maddog
MHW Superstar
MHW ThrowDown Champion
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Post by maddog on Jul 31, 2021 9:08:02 GMT -6
Mad Dog’s House
Big Ugly, WV
July 29th, 2021
Off Camera
Sick days for kids used to mean chicken noodle soup and The Price is Right. Now with Zoom, Class Dojo, and every other app, there is no such thing as a sick day or a snow day. Well, at Mad Dogs house, things are still done old school.
Gideon Wright is being home-schooled, which means that school is year-round. Today though, well today is a sick day for both student and teacher, or momma and son. That leaves Mad Dog to hold down the fort. Momma and little sister Logan had just snuggled up in bed for a nap and Gideon had just finished his grilled cheese and chicken noodle soup and was relaxing on the couch when his dear old dad sits down next to him.
"Buddy, today we are going to watch one of your dads’ favorite movies, and one of the best movies ever", Mad Dog says as he sits down next to his son with a big smile on his face. "Harry Potter!", Gideon replies with excitement. "Harry what? No, not that" , Mad Dog replies.
"Oh, Avengers End Game?" Gideon says. "No, but let's have a moment of silence for Black Panther", Mad Dog replies. “Wakanda Forever,” Gideon says as he crosses his arms across his chest. After a moment of silence, Mad Dog pulls a DVD out and shows the case to his son. "Rocky?", Gideon says with a certain amount of disappointment.
Mad Dog looks shocked at his son’s response. “Dad, that movie is older than you are,” Gideon says. Mad Dog shakes his head in disbelief and says, “Boy, just cause something is old doesn’t mean it ain’t good. 57 Chevy, 70 Challenger, and George Strait, they are all old and all still better than about anything in their field today”. “UGH!” is all Gideon says.
Mad Dog ignores his son's groan and places the DVD in the player and begins the film. At first, Gideon is clearly bored, but soon is sucked in by the classic film, and by the time the movie reaches the training montage Gideon is sitting on the edge of the couch fully enthralled. As Rocky runs up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art and gets to the top with his hands in the air, Mad Dog looks over at his son and sees Gideon’s eyes the size of saucers and pumping his clenched fist.
“Pretty good for an old movie huh?”, Mad Dog asks with a sarcastic grin. Gideon can’t even look away from the screen as he answers, “this is awesome, Rocky is gonna kick Apollo’s butt”. Mad Dog smiles at his son and then looks back to the screen. As the movie ends, Rocky and Adrian embrace in a hug and the credits begin to roll. Mad Dog is feeling motivated and looks over at his son who has a huge smile on his face, but Mad Dog watches as that smile fades into a look of curiosity. “Wait, so Rocky didn’t win? What a bunch of bull crap”, Gideon says in a tone that clearly shows he wanted to use a harsher word than “crap”. “Didn’t he though?” Mad Dog asks. “No way, they tied. This is supposed to be boxing, not soccer.” Gideon says with an aggravated tone. Mad Dog gives a heartfelt chuckle and looks his son in the eye to deliver a real-life lesson. “Son, that is what you call a moral victory. No one thought Rocky would make it out of the first round of that fight, but he took the world champion to the limit. The champion couldn’t beat him, even though he was considered the best and Rocky was just some random bum. The thing is, Rocky didn’t believe he was a bum. Rocky believed in himself, and he showed the world what a man who works hard and believes in himself can do. Rocky showed that heart is the greatest weapon of all, you never give up and you never stay down. No matter what is thrown at you, you get up and you keep coming. Rocky isn’t just about boxing; Rocky is a metaphor for life.”.
Gideon looks up at his father with a look of pride in his eyes and says, “kind of like you in wrestling?”.
Mad Dog smiles with pride himself and responds, “yeah, I guess you are right buddy. Nobody thought your old man was going to be doing what he has done so far, but your old man believed in himself and he has never given up. Ya know I may not get that spot against Leah at Game Over, but I tell you ya what, whoever wins between old El D and I, will have to earn the dang-on thing, cause both of us are going to push the other to their limits.”. Gideon looks up at his father and smiles, and wraps his arms around his dad’s torso, and gives him a big hug, saying, “I know you’re gonna win Daddy, I believe in you”. Mad Dog wraps his arms around his boy and says, “thanks buddy, that is all the motivation I need in the world”.
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
Wright Family Hunting Cabin
Middle of nowhere, WV
August 2nd, 2021
On Camera
Mad Dog had come to the Wright family hunting cabin to focus and train for his upcoming match with El Diablo. Not only was Mad Dog able to shut out the distractions of the outside world with no internet, tv, or cell service, he was able to take his training old-school, and I mean older than iron weights.
Mad Dog has a large log laying across his shoulder and is doing lunges across a field. Mad Dog lunges with the log until he reaches the edge of the field where it drops down a hill. Mad Dog adjusts the log and gets a tighter grip on it and then begins to sprint down the hill. As Mad Dog disappears over the hill into the valley below the camera pans around to show Sunny Jim sitting at a wooden picnic table.
Sunny watches where Mark had just gone over the hill and shakes his head in disbelief. Sunny reaches for a pitcher of fresh Lemonade that sits on the table and pours himself a glass. Sunny takes a long and slow drink and places the glass on the table.El Diablo Blanco, I'm sure that you are a very nice human. I'm sure you use your turn indicators, especially when attempting to merge. I'm sure when someone lets you go at a light or stop sign you give them the courtesy wave. And, I'm most certainly sure that after you order your fast-food meal you always agree to donate that extra dollar to feed hungry children. You're a nice guy El D, a heck of a lot nicer than, and I'd even say nicer than Mad Dog, and that is your downfall.
Frankly El D, you just don't have the killer instinct that it takes to be a champion, and I mean the big champion, the ultimate champion. That lack of a killer instinct is why you lost the Phoenix championship to Bullet, it's why you were humiliated when you faced Leah, and it is why Mad Dog is going to beat you at Throw Down and move on to face Leah and be game over for your hopes of becoming Ultimate champion.
Just imagine what Mad Dog would have done to Leah if she did to him what she did to you. She embarrassed you, she humiliated you, she forced you to kiss her boot. And what did you do? Made some more stupid YouTube videos about elementary school science projects. Mad Dog would have been out for blood and would have stopped at nothing to take his boot and place it into one of Leah's orifices. But you, you just rolled over and took it. If you aren't picking up what I'm putting down El D, it's that you and Mark Wright are not the same, he is the alpha and you are a beta.
It's ok though, not everyone can be a tough guy, not everyone can be a badass, and not just anyone has what it takes to beat the War Queen. You aren't that one El D, but Mad Dog is, and unfortunately for you, you stand in Mad Dog's way of facing Leah for that Ultimate championship. You're a relatively smart guy, at least when compared to the rest of the Mile High locker room, so, I'm sure you understand pack hierarchy. See, in a pack, you have the alpha, who is the leader, or “top dog, and that is Mad Dog. Then there are the betas, who are folks like you, and the betas are subservient to the alphas. And then there are omegas, folks like Chris Mosh, or Bruiser, who are at the bottom of the pack, subservient to both betas and alphas.
Look at Mile High as a pack, and understand your place in the pack El D. Understand that there is an alpha couple, a male and a female that leads the entire pack, with the female alpha being subservient to the male alpha. Leah is clearly the alpha female, and it will take the alpha male to dethrone her, it is not something the beta male can do. Meaning, it is not something you can do El D, you cannot topple the War Queen, because you are not a king.
You had your chance, and you got knocked out cold. You got beat like a drum El D, quite frankly it looked like Leah was Mike Tyson and you were Michael Spinks. Just like Spinks you came into that match undefeated and with a lot of hype, and then got knocked out in the first round, and was never the same again. It shook him to his core and rattled his confidence for life, just like losing to Leah did to you. That's not an alpha move, that is a beta mindset, and more proof that you don't have what it takes to beat Leah, and that you especially don't have what it takes to beat Mad Dog.
Like I said El D, you’re a hell of a fella, I both like and respect you. You're a standup guy, a hard-working husband, and a father, but you aren't cut out to be the top guy in Mile High. Maybe you should just stick to your Bill Nye the Science Guy, YouTube career and leave the dethroning of the War Queen to the alpha of the pack. You're a good man, a good husband, and a good father, so stay out of Mad Dog's way so you can go home to your lovely family in one piece. Because, I'm afraid that if you keep trying to run with the alphas you are going to get severely hurt, and the next S.T.E.M video you make will be about your robotic wheelchair.Sunny give a smarmy grin as he takes another long and slow drink. A noise is heard from over the hill and both Sunny and the camera turn to see Mad Dog emerging onto the top of the hill. Now instead of a log over his shoulder, in each hand is a five-gallon bucket, each filled with rocks. Mad Dog grips his teeth as the handle of the bucket cuts into his flesh, but he refuses to sit the buckets down until he reaches the table.Mad Dog's pace quickens as he marches in a quick step to the table. Mad Dog finally makes it and drops the buckets to the ground and begins shaking his hands in pain. Mad Dog breaths heavily as the hot sun coupled with the mugginess of the mountain air makes it hard to catch his breath.Mark, why don’t you just go to a normal gym?You aren’t gonna get this kind of workout at Planet Fitness, Sunny. Yeah, but they have free pizza and air conditioning.
Mark says nothing and simply shakes his head. Mark shakes his hands again and heads into the cabin. Sunny simply shrugs his shoulders and takes another sip of his lemonade. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, El Diablo Blanco, I wanted to talk about your mask, and how I think…“I’ll take it from here”, Mark says as he emerges from the cabin and cutting Sunny off. Sunny looks over his shoulder to see Mark carrying a cooler and walking towards the table. As Mark gets closer, Sunny scoots over to make room for Mark to sit. Mark placed the cooler onto the table and opens the lid.
Mad Dog sits a can of Budweiser and a can of Bud Light onto the table. Mad Dog takes a seat at the table and scoots the cans to the forefront of the view.
El D, I done had you to my home, done broke bread with you, done passed the jar with ya, and done teamed with ya, and at the risk of sounding like a cliché of the Shieldmaidens, I got mad respect for you brother. Shoot, more than respect ya, I like ya, consider ya my favorite wrestler here in old Mile High. But I tell ya what, come Throw Down none of those matters. When we step between the ropes, it won’t matter how much I like ya or respect ya, I’m gonna have to beat ya. I gotta do what I gotta do to advance my career, to get to that Ultimate championship, and to make a better life for me and my family.
You’re a family man El D, so I hope you understand. You’re also a pretty smart fella, so I hope ya know that what happens at Throw Down is far from personal, and it is all business. The problem for you though El D, is my business is cracking skulls and kicken ass, and brother business is booming. So, no matter what happens, I just hope there are no hard feelings from ya, cause I sure won't. I expect you to do what you gotta do, to give it your all, and to fight until your very last breath because that is exactly what I would do.
Mad Dog taps the two cans and pops the Budweiser open. Mad Dog takes three big gulps from the can and then sets it down next to the unopened Bud Light.You see El D, you and me, we kind of like this Bud and this Bud Light, we the same, but we are also pretty different. You might be popular, and the choice of the younger crowd like old Bud Light, but brother I’m the king of beers. I’ve been the king the whole time, and I’m gonna take that crown from the undeserving Queen. I don’t expect you to just lay down and let me walk over ya, hell na, I expect you to fight me tooth and damn nail for that match with Leah.
You and me, just like Bud and Bud Light, we’re the most popular ones here, and the ones everyone argues about who is the best, but right now Leah is sitten on the throne when she should be getting flushed down it. I won’t wish ya luck if ya beat me at Throw Down, because I ain’t even letting the thought of losing cross my mind. I’m busten my butt and training my tail off for this match, and brother I know you are doing the same.
That’s where another difference pops up brother. You might be in your kitchen swingen that kettlebell around, but I’m out here in the heat and humidity carrying logs, carrying rocks, doing man work. You’re preparing for a wrestling match, and I’m preparing for war. You’re training like you’re just trying to keep the Dad-bod in check, and I’m training like Rocky about to fight Ivan Drago. We are coming at this different El D, and while I got no problem with the way you be doing things, I just gotta do things a little bit harder to keep my edge, because it is that edge that is going to give me the win over you at Throw Down and make me the next Ultimate champion.
I got love and respect for ya El D, and that isn’t changing going into the match, and if you are the man, I think you are, I’ll have even more love and respect for ya after the match. When it’s all said and done, and I’ve punched my ticket to face Leah at Game Over, I’ll look ya in the eye, shake ya hand and hand ya beer. But that beer is the less filling, lower carb, not quite the king of beers because as much love and respect as I got for ya, you’re still light beer and I’m the full flavor.
Mad Dog lifts the can up and chugs down the rest of the Budweiser, and then sits the can next to the Bud Light can.El D, I'm put here in the middle of nowhere, brother you couldn't have found OJ out here back in ninety-five, and this is where I'm at training like an animal. Say I got the eye of the tiger, or just admit I really am a mad dog. No matter what ya call just know after September fifth that you El D, that you Leah, that everyone around Mile High is going to be calling me the Ultimate champion.
You're a heck of a wrestler El D, and an even better human being. I'll even say that you are the biggest challenge I've had in Mile High. But when the White Devil comes down the Denver, looking for a title shot to steal, even if he has a band of demons join in, I'm gonna beat um like I'm a fiddle player named Johnny.
No matter what the scenario, and no matter what you do, El D, buddy it's only going to end one of two ways. The White Devil either repents and goes the Wright Way. Or, El Diablo Blanco, goes mad.
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Post by eldiabloblanco on Aug 6, 2021 10:06:53 GMT -6
//Been doing everything from my phone this week. Sorry for not coding. I know that makes it easier to read but didn’t get a chance to edit through computer/iPad like usual.
The following interview has been conducted through Zoom
As customary, El Diablo Blanco has once again sat down via Zoom call with Abi Rose. El D has already made it known that today’s session won’t be delving into his past but rather focusing on the present and what it means for the future. With Abi Rose ready on hand, she kicks things off.
Abi Rose: This is Abi Rose, once again sitting down with the now former MHW Phoenix Champion, El Diablo Blanco. El D, how are we doing today? I’ve heard you’ve had quite an eventual time since your bout with Bullet.
El Diablo Blanco: I’m a guy that shoots straight from the hip, Sister. There’s no shame in losing the MHW Phoenix Title to Miss Carbajal. She’s tough as nails. She’s cunning and her talent knows no bounds. Having said that, it doesn’t make the sting hurt any less. One of my proudest moments as a professional wrestler was winning the Phoenix Title in that ladder match. For so long, I watched Mile High Wrestling for a far. Then, one fateful night, I was able to call myself a champion in one of the most prestigious organizations I’ve ever been a part of. If you go back and look closely at footage of that match with Miss Layton, when all is said and done, you’ll see a tear in my eye, Sister. When I walked back inside my home and saw my Little Diablitos, there were tears in their eyes. Their daddy was a champion.
El Diablo Blanco pauses for a moment, getting misty eyed once again recalling back to that moment.
El Diablo Blanco: Then came Mile High Spectacular III. Then came the moment I could no longer call myself a champion. It was a punch to my gut, Sister. Now, don’t get me wrong. I have no qualms with the events that transpired at Mile High Spectacular. There are many out there that will come up with excuses every step of the way. It was an off night. I slipped on some leftover baby oil on the turnbuckle. My bacon egg and cheese bagel meal from McDonald’s wasn’t sitting right. There are no excuses, Sister. I left it all in that ring at Mile High Spectacular III. I am content with my performance. Still, when I walk through that door and look down at the Little Diablitos, I’m gutted. Their daddy is no longer a champion.
El D shakes his head.
El Diablo Blanco: I’m not gonna lie, Sister. I was down in the dumps. Losing that MHW Phoenix Title was a tough pill to swallow. I ended up doing what any parent would do, though. I buried my sorrows and took the familia on a little vacay.
Abi Rose: I was going to comment that you are looking quite tan, El D. And you know what they say about being tan. You’re going to get that push, Brother. Did I do that right?
El Diablo Blanco: That’s a good one, Sister. In the last two weeks I took the kids up to Wisconsin Dells for some water parks. We went to the suburbs of Chicago so we can go to Legoland Discovery Center and Brookfield Zoo. Then we capped things off by heading over to Saint Joseph, Michigan for a few days on the beach. You know what I took away from this little excursion I did with the familia, Sister?
Abi Rose: What is that?
El Diablo Blanco: I can wallow away all I want about the past and it’s not going to change the future. Each day on this Earth we are given an opportunity to be better than we were yesterday. Dwelling on past experiences, both positive and negative, doesn’t make a difference today. It doesn’t matter what you did before Mile High Wrestling. It doesn’t matter what you did last season. It doesn’t matter what you did last week. You’re only as good as you are today. We’re all given choices in life, Sister. The number one thing is you can let past experiences dictate today’s behavior or you can push that stuff aside and do your very best today. I’m ready to live my best life now. For the past several weeks, whether it be yourself or Jordan Hagan, we sat down and talked about my history and how it defined me. It’s a very important story to tell but none of that equates to what I’m going to do on any given day. Past Championships, past accolades, past failures, past defeats. Ultimately, none of that matters in the end. I’ve seen many come into Mile High Wrestling through the years living off their past accolades. They had some oomph behind them coming in but, in the end, they didn’t live up to the hype. Their stars fizzled out quickly and they just were never the same after that. A wise man once said, “I live my life one quarter mile at a time.” That same man defines himself as family first. Who cares what happened two weeks ago at Mile High Spectacular III. Everything happens for a reason. While many will say you’re only as good as your last match, I believe in something else, Sister. You’re only as good as your next match and MY next match… well, that one’s a doozy.
Abi Rose: A doozy it is. You aren’t just main eventing another Throwdown. You aren’t just facing off against the red hot Mad Dog Mark Wright, someone you spent the 4th of July weekend with. The winner of that match is going to be named the number one contender to the Mile High Wrestling Ultimate Title. This is already being talked about as the two hottest new generation stars Mile High Wrestling has to offer going head to head for the first time.
El Diablo Blanco: It’s not going to be an easy one, Sister. I’ve seen what others have had to say over on those message boards. My Brother from another Mother, and Mister, is the odds on favorite to win this match and contend for the War Queen Leah Aguero’s title. Now some may see that as a negative. I see that as a positive. If you know anything about good ol El D it’s that I’ve been known to defy the odds a time or two. I’m not supposed to be in the position that I am today, Sister. I’ve gotten here through hard work and determination. We’re only as good as our next match? Well, Sister, I’m ready to set this ring on fire and burn this mother… well burn the house down. Figuratively speaking, of course. I don’t believe in arson, Sister. Mark and I have shared some intimate moments among families and he was cordial enough to invite me down to West Virginia. Friendship aside, this match has stakes beyond that. The winner gets a shot at the MHW Ultimate Champion; the very pinnacle of what Mile High Wrestling has to offer. Candi Bratton, Skrabal Stanzas, Leah Aguero. Three people have ever held that belt. THREE. Each one has proven to be the best of the best. You say people are talking about Mark and I being the hottest new talent MHW has to offer. It would be an honor to contend for that Ultimate Championship.
Abi Rose: It would also mean that you have a chance for redemption. The last time you stepped foot inside a ring with The War Queen Leah Aguero, you were on the receiving end of The End Game and you had a piece of your hair trimmed as a token for the “Queen”.
El Diablo Blanco: I would no doubt love to get back in the ring with Miss Aguero but let me tell you something, Sister. There is no looking towards the future until you’ve earned that right. There is nothing set in stone just yet as to who will take those honors of challenging the MHW Ultimate Champion. Right now, my eyes are squarely set on the Mad Dog Mark Wright, Sister.
Abi Rose: I’m just saying that there is a history there and the two of you would no doubt have a contentious bout. To shift gears to this Sunday, however, we have already heard from Mad Dog’s camp about the upcoming match. Namely, I would like to bring up the words of one Sunny Jim.
El Diablo Blanco: I’ve heard what Sunny Jim has had to say, Sister.
El Diablo Blanco’s head drops momentarily. As it rises, he has a serious demeanor plastered across his face; well, what we can see of his face.
El Diablo Blanco: Sunny Jim, Brother, you had quite a few nice things to say about me. Most of what you said is very much true. I let others enter traffic accordingly. I signal when appropriate and yes sir indeed I always round up for the Ronald McDonald House of Charities. What you didn’t mention, Brother, is my volunteering to put away the folding chairs at church functions, dressing up as a bee at my Little Diablita’s Elementary School in order to encourage the ninos to BEE Nutritious with their lunches and serve as the Vice President of my town’s HOA. Thank you, Brother, for acknowledging my many niceties that I try to instill in the world to make humanity a better place. There is one glaring fallacy in your statement about me, Brother, that I must contest. You see, Brother, you claim that I don’t have that killer instinct. You declared that I don’t have what it takes to be an alpha male, Brother. You asserted that good ol El D is nothing more than a pushover that creates some of the finest educational content YouTube has to offer. Which, on a side note, expect new episodes to arrive in the coming weeks. We’ve got content in the can but just need to do some final editing.
El D shakes his head as if he were in a funk trying to shake things off.
El Diablo Blanco: Where was I? Oh, yeah that’s right. Sunny Jim, Brother, I am an honest, caring individual but you know nothing about my fortitude when I step inside that ring. For a moment there I was ready to head on down to the burger shop to get ourselves a couple double cheeseburgers, double cheese, double onion, Brother. Instead, we’ll just have to wait until after Throwdown, Brother. You sit there and talk about the leader of the pack. You speak of alpha males that sit atop the hierarchy, Brother, but if I’ve learned anything from a children’s show called Bluey; if you remove a member of the pack at a lower level, the entire pack comes tumbling down, Brother.
Abi Rose is visibly side-eyeing El Diablo Blanco’s analogy.
El Diablo Blanco: Just ignore it, Sister. Sunny Jim doesn’t think I have what it takes to topple the Queen and he may have been right. Note the past tense. The last time I went one on one with Leah Aguero, I was knocked out cold and humiliated. I’ve got all the reason in the world to come back from that and that’s exactly what I plan to do, Brother. I am never one to discount another’s talent because any individual can win on any given night. Just take a look back to when Azzurine Vebbins beat Skrabal Stanzas way back at Throwdown Episode 22. I may not be favored to beat Mark Wright this Sunday. The message boards clearly reflect that but I’ve got the Diablo Nation behind me. I’ve got the support of my followers in Denver, Colorado urging me on to victory. Your boy, Mark Wright, may still be the Throwdown Champion. I may no longer have the Phoenix Championship. I may have been on the losing end of my matches for the past four weeks but I’ve got nothing else to lose, Brother. I’m putting it all on the line and I’m ready to win this one for the Diablo Nation, for my familia back at home and for myself. Can you Diggit?
Abi Rose: We know Sunny Jim doubts your abilities to step up but we also heard from the Mad Dog and, despite his immense respect for you, he says he’s ready to do what it takes to beat.
El Diablo Blanco: Mark, my Brother, you’ve got a lot of bark in you, Brother, and I’ve seen your bite up close and personal. You claim to have the eye of the tiger, Brother. You got that thrill of the fight. You’re ready to rise up to the challenge of our rival, Brother. But let’s get one thing straight, Brother. I’m risin’ up, back on the street. I did my time and took my chances, Brother. I went the distance and now I’m back on my feet. I may have my fan base but I’m just a man and I’ve got the will to survive. Let me tell you something, Brother. You wanna harken back to the eye of the tiger but claim to be a Mad Dog. Which one is it, Brother? Are you a dog or are you an overgrown puddy tat?
Abi Rose: Was that?
El Diablo Blanco: Sufferin succotash, yes that was a Tweety reference, Sister. You see, Brother Mark, you want to make it seem like this is Rocky vs Drago but we all know this is Rocky I and I’m Apollo Creed, Brother. We may go the distance this Sunday at Throwdown but I plan on walking out with the opportunity to challenge the War Queen Leah Aguero for the MHW Ultimate Championship, Brother. I know what motivates you, Brother. You’ve got that Throwdown Championship and you’ve got a hunger. You want more. You’ve always wanted more. I’ve seen first hand, Brother, how you couldn’t get enough of that shine and now you can’t get enough of that gold. It’s what motivates you, Brother, and like you said, “we’re similar but very different.” It’s not about the fame and fortune for me, Brother. I’m not going to lie, it helps, but that isn’t my underlying factor. I may be the poster boy for Game Over but we all know that doesn’t mean diddly squat until the number one contender is named. That’s where the end goal is. I’m out there trying to show the masses that the average joe can rise up and become Ultimate; something I soon will accomplish, Brother. You see, I’ve been working on my fitness. You’re my witness, Brother. This dad bod is ready to transform. It’s slowly turning from dad bod to father figure, Brother.
Abi Rose: What sets you apart from Mad Dog Mark Wright?
El Diablo Blanco: Let me tell you something, Sister. I was born a ramblin man. I’m just trying to make a living and doing the best I can, Sister. I may got a heart of gold but inside that ring I’m ready to do what needs to be done to become number one contender to the MHW Ultimate Title. I’ve sacrificed my body. I’ve put myself through tables. I’ve been hit with barbed wire, light tubes, thumbtacks and gussets. I’ve set myself on fire and been set on fire. I just can’t get enough. Mark Wright may be a wild animal but if there’s one thing on my side it’s this. I’ll keep fighting. I’ll keep getting up until I just can’t get up anymore, Sister. I know that people have always had a misconception about me because the way I look and the way I talk, Sister. Robert Mack thought I was a comedy act when I came knocking for a contract. Others have viewed me as nothing more than an untrained backyard wrestler. Even more equate my name to a cocaine reference. Well, I’m here to tell you that I’m ready to become the cream of the crop, Sister, and you know what they say about that. The cream always rises to the top. I’m ready for my cup of tea in the big time, Sister. When I get my eventual shot at the Ultimate Title I won’t get fooled again, Sister. I’m ready. I’m not going to waste this opportunity. Not against Leah Aguero and not against Mark Wright, Sister. I’m not scared of the Mad Dog. He may bite. He may not have had all his shots. I may need to have a rabies shot handy after our match but with an MHW Ultimate Title shot hanging in the background, I just may need to take Old Yeller out back and put him down. With all due respect to Mark Wright, you are what stands between good ol El D and that Ultimate Title shot and you’re going to have to kill me to beat me, Brother.
Abi Rose: Any last words before we go?
El Diablo Blanco: This is El Diablo Blanco reminding you to help control the pet population - have your pets spayed or neutered. Especially if they are a Mad Dog, Brother. Diggit?
Abi Rose: We’ll see El D once again this Sunday on Throwdown as he takes on Mad Dog Mark Wright in the main event to determine a new number one contender to the MHW Ultimate Title. See you there.
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