Azurine Vebbins vs Anastasia Baudelaire

Sunday, August 22, 2021/Magness Arena/6:21 p.m.


Anastasia slaps Mosh on the back. Anastasia climbs into the ring. Anastasia climbs over the back of Enforcer and locks him into the Total Makeover!!! Enforcer taps out!!! Winners: Anastasia Baudelaire and Chris Mosh

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Friday, August 27, 2021/Anastasia Baudelaire's Mansion/10:52 a.m.


Anastasia Baudelaire sits on the same curved chair from her last promo, but with an end table next to it, reading a Vogue magazine with herself on the cover, of course. You see her smile and laugh as she flips through pages, skipping most, obviously only looking at pictures of herself.


Anastasia closes the magazine and sets it on the clear, just cleaned table next to her. She pulls out something from under her and looks into it. Yes, she is looking into a mirror. She is turning her head this way and that, looking at her makeup-smothered face at all angles. She smiles as she carelessly yet gently sets the mirror at her feet.


She brings herself back up, takes a moment to get comfortable on her chair, then begins to speak in her French accent.


"Before I get started, tell me, don't I look a little bit prettier than I did yesterday? I don't know if it's just me or not, look."



She leans in close to the camera tilts her face again, revealing it at all angles. She leans back again.


"So if you wanted to start a 'You look prettier than yesterday' chant at Game Over or something, feel free. But make sure you do it during my entrance, because we don't want Azurine Vebbins to think you're chanting for her, do we?"

Anastasia smiles a bit.


"I know one thing. I sure am a better wrestler than yesterday! Mind you, I was always great, well at least after a bit of training, but I did even better last Sunday, I mean did you see me? I basically won by myself! J’ai fait sortir Enforcer! What would Chris have done, uh, drag him by his hair until Enforcer felt better again so that he could take control and we could lose our match?"

Anastasia leans into the camera, her arms resting on her legs and the rest of her bodyweight on her arms.


"I promised I would end The Cross' career, and that's exactly what I did. I did what I said I would, unlike many people in this world, who say they will do something, then don't do it because either they're too scared or they're too nice. Now, because of me and me only, The Cross is no longer in MHW."

Anastasia gives a side smile as she leans back into her chair again.


"So I loved tagging in Chris Mosh just when he was 'about to win,' or whatever. But now I'm fighting on my own. I mean, there's no difference between fighting on your own and fighting as a team when it comes to teaming with Chris Mosh, I've learned that, but I won't get distracted by him or anything. It's just me and Azurine Vebbins, one on one."

Anastasia rubs her hands together and laughs.


"I have been waiting for this day for over two weeks! Pour écraser Azurine Vebbins si mauvais. You see, Azurine, what I did to you three weeks ago, that was just a preview. A teaser trailer, even. What I did to you the ThrowDown before last is nothing compared to what I will do to you at Game Over."

Anastasia laughs her wicked laugh.


"So Azurine, this is what I think about you. The day of Game Over is also National Bacon Day and Eat An Extra Dessert Day."

Anastasia raises an eyebrow.


"So on September 4th you're going to eat some bacon and two desserts. Here's my only problem: who in the world does that? No one on earth celebrates pig fat and multiple desserts! No one on earth cares! You can bake, you can wrestle, you can clean your home. Yet you have no right to be called an 'adult' if you celebrate childish holidays like these. You'll eat an egg and some bacon. You'll have chocolate chip cookies and cheesecake after dinner. And I can picture it so clearly. You should be ashamed of that!"

Anastasia tucks her hair behind her ears.


"Sérieusement! I can picture a red-headed girl with a'dork'able glasses sitting at a table saying your prayers, fork in hand, and a plate with two slices of bacon, a slice of peach pie, and a fudge brownie in front of you!"

Anastasia suddenly bursts out laughing.


"And then, you're childish self is probably watching this, staring, thinking, 'Is my opponent a fortune teller? That's exactly what I was planning to do!' with a sweet little girl voice, like a scared kid. Or actually, 'DAT'S exactly what I was planning to do.'"

Anastasia continues to laugh hysterically.


"No, little Azzy, I just know you well. Don't be scared, kid!"

Anastasia's taunting guffaws get louder. She laughs so hard she begins hitting her lap. When she finally stops, which seems to take a century, she is suddenly serious.


"Vebbins, soon people will be calling you Meizumi Kirigawa. Because of me, you are going to want to quit your job. Because of me, you are going to not only lose, but get seriously injured. I sure was laughing, but I was serious when I said that you act like a little girl. But at Game Over, you won't be acting like a sprightly, playful little girl. You'll be acting like a little girl who just had a nightmare. But you're parents aren't going to be there to tell you that you're okay. Je vous verrai donc dimanche."


Anastasia smiles and cackles. Her cackling gets lower but doesn't stop as the camera fades to black.