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EPISODE FOURTEEN
Sunday, June 13, 2021
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming only on Splat!
The official opening video of Mile High AMMO begins the show. "Bullet The Blue Sky" by Sepultura starts playing for the first 8 seconds of the track, and then it automatically skips to the hook.
During the first eight seconds of the song, different Mile High superstars performing their finishers are shown in slow motion with a black and white color scheme.
WHOAAAAAA!!!
"The V.I.P." Chris Mosh using brass knuckles on Bruiser is shown
WHOAAAAAA!!!
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright celebrating a victory is shown
Bullet the blue sky
Bruiser pulling her bandana off her face is shown
Bullet the blue sky
Anastasia Baudelaire during her entrance is shown
Bullet the bluuuuuueee
Azurine Vebbins dancing down the stage ramp is shown
Bullet the bluuuuuueee
Katrina "Hairicin" Knox holding the MHW Hardcore Championship up is shown, as the video fades away.
RINGSIDE
"Kitoko" by Eva hits the sound system, as Anastasia Baudelaire comes through the curtains.
Kris Christopher: The opening contest is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Paris, France... weighing in at 136 pounds..... Anastasia Baudelaire!!!
Anastasia walks down the ramp with her nose up, then walks into the ring and walks around it with her hands high above her head, prideful.
KC Floyd: Welcome everybody to God damn Mile High AMMO! The atmosphere here inside this Magness Arena is hotter than seven hairy dogs fighting inside a sock.
RJ Smith: No one knows what the fuck that means. But we are for sure back with the hottest B-Show in wrestling history.
KC Floyd: I'm KC Floyd, brand spanking new here to this great Mile High Wrestling grappling show. I will be joined every other week by Mile High AMMO alumni; RJ Smith.
RJ Smith: Aren't you fucking lucky?
Kris Christopher: And her opponent, making her MHW debut... from London, England... weighing in at 110 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Teddy Warren... Kate “Diamond” Steele!!!
"Diamond and the Gem Stones" begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does we are able to see the likes of the Gem Stones playing on the tron. Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire are all playing various instruments as we are able to see Diamond Steele emerging from the curtain with a microphone in her hand. She sings as loudly as she can to the sound of cheers. Kate smirks as she just sings loudly which results in even more cheers.
KC Floyd: Well damnitt, it looks like we got a little Miss Priss versus some kind of rocker chick from that God damn 80s.
RJ Smith: I got my money on this Kate Steele chick. She looks like she's about to "rock" Anastasia's shit, and she has the voice of a bad ass chick.
KC Floyd: God damniit, I see what you did there, RJ. And I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.
Diamond finally makes it to the ring and she quickly runs up the ring steps as she grabs the turnbuckle as hard as she can. She immediately leap frogs over the ropes and bounces about before she points at the crowd who cheers louder. She waves at them all as she throws the microphone to the side.
RJ Smith: We got a hell of a show tonight, with a huge main event.
KC Floyd: Yeet!
RJ Smith: We will see "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins collide with Becca "Bruiser" Maguire.
KC Floyd: And God damniit, RJ, did you see that little promo video Bruiser uploaded to the world wide web last week? Shoot, she has a fire lit up under her ass that I've never seen before.
RJ Smith: She definitely looked more ready to kill than I've ever seen.
Diamond smirks as she opens up a pocket mirror and takes a moment to admire how beautiful her hair is as she waits for the match to begin.
KC Floyd: It's put up or shut up time, folks! Let's see which one of these women are gonna come out with that W.
Match Official: Neisha Whitehead
Anastasia Baudelaire
vs
Kate “Diamond” Steele-Warren
Anastasia rolls her eyes at Kate Steele and pretends to yawn. Diamond just smirks and shakes her head. She gets into grappling position and tells Anastasia to come on.
Anastasia pretends to be shocked, pointing at herself, asking Diamond if she wants to wrestle her. Diamond just says come on again, as she gets closer.
Anastasia rolls her eyes again and gets into grappling position. The two lock up and Diamond takes Anastasia down with a Fujiwara armbar.
On the mat, Diamond applies pressure as Anastasia is screaming, but within seconds Anastasia fights out of it. Both women get to their feet and Anastasia slaps Diamond across the face.
Diamond feels her face and nods her head, but Anastasia quickly gets Diamond into an armbar of her own. Diamond quickly fights out of it.
Both women to their feet again and Diamond goes for a spinning heel kick, but Anastasia ducks. And then runs at Diamond with a tackle, taking her down to the mat.
Anastasia quickly starts grabbing at Diamond's legs trying to hook her into what looks like a Boston crab. But Diamond fights out, kicking Anastasia away.
Diamond gets to her feet and Anastasia runs right into a successful spinning heel kick. Anastasia falls, looking like its lights out.
Diamond goes for the pin.
One!
Two!
Anastasia shifts Diamond right into the Total Makeover!!!
The ref is asking Diamond if she gives up. Diamond is fighting it, but Anastasia is holding tight.
Kate Steele taps out!!!
WINNER:
Anastasia Baudelaire
vs
Kate “Diamond” Steele-Warren
Anastasia rolls her eyes at Kate Steele and pretends to yawn. Diamond just smirks and shakes her head. She gets into grappling position and tells Anastasia to come on.
Anastasia pretends to be shocked, pointing at herself, asking Diamond if she wants to wrestle her. Diamond just says come on again, as she gets closer.
Anastasia rolls her eyes again and gets into grappling position. The two lock up and Diamond takes Anastasia down with a Fujiwara armbar.
On the mat, Diamond applies pressure as Anastasia is screaming, but within seconds Anastasia fights out of it. Both women get to their feet and Anastasia slaps Diamond across the face.
Diamond feels her face and nods her head, but Anastasia quickly gets Diamond into an armbar of her own. Diamond quickly fights out of it.
Both women to their feet again and Diamond goes for a spinning heel kick, but Anastasia ducks. And then runs at Diamond with a tackle, taking her down to the mat.
Anastasia quickly starts grabbing at Diamond's legs trying to hook her into what looks like a Boston crab. But Diamond fights out, kicking Anastasia away.
Diamond gets to her feet and Anastasia runs right into a successful spinning heel kick. Anastasia falls, looking like its lights out.
Diamond goes for the pin.
One!
Two!
Anastasia shifts Diamond right into the Total Makeover!!!
The ref is asking Diamond if she gives up. Diamond is fighting it, but Anastasia is holding tight.
Kate Steele taps out!!!
WINNER:
Anastasia Baudelaire
Match Length: 01:04
KC Floyd: Well God damn, she just did it!
RJ Smith: This is definitely surprising...
"Kitoko" by Eva plays throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... Anastasia Baudelaire!!!
Anastasia Baudelaire struts around the ring with a cocky look on her face.
KC Floyd: We all counted her out! But God damnitt, she just won the damn match in like sixty seconds!
RJ Smith: And I heard some good things about Kate Steele.
KC Floyd: She probably counted Anastasia out. Didn't take her serious.
RJ Smith: I guess so. Either way, this is a huge victory for Anastasia Baudelaire.
KC Floyd: Real nice!
RJ Smith: I got something to celebrate this shocking victory, KC.
KC Floyd: Oh naw, I don't do drugs, buddy.
RJ Smith: Ah come on, KC. It's Friday, and you ain't got shit to do.
KC Floyd: It's actually Sunday. And I got a job to do, RJ. We'll be back after this break, folks...
FLASHBACK
MHW ThrowDown
Episode Thirty
02/16/20
MHW ThrowDown
Episode Thirty
02/16/20
As "Kings and Queens" by 30 Seconds to Mars blasts over the speakers, Agent Gostaple steps from behind the curtain first and points to the entrance way, as the chorus of the song hits, Ace steps out with a huge smirk upon his face and poses making a star sign with his hands. Agent Gostaple then points the way to the ring flamboyantly as Ace swaggers his way down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face.
Meozha Zhanae
The following Fatal Four Way Match is for one fall, and is for the MHW Hardcore Championship!!! Introducing first... one of the challengers..... weighing in at 215 pounds....... from Los Angeles... he is being accompanied to the ring by Agent Gostaple... "Main Star" Ace Starr!!!
Agent Gostaple enters the ring first and starts to clap for Ace as he rolls under the ring to huge jeers from the crowd. Ace jumps onto the middle rope as the arena lights swirl around him, meanwhile Gostaple takes a mic and stands centre ring.
Agent Gostaple
There were no stars in this city...
Agent Gostaple then hands the microphone to Ace Starr who is still on the middle turnbuckle rope. Ace tilts his head up looking solemnly around the arena who are now jeering profusely...
"Main Star" Ace Starr
Until I arrived...
Ace drops the mic and stretches his arms out either side, which only winds the crowd up more as the music fades out.
Ray Hudson
Well we are being joined by "The Real Deal" Dillon Daniels for this very interesting Hardcore Championship Match. What's up, Dillon?
Dillon Daniels
Hey guys! I'm real excited to be doing this with y'all.
Ray Hudson
You were originally planned to be working on AMMO as a new commentator before the news was revealed that MHW would be closing it's doors.
Dillon Daniels
That is correct. And I was very much looking forward to it.
The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. The lights then flash wildly like lightning. "Redneck Stomp" by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He stands at the top of the entrance way and looks around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers. He then starts walking towards the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he looks at the fans.
Meozha Zhanae
And another challenger... weighing in at 240 pounds..... from Brooksville, Florida....... Ripley!!!
Once Ripley reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. In the ring Ripley paces around then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans, he points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down unzipping his hoodie and tosses it to ringside and walks to the center of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.
Wavy Crockett
Out of all the wrestlers currently signed to MHW, Ripley has been around the second longest. And what a time he has had here. Amazing matches with the likes of Solomon Cain, Forge, and Chris Mosh.
Ray Hudson
Former Tag Team Champion, and the inaugural AMMO Champion. He has been a huge part of MHW.
Dillon Daniels
I got all the respect in the world for Mr. Ripley. I was in that very first AMMO Title Match.
Whispers fill the arena before the guitar rifts of "Bodies" by Drowning Pool blasts through the arena when Alastair comes out slowly and methodically as he puts on a pair of sunglassess. He snickers at the jeers that are given to him.
Meozha Zhanae
And the final challenger... weighing in at 195 pounds..... from Washington, D.C........ Alastair Frost!!!
Alastair slips under the bottom rope and remains in the middle of the ring while waiting for his fellow Coven member, as he gives the fans booing the middle finger.
Ray Hudson
Alastair Frost being in this match means there's a 50% match that the Hardcore Title will stat in the Coven's possession.
Wavy Crockett
I got all the respect in the world for Ripley, but obviously it will stay in the Coven's possession, yes.
Ray Hudson
That's up for debate.
"Green Light Go" by Becky G fires over the PA System as "The War Queen" Leah makes her way out through the entrance taking in the crowd's boos, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship. Stoically standing at the top of the stage, Leah raises her War Queen W high in the air drawing in more heat.
Meozha Zhanae
And now... the MHW Hardcore Champion..... weighing in at 132 pounds....... from Chicago, Illinois... "The War Queen" Leah!!!
Leah slowly walks down the aisle as fans let her know how disappointed they are in her. Without acknowledging the crowd, Leah rolls in under the bottom rope and walks over to her corner. Leah props herself up the turnbuckle, sitting down on the top. The War Queen lets the War Queen W fly once more as the music cuts out.
Match Official: John Paul Vigil
MHW Hardcore Championship
Fatal Four Way Match
"The War Queen" Leah©
vs
Alastair Frost
vs
Ripley
vs
"Main Star" Ace Starr
As soon as the bell sounds, Ace Starr drops and rolls out of the ring. Ripley starts yelling at Ace about being a coward. While hes worried about him, Frost goes at Ripley with a running knee strike to the back of the head, sending him flying out of the ring
Frost turns to Starr who is back in the ring and running at him. Frost quickly drops him with a roundhouse kick. Leah is on the outside now and has a steel chair, slowly approaching Ripley.
Frost gives Starr a Michinoku driver inside the ring. Ripley is getting to his feet and before Leah can hit him with the chair, he throws an uppercut at her. But Leah avoids it, drops the chair, and rolls into the ring.
Ripley starts yelling at Leah to come back and fight. Frost comes rolling out of the ring and him and Ripley immediately start throwing hands.
Frost grabs Ripley by the head and slings him into the barricade. Just as Ripley is trying to get to his feet, Leah comes flying out of the ring with a suicide dive. Ace Starr is halfway up the ramp, staying out of harm's way.
Leah and Frost are double team stomping away on Ripley on the outside. Then Leah starts digging under the ring, while Frost continues stomping away on Ripley.
Leah pulls out a table. She begins setting it up on the outside. As she turns around, Starr comes flying from the ring with a top rope ploncha. But Frost pushes her out of the way and takes it, putting both him and Starr through the table that was just set up.
Ripley meets up with Leah and throws a European uppercut. And another! And another! Then an elbow smash. And another!
Then Leah hits Ripley with a roundhouse kick. Ripley stumbles around and Leah takes him all the way down with a jumping big boot.
Moments later, the instrumental to "Hail To The King" by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing throughout the arena. The crowd pops as "The Master" Issac Combes comes walking down the ramp.
Combes climbs into the ring and grabs Ripley, before giving him the Weight of the Crown!!!
The fans start booing as Combes exits the ring and starts heading back up the ramp. "The War Queen" Leah looks on confused.
Boos engulf the arena and Leah keeps looking back and forth between Ripley and Issac Combes. Ace Starr comes up behind Leah and hits her with an atomic drop straight into a back body drop.
Alastair Frost comes out of nowhere and clotheslines Starr out of the ring so hard that he goes flying out with him.
Leah is wobbling back to her feet and Ripley is slowly getting to all fours. Leah hits him with The Endgame!!!
Leah hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
"The War Queen" Leah
Fatal Four Way Match
"The War Queen" Leah©
vs
Alastair Frost
vs
Ripley
vs
"Main Star" Ace Starr
As soon as the bell sounds, Ace Starr drops and rolls out of the ring. Ripley starts yelling at Ace about being a coward. While hes worried about him, Frost goes at Ripley with a running knee strike to the back of the head, sending him flying out of the ring
Frost turns to Starr who is back in the ring and running at him. Frost quickly drops him with a roundhouse kick. Leah is on the outside now and has a steel chair, slowly approaching Ripley.
Frost gives Starr a Michinoku driver inside the ring. Ripley is getting to his feet and before Leah can hit him with the chair, he throws an uppercut at her. But Leah avoids it, drops the chair, and rolls into the ring.
Ripley starts yelling at Leah to come back and fight. Frost comes rolling out of the ring and him and Ripley immediately start throwing hands.
Frost grabs Ripley by the head and slings him into the barricade. Just as Ripley is trying to get to his feet, Leah comes flying out of the ring with a suicide dive. Ace Starr is halfway up the ramp, staying out of harm's way.
Leah and Frost are double team stomping away on Ripley on the outside. Then Leah starts digging under the ring, while Frost continues stomping away on Ripley.
Leah pulls out a table. She begins setting it up on the outside. As she turns around, Starr comes flying from the ring with a top rope ploncha. But Frost pushes her out of the way and takes it, putting both him and Starr through the table that was just set up.
Ripley meets up with Leah and throws a European uppercut. And another! And another! Then an elbow smash. And another!
Then Leah hits Ripley with a roundhouse kick. Ripley stumbles around and Leah takes him all the way down with a jumping big boot.
Moments later, the instrumental to "Hail To The King" by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing throughout the arena. The crowd pops as "The Master" Issac Combes comes walking down the ramp.
Combes climbs into the ring and grabs Ripley, before giving him the Weight of the Crown!!!
The fans start booing as Combes exits the ring and starts heading back up the ramp. "The War Queen" Leah looks on confused.
Boos engulf the arena and Leah keeps looking back and forth between Ripley and Issac Combes. Ace Starr comes up behind Leah and hits her with an atomic drop straight into a back body drop.
Alastair Frost comes out of nowhere and clotheslines Starr out of the ring so hard that he goes flying out with him.
Leah is wobbling back to her feet and Ripley is slowly getting to all fours. Leah hits him with The Endgame!!!
Leah hooks the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
"The War Queen" Leah
Match Length: 09:11
Dillon Daniels
The Master and I main evented the very first episode of Mile High Wrestling.
Wavy Crockett
And he beat your ass huh?
"Green Light Go" by Becky G plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Hardcore Champion... "The War Queen" Leah!!!
"The War Queen" Leah celebrates with her MHW Hardcore Championship.
Ray Hudson
Well another successful title defense. Will we crown any new champions tonight?
Dillon Daniels
At least one belt has to switch hands. But for the most part, these champions are just proving why they are the champions. It's as simple as that.
Ray Hudson
Well, Leah still has one more match tonight. Can she become Leah Two Belts?
RINGSIDE
KC Floyd: Welcome back to Mile High AMMO! We just got to time travel back to the final episode of Season Two. Leah went from ending Season Two as Hardcore Champion, to running this shit as Ultimate Champion this season.
As the dramatic "Theme From Superman" by John William's begins to play across the arena, a masked woman steps onto the stage. Her mask is white with colored trim that matches the rest of her outlandish outfit. She pulls her cape around her and marches towards the ring.
Kris Christopher: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Parts Unknown... weighing in at 175 pounds..... Miss Wrestling II!!!
Miss Wrestling II rolls under the rope and tosses her cape behind her as she leaps to her feet.
RJ Smith: Man...
KC Floyd: You good, brother?
RJ Smith: I think so.
Miss Wrestling II removes the cape and hands it off to the ringside attendant as she prepares to do what she does best. Wrestle.
KC Floyd: RJ just smoked a lot of pot during commercials there.
RJ Smith: And you were too scareeeeed to smoke it with me, man.
KC Floyd: I'm a joker, not a smoker. Plus, you look about as stupid as Chris Mosh looks behind a God damn keyboard.
RJ Smith: Haha. Don't saaay that. Hey... do you think she can really fly?
The lights go out as "VIP" by Manic Drive featuring Manwell hits the sound system. A "V" then an "I" followed by a "P" appear on the Tron, fading out into "Mosh".
KC Floyd: Folks, tonight's episode of Mile High AMMO is brought to you by From The Nosebleeds. It's a fun podcast on Spotify, and you darn sure should check it out!
RJ Smith: Hahaha. You said "darn sure".
KC Floyd: Yeah well, I bet Miss Wrestling II is about to give this God damn boy the beating he deserves.
RJ Smith: Stop it. Do you think she has super powers?
A spotlight hits the top of the stage to show Chris Mosh standing at the top of the stage. Chris walks down the ramp as he winks at a few of the women in the front row.
Kris Christopher: And her opponent... from Las Vegas, Nevada... weighing in at 210 pounds..... Chris Mosh!!!
Chris gets to the bottom of the ramp as he winks at more of the women in the front row. He climbs up the steps and jumps over the top rope.
KC Floyd: Both of these superstars are on the losing end of things here in MHW, so a win could do God damn wonders for them.
RJ Smith: You sound funny when you talk, man...
Chris turns in the middle of the ring, and then leans on the top rope looking at the hard cam with a wink and a smirk.
Match Official: Samantha Demars
"The V.I.P." Chris Mosh
vs
Miss Wrestling II
Miss Wrestling II mocks The V.I.P. She yells at him that he's a joke and that every time he wins, it's a fluke. Mosh rolls his eyes and tells her he's Mr. AMMO. She tells him he's going to lose on AMMO just like he's been losing on ThrowDown.
Miss Wrestling gets into the center of the ring to lock up. Mosh meets her in the middle and locks up with her. Miss Wrestling quickly gets behind Mosh.
Mosh quickly moves behind Miss Wrestling. Miss Wrestling fights out of his grip a little, turning around to face him, only to get quickly taken down by the Moshplex!!!
One!
Two!
Miss Wrestling is struggling to get out, but Mosh holds her tight!
Three!
WINNER:
Chris Mosh
vs
Miss Wrestling II
Miss Wrestling II mocks The V.I.P. She yells at him that he's a joke and that every time he wins, it's a fluke. Mosh rolls his eyes and tells her he's Mr. AMMO. She tells him he's going to lose on AMMO just like he's been losing on ThrowDown.
Miss Wrestling gets into the center of the ring to lock up. Mosh meets her in the middle and locks up with her. Miss Wrestling quickly gets behind Mosh.
Mosh quickly moves behind Miss Wrestling. Miss Wrestling fights out of his grip a little, turning around to face him, only to get quickly taken down by the Moshplex!!!
One!
Two!
Miss Wrestling is struggling to get out, but Mosh holds her tight!
Three!
WINNER:
Chris Mosh
Match Length: 00:40
KC Floyd: The son of a bitch won!
RJ Smith: Whoa...
"VIP" by Manic Drive featuring Manwell plays throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... "The V.I.P." Chris Mosh!!!
Chris Mosh smiles in the ring telling the fans he told them so, repeating that AMMO is his show.
KC Floyd: Miss Wrestling is throwing a hot fit in the ring. She is not happy at all!
RJ Smith: Crazy...
The referee looks so happy for Chris Mosh as she raises his arm up in victory. Then she pulls him in for a passionate kiss.
KC Floyd: What in tarnation!
Mosh quickly pushes her off and rolls out of the ring, spitting and gagging, and roughly wiping his mouth off with his hands!
RJ Smith: Damn...
Samantha stands in the ring looking at Mosh with a sad face. And then BAMN! Miss Wrestling II attacks Samantha from behind, making her neck jerk in the process.
KC Floyd: What in the blue hell?! That's absolutely uncalled for!
Mosh's music cuts off and you can hear the entire Magness Arena booing Miss Wrestling. She's just cussing them out and flipping them off, before stomping on Samantha Demars, making the fans boo louder.
RJ Smith: That's cr...
KC Floyd: That's God damn crazy, RJ! Why is she beating up this defenseless woman over a God damn loss?!
Miss Wrestling II rips her mask off, revealing she is "The Prankster" Lara Bratton!!!
RJ Smith: Her...
KC Floyd: That's God damn Lara Bratton, the daughter of the very first MHW Ultimate Champion!
RJ Smith: Right.
Lara Bratton continues to beat the shit out of Samantha Demars, slamming her head into the mat repeatedly, hitting her with hard rights, headbutts, and all that.
KC Floyd: She has no business doing this to a God damn referee! Do that shit to Chris Mosh or something, damnitt!
Lara locks the referee in her Camel Clutch, with a double fish hook!
RJ Smith: Camel.
Regina Ball, Katrina Mack, Neisha Whitehead, Emily Falls, and Ginger Knox are out to pull Lara Bratton off of Samantha Demars.
KC Floyd: Get that bitch off of her right God damn now!
Lara finally lets the ref go, pushing her face into the mat with impact. The fans are still booing very loudly, as Lara rolls out of the ring, finally leaving.
RJ Smith: Done.
KC Floyd: Kick her ass out! Arrest her! Send her to the God damn hole! I don't give a shit. She is a God damn animal!
RINGSIDE
The lights dim as the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system. A thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on Becca "Bruiser" Maguire, who is kneeling down and looking to the floor with her wife and manager, "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire standing behind her, arms folded.
KC Floyd: Welcome back folks! It's time for our God damn main event!
RJ Smith: I.
As the song kicks into full swing, Bruiser slowly rises to her feet and then she makes an “M” shape with her hands to signify the Shieldmaidens.
Kris Christopher: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 150 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire... Becca "Bruiser" Maguire!!!
Bruiser begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her, with Psycho following behind her.
KC Floyd: Psycho is proudly wearing her ThrowDown HoDown Championship and God damn she looks good in it. Yeet!
RJ Smith: Find.
KC Floyd: With fire in her eyes, Bruiser told the world she was gonna be the face of this God damn show. And I would bet all my horses and cows that she means that shit!
Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, Bruiser slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before making the “M” shape with her hands again. She then slowly stands to her feet while pulling back her hood and removing the face mask as Psycho joins her in the ring and the two raise their fists into the air, “Indestructible” fading out.
RJ Smith: Got.
KC Floyd: Man.... that Colorado 'Mary wanna' sure has a little more kick to it hey? You look like a God damn potato, boy.
RJ Smith: Huh.
As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like a hardheaded housewife practicing aerobics.
Kris Christopher: And her opponent... residing in Los Angeles, California... weighing in at 115 pounds..... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Azzy performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar).
KC Floyd: Well, Azurine Vebbins here is considered one of the greatest grapplers in Mile High, but this season she's been losing back to back like two sisters tryna see who's taller.
RJ Smith: An.
KC Floyd: Man, can someone send a God damn medic out here to check on RJ. This motherfucker is dieing on live tv.
RJ Smith: No.
KC Floyd: You're a God damn idiot. You make me wanna join ol' Davy Crockett on that unemployment list and slap you so hard your eyeballs come out your asshole to see what you done left behind. Shoot...
Upon entering the eastern ring apron, Azzy glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction.
Match Official: Emily Falls
Azurine Vebbins
vs
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire
Bruiser doesn't waste any time, running towards Azzy with a European uppercut. Azzy stumbles backwards into the corner. Bruiser stays on top of her, grabbing her by the head and rolling her out of the corner.
Azzy gets to her feet, but before she can even stand all the way up Bruiser comes at her with a running knee lift. Then gets behind her with a German suplex.
The fans are standing up, and even though Azzy is a Mile High hero, there seems to be more cheers ringing out from the Denver crowd towards Bruiser's fire out the gate.
Azzy gets to all fours, and again no hesitation, Bruiser comes in with a penalty kick. She's on fire!
Bruiser mounts the Adorkable Angel, grabs her by the back of the head with her left hand, and nails her repeatedly with her right fist. Azurine finally throws Bruiser off of her.
Both women get to their feet and a dazed Azzy goes at Bruiser, only to be nailed with a headbutt that echoes across the arena. The fans are really getting into this one.
Eventually Azurine gets some control of the match, but Bruiser's fire never really goes out. The match just kind of evens out a little, at least.
Two knees into the sternum by Azurine Vebbins, as she begins the Sweetheart Sock Hop!!!
Super kick, and then she pulls Bruiser in. And Bruiser comes "in" with the Freedom Punch!!
Azurine stumbles backwards through the ropes, out onto the ring apron. Azurine starts trying to get to her feet, and Bruiser pulls her through the ropes to set up the Maiden DDT!!
But Azzy somehow gets through and to her feet inside the ring, punching Bruiser in the stomach. Bruiser swings at Azzy, and Azzy ducks, quickly going behind Bruiser for The Pearly Gatekeeper!!!
But Bruiser holds her ground and starts kicking behind into Azzy's legs. Azzy lets go and stumbles backwards.
Azzy comes charging back at Bruiser and is caught by a stiff European uppercut. Azzy falls to a knee. Bruiser gives her the Kickstarter!!!
Bruiser makes the cover!
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire
vs
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire
Bruiser doesn't waste any time, running towards Azzy with a European uppercut. Azzy stumbles backwards into the corner. Bruiser stays on top of her, grabbing her by the head and rolling her out of the corner.
Azzy gets to her feet, but before she can even stand all the way up Bruiser comes at her with a running knee lift. Then gets behind her with a German suplex.
The fans are standing up, and even though Azzy is a Mile High hero, there seems to be more cheers ringing out from the Denver crowd towards Bruiser's fire out the gate.
Azzy gets to all fours, and again no hesitation, Bruiser comes in with a penalty kick. She's on fire!
Bruiser mounts the Adorkable Angel, grabs her by the back of the head with her left hand, and nails her repeatedly with her right fist. Azurine finally throws Bruiser off of her.
Both women get to their feet and a dazed Azzy goes at Bruiser, only to be nailed with a headbutt that echoes across the arena. The fans are really getting into this one.
Eventually Azurine gets some control of the match, but Bruiser's fire never really goes out. The match just kind of evens out a little, at least.
Two knees into the sternum by Azurine Vebbins, as she begins the Sweetheart Sock Hop!!!
Super kick, and then she pulls Bruiser in. And Bruiser comes "in" with the Freedom Punch!!
Azurine stumbles backwards through the ropes, out onto the ring apron. Azurine starts trying to get to her feet, and Bruiser pulls her through the ropes to set up the Maiden DDT!!
But Azzy somehow gets through and to her feet inside the ring, punching Bruiser in the stomach. Bruiser swings at Azzy, and Azzy ducks, quickly going behind Bruiser for The Pearly Gatekeeper!!!
But Bruiser holds her ground and starts kicking behind into Azzy's legs. Azzy lets go and stumbles backwards.
Azzy comes charging back at Bruiser and is caught by a stiff European uppercut. Azzy falls to a knee. Bruiser gives her the Kickstarter!!!
Bruiser makes the cover!
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire
Match Length: 17:42
KC Floyd: What a God damn match! Holy shit!
“Indestructible” by Disturbed begins playing throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... Becca "Bruiser" Maguire!!!
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire celebrates in the ring.
KC Floyd: MHW ThrowDown is about to go live in a few seconds. But I am being told that the main event of the next AMMO will be a Triple Threat Match to crown the new MHW AMMO Television Champion, between the winners of tonight's matches. Goodnight, folks! Don't change the channel, ThrowDown is next! Congrats, Bruiser!
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