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EPISODE THIRTY-SEVEN
Sunday, August 22, 2021
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE only on Splat!
The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies starts playing for the first 13 seconds of the track, while showing clips of downtown Denver in a light blue hue, followed by different current MHW superstars posing, such as "War Queen" Leah Aguero, Skrabal Stanzas, Alex "Bullet" Carbajal, The Wild Hunt, "The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain, Gabriel Ohio, "Mad Dog" Mark Wright, and El Diablo Blanco.
The song skips straight to the hook with a computerized fist punching your tv screen making an effect to where the glass explodes everywhere on your screen.
It's been a long time coming
"The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain standing over Tyke Index's laid out body is shown
And the tables' turned around
El Diablo Blanco hitting the Stump Piledriver on Bandit from the top of a ladder is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan shaking her ass is shown
One of us is goin' down
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright celebrating with the ThrowDown Championship is shown
I'm not runnin
Gabriel Ohio putting Skrabz through the commentary table is shown
It's a little different now
Bullet and The Wild Hunt celebrating together with the Phoenix and Tag Team Titles is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
Skrabz dropping Robert Mack with the Mic Check is shown
One of us is goin' down!!!
"War Queen" Leah Aguero raising the MHW Ultimate Championship into the air with lightning effects is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are inside the Magness Arena where fireworks are exploding. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies keeps playing through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Reggie Carter: Welcome everyone to MHW ThrowDown, and it's our last night in Denver before we go on tour! I'm Reggie Carter, and I'm here with Mr. Steve McLarson. And we're excited for another crazy night!
Steve McLarson: Skrabal Stanzas vs El Diablo Blanco! I am pumped up for that match, yes.
Reggie Carter: Steve, we have the Tag Team Titles and ThrowDown Title on the line tonight. And plus, that Hardcore Title is officially under 24/7 rules, as announced by Katrina Mack on EFedder.
Steve McLarson: And that's why I'm not excited about much tonight. Katrina Mack is running the show, and anyone with common sense knows a woman should never be in charge.
Reggie Carter: Are you serious, Steve?
Steve McLarson: I am very serious. Ever since Eve manipulated Adam into eating that apple, women have made the worst decisions throughout history. Men should always be in control.
Reggie Carter: It's 2021. It's different times, Steve. Women do a lot.
Steve McLarson: And I love a woman that does a lot.... of cooking, cleaning, and getting their children ready for school in the morning. Not running MHW ThrowDown. This show is going to be a disaster.
Reggie Carter: Wow... Well speaking of disasters, how about that Falls Count Anywhere Match tonight between Solomon Cain and Psycho? That's going to be crazy!
"Scandalous" by Misteeq starts to play across the PA system and Stephanie Sullivan slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word "Scandalous". The front has "3S" interlocked with one another.
Steve McLarson: This match is going to be crazy.
Reggie Carter: Stephanie Sullivan is about to go one on one with Gabriel Ohio.
Steve McLarson: The Scandalous one is about to be in the fight of her life.
The crowd begins to shower Stephanie Sullivan with a welcome of boos alike. She blows a kiss to the crowd, which draws an even bigger negative reaction, and she taunts them as she struts her way down to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at 135 pounds..... "Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan!!!
Stephanie makes her way down to the ring, grinning as she makes her way inside the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side.
Reggie Carter: It's not really called a fight if it's one-sided.
Steve McLarson: What do you mean, Reggie?
Reggie Carter: I mean if Gabriel Ohio just destroys this woman, it's not a fight. It's a beatdown.
"Yhorm" by Dark Souls plays and the lights slowly start to flicker. The tron lights up with a dark figure walking up some stairs. It opens a door and the tron blacks out and the music stops. A voice is heard.
"Carpe Noctum!!"
A slowed down, more hard rock version of the theme tune plays. Kimberly Brooks escapes with a hasty retreat out the ring.
Steve McLarson: This is the first time we've seen Gabriel Ohio since he defeated Skrabz at Mile High Spectacular.
Reggie Carter: And we will see Skrabz in action later tonight. And in two weeks they will both be inside that Game Over Penitentiary.
Steve McLarson: All three. Don't forget Stephanie Sullivan will be involved in that match too.
Reggie Carter: Yeah, and a lot of people are mad about that.
The top of the ramp is filled with smoke and a 'Moonlight Style' spotlight appears shortly after. A face is zoomed in upon, cocked to the side.
Steve McLarson: I can't get over how creepy this fella is.
The light goes out, and a few seconds later it appears again a bit down the ramp. Ohio stares, but he doesn't move.
Reggie Carter: Stephanie Sullivan has to be shitting her panties right now.
Steve McLarson: Is she wearing any?
The light goes out. Shortly after the light comes back on and the face of Ohio is pressed against the camera lens, the burn scars on his face there for all to see. He laughs a maniacal laugh before progressing into the ring at a slow manic pace. He stands centre of the ring as it starts to rain on the ramp way and stage.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Gabriel Ohio
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
The fans start up an "Ohio's gonna kill you!" chant as Stephanie Sullivan rolls her eyes, but seems to be trying to hide the fear of the man across the ring from her.
They stare down each other from opposite sides of the ring for a while, Ohio looking scary by just staring at her, while Steph looks nervous but is trying to stay strong.
Finally Ohio takes a step forward and Steph just drops and rolls out of the ring. Lots of boos with a few laughs coming from the Magness Arena. Steph is just cussing out everyone in the front row, saying this match is stupid.
Ohio smirks inside the ring, watching her walk slowly around the ring yelling at the crowd while slightly looking out the corner of her eyes at Ohio in the ring.
The ref is counting Steph out, as the boos grow louder and louder. Right before the ten count, Steph rolls into the ring to break it, but then rolls right back out as the boos now become deafening.
The ref starts counting her out again, getting aggravated with the fans. Ohio seems a bit disappointed too.
Right before the ref gets to ten, Steph rolls in again, but before she can roll back out Ohio is there to grab her. Steph starts kicking and screaming, and Ohio pulls Steph to her feet, as he laughs.
Ohio puts Steph into the air with a gorilla press as the fans are cheering this on. Ohio smirks at the fans in attendance, holding Steph high up, her eyes wide, screaming for her life.
And then Ohio turns it into a gorilla press spine buster as the fans go nuts.
Ohio teases with Steph for a while, slowly destroying Stephanie Sullivan and loving it. The fans love it too. But before he can do too much damage, Steph escapes, rolling out of the ring to the outside, breathing heavy.
Steph holds the back of her neck, looking to be in much pain from Ohio's arsenal of moves so far. Steph doesn't want anymore and feels it's not even worth it, so she waves off Ohio and starts walking up the ramp.
The fans are booing very loudly as Steph walks away. Ohio watches her from the ring.
The referee gets to the ten count right after Stephanie walks through the curtains to the back.
WINNER:
Gabriel Ohio
vs
"Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan
The fans start up an "Ohio's gonna kill you!" chant as Stephanie Sullivan rolls her eyes, but seems to be trying to hide the fear of the man across the ring from her.
They stare down each other from opposite sides of the ring for a while, Ohio looking scary by just staring at her, while Steph looks nervous but is trying to stay strong.
Finally Ohio takes a step forward and Steph just drops and rolls out of the ring. Lots of boos with a few laughs coming from the Magness Arena. Steph is just cussing out everyone in the front row, saying this match is stupid.
Ohio smirks inside the ring, watching her walk slowly around the ring yelling at the crowd while slightly looking out the corner of her eyes at Ohio in the ring.
The ref is counting Steph out, as the boos grow louder and louder. Right before the ten count, Steph rolls into the ring to break it, but then rolls right back out as the boos now become deafening.
The ref starts counting her out again, getting aggravated with the fans. Ohio seems a bit disappointed too.
Right before the ref gets to ten, Steph rolls in again, but before she can roll back out Ohio is there to grab her. Steph starts kicking and screaming, and Ohio pulls Steph to her feet, as he laughs.
Ohio puts Steph into the air with a gorilla press as the fans are cheering this on. Ohio smirks at the fans in attendance, holding Steph high up, her eyes wide, screaming for her life.
And then Ohio turns it into a gorilla press spine buster as the fans go nuts.
Ohio teases with Steph for a while, slowly destroying Stephanie Sullivan and loving it. The fans love it too. But before he can do too much damage, Steph escapes, rolling out of the ring to the outside, breathing heavy.
Steph holds the back of her neck, looking to be in much pain from Ohio's arsenal of moves so far. Steph doesn't want anymore and feels it's not even worth it, so she waves off Ohio and starts walking up the ramp.
The fans are booing very loudly as Steph walks away. Ohio watches her from the ring.
The referee gets to the ten count right after Stephanie walks through the curtains to the back.
WINNER:
Gabriel Ohio
Match Length: 03:12
Reggie Carter: Well this is disappointing...
"Yhorm" by Dark Souls begins playing throughout the arena as Gabriel Ohio just stands in the middle of the ring looking up at the stage area with a grin.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Gabriel Ohio!!!
The boos inside the Magness Arena are pretty much overpowering Ohio's music.
Steve McLarson: She was protecting herself, Reggie. This man is a monster. You saw what he did to Skrabz.
Reggie Carter: It doesn't matter. This is the job she chose. She's in that Game Over Penitentiary in two weeks. If she wants to fight for the Ultimate Title, she needs to learn to fight.
Steve McLarson: Are you kidding me, Reggie?! She's been fighting every other week. She chose not to fight tonight. And it was probably in her best interest.
Reggie Carter: Well I feel like the fans; this sucks.
Katrina Mack is shown sitting at her desk, in her office, watching the show from her television, in disgust.
Katrina Mack: She thinks she's so cute...
A knock at the door is heard.
Katrina Mack: Come in!
Meizumi Kirigawa and her father walk into Katrina's office, standing in front of her desk.
Meizumi Kirigawa: Katrina, I don't want to wrestle here anymore.
Katrina Mack: I'm aware. I got your text. And I see you got mine, which is why you're here even after telling me you weren't coming.
Meizumi shrugs, looking at her dad, and then back at Katrina.
Katrina Mack: You signed a contract Meizumi. You can't just walk out because things got too tough for you.
Meizumi Kirigawa: I never said anything about things being too tough for me. I just don't think Robert Mack and yourself know how to run an honorable wrestling company. The Purge aren't better than me, and it's not fair how they defeated me two weeks ago.
Katrina Mack: And that's fine, Meizumi-san. But to text me and tell me you're not going to be here, just days before the show, isn't acceptable. Which is why you're here. Because lawsuits aren't fun.
Meizumi looks at her father, frustrated, and then back at Katrina.
Katrina Mack: Look I'm being nice. You go out there and wrestle The Purge like advertised, and then I'm letting you out of your contract. I'll find a suitable replacement for you for Game Over, easily. But you're not going to no show this advertised match tonight. I would sue the hell out of you...
Meizumi Kirigawa: I don't want to fight The Purge...
Katrina Mack: Obviously. But tough luck, kid.
Eikichi Kirigawa rubs his daughter's shoulders, looking sad for her.
Katrina Mack: Your match is next, so get out there, do your job, and go home.
Katrina looks deep into Meizumi's eyes and forces a frown.
Katrina Mack: And I'm really sorry to see you go, hita...
Katrina smiles at Meizumi Kirigawa, and Meizumi rolls her eyes before leaving the office with her father.
Reggie Carter: Wow...
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“PAPA
UNIFORM
ROMEO
GOLF
ECHO
“Hell is empty… and The Purge is here…”
UNIFORM
ROMEO
GOLF
ECHO
“Hell is empty… and The Purge is here…”
Both Wendy "Zombie" Pellegrini and Katrina "Hairicin" Knox of The Purge walk out in riot gear and gas masks, led by Una Quinn as 5FDP's "Mama Said Knock You Out" roars through the arena.
Reggie Carter: So I guess this is going to be Meizumi Kirigawa's last match in MHW...
Steve McLarson: I am so confused after what we just saw before the break. This girl came in on fire. She won the Mile High Cup. And now she's giving up after one loss?
Reggie Carter: Yeah, I don't know. We had high hopes for her.
None of The Purge acknowledges the fans as they make their slow descent down the ramp, all three looking at the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at a combined weight of 326 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Una Quinn... the team of Zombie and Hairicin... they are The Purge!!!
When The Purge arrive at ringside, the three extend a fist towards one another before they enter the ring together. While in their corner, Zombie and Hairicin remove their masks and riot gear and leave them in the corner.
Steve McLarson: So since the Hardcore Championship is now being defended 24/7, does that mean if Meizumi or Eikichi pin Hairicin to win the match, they become the new Champion?
Reggie Carter: That is right.
Steve McLarson: Well that would be horrible since they're both leaving the company after thus match.
Reggie Carter: I think we'll be fine. Katrina Knox is one tough woman, while Meizumi Kirigawa doesn't even have what it takes to survive in MHW.
Steve McLarson: I guess that's true.
The three members of The Purge extend their fists to one another again before Una steps out of the ring, and removes the gear and masks from the corner and leaves them beside her at ringside.
Reggie Carter: The Purge really have turned over a new leaf here in MHW. The hunger we see in them now reminds me of the old Zombie back in Season Two.
Steve McLarson: Do you like them now?
Reggie Carter: I don't agree with all of their tactics. But scaring people away from MHW is pretty impressive.
As La Vie's "Freedom" starts up on the PA, the Japanese flag appears on the tron. Out walks Meizumi Kirigawa and her father Eikichi Kirigawa.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponents... from Kyoto, Japan... Meizumi Kirigawa and her father Eikichi Kirigawa!!!
Meizumi heads down the ramp with a frustration on her face and in her movements, while Eikichi follows behind before getting ahead of her.
Steve McLarson: You can tell she doesn't want to be here. She should be grateful Katrina is going to let her out of her contract at all. She could keep her for the remainder of it.
Reggie Carter: That is very much true. I wonder what Rob thinks about it.
Steve McLarson: Speaking of which, hey boss! We know you're watching and we miss you, man.
Reggie Carter: Ass kisser.
Eikichi pulls the ropes apart for Meizumi, who accepts the gesture and enters the ring. She just stands there, then turns and leans against the turnbuckle behind her, while her father stretches.
Match Official: Samantha Demars
Tag Team Match
The Purge
vs
Meizumi Kirigawa and Eikichi Kirigawa
We start of with Meizumi and Zombie. The two quickly start striking each other as the fans buzz. Meizumi getting some elbow strikes and knee strikes in. Zombie drops to a knee and Meizumi knocks her down with a buzzsaw kick.
Meizumi gives Hairicin a dirty look and then mounts Zombie, giving her more elbow strikes until Zombie throws her off.
Both women get back to their feet and Meizumi charges Zombie with a brogue kick taking the Hall of Famer right back down. Meizumi mounts her again and starts throwing knee strikes into the side of Zombie.
Zombie pushes her off again, slowly getting back to her feet. Meizumi charges her with a knee to the chin, knocking her clean out. The fans are into this.
Meizumi runs her thumb across her neck, looking directly into the eyes of Hairicin before covering Zombie.
One!
Two!
Hairicin breaks the pinfall!
The ref tells Hairicin to get back out onto the apron and Hairicin starts arguing with her. While the ref is focused on her, Una slides a steel chair into the ring. The fans are booing loudly.
Meizumi goes to grab Zombie and Zombie lifts the steel chair off the mat and slams it into Meizumi's face, knocking her out. The boos grow louder
Eikichi gets into the ring to get the chair away from Zombie, but Zombie smashes it over Eikichi's head. The boos grow even louder.
Una Quinn gets on the ring apron and starts yelling at the ref and threatening to get involved. The ref turns her attention to her, and while she's focused on Una, Hairicin grabs Meizumi and puts her in position for The Cleansing!!!!!
Zombie sets the chair down below Meizumi's face and then climbs the ropes. The Purge complete The Cleansing, crushing Meizumi's face into the steel chair!!!!!
Hairicin kicks the chair out of the ring and Una drops off the apron. Hairicin quickly rolls out of the ring and Zombie covers Meizumi!
One!
Two!
.......
Three!!!
WINNER:
The Purge
The Purge
vs
Meizumi Kirigawa and Eikichi Kirigawa
We start of with Meizumi and Zombie. The two quickly start striking each other as the fans buzz. Meizumi getting some elbow strikes and knee strikes in. Zombie drops to a knee and Meizumi knocks her down with a buzzsaw kick.
Meizumi gives Hairicin a dirty look and then mounts Zombie, giving her more elbow strikes until Zombie throws her off.
Both women get back to their feet and Meizumi charges Zombie with a brogue kick taking the Hall of Famer right back down. Meizumi mounts her again and starts throwing knee strikes into the side of Zombie.
Zombie pushes her off again, slowly getting back to her feet. Meizumi charges her with a knee to the chin, knocking her clean out. The fans are into this.
Meizumi runs her thumb across her neck, looking directly into the eyes of Hairicin before covering Zombie.
One!
Two!
Hairicin breaks the pinfall!
The ref tells Hairicin to get back out onto the apron and Hairicin starts arguing with her. While the ref is focused on her, Una slides a steel chair into the ring. The fans are booing loudly.
Meizumi goes to grab Zombie and Zombie lifts the steel chair off the mat and slams it into Meizumi's face, knocking her out. The boos grow louder
Eikichi gets into the ring to get the chair away from Zombie, but Zombie smashes it over Eikichi's head. The boos grow even louder.
Una Quinn gets on the ring apron and starts yelling at the ref and threatening to get involved. The ref turns her attention to her, and while she's focused on Una, Hairicin grabs Meizumi and puts her in position for The Cleansing!!!!!
Zombie sets the chair down below Meizumi's face and then climbs the ropes. The Purge complete The Cleansing, crushing Meizumi's face into the steel chair!!!!!
Hairicin kicks the chair out of the ring and Una drops off the apron. Hairicin quickly rolls out of the ring and Zombie covers Meizumi!
One!
Two!
.......
Three!!!
WINNER:
The Purge
Match Length: 02:37
5FDP's "Mama Said Knock You Out" begins playing throughout the arena, almost hard to hear over all the boos inside the Magness Arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winners of this match... The Purge!!!
Zombie looks directly into the camera and yells that she is going to win that Game Over Penitentiary Match in two weeks, and that nothing can stop The Purge.
Reggie Carter: Man, The Purge is a serious force here in MHW.
Steve McLarson: All thanks to this Una Quinn lady. Wow.
Reggie Carter: Will Zombie literally become Number One Contender to the Ultimate Championsip in two weeks.
Steve McLarson: I believe it could happen. And Katrina Knox might win that Tournament and get another title added to her resume.
Hairicin drags Eikichi's body over his daughter's. Both Kirigawas are bleeding out of their scalps, which just makes Hairicin smirk.
Reggie Carter: Look at this scene. They are sending the Kirgawas packing. What a short career for Meizumi Kirigawa.
Steve McLarson: The Purge ran them out of MHW as soon as they realized they'd never be able to stop The Purge...
All of a sudden, Justice Cross slides into the ring and charges the Hardcore Champion, but Zombie must've seen her coming because she has the chair and she smashes it over Justice's head before she gets to Hairicin.
Reggie Carter: Oh man! I thought Justice Cross was about to take that Hardcore Title.
Steve McLarson: She couldn't even win her match on AMMO. Why would you think that?
Reggie Carter: Uh oh! There's her husband!
"Enforcer" Anthony Cross is right behind his wife, sliding into the ring. Hairicin charges him and smashes the Hardcore Championship into his skull!
Steve McLarson: The Purge can not be stopped!
Reggie Carter: They are literally taking everyone out. This 24/7 rule seems like it's not going to phase Hairicin at all.
Steve McLarson: Why should it? She's that tough.
Zombie drags Justice Cross' body over Meizumi's and Eikichi Kirigawa's bodies.
Reggie Carter: Wow...
Steve McLarson: They're just piling bodies up.
Reggie Carter: Look at that body count. This is crazy...
Hairicin drags Enforcer's body over the pile of bodies too, then raises her Championship high in the air, as Zombie and Una Quinn celebrate with her.
Steve McLarson: The Purge are taking MHW over...
The mysterious man who has appeared on the last two episodes of AMMO, watching the show from catering, is seen in the backstage area of Throwdown now in the catering area, and is dressed in all black. While sitting in a chair, his face is seen in a more formal attire than he was wearing during his last appearance.
The man was mentally taking notes on who was appearing in the ring and their styles. A security guard walks up to the mysterious man.
Security Guard: Hey you! There are no fans allowed in the backstage area!
The mysterious man remains silent as his eyes remain on the monitor. So the security guard grabs the man's shoulder. The man snarls as he feels the hand dig into his shoulder, while he looks at the guard.
Mysterious Man: I will tell you this once and once only, remove your hand from my shoulder. If you do not, you will regret it.
Security Guard: And I will tell you again, no fans are allowed in the backstage area.
Before the mysterious man could make a retort, the security personnel that the mysterious man saw at Ammo two weeks ago turns the corner and sees how his colleague is treating the mysterious man.
Security Personnel: Hey man, I would take your hand off of him if I were you.
Security Guard: Why? He isn't allowed to be back here.
Security Personnel: Yes he is. He has his own reasons why he is here. I can vouch for him.
The guard narrows his eyes to his colleague but he reluctantly releases his grip on the man's shoulder and returns to his duties.
Mysterious Man: I did not need your assistance.
Security Personnel: A simple thank you would suffice.
Mysterious Man: Whatever. Now that a fight was averted, go away.
The security personnel rolls his eyes before leaving the man to his devices. The mysterious man goes to his feet and picks up a file folder from the top of the monitor, and then faces the wall.
Steve McLarson: Who is this man...?
The mysterious man removes some tacks from his pocket before removing items from the file folder and places the photos on the wall with the tacks.
All three members of The Purge are standing together in the hallway, smiling and laughing, when Chris Mosh comes out of nowhere with a Super Kick to Hairicin!!!
Reggie Carter: Whoa!! That was out of nowhere!
Anastasia Baudelaire is right behind her and rolls her up with the momentum from the fall from Mosh's signature move!!
Steve McLarson: It looks like Chris Mosh and Anastasia Baudelaire are working together!
A referee was with Chris Mosh and goes to count, but Mosh quickly kicks Anastasia in the head.
Reggie Carter: I don't think so, Steve.
Steve McLarson: Chris wants that Hardcore Championship.
Zombie lays Mosh out with a hard right.
Reggie Carter: Well, he ain't bout to get it. Damn...
Steve McLarson: This new 24/7 rule is ridiculous. Katrina Knox won't be able to rest.
Zombie pulls Anastasia to her feet and throws her into a bunch a light tubes leaning against the wall.
Reggie Carter: With Zombie at her side, it's going to be hard getting that belt off of her.
Hairicin gets to her feet, pissed off, and pulls Mosh to his before slinging him against the wall making a loud thud sound.
Steve McLarson: Yes, The Purge is a force to be reckoned with...
Zombie stops Hairicin from doing anything else. Una gets both Zombie and Hairicin to leave with her. Hairicin looks over her shoulder as she leaves, clenching her jaw at the two idiots who failed to take her Hardcore Title.
As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like a hardheaded housewife practicing aerobics.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall, and is for the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship!!! Introducing first... residing in Los Angeles, California... weighing in at 115 pounds..... she is the challenger... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Azzy performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar).
Reggie Carter: Well this a is a huge opportunity for Azurine Vebbins. A lot of momentum behind her right now too after winning her last two matches, getting a deal to sell pies through MHW, and the release of her new MHW DVD.
Steve McLarson: Yes, definately a must win for her here as she started off being placed in main event caliber matches only to lose them and be demoted to AMMO. This is a good opportunity to remind everyone why she is a Hall of Famer. Because I still don't know.
Upon entering the eastern ring apron, Azzy glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent.
Reggie Carter: I don't think fighting on AMMO is a demotion, Steve.
Steve McLarson: Well it is. This is the big time, Reggie.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG! ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!"
The sound of banjo picking begins to play over the PA as "Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Woke up early this morning
As I looked around my world be crumblin' down
What I saw, I couldn't believe, Who are you?
What might I be? Oh, the things you do
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright comes barreling through the entrance way wearing his MHW ThrowDown Television Championship, chugging a can of beer.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from Big Ugly, West Virginia... weighing in at 238 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Sunny Jim... he is the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Mad Dog stops at the top of the entrance way and smashes the can on his head. Mad Dog throws the smashed can into the crowd and then pulls his jacket off throwing it down and runs down the entrance way and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
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Match Official: Emily Falls
MHW ThrowDown Television Championship
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright©
vs
Azurine Vebbins
A bunch of barking coming from the Magness Arena after the sound of the bell. Mad Dog is hyped up and ready to go. Azurine Vebbins dances around the ring looking to become a 2x ThrowDown Champion.
The two lock up and Mad Dog quickly gets Azzy into a side headlock. And then he gives her that good ol noggie. More barking from the crowd as Mad Dog releases her and gives her a smirk.
Azzy shakes it off and the two lock up again. Mad Dog quickly gets behind Azzy and takes her down with a German suplex. Mad Dog is making this look too easy.
Mad Dog goes to the corner of the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle, as the fans start barking AGAIN. Mad Dog comes down with a middle rope elbow drop. And Azzy rolls out of the way.
Mad Dog rubs his elbow as he gets back to his feet and Azzy is right on him with a standing dropkick. Mad Dog stumbles and as he comes back, Azzy goes for a snap suplex.
But Mad Dog's feet stay glued to the mat. Mad Dog instead gives Azzy a snap suplex and then hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
From here, Mad Dog just manhandled Azzy for the next few minutes. Azzy seemed like she was not even trying, other than kickouts from a few pin attempts after some common moves.
Mad Dog ends up looking down at Azzy after giving her a mafia kick, just disappointed in the lack of fight she's giving him.
Once Azzy pulls herself to her feet using the ropes, Mad Dog rips her head off with his Mountaineer Lariat!!
Then he goes to the top rope to finish her off with the Go Mad!!!
Mad Dog looks out at the crowd with his eyes telling them he wishes Azzy still had it and gave him a challenge, before hooking her leg.
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright©
vs
Azurine Vebbins
A bunch of barking coming from the Magness Arena after the sound of the bell. Mad Dog is hyped up and ready to go. Azurine Vebbins dances around the ring looking to become a 2x ThrowDown Champion.
The two lock up and Mad Dog quickly gets Azzy into a side headlock. And then he gives her that good ol noggie. More barking from the crowd as Mad Dog releases her and gives her a smirk.
Azzy shakes it off and the two lock up again. Mad Dog quickly gets behind Azzy and takes her down with a German suplex. Mad Dog is making this look too easy.
Mad Dog goes to the corner of the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle, as the fans start barking AGAIN. Mad Dog comes down with a middle rope elbow drop. And Azzy rolls out of the way.
Mad Dog rubs his elbow as he gets back to his feet and Azzy is right on him with a standing dropkick. Mad Dog stumbles and as he comes back, Azzy goes for a snap suplex.
But Mad Dog's feet stay glued to the mat. Mad Dog instead gives Azzy a snap suplex and then hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
From here, Mad Dog just manhandled Azzy for the next few minutes. Azzy seemed like she was not even trying, other than kickouts from a few pin attempts after some common moves.
Mad Dog ends up looking down at Azzy after giving her a mafia kick, just disappointed in the lack of fight she's giving him.
Once Azzy pulls herself to her feet using the ropes, Mad Dog rips her head off with his Mountaineer Lariat!!
Then he goes to the top rope to finish her off with the Go Mad!!!
Mad Dog looks out at the crowd with his eyes telling them he wishes Azzy still had it and gave him a challenge, before hooking her leg.
One!
Two!
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Three!!!
WINNER:
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright
Match Length: 04:00
Steve McLarson: And that short streak is over...
"Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Television Champion... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Mad Dog celebrates with his ThrowDown Championship, but kind of seems like he has something on his mind too.
Reggie Carter: Man, where is Azurine Vebbins' head at?
Steve McLarson: I think Sunny Jim explained that last week in his promo video.
Reggie Carter: It's just sad to see.
Steve McLarson: Not really. If she doesn't want it, why would you be sad for her? If she's comfortable in the role she is in, why would you be sad for her? Let her be, Reggie.
Reggie Carter: Man this woman just had a DVD released about her triumphs in MHW. She's a former ThrowDown Champion, a former AMMO Champion, and she defeated Skrabz.
Steve McLarson: Things change, Reggie. You have to accept it.
Reggie Carter: Well congrats to Mad Dog. You're a damn good Champion, brother.
Steve McLarson: And he has a second chance at becoming Number One Contender for the Ultimate Title in two weeks inside Game Over Penitentiary.
We find the MHW Tag Team Champions, Killer Carter and Jackie “Bandit” Layton, the Wild Hunt standing in front of a Shieldmaidens backdrop with their Tag Team Championship proudly draped over their shoulders as they glare into the camera.
Killer Carter: I don’t know about you, Jack… but I’m getting pretty sick and tired of these two assholes running their fucking mouths about us.
Bandit shrugs.
Jackie “Bandit” Layton: I’m almost used to it. Every team that comes in always runs their mouths, this one just has a little more merit behind it.
Killer Carter: Yeah well, whether they like it or not, Second City Riot Squad aren’t walking out of here with these titles. They can talk all they want about how the tag team division isn’t all that great, and yeah, they aren’t exactly wrong in saying that… but that does NOT discredit the hard work that we put in to win these belts and retain them!
Jackie “Bandit” Layton: They don’t need to worry about the rest of the division because they aren’t fighting the rest of the division. They’re fighting us and if by some miracle they do manage to walk out happy, they won’t have vanquished us and they won’t have gotten rid of the Purge and the way Mad Dog and El D tend to get on, they won’t have gotten away from them either! You let the division worry about all that and tend to the business at hand!
Killer Carter: Not only that but perhaps they should also stop focusing so much on what their precious “Queen” is fucking doing! Coz this ain’t about her either!
Killer adjusts her championship over her shoulder.
Killer Carter: Like Jack said, even if you two DO manage to rip these from our hands tonight, we ain’t fucking going anywhere! You’ll soon realise just like your leader did when she and the Coven tried to rid Mile High of my sisters during season two, that no matter what happens? The only way you’re getting rid of the Shieldmaidens is if you fucking kill us!
Jackie “Bandit” Layton: And like Solomon Cain is about to find out, saying it and doing it… are two very different things.
Killer rolls her eyes at hearing Cain’s name.
Killer Carter: Man, I can’t fucking wait to watch Sorsh knock that mother fucker on his ass!
Jackie “Bandit” Layton: He and Leah and everyone else who have been trying since the Coven originally formed up, come one, come all, come separate, come alone, we don’t give a fuck because you are NOT putting us down!
Killer nods.
Killer Carter: And as far as tonight is concerned? We refuse to allow a couple of assholes who don’t even WANT these championships take what we have earned away from us! Because we have honor and respect for what we hold and we shall fight harder than we have ever fought to make sure they stay with us!
Jackie “Bandit” Layton: As they say home in Louisiana, that dog don’t hunt… but we do!
Killer Carter: And The Hunt is on!
The champions then clink their titles together before walking off camera.
With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Slipknot's “Psychosocial” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.
Reggie Carter: What an interesting night it has been so far, but this match right here... man! It's going to be fire!
Steve McLarson: This is going to be Solomon Cain's first time wrestling on ThrowDown since 2019. And that match was against Bullet.
Bruiser follows Psycho out and walks her to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Falls Count Anywhere Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Asheville, North Carolina... weighing in at 105 pounds..... she is being accompanied to the ring by Becca "Bruiser" Maguire... “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!
Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.
Reggie Carter: Psycho doesn't seem the least bit intimidated. Did you hear about what Solomon Cain did to one of their clubhouses?
Steve McLarson: Arson. Despicable. This man knows no bounds.
The lights go out and the arena is completely dark. Flames form a circle at the top of the entrance ramp and "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society begins to play over the PA.
Crawl through the flames that eat your flesh
Drowned in the waters that know you best
Step inside, I've been waiting here for you
From the circle and from the ground rises "The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain, covered in a black robe, and a black hood pulled over his head.
Reggie Carter: Well I'm hearing in my headphones right now that Solomon Cain's next match after this one is going to be a Handicap Match against The Wild Hunt, in two weeks at Game Over.
Steve McLarson: Wow... Is it going to be for the Tag Team Titles?
Reggie Carter: It's not a Tag Team Match, Steve...
Cain steps through the flames and they dance around him. Cain marches to the ring with his head down and covered by the hood.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from Hell... weighing in at 285 pounds..... "The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain!!!
Cain slides under the bottom rope and slithers to the middle of the ring where he rises to his knees and throws his head back and looks to the sky as the hood of the robe falls back.
Steve McLarson: Psycho has been getting paired up with some tough competition lately.
Reggie Carter: No better way to put her to the test. And if anyone can pass, it's Psycho.
Steve McLarson: Luckily this is a Falls Count Anywhere Match. That could be to Psycho's advanatage. It could also be to her disadvantage though.
Reggie Carter: Very true. Will she make it to Game Over to fight in that Round One Match in The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament?
Solomon slowly rises to is feet and lets the robe fall off of him. Solomon snaps his head forward and flames burst from all four corners of the ring. As the flames die down, the music fades and the lights come up.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Falls Count Anywhere Match
"The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain
vs
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire
Cain is chuckling at Psycho, who seems unimpressed with the man that has targeted the Shieldmaidens. Psycho shakes her head and then climbs out of the ring, as the fans start cheering. Cain looks interested and watches Psycho as she reaches under the ring, grabbing her black thorned shillelagh.
Cain climbs out of the ring on the opposite side and reaches under too. Except Cain pulls out a table. The fans are cheering this on.
Psycho is walking around the ring, towards The Death Dealer. Cain reaches under the ring and pulls out a container of gas. The fans are really losing it now.
Cain realizes Psycho is getting closer so he sets the container down and meets her head on. Psycho swings the shillelagh, and Cain blocks her arm with his, then sends a hard head butt into her skull.
After the shillelagh hits the floor, Cain grabs it and holds it in front of his face as the fans start booing. Cain then looks around the Magness Arena with a big grin on his face, getting showered with even more boos.
Cain swings the shillelagh down at Psycho but she rolls out of the way. Psycho runs at Cain with a forearm smash. Punch! Kick! Spinning backfist!
Psycho goes to grab the shillelagh out of Cain's hand, but he holds on tightly. Then Cain sends a second head butt into the Shieldmaiden’s skull.
After watching Stephanie walk out on her match with Ohio, The Purge send the Kirigawas on a permanent vacation, and Mad Dog easily defeating Azurine Vebbins... this match got us back on track as far as MHW housing the most competitive superstars out there across the ring from one another.
Solomon Cain and Psycho went to war. That black thorned shillelagh was used multiple times, by both superstars. Chair shots, steel steps, a camera, the ring bell, kendo sticks, it got crazy! And it was soon a blood bath.
Psycho reminded everyone that size doesn't matter. She went to war with Solomon Cain. After many attempts of trying to set the table on fire, Cain tried again to grab the gasoline before Psycho got back up.
Cain was finally able to pour the gasoline all over the table set up on the outside of the ring, while Psycho laid face first in the ring in a puddle of her own blood. The fans were buzzing.
And then Cain lit a match before throwing it on the table, as the fans got loud and intrigued about who was going through it. Psycho was indeed starting to get up.
Cain climbed onto the ring apron and Psycho quickly charged him with a spear!
But Cain caught her in a headlock and pulled her through the ropes the rest of the way, out onto the apron. And then he went to throw her off the apron into the flames, but she held on.
Psycho throws a punch. Cain throws a punch. Psycho throws a punch. Cain headbutts Psycho. She hangs on. Cain grabs her and pulls her in for a Burnout, jumping off the apron and through the flaming table!!!!!
The fans are chanting "Holy Shit!" in a matter of seconds, while other fans are just wide eyed and shocked. Some fans are white as ghosts, not believing what they just saw. Crew members are spraying the two superstars down with fire extinguishers.
The chants turn into "Holy Fuck!" chants, as the fans realize this was crazier than a holy shit. Cain throws his arm over Psycho!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
"The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain
"The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain
vs
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire
Cain is chuckling at Psycho, who seems unimpressed with the man that has targeted the Shieldmaidens. Psycho shakes her head and then climbs out of the ring, as the fans start cheering. Cain looks interested and watches Psycho as she reaches under the ring, grabbing her black thorned shillelagh.
Cain climbs out of the ring on the opposite side and reaches under too. Except Cain pulls out a table. The fans are cheering this on.
Psycho is walking around the ring, towards The Death Dealer. Cain reaches under the ring and pulls out a container of gas. The fans are really losing it now.
Cain realizes Psycho is getting closer so he sets the container down and meets her head on. Psycho swings the shillelagh, and Cain blocks her arm with his, then sends a hard head butt into her skull.
After the shillelagh hits the floor, Cain grabs it and holds it in front of his face as the fans start booing. Cain then looks around the Magness Arena with a big grin on his face, getting showered with even more boos.
Cain swings the shillelagh down at Psycho but she rolls out of the way. Psycho runs at Cain with a forearm smash. Punch! Kick! Spinning backfist!
Psycho goes to grab the shillelagh out of Cain's hand, but he holds on tightly. Then Cain sends a second head butt into the Shieldmaiden’s skull.
After watching Stephanie walk out on her match with Ohio, The Purge send the Kirigawas on a permanent vacation, and Mad Dog easily defeating Azurine Vebbins... this match got us back on track as far as MHW housing the most competitive superstars out there across the ring from one another.
Solomon Cain and Psycho went to war. That black thorned shillelagh was used multiple times, by both superstars. Chair shots, steel steps, a camera, the ring bell, kendo sticks, it got crazy! And it was soon a blood bath.
Psycho reminded everyone that size doesn't matter. She went to war with Solomon Cain. After many attempts of trying to set the table on fire, Cain tried again to grab the gasoline before Psycho got back up.
Cain was finally able to pour the gasoline all over the table set up on the outside of the ring, while Psycho laid face first in the ring in a puddle of her own blood. The fans were buzzing.
And then Cain lit a match before throwing it on the table, as the fans got loud and intrigued about who was going through it. Psycho was indeed starting to get up.
Cain climbed onto the ring apron and Psycho quickly charged him with a spear!
But Cain caught her in a headlock and pulled her through the ropes the rest of the way, out onto the apron. And then he went to throw her off the apron into the flames, but she held on.
Psycho throws a punch. Cain throws a punch. Psycho throws a punch. Cain headbutts Psycho. She hangs on. Cain grabs her and pulls her in for a Burnout, jumping off the apron and through the flaming table!!!!!
The fans are chanting "Holy Shit!" in a matter of seconds, while other fans are just wide eyed and shocked. Some fans are white as ghosts, not believing what they just saw. Crew members are spraying the two superstars down with fire extinguishers.
The chants turn into "Holy Fuck!" chants, as the fans realize this was crazier than a holy shit. Cain throws his arm over Psycho!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
WINNER:
"The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain
Match Length: 14:56
"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... "The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain!!!
Both superstars lay bloody on the pile of broken wood and ashes. Bruiser is checking on Psycho.
Reggie Carter: I don't even have the words...
Steve McLarson: Someone could've died, Reggie. These two took it too far.
Reggie Carter: Or gotten seriously hurt. No Championship was on the line and these two went over the limit.
Steve McLarson: And for what?
Reggie Carter: I mean, Solomon Cain burned one of the Shieldmaidens' clubhouses down, Steve. And he's been targeting them in other ways.
Steve McLarson: But catching tables on fire, trying to make your opponent look like Freddy Krueger? It's not worth all that.
Reggie Carter: Solomon Cain has to look forward to The Wild Hunt in two weeks. While Psycho will be in her Round One Match in The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament. This was an overly competitive match.
Steve McLarson: Overly competitive? I agree...
