Post by Admin on Oct 17, 2021 18:15:52 GMT -6
EPISODE FORTY
Sunday, October 17, 2021
Amway Center
Orlando, Florida
Streaming LIVE only on Splat!
The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies starts playing for the first 13 seconds of the track, while showing clips of downtown Denver in a light blue hue, followed by different current MHW superstars posing, such as "War Queen" Leah Aguero, Skrabal Stanzas, Alex "Bullet" Carbajal, The Purge, "The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain, Gabriel Ohio, "Mad Dog" Mark Wright, and El Diablo Blanco.
The song skips straight to the hook with a computerized fist punching your tv screen making an effect to where the glass explodes everywhere on your screen.
It's been a long time coming
"The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain standing over Tyke Index's laid out body is shown
And the tables' turned around
El Diablo Blanco hitting the Stump Piledriver on Bandit from the top of a ladder is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
The Purge beating down Chris Mosh and Anastasia Baudelaire backstage is shown
One of us is goin' down
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright celebrating with the ThrowDown Championship is shown
I'm not runnin
Gabriel Ohio putting Skrabz through the commentary table is shown
It's a little different now
Bullet walking down the ramp for her entrance is shown
Cause one of us is goin'
Skrabz dropping Robert Mack with the Mic Check is shown
One of us is goin' down!!!
"War Queen" Leah Aguero raising the MHW Ultimate Championship on stage with Second City Riot Squad at her side with lightning effects is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are inside the Magness Arena where fireworks are exploding. "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies keeps playing through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.
Fireworks explode on the stage area inside of Amway Center, as the fans cheer hoping to be on camera, while "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies plays throughout the arena. Different fan signs are shown, such as:
SKID
ROW
TRIBE
THE PURGE
RUN MHW
EWC IS
BETTER
MAD DOG
SHOULD BE
ULTIMATE
CHAMPION
ROBERT MACK
NEEDS A
BETTER
PASSWORD
ROW
TRIBE
THE PURGE
RUN MHW
EWC IS
BETTER
MAD DOG
SHOULD BE
ULTIMATE
CHAMPION
ROBERT MACK
NEEDS A
BETTER
PASSWORD
Ray Hudson: Welcome everyone to MHW ThrowDown! And we are just two weeks away from Black Magic. This is the last stop before the big event.
Wavy Crockett: And we got a big main event tonight.
Ray Hudson: Bullet vs Gabriel Ohio, yes. Folks, I'm Ray Hudson, and this guy beside me is Wavy Crockett.
Skrabal Stanzas (37-6)
vs
Jed Coffey (4-0)
vs
Jed Coffey (4-0)
The grimey base dripping Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" fills the arena. The laid back, confident and commanding voice of Skrabal Stanzas slots expertly into it's pocket on the beat.
"Roll up one man deep; fill the guest list
Toll on the chest like 'yo let me bless this..."
Skrabz walks through the entrance way, his head held high as he slowly scans the arena.
"...Hadta get back atcha
Stir up the hate
So ain't even mad atcha..."
Slowly Skrabz begins his walk to the ring, his head occasionally pivoting on his shoulders as he glances at the crowd.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from London, England... weighing in at 245 pounds..... Skrabz!!!
"You only wastin' your own time and energy
I won't stop til' the globe knows my identity
An' if it make me some enemies, so be it..."
Halfway to the ring Skrabal pauses, closes his eyes, cocks his head arrogantly then slowly turns in a circle with his arms raised and outstretched, palms upturned, facing the sky.
"Kept it live like it's prime time news
Run my mouth shit I suggest you run hide too
Man like me don't bow to a guy like you
Win a title, still ain't fit to shine my shoes"
Now at ringside Skrabz climbs the steps at a slow pace, his gaze shifting smugly around the arena as he absorbs the fan reaction.
"Wipe the stars outcha eyes
Fix me breakfast I'm back on the grind
Got a long day aheada me...
My name won't maintain itself
An' these fakes won't hate 'emselves...
...Honey I'm home!"
Now standing in the corner of ring, Skrabal leans his back against the turnbuckle then folds his arms across his chest as the music fades out.
Ray Hudson: In two weeks, Skrabz will finally get a shot at the Championship he never lost. Tonight he fights one of the Champion's people.
The arena falls black. Suddenly, Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” echoes throughout the arena.
Killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Uh
Two spotlights hit the top of the stage revealing Jed Coffey and Layla Diaz standing opposite one another, wearing their MHW Tag Team Championships. The fans are booing as The Second City Riot Squad stand tall.
Kimberly Brooks: And his opponent... residing in Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at 263 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Layla Diaz... he is one half of the MHW Tag Team Champions... Jed Coffey!!!
The duo make their way down the ramp towards the ring. They get on the apron and climb into the ring.
Wavy Crockett: I'm surprised to not see Leah out here.
Ray Hudson: That doesn't mean she won't be out here, Wavy. We know the game.
Wavy Crockett: True, true.
Both Layla Diaz and Jed Coffey look out at the masses as they remove their MHW Tag Team Titles and hold them up high.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Regina Ball
Match Official: Regina Ball
The two brawlers stood toe to toe in the ring. Evenly matched as far as height went, but Jed was definitely hitting the gym more. The two grappled to a test of power to start the match. Jed slung Skrabz across the ring and flexed on him.
Skrabz would start getting ahead and seemed to be enjoying himself as he showed Jed what his Queen was going up against in two weeks.
Jed seemed to get frustrated as the match progressed, not accepting the fact that Skrabz was mostly winning the fight. But you had to give it to Jed, he wasn't giving up. He was fighting.
Maybe Jed was starting to impress Skrabz. Maybe he wasn't. But Skrabz gave Jed that Dome Adjustment!!!
And before Jed could even fall on his own, Skrabz dropped him with a Mic Check!!!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
Match Length: 05:49
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: And that's all she wrote!
The Toll Gang remix of Datkids "Honey I'm Home" plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Skrabz!!!
Skrabz celebrates his victory in the ring.
Wavy Crockett: In two weeks, Skrabz gets his shot.
Ray Hudson: It's in my opinion the biggest possible match MHW has to offer right now. This match will be huge!
Out of nowhere, Leah comes flying at Skrabz' face with the MHW Ultimate Championship, but he side steps.
Wavy Crockett: Oh snap!
Ray Hudson: I told you her ass would make an appearance!
The music cuts off and Layla Diaz is behind Skrabz with a low blow! The fans are booing mostly.
Wavy Crockett: Oh naw....
Ray Hudson: Layla Diaz with the low blow!
Wavy Crockett: I think Skrabz was saying she was fine like he wanted her on his nuts, but I don't think that's the way he was talking bout.
Skrabz has dropped to his knees, and to the mat face first. Leah is back to her feet and joins Layla Diaz in stomping away at Skrabz.
Ray Hudson: They double teaming the champ!
Wavy Crockett: This is what Skrabz needs to expect. Leah Aguero is a real Champion. She will win at all costs. He's gotta be better prepared.
Leah tells Layla something and Layla quickly rolls out of the ring, while Leah rolls Skrabz over to his back, mounts him, and starts laying into him with hard forearms.
Ray Hudson: The Champ is really getting the best of Skrabz here, for sure.
Wavy Crockett: See, Skrabz been backstage all evening smoking on that purple instead of focusing on Leah. He should've knew it was a set up the minute he saw he was facing Jed Coffey.
Ray Hudson: I'm sure he knew. You saw Leah missed her first strike. But the number games came into play.
Wavy Crockett: Fuck that. He should've been prepared for all that. I like to smoke too, but when it's time to come to work... well nevermind, I still be smoking too.
Layla rolls back into the ring with a steel chair and Leah gets off of Skrabz, looking around the arena at the sea of booing fans.
Ray Hudson: Oh come on! You proved your point, Leah. Wait until Black Magic.
Wavy Crockett: She bout to give herself a new opponent from Black Magic.
Layla hands the steel chair off to the War Queen and she smirks, looking down at Skrabz, who is trying to get up.
Ray Hudson: That's why I'm wondering why Emily Mack hasn't sent security out here.
Wavy Crockett: You know she used to be a tag team with Leah. She ain't bout to do that to her main homie.
Leah swings the chair almost like a baseball bat into the face of Skrabz, who was sitting up. And then she starts smashing the chair over Skrabz' body over and over and over and over as the boos get louder and louder.
Ray Hudson: Come on! Send out some help! This is uncalled for!
Wavy Crockett: She's softening him up for the big show.
Ray Hudson: It's pussy shit!
Wavy Crockett: Pussy shit? Ahahahaha! Man, you dumb, Ray...
Finally Leah drops the chair off to the side, breathing heavily with intensity in her eyes. Layla hands Leah her Ultimate Champipnship.
Ray Hudson: Well she definately looks ready for Black Magic. I'll give her that. I just don't like the way she's showcasing it.
Wavy Crockett: She don't care about your feelings, Ray. Kneel before her and shut the fuck up.
Leah mounts Skrabz again, holding the belt in front of his face and yelling that he will not take the belt from her in two weeks. She yells at him that he needs to understand his time has passed and that his time on top ended in 2020.
Ray Hudson: Big words from the Champion...
Wavy Crockett: She means it. It's going down in two weeks!
Leah pushes the belt into Skrabz' face hard, cussing at him some more, before getting back to her feet and holding her Championship high in the air for everyone to see.
The figure of the mysterious man that kept a lot of people on edge was walking about the catering area as he paced about the board with the photos of the two men that he had been keeping an eye on. Leah Aguero was recently taken off his list of possible targets but he knew that he must be cautious between the two remaining targets with both of them having their own plans in Mile High Wrestling.
Mysterious Man: Both Ohio and Ripley must be walking on egg shells on the fact I have been keeping a sharp eye on them. Gabriel has his recent issues with Leah to deal with while Ripley has worked his way up the ranks at AMMO as he is trying to make himself the face of AMMO.
The coldness in his voice towards both men was heard and he didn't care about how his tone was considered by either man. The silence remained as the man stopped pacing and he took the photo of Gabriel Ohio. He pulled out his lighter and lit the photo of Gabriel Ohio before putting it into the garbage bin like he did with Leah's photo. He watched the photo go up in flames but kept his face unrevealed.
Mysterious Man: Gabriel Ohio, you can place your mind at ease as you are not suffering from the anger and wrath that I will bring to MHW. Ripley, on the other hand, he now knows that he is my true target. He will begin to question the reasons why I chose him out of the three possible targets and will question when I will take my aim towards him. My answers to both questions will be given in due time but now I will not give them to him or to the MHW fan base.
The man turns and walks away from the garbage bin while the photo of Gabriel Ohio continues to burn.
Ray Hudson: Well moments ago the Ultimate Champion got the better of her next challenger.
Wavy Crockett: Yeah, the Queendom took Skrabz down and showed him exactly what he's up against at Black Magic.
Ray Hudson: Well let's be honest and say it took a low blow to get the job done.
Wavy Crockett: When are you going to learn that it's whatever it takes.
Ray Hudson: That can go either way though, Wavy. You heard what Skrabz said recently, the feeling he got when he held the belt in his hands two weeks ago.
Wavy Crockett: Black Magic is going to be magic.
Tag Team Match
The Purge (0-0)
vs
Chris Mosh and Anastasia Baudelaire (1-1)
The Purge (0-0)
vs
Chris Mosh and Anastasia Baudelaire (1-1)
"Kitoko" by Eva hits the sound system, as Anastasia Baudelaire comes through the curtains.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Paris, France... weighing in at 136 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Claude Abreo... Anastasia Baudelaire!!!
Anastasia walks down the ramp with her nose up with Claude Abreo following her, and then the lights go out.
Ray Hudson: Uh oh, what happened...?
Wavy Crockett: Man, you know what happened...
All of a sudden, "VIP" by Manic Drive featuring Manwell hits the sound system. A "V" then an "I" followed by a "P" appear on the Tron, fading out into "Mosh".
Ray Hudson: Ohhh. Chris Mosh getting Anastasia back from the last two times they teamed up.
Wavy Crockett: What a douchebag...
A spotlight hits the top of the stage to show Chris Mosh standing at the top of the stage with Marisol Vilaró at his side. Chris walks down the ramp as he winks at a few of the women in the front row, while Marisol follows behind, completely ignoring Anastasia Baudelaire, who looks mad.
Kimberly Brooks: And her tag team partner... from Las Vegas, Nevada... weighing in at 210 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Marisol Vilaró... "The V.I.P." Chris Mosh!!!
Chris gets to the bottom of the ramp as he winks at more of the women in the front row. He climbs up the steps and jumps over the top rope.
Ray Hudson: Anastasia is not happy about it...
Wavy Crockett: Why would she be? What you think that secret is that Chris is claiming to know?
Ray Hudson: I'm not sure if I wanna believe him. He doesn't seem like a legit dude.
Chris turns in the middle of the ring, and then leans on the top rope looking at the hard cam with a wink and a smirk, while Anastasia Baudelaire slides into the ring and starts yelling at him. But Mosh just keeps smiling and ignoring her.
Wavy Crockett: Anastasia gonna beat his ass before their opponents even come out.
“PAPA
UNIFORM
ROMEO
GOLF
ECHO
“Hell is empty… and The Purge is here…”
UNIFORM
ROMEO
GOLF
ECHO
“Hell is empty… and The Purge is here…”
Both Wendy "Zombie" Pellegrini and Charlie "Maneater" Jennings of The Purge walk out in riot gear and gas masks, led by Una Quinn as 5FDP's "Mama Said Knock You Out" roars through the arena.
Ray Hudson: Here comes The Purge!
None of The Purge acknowledges the fans as they make their slow descent down the ramp, all three looking at the ring, getting into the heads of their opponents.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponents... from New Orleans, Louisiana... weighing in at a combined weight of 326 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Una Quinn... the team of Zombie and Maneater... they are The Purge!!!
When The Purge arrive at ringside, the three extend a fist towards one another before they enter the ring together. While in their corner, Zombie and Maneater remove their masks and riot gear and leave them in the corner.
Wavy Crockett: Katrina "Hairicin" Knox won that Rise of the Phoenix Tournament last week, defeating my bae.
The three members of The Purge extend their fists to one another again before Una steps out of the ring, and removes the gear and masks from the corner and leaves them beside her at ringside.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Samantha Demars
Match Official: Samantha Demars
Maneater and Anastasia started the match and Anastasia was on fire. She was out wrestling Maneater, and Maneater seemed to be caught off guard. Because her face went from confident to confused within the first thirty seconds of the match.
And then all of a sudden, Anastasia had her in the Total Makeover!!!
The fans were looking shocked and confused as Anastasia was doing so well. And then Zombie got in the ring and went to stomp down on Anastasia, but Anastasia rolled out of the way, moving Maneater over a little in the process, causing Zombie to actually stomp down on Maneater. Some fans actually started cheering Anastasia's fire.
And then Mosh slapped Anastasia on the back and the boos deafened the arena. Anastasia looked pissed as Mosh got into the ring with a big smile.
Zombie ran at Anastasia who pulled the ropes down, sending Zombie tumbling out. Anastasia gave Mosh one more dirty look before getting out onto the apron.
Mosh got a few moves in before Maneater took control. And she beat him down until Zombie returned to her corner, wanting in desperately.
Once Zombie got tagged in, she destroyed Mosh and then finished him with the Pilgrim/Defender!!!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
Match Length: 04:03
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
5FDP's "Mama Said Knock You Out" plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winners of this match... The Purge!!!
The Purge celebrate their victory in the ring.
Ray Hudson: Second City Riot Squad have been put on notice.
Wavy Crockett: That's a tag team match I'm pumped to see.
Ray Hudson: The Purge is definately the hottest tag team going right now.
Wavy Crockett: Well, Second City Riot Squad is. They got the belts. But The Purge is definitely the ones who could take it from them.
Ray Hudson: I mean, thats what I meant.
The Purge exit the ring and head up the ramp.
Chris Mosh: I'm sick of this tag team thing...
The camera turns to Mosh who is rolling back into the ring with a mic.
Chris Mosh: We can keep letting the Macks force us to team together, or we can do something about it.
Mosh looks at Anastasia who is heading to the timekeeper's table.
Chris Mosh: Either we do something about it and both agree to stop teaming, or I'm going to tell the world your little secret, Anastasia.
Anastasia Baudelaire: Fine. I would love to stop teaming up, Chris. How about at Black Magic we do the opposite? Let's go one on one and fight it out.
Anastasia stands on the outside of the ring with a mic, while Mosh smiles on the inside of the ring.
Chris Mosh: Deal...
Mosh drops the mic and rolls out of the ring as Anastasia looks at him in disgust.
Wavy Crockett: I hope Anastasia beats his stupid ass up bad...
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron before the arena goes pitch black. Lights flash on the stage to the drum fills.
Ray Hudson: Who the hell is coming out now? We didn’t hear anything about this.
The sex, the cash, the fame
Living out a life you can't deny
The drugs, the lies, the pain
Will never get enough to satisfy
They never found a way to break us down
That's why we're still around
Living out a life you can't deny
The drugs, the lies, the pain
Will never get enough to satisfy
They never found a way to break us down
That's why we're still around
Wavy Crockett: Oh. My. God. She’s back! Eavan Maloney is back in Mile High Wrestling!
Ray Hudson: She’s supposed to be at home! Leah Aguero retired her, what can she possibly need to be here for?
As the song goes into the chorus, Eavan “Krigare” Maloney rides out on a 2018 red and black Harley-Davidson, dressed in a red bandana on her head, a cropped leather top under her Shieldmaidens kutte, torn black jeans and black Doc Martens, and stays at the top of the ramp as pyro goes off on the word “dirt”.
Gimme the dirt
Just gimme the dirt
Just gimme what I want 'til it hurts
Just gimme the dirt
Gimme the dirt
Let's take it to the top and watch it burn, yeah...
Just gimme the dirt
Just gimme what I want 'til it hurts
Just gimme the dirt
Gimme the dirt
Let's take it to the top and watch it burn, yeah...
Eavan Maloney rides down the ramp as the song continues, does a lap around the ring before stopping at the bottom of the ramp. She rolls under the bottom rope and climbs all four corners, standing on the middle rope with arms outstretched. She rolls back out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and asks for a microphone. She tosses the chair into the ring, rolls back in, and sets up the chair facing the ramp. The crowd starts a ‘Welcome Back’ chant which Eavan slowly nods her head to.
Eavan Maloney: Let’s get one thing out of the way right now, I’m not supposed to be here. Hell, my entire run in this company ended up bigger than it ever should have been. I tried to hide the physical and mental issues I was dealing with. I was losing matches I should have won, and they were taking their toll on me. That contenders’ match, I wasn’t supposed to win it. I knew my body wouldn’t handle the pressure of that match, and yet at the end, I was the last one standing. I never thought I would be one match away from being Ultimate Champion.
Eavan pauses for a moment.
Eavan Maloney: Biggest struggle I had was that people didn’t know how to take me. Was I good, was I bad. I was inconsistent. It took a while to realize you guys saw it all, and I was still under the belief that I was hiding it. That’s when I put my career on the line. Spectacular III, in this very ring, I fought what I thought would be my last-ever match.
The crowd applauds Eavan’s honesty, and Eavan bows to them, her hands together nodding her appreciation of them.
Eavan Maloney: The last three months, I did something I should have done years ago, and got my shoulder repaired. No more bandaid cures, and it hurt like hell. Went through a few different rehabs under the radar, dealt with a few demons and I’m better than I was. Shoulder is also back to 100% which is why I made a surprise return to wrestling and joined Zion Wrestling. But I know the question y’all are asking, and that is… the hell am I doing HERE?
The fans know what she's about to say.
Eavan Maloney: Solomon. Cain.
The crowd instantly starts to boo as Eavan mentions his name, and chuckles.
Eavan Maloney: See, right after I left, after his little temper tantrum over a song choice, he decided I’m to be the target of his anger. Then it became ALL the Shieldmaidens. He’s even bragged that he’s…
Eavan lifts her hands and uses the hand gesture of air quotes.
Eavan Maloney: ...killed Psycho. He’s killed the Killer. Last I spoke to both of them, pretty recently I might add, they’re still very much alive. He bragged about burning down one of our clubhouses. Now, obviously Toothless has as many brain cells as he has teeth because the clubhouse was empty. Hadn’t been used in quite some time actually. And then, nothing for awhile while the Shieldmaidens continued to run roughshod in this company undeterred because that’s what we do. And yet, Cain still has a hard-on for me. The RETIRED Shieldmaiden. Trying to convince me to fight him, I’m an obsession of his and honestly, it’s kinda creepy and not in the… could have cooler if it wasn’t Gabriel Ohio trying to do it... creepy.
Eavan shutters.
Eavan Maloney: So Toothless Cain, I’ll bite. You want me in this ring? You’ve got it. HOWEVER…
Eavan looks right into the camera and smiles a devilish grin.
Eavan Maloney: Before I came out here, I spoke to the new general manager, Emily Mack, and I gave her an idea that she wholeheartedly loved. See, at Black Magic that’ll be held down in Shieldmaiden Country on Halloween Night, you and Bullet are in a Prison Break Match. Now, I couldn’t in clear conscience have one of Mile High’s officials call that match. It’s dangerous, it’s unpredictable, they could get seriously hurt.
Eavan nods.
Eavan Maloney: So October 31st, New Orleans, it’ll be you Toothless taking on the leader of the Shieldmaidens Alexandra “Bullet” Carbajal in a Prison Break Match with guest referee…
Eavan looks around, then points at herself.
Eavan Maloney: ME!
The crowd pops at the announcement as Eavan picks up the chair.
Eavan Maloney: You lay your hands on me? I will disqualify you. You threaten me in any way? I will disqualify you. This little tantrum of yours ends, Solomon, because there is no way you’re leaving Black Magic victorious. Checkmate.
Eavan tosses the microphone behind her and steps through the ropes and down to ringside where she gets on her bike again, revs it a few times for the crowd as The Dirt plays again, before riding up the ramp.
Ray Hudson: Well it's time for what I feel should be the main event of the night.
Wavy Crockett: El Diablo Blanco vs Mad Dog Part II.
Ray Hudson: Man, these two guys have come into MHW and taken over. Season Three superstars.
Wavy Crockett: I can't disagree with that, Ray. The Phoenix Champion and the ThrowDown Champion.
'Champion vs Champion' Match
El Diablo Blanco (7-5)
vs
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright (6-3)
El Diablo Blanco (7-5)
vs
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright (6-3)
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG! ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!"
The sound of banjo picking begins to play over the PA as "Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Woke up early this morning
As I looked around my world be crumblin' down
What I saw, I couldn't believe, Who are you?
What might I be? Oh, the things you do
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright comes barreling through the entrance way wearing his MHW ThrowDown TV Championship, chugging a can of beer, followed by Sunny Jim.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Big Ugly, West Virginia... weighing in at 238 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Sunny Jim... he is the MHW ThrowDoen TV Champion... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Mad Dog stops at the top of the entrance way and smashes the can on his head. Mad Dog throws the smashed can into the crowd and then pulls his jacket off throwing it down and runs down the entrance way and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
Ray Hudson: We've seen this before, and last time El Diablo Blanco came out with the victory, catapulting himself into the main event scene.
Wavy Crockett: I know my G Mad Dog bout to fight even harder this round. He ain't tryna lose twice in a row.
The moment “The Fox (What Did the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays over the PA System, the members of The Diablo Nation in attendance are thrown into a frenzy.
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?"
Just then El Diablo Blanco explodes out onto the stage bouncing around to the music as the fans cheer even louder for The Backyard Phenom.
Ray Hudson: The most loved man in Mile High Wrestling.
Wavy Crockett: And the most hated theme song.
Ray Hudson: Will you just stop already...?
El D gingerly makes his way down the ramp high fiving fans all the way to and around the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: And his opponent...from Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at 244 pounds..... he is the MHW Phoenix Champion... El Diablo Blanco!!!
Finally rolling into the ring under the bottom rope, El D ascends the second turnbuckle closest to hard cam side and starts playing air guitar to the rest of the song as the crowd sings along.
Wavy Crockett: Why is Orlando singing this shit?
As the song finishes, El Diablo Blanco turns to each side of the ring and bows to the fans in appreciation.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Regina Ball
Match Official: Regina Ball
No surprise, but this was the match of the night. These two put on a match that had the fans in Orlando on their feet for pretty much the whole time.
It started with Mad Dog really rough housing El D, showing him he wasn't going to make the same mistake twice. Mad Dog was determined to walk out victorious.
But the more Mad Dog beat El D down, the more adrenaline El D obtained, and it wasn't before long that El D started fighting back hard. These two almost got counted out on the outside quite a few times.
We saw a picture perfect springboard tornado ddt from El D to Mad Dog. Matter of fact, we saw El D flying all over the ring. El D even hit The Backyard Elbow on Mad Dog, before pinning him!!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Mad Dog was hard to keep down. But so was El D. Mad Dog took El D down with a super rana, hit him with a hard suicide dive on the outside, German suplex after German suplex, a mafia kick, and so much more.
Two Redneckignizes and a Mountaineer Lariat later, and Mad Dog came down with the Go Mad!!!!!!!
One!
Two!
.....
Kickout!
Mad Dog was growing frustrated. But he fought even harder. He wasn't going to give up. He kept beating El D up more and more. But El D kept fighting back.
Finally, El D was back in control and delivered his Stump Piledriver!!
El D went to the top and came down Feeling Froggy!!!
One!
Two!
.....
Sunny Jim had put Mad Dog's foot on the rope. The ref didn't see Sunny Jim do it, but saw Mad Dog's foot location before he hit the third slap of the mat.
While the ref didn't see, El D saw it. And El D was on his feet questioning Sunny Jim's dirty tactics. Sunny Jim played dumb as the ref looked on curious.
But all this did was give Mad Dog enough time to get to his feet. And as soon as El D turned around, he was dropped the Wright Way!!!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
Match Length: 19:59
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: That's bullshit!
Wavy Crockett: That's gangsta!
Ray Hudson: I don't even think Mad Dog knows....
"Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Out of nowhere, Keith Ford attacks Mad Dog from behind with an axe handle to the back of the neck, and the music stops.
Wavy Crockett: Oh snap! What the....?!
Ray Hudson: That's Keith Ford from over on AMMO.
Keith Ford yanks Mad Dog right back up to his feet and puts him in the Bear Hug, slinging him around like a rag doll while he squeezes the life out of him!!!
Wavy Crockett: This dude's a beast!
Ray Hudson: He's actually talked about Mad Dog quite a few times while his cousin's been shooting those lil promo videos on YouTube.
Wavy Crockett: And I guess he really bout that life. Who the fuck is this coming in the ring...?
Reed is now in the ring with an ugly smile on his face, yelling "Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!" over and over again.
Ray Hudson: That's his cousin Reed.
Wavy Crockett: Ahahahahha! He looks like a giraffe!! What the....?!
Finally, Keith let's go of Mad Dog, dropping him down on the mat with a Splat.
Ray Hudson: I guess Keith Ford feels he's done enough damage.
Wavy Crockett: He might not be done. Imagine if he picked his cousin up up and beat Mad Dog with his neck.
Reed has the MHW ThrowDown TV Championship and hands it to Keith, who looks it over.
Ray Hudson: Well now we know what Keith Ford wants.
Wavy Crockett: I'll tell you what I want; I wanna know why this man neck so long. That shit crazy bruh!
Keith Ford just exits the ring, still holding the Championship, as Reed looks on confused saying "We can't take it, Keith..."
Ray Hudson: Hold up a damn minute..
Wavy Crockett: Damn! This dude really is bout that life!
Ray Hudson: That's not his!
Reed follows Keith up the ramp, who is just ignoring his cousin and definately leaving with the ThrowDown Championship.
Wavy Crockett: Bruh, he just stole Mad Dog's belt...
Ray Hudson: Despicable...
