Post by Admin on Jun 13, 2021 18:00:24 GMT -6
EPISODE THIRTY-THREE
Sunday, June 13, 2021
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE only on Splat!
The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies starts playing for the first 13 seconds of the track, while showing clips of downtown Denver in a light blue hue, followed by different current MHW superstars posing, such as Skrabz, "War Queen" Leah Aguero, Tyke Index, Alex "Bullet" Carbajal, Eavan "Krigare" Maloney, Azurine Vebbins, "The V.I.P." Chris Mosh, and El Diablo Blanco.
The song skips straight to the hook with a computerized fist punching your tv screen making an effect to where the glass explodes everywhere on your screen.
It's been a long time coming
Tyke Index taking Azurine Vebbins to Coke Mountain is shown
And the tables' turned around
El Diablo Blanco hitting the Stump Piledriver on Bandit from the top of a ladder is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan shaking her ass is shown
One of us is goin' down
Stephanie Sullivan with Zombie locked into her Daybreak is shown
I'm not runnin
Talia Areano flying off the top rope with a moonsault is shown
It's a little different now
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney coming out for her entrance is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
Skrabz dropping Robert Mack with the Mic Check is shown
One of us is goin' down!!!
"War Queen" Leah Aguero raising the MHW Ultimate Championship into the air with lightning effects is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are inside the Magness Arena where fireworks are exploding. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies keeps playing through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Reggie Carter: Welcome everyone to a new episode of MHW ThrowDown! And it's all new-new, because we are the brand new commentary team for MHW. I'm Reggie Carter, and this man sitting next to me is Steve McLarson.
Steve McLarson: I'm very excited to bring some education to this show. Wavy Crockett was the worst commentator for anything.
Reggie Carter: Well, Wavy Crockett was indeed released from MHW two weeks ago after putting his hands on a MHW superstar. And Dillon Daniels has been moved to a trainer position here in MHW.
Steve McLarson: We have an action packed night tonight, I hear.
Reggie Carter: We definately do. A huge 'Champion vs Champion' match for tonight's main event. We will also decide the number one contender for the MHW Ultimate Championship tonight. And we're starting the night off with Skrabz vs the boss man.
Steve McLarson: Why is our boss fighting in a match?
"Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison begins playing throughout the arena. MHW Owner Robert Mack steps out from behind the curtains looking focused on the task at hand.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall, and is a Falls Count Anywhere Match!!! Introducing first... from right here in Denver, Colorado... weighing in at 190 pounds..... he is the owner of Mile High Wrestling... Mr. Robert Mack!!!
The fans mostly boo the boss man as he walks down the ramp towards the ring.
Reggie Carter: It sucks to see the boss man getting booed, but I suppose this is what happens when you get yourself involved in things you shouldn't be involved in.
Steve McLarson: Yes, I have never seen a coach start playing on his basketball team in the middle of a game. You're not going to see Fazan Khan put himself into a fight with Eoin O'Rourke.
Reggie Carter: So you watch GCC?
Steve McLarson: I'm just repeating what they told me to say in my headset.
Robert Mack rolls into the ring under the bottom rope, gets to his feet, and paces around ready to fight.
Reggie Carter: I feel like Robert Mack doesn't stand a chance. And it might be why this is a 'Falls Count Anywhere Match'.
Steve McLarson: I don't follow.
Reggie Carter: If someone interferes, the match won't end. There's no disqualifications.
Steve McLarson: Why would someone interfere?
Reggie Carter: Welcome to wrestling, Steve.
The grimey base dripping Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" fills the arena. The laid back, confident and commanding voice of Skrabal Stanzas slots expertly into it's pocket on the beat.
"Roll up one man deep; fill the guest list
Toll on the chest like 'yo let me bless this..."
Skrabz walks through the entrance way, his head held high as he slowly scans the arena.
"...Hadta get back atcha
Stir up the hate
So ain't even mad atcha..."
Steve McLarson: Oh, this guy looks like he's going to kill Robert Mack. Don't they have weight classes around here?
Slowly Skrabz begins his walk to the ring, his head occasionally pivoting on his shoulders as he glances at the crowd.
Kimberly Brooks: And his opponent... from London, England... weighing in at 245 pounds..... Skrabz!!!
"You only wastin' your own time and energy
I won't stop til' the globe knows my identity
An' if it make me some enemies, so be it..."
Reggie Carter: Skrabz has been defeated before. But it is a rare occurrence. Robert Mack has however lost every match he's been in, in his own company.
Steve McLarson: So why does he keep putting himself in matches?
Halfway to the ring Skrabal pauses, closes his eyes, cocks his head arrogantly then slowly turns in a circle with his arms raised and outstretched, palms upturned, facing the sky.
"Kept it live like it's prime time news
Run my mouth shit I suggest you run hide too
Man like me don't bow to a guy like you
Win a title, still ain't fit to shine my shoes"
Now at ringside Skrabz climbs the steps at a slow pace, his gaze shifting smugly around the arena as he absorbs the fan reaction.
"Wipe the stars outcha eyes
Fix me breakfast I'm back on the grind
Got a long day aheada me...
My name won't maintain itself
An' these fakes won't hate 'emselves...
...Honey I'm home!"
Now standing in the corner of ring, Skrabal leans his back against the turnbuckle then folds his arms across his chest as the music fades out.
Reggie Carter: Will there be any funny business here?
Steve McLarson: I want a clean fight here, Reggie.
Reggie Carter: Let's pray for that, Steve.
Steve McLarson: Father, we are...
Reggie Carter: I wasn't being literal, Steve. Don't.. don't do all that.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Skrabal Stanzas
vs
Robert Mack
Robert Mack is trying to be cool, as he attempts to walk with a swagger on his side of the ring, pacing back and forth with a smirk on his face. Skrabz just shakes his head.
Rob jumps at Skrabz, and of coarse Skrabz doesn't even flinch. Rob nods his head and acts like he's surprised he didnt scare Skrabz. Skrabz looks at Rob like he's tripping.
Finally Rob says he's ready to lock up, and approaches Skrabz in the position. Skrabz just backhands Rob, sending him flying backwards.
Rob is holding his face, in shock. With his eyes wide, he sits on the mat cussing at Skrabz. He gets to his feet and Skrabz comes charging at him with a running shoulder block.
Rob wobbles to his feet and Skrabz takes him back down with a running clothesline. Rob wobbles even slower back to his feet and Skrabz hits him with a good ol eye poke.
Rob is screaming like a child, holding his eyes in pain. The ref is asking if he's okay. Skrabz is saying it was an accident, that he meant to punch him. Rob is yelling for the ref to disqualify Skrabz.
Skrabz puts his hand on Rob's shoulder, asking if he's okay. Rob slowly moves his hands from his eyes and starts calming down, nodding his head. Skrabz pulls him in and drops him with a Snare Clap!!
Skrabz pins the boss.
One!
Two!
.....
Skrabz pulls Rob up. He's not done.
The match doesn't go on for too long though. Skrabz is in control for the remainder, beating up Robert Mack inside and outside of the ring. After he feels good about what he's done, Skrabz stands Rob up and drops him in the middle of the ring with a Mic Check!!!
Skrabz tells Robert Mack that he's not going anywhere and pins the owner of Mile High Wrestling.
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Skrabz
Skrabal Stanzas
vs
Robert Mack
Robert Mack is trying to be cool, as he attempts to walk with a swagger on his side of the ring, pacing back and forth with a smirk on his face. Skrabz just shakes his head.
Rob jumps at Skrabz, and of coarse Skrabz doesn't even flinch. Rob nods his head and acts like he's surprised he didnt scare Skrabz. Skrabz looks at Rob like he's tripping.
Finally Rob says he's ready to lock up, and approaches Skrabz in the position. Skrabz just backhands Rob, sending him flying backwards.
Rob is holding his face, in shock. With his eyes wide, he sits on the mat cussing at Skrabz. He gets to his feet and Skrabz comes charging at him with a running shoulder block.
Rob wobbles to his feet and Skrabz takes him back down with a running clothesline. Rob wobbles even slower back to his feet and Skrabz hits him with a good ol eye poke.
Rob is screaming like a child, holding his eyes in pain. The ref is asking if he's okay. Skrabz is saying it was an accident, that he meant to punch him. Rob is yelling for the ref to disqualify Skrabz.
Skrabz puts his hand on Rob's shoulder, asking if he's okay. Rob slowly moves his hands from his eyes and starts calming down, nodding his head. Skrabz pulls him in and drops him with a Snare Clap!!
Skrabz pins the boss.
One!
Two!
.....
Skrabz pulls Rob up. He's not done.
The match doesn't go on for too long though. Skrabz is in control for the remainder, beating up Robert Mack inside and outside of the ring. After he feels good about what he's done, Skrabz stands Rob up and drops him in the middle of the ring with a Mic Check!!!
Skrabz tells Robert Mack that he's not going anywhere and pins the owner of Mile High Wrestling.
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Skrabz
Match Length: 06:49
The grimey base dripping Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" fills the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Skrabz!!!
Skrabz walks around the ring, shaking his head.
Steve McLarson: Well that was embarrassing for the owner of this company.
Reggie Carter: No one has stepped up to take Skrabz out, Robert Mack has dropped the bounty, Skrabz won't be stopped.
Steve McLarson: It seems like this guy is the one who should be facing Leah for the Ultimate Championship.
Reggie Carter: Some would agree. There's also a lot of the members of the Mile High Club who don't want to see that.
Steve McLarson: Why?
Reggie Carter: Well, just like no one's stepping up to fight him, no one seemed to be capable of taking the belt off of him when he held it.
Steve McLarson: So again, it sounds like it should be him facing Leah for the Ultimate Championship.
The lights suddenly go out.
Reggie Carter: Oh man, this has been going on since MHW returned.
"Satan's Arrival" by Pieces of Eden begins to play throughout the arena.
Steve McLarson: It's not even October yet.
Reggie Carter: It is not, but I know exactly what that music means!
Steve McLarson: And what does it mean?
Reggie Carter: He's here!
Gabriel Ohio steps out onto the stage area as every fan in the Magness Arena gets to their feet.
Steve McLarson: So this guy likes playing with the lights?
Reggie Carter: He likes playing with people's minds. This is Gabriel Ohio; former MHW ThrowDown Television Champion and winner of The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament.
Steve McLarson: And why is he interrupting Skrabz' celebration? I thought you said no one wanted any parts of Skrabz?
Gabriel Ohio slowly makes his way down the ramp, the fans loud whether they are cheering or booing.
Reggie Carter: I'm honestly surprised. I mean, there's been rumors that Gabriel Ohio may return, but for him to return now?
Steve McLarson: He's a big boy.
Gabriel Ohio slowly walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring.
Reggie Carter: He IS a big boy. These two have only been in the ring together one other time, in a big multi-person Tag Team Elimination Match. It ended with these two one on one and Skrabz came out on top.
Gabriel Ohio steps right up to Skrabz, and the two stand face to face as the fans get super excited. A "This Is Awesome!" chant slowly comes in.
Steve McLarson: The fans seem to want this. They're definitely more pumped for this than they were for Skrabz versus Robert.
Reggie Carter: Most definitely.
Robert Mack gets in between Skrabz and Gabriel Ohio, splitting them up to avoid a "ThrowDown".
Steve McLarson: What is Robert Mack doing?
Reggie Carter: I think he knows what will happen here.
Steve McLarson: But I thought he wanted someone to take out Skrabz?
Gabriel Ohio grabs Robert Mack by the neck, as the fans erupt. Ohio drops Mack with a chokeslam into a backbreaker.
Reggie Carter: Oh my! He just took down the boss!! Rob's gotta stop getting involved in this stuff. Skrabz is right!
Skrabz drops Gabriel Ohio with a Mic Check, and the fans really lose their shit!!! People are jumping up and down in the crowd. Mixed reactions still though.
Steve McLarson: Oh boy!
Skrabz looks down at Ohio, then Mack, with almost no emotion.
Reggie Carter: Rob distracted the one man who might've just took out Skrabz.
Skrabz exits the ring and heads straight up the ramp.
Steve McLarson: You think Gabriel Ohio would've took out Skrabz?
Reggie Carter: I don't know. Maybe. We might never know.
Steve McLarson: What the hell is this...?
The camera shows Gabriel Ohio getting back to his feet, laughing.
Reggie Carter: I don't believe anyone has ever gotten up that quickly after a Mic Check...
A "Holy Shit!" chant starts up.
Steve McLarson: You might be right, Reggie. This might be the guy for the job.
Skrabz stops on the stage, and slowly turns his head looking over his shoulder, as Ohio stands in the ring still laughing.
Reggie Carter: This is crazy!
Skrabz seems to snarl, then turns his head back and continues walking to the back.
Reggie Carter: In two weeks we will crown new Tag Team Champions. Tonight we will find out the two tag teams who will fight for those belts.
Steve McLarson: I want to see more of that Gabriel Ohio and Skrabz. Book that match, Robert!
Reggie Carter: I believe anyone and everyone would love to see that match officially happen, for sure.
Smoke fills the arena as the lights fade to black. On the tron, flashes of plague doctors in black masks through the smoke as Lexa Pellegrini appears in a black robe, holding a lit candle in her hands.
“Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!”
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Reggie Carter: I personally think it's a very entertaining podcast. But we also brought to you tonight by a brand new social media website called EFedder. Come build your world...
Steve McLarson: Yes, please build your own world, instead of reading the blogs from another one of our sponsers; Five Things By Emma. It's some little girl writing blogs about five silly things that matter none.
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s "Feel Invincible" plays. Zombie, Hairicin, along with their managers Lexa Pellegrini and Banshee, walk out to the ring, acknowledging the fans.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall, and is a Qualifying Match for a future MHW Tag Team Championship opportunity!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at a combined weight of 326 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Lexa Pellegrini and Banshee... the team of Zombie and Hairicin... they are The Purge!!!
When they get ringside, they take off their Shieldmaiden kuttes and hand them off. Hairicin takes off the MHW Hardcore Championship she was wearing around her waist and hands that off as well before pulling on the ropes as Zombie rolls her wrists waiting for their opponents.
Reggie Carter: The Shieldmaidens held the Tag Titles before the second season of MHW came to an end.
Steve McLarson: What do they have to do with this? It's The Purge versus The Q Files, Reggie.
Reggie Carter: Right. And The Purge are Shieldmaidens.
Steve McLarson: Ummm okay? And what exactly are Shieldmaidens then?
Reggie Carter: They are a biker gang.
Steve McLarson: So these ladies are a part of a biker gang?
Reggie Carter: Yes.
Steve McLarson: That is just trashy. They could be so much more. Did they at least finish school, Reggie?
The "X Files Theme" plays throughout the arena. Karen Justice emerges with Triangle King and Apex Jones behind her. They rip their masks off, throwing them on the ground and stomping them out.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponents... from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico... weighing in at a combined weight of 435 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Karen Justice... the team of Apex Jones and Triangle King... they are The Q Files!!!
The Q Files march down the ramp. They ridicule fans who look a certain way, which offends them.
Reggie Carter: Well these guys seem a bit bizarre.
Steve McLarson: Right. The Triangle King?
Reggie Carter: I guess these guys are what they call "conspiracy theorists".
Steve McLarson: Oh Jesus. Those type of people are the worse. They believe in ridiculous things like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and that Lance Mikes was predetermining all the matches in HcW to keep the World Championship on himself.
Reggie Carter: Well, I'm not sure that's how that works. But they do believe in some conspiracies, yes.
The Q Files reach the ring.
Match Official: Ginger Knox
"Tag Team Championship" Qualifying Match
The Purge
vs
The Q Files
The match starts with Zombie and Apex Jones. Apex Jones is already mocking Zombie and blowing her off as a serious opponent. Zombie just nods, looks around, and then approaches the conspiracy theorist ready to show him.
Apex charges Zombie and gets a hard forearm smash to his face, sending him down. Zombie mounts the back of Apex and starts throwing forearm smashes to the back of his head.
The ref pulls Zombie away and she just smirks. Apex quickly crawls to Triangle King and tags him in. Zombie smiles and tells him to bring it.
Triangle King gets to cussing at Zombie and then grabs her by the bal.... nope, she doesnt have those. He just grabbed her cat. What in the fuck?
Zombie raises her eyebrow, and her face slowly turns into anger. She throws a hard right, knocking Traingle King on his ass. Then she quickly mounts him and starts throwing rights and lefts.
It's a pretty entertaining Tag Team Match. QFiles eventually hold their own at times, but the Purge show them they aren't jokes. Once Hairicin got tagged in she really got to wearing the two men down.
Zombie and Apex Jones are the two legal wrestlers now, and Zombie has Apex on the top rope. And she brings him down with her Zombiesteiner!!
The eyes of the fans in the crowd are wide. Triangle King starts to get into the ring, and Hairicin is quick to get in too as she charges him and clotheslines him right of the ring.
Zombie gets Apex Jones to his feet and gets him up for the Pilgrim/Defender!!!
The fans looked shocked at Zombie"s strength, as she does at least shake a little holding him up.
And then boom!!! She accomplishes her finisher and hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
The Purge
The Purge
vs
The Q Files
The match starts with Zombie and Apex Jones. Apex Jones is already mocking Zombie and blowing her off as a serious opponent. Zombie just nods, looks around, and then approaches the conspiracy theorist ready to show him.
Apex charges Zombie and gets a hard forearm smash to his face, sending him down. Zombie mounts the back of Apex and starts throwing forearm smashes to the back of his head.
The ref pulls Zombie away and she just smirks. Apex quickly crawls to Triangle King and tags him in. Zombie smiles and tells him to bring it.
Triangle King gets to cussing at Zombie and then grabs her by the bal.... nope, she doesnt have those. He just grabbed her cat. What in the fuck?
Zombie raises her eyebrow, and her face slowly turns into anger. She throws a hard right, knocking Traingle King on his ass. Then she quickly mounts him and starts throwing rights and lefts.
It's a pretty entertaining Tag Team Match. QFiles eventually hold their own at times, but the Purge show them they aren't jokes. Once Hairicin got tagged in she really got to wearing the two men down.
Zombie and Apex Jones are the two legal wrestlers now, and Zombie has Apex on the top rope. And she brings him down with her Zombiesteiner!!
The eyes of the fans in the crowd are wide. Triangle King starts to get into the ring, and Hairicin is quick to get in too as she charges him and clotheslines him right of the ring.
Zombie gets Apex Jones to his feet and gets him up for the Pilgrim/Defender!!!
The fans looked shocked at Zombie"s strength, as she does at least shake a little holding him up.
And then boom!!! She accomplishes her finisher and hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
The Purge
Match Length: 04:59
Skillet’s "Feel Invincible" plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winners of this match, advancing to the MHW Tag Team Championship Match in two weeks... The Purge!!!
The Purge celebrates in the ring, while The Q Files head up the ramp mad.
Reggie Carter: Will it be Shieldmaidens vs Shieldmaidens in two weeks?
Steve McLarson: How the heck did Zombie get that fat man on her shoulders?
Reggie Carter: She's been down on herself lately, but she just scored the victory for her team. And in a very impressive way.
Steve McLarson: And I bet The Q Files are going to think the government had something to do with this.
Reggie Carter: Wouldn't be a surprise. But later tonight we will see who the Purge will face in two weeks. It's going to be The Wild Hunt vs The Cross!
Robert Mack is seen walking backstage, looking wore out from his match. He walks to where Katrina Mack is seen with her arms folded, smiling at her husband.
Robert Mack: What?
Katrina Mack: When are you going to call it quits?
Robert Mack: Call what quits?
Katrina Mack: Well, two things actually. When are you going to quit trying to get rid of Skrabz, and when are you going to quit trying to re-live your glory days?
Rob rolls his eyes, holding his ribs.
Robert Mack: Well, good news, hita. I'm done with both.
Katrina looks actually surprised.
Katrina Mack: Really?
Robert Mack: Yeah, we'll let Skrabz be my retirement match. And as for getting rid of him? I'm done trying.
Katrina Mack: I've never known you to give up. What gives?
Robert just let's out a deep breath and shakes his head.
Robert Mack: It doesn't matter. Skrabz said it, and you said it; I need to focus on my job and stay out of the way.
Katrina smiles at her husband, nodding her head.
Robert Mack: I've made an ass out of myself. My talent is unhappy with me. RJ Mitchell deleted me off of EFedder. I got a lot going on. And it's no one's fault but my own.
Katrina Mack: I agree.
Rob shakes his head realizing how stupid he has been.
Katrina Mack: So what's next?
Rob thinks for only a few seconds, then smirks as he has an idea.
Robert Mack: Go ahead and hire Mr. Hamilton.
Rob walks away and Katrina looks surprised. Then she smiles, nods, and follows behind him.
Reggie Carter: It's been a night already, and now we're about to see a Championship on the line.
Steve McLarson: That's what it's all about isn't it, Reggie?
Reggie Carter: Yeah, that's what these men and women fight for.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG! ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!"
Steve McLarson: Well I believe they fight to pay their bills, Reggie.
The sound of banjo picking begins to play over the PA as "Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Woke up early this morning
As I looked around my world be crumblin' down
What I saw, I couldn't believe, Who are you?
What might I be? Oh, the things you do
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright comes barreling through the entrance way, chugging a can of beer.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall, and is for the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship!!! Introducing the challenger... from Big Ugly, West Virginia... weighing in at 238 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Sunny Jim... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Mad Dog stops at the top of the entrance way and smashes the can on his head. Mad Dog throws the smashed can into the crowd and then pulls his jacket off throwing it down and runs down the entrance way and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Reggie Carter: Mad Dog made his MHW debut two weeks ago in very impressive fashion.
Steve McLarson: He looks like he didn't graduate.
Reggie Carter: I dare you to say it to his face.
Steve McLarson: No problem.
Reggie Carter: Whoa, whoa! Sit down, I was just kidding, Steve. Shit.
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Slipknot's “Psychosocial” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly, wearing her MHW ThrowDown Television Championship.
Steve McLarson: Is this the young lady who kicked a man down, three times her size?
Reggie Carter: This would be the one. But let's not talk about that while Mad Dog is out here. He's sick of hearing about it.
Steve McLarson: I assure you I am not worried about the Mad Dog, Reggie. He probably doesn't know his right from his left. I'll bet he can't even count to ten.
Bruiser follows Psycho out and walks her to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: And his opponent... from Asheville, North Carolina... weighing in at 105 pounds..... she is being accompanied to the ring by Becca "Bruiser" Maguire... she is the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion... “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!
Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Reggie Carter: Will Psycho have a long successful reign, or do we have a new star on our hands?
Match Official: Ginger Knox
MHW ThrowDown Television Championship
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire©
vs
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
The two superstars circle each other, moving in. We think they are about to lock up but instead Psycho starts throwing rights and lefts, forcing Mad Dog backwards into the corner.
The ref separates the two and Mad Dog looks shocked. Psycho tells him to bring it, and Mad Dog nods his head, realizing what he's up against.
Mad Dog puts his dukes up and Psycho does the same as the fans just get excited. Mad Dog throws a right, and Psycho blocks it before throwing two rights, a left, and and a hard third right. Mad Dog moves out of the way of the last punch, which is good for him, cause it looked like it would've left a nice knot on his head if connected.
Psycho kicks Mad Dog in the side. She goes to kick him again and he catches her leg. Mad Dog throws a headbutt at Psycho, and let's her fall. The impact of the headbutt almost sends an echo through the arena. Some barks can be heard coming from the audience.
Psycho gets to her feet, shaking off the headbutt. They both square up again and Mad Dog throws a right, but Psycho backs up. She steps forward and hits Mad Dog with a spinning backfist. Mad Dog gets mad and steps towards her, and she sends a knee strike at him, then quickly takes him down with an armbar.
But on the ground, Mad Dog quickly rolls out of it. They both get to their feet and Mad Dog comes at Psycho with a spear.
The two superstars go to war over this ThrowDown Championship. It's a damn good match. Psycho holds her own against Mad Dog, and Mad Dog learns that even though Psycho is small, she is something serious. He even ends up with a cut under his eye from one of her blows.
Even with a cut eye, Mad Dog takes Psycho down with his Redneckignize!!
But Psycho slowly gets back to her feet, causing Mad Dog to raise an eyebrow. But he goes ahead and takes her back down with that familiar Mountaineer Lariat!!
Mad Dog observes Psycho for a second and sees she's staying down. So he goes to the top rope as the fans get to their feet. And down Mad Dog comes so he can Go Mad!!!
Mad Dog's cut starts bleeding again, but he ignores it and covers the champion.
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire©
vs
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
The two superstars circle each other, moving in. We think they are about to lock up but instead Psycho starts throwing rights and lefts, forcing Mad Dog backwards into the corner.
The ref separates the two and Mad Dog looks shocked. Psycho tells him to bring it, and Mad Dog nods his head, realizing what he's up against.
Mad Dog puts his dukes up and Psycho does the same as the fans just get excited. Mad Dog throws a right, and Psycho blocks it before throwing two rights, a left, and and a hard third right. Mad Dog moves out of the way of the last punch, which is good for him, cause it looked like it would've left a nice knot on his head if connected.
Psycho kicks Mad Dog in the side. She goes to kick him again and he catches her leg. Mad Dog throws a headbutt at Psycho, and let's her fall. The impact of the headbutt almost sends an echo through the arena. Some barks can be heard coming from the audience.
Psycho gets to her feet, shaking off the headbutt. They both square up again and Mad Dog throws a right, but Psycho backs up. She steps forward and hits Mad Dog with a spinning backfist. Mad Dog gets mad and steps towards her, and she sends a knee strike at him, then quickly takes him down with an armbar.
But on the ground, Mad Dog quickly rolls out of it. They both get to their feet and Mad Dog comes at Psycho with a spear.
The two superstars go to war over this ThrowDown Championship. It's a damn good match. Psycho holds her own against Mad Dog, and Mad Dog learns that even though Psycho is small, she is something serious. He even ends up with a cut under his eye from one of her blows.
Even with a cut eye, Mad Dog takes Psycho down with his Redneckignize!!
But Psycho slowly gets back to her feet, causing Mad Dog to raise an eyebrow. But he goes ahead and takes her back down with that familiar Mountaineer Lariat!!
Mad Dog observes Psycho for a second and sees she's staying down. So he goes to the top rope as the fans get to their feet. And down Mad Dog comes so he can Go Mad!!!
Mad Dog's cut starts bleeding again, but he ignores it and covers the champion.
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
Match Length: 11:50
Steve McLarson: Oh my, we got a new champion!
"Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match, and NEEEEEWWWWW MHW ThrowDown Television Champion... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
The referee hands Mad Dog his new belt and he goes nuts celebrating with it. The fans are really into it too.
Reggie Carter: He just won the gold in only his second match here! This is becoming a trend here in Season Three!
Steve McLarson: How does one become so successful without any high school education.
Reggie Carter: Steve, no one said that was true but you. Stop being a hater!
Steve McLarson: It's written all over his face.
Reggie Carter: Whatever. Congratulations to our new ThrowDown Champion!
Steve McLarson: It ain't going to last long. Trust me.
Reggie Carter: The Mile High Club stands behind their new ThrowDown Champion!
Psycho slowly gets to her feet and Mad Dog helps her the rest of the way, shaking her hand and thanking her for the match.
Steve McLarson: Wow.
Reggie Carter: Very respectful of the new Champion.
Steve McLarson: Yes, that's quite shocking.
Reggie Carter: See, you can't keep judging people the way you do.
Steve McLarson: Well...
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens' motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest as Zombie, Hairicin, and Bruiser all walk out seemingly leading the way for their president. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, who makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Five Person Over The Top Rope Battle Royal Match to determine the number one contender to the MHW Ultimate Championship!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 135 pounds..... she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in.
Reggie Carter: It is time to find out who's getting the next Ultimate Title Match!
Steve McLarson: Isn't this the woman that lost the Ultimate Title Match two weeks ago?
Reggie Carter: Yes.
Steve McLarson: So what is she doing in this match? See, that's the problem with today; people get too many second chances. We live in a time where people get participation trophies, get chance after chance after chance. Its ridiculous.
Reggie Carter: I agree with you to an extent, Steve. But Bullet deserves to be in this match.
Steve McLarson: On what grounds?
Bullet raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.
Reggie Carter: Just because someone loses a match, doesn't make them a loser.
Steve McLarson: What?! Are you serious?
Reggie Carter: Very.
"Say You Will" by Evanescene is heard on the sound system. Talia Areano comes out from behind the curtain wearing a leather jacket. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks reign down on her.
Kimberly Brooks: And one of her opponents... from Buenos Aires, Argentina... weighing in at 125 pounds..... Talia Areano!!!
Talia walks down the ramp with her hips moving back and forth, swinging her arms. She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes.
Steve McLarson: And what's this lady's story?
Reggie Carter: She is new to MHW, and currently 1 and 1.
Steve McLarson: So another loser? Did she at least win her last match?
Reggie Carter: She won her debut match. She fought in the ThrowDown Championship Match two weeks ago.
Steve McLarson: So she lost a Championship Match and is now being given a chance at the biggest Championship?
Talia walks over to the ropes on the right side and stands on the first rope. She then bends over and looks at the fans with a smile on her face.
Reggie Carter: Steve, you are an asshole. Obviously Robert sees something in Talia. And I can see why. She is very impressive in that ring. And technically she hasn't been pinned yet.
Talia gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the other competitors.
Steve McLarson: That's the problem with this generation. How can people get better if you tell them that losing is okay?
"Scandalous" by Misteeq starts to play across the PA system and Stephanie Sullivan slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word "Scandalous". The front has "3S" interlocked with one another.
Reggie Carter: Here comes another impressive new MHW superstar. And she won her last match, Steve. So what negative shit do you have to say about her?
Steve McLarson: She dresses inappropriately for one.
Reggie Carter: She's wearing a robe, Steve.
Steve McLarson: And what's under that robe? Hopefully something. But I doubt it's much.
The crowd begins to shower Stephanie Sullivan with mixed reactions. She blows a kiss to the crowd, and she taunts them as she struts her way down to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: And one of their opponents... from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at 135 pounds..... "Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan!!!
Stephanie makes her way down to the ring, grinning as she makes her way inside the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side.
Reggie Carter: Well, I for one am pumped for this match, and very interested to see who's next for a Title shot.
Steve McLarson: You would say that as this woman strips. What a whore!
Reggie Carter: Where did all this energy come from, Steve?
Stephanie bounces around as she waits for the other competitors.
Steve McLarson: Can someone cover this woman up?
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens' motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron before the arena goes pitch black. Lights like fireflies illuminate everything. “I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays throughout the arena, as Eavan Maloney walks out among the shadows from the illuminated fireflies all over the arena, looking around at everyone, arms outstretched like she is welcoming everyone to her environment.
Kimberly Brooks: And one of their opponents... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 125 pounds..... Eavan "Krigare" Maloney!!!
Eavan walks down the ramp, arms still outstretched, slow but with a purpose, before rolling under the bottom rope and getting up on the turnbuckles to soak in the mixed reaction from the crowd.
Reggie Carter: I shouldn't even mention it, because I can only imagine the feathers it will ruffle on you, but this is the only competitor in this match who has yet to score a victory in MHW.
Steve McLarson: And she's probably going to win this match.
Reggie Carter: What? Okay... I get it. You're really just an asshole. You just like to disagree with people and piss people off.
Eavan drops off the turnbuckles, removes her jacket and lays it aside in the corner, before rolling her wrists and shoulders, pacing around in her corner awaiting the final opponent.
Steve McLarson: She has a fire in her eyes that I haven't seen from any of the other competitors that have come out so far.
Reggie Carter: But using your logic, she shouldn't even be in this match.
Steve McLarson: Don't talk to me about logic. You know nothing about logic, obviously.
Spoken word intro "To the bin my friend, tonight we vacate earth" gently sulks around the arena.
Reggie Carter: Here comes the final competitor.
There is a silence before a slow build of drums and pipes, as "To The Bin My Friend, Tonight We Vacate Earth" by Mogwai plays throughout the arena.
Steve McLarson: One man versus four women. Talk about lack of logic. Obviously he's going to win.
Reggie Carter: I thought you were rooting for Krigare.
Steve McLarson: I'm not rooting for anyone.
As the song trickles along, eventually Tyke Index makes his way from behind the curtain with his hood over his head. He stands centre ramp and points around the crowd.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponent... residing in Brooklyn, New York... weighing in at 221 pounds..... Tyke Index!!!
Tyke methodically approaches the ring in time with the plunging lofi beats, taking his time and milking the atmosphere of a crowd cheering his name.
Reggie Carter: I'd personally love to see 'War Queen vs Tyke Index' at Mile High Spectacular.
Tyke rolls in the ring and sits in the corner not taking his eyes off of his opponent. Tyke giggles almost savagely before standing up and slowly lowering his hood.
Match Official: Regina Ball, Samantha Demars, and Neisha Whitehead
Five Person Over The Top Rope Battle Royal Match
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
vs
Tyke Index
vs
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney
vs
"Simply Scabdalous" Stephanie Sullivan
vs
Talia Areano
Stephanie goes right at Eavan, and Talia goes right at Bullet as Tyke looks around the Magness Arena with a smile on his face. The two new faces of MHW are stomping on the Shieldmaidens, with mixed reactions coming from the crowd.
Tyke notices Eavan and approaches Stephanie from behind. He throws her right over the top rope and stays focused on Eavan. Stephanie lands on the apron, holding onto the ropes.
Tyke helps Eavan up and begins to thank her for her kind words in her recent promo video. Eavan looks at Tyke confused, and Stephanie is back in the ring. She attempts to throw Tyke out, but he holds the ropes to stay inside.
Eavan sends a hard right at Stephanie, getting her off of Tyke. Stephanie swings back, making Eavan stumble backwards. Talia and Bullet are on the other side of the ring, against the ropes, trying to eliminate each other.
Tyke notices Bullet and Talia and approaches them. He informs them that they dont need to do that, that maybe they can all win. Bullet and Talia ignore him and keep doing what they're doing.
Tyke throws his hands up, giving up on them, and as he turns around Stephanie comes flying at him with a jumping forearm smash. Stephanie shakes her ass, turns around and meets a flying dropkick from the top rope, courtesy of Eavan.
All of a sudden the lights start flickering, and you can see smoke coming up from the outside of the ring. The commentators are confused to what's going on, Reggie bringing up that he thought the weird things happening in MHW was tied to Gabriel Ohio, but maybe they aren't.
All of a sudden, Tyke Index is freaking out and he seems to be fighting with something grabbing him, but we dont actually see anyone grabbing him.
The other four superstars are watching Tyke, confused as hell. Tyke is slowly backing towards the ropes and then he just completely goes over the top rope and to the outside, as if someone threw him. But no one did...
Tyke Index is eliminated!!!
(01:28)
The lights return to normal and the smoke slowly goes away. The four ladies look at each other and out at Tyke, super confused. But then they get back to the match. Eavan and Stephanie battle, and Bullet and Talia battle.
After a while, Bullet hits Talia with Dios Es Una Bala, and Talia Areano stumbles to the ropes and over them, falling out to the outside of the ring!!!
Talia Areano is eliminated!!!
(02:44)
Stephanie is trying to eliminate Eavan, so Bullet pulls her off. Bullet starts sending kicks at Stephanie. Bullet keeps striking Stephanie and then Eavan joins in.
Eavan goes to eliminate Stephanie, but Stephanie reverses, sending Eavan over the top rope!!!
But Eavan stays on the ring apron. Bullet starts fighting Stephanie again. Then Bullet starts Sweating Bullets!!
Stephanie falls, but Bullet picks her right back up and easily throws her over the top rope. The fans actually looked shocked...
Stephanie Sullivan is eliminated!!!
(03:39)
This is where it got real competitive. Two Shieldmaiden sisters who both wanted the main event spot, fought like they hated each other. Both superstars striking each other with punches, kicks, and the such, trying to throw the other out. But neither would give.
Bullet started running with Eavan, ready to throw her out, and Eavan switched into the Family Tradition midway!!
Eavan Maloney caught her breath, and then got Bullet to her feet. And boom!!! Out of nowhere, Bullet gave Eavan Dios Es Una Bala!!!
Bullet, breathing heavy, starts pulling Eavan back to her feet. Bullet Irish whips Eavan to the ropes, but Eavan reverses, sending Bullet to the ropes. But Bullet doesn't bounce back. Instead she hangs onto the ropes. And then Eavan tries to get The Last Word!!!
But Bullet hangs onto the ropes again, causing Eavan to fall to her back hard, losing her grip on Bullet. Bullet quickly grabs Eavan, and pulls her to her feet again. Bullet throws Eavan right over the top rope!!!
But Eavan hangs on, with her feet dangling above to outside floor. Bullet starts trying to pry Eavan's fingers from the ropes. Eavan pulls herself back up, bringing her legs up and wrapping them around Bullet's head. Eavan pulls Bullet right over the top rope, and to the outside!!!
WINNER:
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
vs
Tyke Index
vs
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney
vs
"Simply Scabdalous" Stephanie Sullivan
vs
Talia Areano
Stephanie goes right at Eavan, and Talia goes right at Bullet as Tyke looks around the Magness Arena with a smile on his face. The two new faces of MHW are stomping on the Shieldmaidens, with mixed reactions coming from the crowd.
Tyke notices Eavan and approaches Stephanie from behind. He throws her right over the top rope and stays focused on Eavan. Stephanie lands on the apron, holding onto the ropes.
Tyke helps Eavan up and begins to thank her for her kind words in her recent promo video. Eavan looks at Tyke confused, and Stephanie is back in the ring. She attempts to throw Tyke out, but he holds the ropes to stay inside.
Eavan sends a hard right at Stephanie, getting her off of Tyke. Stephanie swings back, making Eavan stumble backwards. Talia and Bullet are on the other side of the ring, against the ropes, trying to eliminate each other.
Tyke notices Bullet and Talia and approaches them. He informs them that they dont need to do that, that maybe they can all win. Bullet and Talia ignore him and keep doing what they're doing.
Tyke throws his hands up, giving up on them, and as he turns around Stephanie comes flying at him with a jumping forearm smash. Stephanie shakes her ass, turns around and meets a flying dropkick from the top rope, courtesy of Eavan.
All of a sudden the lights start flickering, and you can see smoke coming up from the outside of the ring. The commentators are confused to what's going on, Reggie bringing up that he thought the weird things happening in MHW was tied to Gabriel Ohio, but maybe they aren't.
All of a sudden, Tyke Index is freaking out and he seems to be fighting with something grabbing him, but we dont actually see anyone grabbing him.
The other four superstars are watching Tyke, confused as hell. Tyke is slowly backing towards the ropes and then he just completely goes over the top rope and to the outside, as if someone threw him. But no one did...
Tyke Index is eliminated!!!
(01:28)
The lights return to normal and the smoke slowly goes away. The four ladies look at each other and out at Tyke, super confused. But then they get back to the match. Eavan and Stephanie battle, and Bullet and Talia battle.
After a while, Bullet hits Talia with Dios Es Una Bala, and Talia Areano stumbles to the ropes and over them, falling out to the outside of the ring!!!
Talia Areano is eliminated!!!
(02:44)
Stephanie is trying to eliminate Eavan, so Bullet pulls her off. Bullet starts sending kicks at Stephanie. Bullet keeps striking Stephanie and then Eavan joins in.
Eavan goes to eliminate Stephanie, but Stephanie reverses, sending Eavan over the top rope!!!
But Eavan stays on the ring apron. Bullet starts fighting Stephanie again. Then Bullet starts Sweating Bullets!!
Stephanie falls, but Bullet picks her right back up and easily throws her over the top rope. The fans actually looked shocked...
Stephanie Sullivan is eliminated!!!
(03:39)
This is where it got real competitive. Two Shieldmaiden sisters who both wanted the main event spot, fought like they hated each other. Both superstars striking each other with punches, kicks, and the such, trying to throw the other out. But neither would give.
Bullet started running with Eavan, ready to throw her out, and Eavan switched into the Family Tradition midway!!
Eavan Maloney caught her breath, and then got Bullet to her feet. And boom!!! Out of nowhere, Bullet gave Eavan Dios Es Una Bala!!!
Bullet, breathing heavy, starts pulling Eavan back to her feet. Bullet Irish whips Eavan to the ropes, but Eavan reverses, sending Bullet to the ropes. But Bullet doesn't bounce back. Instead she hangs onto the ropes. And then Eavan tries to get The Last Word!!!
But Bullet hangs onto the ropes again, causing Eavan to fall to her back hard, losing her grip on Bullet. Bullet quickly grabs Eavan, and pulls her to her feet again. Bullet throws Eavan right over the top rope!!!
But Eavan hangs on, with her feet dangling above to outside floor. Bullet starts trying to pry Eavan's fingers from the ropes. Eavan pulls herself back up, bringing her legs up and wrapping them around Bullet's head. Eavan pulls Bullet right over the top rope, and to the outside!!!
WINNER:
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney
Match Length: 11:33
Reggie Carter: Oh shit! Eavan Maloney is going to the Spectacular!!!
“I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match, going on to fight for the MHW Ultimate Championship in the main event of Mile High Spectacular... Eavan "Krigare" Maloney!!!
Eavan Maloney, back in the ring, gets her arm raised by Regina Ball.
Steve McLarson: I told you, Reggie. I predicted it. Didn't I predict it?
Reggie Carter: You said Eavan Maloney was going to win, yes. And she did!
Steve McLarson: So the main event for Mile High Spectacular III is going to be "War Queen" Leah Aguero defending her Ultimate Championship against Eavan "Krigare" Maloney.
Reggie Carter: That will indeed be our main event. But what will it mean if El Diablo Blanco defeats Leah later tonight.
Steve McLarson: Time will tell, Reggie.
Reggie Carter: Speaking of El Diablo Blanco, he is currently standing by with our newest MHW Backstage Interviewer; Arianna Bentley...
Our newest backstage interviewer, former MHW superstar; Arianna Bentley is shown standing by with a microphone in hand.
Arianna Bentley: Hello! It's your California Princess, and I'm standing by with the new MHW Phoenix Champion; El Diablo Blanco!
The camera zooms out, showing that El Diablo Blanco is indeed standing by with Arianna Bentley.
Arianna Bentley: El Diablo Blanco, you have become quite the fan favorite here in MHW in a short amount of time. How does it feel to be recognized in MHW like you are, after only two matches?
El Diablo Blanco: Let me tell you something, Sister. The response I’ve received by the Mile Hile community has left me flabbergasted. I’ve toured the United States and I’ve gained a fan base all around the VFW Halls, American Legions, Bingo Halls and Middle School Gyms. I’ve come into a territory as a virtual unknown and when I left I amassed a following, Sister. I took the phenomenon north of the border to Canada and saw a sprinkling of Little Diablitos grow in masses until they were chanting El D’s name, Sister. Here in MHW, though? That’s a whole other breed. I started out a fan of Mile High. To hear the Mile High community transform into members of the Diablo Nation the first time I stepped foot in that ring? I’m truly blessed, Sister. Nothing could prepare me for that reaction I’ve been getting. Thank you all for being so receptive.
Arianna Bentley: And in that short amount of time you have become MHW Phoenix Championship; a belt held by three MHW Hall of Famers. What do you plan to do to keep that prestige?
El Diablo Blanco: Like I said, Sister. I started out a fan of Mile High Wrestling. This Phoenix Championship has its history. July 18th, 2018 at Rise in Phoenix Bullet managed to reverse that shiranui by Samantha Hamilton from the top of the ladder and put her through a table. July 7th, 2019 Tyke Index took Bullet to Coke Mountain in a triple threat match including Raven Trueblood to take that belt. And who could forget September 15th 2019 Mile High Spectacular Dos when Skrabz made history by beating Tyke Index with the DPK to not only retain the Ultimate Title but to win the Phoenix Championship as well. That’s a deep history with just those three title holders, Sister. What am I going to do to keep that prestige? I’m going to keep going out to that ring and give it everything I’ve got each and every night. I’m not the most experienced wrestler, my training is limited, I’m sporting a dad bod in every negative aspect of the term but I’ve got heart, Sister. With each and every appearance I make, I plan to give it my all in hopes to not only preserve the legacy that came before me but raise the bar; if that’s even possible, Sister. It all began with a moment when I hit that stump piledriver off the ladder on Bandit. That moment is forever etched in history. My plan is to make more of those moments and I have been given that opportunity because of all the fans.
Arianna Bentley: And on an even bigger level, tonight you go one on one with the MHW Ultimate Champion in the main event. Where is your head at going into this match against the top dog?
El Diablo Blanco: I’m elated, Sister. Going up against The War Queen Leah Aguero has been considered a dream match of mine for quite some time. I’ve seen how she’s grown from her husband’s right hand woman to become a strong independent hard working woman. When I first decided to go pro I said I wanted to go up against the very best this business had to offer. Win, lose or draw I get to share the ring with someone that has reached the pinnacle and from that I can only get better. I can Diggit, Sister. This match against Miss Aguero is just what I needed to step up to the next level and continue to be better. To all you fans out there tonight and all the fans watching live on Splat TV, be prepared because we will rock you. Just when you think you just can’t get enough things are going to be wonderful tonight as I get tangled up in blue. Hehe. Get it, Sister? Because Leah’s got blue hair? Either way, good ol El D is ready to step up to the plate and go toe to toe with the War Queen. I’m ready to set out and prove that the Phoenix Title is on the same level as the Ultimate Title. It’s only a matter of branding, Sister. Mentally, I’m ready, Sister. Diggit?!
Arianna Bentley: Thank you for your time..