Keith Ford vs The Guvnor

My name's Reed. And I'm the cousin of that big sum bitch that took over Ammo. I told my cousin to let me do the talking and he could do the destroying. Boy I tell you I've talked my head off. Boy I tell you he's destroying some motherfuckers.

"My name is Reed"

I looked deep into the camera phone being held by my sister. My sexy ass neck turning every female viewer on. Maybe even some of the male viewers. It is a very sexy neck as you can tell.

"You're not the guvnor of nothing, old man. If you want to sound cool why don't you just tell the world about how you were one of the original three people on this here earth along with Adam and Eve?"

I didn't know my cousin was even around but he was slowly walking up behind me.

"Why don't you tell these ugly people how you took a ride on Noah's Ark? Tell them all how you were probably a witness to the murder of Abel."

And then my cousin cut me off and started talking, even after I had already told him I'd do the damn talking around here.

"I don't know what you see in Sunny Jim. He's just an old man who doesn't know how to get your juices flowing. I can do it..."

I chopped my cousin across the chest. It hurt me more than it hurt him. My damn arm was stinging real bad. He just looked down at me confused but unbothered.

"I told you to keep your damn trap shut. I'll do the talking. And for the love of God you're not fighting Mad Dog!"

I shoo'd my cousin away and looked back into the camera.

"Bobby, you should've never came here to MHW. You can't even get your dick up without a pill. You lived in a world where you could watch a movie, get a drink, and some popcorn all for one Euro. We ain't the same, old man."

I looked over my shoulder to make sure my cousin beat it and he did.

"At Ammo, my cousin is going to finish you like a Mortal Kombat video game. And then he's going to drink your blood. And then maybe I'll let him have what he wants. Woof!"