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EPISODE TWENTY
Sunday, September 5, 2021
T-Mobile Arena
Las Vegas, Nevada
Streaming only on Splat!
The official opening video of Mile High AMMO begins the show. "Bullet The Blue Sky" by Sepultura starts playing for the first 8 seconds of the track, and then it automatically skips to the hook.
During the first eight seconds of the song, different Mile High superstars performing their finishers are shown in slow motion with a black and white color scheme.
WHOAAAAAA!!!
Chris Mosh using brass knuckles on Bruiser is shown
WHOAAAAAA!!!
Ripley standing in the middle of the ring soaking in the fans admiration is shown
Bullet the blue sky
Katrina "Hairicin" Knox holding the MHW Hardcore Championship up is shown
Bullet the blue sky
Anastasia Baudelaire during her entrance is shown
Bullet the bluuuuuueee
Azurine Vebbins dancing down the stage ramp is shown
Bullet the bluuuuuueee
Talia Areano holding the MHW AMMO Television Championship up is shown, as the video fades away.
RINGSIDE
KC Floyd: Welcome everyone to God damn AMMO! Tonight's episode is the Kickoff Show for MHW Game Over. We are less than an hour away from an action packed special event here on Splat! Yeet!
RJ Smith: And not only are we being joined by Ray Hudson tonight, but we have Robert Mack at the table with us.
Robert Mack: Yeah buddy! Ratings are fittin to go through the roof. Everyone is posting about me on EFedder. I don't even know who most of the people are. I think they're friends with the Shieldmaidens. But they fucking love me! Widow loves me. You remember Widow?
Ray Hudson: Stop, Rob.
KC Floyd: You talking about the first Tag Team Champion with God damn Bandit?
Ray Hudson: Please don't encourage him.
KC Floyd: My apologies. But man, we got a hell of a main event tonight at Game Over. The War Queen herself, Leah Aguero, will be defending the Championship belt to El Diablo Blanco.
RJ Smith: Who lost to Skrabz two weeks ago.
Robert Mack: Can you believe that Katrina Mack finally gave Skrabz a Number One Contender Match? She pissed everyone off with that decision.
Ray Hudson: Who do you think is going to win that Game Over Penitentiary?
Robert Mack: Ain't no winning. We gotta watch and see who's going to 'survive' it, Ray.
Ray Hudson: Right. I forget that's how we're wording it.
Robert Mack: Ain't no "wording" about it. It's what it is.
Ray Hudson: Right. And do you have any idea who the sixth person is that's going to replace Stephanie Sullivan, who your wife fired two weeks ago.
Robert Mack: Do I know? Of coarse I know, Ray. I fucking own this place. Get it together, my guy...
KC Floyd: Of coarse we got the four Round One Matches tonight in the Rise of the Phoenix Tournament? Who y'all got for that?
RJ Smith: It ain't gonna be your favorite wrestler, KC.
KC Floyd: Yeah Robert, what are these rumors about Bruiser leaving MHW? What's that about?
Robert Mack: It's not rumors. She told me her travel schedule was too much for her. I think Talia Areano was too much for her, personally. But who am I to say?
Ray Hudson: That's cold.
KC Floyd: Well folks, one of the headline matches tonight will be a Two On One Handicap Match between Solomon Cain and The Wild Hunt. Let's take a look back at a promotional video from Solomon Cain from a few weeks ago.
Hell is empty, and the Maidens are here…
Wrong.
Oh, so wrong.
Hell is full, it’s busting at the seams.
This world is evil, and more men are made evil every day.
And me….
I’m the evilest of them all.
I sit and watch the flames. It’s kind of beautiful the way fire dances on the surface, like a sultry seductress trying to lure you in. That’s a trick from the devil you know, using our lust against us to draw us into the flames. It looks beautiful but it will burn your flesh and cause great pain. Still, I love it and love to watch it. The flames grow higher and higher.
I stick the end of the Pizzo pipe to my lips and strike the round bulb in with my lighter. I twist the bulb around the flame, ensuring every crystal is melted into vapor and inhaled into my lungs so that it can be transferred to my brain.
I inhale deeply and the methamphetamine hits my brain I come alive and slowly exhale as I watch the flames fully engulfed the building.
If my heart was still alive
I know it would surely break
And my memories left with you
There's nothing more to say
So, Psycho, it is you that the Maidens send to slay their demon. After all, during season three you have slain... well absolutely no f**king one. Every test you have failed, from Mad Dog to Skrabz, and now you will fail the test of death. So, you must ask yourself, are they sending you to slay the beast, or are you just the sacrificial lamb?
Are you Isaac?
See, in Genesis, the book from the Bible, not the Phil Collins band, we are told the story of Abraham and his son Isaac. God told Abraham, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love, Isaac, and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.”
Abraham loved God and obeyed him, something I'd suggest anyone who doesn't want to burn in hell should do. So, Abraham loaded his donkey, and he took two of his servants and his son Isaac to Moriah. It was a long journey, and on the third day, Abraham looked up and saw the place God had told him of in the distance. Abraham told his servants, to stay with the donkey while he and Isaac were on the mountain.
Abraham took the wood for a burnt offering and placed it on his son Isaac, and Abraham, himself carried the fire and the knife. As the two of them, father and his only son Isaac, went on together up the mountain, Isaac spoke up and said to his father, “Father?”
“Yes, my son?” Abraham replied, and when he said this, he wasn’t lying, but he wasn’t exactly being honest either.
“The fire and wood are here,” Isaac said, “but where is the lamb for the burnt offering?”
See, unlike you Psycho, Isaac wasn't an idiot. Isaac knew that something was up, he knew danger was at hand, but you, you're walking right into it like a cow walking through the slaughterhouse, no idea what you are walking into as your friends drop in front of you.
Abraham answered, “God himself will provide the lamb for the burnt offering, my son.” And the two of them went on together, up that mountain, slowly marching to Isaac’s death.
When they reached the spot where God had told Abraham about it, Abraham built an altar and arranged the wood on it. He bound his son Isaac and laid him upon the altar. Abraham then reached out his hand and took out his knife to slay his son. But luckily for Isaac, it was just a test. An angel sent by God called out to Abraham from heaven, “Abraham! Abraham!”
Abraham was shocked, as he said, “Here I am”.
The angel spoke to Abraham and said “Do not lay a hand on the boy, do not do anything to him. Now I know that you fear God because you have not withheld from me your son, your only son.”.
I smile as the screams ring out from the fire. At first, it was distracting from my story, but it soon became a soothing song to my ears. I listen to their painful moans as if they were opera singers.
Abraham, loved God, and he feared him, but God still tested his faith by seeing if Abraham would sacrifice his son for him. Abraham had reassurance his son would go to Heaven to be with God. But, what reassurances do you have Saoirse? What reassurances do the Maidens have when they offer you as a sacrifice to the God of death?
The answer is simple.
None.
The Maidens are offering you up as a sacrifice Saoirse. The other Maidens know that I want Maiden blood, and they are giving you up as the burnt offering. You are their Isaac, but unlike Isaac, there will be no mercy for you. I am a vengeful God, more fire brimstone than even the Lord of the Old Testament. The Maidens have many sins to atone for, and a simple burnt offering in the form of Saoirse Maguire will not be enough.
There also will be no angel to swoop in and save you at the moment of death Saoirse. No RJ Mitchell, no Samantha Hamilton, no Eavan Maloney. No one and nothing of this Earth can save you from death, and I am the Death Dealer. I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end of Mile High Wrestling, and August twenty-second is your end.
I hop from the tailgate of my truck where I have been sitting and watching the fire. I stand with a smile on my face as I watch the roof of the burning building begin to collapse. As the roof begins to collapse, I focus on the large metal sign that hangs above the main entrance of the structure that reads “Shieldmaidens MC, Mount Diablo CA”.
Moving on is a simple thing
What it leaves behind is hard
You know the sleeping feel no more pain
And the living are scarred
A tout le monde
A tout mes amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
The Maidens like to claim that hell is empty, but I can assure you it is not. You Maidens know nothing of hell, but you all soon will. I crawled my way through hell, and now I’m going to make my way through the entire Shieldmaidens organization. Not just the ones in Mile High, but anyone who wears that patch on their back. That patch is just the same as wearing a target on your back in my eyes.
Saoirse, you get the privilege of being the first Maiden in Mile High to be offered up to me upon my return, but as you can you won’t be my first Maiden since return from the underworld.
Think about that Saoirse.
Think about what your so-called “sisters” are doing to you.
Everyone saw what I did to Tyke Index, and how easily I handed the Wild Hunt their asses, so why would they send you?
It’s not because they think you are the monster slayer. Your record as of late clearly indicates you aren’t. Multiple loses to Mark Wright, soundly defeated by Skrabz, and now they offer you up to me. Clearly, you have been scorched, clearly, you are burnt, and clearly, your sisters are offering you up as the burnt offering to try and appease me.
Your sisters know your best days are behind you, and they know that I am going to devour you and suck you into a deep, dark, abyss that you will never return from. This is the Shieldmaiden's opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. They get to put a Maiden in front of me and hope it quenches my blood lust, and they get to be rid of you.
That is what they are doing to you Saoirse, I know it is hard to believe because of who the truth is coming from, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is still the truth. You know the old cliches, like trimming the fat, dropping the dead weight, and that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. Saoirse, you have shown that you are the link. If you had bounced back from your multiple losses to Mad Dog with a win, or if you had only lost to Skrabz you may have an argument against it, but you have no legs to stand on.
No, Saoirse, you have shown time and time again that you are the weakest link of the Maidens, and now they are sacrificing you to me in an attempt to strengthen their ranks. In addition, through subtraction, by weeding out the weak the Maidens hope to become strong, and you are the weak Saoirse.
This plan the Maidens have though, will not work. Just like Saoirse’s attempts to win a match in Mile High, the plan will fail. You’ve had your day in the sun, and your fifteen minutes of fame Saoirse, and now it is time for you to spend eternity in the fire. I will deliver you there because I have come to bring death upon you and all of Mile High.
I need another hit, and pull the baggy from my pants pocket and load up the pipe. I begin to heat it and twist it, then put the stim to my lips in inhale deeply. I suck the smoke deep into my lungs and my head feels like it is lifting off of my shoulders as I look into the flames and feel at home.
So as you read this, know, my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile, smile when you think about me
My body's gone, that's all
Saoirse, I already know what you are going to say. You are going to call me a liar and say that I faked my death and that I didn’t really die. But oh, I assure you that I did die, I died and went to hell and there was nothing fake about it. I also know you are going to try and claim that this is all about some entrance music, and probably even call be a cry baby, but like always you are wrong. You’re wrong in assuming you know anything about me, and after Throw Down you’ll be DEAD WRONG, for thinking you can defeat me.
Saoirse, you haven’t defeated anyone since the season began, save a tag match where the other links held the chain together. And me, I have defeated death and the Devil himself… so what chance do you, or any of the Maidens think you can do to me?
I’ll tell you what you can do Saoirse.
Not a damn thing.
Wrong.
Oh, so wrong.
Hell is full, it’s busting at the seams.
This world is evil, and more men are made evil every day.
And me….
I’m the evilest of them all.
I sit and watch the flames. It’s kind of beautiful the way fire dances on the surface, like a sultry seductress trying to lure you in. That’s a trick from the devil you know, using our lust against us to draw us into the flames. It looks beautiful but it will burn your flesh and cause great pain. Still, I love it and love to watch it. The flames grow higher and higher.
I stick the end of the Pizzo pipe to my lips and strike the round bulb in with my lighter. I twist the bulb around the flame, ensuring every crystal is melted into vapor and inhaled into my lungs so that it can be transferred to my brain.
I inhale deeply and the methamphetamine hits my brain I come alive and slowly exhale as I watch the flames fully engulfed the building.
If my heart was still alive
I know it would surely break
And my memories left with you
There's nothing more to say
So, Psycho, it is you that the Maidens send to slay their demon. After all, during season three you have slain... well absolutely no f**king one. Every test you have failed, from Mad Dog to Skrabz, and now you will fail the test of death. So, you must ask yourself, are they sending you to slay the beast, or are you just the sacrificial lamb?
Are you Isaac?
See, in Genesis, the book from the Bible, not the Phil Collins band, we are told the story of Abraham and his son Isaac. God told Abraham, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love, Isaac, and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.”
Abraham loved God and obeyed him, something I'd suggest anyone who doesn't want to burn in hell should do. So, Abraham loaded his donkey, and he took two of his servants and his son Isaac to Moriah. It was a long journey, and on the third day, Abraham looked up and saw the place God had told him of in the distance. Abraham told his servants, to stay with the donkey while he and Isaac were on the mountain.
Abraham took the wood for a burnt offering and placed it on his son Isaac, and Abraham, himself carried the fire and the knife. As the two of them, father and his only son Isaac, went on together up the mountain, Isaac spoke up and said to his father, “Father?”
“Yes, my son?” Abraham replied, and when he said this, he wasn’t lying, but he wasn’t exactly being honest either.
“The fire and wood are here,” Isaac said, “but where is the lamb for the burnt offering?”
See, unlike you Psycho, Isaac wasn't an idiot. Isaac knew that something was up, he knew danger was at hand, but you, you're walking right into it like a cow walking through the slaughterhouse, no idea what you are walking into as your friends drop in front of you.
Abraham answered, “God himself will provide the lamb for the burnt offering, my son.” And the two of them went on together, up that mountain, slowly marching to Isaac’s death.
When they reached the spot where God had told Abraham about it, Abraham built an altar and arranged the wood on it. He bound his son Isaac and laid him upon the altar. Abraham then reached out his hand and took out his knife to slay his son. But luckily for Isaac, it was just a test. An angel sent by God called out to Abraham from heaven, “Abraham! Abraham!”
Abraham was shocked, as he said, “Here I am”.
The angel spoke to Abraham and said “Do not lay a hand on the boy, do not do anything to him. Now I know that you fear God because you have not withheld from me your son, your only son.”.
I smile as the screams ring out from the fire. At first, it was distracting from my story, but it soon became a soothing song to my ears. I listen to their painful moans as if they were opera singers.
Abraham, loved God, and he feared him, but God still tested his faith by seeing if Abraham would sacrifice his son for him. Abraham had reassurance his son would go to Heaven to be with God. But, what reassurances do you have Saoirse? What reassurances do the Maidens have when they offer you as a sacrifice to the God of death?
The answer is simple.
None.
The Maidens are offering you up as a sacrifice Saoirse. The other Maidens know that I want Maiden blood, and they are giving you up as the burnt offering. You are their Isaac, but unlike Isaac, there will be no mercy for you. I am a vengeful God, more fire brimstone than even the Lord of the Old Testament. The Maidens have many sins to atone for, and a simple burnt offering in the form of Saoirse Maguire will not be enough.
There also will be no angel to swoop in and save you at the moment of death Saoirse. No RJ Mitchell, no Samantha Hamilton, no Eavan Maloney. No one and nothing of this Earth can save you from death, and I am the Death Dealer. I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end of Mile High Wrestling, and August twenty-second is your end.
I hop from the tailgate of my truck where I have been sitting and watching the fire. I stand with a smile on my face as I watch the roof of the burning building begin to collapse. As the roof begins to collapse, I focus on the large metal sign that hangs above the main entrance of the structure that reads “Shieldmaidens MC, Mount Diablo CA”.
Moving on is a simple thing
What it leaves behind is hard
You know the sleeping feel no more pain
And the living are scarred
A tout le monde
A tout mes amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
The Maidens like to claim that hell is empty, but I can assure you it is not. You Maidens know nothing of hell, but you all soon will. I crawled my way through hell, and now I’m going to make my way through the entire Shieldmaidens organization. Not just the ones in Mile High, but anyone who wears that patch on their back. That patch is just the same as wearing a target on your back in my eyes.
Saoirse, you get the privilege of being the first Maiden in Mile High to be offered up to me upon my return, but as you can you won’t be my first Maiden since return from the underworld.
Think about that Saoirse.
Think about what your so-called “sisters” are doing to you.
Everyone saw what I did to Tyke Index, and how easily I handed the Wild Hunt their asses, so why would they send you?
It’s not because they think you are the monster slayer. Your record as of late clearly indicates you aren’t. Multiple loses to Mark Wright, soundly defeated by Skrabz, and now they offer you up to me. Clearly, you have been scorched, clearly, you are burnt, and clearly, your sisters are offering you up as the burnt offering to try and appease me.
Your sisters know your best days are behind you, and they know that I am going to devour you and suck you into a deep, dark, abyss that you will never return from. This is the Shieldmaiden's opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. They get to put a Maiden in front of me and hope it quenches my blood lust, and they get to be rid of you.
That is what they are doing to you Saoirse, I know it is hard to believe because of who the truth is coming from, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is still the truth. You know the old cliches, like trimming the fat, dropping the dead weight, and that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. Saoirse, you have shown that you are the link. If you had bounced back from your multiple losses to Mad Dog with a win, or if you had only lost to Skrabz you may have an argument against it, but you have no legs to stand on.
No, Saoirse, you have shown time and time again that you are the weakest link of the Maidens, and now they are sacrificing you to me in an attempt to strengthen their ranks. In addition, through subtraction, by weeding out the weak the Maidens hope to become strong, and you are the weak Saoirse.
This plan the Maidens have though, will not work. Just like Saoirse’s attempts to win a match in Mile High, the plan will fail. You’ve had your day in the sun, and your fifteen minutes of fame Saoirse, and now it is time for you to spend eternity in the fire. I will deliver you there because I have come to bring death upon you and all of Mile High.
I need another hit, and pull the baggy from my pants pocket and load up the pipe. I begin to heat it and twist it, then put the stim to my lips in inhale deeply. I suck the smoke deep into my lungs and my head feels like it is lifting off of my shoulders as I look into the flames and feel at home.
So as you read this, know, my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile, smile when you think about me
My body's gone, that's all
Saoirse, I already know what you are going to say. You are going to call me a liar and say that I faked my death and that I didn’t really die. But oh, I assure you that I did die, I died and went to hell and there was nothing fake about it. I also know you are going to try and claim that this is all about some entrance music, and probably even call be a cry baby, but like always you are wrong. You’re wrong in assuming you know anything about me, and after Throw Down you’ll be DEAD WRONG, for thinking you can defeat me.
Saoirse, you haven’t defeated anyone since the season began, save a tag match where the other links held the chain together. And me, I have defeated death and the Devil himself… so what chance do you, or any of the Maidens think you can do to me?
I’ll tell you what you can do Saoirse.
Not a damn thing.
Except die.
And I am the death dealer.
I give an evil grin and look at the burning Shieldmaidens Clubhouse, and take another hit of my pipe as my brain fades away.
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
And I am the death dealer.
I give an evil grin and look at the burning Shieldmaidens Clubhouse, and take another hit of my pipe as my brain fades away.
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
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RINGSIDE
KC Floyd: Fans still filing in. This is going to be an amazing night for sure!
Ray Hudson: Yeah, I'm pretty pumped up. It's going to get loud tonight here inside the T-Mobile Arena.
KC Floyd: How you guys feeling about that God damn Rise of the Phoenix Tournament starting up tonight?
Robert Mack: Gabriel Ohio won the first one. I remember it like it was yesterday. As a matter of fact, the finals was 'Gabriel Ohio vs Leah Aguero'. And you see where those two are today.
Ray Hudson: Leah is the Ultimate Champion, and Gabriel Ohio just recently defeated Skrabz in arguably the biggest match at the last Spectacular.
RJ Smith: But neither of them are in this year's. So who do you think is winning this year's?
Robert Mack: I would like to see Crystal Zdunich pull it off. She had a rough start here, but I've heard a lot of good things about her in the wrestling business. I've heard a lot of bad things about her personally, but we're not worried about all that around here.
RJ Smith: Well you're not worried about it. You like those type of women.
Robert Mack: You know, it's not about all that, RJ. I know talent when I see talent. I think Crystal Zdunich can be really big in MHW if she really wants to. Tonight could be the start of that rise.
Ray Hudson: Well I'd like to see Psycho win the whole thing. I see something in her and I'm just waiting on that trigger to be pulled. She could possibly go on to become the biggest Shieldmaiden of all time.
KC Floyd: That's big words for Psycho. I think I might have to agree with you. Though after Talia Areano dethroned Bruiser and practically retired her from MHW, she might be the one who wins the whole thing herself.
Robert Mack: Either way, we're just getting Round One tonight. Let's take a look at that bracket...
Ray Hudson: And as was brought up, Bruiser was originally in this tournament. But she decided to leave MHW due to the new travel schedule, so newcomer "Princess" Brittany Williams is taking her spot tonight against Katrina "Hairicin" Knox.
KC Floyd: And of coarse the Hardcore Title will be on the line, so that makes it even more interesting.
RJ Smith: And Hairicin is going to murder that little girl.
KC Floyd: Well folks, we still got some action to happen right here on AMMO shortly. We will see Ripley return to the MHW ring. You don't want to miss it. We'll be right back with more AMMO as we countdown to MHW Game Over.
RINGSIDE
KC Floyd: Well we just keep getting closer and closer to the big special event. And as I said a moment ago, we even have a match to kickoff the night, right here on AMMO. And tonight's episode of AMMO is brought to you by Splat!
Ray Hudson: We are Splat! And tonight's match right here on AMMO will be "Ripley vesus “The Guvnor” Bobby Sutton".
Robert Mack: And as I said, it’s nice to have Ripley back home. I’m excited to see where he carries AMMO this season.
KC Floyd: But all the biggest matches are going to be live at God damn MHW Game Over. We’ve been talking about those matches throughout this broadcast. And one of the most talked about matches for tonight, if not THE most talked about match of the night, is that God damn Game Over Penetentiary.
Robert Mack: Yeah, I was drawing up the concept sometime back. But we as a company decided against it due to how expensive it was going to be. Of coarse, my wife made the announcement anyways during her two weeks of running MHW by herself.
RJ Smith: Well, why didn’t you just cancel it, Rob?
Robert Mack: It was too late. It had been announced. I couldn’t let all my fans down.
Ray Hudson: Your fans huh?
KC Floyd: It’s got some top names in there. Go ahead and tell us who you got for that sixth spot, Mr. Mack.
Robert Mack: No sir. We’re saving that surprise for tonight.
RJ Smith: A lot of fans are speculating that you signed Daniel Bryan, or even Bray Wyatt.
Robert Mack: Yeah, no. We like to make our own superstars, RJ.
RJ Smith: What about Ophelia “Widow” Blaque? Some speculate that the back and forth between you two recently on EFedder was just to throw people off before a possible return to MHW.
Robert Mack: I’m a big spokesperson for “never say never”, RJ. But I honestly don’t think we’d ever see her wrestling in MHW again. I’d welcome her with open arms if she wanted to. But it’s even deeper than her disliking of me. First of all, the woman is pregnant at the moment. Secondly, I don’t believe she plans on returning to wrestling at all. I think at this point she may have moved on with life.
Ray Hudson: So we know she’s not the sixth competitor.
KC Floyd: No hints?
Robert Mack: It’s not Widow. It’s not me. It’s not Wavy Crockett. That’s all my hints.
KC Floyd: Nice. Well let’s take a look back at the ending of MHW ThrowDown from two weeks ago…
The grimey base dripping Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" begins playing throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Skrabz!!!
Skrabz spreads his arms out, welcoming the boos from the Magness Arena for defeating their hero.
Reggie Carter: El Diablo Blanco almost has no quit in him. He has the heart of a champion.
Steve McLarson: Don't tell me after watching that, you still think he might win the Ultimate Championship in two weeks?
Reggie Carter: I think he can do it.
Steve McLarson: He just lost! He lost, Reggie. How do you think he's going to beat the Champion in two weeks?
Reggie Carter: I can't wait until he beats Leah, just so I can laugh in your face. I can't wait until he dethrones your precious queen. It's going to be the feel good moment of the year.
Steve McLarson: You're an idiot, Reggie. An absolute idi...
All of a sudden, the lights go out.
Reggie Carter: I hope people can't find the light switches in the other arenas when we go on tour...
Steve McLarson: What the heck is going on here now?
When they come back on, Gabriel Ohio is standing in the ring, staring a hole through Skrabz, who is facing the stage area. The fans are jumping out of their seats.
Reggie Carter: Oh shit!
Steve McLarson: He already defeated Skrabz. Why is he here again? Leave well enough alone, Gabriel.
Skrabz slowly turns around, already knowing what's behind him and looks unimpressed. He steps forward and just as he does, "Mad Dog" Mark Wright comes sliding in from the side, slightly behind Skrabz and drops him the Wright Way!!!
Reggie Carter: Oh shit!!
Steve McLarson: Oh, I didn't see that coming.
Reggie Carter: Mad Dog giving Skrabz his receipt from two weeks ago.
Steve McLarson: All three of these men will be inside that Game Over Penitentiary in two weeks.
Mad Dog gets to his feet and looks directly into Gabriel Ohio's eyes, with fire. Gabriel Ohio looks annoyed by Mad Dog's interruption.
Reggie Carter: Uh oh...
Steve McLarson: This will be an interesting fight.
Reggie Carter: Interesting fact; Gabriel Ohio was the last ThrowDown Champion of Season Two. Mad Dog is obviously the current Champion.
Steve McLarson: It looks like they are about to ThrowDown!
The two soon come to blows and the crowd is going nuts. Skrabz has rolled out of the ring to the outside. Some boos can suddenly be heard. The next thing you know, The Purge has slid into the ring.
Reggie Carter: Haven't they beat up enough people tonight?! Geez! They're burying everyone in MHW!
Steve McLarson: Well this isn't the Kirigawas, The Cross, or the AMMO team. This is some top guys. Let's see how they match up to them.
Zombie starts attacking Ohio and Hairicin starts attacking Mad Dog. The fans are booing loudly at The Purge. But then Ohio and Mad Dog start fighting back and the fans begin cheering.
Reggie Carter: Well Zombie is a Hall of Famer here for a reason.
Steve McLarson: Well she better start showing it, because look what's happening.
Reggie Carter: Well of course they're a lot tougher than the others that Purge took out earlier. But The Purge can still handle themselves I'm sure.
Mad Dog drops Hairicin the Wright Way!!!
Steve McLarson: Mad Dog just dropped the Hardcore Champion. Is he going to pin her?
Reggie Carter: He's thinking about it, I think!
Ohio throws Zombie over the top rope. As he turns around, Mad Dog goes to drop him the Wright Way, but Ohio pushes him away. Mad Dog spins back around and Ohio lifts him up for the Fall From Grace!!!
Steve McLarson: He should've went for that Hardcore Title...
Right after Ohio drops Mad Dog, the fans are going nuts, and that's when Ohio notices Bullet standing in the middle of the ring, staring him down.
Reggie Carter: Oh boy! Gabriel Ohio was just talking about how he never had a one on one match with Bullet.
Steve McLarson: He hasn't? Maybe he wants that pretty Phoenix Title.
Reggie Carter: Well in two weeks, both these superstars have a chance at becoming Number One Contender to the Ultimate Title.
Ohio gives Bullet a smirk and starts telling her something that we can't hear over the loud fans.
Steve McLarson: Are they going to fight, or are they going to talk about it?
Ohio makes a different face and Bullet immediately turns around knowing someone is behind her. Skrabz drops her with a Mic Check!!!
Reggie Carter: Skrabz is back up! Mic Check!!
Steve McLarson: Oh man! We're right back where we started...
Skrabz slowly approaches Ohio, talking trash all the way towards him, as Ohio slightly laughs.
Reggie Carter: And unfortunately we are out of time here on Splat!
Steve McLarson: You're telling me the fans at home aren't going to be able to see what happens next?
Reggie Carter: Tune into Splat! in two weeks to see who is going to survive Game Over Penitentiary, and so much more at MHW Game Over in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Ray Hudson: So what happened after ThrowDown went off the air, Rob?
Robert Mack: Skrabz and Gabriel Ohio fought until security broke them up.
RJ Smith: And when you say security, you mean a bunch of girl referees?
Robert Mack: Well yeah. And some other people helped out. We got them broke up, RJ. Maybe next time I’ll send your snappy ass out there when we need a fight broke up.
RJ Smith: I’d rather see people fight.
KC Floyd: Well who do you guys got for this match? I think I’m rooting for the good ol Mad Dog. I think it’s his time.
RJ Smith: Zombie is going to shock all of y’all. The rest of Season Three belongs to The Purge.
Ray Hudson: I know the fans voted Gabriel Ohio, but I’m confidently going with Skrabz. It’s due time for him to get his shot. Skrabz will get his belt back real soon.
Robert Mack: I got Gabriel Ohio. Skrabz is still the GOAT of MHW. I can’t take that away from him. And we all know he has lost before. Five times, as a matter of fact. Three of those losses were actually one on one matches. But the difference between his loss to Gabriel Ohio, and his losses to Bullet and Azurine Vebbins is that he came back and defeated Bullet and Azurine Vebbins. It didn’t stop his momentum. Gabriel Ohio is going to eliminate Skrabz tonight. Gabriel Ohio, unlike Skrabz, tried his hand at another wrestling company while MHW was out. I feel like he used EWC as a training ground for if MHW ever came back. Gabriel Ohio was a force to be reckoned with in Season Two, but now? Gabriel Ohio is an unstoppable monster. The era of Skrabz can’t happen as long as Gabriel Ohio is lurking in the shadows keeping Skrabz from that glory. This is Ohio’s time. Gabriel Ohio survives Game Over Penetentiary tonight. Hands down.
Ray Hudson: Wow. Okay.
KC Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, we will be right back with more AMMO. And coming up next we will see Ripley’s return to the MHW ring, as he goes one on one with The Guvnor. That’s next!
RINGSIDE
The iconic drum solo from "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins sounds out from the arena speakers.
KC Floyd: It's time for some God damn action!
RJ Smith: The Guvnor is about to welcome Ripley back in the right way.
“The Guvnor” Bobby Sutton walks out from the back wearing black wrestling boots and black suit pants held up by black suspenders over a white vest, which is tucked into his suit pants.
“I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, (Oh lord)”
Kris Christopher: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Mile End, London... weighing in at 185 pounds..... "The Guvnor" Bobby Sutton!!!
The Guvnor pauses on the ramp to crack his neck, then cracks each of his fingers as he walks to the ring.
“I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, (Oh lord)
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh lord”
At ringside The Guvnor walks up the steps, slaps his face once with each hand, then climbs between the ropes. Then he paces around the ring, slapping himself on the face and chest, psyching himself up for the match ahead.
“I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, (Oh lord, Oh lord)”
As the music fades out The Guvnor takes his place in the corner of the ring.
KC Floyd: Well Guvnor here has been garnering a fan base around here, even though he is 0 and 2.
RJ Smith: Because he's the coolest old guy in MHW.
Robert Mack: And talking about that, it trips me out how people keep bringing up his age like that's a problem. Did everyone forget who our first MHW Champion was?
Ray Hudson: "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton.
Robert Mack: That's right, Ray.
The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entranceway and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. "Redneck Stomp" by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black and blue unbuttoned plaid shirt, black wrestling tights, and black boots.
Kris Christopher: And his opponent... from Brooksville, Florida... weighing in at 220 pounds..... Ripley!!!
Ripley stands at the top of the entrance ramp for a moment while looking around at the fans then heads for the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he takes time to slap the hands of a few fans.
KC Floyd: Ripley is a former MHW Tag Team Champion. He is the very first MHW AMMO TV Champion. He is a God damn Hall of Famer here in MHW.
RJ Smith: And The Guvnor is about to whoop his ass.
Ray Hudson: I'm actually really interested in this match-up. I feel like their could've been a better build up for it.
Once Ripley reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.
Robert Mack: Ripley has been a very special part of MHW. I'm thankful to have him back home. Mile High AMMO is about to get real interesting. I can see Ripley doing what Bruiser couldn't.
Ray Hudson: Leave Bruiser alone, Rob.
RJ Smith: You sound like Chris Crocker, Ray.
In the ring Ripley paces around then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans, he points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down, takes off his shirt and tosses it to ringside before squatting down in one of the corners of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.
Match Official: Neisha Whitehead
Ripley
vs
"The Guvnor" Bobby Sutton
The T-Mobile Arena is just about filled up and those inside are loud and ready for an awesome night. Ripley and Guvnor circle the ring ready to lock up and get this started.
Both superstars lock up and it's a test of strength. Ripley maneuvers and takes Guvnor down with a neckbreaker. Ripley gets to his feet and stretches his own neck around before the fans break out with a "You Still Got It!" chant.
Guvnor is starting to get up, so Ripley goes to get him and quickly Guvnor takes Ripley down and starts trying to put him into the Boston crab. But Ripley fights his way out.
Guvnor is quickly still on him as he starts kicking and stomping away at Ripley's ankle. The ref is trying to push Guvnor away as Ripley reaches the ropes and Guvnor sends a knee drop into Ripley's ankle.
Ripley starts to get up and Guvnor is on him, helping get him to his feet faster, but Ripley sends a European uppercut into Guvnor. Guvnor sends a nice hard right, sending Ripley tumbling backwards into the ropes and Ripley comes springing back with a rebound clothesline.
Ripley gets to his feet and then comes down onto Guvnor with a standing elbow drop. And then Ripley is on top of Guvnor with some mounted punches.
The match continued to be evenly matched, and the fans were into it for the short time they got it. Ripley showed a little ring rust, and Guvnor would capitalize on that a few times.
In the end, Ripley took Guvnor out with that all too familiar Mark of Failure!!!
Ripley hooked the leg!
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Ripley
vs
"The Guvnor" Bobby Sutton
The T-Mobile Arena is just about filled up and those inside are loud and ready for an awesome night. Ripley and Guvnor circle the ring ready to lock up and get this started.
Both superstars lock up and it's a test of strength. Ripley maneuvers and takes Guvnor down with a neckbreaker. Ripley gets to his feet and stretches his own neck around before the fans break out with a "You Still Got It!" chant.
Guvnor is starting to get up, so Ripley goes to get him and quickly Guvnor takes Ripley down and starts trying to put him into the Boston crab. But Ripley fights his way out.
Guvnor is quickly still on him as he starts kicking and stomping away at Ripley's ankle. The ref is trying to push Guvnor away as Ripley reaches the ropes and Guvnor sends a knee drop into Ripley's ankle.
Ripley starts to get up and Guvnor is on him, helping get him to his feet faster, but Ripley sends a European uppercut into Guvnor. Guvnor sends a nice hard right, sending Ripley tumbling backwards into the ropes and Ripley comes springing back with a rebound clothesline.
Ripley gets to his feet and then comes down onto Guvnor with a standing elbow drop. And then Ripley is on top of Guvnor with some mounted punches.
The match continued to be evenly matched, and the fans were into it for the short time they got it. Ripley showed a little ring rust, and Guvnor would capitalize on that a few times.
In the end, Ripley took Guvnor out with that all too familiar Mark of Failure!!!
Ripley hooked the leg!
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
Ripley
Match Length: 03:55
"Redneck Stomp" by Obituary begins playing throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... Ripley!!!
Ripley celebrates his win in the ring in front of cheering fans.
KC Floyd: Ripley is back!
RJ Smith: The Guvnor gave him a fight though.
Robert Mack: That's without a doubt.
Ray Hudson: In the end, Ripley came out on top, and we're all looking forward to what he does during this run in MHW.
KC Floyd: We'll be right back with the rest of AMMO, as we draw closer to MHW Game Over.
RINGSIDE
KC Floyd: We are really God damn close guys!
Ray Hudson: Oh, it's about to go DOWN!
RJ Smith: You guys are such nerds...
Ray Hudson: Haters gon hate...
KC Floyd: Looks guys, how about the main event tonight? This match is going to be special.
Robert Mack: It really is. And it's almost three months in the making. The Mile High Club has been anticipating this moment.
Ray Hudson: El Diablo Blanco was disrespected by "War Queen" Leah Aguero. In the worse way. And he took it like a champion. But we...
RJ Smith: Look... I like El Diablo Blanco. I think he's hilarious and cool as shit. But when it comes to this wrestling business, he's not ready for this level. Fuck all that respect shit. El Diablo Blanco got disrespected. And if he's not coming to Las Vegas tonight to slap the shit out of Leah Aguero, he needs to just stay his super positive ass home.
KC Floyd: Well see, that's why you're always grumpy, RJ. You're not a positive person. El Diablo Blanco is a super positive person, yes. But when that bell rings he will do whatever it takes to win. Stop letting his energy on the mic distract you from what he does in that ring. It took Skrabz a lot to defeat El D two weeks ago. El D went to war with Mad Dog and came out with the victory. He is already a former Phoenix Champion. Let's not forget what he did to Jackie Layton to get that belt. Stop counting El D out because he's goofy on the mic. This man is the definition of hardcore when he gets in that ring.
Robert Mack: I agree. El D is one of the toughest superstars to ever grace the MHW ring. He loves to have fun, he loves to goof around, he has a very loving energy. But when the bell rings, he has more than proved he is a legend in the making.
RJ Smith: I'm not changing my mind. And I'm not discrediting him as far as how many matches he's won or almost won. I'm just saying all those past matches don't matter, except maybe one. And that's the match he had with the War Queen already. And he lost that match. There's some tough ass people here in MHW, but no one is tougher than the War Queen right now. It's why she's the Ultimate Champion. El D definately has a great energy. But he's not Ultimate Champion material.
KC Floyd: You're crazy, RJ. But let's take a look back at what started this story off between the War Queen and El Diablo Blanco.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... "War Queen" Leah Aguero!!!
Leah's music fades out as she circles El D, mocking him. You can hear her telling him he will kiss the boot of the Queen. The fans are booing loudly.
Reggie Carter: What's going on here?
Steve McLarson: I believe she just told El Diablo Blanco that he's going to kiss her boot.
Reggie Carter: She knocked him out! How in the hell is he going to kiss her boot? Besides, she's not even a real Queen. She needs to get over herself!
Steve McLarson: She believes she is the Queen of MHW. And rightfully so, Reggie.
Leah bends over and grabs El D by the hair on his mask, planting one of her boots right in front of his face. The boos grow louder.
Reggie Carter: Don't even think about it, Leah! That is just tasteless! I am disgusted by our Ultimate Champion!
Steve McLarson: Sounds like all the fans here tonight are too.
Leah forces El D's mouth onto her boot, making him kiss the Queen's boot, just like she said he would. The boos have become deafening.
Reggie Carter: This is disgusting! So disrespectful!!
An "Ass-Hole!" chant breaks out very loudly. Leah rolls out of the ring and digs underneath.
Steve McLarson: You want to talk "disrespectful"? There are children in the crowd tonight and these grown people are cussing loudly in front of all of them.
Reggie Carter: Oh shut up, Steve! Leah is without a doubt an asshole! She deserves it! What the hell is she looking for?
Steve McLarson: I hope you don't have kids, Reggie. And nevermind, some of the kids are chanting it too... this is sickening! Learn how to raise your children people!
Leah rolls back into the ring with a pair of scissors. The fans are booing again, and it just seems like the whole arena is vibrating from the noise.
Reggie Carter: Oh my goodness! What the hell is she about to do with those?!
Steve McLarson: My ears are ringing. These fans are loud as hell!
Leah reaches under El D's chin and lifts his head once more. Leah then cuts a piece of hair off of El D's mask, and the fans literally start throwing objects into the ring. Drinks, nachos, hot dogs, beer cans, among other things are flooding the ring.
Reggie Carter: I can not believe she just did that!!!
Steve McLarson: I can not believe these fans are wasting all of their food and drinks. And disrespecting our show like that! Security, kick them all out!
Reggie Carter: They're mad! And rightfully so! Their favorite wrestler has been disrespected badly. I can not believe our Ultimate Champion!
Steve McLarson: Maybe they need to bow before her!
Reggie Carter: Steve, you are a horrible human being! And so is Leah Aguero!!
Leah just continues smiling, as she holds the mask hair up high like a souvenir. She drops the scissors and raises her middle finger with that hand while food, drink, and other objects rain down on her.
Ray Hudson: How can you not want to see El D win the Ultimate Championship tonight, RJ? How can you not want to see him dethrone the Queen?
RJ Smith: I never said I didn't. I only said he's not going to. He's not ready for this level.
Ray Hudson: What the hell is "this level"? I know the event is called Game Over, but this isn't a video game, RJ. This is really life. There aren't levels.
RJ Smith: See, you're the one that's stupid, Ray.
KC Floyd: It's going to be a God damn slobberknocker. That's for damn sure.
Robert Mack: It is. I'm so blessed to have this LEVEL of competition here in MHW. Game Over isn't going to be a game over for MHW. But it is going to be an amazing event, and you damn sure don't want to miss it.
KC Floyd: Folks, don't touch that dial! MHW Game Over is next...
Ray Hudson: Right here on Splat!
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