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EPISODE THIRTY-FIVE
Sunday, July 11, 2021
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE only on Splat!
The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies starts playing for the first 13 seconds of the track, while showing clips of downtown Denver in a light blue hue, followed by different current MHW superstars posing, such as Skrabz, "War Queen" Leah Aguero, Tyke Index, Alex "Bullet" Carbajal, Eavan "Krigare" Maloney, Gabriel Ohio, "Mad Dog" Mark Wright, and El Diablo Blanco.
The song skips straight to the hook with a computerized fist punching your tv screen making an effect to where the glass explodes everywhere on your screen.
It's been a long time coming
Tyke Index taking Azurine Vebbins to Coke Mountain is shown
And the tables' turned around
El Diablo Blanco hitting the Stump Piledriver on Bandit from the top of a ladder is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan shaking her ass is shown
One of us is goin' down
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright celebrating with the ThrowDown Championship is shown
I'm not runnin
Gabriel Ohio putting Skrabz through a table is shown
It's a little different now
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney coming out for her entrance is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
Skrabz dropping Robert Mack with the Mic Check is shown
One of us is goin' down!!!
"War Queen" Leah Aguero raising the MHW Ultimate Championship into the air with lightning effects is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are inside the Magness Arena where fireworks are exploding. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies keeps playing through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Reggie Carter: Welcome everybody to the thirty-fifth episode of MHW ThrowDown, and it's the final episode before Mile High Spectacular III! That's right, we are just two weeks away from our biggest event!
Steve McLarson: Some big matches are already planned. And from what I understand, there will be more announced.
Reggie Carter: That's facts! I'm Reggie Carter, and now as always I'm joined by Steve McLarson.
Steve McLarson: And they have me here with Reggie to be the one who gives it to you straight.
Reggie Carter: If you say so. We got a big night tonight.
Steve McLarson: We have a big Tag Team Match tonight. Eight people to be exact.
Reggie Carter: And what about the main event? Many superstars will be surrounding the ring. It will be the leader of The Purge taking on the Champ in a Lumberjack Match.
Steve McLarson: Plus we have a Championship on the line tonight. Katrina Knox will defend her belt for the first time since winning it. And she'll be defending it against Kate Steele. I don't know why that match is happening, but it is.
Spoken word intro "To the bin my friend, tonight we vacate earth" gently sulks around the arena.
Reggie Carter: And that means it's time to officially kick off the night!
There is a silence before a slow build of drums and pipes, as "To The Bin My Friend, Tonight We Vacate Earth" by Mogwai plays throughout the arena.
Steve McLarson: And what an interesting match to kick off tonight's show. The number one contender for the Ultimate Championship taking on an MHW Hall of Famer.
As the song trickles along, eventually Tyke Index makes his way from behind the curtain with his hood over his head. He stands centre ramp and points around the crowd.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... residing in Brooklyn, New York... weighing in at 221 pounds..... Tyke Index!!!
Tyke methodically approaches the ring in time with the plunging lofi beats, taking his time and milking the atmosphere of a crowd cheering his name.
Reggie Carter: Tyke Index has been being targeted as it seems.
Steve McLarson: I don't know about all that. Part of me actually thinks Tyke is doing it all, and putting on a show. I mean... the way he got eliminated from that Battle Royal a month ago? Come on...
Reggie Carter: Yeah, that was a bit odd. A lot of the targeting definitely seems supernatural. Which doesn't seem real...
Steve McLarson: And it's been well documented that Tyke Index is a crackhead.
Reggie Carter: No it hasn't. But maybe he uses some drugs, yes.
Tyke rolls in the ring and sits in the corner. Tyke giggles almost savagely before standing up and slowly lowering his hood.
Steve McLarson: Tyke Index is heavy on the drugs. Let's just be honest. There's obviously no drug testing going on here within the company.
Reggie Carter: Katrina forced Tyke to take the last show off. So the Macks care about their talent.
Steve McLarson: And we saw how well that worked. And what did they do about Tyke not listening?
Reggie Carter: Well to be fair, Katrina has a lot going on right now with Robert Mack.
Steve McLarson: Personal issues shouldn't be carried into the workplace.
Reggie Carter: It happened at the work place...
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens' motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron before the arena goes pitch black. Lights like fireflies illuminate everything. “I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays throughout the arena, as Eavan Maloney walks out among the shadows from the illuminated fireflies all over the arena, looking around at everyone, arms outstretched like she is welcoming everyone to her environment.
Kimberly Brooks: And his opponent... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 125 pounds..... Eavan "Krigare" Maloney!!!
Eavan walks down the ramp, arms still outstretched, slow but with a purpose, before rolling under the bottom rope and getting up on the turnbuckles to soak in the mixed reaction from the crowd.
Steve McLarson: Well here comes the girl who got herself catapulted into the main event scene here, only to announce that if she doesn't win the title in two weeks she's quitting.
Reggie Carter: Retiring. She already announced she was retiring later this year. She only announced she would be retiring a few months earlier if she didn't win this upcoming match at the Spectacular. It's fully understandable.
Steve McLarson: No it's not. It's foolishness!
Eavan drops off the turnbuckles, removes her jacket and lays it aside in the corner, before rolling her wrists and shoulders, pacing around in her corner awaiting the start of the match.
Reggie Carter: Well you're entitled to your opinions, Steve. This is a big match for Eavan Maloney, and it could very well be her final match on ThrowDown. Hopefully it is not...
Match Official: Regina Ball
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney
vs
Tyke Index
Eavan starts hopping around ready to go as the Magness Arena is on fire with this main event caliber opening match. This has set the tone for the night already.
Tyke just stands in his corner, smirking at Krigare. Eavan makes her way to the middle of the ring, still slightly hopping back and forth foot to foot ready for possibly her final match on MHW ThrowDown.
Tyke starts stepping towards Eavan finally, and Eavan immediately comes at him. Tyke quickly takes her down with a Russian leg sweep, then scoops her right back up into a stroke face first into the mat.
Tyke stands behind her, quietly, waiting for her to get back up. Once she gets halfway up, he pulls her in back first into a rolling German. And another! And another!
Tyke just sits in the middle of the ring, Indian style, as the fans give mixed reactions. He stares straight out in front of him as if he's not even focused on his match at this time.
Eavan starts to get to her feet, and Tyke shakes back into reality, looking over at her with a look of disgust. And as soon as she gets to her feet, he hops right up and pulls her in for a belly to belly suplex.
Tyke Index stays laying down and then rolls over closer to Eavan's body. He puts his arm over her as if they're laying in bed together, and she quickly pushes his arm off and rolls away.
Tyke headsprings to his feet as Eavan is getting back to her's. As soon as she does all the way, he takes her right back down with a standing dropkick.
Then Tyke reaches down and grabs her right hand before beginning to snap each of her fingers one by one as she screams in pain. She tries to get away but he just stomps on her everytime she almost does. And then he bites her pinky before laughing, as she rolls around the ring holding her hand in pain.
For the remainder of the match, Eavan would be on fire. Eavan would slowly start getting control, and as she did she would dominate. We were shown why Eavan Maloney was going to be in the main event in two weeks.
To end the match, Eavan Maloney locked Tyke Index in her Krigare Lock 2.0!!!
Within seconds, to everyone's surprise, Tyke would tap out!!!
WINNER:
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney
vs
Tyke Index
Eavan starts hopping around ready to go as the Magness Arena is on fire with this main event caliber opening match. This has set the tone for the night already.
Tyke just stands in his corner, smirking at Krigare. Eavan makes her way to the middle of the ring, still slightly hopping back and forth foot to foot ready for possibly her final match on MHW ThrowDown.
Tyke starts stepping towards Eavan finally, and Eavan immediately comes at him. Tyke quickly takes her down with a Russian leg sweep, then scoops her right back up into a stroke face first into the mat.
Tyke stands behind her, quietly, waiting for her to get back up. Once she gets halfway up, he pulls her in back first into a rolling German. And another! And another!
Tyke just sits in the middle of the ring, Indian style, as the fans give mixed reactions. He stares straight out in front of him as if he's not even focused on his match at this time.
Eavan starts to get to her feet, and Tyke shakes back into reality, looking over at her with a look of disgust. And as soon as she gets to her feet, he hops right up and pulls her in for a belly to belly suplex.
Tyke Index stays laying down and then rolls over closer to Eavan's body. He puts his arm over her as if they're laying in bed together, and she quickly pushes his arm off and rolls away.
Tyke headsprings to his feet as Eavan is getting back to her's. As soon as she does all the way, he takes her right back down with a standing dropkick.
Then Tyke reaches down and grabs her right hand before beginning to snap each of her fingers one by one as she screams in pain. She tries to get away but he just stomps on her everytime she almost does. And then he bites her pinky before laughing, as she rolls around the ring holding her hand in pain.
For the remainder of the match, Eavan would be on fire. Eavan would slowly start getting control, and as she did she would dominate. We were shown why Eavan Maloney was going to be in the main event in two weeks.
To end the match, Eavan Maloney locked Tyke Index in her Krigare Lock 2.0!!!
Within seconds, to everyone's surprise, Tyke would tap out!!!
WINNER:
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney
Match Length: 07:23
Reggie Carter: What the...?
Steve McLarson: Wow...
“I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays throughout the arena, as some of the fans look confused at Tyke Index giving up so easily.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Eavan "Krigare" Maloney!!!
Eavan Maloney celebrates her victory in the ring.
Reggie Carter: Eavan Maloney is on a mission. She just made Tyke Index tap out...
Steve McLarson: She's almost making me a believer. Almost...
Reggie Carter: Eavan Maloney might be our next Ultimate Champion.
All of a sudden we see two individuals hop the barricades in the Magness Arena and climb into the ring. They are both wearing black hoodies with the hoods up obstructing their faces. All we know is one is tall while the other is shorter. Eavan is still unaware of their presence but is taking note of the crowd reaction.
Steve McLarson: What's this?
Reggie Carter: Who the hell are these people?
Steve McLarson: It looks like a couple of thugs from Denver, breaking the law. Where's the police?!
Eavan turns around just as the larger individual narrowly decapitates her with a clothesline. Completely stunned, Maloney lies on the mat, clutching at her chest and neck from the hellacious shot.
Reggie Carter: Oh my! It must be a couple of fans who don't like Eavan Maloney!
The smaller individual gets over top of Maloney and begins berating her as they continuously slap Maloney across the face.
Steve McLarson: Someone call the police! Where's our security? Why aren't they doing anything?
Suddenly, The MHW Ultimate Champion War Queen Leah Aguero slides under the bottom rope with a huge smile on her face.
Reggie Carter: Wait a minute! What's Leah doing out here?
Steve McLarson: This is a setup! We don't need the police!
Leah points to the hooded individuals and tells them to expose themselves. As they do, we see they are Leah Aguero’s partners elsewhere in the form of the Second City Riot Squad.
Reggie Carter: Holy shit! That's Jed Coffey and Layla Diaz! They're not even signed to MHW as far as I know!
Steve McLarson: Well what the hell are they doing helping Leah take out Eavan Maloney?
Reggie Carter: Oh, that's Leah's people. They actually hold the NFW Trios Tag Team Championships together.
Jed Coffey and Layla Diaz, known as two-thirds of SCRS, hold Maloney down on her knees and pull her arms back, leaving her helpless as the War Queen sits in the corner. Charging out, she hits Maloney directly in the face with The Endgame. The boos from the crowd are almost deafening at the sight of the War Queen’s assault.
Steve McLarson: Well the fans aren't happy about this.
The boos soon turn to gasps as well as Jed Coffey pulls a pair of scissors out from his boot and hands them over the Leah.
Reggie Carter: Oh hell naw! Don't tell me she bout to cut Eavan's hair!
Steve McLarson: You're better than that, Leah. You don't have to be a barber. You're the top star here in MHW, darling.
The War Queen mocks Eavan Maloney as Coffey and Diaz once again hold Maloney in position. Making a cutting motion, Leah steps closer and closer to Maloney. With each step, empty soda bottles and beer cups litter the ring. We’ve only had one match and the Magness Arena is ready to riot. Leah grabs hold of a small lock of Maloney’s hair and positions her scissors.
Reggie Carter: Where the hell is the rest of Purge?
Steve McLarson: Stop littering, you thugs!
Cheering can be heard in a portion of the crowd as Wendy “Zombie “Pellegrini and Katrina “Hairicin” Knox come running down the ramp to rescue their fellow Purge member. Seeing this, The War Queen only snips a small portion of Maloney’s lock before calling off the troops. The Second City Riot Squad roll out of the ring moments before The Purge enter to assist their friend.
Reggie Carter: And now yall gonna run! Pussies!
Steve McLarson: Watch your mouth, Reggie.
Leah calls back the SCRS as they begin to head up the ramp. Leah is all smiles holding up a tiny lock of hair as the camera cuts back and forth between her and Zombie; who is in the ring screaming at Leah.
Reggie Carter: These two will meet in tonight’s main event and it appears this match has only gotten more heated.
Steve McLarson: This whole thing is getting very personal.
Reggie Carter: I'm pumped for the Spectacular! And I'm rooting for Eavan Maloney. I don't want her to leave, and I want to see her get revenge on this fake ass queen!
Steve McLarson: Well, unfortunately for you Eavan Maloney is gonna get her tush kicked. She doesn't stand a chance.
All of a sudden, the lights go out.
Reggie Carter: Now what the hell is going on?!
Steve McLarson: Don't act so surprised. This is nothing new.
When the lights come back on, The Purge is in the ring looking around confused. Second City Riot Squad is gone.
Reggie Carter: This light stuff needs to end.
The camera switches and we see a masked man dragging Tyke Index across the stage area towards the back.
Steve McLarson: Is that him?!
Reggie Carter: Are you talking about The Geist?
Steve McLarson: Yes!
Reggie Carter: I don't know. They have Tyke Index though. I thought we weren't going to see The Geist until the Spectacular.
Steve McLarson: This show is already a disaster. Robert Mack and Katrina Mack need to come back together and get this show under control!
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The masked man, who we assume is The Geist, is dragging Tyke Index by the leg down the hallways of the Magness Arena.
Reggie Carter: Well we're assuming this is The Geist. And we don't know where he's taking Tyke Index.
Steve McLarson: So this is the "ghost" that has been "haunting" Tyke Index?
Reggie Carter: I would assume so. This guy is dangerous whoever he is, if he's the one who blew those cars up two weeks ago.
Steve McLarson: He's a pretty good sized man too.
The masked man comes to the boiler room door of the Magness Arena.
Reggie Carter: What's he about to do now?
Steve McLarson: I don't know, but we're not even a half hour into the show and too much is happening already.
The masked man opens the door and pulls Tyke inside, disappearing behind the opened door.
Reggie Carter: What's he going to do to Tyke?
Steve McLarson: Maybe he's Tyke's drug dealer, and Tyke owes him money.
Reggie Carter: Steve, get serious...
Steve McLarson: I am!
The door suddenly slams closed.
Reggie Carter: Shit!
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall and is for the MHW Hardcore Championship!!! Introducing first... from London, England... weighing in at 110 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Teddy Warren... she is the challenger... Kate “Diamond” Steele!!!
"Diamond and the Gem Stones" begins to blare all across the sound system and as it does we are able to see the likes of the Gem Stones playing on a tron. Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire are all playing various instruments as we are able to see Diamond Steele emerging from the curtain with a microphone in her hand. She sings as loudly as she can to the sound of roaring boos. Kate smirks as she just sings loudly which results in even more boos.
Reggie Carter: Well it doesn't seem that the fans care for Ms. Kate Steele anymore after her and her friends attacked El Diablo Blanco and Talia Areano two weeks ago.
Steve McLarson: Probably mostly from attacking their beloved El Diablo Blanco.
Diamond finally makes it to the ring and she quickly runs up the ring steps as she grabs the turnbuckle as hard as she can. She immediately leap frogs over the ropes and bounces about before she points at the crowd who boo louder than before. She waves at them all as she throws the microphone to the side.
Reggie Carter: I give her credit for being able to still sing while those fans were booing.
Steve McLarson: Yeah, these boos are pretty loud.
Diamond smirks as she opens up a pocket mirror and takes a moment to admire how beautiful her hair is as she waits for her opponent.
Reggie Carter: Well this is Kate Steele's first time wrestling on ThrowDown.
Steve McLarson: It will be Katrina Knox' first singles match on ThrowDown too.
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron before the haunting vocals from Addie Amick begins with “Vita Nova” by Halocene playing throughout the arena. Hairicin steps out in a long hooded robe and plague doctor mask, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship, being accompanied by Aoife “Banshee” Knox.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 168 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Aoife “Banshee” Knox... she is the MHW Hardcore Champion... Katrina "Hairicin" Knox!!!
The two Shieldmaidens walk slowly to the ring as fire bombs rise up from the ramp.
Reggie Carter: This will be Hairicin's first title defense since winning the title at Rise.
As Hairicin steps in the ring, Banshee removes the robe before Hairicin removes her mask.
Match Official: Ginger Knox
MHW Hardcore Championship
Katrina "Hairicin" Knox©
vs
Kate "Diamond" Steele
Diamond throws her pocket mirror at Hairicin. While Hairicin is focused on that, Diamond hits her with a spinning wheel kick.
Hairicin stumbles backwards against the ropes. Diamond runs at her with a corssbody that takes both of them over the top rope and out of the ring.
Diamond shakes it off and starts reaching under the ring. She pulls out a table. The fans are cheering. Diamond starts setting the table up, but does have a hard time.
Once Diamond does has the table set up, Hairicin is back to her feet. Hairicin grabs Diamond by the throat and chokeslams her right through the table she set up.
The fans are jumping up and down surprised we've already had somebody go through a table so early in the match.
Hairicin smirks, shakes her head, and covers her opponent.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Katrina "Hairicin" Knox
Katrina "Hairicin" Knox©
vs
Kate "Diamond" Steele
Diamond throws her pocket mirror at Hairicin. While Hairicin is focused on that, Diamond hits her with a spinning wheel kick.
Hairicin stumbles backwards against the ropes. Diamond runs at her with a corssbody that takes both of them over the top rope and out of the ring.
Diamond shakes it off and starts reaching under the ring. She pulls out a table. The fans are cheering. Diamond starts setting the table up, but does have a hard time.
Once Diamond does has the table set up, Hairicin is back to her feet. Hairicin grabs Diamond by the throat and chokeslams her right through the table she set up.
The fans are jumping up and down surprised we've already had somebody go through a table so early in the match.
Hairicin smirks, shakes her head, and covers her opponent.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Katrina "Hairicin" Knox
Match Length: 01:38
Reggie Carter: Oh damn! Are we looking at the most dominant champion in MHW right now?
Steve McLarson: Kate Steele looked horrible. She never deserved this title match to begin with.
“Vita Nova” by Halocene begins playing throughout the arena again.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Hardcore Champion... Katrina "Hairicin" Knox!!!
Hairicin raises her Hardcore Championship in the air, celebrating at the bottom of the ramp.
Reggie Carter: I mean she beat Azurine Vebbins last week.
Steve McLarson: But that theory that thar was a big win is crap. Everyone's beating Azurine Vebbins. I don’t care what she used to do in MHW. Right now, Azurine Vebbins sucks. And we just found out that Kate Steele sucks too.
Reggie Carter: Let's not over-exaggerate. Yes, Hairicin just beat her super duper quick, but...
Steve McLarson: But nothing. Kate Steele isn't ready for gold. She needs to train harder and take this business more serious, or go home.
Reggie Carter: Well nonetheless, Hairicin is red hot. And I don't know who's going to be able to take that belt from her?
Steve McLarson: Sure as hell will never be Kate Steele.
All three members of The Q Files are shown talking amongst each other.
Triangle King: Well waddaya know! If it ain't Robert Mack. The man, the myth, the legend.
Apex Jones and Karen Justice slowly turn in the same direction as Triangle King as Robert Mack steps into the camera frame, with a lot on his mind.
Apex Jones: I just want you to know, we accept your apology, Mr. Mack sir.
Robert makes eye contact with Apex and softly nods his head.
Karen Justice: And if there's anything I can do to get my men a title shot...
Apex puts his hand over Karen's mouth and gently pushes her behind him.
Robert Mack: I actually wanted to ask you guys a question...
Triangle King: Well go ahead, brother.
Robert looks down, thinking about what he's about to ask.
Robert Mack: I umm... well... you guys probably believe the Government clones people right?
Triangle King: Oh you're damn right they do.
Apex Jones: Yeah, that's just facts.
Robert nods, agreeing, still in deep thought.
Robert Mack: Well... you see... I think they cloned me.
Traingle King puts his hands on his head and starts pacing around, looking like his mind is blown. Apex looks at Robert with curiousity.
Karen Justice: I knew the real Robert Mack talking to us was to good to be true.
Robert quickly looks at Karen.
Robert Mack: No, no. I'm me... But I think there's a clone of me out there.
Apex places his arm over Karen's chest and gently pushes her back behind him, nodding his head at Robert.
Apex Jones: What makes you think this, Mr. Mack?
Robert Mack: That wasn't me with Stephanie Sullivan two weeks ago. I would never cheat on my wife. I love her with all of my heart.
Triangle King: Well damn, why didn't you say that already?
Robert Mack: No one was going to believe that. As a man, the world already thinks you are a cheater and every other stereotype. They would have just thought I was lieing.
Apex and Triangle King nod their heads understanding what Robert Mack is saying.
Robert Mack: You guys believe me though right?
Apex Jones: Yes sir. We know the truth.
Robert Mack: Then I need y'all to do me a favor...
Karen Justice: Anything for you...
Apex quickly moves Karen back behind him again as she tried to come back around him.
Robert Mack: Tell Katrina. Maybe she'll believe it if it comes from you guys.
Triangle King extends his hand to Robert.
Triangle King: You got it, boss.
Robert smiles and shakes Triangle King's hand. But when he tries to pull his hand away, Triangle King grabs it with his other hand too, rubbing it a little, with a smile on his face. Robert looks confused and pulls away harder, getting out of Traingle King's grip.
Robert Mack: Thanks guys...
As The Q Files huddle up, Robert Mack turns to walk away. He is immediately halted as Samantha Demars stands before him.
Robert Mack: Samantha...
Samantha Demars: If I'm going to be in a wrestling match in two weeks, I need practice...
Robert Mack: So, what? You want to wrestle tonight?
Samantha Demars: Could I?
Robert thinks for a second, while Samantha holds her hands together like she's praying.
Robert Mack: I'll tell you what, you're in the next match. Get on out there. And good luck...
Robert quickly walks away, patting her on her shoulder as he passes her. Samantha thinks about what she just heard.
Samantha Demars: Oh... okay...
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Mad Dog is shown backstage with a mic in hand, wearing street clothes and rocking an “Alabama t-shirt”, the band not the college team. You can hear the fans cheering inside the arena.
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright: WHERE MY DOGS AT!?!
The crowd responds with barks. Mad Dog’s smile grows wider.
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright: A couple weeks ago old Mad Dog issues a challenge on that there Efedder social media. The so-called Queen didn’t have the ovaries to respond, but old Eavan did. So, I thought I’d come on out here in front of everyone and make it official. Old Mad Dog is laying down a challenge right now, who ever walks out of Mile High Spectacular Three as Ultimate Champion, MAD DOG WANTS NEXT!
The crowd pops and begins to cheer and the barks grow even louder from the crowd.
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright: We got a saying back home that scared money don’t make money, and baby old Mad Dog is here to get that paper. Call it betting on myself, call it jumping in the deep end, call it going for the brass ring, call it whatever in the heck ya want, I’m calling it being the hungry dog who is ready to chow down. Question is will I be dining on The War Queen or on Krigare? Truth be told, it don’t matter to me, cause no matter who wins at Mile High Spectacular they only get to keep the belt for a couple more days before their reign goes one of two ways, and that is either the Wright Way or…
Mad Dog holds the mic in the air towards the camera and you can hear the crowd scream back “GO MAD!”. Mad Dog smiles, before the scene fades.
Reggie Carter: Mad Dog wants the Ultimate Championship...
"Say You Will" by Evanescence is heard on the sound system. Talia Areano comes out from behind the curtain wearing a leather jacket. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks reign down on her.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Triple Threat Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Buenos Aires, Argentina... weighing in at 125 pounds..... Talia Areano!!!
Talia walks down the ramp with her hips moving back and forth, swinging her arms. She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes. You can see that Crystal Zdunich is already in the ring waiting.
Kimberly Brooks: In the ring already... one of her opponents... from Los Angeles, California... weighing in at 115 pounds..... "The Blossoming Rose" Crystal Zdunich!!!
Crystal raises her arms,, while Talia walks over to the ropes on the right side and stands on the first rope. She then bends over and looks at the fans with a smile on her face.
Steve McLarson: This is the MHW debut match of Crystal Zdunich.
Reggie Carter: And if you don't have an EFedder, we corrected ourselves from two weeks ago. We claimed Talia Areano hadn't had a singles match since her MHW debut, but her very first match was a singles match. This would've been her second, but moments ago Robert Mack added referee Samantha Demars to the match by request.
Talia gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the final opponent.
Steve McLarson: And this match was set to be a little personal. Crystal and her two pals Kate Steele and Stephanie Sullivan ran an attack on El Diablo Blanco and Talia Areano two weeks ago. So Talia is looking for some revenge here. I think it's silly adding Samantha Demars to the mix because of her Tag Team Match in two weeks.
As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, Samantha Demars walks out onto the stage with "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins behind her, cheering her on. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as they begin to descend down the ramp.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponent... from Denver, Colorado... weighing in at 230 pounds..... Samantha Demars!!!
Azzy performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron, while Samantha Demars just smiles awkwardly following behind her.
Reggie Carter: Well silly or not, it is what it is. Samantha Demars wants a little practice before the Spectacular. You have to kinda respect it.
Steve McLarson: No I don't. She has no business wrestling. It's really a mockery.
Upon entering the eastern ring apron, Samantha Demars steps between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting fellow referee instruction.
Match Official: Emily Falls
Triple Threat Match
Talia Areano
vs
Crystal Zdunich
vs
Samantha Demars
Talia was already looking hungry and ready to go before she ran at Crystal and took her down with a spear. The crowd popped.
Just as Crystal started to get up, Talia was already running at her with a shining wizard, taking her right back down. And then she followed it up with a standing 450 splash, covering Crystal.
One!
Two!
Samantha pushes Talia off of Crystal!
Talia got to her feet and stared Samantha down. Samantha looked scared.
Once Crystal got to her feet, she pushed Talia from behind, shoving her into Samantha, knocking Azzy's new friend on her butt.
Talia turned around and looked at Crystal with fire in her eyes. Crystal ran at Talia for a clothesline and Talia ducked, just as Samantha was getting to her feet.
Crystal went jaw first into the top of Samantha's head, knocking her out! The fans start cheering, some looking on shocked and confused.
Talia turned around to look at Samantha, while Samantha was looking down at Crystal with a confused look of her own.
Talia ran at Samantha and Samantha dropped down, causing Talia to go flying through the ropes to the outside.
The fans are laughing and cheering and Samantha is sitting down, looking lost and nervous. Azzy is yelling from ringside to Samantha for her to cover Crystal.
Samantha Demars covers Crystal Zdunich.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Samantha Demars
Talia Areano
vs
Crystal Zdunich
vs
Samantha Demars
Talia was already looking hungry and ready to go before she ran at Crystal and took her down with a spear. The crowd popped.
Just as Crystal started to get up, Talia was already running at her with a shining wizard, taking her right back down. And then she followed it up with a standing 450 splash, covering Crystal.
One!
Two!
Samantha pushes Talia off of Crystal!
Talia got to her feet and stared Samantha down. Samantha looked scared.
Once Crystal got to her feet, she pushed Talia from behind, shoving her into Samantha, knocking Azzy's new friend on her butt.
Talia turned around and looked at Crystal with fire in her eyes. Crystal ran at Talia for a clothesline and Talia ducked, just as Samantha was getting to her feet.
Crystal went jaw first into the top of Samantha's head, knocking her out! The fans start cheering, some looking on shocked and confused.
Talia turned around to look at Samantha, while Samantha was looking down at Crystal with a confused look of her own.
Talia ran at Samantha and Samantha dropped down, causing Talia to go flying through the ropes to the outside.
The fans are laughing and cheering and Samantha is sitting down, looking lost and nervous. Azzy is yelling from ringside to Samantha for her to cover Crystal.
Samantha Demars covers Crystal Zdunich.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Samantha Demars
Match Length: 01:22
Steve McLarson: Oh my goodness! Are you kidding me?!
"Radio Gaga" by Queen plays throughout the arena again, as fans look shocked, excited, and amused.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Samantha Demars!!!
Azurine Vebbins is in the ring giving Samantha Demars a big hug, and Samantha starts jumping up and down, looking like she's about to shed tears of joy. She can't believe she won her first match.
Reggie Carter: The damn girl just won her debut match, and she's not even a real wrestler.
Steve McLarson: She won by accident! That headbutt wasn't on purpose. She won off of an accidental strike!
Reggie Carter: But she won! What an embarrassing loss for Talia Areano and Crystal Zdunich. This is not a good start for Crystal at all.
Steve McLarson: I just hope Samantha doesn't think that because of this she is certainly going to defeat Chris Mosh and Ginger Knox in two weeks.
Reggie Carter: Oh, I think she's confident in that. Haha.
"Scandalous" by Misteeq starts to play across the PA system and Stephanie Sullivan slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word "Scandalous". The front has "3S" interlocked with one another.
Reggie Carter: Well Stephanie has accidently, if you will, made a name for herself here in MHW.
Steve McLarson: Not the way someone wants to. But I told you I needed to talk to her. I didnt talk to her, but I told you I needed to.
Reggie Carter: They still haven't figured out who filmed that.
Steve McLarson: Does it matter? It was wrong. And the fact that they're just going along with adding Stephanie into that match in two weeks? It's despicable.
The crowd begins to shower Stephanie Sullivan with a welcome of boos alike. She blows a kiss to the crowd, which draws an even bigger negative reaction, and she taunts them as she struts her way down to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at 135 pounds..... "Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan!!!
Stephanie makes her way down to the ring, grinning as she makes her way inside the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side.
Reggie Carter: I'll definately say I was excited for El D versus Bullet. But it makes it even worse for the reason Steph was added to the match, definately.
Stephanie bounces around as she waits in anticipation for the match to begin.
Steve McLarson: And it is of my understanding that Katrina Mack wanted this match.
Reggie Carter: I guess she trusts that Skrabz is going to come out on top, making Steph look worse off.
Steve McLarson: Oh, Skrabz has this 100%.
The grimey base dripping Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" fills the arena. The laid back, confident and commanding voice of Skrabal Stanzas slots expertly into it's pocket on the beat.
"Roll up one man deep; fill the guest list
Toll on the chest like 'yo let me bless this..."
Skrabz walks through the entrance way, his head held high as he slowly scans the arena.
"...Hadta get back atcha
Stir up the hate
So ain't even mad atcha..."
Slowly Skrabz begins his walk to the ring, his head occasionally pivoting on his shoulders as he glances at the crowd.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from London, England... weighing in at 245 pounds..... Skrabz!!!
"You only wastin' your own time and energy
I won't stop til' the globe knows my identity
An' if it make me some enemies, so be it..."
Halfway to the ring Skrabal pauses, closes his eyes, cocks his head arrogantly then slowly turns in a circle with his arms raised and outstretched, palms upturned, facing the sky.
"Kept it live like it's prime time news
Run my mouth shit I suggest you run hide too
Man like me don't bow to a guy like you
Win a title, still ain't fit to shine my shoes"
Now at ringside Skrabz climbs the steps at a slow pace, his gaze shifting smugly around the arena as he absorbs the fan reaction.
"Wipe the stars outcha eyes
Fix me breakfast I'm back on the grind
Got a long day aheada me...
My name won't maintain itself
An' these fakes won't hate 'emselves...
...Honey I'm home!"
Now standing in the corner of ring, Skrabal leans his back against the turnbuckle then folds his arms across his chest as the music fades out.
Reggie Carter: Skrabz will be facing Gabriel Ohio in two weeks in a No Holds Barred Match.
Steve McLarson: We got a good sample of it two weeks ago.
Reggie Carter: That we did. And Gabriel Ohio came out on top.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Skrabal Stanzas
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
Skrabz shakes his head, smiling at Stephanie Sullivan. She rolls her eyes and starts bouncing around with her fists up, ready to go.
Skrabz does a hand gesture like he sarcastically apologizes, with a smirk on his face. He gets into grappling position.
They look to be about to lock up before Stephanie comes flying at Skrabz with a jumping forearm smash. He quickly shakes it off and drops her with a Mic Check!!!
Skrabz is on all fours, hovering over her, looking down at her. He gets to his feet, checking his lip to see if it's busted. He looks out at the crowd, shaking his head.
Skrabz places his foot on Stephanie's stomach.
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Skrabal Stanzas
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
Skrabz shakes his head, smiling at Stephanie Sullivan. She rolls her eyes and starts bouncing around with her fists up, ready to go.
Skrabz does a hand gesture like he sarcastically apologizes, with a smirk on his face. He gets into grappling position.
They look to be about to lock up before Stephanie comes flying at Skrabz with a jumping forearm smash. He quickly shakes it off and drops her with a Mic Check!!!
Skrabz is on all fours, hovering over her, looking down at her. He gets to his feet, checking his lip to see if it's busted. He looks out at the crowd, shaking his head.
Skrabz places his foot on Stephanie's stomach.
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Skrabal Stanzas
Match Length: 00:45
Reggie Carter: This has been a bad night for so many already tonight. How the hell are we supposed to take Stephanie Sullivan serious in the Phoenix Title Match? She lost to El D two weeks ago, slept with Robert Mack to get the title shot, and she loses in the worse way tonight. This IS embarrassing.
The remix of Datkid's "Honey I'm Home" starts playing throughout the arena again.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Skrabz!!!
Skrabz walks around the ring shaking his head repeatedly saying this was embarrassing. He even brings up the fact that he feels disrespected.
Steve McLarson: MHW is falling apart and Robert Mack is focused on sleeping with other women. I agree. Embarrassing. Something has to give.
Reggie Carter: Robert needs to figure something out for sure. If he doesn't start now, we're doomed.
Steve McLarson: Embarrassing...
"Yhorm" by Dark Souls plays and the lights slowly start to flicker. The tron lights up with a dark figure walking up some stairs.
It opens a door and the tron blacks out and the music stops.
A voice is heard.
"Carpe Noctum!!"
A slowed down, more hard rock version of the theme tune plays.
Reggie Carter: Shit's about to hit the fan!
Steve McLarson: Not again!
The top of the ramp is filled with smoke and a 'Moonlight Style' spotlight appears shortly after. A face is zoomed in upon, cocked to the side.
Reggie Carter: They better send security out now!
Steve McLarson: This guy is creepy.
The light goes out, few seconds later it appears again a bit down the ramp. Gabriel Ohio stares, but he doesn't move.
Reggie Carter: What the hell?!
Steve McLarson: Send some doctors out here as well!
The light goes out. Shortly after the light comes back on and the face of Ohio is pressed against the camera lens, the burn scars on his face there for all to see.
Reggie Carter: Bruh...
Gabriel Ohio laughs a maniacal laugh before progressing into the ring at a slow manic pace. He stands centre of the ring as it starts to rain on the ramp way and stage.
Steve McLarson: This man needs Jesus Christ in his life!
Out of nowhere, Skrabz is throwing rights and lefts at Ohio. Ohio is throwing lefts and rights right back. The music has stopped.
Reggie Carter: And here we go! Somebody stop this!
Steve McLarson: Why can't these two just wait for two more weeks?! Why do they even hate each other?!
Reggie Carter: It's gotta be pride!
Katrina Knox, Talia Areano, Bruiser, Anastasia Baudelaire, Azurine Vebbins, Meizumi Kirigawa, Annie Tran, and Chris Mosh all slide into the ring one after the other to break the fight up.
Steve McLarson: The lumberjacks have to work double duty tonight eh?
Reggie Carter: This is crazy!
Steve McLarson: Break them up!
Everyone is having a hard time pulling them apart, but they slowly get them apart.
Reggie Carter: Well they got it broke up.
Steve McLarson: Thank God.
All of a sudden Ohio starts tossing people over the top rope. Skrabz drops Talia with a Mic Check!!!
Reggie Carter: Oh shit!
Skrabz drops Chris Mosh with a Mic Check!!!
Steve McLarson: They're literally beating up the "security"!
Ohio rushes Skrabz to a corner of the ring. Skrabz is swinging lefts and rights on the back of Ohio's head. Ohio is ramming his shoulder into Skrabz repeatedly.
Reggie Carter: This is out of hand!
Steve McLarson: Robert, get your show together, man!
The other wrestlers are pulling them apart again. Neisha Whitehead, Samantha Demars, Ginger Knox, and Emily Falls are in the ring now, along with Regina Ball, helping pull the two opponents for Spectacular apart.
Reggie Carter: More security!
Steve McLarson: Bring out the tasers and nightsticks!
Reggie Carter: It probably still wouldn't stop this.
Steve McLarson: They're going to kill each other in two weeks if they don't tonight!
Apex Jones and Triangle King are shown walking backstage, without Karen Justice. They come to a door with Katrina Mack's name on it. Traingle King reaches for the door knob and Apex Jones quickly stops him.
Triangle King: What in tarnation are you doing?!
Apex Jones: We gotta knock, man.
Triangle King rolls his eyes, backing away from the door.
Triangle King: Oh fuck, Apex. Then knock...
Apex Jones shakes his head and then knocks on the door. The door swings open and out walk Eavan Maloney, looking at Apex in disgust.
Triangle King: You slut...! You're fucking Robert's wife!
Eavan Maloney turns to Triangle King in disgust and looks to slap the shit out of him, but Katrina steps out in front of her.
Katrina Mack: Don't. We'll talk more later, Eavan.
Eavan Maloney nods at Katrina and then gives a dirty look to Triangle King before walking off.
Katrina Mack: How can I help you two?
Apex Jones puts a finger over Triangle King's lips to shush him before he says anything else.
Apex Jones: We wanted to talk to you about something very serious, actually.
Katrina Mack: Alright. I'm listening.
Apex Jones interlocks his fingers and looks into Katrina's eyes with the most serious look a man can have.
Apex Jones: We believe your husband has been cloned by the Government.
Katrina stares blankly at Apex, and then slowly turns her head to Traingle King, who's nodding very seriously. Katrina slowly looks back at Apex, biting the side of her mouth.
Katrina Mack: Well... I appreciate you for telling me that.
Katrina goes to close her door but Triangle King stops the door from closing.
Apex Jones: Katrina... your husband didn't have sexual intercoarse with that woman. It was his clone...
Katrina suddenly realizes what is going on. She looks to be holding in whatever cuss words she wants to say, for a moment.
Katrina Mack: Can you guys please go tell my husband to.... GO FUCK HIMSELF!!!
Katrina slams the door in their faces. They both look at each other, confused.
Triangle King: What a bitch....
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