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EPISODE THIRTY-SIX
Sunday, August 8, 2021
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE only on Splat!
The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies starts playing for the first 13 seconds of the track, while showing clips of downtown Denver in a light blue hue, followed by different current MHW superstars posing, such as "War Queen" Leah Aguero, Skrabal Stanzas, Alex "Bullet" Carbajal, The Wild Hunt, "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire, Gabriel Ohio, "Mad Dog" Mark Wright, and El Diablo Blanco.
The song skips straight to the hook with a computerized fist punching your tv screen making an effect to where the glass explodes everywhere on your screen.
It's been a long time coming
Solomon Cain standing over Tyke Index's laid out body is shown
And the tables' turned around
El Diablo Blanco hitting the Stump Piledriver on Bandit from the top of a ladder is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan shaking her ass is shown
One of us is goin' down
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright celebrating with the ThrowDown Championship is shown
I'm not runnin
Gabriel Ohio putting Skrabz through the commentary table is shown
It's a little different now
Bullet and The Wild Hunt celebrating together with the Phoenix and Tag Team Titles is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
Skrabz dropping Robert Mack with the Mic Check is shown
One of us is goin' down!!!
"War Queen" Leah Aguero raising the MHW Ultimate Championship into the air with lightning effects is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are inside the Magness Arena where fireworks are exploding. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies keeps playing through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Reggie Carter: Welcome everyone to the thirty-sixth episode of MHW ThrowDown!! I'm Reggie Carter, and as always I'm sitting next to the cranky old man, Steve McLarson.
Steve McLarson: Cranky old man? I think the whole Mile High Club knows you're the cranky one.
Reggie Carter: We got an awesome night for you tonight.
Steve McLarson: Indeed we do! Skrabal Stanzas looks to bounce back from his loss at the Spectacular as he goes one on one with "Psycho" Saoirse Maguire.
Reggie Carter: Plus the Hardcore Championship is on the line tonight! The winner of the Mile High Cup Battle Royal will challenge Katrina Knox for the gold.
Steve McLarson: And what about the main event tonight? The match Skrabal Stanzas was screwed out of; we will see El Diablo Blanco battle "Mad Dog" Mark Wright in a Number One Contendership Match.
"Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison begins playing throughout the arena as Robert Mack comes walking out from behind the curtains with a big smile on his face, wearing the Eavan Maloney t-shirt available on MHW Shopzone.
Reggie Carter: Well here comes the boss!
Steve McLarson: It's boss time!
Reggie Carter: Wait, what? No...
Steve McLarson: What...?
Robert Mack walks down the ramp and heads up the ring steps. He stops on the ring apron to look around the arena, taking it all in.
Reggie Carter: Robert Mack wearing an Eavan Maloney t-shirt. Unfortunately Eavan didn't succeed in defeating The War Queen at the Spectacular, so she had to retire from professional wrestling.
Steve McLarson: And no one cares.
Reggie Carter: You're a huge dick, Steve.
Robert Mack climbs through the ropes and into the ring as he heads across to ask for a mic.
Robert Mack: What a night it was at the Spectacular!
The fans cheer loudly.
Robert Mack: We saw Gabriel Ohio kick Skrabz' ass!
Mixed reactions from the crowd, but mostly cheers.
Robert Mack: We saw Bullet become a two time Phoenix Champion!
Mixed reactions from the crowd.
Robert Mack: We saw The Geist reveal hims...
A loud "El D!" chant interrupts the boss. Robert raises an eyebrow and looks around the arena before smiling and nodding.
Robert Mack: I guess you guys wanna see El Diablo Blanco kick Mad Dog's ass tonight?
Loud cheers start and then fade out into mixed reactions, with some barking sounds sprinkled in.
Robert Mack: Damn, you guys are all over the place tonight...
Mixed reactions all over, but it's definitely loud no matter what people are screaming.
Robert Mack: Which reminds me... two weeks ago we also saw the War Queen end the career of Ms. Eavan Maloney.
Robert Mack points at his shirt and shrugs, as some boos seep through all the noise in the Magness Arena.
Robert Mack: But as I was originally saying... The Geist revealed himself to be the always controversial Solomon Cain!
More mixed reactions from the Mile High Club.
Robert Mack: A lot happened two weeks ago. But now it's time to look to the future. And to become bigger, as always you have to grow...
Some boos come through, as most fans have already heard the rumors.
Robert Mack: Denver... you'll always be our home.
The boos get louder. Robert just smirks and shakes his head.
Robert Mack: But next week will be our last ThrowDown in the Magness Arena for a while.
The boos are getting so loud, it's hard to even hear Robert Mack.
Robert Mack: And will be our last time in Denver until Mile High Spectacular IV in December.
The boos are deafening and Robert just stands there, waiting for the fans to quiet down. He looks kind of annoyed.
Steve McLarson: Will these people show the boss some respect?!
Reggie Carter: They don't want us to go on tour. They want us all to themselves. That's a good thing.
All of a sudden, the lights go out.
Steve McLarson: Here comes Solomon Cain!!!
After a few seconds, "Bossy" by Kelis begins playing throughout the arena as the lights flicker to the simple beat.
Reggie Carter: Nope. Haha. It's the boss's wife.
Steve McLarson: Well good! She needs to come out here and support her husband as he gets disrespected by these fans.
Katrina Mack steps out from behind the curtains to the cheers of the fans. She struts down to ringside looking very..... bossy.
Reggie Carter: Well they're cheering Katrina.
Steve McLarson: Even though she lost to Stephanie Sullivan two weeks ago.
Katrina goes up the stairs and into the ring, looking at Robert Mack in disgust. Then she snatches the mic right out of his hand as her music fades away.
Katrina Mack: What in the hell do you think you're doing?
The fans cheer loudly even though they don't even know why she's asking that question. Robert just shakes his head and requests another mic before receiving one.
Katrina Mack: No, no! You don't need a mic, Rob. That was a rhetorical question. I'm going to tell you exactly what you NEED to do.
Robert raises an eyebrow and mockingly waits for what his wife is going to tell him next.
Katrina Mack: You're going to fire Stephanie Sullivan!
Mixed reactions from the crowd, but mostly cheers. And then it transforms into a lot of "Yes!" chants. Robert Mack looks slightly annoyed and then looks around the Magness Arena at all the energetic fans.
Reggie Carter: The fans really want to see Stephanie Sullivan get fired?
Steve McLarson: I hope they all get fired from their jobs, if they even have one...
Robert goes to put the mic to his mouth, but Katrina quickly grabs it out of his hand and throws it down as the fans pop loud!
Katrina Mack: And you got until the end of the night to do it!!
"Bossy" by Kelis immediately starts playing again as Katrina gives Robert a serious look before leaving the ring, as the boss just watches her leave.
Reggie Carter: Wow...
Steve McLarson: She can't tell Robert what to do...
Reggie Carter: It's in Rob's best interest to listen to his wife.
Steve McLarson: That woman may have done some scandalous things as of recent, but she has bills. You can't just fire her.
Reggie Carter: I don't know, Steve. Rob can do what he wants. We've seen him do whatever he wants before.
Steve McLarson: But this is too far!
Reggie Carter: Further than having sex with his employee, cheating on his wife?
Steve McLarson: Stephanie Sullivan is in action next...
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens' motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest as Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at 135 pounds..... she is the MHW Phoenix Champion... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
Bullet makes her way to the ring and steps into it, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in.
Reggie Carter: Well what a match to start the action off on this show.
Steve McLarson: This is Stephanie's chance to possibly earn a Phoenix Championship Match, if she still has a job by the end of the night.
Reggie Carter: It is indeed. She was originally slotted to be in the Phoenix Title Match two weeks ago, after sleeping with the boss for the shot. But then she was taken out by the boss's wife.
Steve McLarson: And don't adjust your tv sets, folks. This is not Jerry Springer. This is indeed MHW ThrowDown.
Bullet unties her boxing robe, revealing her MHW Phoenix Championship. She then raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.
Reggie Carter: Bullet is officially a two time Phoenix Champion, and she's looking to take down a woman she was supposed to be in the ring with two weeks ago.
"Scandalous" by Misteeq starts to play across the PA system and Stephanie Sullivan slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word "Scandalous". The front has "3S" interlocked with one another.
Steve McLarson: And here she comes; the Scandalous one.
Reggie Carter: She is Simply Scandalous. That is for sure.
The crowd begins to shower Stephanie Sullivan with a welcome of boos alike. She blows a kiss to the crowd, which draws an even bigger negative reaction, and she taunts them as she struts her way down to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at 135 pounds..... "Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan!!!
Stephanie makes her way down to the ring, grinning as she makes her way inside the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side.
Steve McLarson: These fans do not like her.
Reggie Carter: And the question is; is this her last match in MHW? Robert Mack was told he has to fire her before the night is over.
Steve McLarson: I don't think he wants to do that.
Reggie Carter: Well, me neither. But it doesn't seem like he has a choice.
Steve McLarson: No? Because last time I checked, he runs MHW. Not his wife.
Reggie Carter: Have you ever been married, Steve?
Steve McLarson: I'm married right now. Happily, might I add.
Stephanie bounces around as she waits in anticipation for the match to begin.
Match Official: Samantha Demars
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
Mixed reactions throughout the arena as Bullet and Stephanie circle the ring. Then out of nowhere a "You're A Thot!" chant breaks out, stopping Steph in her tracks as soon as she realizes what Denver is saying.
Bullet tries to hold in a laugh as Steph starts cussing at the fans, pointing and yelling. Then she just forces a smile and shakes her head mouthing that they're only mad because they could never have her.
Bullet steps into the middle of the ring and Steph gives her a dirty look before doing the same. And then Bullet starts unloading with rights, lefts, and a few kicks thrown in, until Steph backrolls away until she backs into the ropes. She then rolls out of the ring as the fans boo the Scandalous one.
Bullet yells for Steph to get back in the ring and fight, but Steph just waves her off. Steph steps up to some heavy set woman in the front row and starts cussing her out. The woman actually takes a swing at Stephanie, but Stephanie hits the Matrix on that bitch.
Security runs up on the big lady and starts explaining to her the rules of being a fan. Steph tells her she's lucky they saved her and then turns around to Bullet who is standing behind her. Bullet hits her with a hard right, knocking her down on that ass she's always shaking.
Bullet pulls Steph up and throws her back into the ring, rolling in right behind her. Steph rolls away and gets to her feet. Bullet goes at her and Steph takes her down with a quick headlock takedown.
As soon as Bullet gets to her feet, Steph is right back on her with a snap suplex. Bullet gets up slowly and Steph comes up behind her with a back body drop.
Steph gives Bullet a good ol' fist drop as the Magness Arena showers her in boos. Steph blows them all a kiss and then smacks her ass, with an evil grin.
Bullet is up on all fours, crawling, and Steph gives her a punt to the ribs. Steph yells to Denver that this is her world, as the boos grow louder. And then she looks directly into the camera, as if talking to Katrina Mack, and says she's not going anywhere.
The match ends up being pretty evenly matched. Stephanie keeps doing moves to Bullet in very sexual ways, which ultimately gives Bullet time to fight back throughout the match. Stephanie seems really into this Scandalous persona she's introduced to MHW, while Bullet just wants to fight.
But it doesn't matter, as Stephanie continues to fight back throughout, sexual or not. And that's when she gives Bullet the Liplock Into DDT!!
But just as Steph pulls Bullet in for the ddt part, Bullet makes a disgusted face and transforms the move into Dios Es Una Bala!!!
Bullet looks mad as she wipes the spit off her lips, shaking her head. Mixed reactions coming from the crowd while Bullet drops down and covers the Scandalous one.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
Mixed reactions throughout the arena as Bullet and Stephanie circle the ring. Then out of nowhere a "You're A Thot!" chant breaks out, stopping Steph in her tracks as soon as she realizes what Denver is saying.
Bullet tries to hold in a laugh as Steph starts cussing at the fans, pointing and yelling. Then she just forces a smile and shakes her head mouthing that they're only mad because they could never have her.
Bullet steps into the middle of the ring and Steph gives her a dirty look before doing the same. And then Bullet starts unloading with rights, lefts, and a few kicks thrown in, until Steph backrolls away until she backs into the ropes. She then rolls out of the ring as the fans boo the Scandalous one.
Bullet yells for Steph to get back in the ring and fight, but Steph just waves her off. Steph steps up to some heavy set woman in the front row and starts cussing her out. The woman actually takes a swing at Stephanie, but Stephanie hits the Matrix on that bitch.
Security runs up on the big lady and starts explaining to her the rules of being a fan. Steph tells her she's lucky they saved her and then turns around to Bullet who is standing behind her. Bullet hits her with a hard right, knocking her down on that ass she's always shaking.
Bullet pulls Steph up and throws her back into the ring, rolling in right behind her. Steph rolls away and gets to her feet. Bullet goes at her and Steph takes her down with a quick headlock takedown.
As soon as Bullet gets to her feet, Steph is right back on her with a snap suplex. Bullet gets up slowly and Steph comes up behind her with a back body drop.
Steph gives Bullet a good ol' fist drop as the Magness Arena showers her in boos. Steph blows them all a kiss and then smacks her ass, with an evil grin.
Bullet is up on all fours, crawling, and Steph gives her a punt to the ribs. Steph yells to Denver that this is her world, as the boos grow louder. And then she looks directly into the camera, as if talking to Katrina Mack, and says she's not going anywhere.
The match ends up being pretty evenly matched. Stephanie keeps doing moves to Bullet in very sexual ways, which ultimately gives Bullet time to fight back throughout the match. Stephanie seems really into this Scandalous persona she's introduced to MHW, while Bullet just wants to fight.
But it doesn't matter, as Stephanie continues to fight back throughout, sexual or not. And that's when she gives Bullet the Liplock Into DDT!!
But just as Steph pulls Bullet in for the ddt part, Bullet makes a disgusted face and transforms the move into Dios Es Una Bala!!!
Bullet looks mad as she wipes the spit off her lips, shaking her head. Mixed reactions coming from the crowd while Bullet drops down and covers the Scandalous one.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
Match Length: 15:16
Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” plays throughout the arena to cheering fans.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
Bullet celebrates her victory inside the ring as the ref gets her her Phoenix Championship.
Reggie Carter: What a match to start the show!
Steve McLarson: Yeah, those two women put on something special.
Reggie Carter: Bullet is on a roll right now and I love it!
Steve McLarson: She has definately been impre...
Out of nowhere, Crystal Zdunich attacks Bullet from behind, causing the music to stop. The fans start booing loudly.
Reggie Carter: What on God's green Earth is this?
Steve McLarson: You know that's Stephanie Sullivan's BFF. Don't be so surprised.
Reggie Carter: This is uncalled for!
Crystal Zdunich is stomping away on Bullet as the fans continue to boo.
Steve McLarson: Well Denver isn't happy about this. That's for sure.
Stephanie crawls towards Bullet, looking dazed, before mounting her and throwing slaps at her face.
Reggie Carter: This is an assault!
Steve McLarson: I'm glad to know you've been reading your dictionary, Reggie. I'm proud of you!
The fans start cheering as Bruiser and Psycho come running down the ramp and slide into the ring. Crystal and Stephanie quickly roll out, causing some boos to leak through.
Reggie Carter: Oh you guys don't wanna fight no more huh?
Steve McLarson: It would become three on two. That's uneven numbers, Reggie.
Reggie Carter: They didn't care about uneven numbers when it was two on one!
Steve McLarson: Well...
Steph and Crystal back up the ramp with grins on their faces, Steph looking wore out though.
Reggie Carter: Well thank God Bullet has friends too. But nonetheless, two weeks ago we witnessed one of the greatest nights in MHW history, with Mile High Spectacular III.
Steve McLarson: Yeah it was a pretty good night.
Reggie Carter: Indeed. And one of the highlights of the night was Gabriel Ohio defeating the almighty Skrabal Stanzas.
Steve McLarson: Yes, I heard Skrabal has been having a hard time getting any sleep since the match.
Reggie Carter: It was definately shocking and has set the tone for Gabriel Ohio's MHW run in Season Three.
Steve McLarson: If he shows up again. Why wasn't he on the card tonight?
Reggie Carter: Well that's what I was about to say, Steve. Next ThrowDown we will see Gabriel Ohio in his second wrestling match of Season Three.
Steve McLarson: I wonder who he'll get put in the ring with next...
Reggie Carter: I'm sure everybody in that locker room is praying it's not them.
We are inside Robert Mack's office as he sits in his chair behind his desk, leaning back in deep thought.
Man's Voice: You were saying?
Robert snaps back to reality, sitting back straight as he looks back at who's sitting in front of him. The camera pulls back to reveal "The Guvnor" Bobby Sutton from the Mile High Cup Battle Royal.
Robert Mack: I'm sorry. I have a lot on my mind.
Robert forces a smile on his face and places his hand on a clipboard with some papers on it, spinning the clipboard around and sliding it in front of Bobby Sutton.
Robert Mack: This is a full time contract, sir. I feel you had an amazing response at the Spectacular from the Mile High Club. I'd really like to see more of you around here.
The Guvnor lowers his tired eyes, setting his sight briefly on the papers before him, before lifting them again to make eye contact with Robert Mack . Robert places a pen on top of the contract.
Robert Mack: Go ahead, man. It's never too late to be the star you should've been a long time ago.
After taking it in for a moment, Bobby Sutton grabs the pen, skims the papers a little, and then signs on the line. Robert then extends his hand over the desk.
Robert Mack: Welcome to Mile High Wrestling, brudda.
The Guvnor stands up, causing Robert Mack to do the same with his hand still out. Bobby Sutton nods then grips Roberts outstretched hand firmly and the pair shake on the deal.
Reggie Carter: Well that's awesome!
Steve McLarson: They couldn't make him a door greeter or something? That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. He's too dang old to be wrestling.
Reggie Carter: Wow, Steve.
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaiden’s motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the titantron as “Bury Me With My Guns On” by Bobaflex blasts out of the PA system. Killer Carter then storms out onto the stage and stops before turning around and stretching out her arms, displaying the devil’s horns with her hands, as Jackie “Bandit” Layton comes out, almost skipping as she does a lap around Killer before the behemoth turns around.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Non-Title Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at a combined weight of 280 pounds..... the team of Jackie "Bandit" Layton and Killer Carter... the MHW Tag Team Champions... they are The Wild Hunt!!!
Both wearing their MHW Tag Team Championships, the two Shieldmaidens begin to make their way down the ramp, Killer storming down it while Bandit skips and bounces her way down. All of a sudden, the music abruptly cuts off...
Steve McLarson: What the heck?
Bandit and Killer look around with their eyebrows raised. All of a sudden, you can hear the laughter of who we believe to be Solomon Cain, playing through the speakers.
Reggie Carter: Oh lawd, don't tell me that's Solomon Cain...?
Steve McLarson: I think so, Reggie.
Bandit and Killer look at each other unimpressed, before getting into the ring shaking their heads.
Reggie Carter: Well, on EFedder Solomon Cain has been stating his feelings towards the fact that The Wild Hunt's current theme song used to be his. He feels that they stole it while he "was dead".
Steve McLarson: That ghost has an EFedder?
Reggie Carter: He does. And he has been verbally attacking the Shieldmaidens on it.
The arena falls black. Suddenly, Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” echoes throughout the Ball Arena.
Killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Uh
Two spotlights hit the top of the stage revealing Jed Coffey and Layla Diaz standing opposite one another. The fans are booing as The Second City Riot Squad stand tall.
Steve McLarson: Well here comes the Queen's knights.
Smoke billows out between the two as a "War Queen" Leah Aguero emerges from the curtains.
Reggie Carter: And here comes the Queen!
Steve McLarson: She retired Eavan Maloney two weeks ago, and later tonight we will find out who is next to step up to the Champ.
The fans are ravenous at this point as the champion stands tall next to her kingdom.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponents... residing in Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at a combined weight of 389 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by "War Queen" Leah Aguero... the team of Jed Coffey and Layla Diaz... they are the Second City Riot Squad!!!
The trio make their way down the ramp towards the ring. The duo get on the apron and hold the ropes open as their Queen enters the ring.
Reggie Carter: Well, if Second City Riot Squad can defeat The Wild Hunt in this non-title match, I'm sure that sets them up in contention.
Steve McLarson: I believe that's how it works, Reggie, yes.
Leah Aguero looks out at the masses as she removes the MHW Ultimate Title and holds it up high. Layla Diaz and Jed Coffey turn to the War Queen and take a knee of respect.
Match Official: Emily Falls
Tag Team Match
The Wild Hunt
vs
Second City Riot Squad
We start off with Bandit and Diaz. Diaz circles the ring ready to go, and Bandit does the same. They meet up in the middle and just as Bandit goes at Diaz, Diaz hops backwards and tags in Jed to the boos of the Magness Arena.
Jed steps over the top rope as Bandit looks disappointed, but not surprised at the same time. Killer is yelling for the tag as she would like to go head up with the big guys. Bandit looks back at her and then around the arena, seeing the fans cheering this idea on.
Bandit nods her head and tags in Killer. Killer gets into the ring nodding her head ready to throwdown with the big guy. She starts stepping to Jed, and Jed immediately charges her with a hard clothesline.
Killer slowly gets back to her feet and Jed lifts her up into a military press, then drops her as he steps forward out of the way. Jed taunts the crowd for a moment and then starts getting Killer back to her feet.
Killer sends an uppercut at Jed. Then she sends a forearm smash. Another one! She's got Jed by the neck for a chokeslam. But Jed pulls her in for a quick gutwrench suplex.
Killer is sitting in the corner of the ring, breathing heavy. She starts pulling herself to her feet in the corner. And Jed is on her with chops.
And then Jed is sending corner kicks to the Shieldmaiden. Jed quickly pulls her out of the corner, spins her around, and takes her down with a back body drop.
Jed tags in Diaz. Very evenly matched tag team action for the remainder of this one. SCRS showed they deserve to be here in MHW, and the Wild Hunt reminded us all why they are the reigning Tag Team Champions.
Diaz and Bandit were the two legal superstars towards the end of the match. Diaz was holding Bandit's arm when she tagged in Jed.
Then as Jed was climbing into the ring again, Diaz gave Bandit her CT-Knee!!!
Diaz then ran to the Shieldmaiden corner, jumping over the top rope taking Killer down to the outside, as Jed gave Bandit Schmuck's Up, Schmuck's Down, completing the Smash Em Up!!!!!
Jed hooked the leg of Bandit!
One!
Two!
......
Three!!!
WINNER:
Second City Riot Squad
The Wild Hunt
vs
Second City Riot Squad
We start off with Bandit and Diaz. Diaz circles the ring ready to go, and Bandit does the same. They meet up in the middle and just as Bandit goes at Diaz, Diaz hops backwards and tags in Jed to the boos of the Magness Arena.
Jed steps over the top rope as Bandit looks disappointed, but not surprised at the same time. Killer is yelling for the tag as she would like to go head up with the big guys. Bandit looks back at her and then around the arena, seeing the fans cheering this idea on.
Bandit nods her head and tags in Killer. Killer gets into the ring nodding her head ready to throwdown with the big guy. She starts stepping to Jed, and Jed immediately charges her with a hard clothesline.
Killer slowly gets back to her feet and Jed lifts her up into a military press, then drops her as he steps forward out of the way. Jed taunts the crowd for a moment and then starts getting Killer back to her feet.
Killer sends an uppercut at Jed. Then she sends a forearm smash. Another one! She's got Jed by the neck for a chokeslam. But Jed pulls her in for a quick gutwrench suplex.
Killer is sitting in the corner of the ring, breathing heavy. She starts pulling herself to her feet in the corner. And Jed is on her with chops.
And then Jed is sending corner kicks to the Shieldmaiden. Jed quickly pulls her out of the corner, spins her around, and takes her down with a back body drop.
Jed tags in Diaz. Very evenly matched tag team action for the remainder of this one. SCRS showed they deserve to be here in MHW, and the Wild Hunt reminded us all why they are the reigning Tag Team Champions.
Diaz and Bandit were the two legal superstars towards the end of the match. Diaz was holding Bandit's arm when she tagged in Jed.
Then as Jed was climbing into the ring again, Diaz gave Bandit her CT-Knee!!!
Diaz then ran to the Shieldmaiden corner, jumping over the top rope taking Killer down to the outside, as Jed gave Bandit Schmuck's Up, Schmuck's Down, completing the Smash Em Up!!!!!
Jed hooked the leg of Bandit!
One!
Two!
......
Three!!!
WINNER:
Second City Riot Squad
Match Length: 09:29
Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winners of this match... Second City Riot Squad!!!
Jed and Diaz celebrate in the ring, as Leah watches on from ringside very happy with them.
Reggie Carter: Well maybe The Wild Hunt just met their match...
Steve McLarson: That was a darn good Tag Team Match! I think it was better than the Championship Match we saw at the Spectacular. These guys are far better than The Cross.
All of a sudden, the lights go out.
Reggie Carter: Hold up!
Steve McLarson: Is Solomon Cain here?!
Reggie Carter: Turn the lights back on!
When the lights come back on, Solomon Cain is standing in the middle of the ring where Killer Carter is checking on Bandit. Jed and Diaz have already gotten out of the ring, probably knowing what was about to happen. Leah is telling them to come with her as they head up the ramp to mind their own business.
Steve McLarson: The Second City Riot Squad getting the hell out of here. They know what this about, and they don't want any parts of it.
Killer sees Solomon Cain and stands up, not intimidated in the least.
Reggie Carter: Oh shit! And Killer Carter is not going to back down.
Steve McLarson: Well she better not, Reggie.
Killer steps towards Solomon Cain, gritting her teeth, ready to knock his fucking head off. Solomon just grins at her and starts laughing.
Reggie Carter: Is Solomon Cain picking the wrong fight?
Killer throws a hard right as the fans cheer, and then Solomon shakes it off before sending a headbutt into her skull that drops her to a knee causing the fans to boo.
Steve McLarson: I think Solomom Cain knows what he's doing, Reggie.
Solomon takes a few steps back and then charges at her with a running knee to the face, taking her down.
Reggie Carter: We got a fight on our hands. I don't think Bandit even knows yet.
Steve McLarson: Solomon Cain is about to kill all the Shieldmaidens!
Bandit is up and starts throwing rights and lefts at the big man. Cain takes every blow with a grin on his face before he pulls her in for an exploder suplex. The momentum sends her rolling out of the ring.
Reggie Carter: Well Bandit is up!
Steve McLarson: And back down!
Reggie Carter: Shit! Solomon Cain is dominating The Wild Hunt!
Solomon Cain turns to look at Bandit on the outside as the fans boo loudly. Cain just looks around the Magness Arena with a big grin on his face. But as soon as he hears the fans change their tune to cheering, he turns around to Killer Carter charging him with a clothesline. But he ducks under and runs the ropes.
Steve McLarson: Killer Carter is fighting back!
As he bounces off the ropes, Killer is already charging him again, and hits him with a big boot that sends him over the top rope to the outside! The fans go nuts!
Reggie Carter: Oh snap! Killer Carter just took the big man down!
Steve McLarson: This is insanity!
Solomon Cain gets to his feet and slams his fist on the ring apron, looking frustrated before the lights go out again.
Reggie Carter: Oh no! He's playing with the lights again!
Steve McLarson: I can't see a thing, Reggie...
Reggie Carter: That's usually what happens when the lights go out, Steve.
When the lights come back on, Solomon Cain is gone and Bandit is sliding back into the ring, holding the back of her neck. Killer puts her arm around Bandit and the two talk to each other about what just happened.
Steve McLarson: This is getting interesting...
Reggie Carter: Indeed it is. We'll be right back with more ThrowDown...
MHW Backstage Interviewer Ari Bentley is standing by with MHW Superstar Anastasia Baudelaire.
Ari Bentley: Welcome back to MHW ThrowDown. In just moments, Anastasia Baudelaire will be going one on one with Azurine Vebbins. I am standing by with Anastasia Baudelaire right now.
Ari Bentley shifts her body a little to be facing Anastasia more.
Ari Bentley: Anastasia, you have made a little noise over on Mile High AMMO. Though you've only won one match out of six so far here in MHW, people are seeing improvement with each match you have. Tonight, you make your return to ThrowDown against one of the greats here in MHW; Azurine Vebbins. How are you feeling about this?
Anastasia Baudelaire: I'm happy that Robert Mack sees I deserve to fight on ThrowDown instead of AMMO and that I deserve to fight people bigger than I have been fighting. And even though Azurine Vebbins is a better wrestler than a lot of people I have been fighting on AMMO, I'm still going to beat her tonight. Because she's not better than me!
Ari Bentley: Which brings me to my next question; Anastasia, with all due respect, people have questioned your cockiness here in MHW. You have already admitted that this is your first run as a wrestler in this sport. You have only won one match out of six, yet you continue to talk like you're the greatest thing walking around the Magness Arena. Why?
Anastasia Baudelaire: Ariana, what have you achieved here in MHW? Do you expect me to act like you did and say 'oh, I'm such a horrible wrestler'? Because that's exactly what you were saying at one time in your wrestling career. Yes, this is my first run as a wrestler, and me being the greatest wrestler here, that's the truth. Stephanie Sullivan got a Phoenix Championship match she didn't deserve, even more proven when she lost it. Is that what you call a great superstar? Skrabz calls himself the greatest but lost to Gabriel Ohio, who never even got close to an Ultimate Title Match? Is that what you consider great? Mad Dog has to have someone to talk for him because he can't do it himself. Is that inspiring to you? So, Ariana, you have no right to say that I'm cocky because I am more confident and better in the ring than anyone else. It's not cockiness, it's confidence that I have, something you never had, so continue.
Ari Bentley: Umm okay... Wow. Well... the interesting fact is that even though Azurine Vebbins is a Hall of Famer around here, she has not been the same Azurine Vebbins we are all used to. She actually has the same win/loss record as you, this season. Or maybe she is the same Azurine Vebbins, and that's the problem. Maybe she hasn't pushed to become better and she's getting lost in the shuffle. Either way, Hall of Famer or not, you two are considered evenly matched going into this bout. What do you want to say to Azurine Vebbins before your match with her, that is just moments away?
Anastasia Baudelaire: Yes, that is true, Azurine Vebbins has the same win-loss record as me. And like I said in my promo, Azurine Vebbins beat Chris Mosh and a referee, and I beat an actual wrestler. So really you have no right to call me cocky, no one does. So, Azurine Vebbins, get ready to be 1-6, because I am going to beat you, and I am going to make you look so bad, everyone's going to be looking right at you and not know who you are. Today is Happiness Happens Day, you say? Well, for you it doesn't. Because I'm going to retire you from MHW like Leah did Eavan Maloney. Except this time, it's going to be way, way worse. So give your family hugs and kisses, because like Ariana said, our match is a few moments away.
Reggie Carter: That chick has a big head...
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Slipknot's “Psychosocial” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.
Steve McLarson: This is an interesting match right here.
Reggie Carter: Yeah, it is. Skrabz just got beat by Gabriel Ohio two weeks ago at the Spectacular, and tonight he goes one on one with possibly Gabriel Ohio's most talked about rival in MHW.
Steve McLarson: Well aren't she and Gabriel friends now?
Reggie Carter: I'm not sure on that.
Bruiser follows Psycho out and walks her to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Asheville, North Carolina... weighing in at 105 pounds..... she is being accompanied to the ring by Bruiser... “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!
Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Steve McLarson: Psycho is also coming off of a loss at the Spectacular.
The grimey base dripping Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" fills the arena. The laid back, confident and commanding voice of Skrabal Stanzas slots expertly into it's pocket on the beat.
"Roll up one man deep; fill the guest list
Toll on the chest like 'yo let me bless this..."
Skrabz walks through the entrance way, his head held high as he slowly scans the arena.
"...Hadta get back atcha
Stir up the hate
So ain't even mad atcha..."
Slowly Skrabz begins his walk to the ring, his head occasionally pivoting on his shoulders as he glances at the crowd.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from London, England... weighing in at 245 pounds..... Skrabz!!!
"You only wastin' your own time and energy
I won't stop til' the globe knows my identity
An' if it make me some enemies, so be it..."
Halfway to the ring Skrabal pauses, closes his eyes, cocks his head arrogantly then slowly turns in a circle with his arms raised and outstretched, palms upturned, facing the sky.
"Kept it live like it's prime time news
Run my mouth shit I suggest you run hide too
Man like me don't bow to a guy like you
Win a title, still ain't fit to shine my shoes"
Now at ringside Skrabz climbs the steps at a slow pace, his gaze shifting smugly around the arena as he absorbs the fan reaction.
"Wipe the stars outcha eyes
Fix me breakfast I'm back on the grind
Got a long day aheada me...
My name won't maintain itself
An' these fakes won't hate 'emselves...
...Honey I'm home!"
Now standing in the corner of ring, Skrabal leans his back against the turnbuckle then folds his arms across his chest as the music fades out.
Reggie Carter: Well let's see how this match turns out.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Skrabal Stanzas
vs
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire
Psycho starts pacing the ring, eyes locked on Skrabz, smirk on her face, nodding her head. Skrabz looks like he's just ready to beat someone up.
They slowly get to the middle of the ring and Psycho throws two lefts and a right, and Skrabz avoids all three blows, bringing his head back.
All kinds of mixed reactions coming from the crowd. Psycho sends a kick and Skrabz grabs her leg. Psycho jumps up and sends the other leg at the side of Skrabz' head, but he ducks it, still holding onto her other leg.
Psycho's hands are on the mat as Skrabz holds her by the leg. She sends her free leg into Skrabz' stomach causing him to finally release her.
Psycho gets to her feet and Skrabz takes her down with a sit-out spine-buster. Skrabz stays seated for a moment looking around the Magness Arena before looking back down at Psycho.
Skrabz gets to his feet and starts pulling Psycho to her's. Psycho sends a knee strike at Skrabz. Then she sends a chop. Another chop! Skrabz just lifts her up into a stalling suplex and drops her to the mat.
Skrabz dominates most of the remainder of this match, but Psycho definately gets some licks in. In the end, Skrabz drops Psycho with that Mic Check!!!
Skrabz snarls before hooking the leg!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Skrabal Stanzas
vs
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire
Psycho starts pacing the ring, eyes locked on Skrabz, smirk on her face, nodding her head. Skrabz looks like he's just ready to beat someone up.
They slowly get to the middle of the ring and Psycho throws two lefts and a right, and Skrabz avoids all three blows, bringing his head back.
All kinds of mixed reactions coming from the crowd. Psycho sends a kick and Skrabz grabs her leg. Psycho jumps up and sends the other leg at the side of Skrabz' head, but he ducks it, still holding onto her other leg.
Psycho's hands are on the mat as Skrabz holds her by the leg. She sends her free leg into Skrabz' stomach causing him to finally release her.
Psycho gets to her feet and Skrabz takes her down with a sit-out spine-buster. Skrabz stays seated for a moment looking around the Magness Arena before looking back down at Psycho.
Skrabz gets to his feet and starts pulling Psycho to her's. Psycho sends a knee strike at Skrabz. Then she sends a chop. Another chop! Skrabz just lifts her up into a stalling suplex and drops her to the mat.
Skrabz dominates most of the remainder of this match, but Psycho definately gets some licks in. In the end, Skrabz drops Psycho with that Mic Check!!!
Skrabz snarls before hooking the leg!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Skrabal Stanzas
Match Length: 05:04
Reggie Carter: Skrabz was not playing around tonight...
The grimey base dripping Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" fills the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Skrabz!!!
Skrabz celebrates his victory, in the ring, looking serious and focused.
Steve McLarson: Skrabz was not going to be caught slipping a second show in a row.
Reggie Carter: I've been hearing a lot of that; "Skrabz was caught slipping". Even Skrabz played into that. But Skrabz went to war with Gabriel Ohio two weeks ago. He just caught the L. That's all. He still fought hard.
Steve McLarson: It's still a big deal to see him get an L, as you say. So that's considered slacking.
Reggie Carter: I guess. Either way, he manhandled Psycho just now. And that's saying a lot, because Psycho is definately one of the greats around here.
Steve McLarson: But Skrabz is the greatest...