Post by Admin on Oct 27, 2021 18:00:45 GMT -6
Episode Two
Sunday, October 27, 2021
Streaming only on Splat!
The first 33 seconds of "Elevation" by U2 plays as the opening video package showcases images of MHW superstars such as "War Queen" Leah Aguero, Skrabz, "Trauma" Gabriel Ohio, "The Death Dealer" Solomon Cain, Alex "Bullet" Carbajal, El Diablo Blanco, Second City Riot Squad, The Purge, "Mad Dog" Mark Wright, and "Burning Rose" Crystal Zdunich.
Anastasia Baudelaire (3-9)
vs
Bubbles (0-2)
vs
Bubbles (0-2)
"Kitoko" by Eva hits the sound system, as Anastasia Baudelaire comes through the curtains.
Kris Christopher: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Paris, France... weighing in at 136 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Claude Abreo... Anastasia Baudelaire!!!
Anastasia walks down the ramp with her nose up with Claude Abreo following her. Anastasia goes onto the ring apron and asks Claude Abreo to hold the ropes open so she could get in, which he does.
KC Floyd: Welcome to Episode Two of Elevation, folks! I'm KC Floyd, and this guy next to me is RJ Smith.
RJ Smith: You don't seemed toO pleased to be sitting next to me, KC.
KC Floyd: Oh no, I'm fine. You've grown on me, buddy.
RJ Smith: Oh okay...
KC Floyd: We got us a fun little match here. Anastasia Baudelaire vs Bubbles the clown.
RJ Smith: Isn't she so cute? Does she make those little balloon animals?
Anastasia walks around the ring with her arms high above her head smiling. Her opponent, Bubbles is already in the ring, blowing bubbles into the air from her bubble blower gun.
Kris Christopher: And her opponent, already in the ring... weighing in at 130 pounds..... from Clown Town....... Bubbles!!!
DING DING DING
Match Official: Neisha Whitehead
Match Official: Neisha Whitehead
This was a quick squash match. Bubbles blew some bubbles into Anastasia's face and started giggling uncontrollably, and then Anastasia murdered her.
Once Anastasia put her in the Facelift, Bubbles tapped out like a crazy person!!!
Match Length: 01:01
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
"Kitoko" by Eva begins playing throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... Anastasia Baudelaire!!!
Anastasia Baudelaire celebrates in the ring.
KC Floyd: Nice victory for Anastasia Baudelaire as she heads into Black Magic.
RJ Smith: Oh, I hope she kicks Chris Mosh's ass!
Lacey Williams (2-0)
vs
Toni David (0-4)
vs
Toni David (0-4)
"Don't Cha" by The Pussycat Dolls is playing throughout the arena while Toni David and Jeanne Davis are dancing inside the ring, seductively.
Kris Christopher: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... accompanied by Jeanne Davis.... she is Toni David!!!
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns'n'Roses begins playing throughout the arena. Lacey Williams comes out with a big smile on her face. She waves to everyone and walks down the ramp giving everyone high fives.
Kris Christopher: And her opponent... from Munising, Michigan... weighing in at 109 pounds..... Lacey Williams!!!
Lacey runs into the ring and climbs the corner ropes and waves to everyone.
KC Floyd: Well this is the first time I've seen Toni David in a one on one match.
RJ Smith: This is light work for the newly signed Lacey Williams.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Ginger Knox
Match Official: Ginger Knox
This was a short, but decent match. Jeanne Davis kept trying to cheat for Toni, distracting Lacey every way she could.
Lacey would fall for it a few times, but then she started catching on and it made her more aggressive.
Finally, Lacey connected with that Flying Spinning Heel Kick!!
Then Lacey went to the top rope and hit her 906!!!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
Match Length: 03:33
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns'n'Roses begins to play throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... Lacey Williams!!!
Lacey Williams excitedly celebrates in the ring.
KC Floyd: Lacey Williams remains undefeated here in MHW.
RJ Smith: She's got her toughest opponent yet coming up this Sunday on the next episode of AMMO.
KC Floyd: That's right. She will be going one on one with Jackie "Bandit" Layton.
Union Jacked (2-0)
vs
Streetz (1-1)
vs
Streetz (1-1)
The lights dim and Nonpoint’s cover of “When Doves Cry” begins to play. At the 1:09 mark, the riff kicks in.
“How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)”
The members of Union Jacked, Kate Steele and Jenni Taylor make their way out to a positive reaction from the crowd.
Kris Christopher: The following Tag Team Match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from England... weighing in at a combined weight of 230 pounds..... the team of Diamond Steele and Jenni Taylor... they are Union Jacked!!!
Union Jacked enter the ring and pose on opposing corners, playing to the crowd.
KC Floyd: Well here's an interesting tag team match.
RJ Smith: Union Jacked looking to rise up the tag team ranks here in MHW. And they got a homegrown tag team to get past.
KC Floyd: Yeah, Streetz has been around since day one here in MHW. They just fought in the main event here two weeks ago, on the debut episode.
RJ Smith: In a losing effort for the Tag Titles.
I Ain't Playin" by Mystikal hits the sound system. Dirt and Roach come out wearing all black, with bandanas over their faces.
Kris Christopher: And their opponents... from Atlanta, Georgia....... Dirt and Roach... they are Streetz!!!
They walk down the ramp, and Dirt and Roach get inside the ring.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Neisha Whitehead
Match Official: Neisha Whitehead
This may have been the best match so far. Streetz did their thing, but Union Jacked was hella impressive. Diamond out-wrestled Dirt and Roach, while Jenni Taylor flew around the ring, making it very hard for both Streetz members to keep up.
We thought Dirt was about to tap out to Jenni's The Easy Rider, but Roach broke up the submission, making the referee mad.
And then it looked like Roach was going to give up to Diamond's Siren's Song until Dirt broke that up.
But after Diamond dropped Dirt on the outside with her Diamond Cutter, both women of Union Jacked finished off Roach with Rule Brittania!!!
Jenni made the cover!!!
One!
Two!
......
Three!!!
Match Length: 08:59
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
Nonpoint’s cover of “When Doves Cry” begins to play throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winners of this match... Union Jacked!!!
Union Jacked rock out in the ring.
KC Floyd: Damn good tag team match!
RJ Smith: Union Jacked might be the ones to take down the Second City Riot Squad.
KC Floyd: They're a damn good tag team.
"The V.I.P." Chris Mosh (11-32)
vs
"Sex Symbol" Chris Connor (0-2)
vs
"Sex Symbol" Chris Connor (0-2)
"Sexy Back" plays over the PA, and the strobe lights flicker. "Sex Symbol" Chris Connor comes out onto the stage.
Kris Christopher: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 219 pounds..... from Miami, Florida....... "Sex Symbol" Chris Connor!!!
Chris smiles with his signature smile and then begins walking down the ramp, before getting into the ring.
KC Floyd: Well your favorite MHW wrestler is about to come out.
RJ Smith: Sometimes I wish they'd book me in a match with him, like they did for Wavy Crockett.
KC Floyd: Chris never talks about you though.
RJ Smith: Probably because after Wavy Crockett whooped his ass at the beginning of this Season, he found out commentators could fight too.
The lights go out as "VIP" by Manic Drive featuring Manwell hits the sound system. A "V" then an "I" followed by a "P" appear on the Tron, fading out into "Mosh".
KC Floyd: Well he's got a big match against Anastasia Baudelaire this Sunday at Black Magic.
RJ Smith: And supposedly he's got a secret about Anastasia Baudelaire.
A spotlight hits the top of the stage to show Chris Mosh standing at the top of the stage with Marisol Vilaró at his side. Chris walks down the ramp as he winks at a few of the women in the front row, while Marisol follows behind.
Kris Christopher: And his opponent... from Las Vegas, Nevada... weighing in at 210 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Marisol Vilaró... "The V.I.P." Chris Mosh!!!
Chris gets to the bottom of the ramp as he winks at more of the women in the front row. He climbs up the steps and jumps over the top rope.
KC Floyd: Interestingly enough it's 'Chris vs Chris' here.
RJ Smith: Annnnnd both of these guys fought on the very first episode of MHW.
KC Floyd: Not each other. But yes, they did both compete on the very first episode of Mile High Wrestling.
Chris turns in the middle of the ring, and then leans on the top rope looking at the hard cam with a wink and a smirk.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Ginger Knox
Match Official: Ginger Knox
Mosh and the Sex Symbol had a very competitive match. Both superstars tried to out-wrestle the other, and out-show off the other.
Chris Connor even tried to flirt with Marisol Vilaró, which made Mosh Mad.
In the end, Mosh took Connor out with the Mosh Pit!!!
One!
Two!
......
Three!!!
Match Length: 05:26
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
"VIP" by Manic Drive featuring Manwell plays throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... "The V.I.P." Chris Mosh!!!
Chris Mosh celebrates in the ring with Marisol Vilaró.
KC Floyd: You might not like him, but he's looking good going into his match at Black Magic.
RJ Smith: Anastasia is going to beat his ass this Sunday. Maybe even make him tap out.
KC Floyd: Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Mosh. And good luck on Sunday.
COMMENTARY
El Diablo Blanco (7-6)
vs
SAMSON (3-4)
vs
SAMSON (3-4)
The moment “The Fox (What Did the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays over the PA System, the members of The Diablo Nation in attendance are thrown into a frenzy.
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?"
Just then El Diablo Blanco explodes out onto the stage bouncing around to the music as the fans cheer even louder for The Backyard Phenom.
KC Floyd: Well it's time for our main event of the night, RJ.
RJ Smith: Yes indeed. El D is about to tear it down, just a few days before his big match this Sunday.
El D gingerly makes his way down the ramp high fiving fans all the way to and around the ring.
Kris Christopher: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at 244 pounds..... El Diablo Blanco!!!
Finally rolling into the ring under the bottom rope, El D ascends the second turnbuckle closest to hard cam side and starts playing air guitar to the rest of the song as the crowd sings along.
KC Floyd: El Diablo Blanco will go one on one with Jansen Myrrh this Sunday in New Orleans.
RJ Smith: A No Disquslification Match!
KC Floyd: Yeah, it's going to get crazy...
As the song finishes, El Diablo Blanco turns to each side of the ring and bows to the fans in appreciation.
RJ Smith: Who's his opponent for this episode of Elevation? He fought a jobber two weeks ago.
KC Floyd: A jobber?
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PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS FINE WONT HELP
♫ ♫ ♫
"Lies You Tell" by Scarlxrd hits the sound system.
♫ ♫ ♫
YOU SAY YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THE SHIT THAT SELLS
THIS FUCKING LIFE REALLY SOUNDS LIKE HELL
♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THE LIES YOU TELL YOURSELF
♫ ♫ ♫
With glitches in the streaming broadcast, a man steps through the curtain and stops on the stage. He paces around the stage talking to himself and pointing out in to the crowd, his face hidden below the pulled up hood of his coat and his wild hair, which flows over his face almost becoming one with his unkempt beard.
Kris Christopher: And his opponent... weighing in at 295 pounds..... Samson!!!
Samson walks to the ring, stopping every few seconds to talk in the crowds direction. Upon reaching the ring Samson climbs the steps, walks along the apron and then ducks between the top and middle ropes. Samson walks to the center of the ring, and quickly pulls his hood down then immediately throws his arms out either side of him, in a crucifix pose.
RJ Smith: KC.... do you know about SAMSON?
KC Floyd: I do. He's serious business. El Diablo Blanco is being put to the test a few days before his big match.
RJ Smith: Yeah, this is going to be crazy.
The second his arms are extended the music cuts out but the glitches in the broadcast continue.
KC Floyd: This is kind of a dream match I didn't know was a dream match.
RJ Smith: I know what you mean. I'm kind of pumped to see this go down.
Samson stumbles backwards then falls and rolls through, coming to a stop sitting on the canvas slouched against the bottom ring rope. He stares straight ahead at El Diablo Blanco.
DING DING DING
Match Official: John Vigil
Match Official: John Vigil
This was a good main event. SAMSON kept playing mind games with El D, but it just made El D keep fighting back harder. He definately got a good warm-up for his match this Sunday.
Midway into the match, El D just began dominating SAMSON, but the only problem was he couldn't keep him down. El D tried to get the pinfall victory after The Backyard Elbow, but SAMSON kicked out!
SAMSON would also roll out of the way of a Feeling Froggy. But the second time El D was Felling Froggy, he connected!!!
One!
Two!
......
Three!!!
Match Length: 14:43
DING DING DING
DING DING DING
KC Floyd: El Diablo Blanco is victorious!
“The Fox (What Did the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays throughout the arena.
Kris Christopher: And the winner of this match... El Diablo Blanco!!!
El Diablo Blanco celebrates in the ring.
RJ Smith: He just beat a solid MHW Alumni.
KC Floyd: Impressive victory for El D. And now it's onto Black Magic this Sunday. What a match it's going to be.
RJ Smith: Jansen Myrrh vs El Diablo Blanco. No Disqualificatoon.
KC Floyd: Folks, we'll see you Sunday!
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