Skrabal's Motel Room
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
September 19th 2021
2:05AM
The scene opens on what seems to be a smoke filled abyss. Slowly the smoke disperses, a seated figure becomes clear, broad shoulders, head held high, a silhouette of pure pride encased in a shroud of milky white. The smoke clears further, bloodshot eyes, a smug smile of self satisfaction. The Number One Contender to the Mile High Wrestling Ultimate Championship, Skrabal Stanzas, stares deep into the camera.
He lifts a joint to his mouth and inhales deeply. He exhales loudly, the smoke expanding from his lungs and spreading out, adding to the haze already present in the cramped room.
"When it came to the trends... They played by the book, I smashed the system!
When it came to the pen... I stayed off the hook, they lacked conviction!"
He lets his words hang as he slowly continues smoking his joint.
"Ya nah... Ya nah I was sittin' in back a that Tee Mobile arena, feet up, sweat on my brow an' blood on my lip, bottle in hand.... An' I had my eyes fixed to the screen for that main event ting, Leah Aguero, El Dablo Blanco, Mi' High Ultimate title pon the line... El Diablo Blanco fightin' against doctors advice for the biggest prize in the game. That be some fairytale shit fam for real, imagine the feal good factor if he'd caught the dub too, yeah it be real good to think about... That be all it is though, suttin' to think about. Coz his hopes an' dreams come crashin' down like Jansen Myrrh done give 'em a shove..."
He shakes his head and rapidly exhales a small amount of air from his nose, like the beginnings of a laugh, as if this is funny to him.
"For real that be a poor look fam... Yeah I be talkin to you innit, Leah. I left you nuttin' but scraps, nuttin' but bones to make stock wit' an' some how you done made the shit into a three course meal. If the tenderisin' I done give him weren't enough your lil' Punch an' Judy there done thrown him down a set a steps. The man weren't fit to compete, if you ask me I'mma tell you he ain't ever been fit to compete since they dug him up outta those back yards but I digress innit... Still he done dragged himself out there, against medical advice... Shit, I can't even fault the hustle in him... He walked out wit' a brace on his neck an' a limp in his step an' you...
He looks at the camera, his face expressionless.
"Fam you still couldn't get the shit done on your ones... "
He shakes his head.
"Are you for real blad?... It get worse though, coz you couldn't even get the shit done wit' ya lil' puppets there given you a helpin' hand. Like, come on fam... is you serious?"
He pauses, his eyes locked on the camera as his briefly considers the question.
"Nah, you can't be serious."
A flash of incredulity crosses his face, quickly replaced by disgust.
"I ain't ever been one for given' 'em warnin's, man like Skrabz say what he got to say however he feel to say it an' he ain't give a fuck for your feelin's. On the real though, I can't say what I be about to say wit'out given you time to mute the shit if you got a weak stomach, coz I be about to say some sickenin' shit...."
He pauses, the look of disgust returns to his face.
"El Diablo Blanco had the big strap won..."
His face screws up instinctively, as if the words themselves taste bad.
"I swear to god fam, a fouler sentence ain't ever passed these lips but the shit be true. The ting was his for the takin', it was goin' out around his wai... over his shoulder, or maybe around that neck a his, tucked right up there under that double chin... But then up pops Jensen Myrrh, I guess the ol' wannabe saviour a Mi' High done finally found her place as the saviour a The Queendom... How the mighty done fallen fam, shake my head."
He actually said that, and then shook his head.
"After all that talk over all those years I be offended that this be the kinda bullshit that follow me... Man was out here pullin' double duty, duel wieldin', fightin' on two fronts wit' my back to the wall an' still I come out swingin' e'ry time. I talked the talk, walked the walk an' run the game while you talk game then run go hide behind somebody else... If you ask me anyone out here wit' a shred a respect for the grind should be beggin' me to take that strap back."
He pauses momentarily, his face a mask of determination.
"Well they ain't gotta beg fam... An' you can run go hide behind anybody you want coz come Black Magic I'mma find you, straight an' simple!"
His brow narrows as his sets his gaze on the camera.
"Coz you know who I be, right?"
"Man Like Skrabz."
"An' you know what I be, right?"
"Number One Contender."
"Yeah.. the ting they feared the most"
He pauses and takes another deep toke on his joint.
"It be a few years since ya heard those words said together innit. Last time ya heard 'em the Bossman jus' done pointed his finger at me an' hoped man'd prove his worth... I ain't have to remind you how that turned out. Still that shit always been a prollem for 'em though, wit' they constant gassin' an' chattin' about chosen one this an' that... It's what they said fam, they were right too jus' not in the way they thought it. Truth is I still be the chosen one, coz I chose myself from the start. But shit somebody had too, coz half of 'em out here can't vouch for they own selves let alone someone else..."
"An' All I got in life is my name an' a rep
So I'mma rep my name to the death"
"That's way I told 'em all from way back, twenty eighteen days, man like Skrabz ain't here for nuttin' but the big strap. I came in sayin' it loud an' clear an' I stay sayin' it till this day coz the way I look it... If you ain't think you the shit then ya prolly ain't shit..."
"You ain't aimin' for the top? Won't get off the floor!
You ain't aimin' for the top? Fam I think that's a flaw!"
"So I done made my intentions clear from the start an' strived e'ry day to make 'em reality. Ting is it ain't matter how long I held down it or how many times I done raised it up to the sky they still kept on wit' that same shit... Coz the Bossman gimme one shot, one time... They forget that e'ryting that happen after that been up to me... But shit, that was a long time ago, an' tings be dif'rent this time around. This time around ain't no been Bossman givin' man a shot, nah. This time around man like Skrabz had to earn it in what some of 'em a tell ya was the toughest number one contenders match in the history a Mi' High... I mean shit, of course it was fam, man like Skrabz ain't been in the others."
He laughs arrogantly before continuing.
"Nah, I'm jus' fuckin' witchu. For real that be the hardest nights work I ever done..."
He sets his confident stare directly on the camera.
"Until the nex' one."
He laughs again, more arrogant than before.
"Nah, but for real though... I stood there, ten toes down pon the canvas when the bell rung to start the ting an' I was layin' right there breathin' heavy when the bell rung to end it. One by one man like Skabz watched 'em enter the ring an' one by one I watched 'em all walk to the back wit' they heads down. Weren't no early release either, nah fam I served my time, any longer an' it may as well be a death row ting coz for twenty seven minutes I fought like my life was pon the line an' if you ask my I'mma tell you it was... Coz if I ain't walk outta that match wit' the dub, if I ain't walk outta that match as the number one contender for the Mi' High Ultimate Championship then you may as well a shot me dead. Coz while some of 'em live for the spot light man like Skrabz ain't live for nuttin' but the big strap, if you ask me I'mma tell you there ain't nuttin' more important in the world. On Skrabzlows hierarchy a needs I put the ting right up there above beer, pussy an' weed, ya feel me?... So I did what I had to do, to get where I need to be, to get the ting I need the most..."
He leans down the side of the sofa for a bottle of beer from his ever present box of beer.
"So what they gonna say come Black Magic when man like Skrabz stands right there in that ring and raises the strap higher than he ever raised it before? What gonna be they excuse then?"
He twists the lid off the bottle and throws it on the floor.
"Shit, I can't wait to hear it fam so I'mma be listenin', but then I always been listenin' anyway."
He takes a good long drink of beer.
"Ting is when you listen a lot you bound to hear suttin' you ain't like eventually. You be bound to hear a ting or two that get you feelin' suttin', usually ain't nuttin' good either. Shit, not too long ago man like Skrabz done heard himself a ting or two that made him feel suttin, weren't nuttin good either."
He takes another long drink from the bottle.
"What I heard though?"
He shakes his head.
"The bossman, live pon the Ammo ting, sittin' at the table talkin' like they known to do when they sittin' at the table."
He finsihes his beer.
"What he say though?"
He shakes his head and drops the empty bottle on the floor.
"This an' that, chattin' gas on how Ohio was about to be the one to survive the pen followed up wit' some nonsense about him destroyin' man like Skrabz along wit' some foolishness about Ohio's time spent elsewhere, how he used it to train for Mi' High an' blah blah blah... Yeah that's right fam, he put in work while I didn't. When man like Skrabz was back there in London, layin' low, man like Ohio was out there in XWD or PCT or EC whatever the fuck, shit a lot of 'em were. But bossman you said it yourself fam, man like Skrabz be the goat a Mi' High, so whatchu want me go be the goat a somewhere else or suttin?... Coz the shit can be arranged fam. I mean look it, you already issued the challenge a while back an' ain't nobody come so I'mma tell you what, you point 'em out, you tell me where you want me to go... You name 'em an' shame 'em, an' man like Skrabz'll go right on over an' maim 'em, coz I does this fam! Whenever an' wherever, an' you should count yaself lucky I done chose to do it here, standard!"
He laughs arrogantly.
"Nah, I'm just fuckin' witchu, kinda..."
He laughs again, slightly, then lifts his joint back to his mouth and relights it. He sits for a few moments smoking his joint, then a few more, the time continues passing and before long he's lighting a fresh joint. After a deep, deep toke, he finally continues.
"But shit, Madison Square Garden... That be an arena wit' history in this bidness, some a the greats done worked their trade in that buildin'. The place been host to some a the biggest moments in wrestlin' history. The kinda shit that give 'em goosebumps, the kinda shit get 'em all up in their nostalgia, the kinda shit that man like Skrabz couldn't give a shit about. It jus' a buildin' innit, but when Throwdown come we gonna see the current biggest question in Mi' High answered right there, in that there Madison Square Garden. It be a question that e'ry neek in the seats been askin', it been on the typin' fingers a e'ry lil twitter nerd out there... But what's the question..."
He looks at the camera, his face straight, his expression giving nothing way.
"The question is can he do it...
He pauses, a glimpse of... nervousness flashes across his face.
"Can he overcome the odds.."
He looks left to right, appearing to be on edge. The look of nervousness returns intensified.
"Can he rise to the challenge."
He scans the room, the look of nervousness ramped up to ridiculous levels. He sets his eyes on the camera. The nervousness vanishes.
"Can Gabriel Ohio beat man like Skrabz again..."
A bold look smugness descends over his face. He laughs, louder and even more arrogantly than earlier. He takes a few deep tokes on his joint before continuing.
"It's a fucked up question, innit? Furthermore the fan survey vibe says nah, you can't do it... It's a fucked up answer innit. Coz you the big bad Gabriel Ohio, an' lets be real fam ya done tings to me that ain't nobody done before but still it ain't instil no confidence in 'em, they havin' doubts aboutchu an' I can't blame 'em, not after you let that Trauma out last time an' I ain't talkin' about the physical scars you opened up, nah lets talk about the mental ones, coz on the real I jus' ain't gettin' it... "
He shakes his head, takes a toke on his joint, and then shakes his head some more.
"Believe me fam I tried picture the scene, tried puttin' myself in your shoes an' I just ain't seein' myself makin' the same choices. Look it, you off out there doin' whatever you do on your day off, hangin' around in graveyards playin' piano or chillin' out on a park bench blood lettin' or suttin', an' you get the news that it's you an' five others. You find out about the Penitentiary ting, shot at the big strap pon the line.. Now it be real clear when I got the news I did what I do, put my head down an' got to work butchu did suttin' dif'rent. You got the news an' you thought to yourself that it be the perfect time to tell e'rybody about the abuse ya suffered an how ya ma an' ya sister been killed an' fam... What the fuck?... An' what the fuck is it witchu oversharers anyway?.. Go get yaself a therapist or some drugs or suttin'... I dunno, jus' keep that shit the fuck away from work an' maybe your work a start payin' off for ya...
He takes a few rapid tokes on his joint then reaches for another bottle of beer.
"But shit, you got some real abandonment issues innit, seems you even feel a lil suttin' coz man like Skrabz ain't come runnin' back to you after the last time. Fam, I had bigger tings to do innit, I had to go get my tings in order before I could come back to fuck yours up. Don't worry though blad, big daddy Skrabz is back now an' he got a real treat for ya."
He laughs again then takes another drink from the bottle.
"Oh but I shouldn't say it right, not wit the jest at least. Coz you the man that shushed my hype, right? Nah, sound like it still buzzin' to me fam, the knob been turned down pon yours though an' I'm about to silence it for it good."
He places the joint in his mouth then mimes turning down a dial as he inhales.
"I has too fam... I has too. Yeah it be all fun an' games when I sit here an mock 'em but I has to beat you fam. So when that bell rings you better let out a lil' more a that trauma you got bottled up inside an' fight me like I'm ya daddy coz I'mma fuck you up like he did ya family unit. Coz it be anyting goes, last man standin' an' they gonna say it go in your favour but I'mma keep knockin' you down' till you can't get up an' ain't nuttin' you can do to stop me. You already half beat... Yeah, it be a real shame you ain't been able to keep a lid pon your emotional state. Honestly the shit couldn't a come at a worst time for ya. I mean there you were fam, right on the edge, ready set to be the nex' one up after you caught me lackin' back at Spectacular Three but nah, I guess the stress done gotchu already. Yeah it ain't easy fam, coz when they start lookin atchu, when they start talkin' aboutchu, the pressure start moutin' wit' a quickness. You ain't even get to the start hatin' on you stage an' you already cracked. Well don't worry fam, I'mma take it from here."
He locks his eyes on the camera, determination and confidence mingling on his face.
"But shit, they prolly gonna tell me I be over confident. I'mma tell 'em nah, I be over confidence. Man like Skrabz operatin' on a whole 'nother level a surety."
He takes a slow toke on his joint, his arrogant stare no moving from the cameras lens.
"Coz see I be the number one contender... An' I be the number one contender..."
He nods his head slowly, his eyes still maintaining contact with the camera.
"An' those be two dif'rent statements for real."
He leans back on the sofa. The sound of high heels on cheep flooring echoes through the background, approaching the camera from out of shot. Skrabal exhales a cloud of smoke towards to the camera and half a second later the video ends.