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Sunday, October 31, 2021
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♫♫♫
So close (So close)
So close (So close)
So close (So close)
Hear the cameras click and the shots go boom
Money talks, God walks out the room
See now the news, a billion clicks consume
That fake ass bullshit y'all assume
Ass outta you and me, get the fuck away from me
With that factory manufactured sucker energy
Testosteromping that stink from the stage
We bust the sound of outrage against the hate y'all made
Made with hate
Against what hate made
♫♫♫
Wavy Crockett
Mannnn what is really going on?
Ray Hudson
I dont know...
Through the crowd, Double Team Ihari hit the ringside on the backside of the ring. Huruka Ihari reaches into the ring and pulls Bandit underneath the bottom rope and to the floor. Sam quickly gets to her feet and slides into the ring while Muriko slides into the ring also. Muriko attacks Titaness as the lights come up. Emily Falls is right behind them and she slides into the ring, but seems hesitant to join into the attack.
Wavy Crockett
Bruh.... something is real weird right now.
Ray Hudson
I guess Double Team Ihari is physically letting the Shieldmaidens know they want those Tag Titles.
Wavy Crockett
I guess that makes sense, yeah. And I guess they got some new theme music too.
On the outside, Huruka runs Bandit into the ringpost taking her down. Emily watches as Hamilton begins to take over on Muriko, when Huruka slides in and chop blocks Hamilton and now both members of DTI double team Hamiton.
Ray Hudson
They better get going. It's only a matter of time before the other Shieldmaidens join in. Emily Falls and DTI dont stand a chance against ALL the Shieldmaidens.
The Iharis stop and motion to Emily to join in as Samantha struggles to get up. Emily shakes her head, but then as Sam gets to her knees, Emily grins then runs in and nails Hamilton in the face with a kick.
Wavy Crockett
Man, DTI has Emily Falls on her gangsta shit! Check it out!
The three women pull Sam up and Emily lays her out with an Emily Fall!!!
Ray Hudson
Yeah, I never imagined Emily Falls in a situation like this. She seems changed...
The three women force Sam down and just lay into her with punches and kicks. Hamilton puts up a good fight, but with three on one they finally are able to subdue her. They drag her to the corner and use some duct tape to secure her arms to the second ropes in a seated position on the mat.
Ray Hudson
Okay....I think we are taking this too far now.
Bandit gets to her knees and tries to crawl into the ring, but Huruka runs over and drop kicks her back to the floor.
Wavy Crockett
Where the others at?
The fans are chanting for the other Shieldmaidens to come and they pop when Zombie, Bruiser and Psycho run down the aisle. As they slide into the ring, Zombie goes after Huruka, but Muriko sprays green mist into her eyes and Zombie goes down clutching at her face as the Ihari sisters turn their attention to Bruiser and Psycho as they trade blows in the ring.
Wavy Crockett
All hell is breaking loose!!!
Boos from the crowd as Jansen Myrrh and Maho hit the ring and immediately strike Bruiser from behind and then throw her to the floor, following her out. The two begin to double team Bruiser as DTI double team Psycho, finally getting her down when Huruka goes to the top and flies off with a somersault senton onto Psycho as Hamilton tries to free herself from the corner.
Ray Hudson
What in the hell is Jansen Myrrh and her friend doing out here now?
Wavy Crockett
Getting revenge on Zombie for shaving her head. Duh!
Ray Hudson
Can someone asks Azurine Vebbins if this is Everyone Jump The Shieldmaidens To Make A Name For Yourself Day???
Fans pop as "The War Queen" Leah rushes to the ring with a steel chair in hand sliding in and threatens DTI, who back off.
Ray Hudson
Leah may not be a Shieldmaiden but she is here to even out the numbers.
Zombie manages to get herself onto the ring apron as she tries to clear her eyes of the green mist when suddenly Leah turns and swings her chair and nails Zombie right in the head as she drops like a rock back to the floor. The fans begin to boo.
Wavy Crockett
Oh shit!!!
Ray Hudson
Seriously, what in the hell is going on here??!!!!!
Leah turns and high fives DTI and Emily Falls. Bandit once again tries to crawl into the ring but Leah picks her up and puts her down with a Drop The Bomb!!!
Wavy Crockett
Maybe these women are tired of the Shieldmaidens being on top.
Outside the ring, Maho has wrapped a camera cable around the throat of Bruiser as a masked Jansen lays in kick after kick to the midsection of the Shieldmaiden member.
Ray Hudson
Where the hell is Bullet?! Send some help out here! This is getting out of hand!!
Jansen points at Samantha Hamilton still trapped in the corner as Hamilton screams at her. Jansen shakes her head and walks over and picks up the duct tape and tears off a piece and it takes Maho holding the head of Hamilton before Myrrh can place the tape over her mouth.
Wavy Crockett
This shit is crazy, yo!
Huruka, Jansen and Maho now pull up Bruiser. Suddenly, Bruiser is thrown towards Jansen who picks her up and drops her with a Myrrh-driver onto a steel chair!!!
Ray Hudson
Send out security!!!
Jansen sits up and grins as she rises to her feet and there are more high fives all around as Hamilton continues to kick around in the corner.
Wavy Crockett
Nawwww, let them fight.
Ray Hudson
This isn't a fight!!! This is a planned sneak attack....
Knox and Banshee rush into the ring and are immediately jumped by the five and quickly dispatched when the crowd comes to life again as coming from the back Solomon Cain enters the stage and carries a bloody steel chair.
Wavy Crockett
Damn.... here comes Cain. Can we see the rest of that tape now?
Ray Hudson
How can you still be worried about a made up tape when all this is going on?!
Cain throws the bloody chair to the ground and then disappears, before returning dragging Bullet by her feet on to the stage.
Ray Hudson
Oh my God......
Cain begins to drag Bullet down the ramp. She’s obviously been attacked by the chair as she is bleeding from her forehead and completely unresponsive as they make it down to ringside.
Ray Hudson
Is Solomon Cain a part of all this too? Did he set this up? What in the hell is going on?
Hamilton is helpless as she watches her family members being taken out by this group, she continues to struggle to get free. Leaving Bullet on the floor, Cain enters the ring and the group parts for Cain as he walks over to Hamilton who tries to kick at him and is cursing at him all the while he grins as he walks over and grabs her hair and tells her, "They can’t save you now, Sam."
Wavy Crockett
Is Cain the leader of this group? IS this a group, or just a one time get-together? I need answers too...
The other six in the ring just look at each other pleased with how this is going. Solomon reaches over and pulls the tape off of Sam's mouth.
Ray Hudson
I really dont know what to think. My heart is beating so fast....
Samantha Hamilton spits at Cain. He doesn’t react for a moment. Then he reaches up and wipes the spit from his beard. He releases her hair and steps back. Immediately, she is pounced on by the other members as they kick and punch at her before stepping back. Jansen and Huruka pull Hamilton free from her corner, pulling her to her feet. Solomon now has a mic in hand.
"The Lost Child" Solomon Cain
You had this coming, bitch.
Hamilton is thrown to Cain who immediately drops her with a Burnout!!!
Wavy Crockett
Damn...
Cain drops to his knees, grabs a handful of Hamilton’s hair and plants another kiss on her lips before releasing her and letting her head drop to the mat.
Ray Hudson
This is absolutely disgusting...
Everyone in the ring then stands and turns towards the hard camera. Huruka Ihari, Emily Falls, "The War Queen" Leah, "The Lost Child" Solomon Cain, Jansen Myrrh, Maho, and Muriko Ihari stand there as “Made with Hate” by Prophets of Rage once again begins to play across the arena. The tron lights go up with the logo for their group (Coven) showing on the screen.
Wavy Crockett
No fucking way....
Ray Hudson
I'll be damned... they're here....
Wavy Crockett
The Coven...
The lights go out before "Made With Hate" by Prophets of Rage begins playing throughout the arena.
Steve McLarson: I don't want to see Robert Mack go behind a curtain. We need him!
Reggie Carter: I believe that's the Coven's music. Is Jansen Myrrh our new GM of ThrowDown?
All of a sudden the lights come on and Referee Emily Falls walks out onto the stage wearing a suit to mixed reactions and a lot of surprised and/or confused faces in the crowd.
Steve McLarson: Wait a second!
Reggie Carter: Emily Falls has just been promoted from referee to General Manager!
Steve McLarson: Well isn't she the daughter of Robert and Katrina?
Reggie Carter: Yes. So that just means another Mack is in charge. I'm not sure the fans are going to accept this.
Steve McLarson: Well, technically she's a Falls.
Emily Falls hugs her mom and dad and then they leave her on the stage alone with the mic before the music fades away.
Reggie Carter: She's still a Mack at heart.
Steve McLarson: She's nothing like Robert and Katrina....
A "Barf Your Heart Out!" chant breaks out.
Reggie Carter: The fans referring to her old gimmick here in MHW.
Steve McLarson: I can't imagine her running a show.
A "We Want Coven!" chant now breaks out, as Emily Falls patiently waits for the fans to calm down so she can talk.
Emily Falls: I miss those Coven days...
I need another hit, and pull the baggy from my pants pocket and load up the pipe. I begin to heat it and twist it, then put the stim to my lips in inhale deeply. I suck the smoke deep into my lungs and my head feels like it is lifting off of my shoulders as I look into the flames and feel at home.
So as you read this, know, my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile, smile when you think about me
My body's gone, that's all
Saoirse, I already know what you are going to say. You are going to call me a liar and say that I faked my death and that I didn’t really die. But oh, I assure you that I did die, I died and went to hell and there was nothing fake about it. I also know you are going to try and claim that this is all about some entrance music, and probably even call be a cry baby, but like always you are wrong. You’re wrong in assuming you know anything about me, and after Throw Down you’ll be DEAD WRONG, for thinking you can defeat me.
Saoirse, you haven’t defeated anyone since the season began, save a tag match where the other links held the chain together. And me, I have defeated death and the Devil himself… so what chance do you, or any of the Maidens think you can do to me?
I’ll tell you what you can do Saoirse.
Not a damn thing.Except die.
And I am the death dealer.
I give an evil grin and look at the burning Shieldmaidens Clubhouse, and take another hit of my pipe as my brain fades away.
So as you read this, know, my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile, smile when you think about me
My body's gone, that's all
Saoirse, I already know what you are going to say. You are going to call me a liar and say that I faked my death and that I didn’t really die. But oh, I assure you that I did die, I died and went to hell and there was nothing fake about it. I also know you are going to try and claim that this is all about some entrance music, and probably even call be a cry baby, but like always you are wrong. You’re wrong in assuming you know anything about me, and after Throw Down you’ll be DEAD WRONG, for thinking you can defeat me.
Saoirse, you haven’t defeated anyone since the season began, save a tag match where the other links held the chain together. And me, I have defeated death and the Devil himself… so what chance do you, or any of the Maidens think you can do to me?
I’ll tell you what you can do Saoirse.
Not a damn thing.Except die.
And I am the death dealer.
I give an evil grin and look at the burning Shieldmaidens Clubhouse, and take another hit of my pipe as my brain fades away.
Match Official: Regina Ball
MHW Ultimate Championship
"War Queen" Leah Aguero©
vs
El Diablo Blanco
But suddenly, a woman climbed up on the apron and shoved El D off the top rope into the ring, as the boos came rolling back like a bad storm.
Until everyone realized who it was...
Jansen Myrrh
Still some boos, but a loud "Holy Shit!" chant broke out. Leah was on all fours, still breathing heavily, as she looked over at Jansen like she didn't even know she was in Las Vegas tonight.
El D got to all fours too, focusing on Jansen in shock. And Leah got to her feet before charging El D with The End Game!!!
Jansen dropped down from the apron, reaching into the ring, and nudging the ref on the head, as Leah covered El D!
Regina slowly crawled to Leah and El D...
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
"War Queen" Leah Aguero
"War Queen" Leah Aguero©
vs
El Diablo Blanco
But suddenly, a woman climbed up on the apron and shoved El D off the top rope into the ring, as the boos came rolling back like a bad storm.
Until everyone realized who it was...
Jansen Myrrh
Still some boos, but a loud "Holy Shit!" chant broke out. Leah was on all fours, still breathing heavily, as she looked over at Jansen like she didn't even know she was in Las Vegas tonight.
El D got to all fours too, focusing on Jansen in shock. And Leah got to her feet before charging El D with The End Game!!!
Jansen dropped down from the apron, reaching into the ring, and nudging the ref on the head, as Leah covered El D!
Regina slowly crawled to Leah and El D...
One!
Two!
....
Three!!!
WINNER:
"War Queen" Leah Aguero
Match Length: 27:03
Becky G’s “Green Light Go” begins playing throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Ultimate Champion... "War Queen" Leah Aguero!!!
Leah Aguero lays in the middle of the ring, next to El Diablo Blanco. Even more shit flying into the ring. Leah realizes Jansen Myrrh is standing next to her, looking down at her.
Steve McLarson: Jansen Myrrh is back!!!
Reggie Carter: I'm not sure, Steve. I'm so confused right now.
Steve McLarson: I don't think Leah needed any help. But the leader of the Coven is back!!! The Hall of Famer is back!!!
Reggie Carter: Well maybe you're more confused than me. El D had that match won just a moment ago.
Steve McLarson: Oh please! The War Queen would've easily kicked out of that sloppy frog splash!
Leah slowly gets to her feet, realizing Jansen Myrrh is holding her MHW Ultimate Championship belt. Leah raises her eyebrow before Jansen presents her with her belt and gives her a nod of approval!
Reggie Carter: Jansen Myrrh has the belt. You don't think she wants it, do you?
Steve McLarson: Well sure she wants it. Anyone who wrestles for a living, or even as a hobby, wants the MHW Ultimate Championship.
Reggie Carter: But I mean.. is that why she's out here?
Leah puts her belt over her shoulder, nodding back.
Leah Aguero: Let’s change it up a bit today, no? You decide.
Jed Coffey: Right away.
Jed turns to a wall of liquor behind him and grabs a bottle of Teremana Tequila. He fills a tumbler with ice, pours the tequila in and tops off with a spritz of tonic water and lime. He slides the glass across the counter where Leah takes a sip. She tips her head to Coffey before turning around to the camera.
Leah Aguero: So many of you feel that you can just step up to the Queen and walk away unscathed. Hell, you think you can come at the Queendom in general but the end results are always the same. Eavan Maloney believed she was worthy to stand before the Queen and yet where is she now? Begging and pleading for someone to sign her out of her own mandated retirement. How quickly the tides change with only a few passing months. El Diablo Blanco, the luchadork, thought he could step before the Queen as well. He put up a valiant fight but just like so many before him, he too was slain at the hands of the War Queen. The Wild Hunt took a shot at the Queendom but the Second City Riot Squad beat them time and time again. Today, they are no longer a unit. Kara Carter lost her smile, picked up her bags and went home. Don’t give me some bullshit about how your 4 month contract with Mile High Wrestling was up and you decided not to renew. No matter your reasons, another one bites the dust. The Queendom continues to stand tall while so many others fall at our feet.
The War Queen grabs her glass from the bar top and takes another sip.
Leah Aguero: We’ve already come to see our next challenger to the throne. It comes in the form of a whiny, manipulative, no talent hack of an artist known as Skrabal Stanzas.
Wavy Crockett
Man..... if this is what Black Magic is going to be like, I'm in!
Jansen looks to be running scared as Bruiser follows, but it turns out to be a trap as from behind Gabriel Ohio appears and drops Bruiser with a giant boot to the back of the head.
Ray Hudson
What in the hell...?!
Jansen laughs as she gives Ohio a high five. Ohio pulls up Bruiser so that Jansen can kick her square in the stomach, doubling over the Maiden.
And now... Designs By Valkyrie proudly presents...
The Designs By Valkyrie logo slowly emerges from a purple cloud of smoke.
MHW Black Magic!!!
The MHW Black Magic logo slowly emerges from a purple cloud of smoke.
Fireworks explode on the stage area inside of the Smoothie King Center, as the fans cheer hoping to be on camera, while "Last One Standing" by Eminem, Skylar Grey, Polo G, and Mozzy plays throughout the arena. Different fan signs are shown, such as:
NEW ORLEANS IS
CRYSTAL COUNTRY
R.I.P.
SOLOMON CAIN
IF SKRABZ WINS,
WE RIOT
FUCK
JANSEN MYRRH
WE WANT
VALKYRIE
CRYSTAL COUNTRY
R.I.P.
SOLOMON CAIN
IF SKRABZ WINS,
WE RIOT
FUCK
JANSEN MYRRH
WE WANT
VALKYRIE
Ray Hudson: Welcome everyone to MHW Black Magic!! And tonight is definately going to be magic! I'm Ray Hudson, joined by both Wavy Crockett AND Jen Vallejos.
Jen Vallejos: It's just like the old days, guys.
Ray Hudson: Happy Halloween! We are live in New Orleans, Lousiana.
Wavy Crockett: The 504 is lit tonight for Halloween. For Black Magic.
Jen Vallejos: For the War Queen vs Skrabz! For that Prison Break Match! For El D vs Jansen Myrrh!
Ray Hudson: We have a lot of big matches tonight.
Wavy Crockett: I'm just tryna see my baby Crystal!
MHW ThrowDown TV Championship
Triple Threat Match
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright© (7-3)
vs
Keith Ford (2-1)
vs
Ripley (13-22)
The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entranceway and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. "Redneck Stomp" by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a Halloween costume of sorts.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is a Triple Threat Match for one fall, and is for the MHW ThrowDown TV Championship!!! Introducing first... from Brooksville, Florida... weighing in at 220 pounds..... Ripley!!!
Ripley stands at the top of the entrance ramp for a moment while looking around at the fans then heads for the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he takes time to slap the hands of a few fans.
Ray Hudson: He is the inaugural AMMO Champion. He once held the Tag Team Titles with Chris Mosh. He is an MHW Hall of Famer. Can Ripley add the ThrowDown Title to his name?
Jen Vallejos: There's no doubt he can, Ray.
Once Ripley reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.
Ray Hudson: Ripley and Mad Dog both have a beef with Keith Ford. So you would think Keith might get eliminated early in the match, leaving Ripley and Mad Dog to fight over the belt.
Wavy Crockett: Shit, Keith Ford gon whoop both they asses!
In the ring Ripley paces around then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans, he points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down, takes off his shirt and tosses it to ringside before squatting down in one of the corners of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.
Ray Hudson: Ripley looks focused.
The rooster crows and the lights fade to black. Just as the beat comes in the lights strobe to it. After a few seconds, out steps Keith Ford carrying Mad Dog's ThrowDown Championship, followed by his cousin Reed.
Kimberly Brooks: And one of his opponents... from Dublin, Georgia... weighing in at 310 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by his cousin Reed... Keith Ford!!!
Reed points at Keith Ford with both hands telling the fans in attendance all about his big ass cousin. Keith Ford just walks down the ramp with a blank face, looking very very intimidating.
Wavy Crockett: Keith still got that man's belt. This guy is a real gangsta. He fittin to retain his Championship.
Jen Vallejos: He stole the belt. He's not Champion, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: You go ahead and tell him that.
Once Keith Ford gets to the ring he jumps up onto the ring apron while Reed slowly walks up the steps still telling the fans all about Keith Ford. Both Keith Ford and Reed get into the ring and Keith Ford paces around in a circle while Reed stands in the middle talking to the fans without stopping to take a breath.
Ray Hudson: All Keith did was piss Mad Dog off. You don't steal from someone like Mad Dog and get away with it.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG! ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!"
The sound of banjo picking begins to play over the PA as "Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Woke up early this morning
As I looked around my world be crumblin' down
What I saw, I couldn't believe, Who are you?
What might I be? Oh, the things you do
"Mad Dog" Mark Wright comes barreling through the entrance way, chugging a can of beer, followed by Sunny Jim.
Kimberly Brooks: And their opponent... from Big Ugly, West Virginia... weighing in at 238 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Sunny Jim... he is the MHW ThrowDown TV Champion... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Mad Dog stops at the top of the entrance way and smashes the can on his head. Mad Dog throws the smashed can into the crowd and then pulls his jacket off throwing it down and runs down the entrance way and slides under the bottom rope into the ring.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Regina Ball
Keith Ford really has a fascination with Mad Dog, as he was automatically locked on him, smiling but mildly talking shit. He slowly approached Mad Dog, who looked ready to go. But then Ripley grabbed Keith by the arm to get his attention.
Keith grabbed Ripley by the neck from the side and then slowly turned his attention to him, with anger in his face now. Ripley kicked Keith, causing Keith to loosen his grip. And then Ripley hit Keith with a European uppercut, forcing Keith to fully release his choke grip.
Before Ripley could do anything else, Keith clotheslined the fuck out of him. Then he turned back to Mad Dog, who wasted no time charging him with a spear to the mat.
Mad Dog quickly mounted Keith and started laying into him with punches. Ripley was slowly pulling himself up on the ropes, holding his neck in pain from that hard clothesline.
Mad Dog took notice of Ripley and got to his feet, going after Ripley next. He began sending forearms to the back of Ripley before Ripley could even stand all the way up.
And Keith was right back to his feet. He ran at Mad Dog hitting him with a knee to the back. Mad Dog stumbled forward into the ropes, holding his back, then turned around into a chokeslam from Keith.
Keith mounted Mad Dog and started driving knees into his ribs until Ripley pushed him off. Ripley stepped towards Keith and Keith shoved him back, sending him backwards into the ropes. But Ripley came back at Keith with a rebound clothesline.
Ripley turned to Mad Dog and gave him a standing elbow drop. And another! And then he was spun around by Keith, who was already back up, and Ripley was taken down with a belly to belly suplex.
Ripley rolled out of the ring to the concrete floor and Keith was alone with Mad Dog. Keith began to pull Mad Dog to his feet and Mad Dog sent a headbutt upwards into the bottom of Keith's jaw.
Mad Dog kicked Keith Ford. Then he gave him a second kick. A third kick. And then Keith grabbed Mad Dog and dropped him with a body slam.
Mad Dog wobbled back to his feet and Keith took him right back down with a powerslam. Keith taunted the fans of New Orleans and Ripley slid back into the ring. Keith took notice and charged him with a clothesline that Ripley ducked under. Keith turned around into a neckbreaker from Ripley.
Mad Dog was getting back to his feet and Ripley saw. Ripley charged him with a clothesline, but Mad Dog ducked under and ran the ropes opposite. Mad Dog came charging back with a running knee, taking Ripley's head off.
Mad Dog climbed to the middle rope to do a move to Ripley, but Kieth was back up and came charging him. Mad Dog jumped over Keith, who stopped himself in the corner.
Keith turned around into an exploder suplex from Mad Dog. Ripley was getting to his feet and Mad Dog came up behind him with a German suplex.
And Keith was right back up, kicking Mad Dog in the gut. And then Keith hit him with a stalling suplex. Then Ripley came out of nowhere with the Mark of Failure on Keith Ford!!!
The fans were cheering Ripley on, and then it turned to boos as Reed started tugging on Keith's arm from the outside, and Keith rolled out of the ring, laying on the concrete floor.
Ripley shook his head and then focused on Mad Dog, ready to take him out with the Mark of Failure. Ripley charged Mad Dog, and Mad Dog front rolled right under Ripley's boot.
Ripley turned around and Mad Dog pulled him into a headlock, before giving him a noggie. Ripley sent an elbow up into Mad Dog's jaw.
Ripley went to grapple Mad Dog and Mad Dog shoved him backwards. Mad Dog charged Ripley and was taken down with an unexpected Mark of Failure!!!
Somehow, Keith Ford was on his feet inside the ring and he grabbed Ripley and locked him into that Bear Hug!!
It wasn't looking good, and eventually Ripley passed out, so Keith dropped him. Keith would focus his attention on Mad Dog and slowly stalk him.
Keith would pull Mad Dog up and place his head between his legs for his finisher. But Mad Dog would stand up straight, sending Keith Ford flipping over his head.
Keith would get back to his feet and Mad Dog would take him down with that Mountaineer Lariat!!
And then Mad Dog went to the top rope at a slow pace, before coming down with Go Mad!!!
Mad Dog hooked the leg!
One!
Two!
......
Three!!!
Match Length: 05:47
DING DING DING
Match Official: Regina Ball
Keith Ford really has a fascination with Mad Dog, as he was automatically locked on him, smiling but mildly talking shit. He slowly approached Mad Dog, who looked ready to go. But then Ripley grabbed Keith by the arm to get his attention.
Keith grabbed Ripley by the neck from the side and then slowly turned his attention to him, with anger in his face now. Ripley kicked Keith, causing Keith to loosen his grip. And then Ripley hit Keith with a European uppercut, forcing Keith to fully release his choke grip.
Before Ripley could do anything else, Keith clotheslined the fuck out of him. Then he turned back to Mad Dog, who wasted no time charging him with a spear to the mat.
Mad Dog quickly mounted Keith and started laying into him with punches. Ripley was slowly pulling himself up on the ropes, holding his neck in pain from that hard clothesline.
Mad Dog took notice of Ripley and got to his feet, going after Ripley next. He began sending forearms to the back of Ripley before Ripley could even stand all the way up.
And Keith was right back to his feet. He ran at Mad Dog hitting him with a knee to the back. Mad Dog stumbled forward into the ropes, holding his back, then turned around into a chokeslam from Keith.
Keith mounted Mad Dog and started driving knees into his ribs until Ripley pushed him off. Ripley stepped towards Keith and Keith shoved him back, sending him backwards into the ropes. But Ripley came back at Keith with a rebound clothesline.
Ripley turned to Mad Dog and gave him a standing elbow drop. And another! And then he was spun around by Keith, who was already back up, and Ripley was taken down with a belly to belly suplex.
Ripley rolled out of the ring to the concrete floor and Keith was alone with Mad Dog. Keith began to pull Mad Dog to his feet and Mad Dog sent a headbutt upwards into the bottom of Keith's jaw.
Mad Dog kicked Keith Ford. Then he gave him a second kick. A third kick. And then Keith grabbed Mad Dog and dropped him with a body slam.
Mad Dog wobbled back to his feet and Keith took him right back down with a powerslam. Keith taunted the fans of New Orleans and Ripley slid back into the ring. Keith took notice and charged him with a clothesline that Ripley ducked under. Keith turned around into a neckbreaker from Ripley.
Mad Dog was getting back to his feet and Ripley saw. Ripley charged him with a clothesline, but Mad Dog ducked under and ran the ropes opposite. Mad Dog came charging back with a running knee, taking Ripley's head off.
Mad Dog climbed to the middle rope to do a move to Ripley, but Kieth was back up and came charging him. Mad Dog jumped over Keith, who stopped himself in the corner.
Keith turned around into an exploder suplex from Mad Dog. Ripley was getting to his feet and Mad Dog came up behind him with a German suplex.
And Keith was right back up, kicking Mad Dog in the gut. And then Keith hit him with a stalling suplex. Then Ripley came out of nowhere with the Mark of Failure on Keith Ford!!!
The fans were cheering Ripley on, and then it turned to boos as Reed started tugging on Keith's arm from the outside, and Keith rolled out of the ring, laying on the concrete floor.
Ripley shook his head and then focused on Mad Dog, ready to take him out with the Mark of Failure. Ripley charged Mad Dog, and Mad Dog front rolled right under Ripley's boot.
Ripley turned around and Mad Dog pulled him into a headlock, before giving him a noggie. Ripley sent an elbow up into Mad Dog's jaw.
Ripley went to grapple Mad Dog and Mad Dog shoved him backwards. Mad Dog charged Ripley and was taken down with an unexpected Mark of Failure!!!
Somehow, Keith Ford was on his feet inside the ring and he grabbed Ripley and locked him into that Bear Hug!!
It wasn't looking good, and eventually Ripley passed out, so Keith dropped him. Keith would focus his attention on Mad Dog and slowly stalk him.
Keith would pull Mad Dog up and place his head between his legs for his finisher. But Mad Dog would stand up straight, sending Keith Ford flipping over his head.
Keith would get back to his feet and Mad Dog would take him down with that Mountaineer Lariat!!
And then Mad Dog went to the top rope at a slow pace, before coming down with Go Mad!!!
Mad Dog hooked the leg!
One!
Two!
......
Three!!!
Match Length: 05:47
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: And Mad Dog is still Champion!!!
"Losin Your Mind" by Black Label Society begins playing throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown TV Champion... "Mad Dog" Mark Wright!!!
Mad Dog has rolled out of the ring trying to catch his breath after that fast paced match. Sunny Jim hands him his Championship, before they celebrate up the ramp.
Wavy Crockett: Keith Ford stole that man's belt, and Mad Dog took that shit right back.
Jen Vallejos: Mad Dog has been dominating as Champion. Can anyone take that belt away from him?
Ray Hudson: I don't know, Jen. No one has been able to yet.
All of a sudden, all the lights in the arena go out other than the glow from the titantron screen.
Wavy Crockett: Oh shit! It's The Undertaker!!!!!
Jen Vallejos: What's going on?
Wavy Crockett: Bitch, I just said it was The Undertaker...
Jen Vallejos: What?!
Wavy Crockett: Ow!!!! Don't put your hands on me!
A picture of Ripley appears on the titantron. The one we've been seeing in those segments with the mysterious man.
Ray Hudson: Oh.... I know what this is....
Jen Vallejos: Are we finally going to see the mysterious man in the ring?
All of a sudden, the picture of Ripley catches fire and burns until it becomes nothing but ashes and then the titantron goes black.
Wavy Crockett: Jen just popped me in the back of the head and y'all worried bout the mysterious man?
A slowed down demonic version of "Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins playing and seconds later a single spotlight shines down on Ripley, who is sitting in the ring looking around confused.
Ray Hudson: I think we are, Jen.
Jen Vallejos: What do you think he wants with Ripley? Who is he?
The music stops and then all the lights return to normal, and the mysterious man is standing in the ring in front of Ripley.
Ray Hudson: Uh oh...
Jen Vallejos: He's here! He's here!
A "Holy Shit!" chant breaks out in New Orleans, as Ripley slowly gets to his feet curious as to who the mysterious man is and why he's chosen him.
Ray Hudson: Ripley just had a grueling match, and now he has to deal with this man.
Wavy Crockett: He's tough. He can handle it.
As soon as Ripley was standing all the way up, the mysterious man charged him with a running knee strike.
Ray Hudson: Whoa!
The mysterious man then mounted Ripley and began laying into him with hard forearm strikes, as the fans booed.
Jen Vallejos: Whoever he is, he's a beast of a man!
Wavy Crockett: Thug life!
A "Who Are You?" chant then broke out and the mysterious man got to his feet.
Ray Hudson: These people want to know who he is. I want to know who he is.
Wavy Crockett: It ain't The Undertaker...
The mysterious man then revealed who he was....
Alastair Frost
Ray Hudson: Holy shit!
Jen Vallejos: It's Alastair Frost!
Wavy Crockett: This really is the night of the Coven! They're all here!
Jen Vallejos: Wow....
Alastair Frost then got to Ripley before he could get up, and locked him into his Hell Hound!!!
Ray Hudson: Alastair Frost is back in MHW!
Jen Vallejos: This is crazy! I never thought it was him!
More referees came to the ring and they were all trying to pull Alastair Frost off.
Ray Hudson: Alastair Frost wants to be the face of AMMO, and he's taking out the man who many people consider the face of AMMO.
Finally, Alastair Frost let go of Ripley and stood tall over him, as the fans booed him very loudly.
Jen Vallejos: I am shocked...
Ray Hudson: What an interesting way to start off the show. And now we're about to dive off into two superstars that Katrina Mack tried to make into a tag team.
Wavy Crockett: She must hate Anastasia Baudelaire. Like Anastasia must've looked at Katrina the wrong way or something. Cause why the fuck would you make someone team up with Chris Mosh?
Jen Vallejos: You really don't like Chris at all, Wavy. And it's crazy, because you're both douchebags.
Ray Hudson: Anyways... Chris has been claiming he knows something about Anastasia that she doesn't want anyone to know. And he threatened to spill those beans if she didn't help him make Katrina stop teaming them up. And now they are going one on one here tonight.
"The V.I.P. Chris Mosh (12-32)
vs
Anastasia Baudelaire (4-9)
The lights go out as "VIP" by Manic Drive featuring Manwell hits the sound system. A "V" then an "I" followed by a "P" appear on the Tron, fading out into "Mosh".
Wavy Crockett: I'ma go ahead and challenge this bitch to a rematch. I'm sick of him.
Jen Vallejos: Damn, Wavy. Chill...
A spotlight hits the top of the stage to show Chris Mosh standing at the top of the stage with Marisol Vilaró at his side. Chris walks down the ramp as he winks at a few of the women in the front row, while Marisol follows behind.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Las Vegas, Nevada... weighing in at 210 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Marisol Vilaró... "The V.I.P." Chris Mosh!!!
Chris gets to the bottom of the ramp as he winks at more of the women in the front row. He climbs up the steps and jumps over the top rope.
Wavy Crockett: He had me out of work for months. He a whole bitch.
Ray Hudson: Chill, Wavy. For real.
Chris turns in the middle of the ring, and then leans on the top rope looking at the hard cam with a wink and a smirk.
Jen Vallejos: So what do you think this secret is about Anastasia Baudelaire?
Ray Hudson: I don't know if Chris really knows anything.
Wavy Crockett: He a whole gossip girl out here.
"Kitoko" by Eva hits the sound system, as Anastasia Baudelaire comes through the curtains.
Kimberly Brooks: And his opponent... from Paris, France... weighing in at 136 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Claude Abreo... Anastasia Baudelaire!!!
Anastasia walks down the ramp with her nose up with Claude Abreo following her. Anastasia goes onto the ring apron and asks Claude Abreo to hold the ropes open so she could get in, which he does. She walks around the ring with her arms high above her head smiling.
DING DING DING
Match Official: John Vigil
Mosh taunts Anastasia right out the gate, teasing that he knows her little secret. She actually looks a little nervous, but is trying to hide it with her anger.
Once Mosh gets close enough, Anastasia slaps him hard across his face. Mosh clotheslines her to the mat. The fans boo while Mosh raises his arms in the air in celebration, teasing the New Orleans audience.
Mosh turns back to Anastasia who is already up, and she gives him a modified spinebuster and goes right into trying to put him into a Boston crab.
Mosh fights out of it, kicking Anastasia away. He gets to his feet and she comes at him quickly, only to be taken down with a belly to belly suplex. Mosh taunts the fans again as they just keep booing him.
Anastasia slowly gets to her feet and Mosh takes her right back down with a swinging neckbreaker. Mosh hooks the leg.
One!
Kickout!
Mosh looks shocked and impressed. He gets to his feet and gives her a sidekick to the ribs while she's still grounded. Then he pulls her to her feet and drops her with a ddt. Another pin.
One!
Kickout!
Mosh just shakes his head with a smirk on his face, making it look easy. He reaches down to grab her and Anastasia just yanks him down into an armbar.
The fans are axlctually cheering. Mosh is fighting to get out and Anastasia is applying pressure while the ref is checking on him. He eventually fights out of it.
Both superstars get to their feet and Mosh takes Anastasia down with a pump handle suplex. He sits up and dusts his hands off, still making it look easy.
Mosh pulls Anastasia back to her feet and takes her down with a snap suplex. Then he hooks the leg again.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Mosh now finally seems like he's starting to get annoyed a little, but forces a smile on his face.
Mosh pulls Anastasia up to her feet again and this time she pushes him away. Then Anastasia goes to throw a punch, but Mosh ducks under, goes behind her, and drops her with a German suplex.
Mosh kept control for a little while longer, but then Anastasia finally really started fighting back and the fans were getting behind it. They must hate Mosh that much.
But then bamn! Chris Mosh hit Anastasia Baudelaire with his Superkick!!
And then he waited, stalking her, while she slowly wobbled back to her feet. And he took her down with the Moshplex!!!
One!
Two!
But Anastasia adjusted her body, rolling Mosh over in the process and hooked him into the Total Makeover!!!
Mosh was clawing to get to the ropes, screaming in pain as Anastasia's face turned bright red as she used all her strength to pull on Mosh as hard as she could.
And finally Mosh tapped out!!!
Match Length: 08:25
DING DING DING
Match Official: John Vigil
Mosh taunts Anastasia right out the gate, teasing that he knows her little secret. She actually looks a little nervous, but is trying to hide it with her anger.
Once Mosh gets close enough, Anastasia slaps him hard across his face. Mosh clotheslines her to the mat. The fans boo while Mosh raises his arms in the air in celebration, teasing the New Orleans audience.
Mosh turns back to Anastasia who is already up, and she gives him a modified spinebuster and goes right into trying to put him into a Boston crab.
Mosh fights out of it, kicking Anastasia away. He gets to his feet and she comes at him quickly, only to be taken down with a belly to belly suplex. Mosh taunts the fans again as they just keep booing him.
Anastasia slowly gets to her feet and Mosh takes her right back down with a swinging neckbreaker. Mosh hooks the leg.
One!
Kickout!
Mosh looks shocked and impressed. He gets to his feet and gives her a sidekick to the ribs while she's still grounded. Then he pulls her to her feet and drops her with a ddt. Another pin.
One!
Kickout!
Mosh just shakes his head with a smirk on his face, making it look easy. He reaches down to grab her and Anastasia just yanks him down into an armbar.
The fans are axlctually cheering. Mosh is fighting to get out and Anastasia is applying pressure while the ref is checking on him. He eventually fights out of it.
Both superstars get to their feet and Mosh takes Anastasia down with a pump handle suplex. He sits up and dusts his hands off, still making it look easy.
Mosh pulls Anastasia back to her feet and takes her down with a snap suplex. Then he hooks the leg again.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Mosh now finally seems like he's starting to get annoyed a little, but forces a smile on his face.
Mosh pulls Anastasia up to her feet again and this time she pushes him away. Then Anastasia goes to throw a punch, but Mosh ducks under, goes behind her, and drops her with a German suplex.
Mosh kept control for a little while longer, but then Anastasia finally really started fighting back and the fans were getting behind it. They must hate Mosh that much.
But then bamn! Chris Mosh hit Anastasia Baudelaire with his Superkick!!
And then he waited, stalking her, while she slowly wobbled back to her feet. And he took her down with the Moshplex!!!
One!
Two!
But Anastasia adjusted her body, rolling Mosh over in the process and hooked him into the Total Makeover!!!
Mosh was clawing to get to the ropes, screaming in pain as Anastasia's face turned bright red as she used all her strength to pull on Mosh as hard as she could.
And finally Mosh tapped out!!!
Match Length: 08:25
DING DING DING
Jen Vallejos: Anastasia is red hot right now! Wow!
"Kitoko" by Eva plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Anastasia Baudelaire!!!
Anastasia Baudelaire celebrates her victory in the ring.
Ray Hudson: Anastasia Baudelaire has just made Chris Mosh tap out! What a big deal for her!
Wavy Crockett: Can we get a hundred replays of that? It was awesome watching him crying in pain!
Jen Vallejos: Stop being mean, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: She calls it the Total Makeover, but that man still ugly.
Jen Vallejos: Oh my...
The music fades away and the cameras show Chris Mosh walking up the steps with a mic in hand, breathing hard.
Chris Mosh: No, no! You cheated! You cheated!
Anastasia rolls her eyes.
Chris Mosh: You want to cheat to beat me? You want to embarrass me in front of these stupid people?
Mosh points around the arena while the fans boo him.
Chris Mosh: Everyone, Anastasia Baudelaire has a secret she's been hiding from all of you...
Anastasia gives a "please don't" look.
Chris Mosh: You see, she's been lieing to everyone about her life.
Anastasia goes to stop Mosh, but he rolls out of the ring.
Chris Mosh: Anastasia Baudelaire is not actually rich. She is not a billionaire, or a millionaire. She is just a basic little girl like everyone here in New Orleans.
Anastasia rolls out of the ring and Mosh jogs up the ramp.
Chris Mosh: She just pretends to be rich. She just pretends to be a French model. She's actually a nobody....
The fans are booing. Anastasia slightly looks off to the right, at the crowd on that side of the arena.
Chris Mosh: She isn't even really French at all!! Anastasia Baudelaire is a fake!
Mosh leaves through the curtains as Anastasia looks embarrassed.
Ray Hudson: What is he talking about?
Jen Vallejos: What makes him think that?
Wavy Crockett: What a clown, to talk that shit and then run away like a little bitch.
Jen Vallejos: But what is he talking about? Anastasia looks really embarassed...
Jen Vallejos: Do you guys believe Anastasia Baudelaire has really been making up her life?
Wavy Crockett: I don't believe anything that comes out of that loser's mouth.
Ray Hudson: I don't know. Anastasia's reaction to it made it seem like it's possible.
Jen Vallejos: If it's true, it sucks that Anastasia lied to us all. But it's even more messed up that Chris Mosh told her business.
"Burning Rose" Crystal Zdunich (6-3)
vs
"Princess" Brittany Williams (3-3)
"We R Who We R" by Ke$ha begins to blast across all the speakers. "Princess" Brittany Williams emerges from behind the curtain wearing a tiara on her head, and her MHW AMMO TV Championship around her waist. She smiles as the crowd welcomes her with boos.
Ray Hudson: Well it's time for 'mother vs daughter', guys.
Wavy Crockett: My step daughter been out of line lately. So her mom fittin to whoop her ass in front of everyone.
Ray Hudson: Is that what it is?
Jennifer Williams and "Simply Scandalous" Stephanie Sullivan step out from behind the curtain to follow Princess down the ramp.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... from Hollywood, California... weighing in at 103 pounds..... being accompanied to the ring by Jennifer Williams and Stephanie Sullivan... she is the MHW AMMO TV Champion... "Princess" Brittany Williams!!!
Brittany slides into the ring as she slowly takes her tiara and Championship off, waiting for her opponent to come out next.
Wavy Crockett: Here comes my baby!!!
Jen Vallejos: Oh Lord.
The entire arena fades to black as we are left in nothing but darkness. All of a sudden Crystal's voice can be heard all throughout the speaker systems.
"YOUR SMILE MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE... THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP!!!!"
As soon as that is said explosions can be heard going off as we are treated to some flame pyros.
Wavy Crockett: And your smile makes my heart explode too...
Jen Vallejos: I like Crystal Zdunich. She would never, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: Man, you stay mad I won't give you no play...
"Smile Bomb" by 17thekid plays across the speakers and it is at that moment when the crimson red haired "Burning Rose" Crystal Zdunich walks from the curtains. She is accompanied by her wife Seleana Zdunich, Jenni Taylor, and Diamond Steele. The four of them make their way to the ring.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from Los Angeles, California... weighing in at 115 pounds..... she is being accompanied to the ring by Seleana Zdunich and Union Jacked... "Burning Rose" Crystal Zdunich!!!
Crystal is focused as she walks to the ring with a purpose. She however slaps the outstretched hands of fans along the way. She runs up the stairs and walks to the middle of the apron. She flicks her hair before she drops down into a split that gains the pop of the entire crowd.
Ray Hudson: A lot of people expect Crystal Zdunich to win the Ultimate Championship at some point.
Wavy Crockett: Oh, she can do that. No doubt.
Jen Vallejos: She's definitely the future of MHW.
Crystal slides into the ring and as soon as she is inside she kips up to her feet. She tosses her Shoto inspired hoodie towards her wife as she awaits the start of the match. Seleana cheers for her wife as her wife is locked in a trance.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Samantha Demars
Both mother and daughter step to the middle of the ring. Crystal stares a hole through her daughter, while Princess just talks trash to her. They both lock up and tangle for a moment, until Princess takes her mom down with a snapmare.
Princess grabs her mom's hair and yanks her back to her feet and then gives her a hair toss. The fans are booing loudly, and Princess just taunts them inside the ring.
Crystal gets to her feet and the two lock up again. This time Crystal rolls her up into a small package.
One!
Teo!
Kickout!
They both get to their feet and Crystal takes her down with a snapmare. Then she pulls Princess back up by her hair and takes her down with a hair toss, just like her daughter did her.
The fans cheer Crystal and she flaunts around the ring with a smirk on her face before screaming "New Orleans is Crystal Country". Princess gets to her feet and the two lock up once more. Crystal takes her daughter down with a body slam.
Princess stumbles to her feet and Crystal goes for an enziguri, but Princess ducks her head. Princess grabs her mom from behind and Crystal quickly sends elbows back at Princess's jaw.
Crystal turns around and Princess pushes her away. Princess charges her mom and her mom takes her down with a snap mare followed by a running dropkick to her face while Princess is seated.
Crystal goes to the top rope and Princess gets to her feet. Crystal flies off the top rope with a hurricanrana, but Princess powerbombs her from the position instead.
Princess hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Princess pulls her mom to her feet and Crystal quickly grabs her and takes her down with a leg sweep. Then she runs the ropes and comes flying back at Princess with a springboard moonsault.
Princess stumbles to her feet and Crystal runs the ropes again, this time jumping up and hitting a springboard armdrag to Princess.
Princess wobbles back to her feet and Crystal hits her with Flashing Lights!!
Crystal hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
.....
Kickout!
This match stays pretty competitive, while Princess slowly wears herself down faster than Crystal does. But then Princess got a burst of energy and took Crystal down with a tiltawhirl armdrag.
Princess got out onto the apron while her mother slowly got to her feet. And Princess jumped up and flew at her mom with a springboard tornado ddt.
Then Princess got out onto the apron again, on the other side of the ring, while her mother very slowly got to her feet. And Princess jumped up and flew at Crystal with a springboard armdrag.
Crystal got to her feet, and Princess looked to finish her with Boom Headshot!!!
And then Princess ran the ropes and connected on Crystal with Woo Hoo Stay Down Noob!!!
The fans are booing and Princes is laughing trough her heavy breathing. Princess goes to the top rope looking to finish off her mom once and for all.
Princess comes flying off with Hollywood Hills!!!
But Crystal brings her knees up!!!
Both women slowly get to their feet, Princess holding her ribs in pain. And Crystal hits Princess with Flashing Lights again!!
Crystal slowly makes her way to the corner of the ring and goes to the top rope while every fan in New Orleans gets to their feet. Crystal hits her daughter with Rose Prism Power!!!
Crystal hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
Match Length: 10:34
DING DING DING
Match Official: Samantha Demars
Both mother and daughter step to the middle of the ring. Crystal stares a hole through her daughter, while Princess just talks trash to her. They both lock up and tangle for a moment, until Princess takes her mom down with a snapmare.
Princess grabs her mom's hair and yanks her back to her feet and then gives her a hair toss. The fans are booing loudly, and Princess just taunts them inside the ring.
Crystal gets to her feet and the two lock up again. This time Crystal rolls her up into a small package.
One!
Teo!
Kickout!
They both get to their feet and Crystal takes her down with a snapmare. Then she pulls Princess back up by her hair and takes her down with a hair toss, just like her daughter did her.
The fans cheer Crystal and she flaunts around the ring with a smirk on her face before screaming "New Orleans is Crystal Country". Princess gets to her feet and the two lock up once more. Crystal takes her daughter down with a body slam.
Princess stumbles to her feet and Crystal goes for an enziguri, but Princess ducks her head. Princess grabs her mom from behind and Crystal quickly sends elbows back at Princess's jaw.
Crystal turns around and Princess pushes her away. Princess charges her mom and her mom takes her down with a snap mare followed by a running dropkick to her face while Princess is seated.
Crystal goes to the top rope and Princess gets to her feet. Crystal flies off the top rope with a hurricanrana, but Princess powerbombs her from the position instead.
Princess hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Princess pulls her mom to her feet and Crystal quickly grabs her and takes her down with a leg sweep. Then she runs the ropes and comes flying back at Princess with a springboard moonsault.
Princess stumbles to her feet and Crystal runs the ropes again, this time jumping up and hitting a springboard armdrag to Princess.
Princess wobbles back to her feet and Crystal hits her with Flashing Lights!!
Crystal hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
.....
Kickout!
This match stays pretty competitive, while Princess slowly wears herself down faster than Crystal does. But then Princess got a burst of energy and took Crystal down with a tiltawhirl armdrag.
Princess got out onto the apron while her mother slowly got to her feet. And Princess jumped up and flew at her mom with a springboard tornado ddt.
Then Princess got out onto the apron again, on the other side of the ring, while her mother very slowly got to her feet. And Princess jumped up and flew at Crystal with a springboard armdrag.
Crystal got to her feet, and Princess looked to finish her with Boom Headshot!!!
And then Princess ran the ropes and connected on Crystal with Woo Hoo Stay Down Noob!!!
The fans are booing and Princes is laughing trough her heavy breathing. Princess goes to the top rope looking to finish off her mom once and for all.
Princess comes flying off with Hollywood Hills!!!
But Crystal brings her knees up!!!
Both women slowly get to their feet, Princess holding her ribs in pain. And Crystal hits Princess with Flashing Lights again!!
Crystal slowly makes her way to the corner of the ring and goes to the top rope while every fan in New Orleans gets to their feet. Crystal hits her daughter with Rose Prism Power!!!
Crystal hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
.....
Three!!!
Match Length: 10:34
DING DING DING
"Smile Bomb" by 17thekid plays across the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... "Burning Rose" Crystal Zdunich!!!
Crystal Zdunich celebrates her victory as Stephanie Sullivan and Jennifer Williams check on Princess, while giving Crystal dirty looks.
Ray Hudson: Crystal Zdunich is the future of MHW. Mark my words.
Jen Vallejos: Yeah, the fact that she's had some rough spots in MHW but hasn't given up, she's definately going to rise up and become a bigger star here in MHW than she has in any other company. I can see it.
Wavy Crockett: Man, y'all sweet as fuck. I'ma let my baby know what y'all said later tonight. She gon be so happy.
Jen Vallejos: I'm glad you're full of shit, Wavy. You'd be the reason she never got anywhere in this business. You're a poison.
Wavy Crockett: And you a ho.
Ray Hudson: Stop it, Wavy...
Wavy Crockett: She started it.
Jen Vallejos: You're a child.
Ray Hudson: What a night it has been already.
Jen Vallejos: I think it's so cute that Robert Mack has staff members handing out candy to the kids here tonight.
Wavy Crockett: I think it's crazy those kids ain't out trick or treating right now. This show ain't for kids. These parents should be ashamed of themselves.
Jen Vallejos: Ain't your kids backstage?
Tanja Devereaux (0-0)
vs
Azurine Vebbins (20-24)
As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like a hardheaded housewife practicing aerobics.
Kimberly Brooks: The following match is forbone fall!!! Introducing first... residing in Los Angeles, California... weighing in at 115 pounds..... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Azzy performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar).
Ray Hudson: Alright, you got that list, Wavy?
Wavy Crockett: I do, I do. Let me see here...
Jen Vallejos: What list?
Wavy Crockett: This grown folk business. Soooo.... I got a tasty treat for my trick.
Ray Hudson: You gotta have more fun with it, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: Aight.... well, what's my Halloween costume, Ray? Azzy's "Leadin' Man". Have her leash on my lap. Haha. She talking about my dick.
Jen Vallejos: The hell are y'all doing?
Wavy Crockett: Voodoo who knew? Devereaux's not gonna hex my boo!
Upon entering the eastern ring apron, Azzy glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent.
Jen Vallejos: You guys are being really weird....
Wavy Crockett: I wish "Dat Azz" was born on October 31st, because she wouldn't need a costume.
Ray Hudson: Haha. Jen's really confused.
Wavy Crockett: Since tonight's Black Magic, I'd like to say "Da Damsel in Dat Dress" is my favorite...bleep me if you need to...doll. Bleep? Mannnnnnn fuck it. Look Azzy, stop all this teasing and give a nigga a slurpee. And I ain't talking no 7/11 shit naw naw. I'm telling you to hit the head. Cause I know they don't call you no Adorkable Angel for nothing. GIVE ME THAT SLOPPY TOPPY!
Ray Hudson: Alright, David!!! Chill man!!!! You done messed it all up now....
Pyros hit and videos of bustling crowds in various locations of New Orleans appear on the tron as "Daughters of Darkness" by Halestorm blasts on the P.A. system. Tanja comes out onto the top of the ramp.
Kimberly Brooks: And her opponent... from New Orleans, Lousiana... weighing in at 120 pounds..... Tanja Devereaux!!!
Tanja heads down the ramp with some of her black leather coat flowing at her feet. She slaps hands with a few fans at ringside before she reaches the bottom of the ramp.
Wavy Crockett: She always flirting with me on her social media posts, but when I slide in her DMs.... she wanna ignore me.
Ray Hudson: So this is the MHW debut of Tanja Devereaux.
Jen Vallejos: Nice save, Ray. And yeah, I'm pretty excited to see what this chick offers.
Tanja walk up towards the ring and enters under the bottom rope and jumps onto the middle turnbuckle. She poses as she does her usual taunt with a hand and arm in the air. Tanja steps off the turnbuckle and removes the leather coat, throwing it into a random corner.
DING DING DING
Match Official: Regina Ball
Azzy kind of skipped to the middle of the ring with a smile on her face, and extended her hand for Tanja to shake. Tanja raised an eyebrow and slowly made her way to Azzy, who said, "Welcome to MHW, Tanja".
Tanja didn't shake Azzy's hand, but instead sent a round house kick at her, and Azzy ducked it and then came back up and hit Tanja with a standing dropkick. Tanja stumbled backwards and then charged Azzy with a spinning heel kick.
Both women got back to their feet and Tanja took Azzy right back down with a dragon suplex. Tanja quickly grabbed Azzy's legs and hooked her into an inverted cloverleaf.
The ref checked on Azzy, but it didn't take Azzy too long to roll around and get out of it. Both women got back to their feet and Tanja hit Azzy with an axe kick. Azzy wobbled and Tanja quickly got her with a spinning thrust kick, taking her all the way down.
Tanja pulled Azzy up and took her out with a reverse STO. Tanja hooked the leg!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Tanja got over Azzy again and this time Azzy sent an elbow smash to her skull. Then Azzy sent a knee strike before getting to her feet. Tanja charged her, and Azzy took her down with a fireman's carry. Then Azzy quickly got Tanja into a sleeper hold with body scissors.
The ref was checking on Tanja, but Tanja quickly started sending elbows back into Azzy's jaw until she released the hold.
Both women got to their feet and Azzy quickly took Tanja down with a release German suplex. Azzy quickly got out onto the apron, and as Tanja got to her feet, Azzy jumped up and went for her Springboard Double Axe Handle!!
But Tanja kicked Azzy in the gut instead and then took her down with her Weakened Spirit!!!
Tanja kept pulling and pulling, while Azzy tried to fight out. But it was either give up or get your arm dislocated. Azzy tapped out!!!
Match Length: 03:21
DING DING DING
Match Official: Regina Ball
Azzy kind of skipped to the middle of the ring with a smile on her face, and extended her hand for Tanja to shake. Tanja raised an eyebrow and slowly made her way to Azzy, who said, "Welcome to MHW, Tanja".
Tanja didn't shake Azzy's hand, but instead sent a round house kick at her, and Azzy ducked it and then came back up and hit Tanja with a standing dropkick. Tanja stumbled backwards and then charged Azzy with a spinning heel kick.
Both women got back to their feet and Tanja took Azzy right back down with a dragon suplex. Tanja quickly grabbed Azzy's legs and hooked her into an inverted cloverleaf.
The ref checked on Azzy, but it didn't take Azzy too long to roll around and get out of it. Both women got back to their feet and Tanja hit Azzy with an axe kick. Azzy wobbled and Tanja quickly got her with a spinning thrust kick, taking her all the way down.
Tanja pulled Azzy up and took her out with a reverse STO. Tanja hooked the leg!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Tanja got over Azzy again and this time Azzy sent an elbow smash to her skull. Then Azzy sent a knee strike before getting to her feet. Tanja charged her, and Azzy took her down with a fireman's carry. Then Azzy quickly got Tanja into a sleeper hold with body scissors.
The ref was checking on Tanja, but Tanja quickly started sending elbows back into Azzy's jaw until she released the hold.
Both women got to their feet and Azzy quickly took Tanja down with a release German suplex. Azzy quickly got out onto the apron, and as Tanja got to her feet, Azzy jumped up and went for her Springboard Double Axe Handle!!
But Tanja kicked Azzy in the gut instead and then took her down with her Weakened Spirit!!!
Tanja kept pulling and pulling, while Azzy tried to fight out. But it was either give up or get your arm dislocated. Azzy tapped out!!!
Match Length: 03:21
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: What a debut match for Tanja Devereaux!!
Jen Vallejos: Impressive!
"Daughters of Darkness" by Halestorm plays throughout the arena.
Kimberly Brooks: And the winner of this match... Tanja Devereaux!!!
Tanja looks around the arena as her music plays.
Ray Hudson: Tanja Devereaux is on the right path.
Wavy Crockett: Ima slide in Azzy's DM one last time tonight. If she don't reply, then we gon be just like her arm; broken....... up.
Jen Vallejos: Azzy's arm isn't broken, Wavy. You're the only thing broken. But anyways Ray, I'm interested in seeing where Tanja goes from here.
Ray Hudson: There's only one way from here for her, and that's up!
