Chris Mosh vs Anastasia Baudelaire

As you probably know, Anastasia Baudelaire and Chris Mosh have been teaming up as a tag team for a few weeks. And as you also probably know, both of them did not agree with this. This tag team went up in flames on the ThrowDown before Black Magic after they lost their match to Wendy "Zombie" Stevens and Charlie "Maneater" Jennings, when Chris Mosh threatened to tell everybody Anastasia's "secret" unless they had a match at Black Magic. Of course, Anastasia happily agreed. And that is exactly how Anastasia and Mosh have went from a tag team to fighting at a PPV.


And once again Anastasia is not in her mansion, but at a lake and there are no servants pampering her. In fact, she is the only one there except for, of course, her main servant, Claude Abreo, who seems to be minding his own business instead of serving Anastasia(and of course the cameraman is there too.) When the camera cuts on, Anastasia is telling him to come and help her set up a picnic, which he shakes his head and does, half-heartedly. Anastasia rolls his eyes at him and then turns to the camera to cut the promo while he is setting up the picnic - after all, he might take a while since lately he's been acting like he doesn't want to work for Anastasia anymore, and no doubt he is taking his time today.


"Quelle journée parfaite pour un pique-nique!"


A snort from Claude and then Anastasia just turns around and starts yelling at him like yelling is what your supposed to do. Claude doesn't seem to be scared a bit, so Anastasia turns around, rolls her eyes, and then starts talking to the camera like she wasn't just screaming inhumanely at someone.


"As I was saying, its a beautiful day for a picnic! That is why I have my servant-"

Anastasia kicks Claude behind her before he can laugh again.


"-setting up a picnic. But let's not get you guys too jealous of me, let's talk about my match against Chris Mosh. But first, I have a question for you Chris. No, really, it's an honest question that I don't know the answer to, and I'm hoping you do. Chris, who got pinned two weeks ago at ThrowDown, I forgot."

Anastasia thinks about this for a moment before smiling.


"Oh yeah, it was you! And who got pinned the bi-week before that? Uuuuumm, let's see. Oh yeah, I remember now, it was you! And a few weeks before that, uhhhhh, oh yeah! We won, but I pinned Anthony Cross, not to mention ending his career. Did you pin him? Did you end him and his wife's careers? No and no. I did. VIP? I don't think so. If anyone is a VIP, it's me."

Anastasia grins.


"In fact, you've accomplished nothing without me. I've even beat you at numerous occasions - you've never beaten me before. At Black Magic will it be your first time? I don't think so."

Anastasia tells Claude to hurry up before moving on.


"And about that secret. I saved your life Chris Mosh. I know it's probably been your lifelong dream to embarrass me, since you hate me so much. But when I accepted your challenge for a match at Black Magic, I saved your already very unaccomplished career. There is no secret, and I highly doubt you had one planned out to share with the world. So you're welcome, Chris."

Anastasia smiles and Claude clears his throat. Anastasia turns around. The picnic is all set up and Claude has already left.


"Well, I'll end it here, Mosh, but I'll see you on Sunday - and the last thing you will see and hear is my theme music as I stand up celebrating while you are lying down in pain."

The promo ends with Anastasia smiling before the camera fades to black.