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EPISODE SEVENTEEN
Sunday, July 25, 2021
Ball Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming only on Splat!
The official opening video of Mile High AMMO begins the show. "Bullet The Blue Sky" by Sepultura starts playing for the first 8 seconds of the track, and then it automatically skips to the hook.
During the first eight seconds of the song, different Mile High superstars performing their finishers are shown in slow motion with a black and white color scheme.
WHOAAAAAA!!!
"The V.I.P." Chris Mosh using brass knuckles on Bruiser is shown
WHOAAAAAA!!!
Kate "Diamond" Steele celebrating a victory is shown
Bullet the blue sky
Katrina "Hairicin" Knox holding the MHW Hardcore Championship up is shown
Bullet the blue sky
Anastasia Baudelaire during her entrance is shown
Bullet the bluuuuuueee
Azurine Vebbins dancing down the stage ramp is shown
Bullet the bluuuuuueee
Becca "Bruiser" Maguire holding the MHW AMMO Television Championship up is shown, as the video fades away and we are live outside of the Ball Arena watching fans still in line to get inside, full of excitement.
KC Floyd: Welcome everyone to Mile High AMMO!!! And we are live inside the Ball Arena, which will play host to God damn Mile High Spectacular!!!
RJ Smith: Oh, it's gonna be great. Fans are still filing in, and we are all very excited.
KC Floyd: And guess who we have with us tonight on AMMO?
Ray Hudson: Waddup y'all! It's Ray Hudson and Jen Vallejos joining up with the AMMO team as we countdown to the Spectacular!
RINGSIDE
The cameras are now inside the arena focusing on all four commentators sitting behind the commentary table.
Jen Vallejos: Oh man, this is so cool. I miss doing this.
KC Floyd: What a night we are looking at tonight! Four hours of crazy matches. Our biggest event ever! I'm so God damn pumped!
Jen Vallejos: So are we playing that game, RJ?
RJ Smith: What game?
Jen Vallejos: The drinking game!
RJ Smith: Huh? Ohhhhhhh. Hahahaha! Hell yeah, I'm down.
Ray Hudson: You guys are crazy. Let's talk about these matches we got tonight. Who you guys got for the main event?
KC Floyd: Mannn, I tell ya.... I really wanna see Krigare take the gold. But damn, she doesn't know if she's coming or going.
Ray Hudson: Man, I agree one hundred percent. She could be the hottest thing in MHW. Really she could've been the one holding the Ultimate Title right now. But she just isn't level headed. She's all over the place.
RJ Smith: Like when she talked all that shit about Skrabz, and then when she got the match with Skrabz she was babbling about she didn't need to beat him. Yeah, that was a big let down.
KC Floyd: She could win tonight, if she just gets it together. Give us that fire she had in her first match of Season Three.
Ray Hudson: And what about that Boiler Room Match?
RJ Smith: That shit is going to be crazy!
Jen Vallejos: Yeah, I'm very nervous about that one. Who do you guys think The Geist is?
RJ Smith: Lance Mikes!
Ray Hudson: Do you really?
KC Floyd: The question is if it's even anyone we know? It could be someone brand new.
Jen Vallejos: It could be. But I agree with RJ, I think it could be Lance Mikes.
RJ Smith: Or what if it's not even a man? What if Samantha Hamilton is finally back?
Ray Hudson: We got that red hot No Holds Barred Match tonight too!
KC Floyd: Those two have been God damn trying to kill each other over the last month or so.
Jen Vallejos: Yeah, it's been crazy with these two!
Ray Hudson: Who y'all see winning that?
Jen Vallejos: Oh Skrabz has it hands down. You know that's my guy!
RJ Smith: Gabriel Ohio is about to shock the world tonight. This is his time. He is not coming back to lose...
Jen Vallejos: Aww, I thought we were on the same team, RJ.
RJ Smith: We can be. But I'm sorry, this is Gabriel Ohio's night.
KC Floyd: I agree with you, Jen. Skrabz is the man round these parts. That's for sure!
Ray Hudson: Well, let's talk about this Steel Cage Match. This rivalry between Mad Dog and Psycho has gotten quite personal.
KC Floyd: Boy, has it! Things are gonna get real ugly in that cage. Real ugly!
RJ Smith: I think me and Jen can both agree that Mad Dog is winning that one.
Jen Vallejos: I don't know. Psycho is pretty damn bad ass. She retained her Hardcore Champioship at the last Spectacular. I could see her doing the same in this Steel Cage, except she'd be winning back her ThrowDown Title.
Ray Hudson: Well let's take a look at some of the things Psycho said going into their Championship Rematch last month.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha Sunny bastard raelly bae a feckin fanny, inne?
Confusion mixes in with the anger already present in her eyes.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Whot ye bae naedin him tae talk fer ye anyway, mad Dog? Ye saem perfectly capable o’ spaekin’ fer yerself, so whot bae Sunny there fer apart from staelin’ fiftaen percent o’ yer hard-earned money ye bae usin’ tae pay th’ bills ye mentioned an’ faed them mouts ye mentioned?
She nods interrogatively, still visibly confused by the whole situation.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Is he jess there tae talk out his arse about tings he knows nuttin’ about?
Taking a step forward, Psycho glares harshly into the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I dinna bae brin’in’ up yer fam in th’ slightest but yer cunt manager couldnay stop himself, could he?
She shakes her head.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Nay, he could nay stop his mout from talkin’ bout our kids an’ our situation as if ennithin he bae sayin’ had any merits at all. All he culd bae arsed tae do was compare us to pop culture references as if tha bae th’ only ting anybody had tae compare ennithin tae.
The glare intensifies.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Did I enjoy havin’ tae fight me wife?
She shakes her head.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Feck no, I dinna enjoy tha!
She points accusingly to the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ ye bae knowin’ tha before ye let him say tha an’ ye let him say tha anyway so ye could bae havin’ plausible deniability later. “Well, I dinna bae sayin’ tha, Sunny did…”
Psycho waves a hand in angry dismissal.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aw, feck right off wit tha shite!
She points accusingly into the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Yer manager, yer moutpiece, yer platform! Feck him fer sayin’ all tha shite an’ feck ye fer lettin’ him jess so ye kin fake baein’ a nice guy fer th’ cameras!
She jabs her finger at the camera again.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ feck ye very much fer seven sayin’ tha name ye said when ye mentioned me fightin’ me wife!
Her hand falls away from the shot but the rage remains firmly planted on her face.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha name bae havin’ no place in discussion of domesticity! My wife an’ I bae havin’ a lovin’ marriage where we bae raisin’ our son jess fine, tank ye! He doesna bae havin’ enhnithin tae do wit ennithin an’ ye dinna bae naedin’ tae ever mention him again!
She nods as she looks off the right just slightly.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: As fer th’ utter situation, there bae no Maidens in tha relationship an’ ye would bae doin’ well tae kaep tha out yer mouts as well!
Looking back to the camera, Psycho’s glare intensifies.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Now tha we have all tha shite outta th’ way, let’s talk about our match. Yeah, ye bae winnin’ th’ first time an’ good on ye fer it but if tha feckin’ gammy bastard ye call a manager kaeps talkin’, feck th’ match, feck th’ title, an’ ye better bae callin’ fer help baecause I’ll bae showin’ ye how I bae gettin’ th’ name Psycho loud an’ feckin’ clear! I’ll nay bae stoppin wit ye aeither, Mad Dog, I’ll bae shuttin’ tha fer him meself!
She points just off the camera as if Sunny is standing there in person.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Sunny, ye bae th’ kind o’ man tha bae given’ utter men a bad rep an’ ye bae why when Mad Dog talks about havin’ fans, he bae soundin’ daelusional baecause ye bae makin’ sure there isnay anyone tha bae likin’ him! Mad Dog is supposed tae bae an underdog haero an’ yet, he kinna bae tha if ye walk out there before he bae fightin’ an’ ye poison th’ feckin well th’ way ye bae doin’!
She pauses to point to herself.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I was all set tae like him meself. I was all set tae point tae him as a role model fer paeple tae follow but all it bae takin’ was ye talkin’ fer five feckin’ minutes tae change me mind! Ye bae th’ trute he doesnay want paeple tae bae seein’ baenaet’ his attempt at a nice guy mask!
Her hand drops out of the shot again as if it’s reaching for something.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Mad Dog, ye bae a fake paece o’ shite an’ I bae ready tae bae breakin’ ye! Trodown Championship or nay, I’m comin’ tae Trodown an’ I willna bae comin’ alone.
She raises up her blackthorn shillelagh, Blackie, and points it to the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: One o’ dese days, Blackie is gonna bae tastin’ sum Sunny days an’ if he bae havin’ tae make sum Dog Maet first, so feckin’ bae it!
She walks up and leans Blackie’s head against the camera.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Feck ye bote!
KC Floyd: And boy, things took off from there.
Ray Hudson: Yeah, Psycho did exactly what she said she would do, letting loose with that shillelagh.
RJ Smith: But she got herself disqualified. It was stupid. She doesn't even deserve another shot at the title.
Ray Hudson: Well yeah, her anger got the best of her and it cost her the match. But the fans want to see an actual winner to all of this. A DQ win never sits well with the fans.
RJ Smith: It's still a win. Give the Mad Dog a new challenger.
Jen Vallejos: Boy RJ, we're really not on the same page anymore. I love Mad Dog to death. He is amazing. But I don't blame Psycho for snapping. That Sunny Jim is ridiculous. I honestly think Mad Dog should get rid of him. He's embarrassing.
KC Floyd: Well he said the man worked for his folks. He's an important person in his life.
Jen Vallejos: Forget that! He's making Mad Dog look bad. Everything Psycho is saying about them is hitting the nail on the head. Straight up!
Ray Hudson: Well Psycho got the pinfall victory for her and her Shieldmaiden sisters two weeks ago in that big Eight Person Tag Match, defeating Mad Dog's team.
KC Floyd: We all thought it was gonna get a lot more intense than it did on ThrowDown between those two.
Ray Hudson: I'm sure we will see that intensity tonight inside the Steel Cage.
Jen Vallejos: That's no doubt!
Ray Hudson: Folks we're gonna continue counting down to Mile High Spectacular III here on AMMO. We even have a match right here on this show, coming up. We'll be right back with more Mile High AMMO! Stay tuned!
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RINGSIDE
Ray Hudson: And the countdown continues as we draw closer to the biggest event in MHW history.
KC Floyd: Yeet!
Jen Vallejos: It's just so cool hearing it get louder and louder as more and more fans file into the Ball Arena, formerly known as the Pepsi Center. Over 17,000 tickets sold. Those people slowly filling this place up. It's amazing!
Ray Hudson: It absolutely is. And it's just so awesome for me and Jen to be sitting here tonight for AMMO, as we countdown to the big show.
Jen Vallejos: Certainly.
KC Floyd: So I hear we'll be kicking this big show off with the Tag Team Championships on the line?
Ray Hudson: That is what it's going to be. And boy do we got some tag teams here in Season Three. This could arguably be the two current top tag teams facing off tonight for those belts.
Jen Vallejos: Well obviously The Wild Hunt is the absolute best right now. They actually have the belts.
KC Floyd: Bandit has definately cemented her name into the Tag Team Championship world here in MHW. No one is better. That's no argument there.
Ray Hudson: Not at all. And Killer Carter is her third tag team partner here in MHW. They absolutely make an amazing team. But let's talk a little bit more about this No Holds Barred Match tonight between Skrabz and Gabriel Ohio.
Jen Vallejos: It's a match the fans have been wanting to see. You know Ohio had a rough start here in MHW. But the way he bounced back? They could make movies about that. He rose up the ranks quickly.
KC Floyd: And you gotta give Gabriel Ohio credit because no one here in MHW wanted any parts of Skrabz. They talked a lot of smack before he signed back on, but once he signed the dotted line for Season Three, everyone got scared. Gabriel Ohio made his return and came right for Skrabz. That just shows you the level Gabriel Ohio is on. He ended Season Two as the ThrowDown Champion, but he is without a doubt a future Ultimate Champion.
Jen Vallejos: Agreed.
RJ Smith: Wait, so you're changing your tune, Jen?
Jen Vallejos: No, not at all. I still see Skrabz walking out the winner tonight. But I give Ohio kudos for not fearing my guy.
RJ Smith: Oh okay.
Ray Hudson: Well it all started with Ohio stepping up to Skrabz in his big return, and then Skrabz dropping him with a Mic Check.
RJ Smith: And then Ohio just laughed about it like it was nothing.
Ray Hudson: Right. So let's check out what happened a month ago, following the main event of Episode Thirty-Four...
Reggie Carter: Oh shit! Here comes Gabriel Ohio! Skrabz called him out earlier, but I Ohio works on his own time.
Steve McLarson: As it should be. But I wanted to see Leah Aguero and Skrabal fighting.
Skrabz snarls at Leah, and then drops down quickly rolling out of the ring as he heads up the ramp meeting Gabriel Ohio head on.
Reggie Carter: Skrabz is going for Gabriel Ohio. They're about to throwdown!
Steve McLarson: Why can't we just wait for the Spectacular?!
The two start throwing hands immediately, beating the shit out of each other as the fans are loving this brawl 100%.
Reggie Carter: The fans are going crazy here inside the Magness Arena. Robert Mack better hurry up out here and get this broken up, before he doesn't have this match at the Spectacular.
Steve McLarson: Well, he's backstage doing the deed with everyone.
Gabriel Ohio starts getting the upper hand knocking Skrabz down with a big boot, causing Skrabz to back roll down the rest of the ramp.
Reggie Carter: Or getting his ass whooped by Katrina.
Steve McLarson: Like Skrabz is getting his whooped by Gabe.
Ohio gets Skrabz back to his feet and goes to Irish whip Skrabz into the steel steps, but Skrabz reverses, sending Ohio into the steel steps.
Reggie Carter: Skrabz fighting back again. These two are seriously going to hurt each other if we don't get security out here right now.
Skrabz quickly grabs Ohio by the back of the head and starts slamming it into the corner of the steps, until Ohio places his hands on them and blocks the next slam. Then he sends his elbow backwards into Skrabz' jaw.
Steve McLarson: Yeah, this is too big of a match to have to cancel it because of this brawl.
The two keep brawling around the side of the ring, fans reaching over the barricade to touch two of the most popular superstars in MHW, everytime they come close enough.
Reggie Carter: Seriously! Where's the security at?!
Steve McLarson: To break this brawl up and to get these fans out of here, touching on these wrestlers like the referees over on AMMO.
Ohio pulls Skrabz head down and sends a knee into his stomach, slowing him down. Then he takes a few steps back and comes at him with a running big boot.
Reggie Carter: This is really getting out of hand.
While Skrabz is down, Ohio starts ripping the cover off the commentary table, and then rips the monitors out, tossing them also, as the fans are really really going nuts.
Steve McLarson: Hey! What are you doing to our table, buddy?!
Reggie Carter: Steve, just get out of the way and leave Ohio alone before you get got!
Steve McLarson: No! This is our table!
Skrabz is back to his feet and sends a right into Ohio's jaw. Then Ohio grabs Skrabz by the neck and chokeslams him right through the commentary table!!!
Reggie Carter: Oh shit!!!
Steve McLarson: That asshole!!!
The fans are chanting "Holy Shit!"
Reggie Carter: Gabriel Ohio has taken out Skrabz!
Steve McLarson: And I'm about to take out Gabriel Ohio! Who the hell does he think he is?!
Gabriel Ohio stands over Skrabz' body, with a big evil grin on his face as the fans just keeping chanting "Holy Shit!
KC Floyd: Folks, we still got a Tag Team Match to take place right here on AMMO. The countdown to Mile High Spectacular continues. Stay tuned!
RINGSIDE
KC Floyd: Boy, I tell ya! That Skrabal Stanzas is the greatest to ever do it.
Jen Vallejos: Yes... he is.
Ray Hudson: The whole world is definately excited to see him and Gabriel Ohio destroy each other tonight.
RJ Smith: But no one is excited to see two referees fight in a Tag Tean Match tonight.
Jen Vallejos: Man, you're losing me, RJ. You might not be excited, but I am.
KC Floyd: Shoot, to be fair, it's one of the most personal grudge matches of the night. Have you seen the stuff they've been saying on EFedder?
Ray Hudson: Yeah, Ginger is really calling Samantha Demars distasteful names, and talking a lot about Samantha's weight.
RJ Smith: What? That she's fat?
Jen Vallejos: RJ! That girl is big boned. Chill...
RJ Smith: Yeah, we lost each other...
Ray Hudson: And then of course both Chris Mosh and Ginger Knox constantly bringing up that Azurine Vebbins is on a terrible losing streak.
KC Floyd: Yeah, the match is looking to be very God damn intense, for sure. But how about that victory Samantha Demars got in her debut match?
RJ Smith: Oh please! She won by accident. Let's be honest...
Jen Vallejos: She won, RJ. What is wrong with you?
RJ Smith: I'm sorry. I'm just started to get a headache listening to you guys.
Ray Hudson: Well let's move on to another match. Let's talk about the Mile High Cup Battle Royal.
Jen Vallejos: I am so pumped for that. Let's talk about what no one's talking about. Yes, Reaper won the first one, but who was the last person he eliminated? Who was so close to winning it themselves and is in the match again tonight?
Ray Hudson: That is interesting.
KC Floyd: Becca "Bruiser" Maguire. Our AMMO Champion...
RJ Smith: But who else is in there that almost beat her two AMMOs in a row? That's right! Anastasia Baudelaire...
Ray Hudson: Well if we're talking about everyone in this match, let's not forget Meizumi Kirigawa. Sure, she just started here, but she's already on the right track. Let's not count her out.
Jen Vallejos: But the point I'm trying to get across is we have a story here. Bruiser almost won the first one. Can she win it finally tonight?
KC Floyd: It would God damn add to her resume. That's for sure.
Ray Hudson: And then we got a very very personal match tonight between Katrina Mack and Stephanie Sullivan.
RJ Smith: They were wrong to take her out of the Phoenix Chanpionship Match. Robert Mack is treating her like a whore. He made her sleep with him for the title shot, then took it away from her. Well, she can't take back giving up the box, so to me.... that's not fair. She should sue Rob. I mean it!
Jen Vallejos: My thoughts are... why is Katrina fighting Stephanie Sullivan? Steph didn't betray Trina. Robert Mack betrayed her. It's like they kissed and made up, and Rob has somehow made it look like it's Stephanie Sullivan's fault. It's actually quite sickening.
Ray Hudson: Well, let's go ahead and show you all the secret video that started this all.
Reggie Carter: We're sorry, folks. We're back for the main event and it seems we are having technical difficulties again...
Steve McLarson: I'm about sick of this.
All of a sudden, while blurry at first, light comes into play in the middle. After a few seconds what you're seeing becomes a little more clear. It seems as if we are watching video footage from the camera on a phone, and someone must be hiding in maybe a closet or something, looking through the small opening of a door inside of a room, maybe backstage.
Reggie Carter: Wait... maybe this has nothing to do with all that. It seems somebody is recording something from their phone. Or already did, and we're seeing the footage.
Steve McLarson: Uh oh, one of the guys in the back is accidently stream casting their phone onto the show. Is that what it's called? Stream casting?
Reggie Carter: Maybe. We apologize nonetheless, folks. I'm sure they're trying to get the show back on the right cameras. Hold up... who's that...?
A woman seems to be pulling her pants back up, but it's kind of hard to see who from the angle. Then when she speaks, you can tell who it is.
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan: So the title shot is mine?
A man in the room with her laughs slightly and then slides his tongue into her mouth with a kiss. We realize that man is Robert Mack.
Robert Mack: It's all your's...
Stephanie bites her bottom lip and slightly moans before turning around to leave. Robert smacks her on the ass on her way out. The camera immediately goes off.
KC Floyd: And they still haven't found out who filmed that.
RJ Smith: Does it matter?
Ray Hudson: It'd be interesting to know.
Jen Vallejos: I'm excited for that Pheonix Championship Match tonight.
RJ Smith: Just changing the subject eh?
Ray Hudson: It's going to be a showstopper for sure. El Diablo Blanco vs Bullet.
KC Floyd: Hell yeah. That match is going to be the match of the night. Hands down.
RJ Smith: Maybe if Stephanie Sullivan was still in it.
Ray Hudson: Folks, it's about time to get the action started here inside the Ball Arena. Coming up next we got The Q Files in live tag team action against two members of The Triad. Don't touch that dial! That match is next...
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RINGSIDE
The entire arena fades to black as we are left in nothing but darkness. All of a sudden Crystal's voice can be heard all throughout the speaker systems.
"YOUR SMILE MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE... THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP!!!!"
As soon as that is said explosions can be heard going off as we are treated to some flame pyros.
KC Floyd: Well it's time for some God damn action.
RJ Smith: It's the four superstars who didn't make it on the big show.
Ray Hudson: But every match means something, so these superstars should be wanting to prove themselves.
"Smile Bomb" by 17thekid plays across the speakers and it is at that moment when the crimson red haired "Burning Rose" Crystal Zdunich walks from the curtains. She is accompanied by her wife Seleana Zdunich, and the two of them make their way to the ring. Following behind them trying to keep up is Kate "Diamond" Steele.
Kris Christopher: The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Los Angeles, California... weighing in at a combined weight of 225 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Teddy Warren and Seleana Zdunich... Kate “Diamond” Steele and Crystal Zdunich!!!
Crystal is focused as she walks to the ring with a purpose. Diamond slaps the outstretched hands of fans along the way. Crystal runs up the stairs and walks to the middle of the apron. She flicks her hair before she drops down into a split that gains the pop of the entire crowd.
Jen Vallejos: Tonight on the Spectacular, their friend Stephanie Sullivan will battle Katrina Mack in a very anticipated match. Katrina has been training very hard for this night.
Ray Hudson: She really has been taking this match very serious. The four superstars in this match would have been smart to take notes from Katrina.
Crystal slides into the ring and as soon as she is inside she kips up to her feet. She tosses her Shoto inspired hoodie towards her wife as she awaits the start of the match. Seleana cheers for her wife as her wife is locked in a trance.
Jen Vallejos: The Q Files have yet to win a Tag Team Match here in MHW.
RJ Smith: They've yet to win any match in MHW.
KC Floyd: Matter of fact, Kate Steele is the only superstar in this match to have scored a victory in MHW.
The "X Files Theme" plays throughout the arena. Karen Justice emerges with Triangle King and Apex Jones behind her. They rip their masks off, throwing them on the ground and stomping them out.
Kris Christopher: And their opponents... from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico... weighing in at a combined weight of 435 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Karen Justice... the team of Apex Jones and Triangle King... they are The Q Files!!!
The Q Files march down the ramp. They ridicule fans who look a certain way, which offends them.
Ray Hudson: These guys are something special.
KC Floyd: Special Ed.
Ray Hudson: That's what I meant.
Jen Vallejos: You guys are being very immature...
The Q Files reach the ring.
Match Official: Neisha Whitehead
Tag Team Match
The Q Files
vs
Crystal Zdunich and Kate "Diamond" Steele
The match starts with Triangle King and Kate Steele. They both circle the ring ready for battle. Triangle King starts yelling to Kate that her singing sucks and she should "shut the fuck up".
As they get close enough to each other, Kate sends a spinning heel kick to Traingle King's head. He wobbles around and Kate then gives him a pele kick.
Triangle King is down and rolls to his corner, tagging in his partner. Apex Jones gets in the ring and yells at the ref to do his job, which confuses the ref as she is doing her job....?
While Apex is wasting his time, Kate takes him down with a single knee facebreaker. Kate then tags in her partner.
Crystal and Kate continue to dominate The Q Files members for the remainder of this match. Crystal definitely makes up for the embarrassment of her debut match, two weeks ago.
In the end, Kate tags in Crystal, who gets in the ring with Triangle King, who is already down from Kate. Crystal smirks before locking Triangle King into Photosynthesis!!!
It doesn't take very long before Triangle King taps out!!!
WINNER:
Crystal Zdunich and Kate "Diamond" Steele
The Q Files
vs
Crystal Zdunich and Kate "Diamond" Steele
The match starts with Triangle King and Kate Steele. They both circle the ring ready for battle. Triangle King starts yelling to Kate that her singing sucks and she should "shut the fuck up".
As they get close enough to each other, Kate sends a spinning heel kick to Traingle King's head. He wobbles around and Kate then gives him a pele kick.
Triangle King is down and rolls to his corner, tagging in his partner. Apex Jones gets in the ring and yells at the ref to do his job, which confuses the ref as she is doing her job....?
While Apex is wasting his time, Kate takes him down with a single knee facebreaker. Kate then tags in her partner.
Crystal and Kate continue to dominate The Q Files members for the remainder of this match. Crystal definitely makes up for the embarrassment of her debut match, two weeks ago.
In the end, Kate tags in Crystal, who gets in the ring with Triangle King, who is already down from Kate. Crystal smirks before locking Triangle King into Photosynthesis!!!
It doesn't take very long before Triangle King taps out!!!
WINNER:
Crystal Zdunich and Kate "Diamond" Steele
Match Length: 05:02
"Smile Bomb" by 17thekid plays throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winners of this match... Crystal Zdunich and Kate "Diamond" Steele!!!
Crystal Zdunich and Kate celebrate in the ring.
KC Floyd: Well well well! She sure bounced back from two weeks ago.
RJ Smith: I don't think The Q Files are gonna make it in MHW.
Ray Hudson: Well, that's up to Robert Mack to decide.
Jen Vallejos: Crystal was very impressive to me this week. I hope she keeps that version of her up...
RINGSIDE
KC Floyd: Folks, we are literally moments away from the third Mile High Spectacular!!!
RJ Smith: It's going to be nuts.
KC Floyd: Tonight's episode of Mile High AMMO is brought to you by From The Nosebleeds. Your favorite sad boys are getting new episodes up every week.
Jen Vallejos: I'm literally a big fan of From The Nosebleeds. It's a great little podcast.
Ray Hudson: I'll have to check it out.
RJ Smith: I love to listen to it after I get stoned.
Ray Hudson: Folks, tonight is going to be huge altogether, but that main event...
KC Floyd: Man, if Eavan Maloney loses, she's gonna retire. That's a big deal.
RJ Smith: And that's exactly what's going to happen. She's going to retire. Leah Aguero has been at her most confident. But Eavan?
Jen Vallejos: I see what you're saying, RJ. But I got a feeling that Eavan is going to pull this one off and shock everyone. Maybe she's just playing mind games. Maybe she's making Leah think this is going to be easy for the War Queen. And then she's going to capitalize off of that.
KC Floyd: It would suck to see Eavan Maloney leave, but I agree with RJ. The chick doesn't know whether she's coming or going. You can tell when she goes into a match knowing she's going to lose. When she gets to talking about how she allows her opponents to win? She's probably sure she's going to lose. And that's just not a good mindset to have going into a match.
Ray Hudson: Especially a match of this magnitude. It is very disappointing to hear a wrestling superstar say they are content with losing, and in this case also retiring from the sport. Eavan Maloney is in the freaking main event of MHW's biggest event and she literally is telling people she doesn't care if she wins or not.
RJ Smith: Rob should've just gave the Title Match to Skrabz instead of making that Number One Contender Match.
Jen Vallejos: You guys are crazy!
Ray Hudson: Well while we're all agreeing that Eavan may lose this match because her lack of confidence, let's take a look at what happened the last time Eavan and Leah were in the ring alone...
Reggie Carter: Leah Aguero's head is getting very big. She's been calling herself the War Queen since day one of her MHW career. But man... she's literally sitting in a throne now.
Steve McLarson: Reggie, you've got a handful of wrestlers here in MHW who are handed title shot after title shot, after losing match after match. Leah is already undefeated in Season Three. She's the Ultimate Champion. She is literally the Queen of MHW.
Reggie Carter: It's too much, Steve. She's doing too much.
Leah snaps her fingers at one of the security guards who grabs a microphone and brings it to the War Queen.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: Would you look at that. ThrowDown has only just begun and yet all you little peons choose to trash the very ring I grace. And for what? You choose to stain these mats, cause tears in the ring and put all of our lives at risk as we compete for you. It’s no wonder I’ve asked the powers that be to grant me more security. Rather than bow down before your Ultimate Champion, you wish to cause harm to the Queen. And for what? Jealousy? Inadequacy? Because of what I did to your beloved backyard champion?
A smile comes across Leah’s face as the boos rain in on her. She reaches into a pocket and pulls out the strands of hair that she cut off of El Diablo Blanco’s mask two weeks ago. Boos thunder the arena.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: You either fall in line or you end up laid out. Either way, you will bow before your queen and kiss thy boot. It can be done the easy way or the hard way. Choose the hard way and… well… I walk out with a little souvenir. There is another one out there that has chosen the hard way. Dear Evan Maloney, my feisty little number one contender to MY Ultimate Title. She knows not what she speaks of. Such raw uncultivated talent thrown away because of her reactionary methods. It’s a shame, really. With the right leadership… ahem… myself, Miss Maloney could shoot straight to the top. She could rise straight up the ranks to become a knight in my kingdom. Instead, she’ll be nothing more than a hot head, ready to be served up as the first contender to try and fail to take the Queen’s title.
The War Queen shakes her head in disappointment.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: Tonight, the would be “Krigare” will get her first taste of punishment at the Queen’s behest as she teams with Alejandra Carbajal to take on myself and… Skrabz.
The War Queen shows off an exaggerated eye roll.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: I guess now I need to carry others back to a prominent position. But before tonight’s main event. Before this show even continues, I command you all to rise before your queen and take a bow. Your MHW Ultimate Champion has arrived. You may now pay your respects.
The War Queen rises to her feet and raises both arms out in the air to take in the crowd’s "admiration". Instead…
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
Steve McLarson: Whoa! They better not interrupt the Queen when she's speaking!
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Wendy “Zombie” Pellegrini and Katrina “Hairicin” Knox ride out onto the ramp on black Harley-Davidsons before riding down to ringside, effectively blocking the ramp. As they step off their bikes, Leah becomes enraged before realizing there are only two members of The Purge trio at ringside.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: Are you two lost, or have you come to your senses and decided to pay homage to your Queen?
Zombie is handed a microphone and looks up in the ring.
Wendy "Zombie" Stevens: I’m sorry. You said you needed extra security, right? Those people with you… I don’t think they’re up to the task. Thought we’d lend you a hand.
"War Queen" Leah Aguero: You’re funny. I have the best security money could buy. Well, Robert Mack’s money can buy. He was wise to protect his investment. So, what was the plan? You two run interference while your little hothead tries to hit me from behind? You Shieldmaidens are pathetic. Come back when Eavan Maloney decides she wants to face me.
As The War Queen was berating The Purge at ringside, Eavan “Krigare” Maloney slides into the ring behind her and sits on the throne, as the security detail all exit the ring. Krigare is dangling her legs over one of the arms, admiring the MHW Ultimate Championship as she twirls a microphone of her own in her hand.
Eavan "Krigare" Maloney: Or, you can, I don’t know, turn your bitch ass around?
As The War Queen turns around, she realizes she’s all alone in the ring with Krigare, who is wearing the Ultimate Championship on her shoulder.
Reggie Carter: For a Queen, she sure doesn't have good security...
Steve McLarson: She said Robert Mack hired them. It's all his fault!
As the War Queen lunges at her, Krigare drops her with the NOLA Makeover and looks down at The War Queen chuckling, before picking up the title and laying it over The War Queen’s chest. Krigare shrugs, smiles, and rolls out of the ring and fist-bumps her sisters before the three walk up the ramp.
Reggie Carter: The number one contender has gotten one over on the Champ.
Steve McLarson: That's what she thinks. The end result for their match at the Spectacular will stay the same. Leah is going to walk out still Champion.
KC Floyd: Well folks, it's almost time for Mile High Spectacular III to go live right here on Splat!
Ray Hudson: Don’t change the ch...
Suddenly the lights dim and the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system. A thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on Becca "Bruiser" Maguire, who is kneeling down and looking to the floor with her AMMO Television Championship in her right hand.
Jen Vallejos: Bruiser, we got all the love for you, girl... but what are you doing coming out now? The Spectacular hasn't started yet. I mean, it's about to, but...
RJ Smith: Maybe she's been back there doing drugs with Tyke Index.
KC Floyd: I God damn doubt that, RJ.
As the song kicks into full swing, Bruiser slowly rises to her feet and then she slowly raises her championship into the air while letting out a guttural roar.
Ray Hudson: Well we thought we were going to start the big event off with the Tag Team Title Match. Maybe there's been a change of plans and we're knocking out some entrances for the Mile High Cup Match before the show officially starts to save time. It is an action packed night, after all.
Bruiser begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her.
Jen Vallejos: I guess that's possible, Ray. But no one is telling us anything, so we don't know.
Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, Bruiser slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before slowly raising her championship into the air while letting out another guttural roar. She then calls for a microphone and is handed one. She places her title over her shoulder as “Indestructible” fades out.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Ya know… I was just gonna wait in the back until my scheduled match later tonight… but that was until this very championship I wear and defend with pride caught my fuckin’ eye!
Bruiser paces the ring a little.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: I know I’m already booked in the Mile High Cup Battle Royal… but I take bein’ the AMMO Television Champion very fuckin’ seriously! Last I checked?! This belt is to be defended on every televised episode o’ AMMO! And yet, in his infinite wisdom, Mr. Mack didn’t book me to defend it!
Bruiser shakes her head.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: Naw, I ain’t acceptin’ that! I ain’t gonna be one o’ those champions that just sits back and waits to be told when I’m defendin’ this belt! And quite frankly?! I need a bit o’ a fuckin’ warm up before the Mile High Cup Battle Royal!
The Television Champion now turns to the stage.
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire: So I’m issuin’ an open fuckin’ challenge to anyone o’ ya’ll in the back and I’ll be puttin’ my Television Championship on the line! So come on out! I’m the one who runs this bitch! I’m the face o’ this show… and I fuckin’ dare any o’ ya’ll to come out here to try and prove me wron’!
Bruiser then slams the microphone to the floor and outstretches her arms, demanding someone to come out.
KC Floyd: Bruiser out here issuing an open challenge for her Television Championship!
Jen Vallejos: Is someone gonna accept the challenge?! Will we see an impromptu Television Championship match tonight?!
Suddenly the arena plunges into darkness and then “Like You Tell” by Scarlxrd blasts out of the PA system as the lights in the arena return but with a blood red color.
Ray Hudson: That sounds real familiar...
The broadcast begins to glitch a little as a hooded figure slowly walks out onto the stage with long wild hair and an unkempt beard.
Jen Vallejos: Hold on a minute! Is that?!
RJ Smith: It’s SAMSON!!!
SAMSON slowly makes his way down the ramp, talking to himself while pointing out at the fans.
Ray Hudson: We thought SAMSON was gone forever. This man is a Mile High AMMO alumni for sure.
KC Floyd: Holy smokes! Bruiser might have just met her challenge.
Once he reaches the ring, he makes his way up the steel steps and climbs through the ropes, passing by Bruiser he calls for a microphone of his own and is handed one as “Like You Tell” fades out and the lights return back to normal.
SAMSON: Mrs. Maguire… you are a fool. Already booked this evening and here you are… out here requesting… no… demanding… someone take that championship from you. Very well… I accept.
The fans cheer wildly as an official makes their way down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, ready to call for the bell.
KC Floyd: It’s happening! Looks like Robert Mack is allowing this!
Jen Vallejos: Oh boy! Tonight just got even better and we haven’t even started Mile High Spectacular yet!
Ray Hudson: Do we even have time for this match? Spectacular is literally a few minutes away...
Bruiser hands her championship to the official who holds it up for the world to see and then passes it off to the ring announcer.
SAMSON: Oh and… tell your wife and son I said hi--
The Shieldmaiden suddenly delivers a hard headbutt to SAMSON and the referee calls for the bell and the start of the match.
Match Official: Emily Falls
MHW AMMO Television Championship
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire©
vs
SAMSON
SAMSON stumbles back to his feet, clutching his nose from the headbutt he received before the bell and Bruiser immediately wraps her arms around his waist and delivers a German Suplex. Keeping a hold of the challenger, the champion stands back up and hits him with a second German Suplex and then follows up with a Neckbreaker.
Grabbing him by the arm, Bruiser picks SAMSON up onto his feet and then drops him with the Kickstarter and then swiftly locks him into Freyr’s Sacrifice. SAMSON tries with all of his power to escape from the hold, refusing to tap and then eventually, after being locked in the hold for a good while, SAMSON ends up passing out forcing the referee to call for the bell and the end of the match.
WINNER:
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire©
vs
SAMSON
SAMSON stumbles back to his feet, clutching his nose from the headbutt he received before the bell and Bruiser immediately wraps her arms around his waist and delivers a German Suplex. Keeping a hold of the challenger, the champion stands back up and hits him with a second German Suplex and then follows up with a Neckbreaker.
Grabbing him by the arm, Bruiser picks SAMSON up onto his feet and then drops him with the Kickstarter and then swiftly locks him into Freyr’s Sacrifice. SAMSON tries with all of his power to escape from the hold, refusing to tap and then eventually, after being locked in the hold for a good while, SAMSON ends up passing out forcing the referee to call for the bell and the end of the match.
WINNER:
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
Match Length: 01:30
“Indestructible” by Disturbed blasts out of the PA system as the official hands Bruiser her AMMO Television Championship and raises her arm.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW AMMO Television Champion... Becca “Bruiser” Maguire!!!
Bruiser climbs the turnbuckle and points to her belt and yells out that she’s the face of AMMO and that she dares anyone to step up to try and take the title from her.
KC Floyd: It's time!! Do not change the channel! MHW Mile High Spectacular III is next...
Jen Vallejos: Congrats Bruiser!
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