Psycho vs Princess

Off-Camera

Thursday, September 16, 2021
Common Room
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
9:12 AM CDT




It was a strange feeling, having this meeting in the Shieldmaidens Clubhouse. Usually, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire would be holding a meeting about business at her fight venus, the Barn, in the office at the aforementioned venus in Belle Chasse.

However, Hurricane Ida had decided a change of plans would be necessary.

Today, she sits in the common room of the clubhouse with her fellow Shieldmaidens, Kerry “King” Romero and Jocelyn “Tibs” Thibault, each hoping this will not be a permanent set-up.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: So, how we bae doin’ wit th’ Barn?

King smiles.

Kerry "King" Romero: It’s been inspected and everything’s good. We can get back to things next week if we can find enough fighters ready to go on that notice.

Psycho nods, visibly pleased to hear this.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: When bae th’ time Doc bae comin’?

Tibs starts to look through her papers.

Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: I’ll have to get with Goldie on that but I think we were scheduled to pay for him next week too.

Psycho nods firmly.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye bae makin’ certain he bae all set, aye? We kinna bae losin’ a Doctor K fight.

King frowns.

Kerry "King" Romero: Is he really that much of a crowd pleaser?

Psycho nods emphatically.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, an’ th’ action we bae gettin’ on whot he bae doin’ in that fight will bae massive. Paeple bae bettin’ on which round th’ knockout bae comin’, how fast, an’ damn naer ennithin else we kin bae tinkin’ up fer it!

Tibs can’t help but smile at that thought.

Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: I’ll start thinking up parlays just for that one.

Psycho nods and King frowns.

Kerry "King" Romero: Do we have somebody we can put him in with like that?

Psycho shrugs.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: No one we tink is actually worth any money. We pick someone we know kin bae putin’ up a fight but we know likes tae mix it up more than he should.

King nods, visibly thinking this one over.

Kerry "King" Romero: So, like that Mookie guy?

Psycho smiles and nods, her eyes widening in anticipation.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, Lass, he’d bae perfect! He’d put up a good fight but bae likely tae walk intae one an’ wit Doc…

Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Spectacular?

Psycho nods knowingly.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, we put enough crowd plaesers around him, it’ll bae our biggest night ever!

King thinks this over and then nods.

Kerry "King" Romero: What if we put those two wannabes from the Garden District in with Doomsday and Devastator?

Psycho snickers.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I would say we have tree fights tha paeple would bet on rather heavily.

King nods, writing these down quickly.

Kerry "King" Romero: We let Shadow take one and maybe those girls from across town. They usually do pretty well for us.

Psycho nods.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Aye, we add a parlay for multiple of these fights, possibly even how many knockouts there will be and turn them loose!

Tibs nods her agreement.

Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: That Russian guy’s been calling for several months, maybe we can put him on too?

This time, it’s King’s turn to nod in agreement.

Kerry "King" Romero: That always draws a crowd. The Russians show out to support their own and they almost always bet heavily on their guys too.

Psycho nods.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Start makin’ th’ calls an’ find out who bae available fer tha night. Make sure we bae havin’ Doc first an’ then fill in around him.

King nods.

Kerry "King" Romero: Will do.

Tibs frowns momentarily.

Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: Are we looking at a bigger outlay on this one?

Psycho shrugs.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: If we bae gettin’ everyone?

She pauses and considers things as they sit.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: We might bae, aye.

Tibs nods.

Jocelyn "Tibs" Thibault: So I’ll have to talk to Goldie about that if we do. He’ll wanna make sure the Dragons are in on that action, especially if two of their own are gonna be main attractions alongside Doctor K.

King glances at her card.

Kerry "King" Romero: I think we need to target one more fight.

Psycho ponders this question.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ozzie?

King’s eyes go wide.

Kerry "King" Romero: I thought you said be careful with that one?

Psycho shrugs.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: We bae talkin’ ‘bout an undercard spot, not hopin’ tae build an entire card around him.

King nods back in response.

Kerry "King" Romero: Ok, I’ll call him too and see if he’s up for it.

Psycho smirks.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Let’s bae gettin’ this one, Aye? This bae th’ one we baen waitin’ fer!

King and Tibs nod and dash off to make the arrangements while Psycho remains at the table, unable to stop herself from grinning.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: This is gonna bae good!





On-Camera

Friday, September 17, 2021
Warehouse Gym
Shieldmaidens Clubhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
4:01 PM CDT




The camera opens on “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire standing, rubbing her hands together, the camera taking in the view and seeing Psycho wearing a black Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt under her Shieldmaiden’s kutte, along with her black tactical pants, black tactical boots and her mohawk flying high for the world to see.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Th’ feckin’ Princess is me first match on whot used tae bae me wife’s personal playground o’ a show in Ammo, yeah?

She stares forward into the camera and then nods almost sadly.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ I bae welcomed by th’ most overrated, overhyped…

Her hand holds in midair as if the words coming to her mind are simply not strong enough indictments to give breath to. The hand falls and almost slaps against Psycho’s thigh.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Whot have ye actually done, Lass?

Psycho looks into the camera, cocking her head to the right.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Every comp’ny we have ever saen ye enter, bae it SRW, SCU, SCW, WWA, WWR, whoever else, ye have come in, told th’ world ye would bae th’ greatest ting ever. Ye have then traded water until ye complained yer way out o’ th’ place an’ jess left everyone standin’ there wonderin’ whot had we jes baen forced tae witness?

She shakes her head in mild bewilderment.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: In a pair o’ those places, ye showed up wit yer wife an’ bae tellin’ us all tae look out fer tha tag taem tha would dominate…

Her expression goes from one of bewilderment to disgust.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ then yer wife ended up alone, winnin’ championships by herself while ye were nowhere tae bae found because th’ comp’ny dinna bae jess handin’ ye whatever ye wanted right off!

Psycho’s glare almost melts the camera with its heat.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye’ve baen such an entitled little gobshite tha no one aeven bae rememberin’ ye were in half those places!

She raises her right hand, pointer finger extended up.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I hate tae bae th’ one tae break it tae ye fer, no doubt, the millionth time…

She pauses and then nods hopefully.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Who knows, maybae ye’ll aeven pay attention an’ haer it this time…

Rolling her eyes, Psycho crosses her arms across her chest.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Yer Da doesnay matter when it comes tae wrestlin’ an’ ye Ma’s name isnay whot ye bae tinkin’ it is!

She nods sarcastically.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: I know, it’s feckin’ daft, yeah?

Her eyes flash as she nods knowingly, disgustedly.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: So is ye tinkin’ yer family bae maenin’ a damn in this sport!

She points accusingly into the camera.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Yer Ma bae a world champion so many tiems over, she should bae th’ single biggest, most revered name this sport has ever saen! She should bae able tae call her own shots anywhere she goes an’ yet, she is the subject o’ more hate, ridicule and utter contempt tha paeple started callin fer her wife tae bae saved from her!

The finger stabs at the camera again and then slashes through the air.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: No one talks about her in-rin’ exploits because she’s too bust makin’ sure they kinna bae matterin’ baecause she kinna bae kaepin’ her legs or her dicklicker closed tae everyone she’s nay married tae!

Psycho nods knowingly again.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Yer Da?

She shrugs.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Who is yer Da but jess anutter one tha walked intae a place or tree an’ made all kinds o’ promises tha he couldnay bae kaepin’?

Again, she nods knowingly.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Yer Aunt Jenny?

She shrugs.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Saem shite, different day, Lass!

She nods knowingly yet again.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Yer brutter, Brayden, started his caraer doin’ exactly th’ same shite an’ while he hasnay washed out…

She pauses to nod in acknowledgement.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Yet…

Disgust creeps across her face again.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: He also hasnay set th’ feckin’ world on fire, has he?

Shaking her head, Psycho glares through the camera all over again.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye bae talkin’ about how ye bae comin’ from this long line o’ greatness an’ thus, greatness isnay tae bae achieved fer ye, but preordained fer ye tae jess show up an’ accept like a gracious award winner happy tae bae at th’ party an’ th’ trite bae, ye bae a lazy, entitled little girl tha kinna be assed tae put th’ work in tae actually back yer words up.

She points into the camera accusingly all over again.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: ye never have an’ ye probably never will but ye also saem tae flip flop on whether ye actually love yer Ma on a day tae day basis…

One hand rises, palm up.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Sumtimes, ye saem tae bae on th’ same page an’ then th’ next time anyone bae haerin’ from ye, ye hate yer Ma an’ want her tae die so ye kin bae jess takin’ over whot’s yers right now like th’ spoiled child ye are!

She moves both hands, palm up, like weighing things out on a scale.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Seriously, do ye aeven love yer wife or did ye jess hope her size an’ strength would overpower everybody else an’ let ye take all the credit fer her accomplishments?

Psycho’s glare becomes even more hostile.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Tha bae th’ story o’ yer entire family! Yer Ma wins tings but it’s never enough fer her an’ it’s never enough fer ye aiether! How about, jes fer once and fer funsies, ye actually get off yer ass an’ get sumtin’ fer yerself?

Her right hand shoots up, palm out to the camera.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Oh wait, how silly o’ me, tha would take effort tha ye shouldnay have to expend because ye bae th’ Princess, yeah?

Her hand lowers, the harsh glare returning.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Th’ way ye bae goin’, Lass, ye bae on yer way tae th’ same level of ridicule and mockery tha yer Ma bae enjoyin’ at present an’ yer gonna bae lovin’ it jess as much as she does! Ye’ll bae lookin at all o’ us an’ beggin tae know why no one bae takin’ ye seriously an’ we’ll all bae tinkin’, how kin we aeven bae tryin’ when ye do th;’ shite ye bae doin’?!!?

Disgust mixes in with the anger.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Jess like yer Ma, ye bae makin’ sure no one will ever bae takin’ ye seriously which is sad when ye consider how much natural talent ye do actually have!

She nods forcefully.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye kin bae talkin’ fer days, an’ if ye dinna abe constantly undercuttin’ yerself, ye might actually bae able tae sell yerself as more than jess th’ cowardly fanny than kinna bae assed!

Psycho points into the camera.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Ye bae yer own worst enemy, Princess, an’ if ye bae jkaepin’ tha shite up, yer gonna abe findin’ yerself wit yer head kicked th’ fuck off in Madison Square Garden. Instead o’ findin’ yerself covered in diamonds from Tiffany’s, ye’ll bae findin’ yerself lookin’ up at the light an’ wonderin’ whot ye done tae deserve this?

She almost laughs mirthlessly.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: An’ I’ll bae askin’, whot have ye done tha dinna bae deservein’ tha?

Psycho slaps her leg.

"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Madison Square Garden, Ammo, an’ me foot bae hungry fer yer jaw, Lass!