
But El D sticks his knee up and catches her in the top of the head. He stumbles backwards too, along with her the other way. He then steps back towards her and quickly gives her his Stump Piledriver!!
El D lays on the mat for a moment, too beat up from Killer's domination. He finally crawls to the corner of the ring, and slowly goes to the top rope, as the fans get excited thinking he's going for that move they've heard him talking about. But Killer is back to her feet too, holding her head. El D is on the top rope, and Killer grabs him by the neck.
El D starts kicking at Killer until she let's go of him and stumbles backwards. El D stands up on the top rope and jumps at Killer with a flying cross body.
But Killer catches El D. And then El D brings his leg up around Killer's head and pulls her down, rolling her up in a very tight small package.
One!
Two!
...
Three!
WINNER:
El Diablo Blanco
Match Length: 05:11
Dillon Daniels: Wait! What?!
Wavy Crockett: That dude just pinned Killer Carter!
“The Fox (What Did the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis begins playing throughout the arena, as El D has rolled out of the ring and is on one knee, breathing heavy.
Dillon Daniels: He really took an ass-whooping, but yes... he has defeated the Shieldmaiden!
Wavy Crockett: I can't believe it.
The fans are jumping out of their seats in excitement.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... El Diablo Blanco!!!
The ref is on the outside of the ring and holds El D's arm up, as El D gets to his feet.
Dillon Daniels: The Mile High Club is estatic over this victory.
Wavy Crockett: Killer Carter isn't.
The camera switches to Killer Carter standing in the corner of the ring, leaning against the ropes, thinking about everything, not happy.
Dillon Daniels: Well, rightfully so. This was her debut match in MHW as well. And then with the fact she dominated the match, she obviously expected the victory.
Wavy Crockett: I feel bad for Killer Carter's next opponent. She is not going to lose twice in a row. She's literally going to KILL her next opponent.
Dillon Daniels: I agree. But congratulations to El Diablo Blanco. He definately has a bright future here in MHW.
El Diablo Blanco walks around the ring and starts backing up the ramp, holding his arms up in victory.
Wavy Crockett: Is he crying...?
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The camera focuses on Jordan Hagan, as he looks into a camera holding a mic.
Jordan Hagan: Ladies and gentlemen.... "The V.I.P." Chris Mosh....
The camera moves back to bring Chris Mosh, holding his Uprising Silver State Championship belt over his shoulder, into the shot.
Jordan Hagan: Welcome back to Mile High Wrestling, Chris. We see you're going by The V.I.P. now. How did that come about?
Chris Mosh: Really Jordan, I was the Party Boy when I came here and if you know my history I'm a rich man, so I have always been a V.I.P. I mean I might not be the one hosting the parties but I'm always at them and I'm on the top of the list so I'm always cutting the line.
Jordan Hagan: That's true. How do you feel about one of your former enemies becoming a referee?
Chris Mosh: I mean I think it fits her a little better, I mean I respect her and if she wants to become a wrestler again I will welcome her back, but if she does screw me over at any point, I'm not afraid to kick her head off again.
Jordan Hagan: Have you and Robert Mack been getting along backstage tonight?
Chris Mosh: Actually I haven't seen Robby at all. I mean yes him and me have been at war and we'll see how things turn out this year.
Jordan Hagan: Well, later tonight you face off with Becca "Bruiser" Maguire, one on one. What do you think your chances are in that one?
Chris Mosh: I mean I respect her and the rest of the Maidens. I mean they never really liked me but I have never really stopped wrestling, I have been training and in and out of different promotions, so it will be a good match and it doesn't matter who really wins.
Jordan Hagan: So we see you won a championship else where, but do you think this is your year to become the MHW Ultimate Champion?
Chris Mosh: Of course this is my year. I mean I have been screwed out of championships here in the past, I mean I was going to be Phoenix Champion and then he decides to drop the title and then when he brings it back he doesn't put me in the title picture, I should of been Ammo Champion but he just kept me in a feud with Emily and I should of been the top star but Scrabz was scared to fight me, so just in case you forgot this is my year. If this belt over my shoulder doesn't tell you enough, than I don't know what else to tell you.
Jordan Hagan: Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Mosh. And best of luck in your....
All of a sudden the high definition tv displaying the MHW ThrowDown logo behind them, starts flickering and sparking. Mosh and Hagan quickly step away, and the tv just falls down and breaks on the concrete floor.
Dillon Daniels: What the hell was that?
Wavy Crockett: I don't know, but why does MHW keep bringing that clown back?
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. "Pledge Your Allegiance" by Suicidal Tendacies hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire, along with Jackie "Bandit" Layton, comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at a combined weight of 225 pounds..... the team of Bandit and Psycho... they are ST!!!
The two Shieldmaidens head down the ramp. Bandit slips into the ring and pops up onto the second turnbuckle, raising her hands in the air, welcoming the reaction from the crowd.
Dillon Daniels: It's going to be 'Shieldmaiden vs Shieldmaiden' here.
Wavy Crockett: Well shoot, half the damn roster is these chicks. They was bound to get booked against each other.
Dillon Daniels: They definitely seem to keep growing. And it's crazy to believe that they still don't all compete here in MHW.
Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Wavy Crockett: I don't pay for pussy. But I'd pay to join in on one of they orgies. Straight up G shit.
Dillon Daniels: Orgies? Where do you get your information from?
Wavy Crockett: Come on, D. Errbody know they all be fucking each other at the same time.
Dillon Daniels: I have no doubt in my mind... that you're going to get canceled like a Dr. Suess book in the very near future, my friend.
Smoke fills the arena as the lights fade to black. On the tron, flashes of plague doctors in black masks through the smoke as Lexa Pellegrini appears in a black robe, holding a lit candle in her hands.
“Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!”
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s "Feel Invincible" plays. Zombie, Hairicin, along with their managers Lexa Pellegrini and Banshee, walk out to the ring, acknowledging the fans.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponents... also from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at a combined weight of 326 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Lexa Pellegrini and Banshee... the team of Zombie and Hairicin... they are The Purge!!!
When they get ringside, they take off their Shieldmaiden kuttes and hand them off. Hairicin pulls on the ropes as Zombie rolls her wrists waiting for the bell to ring.
Match Official: Ginger Knox
Tag Team Match
ST
vs
The Purge
The match starts with Bandit and Zombie. They bump fists and start circling the ring in grappling position.
They grapple, and Zombie quickly brings Bandit into a side headlock. Bandit struggles to get free, and Zombie takes her down with a headlock takedown.
Zombie holds her in the side headlock, now grounded. Bandit squeezes out, and both superstars quickly get to their feet.
Bandit and Zombie nod at each other and circle the ring some more, ready to grapple again. They lock up and Zombie takes her down with another headlock takedown. Haircin wants in, and Zombie is asking the crowd if they want to see Hairicin. The crowd cheers, so Zombie shrugs and tags in Hairicin. The fans get excited.
Hairicin gets into the ring, as Bandit looks at her with a smirk. But now Psycho wants in. Bandit nods her head and tags in her partner. Psycho steps up to Hairicin, a whole nine inch difference in height.
Psycho goes for her famous Gealtachta, but Hairicin catches her leg. With ease, she lifts Psycho up and drops her with a powerbomb. Hairicin backs up to the ropes, bouncing off and coming at Psycho with a jumping front flip right on top of her.
The match continues to be slow for a couple of more minutes, but then slowly starts getting super competitive. Each team trying to one up the other team. Hairicin even seems to impress the audience with some her aerial moves. Fortunately, the fans aren't booing every move like when their fellow Shieldmaiden was up against El Diablo Blanco earlier. Instead, the fans seem very into what these ladies are doing to each other, and we do see throughout that there are fans in the crowd wearing the Shieldmaidens t-shirt.
The passion of each of these women shows more and more as the time goes by. Hairicin puts on a good showing, and Zombie continuously reminds us why she was one of the best last season. Bandit shows off a lot of aerial skills, while Psycho takes and gives a hell of beating. Psycho finally hits her Gealtachta on Zombie!!!
Psycho tags in Bandit, and she goes straight to the top rope. The fans are cheering, feeling like this might be the finish. Bandit flies into the air and down onto Zombie with her famous Snowbird Splash!!! She hooks the leg...
One!
Two!
...
Three!!!
WINNERS:
ST
ST
vs
The Purge
The match starts with Bandit and Zombie. They bump fists and start circling the ring in grappling position.
They grapple, and Zombie quickly brings Bandit into a side headlock. Bandit struggles to get free, and Zombie takes her down with a headlock takedown.
Zombie holds her in the side headlock, now grounded. Bandit squeezes out, and both superstars quickly get to their feet.
Bandit and Zombie nod at each other and circle the ring some more, ready to grapple again. They lock up and Zombie takes her down with another headlock takedown. Haircin wants in, and Zombie is asking the crowd if they want to see Hairicin. The crowd cheers, so Zombie shrugs and tags in Hairicin. The fans get excited.
Hairicin gets into the ring, as Bandit looks at her with a smirk. But now Psycho wants in. Bandit nods her head and tags in her partner. Psycho steps up to Hairicin, a whole nine inch difference in height.
Psycho goes for her famous Gealtachta, but Hairicin catches her leg. With ease, she lifts Psycho up and drops her with a powerbomb. Hairicin backs up to the ropes, bouncing off and coming at Psycho with a jumping front flip right on top of her.
The match continues to be slow for a couple of more minutes, but then slowly starts getting super competitive. Each team trying to one up the other team. Hairicin even seems to impress the audience with some her aerial moves. Fortunately, the fans aren't booing every move like when their fellow Shieldmaiden was up against El Diablo Blanco earlier. Instead, the fans seem very into what these ladies are doing to each other, and we do see throughout that there are fans in the crowd wearing the Shieldmaidens t-shirt.
The passion of each of these women shows more and more as the time goes by. Hairicin puts on a good showing, and Zombie continuously reminds us why she was one of the best last season. Bandit shows off a lot of aerial skills, while Psycho takes and gives a hell of beating. Psycho finally hits her Gealtachta on Zombie!!!
Psycho tags in Bandit, and she goes straight to the top rope. The fans are cheering, feeling like this might be the finish. Bandit flies into the air and down onto Zombie with her famous Snowbird Splash!!! She hooks the leg...
One!
Two!
...
Three!!!
WINNERS:
ST
Match Length: 07:21
The Real McKenzies “Pour Decisions” begins playing throughout the arena again. Psycho climbs back into the ring and the two Shieldmaidens celebrate together.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winners of this match... Jackie "Bandit" Layton and "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire!!!
Zombie climbs into the ring, looks a little disappointed, but congratulates her Shieldmaiden sisters none the less.
Dillon Daniels: What a match! Definately had to be somewhat difficult to fight your best friends, but they put on a show, and each showed why they want to be at the top of the card.
Wavy Crockett: I don't know. I miss the old Zombie. Something seems a lil different about her. Like she's more humble.
Dillon Daniels: People grow up over time, Wavy. I know you don't know anything about that.
Wavy Crockett: You know Mosh wanna fight me, but I'd rather step into the ring witchu. You get on my nerves.
Dillon Daniels: It's mutual. Congratulations to Bandit and Psycho on their victories tonight. And good job to Zombie and Hairicin also. This was definitely a back and forth match.
Bandit and Psycho help Hairicin to her feet, and the Shieldmaidens celebrate this victory together.
Wavy Crockett: Awwwww look! They still one big happy family.
Dillon Daniels: I've never seen a group of wrestlers closer than the Shieldmaidens. It's pretty awesome.
Wavy Crockett: I can't wait to celebrate with them later tonight, in the hotel hot tub.
Dillon Daniels: In your dreams...
Bullet, followed by Killer Carter, Bruiser, and Krigare, are shown walking through the backstage area.
Wavy Crockett: And here go even more Shieldmaidens!
Dillon Daniels: Yes, looks like Bullet is on her way to the ring for her match with Tyke Index. This is gonna be huge!
Wavy Crockett: They might as well name this show after the Shieldmaidens, because they completely run this shit.
They stop as Robert Mack stands in front of Bullet, with a smile on his face.
Dillon Daniels: Well now, what's this?
Wavy Crockett: That's our boss, D. You know who that is. We saw him earlier.
Dillon Daniels: Yes, I know that, Wavy. I'm asking what is going on here.
Wavy Crockett: Shit, I dont know. Maybe Robbie Mack fittin to convince his love to Bullet.
Dillon Daniels: Convince his love? Do you mean confess his love?
Wavy Crockett: I said what I said, D.
Robert shoots a point at the Shieldmaidens.
Robert Mack: Hell is empty, and the Shieldmaidens are here. Hell yeah.
Robert nods his head with a smile still on his face before walking on, as the Shieldmaidens shake their heads and keep walking too.
Dillon Daniels: Well, okay then. Bullet will be in action against Tyke Index, next!
The lights in the hallway flicker a little before ThrowDown goes to a commercial break.
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Dillon Daniels: Well, we started this event off tonight with a image pointing out the loss of one of our MHW Alumni. We actually just found out about Solomon Cain over the last two weeks, thanks to his father. But this unfortunately all happened back in July of last year. We regret to inform you that he actually took his own life. Even though late, our condolences go out to anyone who was close to him. Solomon Cain was a big part of Mile High Wrestling, and he will be greatly missed.
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens' motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest as Krigare, Killer, and Bruiser all walk out seemingly leading the way for their president. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, who makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 135 pounds..... she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in.
Dillon Daniels: Bullet's head deserves it's spot on the Mt. Rushmore of MHW.
Wavy Crockett: The fuck kind of Game of Thrones shit you talking, D? You want her head on top a mountain?
Bullet raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.
Dillon Daniels: How did Ray Hudson put up with you?
Wavy Crockett: Bruh you talking about decapitating people and you wondering how people put up wit me?
Dillon Daniels: Do you know even what Mt. Rushmore is?
Wavy Crockett: Bruh you can chill wit all that geological shit. We out here tryna watch wrestling, D. The fuck outta here!
Spoken word intro "To the bin my friend, tonight we vacate earth" gently sulks around the arena.
Dillon Daniels: Well, earlier today Robert Mack announced that the winner of this match and the winner of the main event will face each other one on one next week to crown our new MHW Ultimate Champion.
There is a silence before a slow build of drums and pipes.
Wavy Crockett: Who you think gon' win this one then, Dillon? Ha! I'm kidding! I don't care who you think will win.
As the song trickles along, eventually Tyke Index makes his way from behind the curtain with his hood over his head. He stands centre ramp and points around the crowd.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... residing in Brooklyn, New York... weighing in at 221 pounds..... Tyke Index!!!
Tyke methodically approaches the ring in time with the plunging lofi beats, taking his time and milking the atmosphere of a crowd cheering his name.
Dillon Daniels: Tyke Index also deserves his spot on that MHW Mt. Rushmore.
Wavy Crockett: Right next to Bullet's head huh?
Tyke rolls in the ring and sits in the corner not taking his eyes off of Bullet. Tyke giggles almost savagely before standing up and slowly lowering his hood.
Dillon Daniels: We've had a Shieldmaiden in every match thus far. And I'm surprised this isn't the main event tonight.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Tyke Index
vs
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
Tyke is still giggling at Bullet who is telling him to bring it. Tyke puts his hands up, offering a test of strength with the Shieldmaiden President.
Bullet looks like she's about to do it but then nails Tyke with a hard right. Tyke looks shocked only for a moment before he starts smirking and nodding his head.
Bullet runs at Tyke with a flying dropkick, knocking him down, sending him rolling right out of the ring.
Tyke gets to his feet and onto the apron. Bullet quickly grabs him by the head to throw him in, but he swats her hands away. Tyke hops back into the ring over the top rope, and is met with another dropkick from Bullet.
Bullet Irish whips Tyke across the ring. He bounces back into a clothesline that he ducks under. Bullet turns around into a belly to belly suplex right over the top rope, sending Bullet flying to the outside smacking across the concrete floor.
The fans are really enjoying this match already. The two superstars battle on for the longest match of the night, thus far. Two commercial breaks are taken during this masterpiece, due to it's length.
At one point of the match, there's a buzz coming from the crowd that sounds odd, and finally the camera cuts off into the crowd to reveal former MHW Ultimate Champion Skrabz in the crowd walking to a seat in the front row. He looks like he's happy to be there, and starts to take his seat, but then security comes running up and questioning why he is there. He shows them his ticket to the show. We can hear one of the security guards telling the other guards that Robert Mack doesn't want Skrabz here, and he has to leave. The security guards are talking it over and finally Skrabz just throws his hands up and says he will leave then.
Later in the match, after a lot of back and forth control, Tyke gets some rolling Germans in on Bullet, and it looks like he could be finally wearing down his opponent. Though he's looking pretty tired himself. Bullet still stumbles back to her feet, and Tyke just shakes his head at her before delivering a standing dropkick. But she still starts stumbling right back to her feet.
Tyke seems to start looking frustrated, but then instantly starts smiling as if he is okay. He grabs Bullet's wrist and begins snapping her fingers one by one, as she screams in pain and tries to fight away. But he just brings his knee into her gut every time she attempts an escape. All of a sudden, he brings her hand towards his face and actually bites her pinky!! She definitely finds the strength to yank her hand free this time, screaming and yelling "What the fuck?!"
Tyke Index is laughing hysterically at what he has done. Bullet is pissed and runs at Tyke, but he takes her down with a Russian leg sweep. He then quickly scoops her right back up into a stroke, face first!! Tyke looks around the Magness Arena, mixed reactions coming from the crowd as it has seems that Denver has respect for both these MHW Hall of Famers.
Tyke Index sees Bullet is pushing herself up again, and you can hear him tell her to just go to sleep. He takes a few steps back and then goes at her to take her to Coke Mountain, but she quickly rolls out of the ring, avoiding that trip. Tyke starts laughing and shaking his head. He yells, "Typical Alex! Always scared to leave her comfort zone! But you can trust me! Why won't you trust me?!" Bullet looks over at her Shieldmaiden sisters ringside, like what the fuck is wrong with him?
Bullet slides back into the ring and Tyke quickly gets to stomping away at her, keeping her down. He then grabs her by the hair and begins to yank her to her feet. Out of nowhere though, Bullet starts Sweating Bullets!! But Tyke sweeps her off her feet and begins to hook her in his newest move; the Tragic Poet!! But she starts kicking him off.
Bullet starts getting to her feet and Tyke grabs her by the hair again, yanking her up the rest of the way. And out of nowhere, she nails him with Dios Es Una Bala!!! Bullet hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
vs
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
Tyke is still giggling at Bullet who is telling him to bring it. Tyke puts his hands up, offering a test of strength with the Shieldmaiden President.
Bullet looks like she's about to do it but then nails Tyke with a hard right. Tyke looks shocked only for a moment before he starts smirking and nodding his head.
Bullet runs at Tyke with a flying dropkick, knocking him down, sending him rolling right out of the ring.
Tyke gets to his feet and onto the apron. Bullet quickly grabs him by the head to throw him in, but he swats her hands away. Tyke hops back into the ring over the top rope, and is met with another dropkick from Bullet.
Bullet Irish whips Tyke across the ring. He bounces back into a clothesline that he ducks under. Bullet turns around into a belly to belly suplex right over the top rope, sending Bullet flying to the outside smacking across the concrete floor.
The fans are really enjoying this match already. The two superstars battle on for the longest match of the night, thus far. Two commercial breaks are taken during this masterpiece, due to it's length.
At one point of the match, there's a buzz coming from the crowd that sounds odd, and finally the camera cuts off into the crowd to reveal former MHW Ultimate Champion Skrabz in the crowd walking to a seat in the front row. He looks like he's happy to be there, and starts to take his seat, but then security comes running up and questioning why he is there. He shows them his ticket to the show. We can hear one of the security guards telling the other guards that Robert Mack doesn't want Skrabz here, and he has to leave. The security guards are talking it over and finally Skrabz just throws his hands up and says he will leave then.
Later in the match, after a lot of back and forth control, Tyke gets some rolling Germans in on Bullet, and it looks like he could be finally wearing down his opponent. Though he's looking pretty tired himself. Bullet still stumbles back to her feet, and Tyke just shakes his head at her before delivering a standing dropkick. But she still starts stumbling right back to her feet.
Tyke seems to start looking frustrated, but then instantly starts smiling as if he is okay. He grabs Bullet's wrist and begins snapping her fingers one by one, as she screams in pain and tries to fight away. But he just brings his knee into her gut every time she attempts an escape. All of a sudden, he brings her hand towards his face and actually bites her pinky!! She definitely finds the strength to yank her hand free this time, screaming and yelling "What the fuck?!"
Tyke Index is laughing hysterically at what he has done. Bullet is pissed and runs at Tyke, but he takes her down with a Russian leg sweep. He then quickly scoops her right back up into a stroke, face first!! Tyke looks around the Magness Arena, mixed reactions coming from the crowd as it has seems that Denver has respect for both these MHW Hall of Famers.
Tyke Index sees Bullet is pushing herself up again, and you can hear him tell her to just go to sleep. He takes a few steps back and then goes at her to take her to Coke Mountain, but she quickly rolls out of the ring, avoiding that trip. Tyke starts laughing and shaking his head. He yells, "Typical Alex! Always scared to leave her comfort zone! But you can trust me! Why won't you trust me?!" Bullet looks over at her Shieldmaiden sisters ringside, like what the fuck is wrong with him?
Bullet slides back into the ring and Tyke quickly gets to stomping away at her, keeping her down. He then grabs her by the hair and begins to yank her to her feet. Out of nowhere though, Bullet starts Sweating Bullets!! But Tyke sweeps her off her feet and begins to hook her in his newest move; the Tragic Poet!! But she starts kicking him off.
Bullet starts getting to her feet and Tyke grabs her by the hair again, yanking her up the rest of the way. And out of nowhere, she nails him with Dios Es Una Bala!!! Bullet hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
Match Length: 22:58
Dillon Daniels: Wow! I'm not going to lie, I thought Tyke was going to kick out of that.
Wavy Crockett: Really? That's how she finishes every match.
Dillon Daniels: But we're talking Tyke Index.
Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up again, as Bullet raises her arms in victory. The other three Shieldmaidens slide into the ring to join her.
Wavy Crockett: And he was going up against Bullet.
Dillon Daniels: Nevermind, Wavy. Congrats to Bullet on this huge win.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
Wavy Crockett: Well, so far three Shieldmaidens won they matches, and three Shieldmaidens lost.
Dillon Daniels: Look at you keeping up with the night. And here I was thinking all you thought about was sex.
Wavy Crockett: Eh, Sports Entertainment Xchange was a cool lil tag team, but I'm digging the talent we got now.
Dillon Daniels: It was "Xpress", but fairplay, Mr. Crockett.
Wavy Crockett: Man, shut up.
Dillon Daniels: Anyways, it looks like Bullet will be competing for the Ultimate Championship in two weeks. We still got more action to come. We'll be right back!
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