Bras d’Or New Orleans, LA October 5th, 2021 OFF-Camera
We open with a table littered with empty beer pitchers and mugs, a plate of chicken bones in the middle. As a waitress comes by to clear the table, we can see a fairly inebriated Wendy “Zombie” Pellegrini leaning in her booth. She sits up again as Charlie “Maneater” Jennings staggers over with a tray with another pitcher of beer and six shot glasses filled with clear liquid. She sets the tray down on the now-clean table and slides into the booth beside Wendy.
“Hey, hey, we’re still celebrating here!” “What are we celebrating again? My demotion or the fact I have Hannibal Ohio fucking with my head?” “Don’t think of it as a demotion. We’re all on the same team here. Harry’s on a streak and good on her. Let her ride it out. You and I get to be partners again. Just like the old days.” “The old days, huh? Alright, let’s toast to the old days…”
The two lift up their shot glasses, and Maneater slams hers down with no effect. Zombie shoots her back and starts convulsing.
“The fuck? Tequila?” “Yeah!” “Damn, trying to kill me?” “No, trying to loosen you up.”
Zombie shudders again, her head drooping. Suddenly, she lifts her head again, wagging a finger.
“Hey, you remember the last time they let the two of us loose?” “If the statute of limitation has passed, I’ll say yes. I seem to recall not everything that happened was you… on the job.” “I was only supposed to pretend. Fucking Bosco…” “He was the only one who knew where Poggione was. He was holding all the cards and we both knew it.” “He tested me. That party…” “The one that turned into…”
Wendy slowly nods.
“I was married… to a man… I’d never done that before.”
Maneater sobers up a little and blinks a few times.
“Never? Could have fooled me.” “Heroin may have helped that. Fuck I was so sick the next day.” “Never did that either, huh?”
Wendy slowly shakes her head no before emptying her mug.
“Never did it again either. Fucking thought about it after… after Thomas.” “That wasn’t your fault.” “No. He beat me, he… he beat her too. I’ve had to lie for years about that. He took her from me.” “And we took care of him. He can’t hurt anyone else.” “Tony got me a good lawyer. Thing is, guys like Ohio… Cain… they remind me of him. I don’t know how long I can keep the facade, but Ceej, I don’t want to fight them. I want to gun them down.”
Maneater pushes a shot in front of Zombie.
“Shoot that instead.”
Zombie takes the shot and convulses again.
“I thought that shit gets smoother the more you drink it.” “You were always a slouch when it came to booze.” “Hey… thank you.” “Ain’t the first time, likely not the last. Shit, I even came to LA with you after the precinct transferred you.”
Wendy half-smiles and chuckles.
“Couldn’t get enough of me?”
Wendy holds up two fingers in a peace sign before flicking her tongue between them. Maneater lets out a raucous laugh and slaps the table.
“There she is.” “We had some good times, didn’t we? I’m glad you’re back.” “Did I ever tell you about Chicago and how I actually met Una?” “No. Did you fuck her too? She definitely needs it, girl’s got a stick up her ass.”
Maneater laughs again and reaches over and hugs Zombie. Zombie pours another mug of beer and tops up Maneater’s as well.
“No, I didn’t fuck her. I knew she was in Chicago because of her boyfriend and NFW were in town, and I knew she was your manager. I didn’t want to give up that piece of information off the bat, but I told her I wanted to join you guys and surprise you. Then, well, shit came out over social media and here we are.” “Now, see, THAT is cause for celebration.”
The two lift and clink their mugs and down them quickly. Wendy eyes her last shot but decides to fill the mugs instead.
“Look at us now. Fucking Shieldmaidens.” “No we’re not.”
Maneater looks at Zombie crooked.
“Yeah we are. You were there when I got patched in.” “That’s… that’s not what I mean. We’re not FUCKING Shieldmaidens.”
Zombie falls out of the booth, laughing. She gets up off the floor, and Maneater extends her hand to pull her up back inside the booth.
“Well, I kinda am. Zoya’s a Prospect.” “She’s cute. Almost as cute as Lexa.” “Don’t you start that.” “Start what?” “Remember the night at the Whisky?”
Wendy squints as she looks at Maneater, like she’s trying to remember something, before her eyes grow wide before breaking out in laughter again.
“How many came home with us that night?” “Too many to fit in the bed.” “That was a fun night. Couldn’t do that now, though.”
Zombie holds up her left hand, showing off her ring.
“Nah, I got selfish over the years. One’s enough for me. Zoya’s tongue ring does wonders…”
Zombie sticks her tongue out, showing off her own piercing.
“Lexa ain’t complaining either. Speaking of our better halves, we should probably go home…” “We still have a shot each, we can’t waste them.” “Okay… to us. Two desperados back in the saddle again.” “I’ll drink to that.”
The two shoot back their last shot and this time, Zombie doesn’t flinch. Maneater beams wide as she gets up from the booth.
“Gonna make you a tequila girl yet.” “Ain’t there a song about tequila and girl’s clothes falling off?” “Mighta been a crunchy song.” “Yeah. Just make sure you keep yours on, alright? We don’t need you pole-dancing right now. Besides, I think they’ve been waiting for us to leave so they can close the place.” “Oh shit, alright let’s get out of here.” “Hey, just remember which bed is yours, alright?” “Maybe Lexa would want a taste of a new watermelon sugar.”
Wendy sways as she shakes her head.
“I’m going to tell Zoya you said that.” “Bitch.” “I love you too. Let’s get outta here.”
The Highlands - Louisville, Kentucky October 8th, 2021 ON-camera
Wendy “Zombie” Pellegrini and Charlie “Maneater” Jennings stand in front of a large mural that says ‘Weird, Independent & Proud’ as Shieldmaiden Prospect Zoya “Drago” Dragojević mans the camera for them. They are dressed in their Shieldmaiden kuttes and all-black outfits with their gas masks on their heads instead of on their faces, Zombie leaned back against the wall with her arms crossed.
“Louisville, we are in you. Tonight, Wendy and I, along with Reina and our Chief Katrina, will be competing in an eight-person match against Chris Mosh, Anastasia Baudelaire, and The Exes. Tickets are still available for that, so come on out and watch the most dominant stable in Mile High history beat the holy stuffings out of them.”
Zombie looks over at Maneater, not moving from her position on the wall.
“Did… did you just say ‘holy stuffings’?” “Probably, yeah. Why?” “Because you went from saying we’re the most dominant stable to using the term ‘holy stuffings’. What’s next, you going to say ‘sufferin’ succotash’ next?”
Maneater gives Zombie a confused look.
“Why would I say that?” “The same reason you’d say holy stuffings. I don’t know why, but it wouldn’t surprise me.” “Hey, this is technically my first promo.” “And you’re lucky we only have Mosh and Baudelaire to worry about.” “Oh yeah, who was yours?” “Tyke Index.”
Maneater is about to retort, then stops herself.
“Then why am I doing the talking for this promo?” “Because everybody needs to cut their teeth, and I thought you enjoyed having firsts in public.”
We can hear Drago laughing from behind the camera, and Maneater tries to give her a dirty look and can’t, before breaking out laughing.
“I hate you so much right now.” “Good. Use that anger, and talk to the camera. Pretend you’re talking directly to our opponents.” “I’m not angry with THEM. I, well, I kinda pity them.” “Pity? The Purge doesn’t ‘pity’ anyone, but for the sake of it, why do you pity them?”
Maneater shakes her head.
“Well, the two of them always talk themselves up, and yet always end up on their backs looking up at the lights. It’s like, you want to believe them but then you look at their win-loss records and it’s like really? I even heard around the locker room that despite all of that, they still call Mosh the VIP.” “They do, huh?” “Yep. Very Impotent Pecker.”
Zombie tries not to laugh at Maneater’s joke but the smile on her face gives her away.
“Perhaps that’s why he and Ana are always arguing amongst themselves?” “Well, if I was with a dude who couldn’t get it up, I’d be pissed too.” “Okay, we’re getting side-tracked here.” “Well, no, not really. It kinda reflects on other elements of Mosh as well.” “Meaning?” “Well, we were talking about Mosh always talking up a big game, but not being able to perform. You’ve faced him before, you going to tell me I’m wrong?”
“Alright, fine, you’re not wrong. And you know what, I’m feeling a little angsty lately. I should be standing here with the ThrowDown Title, but instead Trump Lite got over on Bandit. Far as I’m concerned, that title is dead to me as long as Cuckleberry Wright is still holding on to it, though I’ll admit I got a little satisfaction sending his nose into the third row. I’m tired of having to drag my past with me week after week because everybody knows it’s gonna be used against me by everyone else wanting to go over on me.” “Shit’s all talk, Z. This is a new chapter, and this time, we’re holding the pens and writing our destinies on the pages and…”
Zombie puts a hand over Maneater’s mouth.
“You need work.”
Maneater says something that comes out as a muffled mess before Zombie removes her hand.
“Want to repeat that?” “I said you’re one to talk seeing how well your season has gone so far.” “Oh, really?” “Yeah. What are you going to do about it?” “I’m going to let you cut the promo by yourself. I’m going to let you fall on your face and say all the stupid things you think should be said, and we’ll see how you do. What do you think of that?”
Zombie puts her gas mask on and leans back against the wall and closes her eyes, arms crossed in front of her again. Maneater watches Zombie, shaking her head in disbelief, before looking back at the camera.
“Great, guess I can’t say at least we’re on the same page unlike them now. Well, fuck… um, I have nothing. Wait, I could channel my inner Una. Um, okay…”
Maneater shakes her arms as she closes her eyes, doing a slow jog in place. She opens her eyes again, seemingly more confident now.
“Mile High, you are looking at greatness. Two of the meanest and biggest competitors together taking on the company’s job squad. Now, I could stand here and say it is an injustice considering our standing in the company, but instead I will stand here and say it is an opportunity. An opportunity to remind the Mile High faithful, management, heck an opportunity to show the WORLD what dominance and greatness truly are. You see, The Purge as a whole are worth more than the individual parts, and those individual parts have proven to be priceless. You look at their humble beginnings back in the WWA where Zombie and Hairicin quickly established themselves as a dominant team and carried the tag team gold. Near the end of the company’s run, individually, they are in position to be the top two champions. Returning to Mile High, they continued where they left, reasserting their dominance. Now, while Zombie here may not have the wins to show for it, she has constantly been a contender. Hairicin became a breakout sensation after years of being under the learning tree that I find myself sitting under now.
Mosh, how many favors are you going to beg for before it sinks in that you are simply not good enough? These constant demands for preferential treatment are frankly getting ridiculous when the Macks’ return on investment is nil. They LOSE money every time they put you on the cards, and it makes the rest of the roster step up to cover those losses. And Baudelaire, another one who makes excuses for her shortcomings, but not once have I heard you make excuses for the botch job that is your face. I mean, you are a beard away from singing The Gambler at county fairs with how often you’ve gone under the knife. And come ThrowDown in Orlando, you’ll need to go under the knife yet again to surgically remove Chris Mosh’s head from your ass!”
Maneater gets fired up and flexes. As Zombie is about to applaud, their manager Una Quinn arrives, looks at the camera, and then back at Maneater.
“You need work.”
The three laugh before Drago turns off the camera, ending the promo.
Post by anastasiabaudelaire on Oct 9, 2021 15:34:40 GMT -6
Anastasia Baudelaire, the French supermodel. Even the people that you envy all the time have hard lives. Anastasia has been dealing with a couple of not so good things herself. For one, since she's been on ThrowDown she's been in some matches that we're sure is making her want to go back to AMMO again. Second, there's this "secret" that Chris Mosh claims she has, which we're sure is stressing her out. I mean, since when does Anastasia Baudelaire say "LOL" on Efedder? Obviously, she is trying her hardest to make sure the world doesn't believe Chris Mosh, whether he really is telling the truth or not.
Today Anastasia Baudelaire is not sitting in her couch inside, instead she is sitting in the grass in some grassy area. Behind her is a limo with security guards around it, and there are two of her servants fanning her, while her personal assistant Claude Abreo is serving her trays of cheese and crackers occasionally. When Anastasia notices the camera, she smiles a beautiful yet wicked smile and begins to speak in a much-improved accent.
"Now first I have to talk about Chris Mosh and his lies. This 'secret' or whatever that Chris Mosh says I am hiding - obviously there is no 'secret' that I am hiding. I am a celebrity, so I put my life on full display. Everybody in France knows everything there is to know about me. And whatever Chris Mosh says, it's not true, because first Chris Mosh is totally untrustworthy and second I have no secrets. Oh yeah, and Chris, guess who got pinned? No you probably don't remember so, uh, it was you!"
Anastasia suddenly starts laughing.
"It was you, Chris, so I technically didn't lose the match, you did, and I think that's the only thing that either of us wants to hide so yeah."
Anastasia's laugh seems a little more forced and nervous than usual. You can also see the nervousness and anxiety in her eyes. After she stops laughing she starts talking about last ThrowDown again.
"I would also like to point out that Gabriel Ohio did NONE of the things that he said he would, and he says he will torture his opponents in the most horrible ways in all of his promos, but the only torturing I've seen happen in the ring with him involved is when Saoirse Maguire poured acid on his face. And, um, every one is scared of you? Yeah, there's this thing called threatening, and when you don't do what you threaten to do, that means that you are just a chicken. I TOLD you all that Ohio is scared of me! You didn't believe me, but even Ohio knows that he is just a big chicken."
Anastasia starts clucking like a chicken and moving her arms like feathers before laughing and pointing.
"And now, finally, for my opponents. The Purge. Actually, believe it or not, I never went 'under the knife.' Someone as beautiful as me doesn't have any reason to. Yeah, let's not even talk about how I am waaaaay prettier than both of you, like waaaaaay way prettier than you guys. Oh yeah, of course, you're Shieldmaidens."
Anastasia slaps her forehead before laughing and pointing.
"You pity me? I'd say I pity you guys!"
Anastasia leans her head back and starts cackling before finally catching her breath.
"So Wendy you're a former police officer huh? Well good thing you're not a police officer anymore, and, uh, neither is your daddy. Because I'm going to injure you bad. And I mean that's not illegal but if you were a police officer, you would find a way to sue me, I'm sure."
Anastasia smiles again before putting her hand to her chin.
"You know, it's unheard of for a supermodel to convert to a professional wrestler, but I just don't understand how you go from the LAPD to the Shieldmaidens. Oh, Chris Mosh, if you didn't know, they're a biker gang. So for all of you uneducated people out there, Wendy went from a police officer to a gang member. Now THAT is unheard of."
Anastasia shrugs with a smile on her face.
"Now Charlie Jennings. Also from New York, and I'll admit, you're life story seems a bit more usual - you were in a biker gang a lot of your life, never in the NYPD or LAPD, which makes much more sense. I don't know what changes happened in Wendy's mind, but obviously they were big ones. Also I'd say you're even uglier than your tag partner, so you're like waaaaay way waaaaaaay ugly."
Anastasia starts laughing hard until realizing that Claude is laughing with her - or it appears, AT her - which makes Anastasia mad.
"Claude, be quiet!"
She looks at the camera again and smiles nervously.
"Who ever heard of a servant laughing at his master?"
This appears to make Claude laugh even more, as if someone told a hilarious joke. Claude isn't in view of the camera, and appears to be about left to the cameraman, but you can tell that Anastasia is looking at him. She is giving him the iciest stare and the dirtiest look before screaming at the cameraman.
"That's IT!!! Cut the cameras! NOW!!!!!!"
The promo immediately comes to an end with Claude's hysterical laughing and Anastasia's angry screaming.
*Camera come in on Chris Mosh looking at something. The cameras come to look at what it is as Chris closes it and we see the front of it say confidential in red on the front of it as Chris Mosh smiles*
Mosh: oh, what did you want to see what this was. Well, this is what I have been talking about all over Efeeder. This is the secret I know about my partner Anastasia. Now Ana you want to say I’m a liar but I can’t lie and the other thing is I have someone who is good at research.
*Marsol Vilaró shows up next to Mosh*
Mosh: This lady right here is not just all looks; she has brains too. This woman next to me went all out to find this, this woman next to me dug deep and found out what I want and Ana if you don’t want this leaked you might want to follow what I want, so you do what you want but if you do that you will end up back in some hole in the wall French ditch where you belong. Oh, and that is not the secret, we all know that is just facts.
*Chris hand the file he hands the file he has to Marsol who take it and walks off*
Mosh: now my opponents, two-fifth members of the Purge, Wendy “Zombie” Pellegrini and Charlie “Maneater” Jennings. Now I know this is a side part of the Shieldmaidens and Charlie you a member I have not been in the ring with but if you are with those girls you are going to be tuff. Now, I really don’t know what you women have against me because I have tried to be an ally to you and the Chrome Dragons but you turned that down. Now as for Zombie, I have been in the ring with you and it didn’t go as well but that won’t stop me from wrestling and anything you ladies had to say won’t stop me from stepping in this ring. Unlike my partner I’m not in it for the fame, I already have fame as I’m a V.I.P, that is not a name I use because it is cool, I use it because I am a V.I.P. I’m in wrestling because I like to wrestle. It is something I love to do and who cares what my record is here because I have better records in other promotions that also treat me a little better, so win, lose, or draw and whatever damage you want to do to my partner, I will not stop doing this and I will extend the olive branch again to just be an ally but again that is for you ladies to take it.
*Chris Mosh winks with his smirk*
Mosh: Mosh out
*Chris gets up as he gets ready to walk off*
Mosh: you know your way out, so you can leave now and if you don’t I will gladly have my body guards nicely kick you out*
*Two big men step up as the cameras back up and fade out*
Admin: Note that the deadlines have changed. I made the change for the convenience of the other judges.
May 17, 2021 15:21:30 GMT -6
Admin: Hope everyone is enjoying their 4th of July weekend/week/day! 💪💯💯
Jul 4, 2021 14:22:58 GMT -6
Admin: Where do yall hist photos? I'm thinking about switching sites, because I'm paying a monthly subscription for Photobucket and they got watermarks back on my images. I'm guessing it's a glitch or something, but it's already been two days.
Aug 7, 2021 6:56:18 GMT -6
The Purge: I use Imgur - and I've never paid a cent for their services, and no water marks
Aug 7, 2021 8:48:13 GMT -6
Deleted: o.o Lord, Rob! Get away from Photobucket ASAP! I’m with Haircin — use Imgur. It’s way better and costs nothing.
Aug 8, 2021 16:28:35 GMT -6
Admin: I appreciate yall! ✊💯💯 Ima look into it this week. Apologies to everyone if some of the images for the show tonight have that Photobucket watermark. I didn't have the time today obviously to make any switches. But I will make time this week. 💯💯
Aug 8, 2021 17:43:04 GMT -6
Admin: Katrina will probably be happy too as she was just telling me I was crazy for paying monthly for a photo host. Lol.
Aug 8, 2021 17:44:00 GMT -6
Admin: ***NOTE*** I moved the deadline up 12 hours to give the judges an extra day to read over the rps.
Aug 10, 2021 15:29:37 GMT -6
Admin: Started messing with Imgur today and confirmed to myself that Imgur was the original photo host I was using for Season One and the beginning of Season Two of MHW. Something made me mad and thats when I switched to Photobucket. I don't remember what though.
Aug 12, 2021 16:08:47 GMT -6
Admin: Ima still switch back to it though, because the Photobucker watermarks are still showing up on some images.
Aug 12, 2021 16:09:19 GMT -6
Admin: ***Just A Reminder*** The new deadline is less than 24 hours away. 💪💯💯
Aug 20, 2021 9:45:58 GMT -6
cmosh: Marisol Vilaró is Spanish, she is from Spain
Sept 14, 2021 22:50:17 GMT -6
Admin: Noted 💪💯💯 So I can get Rrina to teach me how to pronounce her name.
Sept 15, 2021 15:35:32 GMT -6
cmosh: Don't worry I don't know how to pronounce it either. She is actually played by someone else, so it is sometimes hard to do RP's with them due to our work schelduce but I am alound to use the character over here
Sept 15, 2021 19:28:12 GMT -6
Admin: Trying something different with the match writing, based off of research and just to try something new. It's a hit or miss concept, so feedback would be appreciated. ThrowDown will also debut the new layout concept. AMMO will start with that new layout...
Sept 18, 2021 8:35:55 GMT -6
Admin: ...on the following AMMO. This AMMO will just have the new match writing idea.
Sept 18, 2021 8:36:32 GMT -6
cmosh: I want to apologize to everyone for not doing a rp this week. Just been a tough week at work and other things got in the way as well, again I'm really sorry for not rping this week
Sept 18, 2021 21:07:43 GMT -6
Admin: It happens, brudda!
Sept 19, 2021 19:49:09 GMT -6