Skrabal wakes with a jolt. The bedroom is lit by the faint glow of the television displaying the Splat TV "Are you still watching?" splash screen. Skrabal carefully sits up, taking effort not to wake Sabrina, who had been sleepin with her head on his chest. He gently lays her down on the bed and takes a joint from the Tupperware box on the bedside table. He lights it and stands up then begins slowly pacing the room, occasionally turning his head to glance at Sabrina as she sleeps soundly. After a few minutes of pacing he stuffs a few things into a back pack and heads out into the early morning Denver air, puffing his joint as he closes the door behind him.
OutsideDenver, Colorado
August 26th 2021
6:25AM
The pungent aroma of Jungle Boys Banana Punch follows Skrabal on his uncharacteristic early morning walk. He walks with a casual manner but with a distinct purpose in his step as he makes his way down the quiet street. He keeps his head high and pivots it on his neck as takes in the dawn scenes around him.
Skrabal takes a seat on a bench outside a twenty four hour gym. He takes a bottle of water from his backpack and takes a sip, then takes a few deep tokes on his joint before taking his phone from his hoodie pocket. After a few quick swipes and taps at the screen a video call is placed. A few seconds tick by before the call is Answered.
"My G!" Ty says, his cheesy smile beaming.
"What's good fam?" Skrabal asks his lifelong friend.
"It's all good bredrin, ain't nothin' to complain about. But hol' up, wait a minute..."
"What?"
"You ain't. There's no way."
"Bruv what is it?"
"Are you outside?... Oi Quiet Man come have a look will ya, I think I'm seein' tings." Ty spits out through laughter while gesturing for Quiet Man to come look.
"Rah... Fam man goes out ya know. When I has too." Skrabal replies while laughing.
"Yo Que Em! How you been bredda?" Skrabal asks as Quiet Man comes into view.
Quiet Man smiles, nods and gives Skrabal two thumbs up before signing to Ty "He outside, he outside."
"That's what I thought." Ty tells him while laughing.
"Oh he sign for that, you ask him where the weed went or who drunk the last beer and suddenly his fingers ain't work." Skrabal says, poking fun at his mute friend.
Quiet Man responds by flipping Skrabz off.
"Looks like his fingers work to me" Ty quips, making the three of them laugh some more. "For real though, it gotta be half six in the morning there, why you out for? You shit the bed?"
"Gym innit. Got some shit to work through."
"Work shit?"
"... Nah"
"You can tell me anyfin brudda, you know that."
"Not this."
"So it be a girl then. Oi Que Em, Skrabz done caught feelin's for one of these gyal he givin' pipe to"
"Allow it fam."
"So what is it then?"
"I dunno... You ever spend a few days wit' someone then find out they name but realise it ain't matter what they name is?"
"That ain't my life bredrin', I'm a married man."
"Yeah... How Chantelle doin' anyway? I ain't seen her for a few years now. Not since that night at yours before I first come out here."
"She good... She busy, always modellin' or dancin', or shillin' some bullshit online."
"Seen..."
"What got into you?"
"Nuttin'... It jus' be this gyal Sabrina..."
"What about her?"
"I dunno... I met her a while back, spent some time wit' her. Normally that be it but I jus' keep thinkin' about her, plus she let herself in the other night when I was at w..."
"She did what bredda?"
"Let herself in innit, when I was at work."
"She got a key?"
"Nah..."
"And you did what?"
"Nuttin', jus' sat wit' her. Had a lil smoke an' that, fell asleep watchin' Splat."
"The fuck? You jokin', right?"
"Allow it fam. It was alright innit. She been stayin' wit' me since"
"Was it?... Has she?"
"Yeah... Fam you married, right? So get off my back wit' your bullshit."
"Bredda it sound like some stalker shit. My wife live wid me too, she ain't break an' enter when she come home. You do you though, it ain't for me to judge."
"It ain't a ting anyway. I ain't even gonna be around these bits much longer, we goin' on tour soon."
"I saw that, first stop Las Vegas an' you got a big night right there brudda."
"Seen, seen."
"An' you comin' off that big El Diablo match too. You ain't have to say that shit to him though, that's a baby you talkin' about."
"Hypotheticals innit fam."
"It still be offensive."
"It s'posed to be."
"I feel that... Listen bredda, you gotta be firmly on your bullshit come Game Over. For real this might be the hardest nights work you ever had to do."
"Seen. Maybe..." Skrabal replies dismissively as he throws his finished joint on the floor.
"I'mma get off innit, head inside." Skrabal continues, gesturing to the twenty four hour gym behind him.
"Okay bredda, I would say take it easy but, ya know... don't."
"Look after yaself fam. Toll."
"Toll.
Skrabal taps at his phone, ending the video call, and heads inside the gym.
Skrabal's Motel Room
Denver, Colorado
August 27th 2021
9.45PM
The room is bathed in the glow from the television as the Splat network streams another of it's shows into Skrabal's rented accommodation. A thick layer of smoke fills the air as Skrabal sits on the brown sofa with Sabrina beside him, his arm over her shoulders.
"So... when are you headed to Vegas?"
"Tomorrow innit."
"Okay..." Sabrina sighs before sinking down into the sofa, resting her head deeper into Skrabal's chest.
"Yeah..." Skrabal replies as his arm tightens around her shoulders.
Skrabal's Motel Room
Denver, Colorado
August 28th, 2021
8.40AM
| Referee Emily Falls counts to three. |
|
Skrabz stands in the ring with Robert Mack. |
| Gabriel Ohio walks down the ramp. |
| Referee Emily Falls counts to three. |
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Skrabz drops Ohio with a Mic Check. |
| Gabriel Ohio laughs. |
| Referee Emily Falls counts to three. |
|
Gabriel Ohio chokeslams Skrabz through the commentary table. |
| Gabriel Ohio gives Skrabz a Fall From Grace off the roof of a mini van |
| Referee Emily Falls counts to three. |
|
Skrabal wakes suddenly and sits up on the brown sofa with urgency, his heart racing in his chest. The sense of panic inside him fades as the seconds pass. He looks around the room, studying it's cleanliness, he notices that Sabrina is nowhere to be seen. A piece of paper on the three legged table in front of him catches his attention, he picks it up and reads it.
"Thanks for a great time. I'm sure of it!
It's a shame you're leaving but that's the way things go I guess.
I'll be here if you come back, I hope you do.
Take care of yourself, I mean it.
-Sabby!"
Skrabal folds the note and slides it into his hoodie pocket as he stands. He raises his hands into the air, stretching his shoulders and back, before taking a joint from the Tupperware box on the three legged table. After a few deep tokes he heads to his bedroom to begin packing for his trip toe Las Vegas.
Skrabal's Rented Trailer
Las Vegas, Nevada
September 4th 2021
2:50AM
Skrabal sits on the floor of his rented Las Vegas Trailer. He holds his phone in his hand as he looks into it's lens, his face consuming the shot, his bloodshot eyes starring out condescendingly. Suddenly the shot changes rapidly. Ceiling, floor, wall, floor, ceiling. It settles again, zoned in on a dark blue sofa. The sound of bottles clinking together is heard and Skrabal enters the shot carrying a box of beer which he places on the floor next to the sofa. He takes a seat and takes a bottle of beer from the box.
"Ya nah ever since I done stepped my two feet back through the door I been tellin' any an' e'ryone thatta listen that I want my shot at what's mine. I been tellin' 'em that that Mi' High Ultimate title still belong to man like Skrabz. But from day one back the Bossman told 'em all I ain't ever getting my shot...
He twists the top of the beer and throws it out of shot.
" He had the bare faced cheek to state that man like Skrabz ain't ever gonna get his hands on the big strap again."
He drinks from the bottle greedily.
"Tings change in this bidness though innit, from plans to cards the shit be real malleable, they could switch any one of 'em up an' out at any given time. Could even tear the whole shit up an' start again when they already startin' the countdown, on a fuck it we'll do it live vibe... An' at some point, at some time along the way to Game Over suttin' done changed in Mi High an' now man like Skrabz be within snatchin' distance a the ting he want and need the most... "
He finishes his first beer and drops the bottle on the floor.
What changed though?... It be a good question."
He reaches for another bottle of beer from the box and twists the lid off.
"Could all be the Bossman's wife's doin', shit it was her who had sense enough to bring me back in the first place... Or it could the Bossman done finally seen some sense, lil post nut moment a clarity thanks to Stephanie Sullivan. Could be as he laid in her arms, coz you know he got that small spoon energy, could be has she caressed his face that a lightbulb went off in his head an' he suddenly realised ain't nobody else in Mi' High deserve the shit more than I does. Or maybe it could be a good for bidness ting, it's how they talk innit but I hate myself a lil more jus' for sayin' it... But shit, it do get 'em talking, it sell tickets, it get the vast majority of 'em turnin' up jus' hopin' somebody out here got a wrench big enough to throw in my plans... Could be suttin' else though, could be that after all this time the Bossman thinks he givin' me jus' enough rope to hang myself wit'. He could be hopin' I choke an' after this man'll go to the back a the line... Could be he thinkin', hopin' and prayin' that wit' five bodies standin' in my way that man like Skrabz ain't gonna have what it take to do what he need to do... It be a shared sentiment, accordin' to fan opinion man like Ohio be dead set certy to take the dub but then I already done told ya what I feel for a fan opinion, an' it ain't nuttin' positive fam but I'mma remind you anyway ya, it go suttin' like..."
"Fuck a Stan's consensus, I'm the man; repentless
Ends justify my means an' my means be endless"
"Yeah, an' I been tellin' ya for years, since day dot that it ain't matter how many it is or where they are, you line 'em, point 'em out an' I'mma roll right on through 'em. But still they say this the toughest challenge man has ever faced, I even heard it said that this might be the hardest nights work I ever had to do..."
He shakes his head.
"E'ry night I work be the hardest I ever worked. I ain't out here lookin' for shortcuts, I ain't lookin' for a leg up fam, nah. I stepped in an' stepped up settin' levels for 'em to either reach for or gawp at, it be whatever they want it to be fam, trust."
He finally takes a good long drink from his second bottle of beer.
Tings be dif'rent this time though, kinda. Coz we doin' bird innit, if you ain't catch the lingo it mean we doin' porridge. If you still ain't get it, the shit mean we goin' prison fam an' if you still ain't fuckin' understand it I be talkin' about that first ever Penitentiary match. We settin' trends out here, six body ting, shot at the big strap pon the line. Yeah, it finally be time for man like Skrabz to book his date wit' so called royalty... "
He pauses and looks at the camera.
"Yeah I said it... If you ask me I'mma tell ya that War Queen walkin' wit' the big strap come Game Over. Or she better at least... Coz I ain't left her much work to do there wit' El Dee. Nuttin' but scraps left pon the bone for her to pick off an' from what I seen that be about fittin' for her appetite."
He laughs slightly, arrogantly, before taking another drink of beer.
"Nah but for real fam, at the moment you jus' got suttin' that belong to me, but if you let that fat, fake ma'fucker walk out wit' the big strap then' me an' you gonna have a real prollem, So you better defend that shit like it belong to ya."
He looks deep into the camera, straight faced.
"Defend it like ya life depend it, coz it might it just do."
He finishes his second beer and drops the bottle on the floor, then he leans forward and retrieves a kief covered joint from outside the camera's view. He outs it in his mouth and lights it, inhaling it's thick smoke deep into his lungs. For a while he just sits, smoking his joint, savouring the taste with each puff he takes. The seconds tick by all the while he sits there, appearing on the verge of saying saying but remaining silent, just smoking.
"Penitentiary match..."
He leans down the side of the sofa and takes another bottle of beer from the box.
"Ya nah you walk into any company out there an' you 'bound to find one or two of 'em in the back who spent a lil time behind bars. We had a couple ex jail birds here innit, maybe more than that, but one be Solomon Cain. Yeah he did a short stretch for stabbin' Sam Hamilton's husband, one of 'em anyway. There be another ex convict too but his name slip my mind again innit ... Nah for real, the fuck was his name?... Forget it, he ain't matter no more... I'mma come back to him though... Point is it seem e'ry company out there got a convict on they roster."
He twists the top off his beer and throws it on the floor.
"Man like Skrabz ain't ever been to jail fam. "
He takes a drink from the bottle.
"I guess I break the law better than 'em too."
He laughs smiles smugly.
"I ain't no stranger to bars though, but for real this be man's first time gettin' locked up an' I ain't goin' down alone, nah. There so many bodies in there you'd think somebody snitched on they entire crew. But ain't no love or connection among us, not even between those Maidens, not when there be a shot at the big strap pon the line. Once that bell ring it be e'ry man an' gyal for they self, right?"
He looks into the camera with his eyebrows raised slightly, his facial expression almost begging for a response.
"It's what we s'posed to say innit."
He shakes his head.
"It's what we s'posed to make 'em think, but I been tellin' 'em for years, the way I see tings... It's been man like Skrabz against 'em all from the get go. So if you ask me I'mma tell you this a five on one an' that sound like a fair fight to me... Oh but that's that arrogance innit, or overconfidence at least, coz one of 'em a mystery an' one of 'em Gabriel Ohio, an' we all know what happened last time me an' him stood toe to toe at Rise Again...
He looks into the camera, micro expressions of hate, disdain, despair and contempt flashing on his face.
"Ya don't need to remind me fam, I seen the shit e'ry time I slept ever since...."
He takes a few deep, relaxing tokes on his joint.
"It ain't jus' them though, there be others in the ting, ain't none of 'em a mystery either, nah they be well known. One of 'em more well known to me than the others. In fact she be about my favourite choke artist."
He smiles, arrogance oozing from his core.
"Sup, Bullet? How ya doin'?
He winks ate the camera then laughs smugly.
"Oh but I can't say that choke artist shit, right? Not any more at least, coz you held it down against the masked gamer an' walked out with the strap some of 'em swear to this day that you made matter. I think they lyin', but I gotta say fam that shit sit a lot prettier on your itty bitty waist than it ever it could on El Dee's. I got news for ya too, I'mma letchu keep it. Yeah I ain't gunnin' for that one, but shit I wasn't last time, the ting jus' kinda happen. Yeah, man like Skrabz jus' have a knack for stackin' up the accolades wit'out even trying'....
He looks at the camera.
How many tries it take you fam?
He sneers before breaking out in another arrogant smile.
"Nah, but for real, how many chances you have? It's not a hypothetical question this time coz I stopped countin' years ago, plural. You had a few already this time around, walked right back on in to one too, first match back an' you fightin' for the number one pretendership, you an' ol what's his name... Yeah I knew his name all along, it be Tyke Index innit... Whole reason I been doin' this what's his name ting all this time is coz he accused you a refusin' to say it, you remember that? He seemed pretty pissed off innit, only ting is he was imaginin' the shit. You ain't never had no prollem sayin' the man's name. Shit I done said it enough times in the past too an' it leave a bad taste e'ry time. So man like Skrabz thought he'd don a white coat innit, run a lil experiment... What he conclude though?"... Conclusion be that I ain't said that man's name a single time, I addressed dude as ol' what's his name for months straight an' he ain't say or do shit about it."
He pauses and takes a long drink of his third beer.
"Why that be though?... I'm a tell ya, one time, on the level... It be because Tyke Index an' e'ry one else in the back know that me an' you ain't the same, so he rush to accuse you a tings you ain't do but too scurred to call me out when I actually do the shit... But what dif'rence they see? It be quite simple fam..."
"They ain't consider you a challenger, how else can I put it?
They know my calibre damagin' coz I ain't Bullet."
"Yeah... But still the Bossman got a soft spot for ya, it be good for bidni...Nah I can't say it again fam, but it make sense for him to have you carryin' that Mi High Phoenix strap east, south, west, north an' e'rywhere else your work schedule take ya. So maybe that be why he been so willin' to hand you chance after chance. Coz let's be real fam, all these opportunities he presented ya wit' be more than you earned an' deserve but you finally made one of 'em count... An' that's all it take for 'em to start chattin' gas about some hot streak you be on?... What about those long cold months that came before it?... Fam you luke warm at best... That be another dif'rence between me an' you though, coz ya know how many chances man like Skrabz been givin' in his time? Jus' the one innit, but that be all ever needed... Well now I got one more fam, I got a chance to earn my sh... Nah fuck that, I earned the shit already. I got one chance to prove that I be owed the shot an' the history between us should tell 'em all that you ain't about to stop me, Bullet... But ya know what fam, I kinda pity ya. I mean your ship sinkin' all around you an it be your own fault. It seem that multitaskin' ain't your strong suit coz you can either lead ya troops or succeed for yaself. Yeah, when you givin' 'em pep talks an' micro managin' they shit your Maiden's doin they ting, kinda, but the second you focus on your own shit theirs start to suffer. Now you got that Phoenix strap back an' they losin' matches, straps an' they minds. So now your numbers diminishin' pon the weekly an' if you walk outta Game Over wit' another shot at the big strap you might end up the only Maiden left."
He looks at the camera.
"But don't worry blad, I'mma make sure that ain't happen, standard!... Butchu ain't alone though nah, you Maiden's rarely are. Got ya bikes lookin' suttin like a clown car, one rolls up an' two dozen of 'em ridin' pillion."
He laughs and shakes his head before taking another drink of beer.
"This time ya got Zombie there backin' you up, in the shadows, standin' behind one a ya, where she usually stay. But I already said ain't no ties or affiliations in this one, not wit' a shot at the big strap pon the line. There be a hint a dissension in ya ranks to start wit' thanks to ya recent leadership but shit, but once that bell ring, it be jus' a matter a time 'till one of ya see an openin' an' take your shot, then any sense a sisterhood ya got left be straight out the window wit' any hope the two of ya got at walkin' wit' the dub...
He sets his confident gaze on the camera's lens.
"Coz if Hell empty this hound 'bout to herd ya back through the gates."
He pauses to finish his third beer and drops the bottle on the floor before continuing.
"But on the real I got a question for ya... Zombie... Why you here fam? I ain't jus' mean the match, I mean in general innit. Coz from what I seen all you done did since we come back is break ya face an' lil else.... I guess this be a lil compensation package for ya work place injury. Yeah that gotta be it, the Bossman givin' you the biggest pay day you ever seen as an apology. On a sorry you got fucked up vibe... But shit mabe not, coz all he he done did is place you right back in harms way an' you could come outta this one even worse for wear wit' injuries that stay witchu for life, coz man like Skrabz ain't break bones fam nah, he break spirits."
His stare lingers on the camera for a moment before he continues.
"But oh shit, I misspoke innit coz you did suttin' else too. You a hall a famer now, kinda, coz they done putchu all in as a job lot. Shit I guess they let anyone in...
He shakes his head, his face a picture of contempt.
"Oi Bossman take me out fam, I beg you."
His mask of contempt breaks into a self satisfied smile. He re-lights his joint and takes several rapid tokes on it before continuing.
"I'm jus' fuckin' witchu, kinda. But Zombie I ask you again fam, why you here? Coz it weren't too long ago you told that War Queen that if packin' the big strap mean you gotta wanna be the best then she can keep it... I swear down I had to rewind the shit several times jus' to make sure I heard ya right. That ain't quite how you said it but the sentiment the same... If you ain't wanna be the best then I ask you again fam, one more time, on the level, why the fuck you here?... You here to make up the numbers, is that it fam? Well if that be the extent a your ambition then congratulations, you one a six...
He shakes his head, condescension dripping from every pore.
You finally made it..."
He takes a deep toke on his joint then reaches for a fourth bottle of beer.
"Someone else who got ambitions bigger than that be that Mad Dog. Yeah he been tellin' us all about how he do this for a better a life, how he do it for it for his family, he do it his blah blah blah... He got drive to be better at least an' he done snatched him up that Throwdown strap from Psycho an' he held onto it like it be made a gold an' maybe it is fam, to tell ya the truth man like Skrabz ain't got a clue he ain't ever look to hard at that one. I had my eyes set on bigger artillery from the off an' that shit too big to hide, it be on an over the shoulder vibe innit, open carry ting, ya get me? But that Throwdown strap real cute though, it be the perfect size for concealment, you wear it right an' nobody even see it, they ain't even know you got it on ya..."
"You got 'em talkin' though, no doubt about it. I heard 'em all chattin' that nonsense an' foolishness about how you gonna be the nex' big ting in Mi High... They said it like they meant it too fam an' furthermore they said the shit like the old big ting ain't still right here...
"The fuckin nerve of 'em, what's Mad Dog to Cerberus?"
He twists the lid off his fourth beer and takes a long drink.
"But then they go throw you into that number one contender bullshit wit' El Dee an' if I ain't already takin notice of ya before that then it definitely gave me one, kinda..."
He takes a couple of quick tokes on his joint.
"Coz when push came to shove we soon find out that Mark Wright be all bark an' no trunk... Wait I done mixed up the idiom, I'm supposed to say bite, right? Coz a the Dog ting?... "
He shakes his head.
"Nah, the tree ting more fittin' coz there a Sunny Jim shaped primate swingin' from ya limbs an' the way I seen it the dead rot already set in before ya roots had time to spread, plus ain't ever been no substance behind ya outer shell in the first place... All bark an' no trunk... Butchu do it for ya family, right? For ya kids? Fam, ya buddy El Dee a tell you exactly what man like Skrabz think about ya kids but shit, at least ya got the sense not to let yours idolise a crud lord so maybe ya could go offer ya boy some parentin' advice. Ya nah now that I think about it, you ain't us dumb as ya pretend to be. You one a the few who ain't run they mouth about what they'd do to man when the Bossman filled 'em full a confidence wit' his lies an' bullshit, an' you about the only one of 'em to point it out when they stop sayin' that shit soon as I step on back through the door too... So I know ya got the smarts required to realise that despite ya lil hype, despite ya buzz an' despite that imitation strap you carryin 'round wit' ya this Penitentiary ting only gonna go one for ya, an' it ain't the Wright way fam, nah. In fact it be the exact opposite, but fam it's jus' what you need, trust. Coz they say ya should never let an animal suffer innit, so big Skrabz the vet out to put this Mad Dog down again the first opportunity he get."
He pauses and takes a long drink from his beer followed by a couple deep tokes on his joint. After a few moments of silence he finishes his beer and drops the empty bottle on the floor. A few more tokes on his joint follow before he stubs it out and reaches for his fifth bottle of beer. He twists the lid off and throws it across the trailer with force.
"Gabriel..."
He guzzles his beer and reaches for a fresh joint
"Gabriel Ohio...
He finishes his beer, drops the empty bottle on the floor and immediately reaches for a sixth bottle.
"Ya nah I hate myself a lil more e'ry day fam."
He twists the top off his beer and throws it on the floor.
"Not because ya caught me slackin', nah... It's coz I ain't been able to do a ting a bout it, I mean I could... But fam you distracted me from the strap for long enough. Man like Skrabz ain't used to showin' restraint, I ain't about delayin' my gratification blad I be used to gettin' it quick an' easy... I had to let it go though innit, kinda, for a while at least. I ain't gotta wait no more though, an' it be a good job too coz man like Skrabz be done wit' bidin' time like a Trump supporter, ya get me?... Now I know this shit go over your heads so before ya get it twisted my hat say Toll not MAGA, plus I ain't got time for politics anyway, not in the back nor in a votin' booth..."
He places his joint in his mouth and lights it, inhaling deeply.
"But shit, I digress innit... where was I?... I ain't gotta wait no more, Ohio. I ain't gotta put you aside to focus pon the strap no more, nah, I gotta go through ya to get to it. That be fine wit' me fam, in fact it be kinda fittin', it almost feel like that fate shit you been talkin' about..."
He takes a drink of beer.
"I ain't believe in fate fam, nah..."
His confident galre stays set on the camera as he takes a slow toke on his joint.
"To tell ya the truth, man like Skrabz ain't believe in nuttin' but man like Skrabz, standard!... Ya nah you said it yaself fam, now look I ain't about to quote ya verbatim coz on the real I couldn't get the cadence right. You got that slow, awkward, never done well in social situations vibe aboutchu so I'mma jus' paraphrase the shit, butchu said suttin' to Stephanie Sullivan about failin' to learn from our mistakes an' blah blah blah. Check the ting fam, coz man like Skrabz done made jus' three mistakes since he first touched down pon American soil an' he corrected two of 'em a few times over... You the outlier fam, you the exception not the rule. You jus' the one remainin' mistake I gotta fix on my way to gettin' what I'm owed..."
He takes a good long drink and a few deep toks on his joint before continuing.
"I heard you makin' masterpiece though, got ya lil mixin' fingers out pon the decks, nah you prolly strictly a computer producer innit, anyway you makin' a beat, right? It's what ya said, said you got the sound a man's head bouncing off the concrete as the baseline. Well man like Skrabz been known to duppy a beat in his time fam an' come Game Over I'mma tear yours to shreds, freestyle vibe innit, show you that we ain't all have to stick to the sheet music...
He shakes his head.
"I mean blad, do you draw wit' a stencil too?..."
He looks at the camera again, disdain etched on his face but a sly smile seeping through.
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised, butchu prolly only draw blood wit' a razor or suttin' edgy like that..."
He laughs and shakes his head.
"Ya nah some of 'em say you the favourite to walk out wit' the dub, fan poll vibe innit. I already done told 'em what I feel about a fan poll, I ain't about to repeat myself but rest assured man like Skrabz ain't a fan a fan opinions. But they do say you the favourite goin' into the ting, an' they argument be solid, kinda, especially after ya done bounced my head off the concrete an' caught yaself the biggest dub a season three so far. But ya see the ting is fam ain't none a that matter, not now. It ain't matter thatchu laughed off a Mic Check, it ain't matter that you slammed man through a table an' it ain't matter thatchu done pinned my shoulders to that car park floor. You might think that'd be the shit that motivate man like Skrabz but on the real we can go ahead an' remove it from the equation, scratch it out an' scrap it off. Coz truth is you standin' between me an' the big strap an' be all the motivation I need to put your vitamin D lackin self down an' make sure you ain't get up... That be all the motivation I need but it ain't all I got." Nah, it's fuck you fam, straight up. But there's some conflict in it, coz I seen you pon the socials, wait...
He raises his eyebrows sarcastically.
"You? Pon the socials?... For real?..."
He shakes his head.
"Anyway I seen you there, lettin' the Bossman know he owe you a shot at the big strap before man like Skrabz even dusted himself off. I respect the drive fam, the ting I despise is the two years previous you spent talkin' about straps ain't matter... Coz the ting you don't realise is when ya say shit like that you coppin' a squat on the work e'yrone in the back put in...
He looks at the camera, straight faced, a smile trying desperately to break out.
"But if you know anyting at all about man like Skrabz then you know he ain't give a shit about that!"
He laughs arrogantly, loudly but briefly.
"Nah, my prollem wit man like you, an' you ain't the first one fam there be a long line of 'em, but my prollem witchu sayin' the shit is this... For two years straight man like Skrabz kept the big strap shinin' bright, I kept it gleamin' nice, the way the lights hit it, that shit be lookin' real pretty fam e'ry time I showed up wit' it... An' you tellin' me you ain't care for it?... You ain't about that nah? Whatchu about then, fam? Horror movie cliches, effigies an' bullshit... Coz soon as you get the biggest dub a ya life you wanna cash in ya hype in for a title shot... Well unfortunately for you it be man like Skrabz that been sent to collect an' you owe him the hype plus interest, an' his swag sack been a lil too empty for a minute so he be about to stuff in e'ryting ya got an' then some."
He takes a few deep tokes on his joint and finishes his sixth beer. After another few tokes on his joint he reaches for another beer, his seventh bottler. He twists the top off and again throws it accross the trailer.
"Then there be the mystery bod innit, Miss or Mister Who The Fuck. Yeah they been talkin' about who they think it could be, those type a fans that talk about those type a tings, in those type places that they talk about 'em. The rumour mill been runnin' wild. There be some big free agents out there right now an' anyone of 'em could show up at Game Over. E'ybody wanna know who it is, they prayin' to they lord Meltzer for an' his Holy sources, they wanna know if they fantasy bookin' right, an' when it turn out they they gonna cry about it like they known to do. Well wonder no more fam, man like Skrabz has got the scoop an' he gonna give it to ya free a charge, no monthly sub required.... Word is it could be Lance Mikes an' fam an I'm prayin' for it... They say it could be Jansen Myrrh an' I hope it is... They say it could be man like Forge an' I got my grubby fingers crossed for him... They say it could be Rock an' Roll God, Deuce Holmes, Raine Young, Terry Marshall, Space Lord, Ricky Stanton... They say it could be any an' all of 'em but it ain't matter, coz man like Skrabz gonna catch the dub an it jus' be a matter a time until he raise the strap too."
He takes a drink of beer and a toke on his joint before continuing.
"Ya nah there be a lot a talk about motivations innit, we all got 'em. Some of 'em do it for they family, some of do it for fame, some of it do for money. Some of 'em do it coz they like the spotlight, they love the cameras, they wanna see they name pon the poster. Man like be a lil dif'rent innit. I ain't care about none a that fam, never will. Ia in't wanna be the face a nuttin. I ain't need ya acknowledgement. I ain't headin' up no tables fam man'll sit where he wants and put his hands straight in ya plate."
He pauses and takes another drink of beer..
"This the part where I'm s'posed say some obvious suttin', suttin', Game Over shit, right? Yeah I can't wait to hear from 'em a dozen times when I watch they shit."