Post by Admin on Jun 27, 2021 18:00:05 GMT -6
EPISODE THIRTY-FOUR
Sunday, June 27, 2021
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE only on Splat!
The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies starts playing for the first 13 seconds of the track, while showing clips of downtown Denver in a light blue hue, followed by different current MHW superstars posing, such as Skrabz, "War Queen" Leah Aguero, Tyke Index, Alex "Bullet" Carbajal, Eavan "Krigare" Maloney, "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire, "Mad Dog" Mark Wright, and El Diablo Blanco.
The song skips straight to the hook with a computerized fist punching your tv screen making an effect to where the glass explodes everywhere on your screen.
It's been a long time coming
Tyke Index taking Azurine Vebbins to Coke Mountain is shown
And the tables' turned around
El Diablo Blanco hitting the Stump Piledriver on Bandit from the top of a ladder is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan shaking her ass is shown
One of us is goin' down
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright celebrating with the ThrowDown Championship is shown
I'm not runnin
Talia Areano flying off the top rope with a moonsault is shown
It's a little different now
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney coming out for her entrance is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
Skrabz dropping Robert Mack with the Mic Check is shown
One of us is goin' down!!!
"War Queen" Leah Aguero raising the MHW Ultimate Championship into the air with lightning effects is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are inside the Magness Arena where fireworks are exploding. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies keeps playing through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Reggie Carter: Welcome, Mile High Club, to the thirty-fourth episode of MHW ThrowDown! This is Reggie Carter back again, alongside Steve McLarson, and we are ready for an action-packed night!
Steve McLarson: Yes, we have a very interesting tag team main event tonight.
Reggie Carter: We sure do! And the new Tag Team Champions will be crowned. The ThrowDown Championship will be on the line in a rematch from two weeks ago.
Steve McLarson: And look at the Ultimate Champion already in the ring!
The ThrowDown theme song fades out as the cameras focus inside the ring where the MHW Ultimate Champion, "War Queen" Leah Aguero is seated on a throne, decked out with a black top and red leather pants. The War Queen does not seem prepared for competition. Instead, she is seated with the Ultimate Title prominently on display. Flanked on either side by multiple members of security, Leah looks arrogantly on at the crowd.
Reggie Carter: Leah Aguero's head is getting very big. She's been calling herself the War Queen since day one of her MHW career. But man... she's literally sitting in a throne now.
Steve McLarson: Reggie, you've got a handful of wrestlers here in MHW who are handed title shot after title shot, after losing match after match. Leah is already undefeated in Season Three. She's the Ultimate Champion. She is literally the Queen of MHW.
Reggie Carter: It's too much, Steve. She's doing too much.
Leah snaps her fingers at one of the security guards who grabs a microphone and brings it to the War Queen.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: Would you look at that. ThrowDown has only just begun and yet all you little peons choose to trash the very ring I grace. And for what? You choose to stain these mats, cause tears in the ring and put all of our lives at risk as we compete for you. It’s no wonder I’ve asked the powers that be to grant me more security. Rather than bow down before your Ultimate Champion, you wish to cause harm to the Queen. And for what? Jealousy? Inadequacy? Because of what I did to your beloved backyard champion?
A smile comes across Leah’s face as the boos rain in on her. She reaches into a pocket and pulls out the strands of hair that she cut off of El Diablo Blanco’s mask two weeks ago. Boos thunder the arena.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: You either fall in line or you end up laid out. Either way, you will bow before your queen and kiss thy boot. It can be done the easy way or the hard way. Choose the hard way and… well… I walk out with a little souvenir. There is another one out there that has chosen the hard way. Dear Evan Maloney, my feisty little number one contender to MY Ultimate Title. She knows not what she speaks of. Such raw uncultivated talent thrown away because of her reactionary methods. It’s a shame, really. With the right leadership… ahem… myself, Miss Maloney could shoot straight to the top. She could rise straight up the ranks to become a knight in my kingdom. Instead, she’ll be nothing more than a hot head, ready to be served up as the first contender to try and fail to take the Queen’s title.
The War Queen shakes her head in disappointment.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: Tonight, the would be “Krigare” will get her first taste of punishment at the Queen’s behest as she teams with Alejandra Carbajal to take on myself and… Skrabz.
The War Queen shows off an exaggerated eye roll.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: I guess now I need to carry others back to a prominent position. But before tonight’s main event. Before this show even continues, I command you all to rise before your queen and take a bow. Your MHW Ultimate Champion has arrived. You may now pay your respects.
The War Queen rises to her feet and raises both arms out in the air to take in the crowd’s "admiration". Instead…
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
Steve McLarson: Whoa! They better not interrupt the Queen when she's speaking!
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Wendy “Zombie” Pellegrini and Katrina “Hairicin” Knox ride out onto the ramp on black Harley-Davidsons before riding down to ringside, effectively blocking the ramp. As they step off their bikes, Leah becomes enraged before realizing there are only two members of The Purge trio at ringside.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: Are you two lost, or have you come to your senses and decided to pay homage to your Queen?
Zombie is handed a microphone and looks up in the ring.
Wendy "Zombie" Stevens: I’m sorry. You said you needed extra security, right? Those people with you… I don’t think they’re up to the task. Thought we’d lend you a hand.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: You’re funny. I have the best security money could buy. Well, Robert Mack’s money can buy. He was wise to protect his investment. So, what was the plan? You two run interference while your little hothead tries to hit me from behind? You Shieldmaidens are pathetic. Come back when Eavan Maloney decides she wants to face me.
As The War Queen was berating The Purge at ringside, Eavan “Krigare” Maloney slides into the ring behind her and sits on the throne, as the security detail all exit the ring. Krigare is dangling her legs over one of the arms, admiring the MHW Ultimate Championship as she twirls a microphone of her own in her hand.
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney: Or, you can, I don’t know, turn your bitch ass around?
As The War Queen turns around, she realizes she’s all alone in the ring with Krigare, who is wearing the Ultimate Championship on her shoulder.
Reggie Carter: For a Queen, she sure doesn't have good security...
Steve McLarson: She said Robert Mack hired them. It's all his fault!
As the War Queen lunges at her, Krigare drops her with the NOLA Makeover and looks down at The War Queen chuckling, before picking up the title and laying it over The War Queen’s chest. Krigare shrugs, smiles, and rolls out of the ring and fist-bumps her sisters before the three walk up the ramp.
Reggie Carter: The number one contender has gotten one over on the Champ.
Steve McLarson: That's what she thinks. The end result for their match at the Spectacular will stay the same. Leah is going to walk out still Champion.
Reggie Carter: Well I guess we'll get a better idea of what will happen in that match later tonight when both of them are across the ring from one another in our Tag Team Main Event Match tonight.
Steve McLarson: Oh the Shieldmaidens don't stand a chance. The Ultimate Champion AND the man who actually deserves the shot? Those biker chicks are in for a butt whooping!
Reggie Carter: We will see later tonight.
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With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Slipknot's “Psychosocial” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.
Reggie Carter: Psycho's reign as ThrowDown Champion lasted two weeks. Can she regain the title tonight?
Steve McLarson: With all these women's help, without a doubt.
Reggie Carter: I don't think they're out here to help her, Steve. They're just out here to support her.
Steve McLarson: Sure.
Bullet, Bandit, and Killer follow Psycho out and walk her to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall, and is for the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship!!! Introducing first... from Asheville, North Carolina... weighing in at 105 pounds..... she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens... she is the challenger... “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!
Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
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"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG! ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!"
The sound of banjo picking begins to play over the PA as "Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Woke up early this morning
As I looked around my world be crumblin' down
What I saw, I couldn't believe, Who are you?
What might I be? Oh, the things you do
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright comes barreling through the entrance way, wearing his MHW ThrowDown Television Championship, chugging a can of beer.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from Big Ugly, West Virginia... weighing in at 238 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Sunny Jim... he is the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Mad Dog stops at the top of the entrance way and smashes the can on his head. Mad Dog throws the smashed can into the crowd and then pulls his jacket off throwing it down and runs down the entrance way and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Steve McLarson: Well, it's time to find out who's walking out with the gold this week.
Match Official: Emily Falls
MHW ThrowDown Television Championship
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright©
vs
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire
The fans start barking and Mad Dog nods his head. Psycho looks around the Magness Arena with her eyebrow raised, but a slight smile on her face.
Mad Dog claps his hands together and starts pacing ready to go. Psycho gets ready to go too.
The two meet in the middle and Psycho punches, kicks, punches, kicks, chops. Another chop. Mad Dog kicks Psycho. Psycho lunges forward with an elbow smash.
Mad Dog shakes it off and starts barking. The fans start barking with him and Psycho hits him with a surprise Gealtachta!!!
Mad Dog doesn't fall, but instead knocks On his head and tells Psycho he told her so. Psycho looks surprised, but then Mad Dog's eyes roll back and he collapses.
You can hear some laughter coming from the ring, and some boos too. Mixed reactions, but Psycho smirks and shakes her head, before pinning her opponent.
One!
Two!
......
ThrKICKOUT!!!
The match is a hard-hitting match. Lots of strikes, and at one point Mad Dog does indeed bite Psycho's fingers. Psycho keeps fighting back, Mad Dog keeps fighting back. It's a damn good match for the Championship. One thing to note is that throughout the match Sunny Jim seems to taunt Psycho and the other Shieldmaidens at ringside. The other three seem unbothered, but Psycho slowly seems to be getting aggravated by him as time passes.
Out of nowhere, while she has Mad Dog down, while Sunny Jim is yelling some choice words, Psycho rolls out of the ring and gets in the face of Mark's mouthpiece.
The other Shieldmaidens tell her to leave it be and focus on her match, and after a little while Psycho decides to listen to them. Mad Dog is starting to get up, inside the ring anyways.
But then before Psycho fully gets back inside the ring, Sunny Jim says something else and Psycho reaches under the ring grabbing her blackthorn shillelagh. The fans go nuts.
The ref slides out of the ring and gets in front of Psycho, begging her to not do anything crazy. Psycho is yelling and cussing saying she is going to shut his fucking mouth and do everyone a favor.
Then Mad Dog rolls out of the ring behind her and grabs her on the shoulder. She instantly spins around and smashes the blackthorn shillelagh across his head!!
WINNER:
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright©
vs
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire
The fans start barking and Mad Dog nods his head. Psycho looks around the Magness Arena with her eyebrow raised, but a slight smile on her face.
Mad Dog claps his hands together and starts pacing ready to go. Psycho gets ready to go too.
The two meet in the middle and Psycho punches, kicks, punches, kicks, chops. Another chop. Mad Dog kicks Psycho. Psycho lunges forward with an elbow smash.
Mad Dog shakes it off and starts barking. The fans start barking with him and Psycho hits him with a surprise Gealtachta!!!
Mad Dog doesn't fall, but instead knocks On his head and tells Psycho he told her so. Psycho looks surprised, but then Mad Dog's eyes roll back and he collapses.
You can hear some laughter coming from the ring, and some boos too. Mixed reactions, but Psycho smirks and shakes her head, before pinning her opponent.
One!
Two!
......
ThrKICKOUT!!!
The match is a hard-hitting match. Lots of strikes, and at one point Mad Dog does indeed bite Psycho's fingers. Psycho keeps fighting back, Mad Dog keeps fighting back. It's a damn good match for the Championship. One thing to note is that throughout the match Sunny Jim seems to taunt Psycho and the other Shieldmaidens at ringside. The other three seem unbothered, but Psycho slowly seems to be getting aggravated by him as time passes.
Out of nowhere, while she has Mad Dog down, while Sunny Jim is yelling some choice words, Psycho rolls out of the ring and gets in the face of Mark's mouthpiece.
The other Shieldmaidens tell her to leave it be and focus on her match, and after a little while Psycho decides to listen to them. Mad Dog is starting to get up, inside the ring anyways.
But then before Psycho fully gets back inside the ring, Sunny Jim says something else and Psycho reaches under the ring grabbing her blackthorn shillelagh. The fans go nuts.
The ref slides out of the ring and gets in front of Psycho, begging her to not do anything crazy. Psycho is yelling and cussing saying she is going to shut his fucking mouth and do everyone a favor.
Then Mad Dog rolls out of the ring behind her and grabs her on the shoulder. She instantly spins around and smashes the blackthorn shillelagh across his head!!
WINNER:
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
Match Length: 07:59
Reggie Carter: She just cost herself the match!!
Steve McLarson: Wow...
Some boos leak out from the crowd as Psycho looks down at Mad Dog, with no remorse. A glaze in her eyes.
Reggie Carter: Just like that, we are reminded why she goes by Psycho!
Steve McLarson: Or maybe she can go by "Angry Bird".
Reggie Carter: Aw man, look!
Blood starts trickling down the top of Mad Dog's head and down his face. More boos start coming from the Mile High Club.
Steve McLarson: The fans do not like this, do they?
Then Sunny Jim comes up behind Psycho and grabs her wrist to take the blackthorn shillelagh, but obviously that was a mistake.
Reggie Carter: Shit, you should have ran while you had the chance, buddy...
Steve McLarson: He's just a manager. Don't hurt the poor guy.
Reggie Carter: Oh, he's about to get hurt.
Psycho turns around and yanks her arm out of his grip, before wacking him across the face with the blackthorn shillelagh!!!
Steve McLarson: My Jesus! Someone stop this maniac!
Her Shieldmaiden sisters quickly pull her away, telling her it isn't even worth it. But she wants to hurt him bad. Especially since his words cost her the match.
Reggie Carter: He got under her skin enough to make her cost herself the match.
Steve McLarson: He didnt do anything but his job. She should be arrested!
Reggie Carter: The Shieldmaidens getting their sister out of here before any more damage can be done.
Steve McLarson: So Mad Dog wins by disqualification. Wow.
Robert Mack and Katrina Mack are seen talking to each other on the sofa of their office. Katrina is laying against the arm of the sofa with her legs over Robert's lap, as they both watch the show.
Katrina Mack: Wow, I almost forgot why she was called Psycho. Do we need to do something about that?
Robert Mack: Naw, he put himself into that position. I say we set up a third match at the Spectacular. And how about we put them inside of a Steel Cage?
Katrina Mack: Mad Dog vs Psycho in a Steel Cage for the ThrowDown Title? Sounds good...
Robert makes a face like he's a genius, then remembers he wanted to ask Katrina something.
Robert Mack: So did you get Mr. Hamilton?
Katrina makes a face.
Katrina Mack: I don't really know if that's a good idea, after all.
Robert Mack: You were pushing for him and now you don't want him?
Katrina Mack: Well I think we're doing a good enough job.
Robert Mack: Yeah, but we need to keep our faces off of TV to keep ourselves out of silly situations. Give him a call...
Katrina Mack: Just don't go challenging wrestlers anymore and we'll be fine.
A knock on the door is heard. Rob and Katrina look at each other, both raising their eyebrows.
Katrina Mack: Come in...!
You can hear the door open, and then someone speaks.
Backstage Worker: Sorry to interrupt, but I thought you should know we were just told that Tyke Index is on his way to the arena.
Robert looks at Katrina confused.
Robert Mack: I thought you told him to take the night off.
Katrina Mack: I did.
Katrina takes her legs off of Robert's lap and stands up.
Katrina Mack: I'll take care of it...
Katrina leaves, and Robert sits there shaking his head.
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Reggie Carter: Well, later tonight El D will be in a non-title Triple Threat Match with Stephanie Sullivan and Talia Areano. A couple of days ago we heard from him for the first time since the Ultimate Champion basically made him bow before her, two weeks ago. Here's what he had to say...
El Diablo Blanco: It certainly took a bit, Sister. Miss Aguero’s Endgame left me reeling as it was. It wasn’t until I got backstage and surveyed my mask and subsequently rewatched footage that I became aware of what had transpired. There are many that assume that I would be angry with the War Queen’s actions but if I can have just a moment to address Miss Aguero.
Abi Rose: Go right ahead.
El Diablo Blanco: Miss Aguero, I forgive you for your transgressions. I know there is good in you. I have seen it in the past. I have seen it the way you have taken others under your wing. I have seen your transition from being someone’s backup to being a leading lady. I appreciate your tenacity to get the win and being in the ring with you two weeks ago was a whole semester of learning rolled all into one match. For that, I came out of our match with an abundance of knowledge and thank you for that. While I cannot dig what you did post-match I understand that you were simply trying to make a statement. Next time, and I’m sure down the road there will be a next time, please do not tarnish the legacy I am making with this mask. Until then, if you’d like to get your own and if any of you fans out there want to get one of your own head on over to MHW.com and get yours today for only $29.95. And while you’re at it you can also pick up an “El D’s House of Fun” shirt for an additional $19.95.
Abi Rose: An interesting transition between forgiveness towards someone that did you wrong and a sales pitch.
The "X Files Theme" plays throughout the arena. Karen Justice emerges with Triangle King and Apex Jones behind her. They rip their masks off, throwing them on the ground and stomping them out.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Tag Tean Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico... weighing in at a combined weight of 435 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Karen Justice... the team of Apex Jones and Triangle King... they are The Q Files!!!
The Q Files march down the ramp. They ridicule fans who look a certain way, which offends them.
Steve McLarson: Here comes these nut jobs....
Reggie Carter: Both these teams were each impressive two weeks ago, but they did not advance to the Tag Title Match later tonight.
Steve McLarson: But this is a chance for one of them to pick themselves back up and get back to business.
Reggie Carter: Definately.
The Q Files reach the ring.
Steve McLarson: I hear The Q Files think there's a conspiracy in MHW to keep the Shieldmaidens on top, and they believe that's why they lost last week.
"No Clover Leaf" by Metallica starts playing throughout the arena. Smoke comes from the entrance way. As the smoke is clearing, "Enforcer" Anthony Cross and Justice Cross walk through the smoke and look out at the crowd.
Reggie Carter: The Cross was extremely impressive two weeks ago. There was multiple times during the match where I thought they'd be fighting The Purge this week.
Steve McLarson: I'll admit, this is a very impressive tag team.
Enforcer and Justice walk down to the ring. Justice raises her hands in the air and waves to the fans. She then bends down at the waist, before standing back up with her hands both in the air with the "shocker" symbol on them.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponents... from Brooklyn, New York... weighing in at a combined weight of 401 pounds..... the team of "Enforcer" Anthony Cross and Justice Cross... they are The Cross'!!!
Enforcer and Justice walk up the stairs on to the ring apron, look out at the crowd and lift their arms out to the Team.
Reggie Carter: Like we said, both of these teams lost last week in their debut matches. So this is an opportunity to get back up.
Enforcer and Justice step through the ropes. Enforcer walks over to the the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side. Justice raises her hands up in the middle of the ring, waving again at the fans.
Match Official: Ginger Knox
Tag Team Match
The Cross'
vs
The Q Files
We start off with Traingle King and Anthony Cross. They circle each other ready to go. Traingle reaches for Anthony, but Anthony backs away. Traingle reaches out again, but it seems like he's reaching for something he shouldn't each time he reaches. Anthony backs up again, looking frustrated. Anthony just charges at Triangle King this time, spearing him to the mat.
Triangle King rolls around in pain and then rolls to his corner, tagging in Apex Jones. Apex Jones charges Anthony and takes him down with a shoulder tackle.
Anthony gets back to his feet and Apex takes him down with a spear of his own. Anthony is in the corner pulling himself up, and Apex charges him with a splash in the corner.
Anthony wobbles forward while Apex turns around and taunts the crowd. Then he looks at Justice and mocks her husband. He turns around and Anthony takes him down with a brianbuster. He hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Once Justice Cross gets into the ring, she flies all over the place taking down Triangle King all over the ring. Apex Jones got tagged in and started taking down Justice. The fans booed and Anthony had to watch on.
Justice would finally get to tag Anthony back in, but before Anthony could get to Apex, Apex would tag in Triangle King. Anthony would beat down Traingle King and then lock him into his Omerta submission!!!
As the ref was checking on Traingle King, Apex would start getting into the ring to stop the submission, but Justice would come charging at him and take him out of the ring.
The ref confirms Triangle King is out!!!
WINNER:
The Cross'
The Cross'
vs
The Q Files
We start off with Traingle King and Anthony Cross. They circle each other ready to go. Traingle reaches for Anthony, but Anthony backs away. Traingle reaches out again, but it seems like he's reaching for something he shouldn't each time he reaches. Anthony backs up again, looking frustrated. Anthony just charges at Triangle King this time, spearing him to the mat.
Triangle King rolls around in pain and then rolls to his corner, tagging in Apex Jones. Apex Jones charges Anthony and takes him down with a shoulder tackle.
Anthony gets back to his feet and Apex takes him down with a spear of his own. Anthony is in the corner pulling himself up, and Apex charges him with a splash in the corner.
Anthony wobbles forward while Apex turns around and taunts the crowd. Then he looks at Justice and mocks her husband. He turns around and Anthony takes him down with a brianbuster. He hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Once Justice Cross gets into the ring, she flies all over the place taking down Triangle King all over the ring. Apex Jones got tagged in and started taking down Justice. The fans booed and Anthony had to watch on.
Justice would finally get to tag Anthony back in, but before Anthony could get to Apex, Apex would tag in Triangle King. Anthony would beat down Traingle King and then lock him into his Omerta submission!!!
As the ref was checking on Traingle King, Apex would start getting into the ring to stop the submission, but Justice would come charging at him and take him out of the ring.
The ref confirms Triangle King is out!!!
WINNER:
The Cross'
Match Length: 04:19
"No Clover Leaf" by Metallica plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... The Cross'!!!
The Q Files stumble up the ramp while The Cross' celebrate in the ring.
Reggie Carter: The Cross' did damn good in their debut match two weeks ago, and it could have went either way. Regardless, they did not come out with the victory. But tonight, they came in and took the W. That's how you do it!
Steve McLarson: I've got to give it to them. They did come in and make up for that loss two weeks ago.
Reggie Carter: What does the future hold for this couple?
Steve McLarson: Well hold on a minute, we might be about to find out...
The Enforcer has a mic in his hand, and his music fades away.
"Enforcer" Anthony Cross: I told you we refuse to settle for anything else less than exceptional. Tonight we showed you that.
Enforcer paces the ring as Justice nods her head in agreement.
"Enforcer" Anthony Cross: We came here to become the Tag Team Champions. And we will!
Enforcer stops pacing and puts all his focus into the hard cam.
"Enforcer" Anthony Cross: Shieldmaidens, you'll be seeing us again real soon...
Enforcer tosses the mic and turns to his wife as they leave together, and their music comes on again.
Reggie Carter: The Cross wants that Tag Team gold. Will they get it?
Steve McLarson: Later tonight we will find out who will be carrying that gold.
Katrina Mack is shown standing behind a bunch of security, at the front of the parking lot to the arena.
Katrina Mack: When he gets here, you make sure he does NOT get into this arena.
Each security guard nods, as they seemingly wait for the arrival of Tyke Index.
Reggie Carter: Well, it looks like Katrina Mack is not going to let Tyke Index into the arena.
Steve McLarson: This guy doesn't like to follow rules does he?
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"Scandalous" by Misteeq starts to play across the PA system and Stephanie Sullivan slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word "Scandalous". The front has "3S" interlocked with one another.
Reggie Carter: Well it's time for an interesting Triple Threat Match here.
Steve McLarson: I'm just glad the title is not on the line. Both ladies fighting El D, lost two weeks ago. They don't deserve a title match.
Reggie Carter: Well to be fair, El D lost two weeks ago also.
Stephanie Sullivan blows a kiss to the crowd, and then she taunts them as she struts her way down to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Triple Threat Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at 135 pounds..... "Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan!!!
Stephanie makes her way down to the ring, grinning as she makes her way inside the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side.
Steve McLarson: I need to have a talk with this lady. She needs to learn to respect herself. She looks like a stripper!!
Reggie Carter: I don't mind it.
Steve McLarson: This is wrestling, Reggie! Not PornHub!
Stephanie bounces around as she waits in anticipation for her opponents.
Reggie Carter: Let her express herself however she sees fit.
Steve McLarson: I care about her. I'm going to have a talk with her later tonight.
"Say You Will" by Evanescene is heard on the sound system. Talia Areano comes out from behind the curtain wearing a leather jacket. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks reign down on her.
Kimberly Brooks: And one of her opponents... from Buenos Aires, Argentina... weighing in at 125 pounds..... Talia Areano!!!
Talia walks down the ramp with her hips moving back and forth, swinging her arms. She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes.
Reggie Carter: Well, fun fact; Talia Areano has yet to be pinned or submitted in MHW since her debut.
Steve McLarson: She's only won one match out of three.
Reggie Carter: Right. But in her first loss, it was a Triple Threat, and she wasn't the one pinned. And then in her last match, she was eliminated by being thrown over the top rope.
Steve McLarson: Has she ever been in a one on one match yet?
Reggie Carter: Not in MHW yet, actually. Interesting statistic, Steve.
Talia walks over to the ropes on the right side and stands on the first rope. She then bends over and looks at the fans with a smile on her face.
Steve McLarson: So let me guess; if one of these two ladies pins El Diablo Blanco, they'll get a Phoenix Title Match.
Reggie Carter: It's possible. It would surely get them in that title picture.
Steve McLarson: That's stupid. They need to win more matches.
Talia gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the Phoenix Champion.
Reggie Carter: Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
Steve McLarson: Opinions? A loser doesn't deserve a chance to be a champion. Championship belts are for winners.
Reggie Carter: So in your world, all champions are undefeated?
Steve McLarson: You're an idiot, Reggie.
Reggie Carter: Well, that's all irrelevant, because Bullet will be facing El D for the belt in one month's time at the Spectacular.
The moment “The Fox (What Did the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays over the PA System, the members of The Diablo Nation in attendance are thrown into a frenzy.
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?"
Just then El Diablo Blanco explodes out onto the stage, wearing his MHW Phoenix Championship, bouncing around to the music as the fans cheer even louder for The Backyard Phenom.
Reggie Carter: El Diablo Blanco may very well be the most popular wrestler in MHW right now.
Steve McLarson: And Leah Aguero made him kiss her feet, two weeks ago. He bowed before the Queen.
El D gingerly makes his way down the ramp high fiving fans all the way to and around the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponent... from Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at 244 pounds..... he is the MHW Phoenix Champion... El Diablo Blanco!!!
Finally rolling into the ring under the bottom rope, El D ascends the second turnbuckle closest to hard cam side and starts playing air guitar to the rest of the song as the crowd sings along.
Reggie Carter: Well, I'm sure El D wants to redeem himself tonight, after two weeks ago.
As the song finishes, El Diablo Blanco turns to each side of the ring and bows to the fans in appreciation.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Triple Threat Match
El Diablo Blanco
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
vs
Talia Areano
The three competitors circle the ring, and the fans are chanting "El D!" El D is nodding his head in approval, feeling their energy as if it's giving him power.
Talia runs at Steph with a spear, taking her down. She turns to El D and El D nods at her. They approach each other and lock up.
El D quickly takes Talia down with a snap suplex. Steph is back to her feet and runs at El D with a jumping forearm smash.
But El D sidesteps. Steph barely lands on her feet, stopping herself at the ropes. She turns around and El D gives her a body slam. The fans are cheering their guy on.
Talia comes flying off the top rope onto El D with a crossbody. She comes down so fast, it gives El D the angle to roll her up.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Both El D and Talia get to their feet. Steph comes up behind Talia and takes her down with a back body drop. Steph gets to her feet and charges at El D, only to be caught with a spinebuster. The fans are going nuts.
It was a pretty evened out Triple Threat Match. El D and Talia had some nice high spots, while Steph showed lots of intensity throughout.
Towards the end, Stephanie has El D in her Ankle Lock!!
The ref is asking if he gives up, while he moans in pain. But Talia comes out of nowhere with Rush Hour!!
Stephanie goes rolling out of the ring after she hits the mat. Talia quickly pulls El D to his feet. She gets him prepared for a Slice of Heaven!!!
But as she goes up the turnbuckle, she comes down only landing behind him as he pushes her grip off. He quickly turns around and she goes right into a small package.
One!
Two!
.....
Kickout!!
Both superstars get to their feet and El quickly takes Talia down with his Stump Pikedriver!!
The fans are jumping up and down as El D climbs to the top rope. Then you can hear some boos come through, and Stephanie is pulling on El D's leg, while standing on the apron.
El D kicks her off the apron and then stands on top of the top rope, as the fans are going crazy.
El D comes flying down on top of Talia, Feeling Froggy!!!
El D hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
El Diablo Blanco
El Diablo Blanco
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
vs
Talia Areano
The three competitors circle the ring, and the fans are chanting "El D!" El D is nodding his head in approval, feeling their energy as if it's giving him power.
Talia runs at Steph with a spear, taking her down. She turns to El D and El D nods at her. They approach each other and lock up.
El D quickly takes Talia down with a snap suplex. Steph is back to her feet and runs at El D with a jumping forearm smash.
But El D sidesteps. Steph barely lands on her feet, stopping herself at the ropes. She turns around and El D gives her a body slam. The fans are cheering their guy on.
Talia comes flying off the top rope onto El D with a crossbody. She comes down so fast, it gives El D the angle to roll her up.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Both El D and Talia get to their feet. Steph comes up behind Talia and takes her down with a back body drop. Steph gets to her feet and charges at El D, only to be caught with a spinebuster. The fans are going nuts.
It was a pretty evened out Triple Threat Match. El D and Talia had some nice high spots, while Steph showed lots of intensity throughout.
Towards the end, Stephanie has El D in her Ankle Lock!!
The ref is asking if he gives up, while he moans in pain. But Talia comes out of nowhere with Rush Hour!!
Stephanie goes rolling out of the ring after she hits the mat. Talia quickly pulls El D to his feet. She gets him prepared for a Slice of Heaven!!!
But as she goes up the turnbuckle, she comes down only landing behind him as he pushes her grip off. He quickly turns around and she goes right into a small package.
One!
Two!
.....
Kickout!!
Both superstars get to their feet and El quickly takes Talia down with his Stump Pikedriver!!
The fans are jumping up and down as El D climbs to the top rope. Then you can hear some boos come through, and Stephanie is pulling on El D's leg, while standing on the apron.
El D kicks her off the apron and then stands on top of the top rope, as the fans are going crazy.
El D comes flying down on top of Talia, Feeling Froggy!!!
El D hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
El Diablo Blanco
Match Length: 05:57
Reggie Carter: Another victory for El Diablo Blanco!
“The Fox (What Did the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... El Diablo Blanco!!!
El D celebrates in the ring, as Steph stands on the outside, rubbing her lower back, looking on in disgust.
Steve McLarson: After such a nasty defeat two weeks ago, El Diablo Blanco reminds the Mile High Club why he is a top tier superstar.
Reggie Carter: I don't think the fans needed any reminding. They love this man.
Steve McLarson: They do. His dad bod and all. I'm sure he'll be celebrating this victory by going through a Taco Bell drive thru later tonight.
Reggie Carter: However he celebrates, he has every reason to celebrate. And he has a tough task ahead of him at the Spectacular, defending that belt to the very first Phoenix Champion.
All of a sudden, Kate "Diamond" Steele and a blue haired light skinned black woman attack El D from behind. His theme music fades out, as the fans start booing very loudly.
Steve McLarson: Who are these girls?!
Reggie Carter: Well you should know who Kate Steele is, but the other woman is Crystal Hilton...
Crystal and Diamond stomp away at El D as Stephanie slides into the ring.
Steve McLarson: What's their problem with El Diablo Blanco?
Reggie Carter: I believe they are with Stephanie Sullivan...
Steve McLarson: How many gangs are there to MHW?!
Crystal grabs Talia by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Then she drops Talia with Forgetmenot!!!
Reggie Carter: She calls that the Forgetmenot!
Steve McLarson: This is quite disrespectful...
El D is getting to his feet and while Steph grabs his Phoenix Championship belt off the mat, Diamond drops him with the Diamond Cutter!!!
Reggie Carter: Oh man...
Steve McLarson: You lost the match, ma'am! Why are you touching his belt?
Steph raises the Phoenix Championship high above her head as the fans boo louder and louder until a "Bullshit!" chant breaks through.
Reggie Carter: Wow...
Katrina and the security are shown still in the same spot. Katrina is eating a Nestlé Drumstick Ice Cream Cone, pacing back and forth.
Reggie Carter: I guess Katrina is still waiting on the arrival of Tyke Index.
Steve McLarson: What if he doesn't even show up?
Headlights start coming down the driveway towards the security, at a normal speed. The car stops about forty feet away from everyone.
Reggie Carter: Is that him?
Steve McLarson: It would be just right if it was someone else just showing up late for work, and Katrina's out there. They'd deserve to get fired.
Reggie Carter: Well, I believe everyone is here that should be. You're there every other Sunday afternoon when Robert does roll call.
Steve McLarson: I guess that's true.
Tyke Index steps out of the driver's side and walks towards the security. Katrina walks through her security, stepping out in front of them.
Katrina Mack: Tyke, I told you to take the night off. Why are you here?
Tyke doesn't say anything, but just slowly keeps walking towards her looking like he hasn't slept in days.
Katrina Mack: Tyke, this is why I asked you to take the night off. You need to get yourself together. We're worried about you...
Tyke finally stops, standing right in front of Katrina, looking down at her feet.
Tyke Index: It wasn't Azzy....
Katrina looks at the top of his head, mouthing "what?".
Tyke Index: I'm not sure who it is. But they're crazy, and they're trying to kill me.
Tyke finally looks up, looking Katrina deep into her eyes. He looks pure. Katrina feels bad and places her hand on his shoulder, looking deep into his eyes.
Katrina Mack: No one's trying to kill you, Tyke.
All of a sudden Tyke's car explodes!!! Katrina drops her ice cream. The security hold their hands up like they're going to block something from hitting them. Katrina does the same.
Reggie Carter: What the fuck?!!!
Steve McLarson: Oh Jesus!!!
Tyke however doesn't flinch whatsoever, as he just keeps staring deep into Katrina's eyes.
Tyke Index: I told you...
Another car explodes!!! And then another!!!!! Tyke Index just slowly sits down on the concrete ground and lowers his head, as everyone else looks freaked out.
Reggie Carter: What the hell is going on?!! Do we need to get out of here?!!!!
Steve McLarson: I don't know if we need to go to our cars right now, Reggie....
Katrina looks behind herself at the security, seeing if they are as confused and freaked out as her.
Reggie Carter: Is someone really trying to kill Tyke Index?
Steve McLarson: Is it something supernatural? Maybe we need to tell The Q Files!
Reggie Carter: This is serious, Steve...
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The crowd erupt with a loud cheer and jump to their feet as a shorter version of Skrabz' entrance music echoes around the arena, bursting through the speakers with it's signature gunshot.
Reggie Carter: Well it looks like Skrabz is on his way to the ring early. It's definately not time for the main event.
Within seconds Skrabz appears, his head held high and his arms swaying by his side as he walks to the ring with purpose, decked out in a black Toll Gang T, baggy grey sweat pants and a black and white pair of Jordan 1s.
Steve McLarson: Well what do you think this is about?
Reggie Carter: Could be anything? Maybe he's not done with Rob. Maybe he's about to address his match at the Spectacular. Maybe he's gonna challenge Leah for the title.
Steve McLarson: Oh, I think he deserves that opportunity more than anyone here, but you can't just get what you want around here.
Reggie Carter: You must not know Skrabz.
Skrabal walks around the ring and snatches a microphone from Kimberly Brooks who is sitting at the time keepers table.
Steve McLarson: Well that was rude!
Reggie Carter: Told you. Skrabz runs this place.
As Skrabz passes the commentary table he casts a glance of disdain at Reggie Carter and Steve McLarson before using his right hand in a puppet like motion, mocking the commentary team.
Steve McLarson: Respect your elders, son!
Reggie Carter: Yeah, what was all that about?
Steve McLarson: I don't know. But I'm not the one to mock...
Reggie Carter: Oh okay...
Skrabal rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and his music fades out, allowing the volume of the crowd to be heard to the fullest, as what started as a favourable reaction now has some negativity mixed with it. Skrabz hops up and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle. He pretends to check a watch on his wrist as he waits impatiently for the crowd to quieten down, after a few seconds he shakes his head.
Skrabz: I ain't out here to play games ya know so I'mma just talk over the lotta ya...
Skrabal hops down from the turnbuckle as the volume of the boos increases. He walks to to the side of the ring and leans on the ropes, locking eyes with a camera.
Skrabz: A milli too light if it cost ya soul... If they'd tried take that price on my head, I'da put a tag on they toe!
Skrabz lowers the mic and moves away from the ropes, laughing arrogantly as a the crowd mostly boo, although a few positive reactions remain. A lone voice can be heard shouting "Talk to 'em!"
Skrabz: Ya nah if I'm anyone other than me right now I be more than embarrassed. For real I ain't wanna show my face in public. Coz after all that chattin' an' gassin' over years past and days present about man like Skrabz and what they'd do to him, yeah they been hopein' and prayin' they get they chance but when it's open season ain't nobody huntin'... Bossman out here playin' Who Wanna be A Millyunaire and can't none of 'em even phone a friend.
Skrabz lowers the mic and walks around the ring, his face a portrait of arrogance as the crowd react more positively this time.
Skrabz: So Bossman bun that off, he say you had ya chance at the milli but you ain't want it so he gone go spend it on whatever man like him spend his cash on, fam for real I ain't even wanna know what it is. I ain't even know what a millyun dollars buy you. Don't buy courage though, don't buy guts do it? Nah! It buy you a whole lotta nuttin' and then some... Fffforget the money though fam, yeah I keeps it stackin but shit you seen where I stay, straight crud fam I ain't about the lux. I'm good in the gutter, trust. But there be one ting I want, jus' one ting innit, yeah you know what it is...
Skrabz glances at his right shoulder where the Mile High Ultimate Championship rested for so long. The crowd erupt, a few cheers seeping through a chorus of boos. A lone voice can be heard shouting "Oh shit, here we go!"
Skrabz: Ya can't buy it fam, not even wit' a millyun... So one day, and it ain't matter how long it take, I ain't goin' nowhere! And one day I'mma reach out wit' these grubby greaze drippin' paws a mine and I'mma jus' go 'head an' take it! Coz it ain't matter whose waist it's on fam, nah! It ain't matter whose name be all up on the side plates, forget that! That Mi' High Ultimate Championship belongs to man like Skrabz!
The fans react loudly, the cheers dominating the reaction as the Mile High Club gets caught up in the moment, that same lone voice once again picked up by a microphone can be heard shouting "Talk that title shit!"
Skrabz: And ya know that shit true... But before that day come there be suttin' else. Mr. Trauma himself, Gabriel Ohio... Fam I done said I ain't hard to find and ya finally found me, maybe if ya moved quicker ya woulda been here in time for that bounty ting. But nah you stay on the go slow, well I'm a make it even easier for ya. I ain't been known for my patience and I ain't wanna wait for the Spectacular fam, nah!
Anticipation grows in the audience as Skrabz lowers the mic and paces the ring for a couple of seconds.
Skrabz: I be in this ring right here right now and I beg you get yaself out here... I got all night blad, I ain't goin' nowhere!
The crowd are on fire and on their feet at the prospect of seeing Skrabz and Gabriel Ohio go at it right here, right now.
Steve McLarson: We got a show to do. He can't just sit in that ring and wait. Gabriel, come on out so we can move on!
Reggie Carter: Well, Ohio likes to play mind games, so he might not come out.
Steve McLarson: I'll get in the ring and teach that boy a lesson.
Reggie Carter: Right...
"Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison hits the arena speakers and Robert Mack walks out with a smile on his face and a microphone in his hand.
Steve McLarson: Good! Tell him to go get ready for his match, so we can move on, Mr. Mack sir!
Robert stands on the stage, soaking up the reaction from the Denver crowd.
Reggie Carter: I thought Rob was done with Skrabz.
Steve McLarson: That doesn't mean he's going to stop doing his job, Reggie.
Reggie Carter: I suppose.
The music fades out and Robert lifts the mic to his mouth.
Robert Mack: Skrabz... I'm going to keep this as short as possible. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately for you I can't let that happen. I can't let you fight Gabriel Ohio tonight.
The crowd boo loudly, letting Mr. Mack know they are not happy with his announcement. In the ring Skrabz shakes his head, contempt covering his face as he listens to Mack talk.
Robert Mack: I can't let it happen because you don't get what you want whenever you say you want it, Skrabz. You get what I say you get, when I say you get it! And I say you get Gabriel Ohio, No Holds Barred, at Mile High Spectacular III...
With that, Robert smirks and quickly exits through the curtain as "Return Of The Mack" plays again. In the ring Skrabz drops his mic, walks to ring ropes and ducks between them then quickly makes his way backstage, seemingly in pursuit of Robert Mack.
Steve McLarson: Now we can move on.
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