Post by Admin on May 16, 2023 6:13:47 GMT -6
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE only on Stanton Media
The show starts off with the official opening video. "Colorado" by TECH N9NE starts playing for the first 27 seconds of the track, and then the hook is looped for a second time.
Yeah, uh-huh, uh-oh, no, damn
An overview of Downtown Denver is shown during the night, with a baby blue and orange color scheme.
It-it-it-it-it-it that good Colora-
The screen flickers back and forth rapidly, between cuts of Downtown Denver and the Mile High Wrestling logo, concluding with the logo turning sideways and spinning off into the screen like a ninja star.
(-Do, do, do, do)
You know it's that fire
I can't get no higher
Samantha "The Titaness" Hamilton is shown flexing into the camera, followed by "Desert Rose" Anya flying in the air with a moonsault.
(Do, do, do, do)
I came to turn the night up
Now watch me as I light up
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh is shown high fiving some fans, followed by Cult Manhattan during her entrance.
(-Do, do, do, do)
You know it's that fire
I can't get no higher
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton is shown yelling at an opponent, followed by "Next Generation" Luke Corvo flying in the air with a frog splash.
(Do, do, do, do)
I came to turn the night up
Now watch me as I light up
Ripley is shown hitting an opponent with the Mark of Failure, followed by "The Master" Issac Combes lighting up a cigar, as the video fades away, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. The instrumental to "Colorado" plays through the sound system, as the camera pans around the Denver crowd.
Ray Hudson: Welcome everyone to the very first episode of Mile High Wrestling!!! I am Ray Hudson, and sitting next to me is my broadcast partner; Wavy Crockett!!
Wavy Crockett: Man, I'm pumped up. I'm still buzzing from Chris Mosh's party earlier. It wasn't that great, but Ginger Knox was there, so...
Ray Hudson: Well, I enjoyed the party. But I'm even more excited for what this night has in store.
Wavy Crockett: I gotta get Ginger's number tonight....
Ray Hudson: Anyways...we have an interesting line-up tonight, to say the least.
Wavy Crockett: Yes, because Ginger Knox will be in action against Cult Manhattan.
Ray Hudson: Right. And our main event tonight will see "The Real Deal" Dillon Daniels face off against "The Master" Issac Combes!!
Wavy Crockett: Plus, Ginger Knox is in action tonight!!
Ray Hudson: We will also see the unlikely team of "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton and "Desert Rose" Anya face off against two members of Streetz!
Wavy Crockett: And my future wife Gin..
Ray Hudson: Shut up, David...
Wavy Crockett: What did I tell you about calling me by my government name?
Ray Hudson: Also on the card tonight; "Sex Symbol" Chris Connor will go one on one with Samantha "The Titaness" Hamilton!!
Wavy Crockett: My name is Wavy, Ray...
Ray Hudson: And the first match to take place tonight will be between "The Party Boy" Chris Mosh and Ripley!
Wavy Crockett: Put some respek on my name, Ray...
Ray Hudson: The owner and two Co-General Managers are in the ring now.
The music finally fades away, as Robert Mack, Katrina Mack, and Angel Smith are all three already standing in the middle of the ring. There is also a stand in the middle of the ring with something on top of it that is covered in a blanket. One would assume it's the Mile High Wrestling Championship.
Robert Mack: Welcome to Mile High Wrestling!!! Right here streaming live on Stanton Media.......from Denver, Coloradooooo!!!
The fans cheer, excited and ready to get this party started.
Robert Mack: I am the founder and owner of Mile High Wrestling; Robert Mack. And here with me are my Co-General Managers; Katrina Mack and Angel Smith!!
Katrina Mack: We are just as excited as all of you.
Angel Smith: Oh yeah, it's going to be an amazing night.
Katrina seems to roll her eyes, and mumbles into the microphone.
Katrina Mack: You don't even like wrestling. Shut up.
Robert Mack: Okay, so who's ready to get this show started?!!
Robert quickly walks in between Katrina and Angel, with a forced smile, before they can say anymore.
Robert Mack: Tonight we have a main event that I'm sure will close the show with a BANG. We will see "The Real Deal" Dillon Daniels taking on "The Master" Issac Combes!!
Robert looks around the arena at the excited Denver fans in attendance.
Robert Mack: Dillon Daniels is the real deal! And The Master is a monster of a human being. Classic David vs Goliath main event tonight!!!
Angel Smith: And I personally am excited to see Samantha "The Titaness" Hamilton in action tonight. That woman is a beast!!
Katrina Mack: Well, I'm excited to see the main event, just like my amazing husband...
Angel Smith: Who already told you he wants a divorce...
Katrina starts going towards Angel, but Robert quickly stops her, still forcing a smile.
Robert Mack: We have plenty of action tonight!! We will see "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton team up with "Desert Rose" Anya to face the tag team of Streetz!! I am very interested in seeing if those two ladies can really co-exist.
Robert whispers something serious to Katrina, who rolls her eyes. He then whispers something serious to Angel, who just nods her head.
Robert Mack: Of coarse we have two of the most beautiful women in Mile High Wrestling going head to head tonight in Ginger Knox and Cult Manhattan.
Wavy Crockett: I told you Ginger Knox was in action tonight, Ray!!
Angel Smith: And in just a few moments we will see "The Party Boy" Chris Mosh versus Ripley!!
Robert Mack: That's right!! A lot of action tonight, indeed.
Katrina Mack: Can I show them the belt?
Robert face palms, and looks at Katrina annoyed.
Robert Mack: Spoiler alert...
Angel is smiling at Katrina getting in trouble. Katrina snarls at Angel.
Robert Mack: So yeah....over here we have the Mile High Wrestling Championship waiting to be revealed. But before.....Katrina.....unveils it; let me explain how we will crown the first champion.
Robert smirks, as Katrina walks over to the covered championship belt.
Robert Mack: The six superstars who are victorious tonight.....will fight next week in three separate one on one qualifying matches. The three winners of those matches will face off in a Triple Threat Match, in two weeks, to crown the first ever Mile High Wrestling Champion!!
Robert says something off microphone to Katrina, before continueing.
Robert Mack: So ladies and gentlemen....without further ado....the Mile High Wrestling Championship!!
Katrina pulls the blanket off, reveiling the official Mile High Wrestling Championship.
The instrumental for "Colorado" starts playing again as the camera focuses in on the championship belt.
Ray Hudson: What a beauty! Makes me wanna get in the ring, and fight for it.
Wavy Crockett: Please...
Robert Mack: Now.....let's get this party started!!!
Ray Hudson: We'll be right back with our very first match, after this commercial break...
The camera fades as we go to a commercial break.
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"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh
vs
Ripley
vs
Ripley
We are back from our commercial break, and "I'm The One" by DJ Khaled featuring Justin Bieber, Chance The Rapper, Quavo, and Lil Wayne hits as "The Party Boy" Chris Mosh shows up on the titantron. Then it shows Mosh in black, as it zooms out to show the black is on a hoodie as Chris Mosh turns around. Chris walks down the ramp slapping hands with fans.
Ray Hudson: Welcome back to Mile High Wrestling!!
Byron Brown: The opening contest is for one fall!!! Introducing first... residing in Las Vegas, Nevada..... weighing in at 210 pounds....... "The Party Guy" Chriiiis Mosh!!!
Chris walks around the ring slapping hands with the fans around the ring. Chris gets to the commentary table and slaps hands with Ray Hudson. He tries to get a high five from Wavy Crockett but he leaves Chris hanging. Chris just shrugs and goes back around the ring, slapping hands with the rest of the fans.
Wavy Crockett: I saw that lil white boy trying to holla at my girl, at his party. Ain't no high fives for his nerdy ass!
Ray Hudson: You sir are the definition of petty.
When Chris gets back to the bottom of the ramp, he climbs up on the apron, then jumps over the ropes. Chris Mosh slaps hands with Byron Brown, then spins into the middle of the ring as the camera zooms in on Chris smirking, as he winks into the camera.
Wavy Crockett: Byron ain't shit for giving that man a high five. You and Byron both ain't shit.
The lights in the arena go out, and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. "Redneck Stomp" by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He turns around showing off a large white skull on the back of his hoodie. He faces forward and stands on the top of the entrance way and looks around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers, with some scattered boos.
Byron Brown: And his opponent... from Brooksville, Florida..... weighing in at 240 pounds...... Riiiiipley!!!
Ripley starts walking towards the ring. As he does, he lets out a large scream of “Let’s Go!”. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring, he takes time to slap the hands of a few fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks at it, then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Why can't we just start this night with Ginger?
Ray Hudson: Will you shut up about Ginger?
Wavy Crockett: You can put some respek on her name, too, Ray...
In the ring Ripley paces around, then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans. He points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down unzipping his hoodie, and tosses it to ringside, walking to the center of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: Here we go!!
Senior Referee Michael Mack has called for the bell, and both superstars walk to the center of the ring to slap hands.
Wavy Crockett: Does he gotta touch everybody's hands? Does he have a hand fetish or something?
Ray Hudson: Leave him alone, Whitehead.
Wavy Crockett: Now you just gon tell everybody my real last name?
Both superstars now hook in the middle, and start pushing against each other, to get the advantage.
Wavy Crockett: It's gon be me and you in that ring before this night is over, Ray.
Ray Hudson: A test of strength between both superstars.
Mosh gets Ripley in a headlock, and quickly gives him a headlock takedown. Mosh keeps the headlock applied to Ripley as they are on the ground.
Ray Hudson: Headlock takedown into a headlock. Mosh gets the advantage.
Wavy Crockett: I bet The Party Boy can't get the advantage on Ginger, though...
Ripley eases his way to his knees, with the headlock still applied to him. He begins elbowing Mosh, as Mosh loosens the grip. Mosh stands up, smiling, as Ripley gets to his feet, with a smirk of his own.
Wavy Crockett: Why are they smiling? Whoop that trick!!
They hook up in the middle of the ring again. This time Ripley hooks Mosh into a headlock. Ripley quickly turns it into a neckbreaker.
Wavy Crockett: Now that's what I'm talking bout!!
Ray Hudson: Ripley with a neckbreaker to Chris Mosh.
Ripley quickly goes for a standing elbow drop on Mosh, then goes for a cover.
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Kickout!
Ray Hudson: Too early for a pin fall.
Ripley stands up, looking at Mosh getting up. Mosh is holding his chest, and nods his head. They both grapple again.
Wavy Crockett: These two boys is too friendly.
Mosh hooks Ripley into a suplex, and connects. Mosh quickly goes for a cover.
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Kickout!
Wavy Crockett: If you'd actually try to hurt him, you could get a pin fall victory, my dude.
Ray Hudson: Just good sportmanship, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: Shiiit...
Mosh stands up, looking down at Ripley with a smirk, and a shrug. Ripley nods his head, sitting down. Ripley starts to get up, but Mosh dropkicks him back down flat.
Wavy Crockett: Now here we go!
Ray Hudson: Business is starting to pick up, indeed.
Mosh runs to the ropes, and bounces back as Ripley slowly starts to get back up. Mosh runs back with another dropkick, keeping Ripley grounded.
Ray Hudson: The Party Boy is keeping Ripley grounded.
Mosh grabs Ripley by the head, and gets him to his feet. Ripley gives Mosh a spinebuster, out of nowhere.
Ray Hudson: Spinebuster to Chris Mosh!! The tables have already turned!!
Wavy Crockett: Whoop that trick!!
Ripley gets himself together as Mosh slowly stands back up. Ripley hits Mosh with a European uppercut, knocking Mosh onto his bottom.
Wavy Crockett: Boom bow!!
Ray Hudson: European uppercut to Chris Mosh!!
Ripley runs across the ring to the ropes as Mosh stands back up. Ripley bounces off the ropes and comes back at Mosh with a clothesline.
Ray Hudson: Ripley doing a good job staying in control.
Wavy Crockett: My boy!!
Ripley gets ready as Mosh slowly stands back up. Ripley hooks Mosh into DDT position, but Mosh pushes his head out. As Ripley quickly steps back towards Mosh, Mosh gives Ripley a belly to belly suplex.
Wavy Crockett: Damnitt...
Ray Hudson: Chris Mosh back in control, with a belly to belly suplex.
Mosh gets himself together as Ripley slowly gets back up. As Ripley gets to his feet, Mosh gives him a spinning neck breaker.
Ray Hudson: Spinning neck breaker to Ripley.
Mosh mounts Ripley and begins smashing him with forearm shots to the head.
Mosh goes for a pin.
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KICKOUT
Wavy Crockett: These boys don't know what it takes to get a pinfall...
Ray Hudson: They know what they're doing, Wavy...
Mosh quickly starts giving Ripley more forearm shots to the head.
Ray Hudson: Chris Mosh really getting the advantage here.
Mosh stands up and starts readying Ripley for one of his signature moves. Mosh starts double stomping the ring to wake Ripley up faster.
Wavy Crockett: Come on, Ripley!! Don't let this clown get you...
Ripley slowly starts pulling himself up by the ropes. When he gets to his feet, he turns around and gets a Party Pooper right to the jaw. Ripley stumbles back, bouncing off the ropes, and out of nowhere Spears Mosh!!!
Wavy Crockett: Oh shit!!!
Ray Hudson: How in the hell?!! Wow!!!
Both superstars are down. Ripley places his arm over Mosh.
Ray Hudson: This might be it...
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2KICKOUT!!
Ray Hudson: Not even close!
Wavy Crockett: Man, it was kinda close...
Ripley starts slowly pulling himself up again, this time in the corner of the ring. Mosh starts pulling himself up using the ropes.
Wavy Crockett: Come on Ripley! You can win, believe it not.
Ray Hudson: We can be closing in...
Wavy Crockett: Did you see what I did there?
Ripley looks across the ring at his opponent, and looks to have a plan. As soon as Mosh is turning around Ripley runs at him and gives him the Mark of Failure!!! Ripley goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: Wooooo!!!!
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3!!!!
Wavy Crockett: Yes!!!!
The referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: Ripley picks up the victory!!
Ripley rolls off of Mosh as "Redneck Stomp" by Obituary starts playing through the arena speakers.
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match... Riipley!!!
Ripley gets to his feet, and the referee grabs his wrist and holds his arm in the air.
Ray Hudson: This means that Ripley will be fighting in a Qualifying Match next week, for a chance to fight for the Mile High Wrestling Championship.
Ripley walks over to Mosh and extends his hand. Mosh grabs it and Ripley helps him to his feet. They shake hands, and then hold each other's arms up.
Wavy Crockett: Give him another Mark of Failure!!
Chris Mosh is now asking for a microphone, which he is handed. The music fades away as Mosh puts the mic to his mouth.
Wavy Crockett: Oh lawd...
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh: It was a true honor to share this ring with you, Ripley.
Mosh is breathing hard as he speaks, obviously because he was just in a fast pace wrestling match.
Wavy Crockett: This shit is gay...
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh: We will always be remembered as the very first match in Mile High Wrestling. That means we just made history!!
The fans cheer as both Mosh and Ripley smile at the thought.
Wavy Crockett: Let me find out you gon cry, Ray...
Ray Hudson: Shut up, Whitehead.
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh: And I hope whoever you have to face next week; you beat them, and go on to become the Mile High Wrestling Champion...
Mosh shakes Ripley's hand again as Ripley mouths "thank you".
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh: And we will meet again in this ring...
Wavy Crockett: And you gon get that ass whooped again...
Mosh nods at Ripley with a smile.
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh: But this night is not over. The party is not over! Let's say you and I go to the back and celebrate. Whiskey you say?
Wavy Crockett: They fittin to kiss. Watch!
Ray Hudson: Shut up!
Ripley chuckles and nods his head.
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh: Robert Mack was right about what he's been saying all week...
Mosh nods his head.
"The Party Boy" Chris Mosh: Denver is definitely the place to be!!!
Ray Hudson: That it is!!
The crowd cheers very loudly as "I'm The One" starts playing. Mosh and Ripley exit the ring together.
Ray Hudson: We're gonna take another commercial break. We'll be right back with more action...
We cut to another commercial break.
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As we get back from our commercial break, we have Robert Mack, Katrina Mack, and Angel Smith talking in the office.
Robert Mack: No, you are going to have to get along, or you can both go. I want your help, but I don't need your help.
Katrina Mack: She's the one announcing your personal problems on live TV!
Robert looks over at Angel, in agreement with Katrina.
Robert Mack: Yeah, that was cold, Angel...
Angel Smith: I'm sorry, Rob. I got caught up in the moment. That was wrong of me...
Katrina interlaces her fingers with Robert's. Robert looks at her crazy.
Katrina Mack: Besides... Rob knows he's not going to go through with the divorce.
Katrina smiles at Robert, who snatches his hand away from her's.
Robert Mack: Katrina, if you can't be a professional through our separation, just leave now.
Katrina folds her arms and rolls her eyes, as Angel tries to hold in her smile.
Robert Mack: You two have to get along. We HAVE to be professional. This is a business...
Angel Smith: Yes sir...
Katrina looks very annoyed, but Robert waits for a response.
Katrina Mack: Fine...
Robert Mack: Good! Now let's enjoy the rest of this show...
Robert goes and sits on the sofa, as Angel follows and Katrina stands there looking frustrated.
//◭// CVLT MANHΔTṪAN //◭//
vs
Ginger Knox
vs
Ginger Knox
We return to the arena, as the lights go out with short flickers of dim light almost like faint lightening, as the opening instruments of "What's Wrong" by PVRIS plays.
Ray Hudson: We are back to the in-ring action.
Wavy Crockett: Rob thinks he got all the hoes.
Ray Hudson: I don't quite believe that's true. Nonetheless, Ginger Knox is about to face off against Cult Manhattan.
Wavy Crockett: Wait, what...?
As the vocals begin, Ginger Knox steps out from behind the curtain, as a single spotlight displays her. She stands there on the stage area for a moment. As the bridge begins, she begins walking down the ramp, slowly.
Wavy Crockett: There really is a God!! And he made this woman...
Byron Brown: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for one fall. Introducing first.... making her way to the ring from New Orleans, Louisiana..... weighing in at 175 pounds...... Gingeeeeerrrr Knox!!!
As the chorus to the song begins, she slides into the ring, under the bottom rope, as the lights begin to flicker faster, and brighter. She walks circles around the inside of the ring, pacing, until her music stops.
Wavy Crockett: Man, I'm in love, Ray. Do you see this woman?
Ray Hudson: I see her...
The opening strains of Saint Pepsi's future-funk banger "Cherry Pepsi" hit the speakers and in their wake, out emerges Cult Manhattan, decked out in vaporwave swag and looking as if a kaleidoscope just threw up all over her. She sneers at the crowd, who react in kind as she saunters down the ramp, strutting her stuff for the fans in attendance.
Byron Brown: And her opponent.... from Las Vegas, Nevada..... weighing in at 135 pounds....... Cullllt Manhaaattan!!!
Wavy Crockett: She straight, too. But she ain't no Ginger.
Ray Hudson: Get a hold of yourself, man.
At ringside, she climbs the stairs and steps under the middle rope. Once inside the ring, she walks toward the middle of the ring and throws up the peace sign, laughing obnoxiously at the booing crowd.
Ray Hudson: I got my money on Cult Manhattan.
Wavy Crockett: I got my life on Ginger...
DING DING DING
Referee Jack Glascock has called for the bell, and the two ladies slowly walk around the ring on opposite sides. They look calm and collected, both with cocky smirks on their faces.
Wavy Crockett: Let me find out the referee has a woody...
Ray Hudson: I'm sure kids are watching, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: Ain't my problem. I'm just pointing out facts.
They are talking smack to one another, though you can't hear what is being said. Cult says something that makes Ginger start walking towards her, getting louder.
Wavy Crockett: Oh my baby fittin to knock this girl out.
The two get face to face, and Cult licks Ginger's nose. Ginger makes a disgusted face, then slaps her opponent across her's.
Wavy Crockett: I thought we was fittin to get some HLA....
Ray Hudson: Dream on...
Cult swings back, but Ginger blocks her strike, and begins throwing rights into Cult's face.
Wavy Crockett: Look at her go!!!
Ginger Irish whips Cult to the ropes. Cult bounces back and ducks a clothesline from Ginger. Cult bounces off the other ropes but still gets caught with a knee to the stomach by Ginger.
Ray Hudson: Ginger handling her business in the ring very well.
Wavy Crockett: That's my baby...
Ginger grabs Cult and hits her with a snap suplex. Ginger snirks, looking around the arena. She kneels down, and grabs Cult by the hair. Ginger licks the side of Cult's face, slowly.
Wavy Crockett: Oh snap!!!
Ray Hudson: A very interesting match, so far...
Cult looks up at Ginger and smiles before giving a wink. Ginger looks frustrated, and Cult gouges her eyes.
Wavy Crockett: That's illegal, ref!! Disqualify that woman!!
Ray Hudson: I do believe that's against the rules, but the ref may have not have noticed it?
Ginger comes running at a now standing Cult, who brings her foot up and kicks Ginger in the chest. Cult starts throwing chop blocks at Ginger's chest, keeping her momentum.
Ray Hudson: Cult Manhattan is officially in control.
Cult sets Ginger up, and connects with a DDT. Cult throws her arms up, and struts around the ring. Even with heel like tendacies, the fans seem to be into the match.
Wavy Crockett: You just wait til my baby gets up...
Ginger is crawling towards the ropes, and Cult stops her by stomping on her fingers. Ginger is screaming in pain, and rolls out of the ring.
Ray Hudson: Ginger Knox rolls to the outside of the ring.
Wavy Crockett: She need to come over here, and holla at a real one.
Cult attempts to go outside the ring but the referee stops her. But as Ginger starts to get to her feet, Cult runs to the other side of the ring, bounces off the ropes and springs back towards the side Ginger is on, flying through the ropes with a suicide dive.
Ray Hudson: Oh my!!!!
Wavy Crockett: This woman is suicidal! She needs to be in a mental institution...
The referee begins to count both women out.
Wavy Crockett: Come on, Ginger!
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Cult starts to climb up the apron.
Ray Hudson: Ginger might be the one who gets counted out.
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Wavy Crockett: Come on, Ginger!!
Cult rolls into the ring.
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Wavy Crockett: No, no, no!!
Ginger uses all her strength to get up, and quickly rolls into the ring. She lays on her back and Cult goes for a pin.
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KICKOUT!
Wavy Crockett: Thank God, Ginger made it back in the ring before the count of 10. Though I never doubted her for one second.
Ray Hudson: You didn't?
Cult slowly walks to the corner. She climbs to the top rope while Ginger is getting to her feet. Ginger walks over to Cult and grabs her foot. Cult kicks her away. Ginger comes back and Cult kicks her in the face. Ginger comes back again, in a daze, and Cult kicks her in the head even harder. Ginger falls to the mat.
Ray Hudson: Cult looking to go for another high risk move.
Wavy Crockett: Will someone call the people on this woman?
Cult jumps from the top rope and lands a diving foot stomp on Ginger. Cult is on one knee and she's looking across the ring at the ropes.
Wavy Crockett: What the hell is she thinking now?
Ray Hudson: She has something planned...
Cult gets up and runs to the other side of the ring. She jumps onto the second rope and hits a picture perfect ♛ TE▲M PVRP ♛ on Ginger, then goes for the pin.
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Wavy Crockett: Nooooooo!!!
3KICKOUT!!!!!
Ray Hudson: That was so close!!!
Cult smirks, and shakes her head. She kisses Ginger softly on the cheek, looking out at the crowd for a reaction.
Wavy Crockett: Stop kissing my woman!! I'm fittin to call the Denver Police right now...
Cult picks Ginger up into standing position and quickly hooks her into the TRΔP ∞CHVRCH. The referee is checking to see if Ginger is going to tap.
Wavy Crockett: Yeah, I'm at the Magness Arena right now. I believe this woman in front of me escaped the crazy house...
Ray Hudson: Are you really on the phone with the Police??
Ginger is trying to reach for the ropes, but they are too far away. She tries even harder to stretch her arm, but it's not helping.
Ray Hudson: She's gonna tap! She's gonna tap!
Wavy Crockett: Hold on, let me call y'all right back...
Ginger tries to fight out of the submission, but Cult only pulls on her arm tighter. Ginger finally taps out!!! The referee calls for the bell.
Wavy Crockett: Damnitt!! This is not my night...
DING DING DING
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match... as a result of a submission..... Cult Manhattan!!!
"Cherry Pepsi" by Saint Pepsi comes onto the sound system, as Cult Manhattan stands up and celebrates her victory.
Ray Hudson: So Cult Manhattan will be fighting in one of the three Qualifying Matches next week, for the chance to become Mile High Wrestling Champion...
Wavy Crockett: You think I should go check on Ginger?
Ray Hudson: We are about to take another commercial break, but when we get back...we got some tag team action between Streetz and the unlikely duo of Desert Rose and Candi Bratton. Stay tuned...
We cut to another commercial break.
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We return from the commercial break, and the lights in the arena dim, as the screen illuminates to show an image.
After a few seconds a video starts to play:
The scene opens focused on a well trodden carpet that could really do with being hoovered. A thumping boom bap instrumental plays in the background just loud enough to be heard over the sounds of boisterous, male dominated conversation.
We slowly drift across the floor of the smokey room, and upon reaching a table leg the shot pulls back and opens up to show Skrabal Stanzas relaxing on a sofa behind a low sitting, cider can and beer bottle strewn coffee table. With his name and Toll Gang logo displayed prominently on his black hoody and a determined look on his face, he casually nods his head in time with the music.
Feeling something in the air, or perhaps by reading his body language, the five Toll Gang members present, identifiable by their Toll Gang emblazoned clothing, begin gesturing for everyone to be quiet.
The conversation fades out and attention turns to Skrabz. The shot tightens in on him as he readies himself to speak his first words in Mile High Wrestling. He opens his mouth and in an aggressive and bragging manor he starts to rap in time with the looping instrumental.
Skrabz: It's the man with the mouth like a Hadron Collider
you should be concerned if this cat wants to cypher or fight ya
Could be mashed off the cider a fat rock of china
and still all you prats aint a patch on this rhymer
Mr Jackpot Saliva, my mouth full of win
make you nod your fucking skull till it plows through your skin
It's that foul little thing grown and found in the bin
that evolved from a troll to a towering king
Yeah I'm proud of my sins, they're some of my best work
a dead cert for hell well I'll be heading in head first
A text nerd self-professed expert pen words
that will bury heads and their network in wet dirt
This is an excerpt, from the book of Skrabz
a crooked looking cat greasier than cooking fat
Got you shoulda-woulda-coulda hads looking mad I took it back
I'll slew you in the open fuck a Trojan and ya wooden act
He takes a second to breathe, then speaks.
Skrabz: Skrabal Stanzas... Toll Gang.... We out here, fam. Me soon come.
He leans forward and picks up a bottle of beer from the coffee table.
Skrabz: Ya dizzy blud?
He twists the top off the bottle, and then we drift back down to the carpet and across the room, as laughter and shouts of "Toll Gang, what?" and "BRAP BRAP BRAP" can be heard in the background.
The video ends and we return to ringside.
Ray Hudson: Well, that was interesting...
Wavy Crockett: I challenge him to a rap battle next week.
Ray Hudson: Sit your ass down, Whitehead.
Wavy Crockett: Mannn...
Tag Team Match
Streetz
(Roach & B-Lo)
vs
"Desert Rose" Anya and "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton
Streetz
(Roach & B-Lo)
vs
"Desert Rose" Anya and "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton
"Even with these chains you can't stop me!"
The hard rock screaming of In This Moment's "Big Bad Wolf" blares over the loud system and into the area as the graphic for "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton comes on the screen.
#Once upon a time there was a nasty little piggy filled with pride and greed
#Once upon a time there was an evil little piggy, typical disease
#You see this little pig is slowly becoming by worst enemy
#You see this evil pig, she's a blood, blood, blood sucking part of me
Candi Bratton comes into the aisle from the back and pauses for a moment as the fans begin to rain down a chorus of jeers. She offers them an uncaring smirk as she just shakes her head, her jet black hair lingering down around her shoulders. She wears very tight stretch pants and an oversized t-shirt that exclaims, "Make Bratton Great Again".
Wavy Crockett: I like that shirt better than Trump's.
Ray Hudson: Let's not bring up politics...
Byron Brown: The following contest is a tag team match, and is for one fall! Making her way to the ring first... weighing in at 280 pounds..... from Boville, Idaho....... "Tattle Taaaaiil" Candiiiii Bratton!!!
Her ample form heads down towards the ring as she stops periodically and verbally spars with a fan at ringside who feels to need to comment on her weight. She reminds them that they aren't all that attractive either in less than lady-like manner. As she moves around the ring, she continues to jest with the fans, making fun of them as they taunt her about her size. She pauses as a dude calls her a very unflattering nickname that might imply she's for sale and she glares at him for a moment, she taps the woman next to him and then holds up her finger and thumb to indicate how small he might be and his date laughs. While the dude is pissed, Candi just laughs and begins up the steps into the ring as the chorus of the song hits.
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig I've been everywhere that you've been
#Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig, I'm already under your skin
#'Cause I'm the big bad wolf now let the games begin
Wavy Crockett: Somebody's grandma is on that gangsta shit...
Candi Bratton steps through the ropes and flips the crowd the bird and offers them a "Fuck You" before walking over and picking up a ringside mic from the attendant, as the music fades out.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: What's up, bitches?!
The chorus of boos continue to rain down upon the supersized superstar.
Wavy Crockett: These people are disrespectful...
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: Well, I don't give a damn, anyway. I'm doing great. My t-shirts are selling, and my stock is rising. I'm about to be in control of this bitch.
Wavy Crockett: Get it, girl!
Someone is heard shouting, "You're a cow, Bratton."
Ray Hudson: Uh oh.
She stops herself as she's about to speak, when she looks down from where the voice came. She steps through the ropes and walks over to where a man and a woman are sitting in the front row.
Wavy Crockett: He bout to get fucked up...
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: That was you, wasn't it?
The man grins and nods.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: You called me a cow?"
The man nods again, motioning with his hand how fat he thinks she is.
Wavy Crockett: Mannn, white people crazy...
Candi looks like she wants to belt the guy, but instead turns to the woman.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: This belong to you?
The woman glances at him for a moment and then nods slowly.
Ray Hudson: Might not wanna claim him, sweetheart.
Candi leans on the guardrail and nods her head slowly.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: Look, I ain't one to get into someone's personal business, but he looks like he ain't got the rod to get the job done, if you know what I mean.
The crowd begins to laugh as the man suddenly gets angry, and is heard saying, "Hey, you can't say that!"
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: I can say whatever the fuck I want, limpdick. I'm holding the goddamned microphone.
Those around the scene are getting excited and laughing, as the guy's face is turning bright red. His wife is trying to calm him down.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: Look, didn't mean to put your business out there, Stumpy, but it's fairly obvious.
Candi points down towards his crotch. And before he can do anything more, Candi 'accidentally' knocks the beverage from the hand of his neighbor and it spills all over his pants. While he's trying to dry himself off, she walks away.
Wavy Crockett: Ah man, this woman is an OG!!! This my new favorite wrestler, Ray..
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: And that's why you don't mess with the queen, bitch.
Candi slides back into the ring.
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: So, I gotta be in this goddamned tag team match against these crayon-eating, pant-sagging high school dropouts. But really, who brought the New Day?
The fans let out a "Oooooooo!".
Ray Hudson: She went there...
"Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton: For real. I didn't come here to play nice in tag matches. I came to beat people up and win championships. So, I'll play along with that fucking promoter's idea of a fucking match, but consider this my one and only. Hope you're hearing this in the back! Once this match is over, it's gonna be all about Candi Bratton; the goddamned Tattle Tail. Let's get this over with. Bring out my so-called tag team partner and the Hair Bear Bunch.
Wavy Crockett: I gotta party with this woman, after work.
While the instrumental - the first 30 seconds of Within Temptation's "See Who I Am" - starts up, the lights dim. The screen shows a silhouette with most of the features covered by a veil. Above the shadow, the name "Desert Rose" Anya is displayed in a bright, blood-red hue.
Ray Hudson: The Desert Rose is ready for action.
Seconds after the actual lyrics start up, a spotlight shines down at the top of the ramp, where Anya is quietly standing, wearing her attire for the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Damnnn. We got all the fine womens, Ray!!
Anya turns, grinning at the audience, and walks down the ramp with a slow but confident, optimisic walk. She waves to the fans along the way, even high-fiving a few, before arriving at the ring.
Byron Brown: And her tag team partner... weighing in at 155 pounds..... from Las Vegas, Nevada....... she is the "Desert Rose".... Anyaaaaa!!!
The Desert Rose ascends up the small set of steps ... and then enters by jumping, using the closest turnbuckle ensuring she jumps successfully over it. She lands on her feet, turns, and climbs in front of the same turnbuckle that she just jumped. Raising a clenched fist, she listens to the audience's reaction for a good five to ten seconds before getting off the ropes and leaning against them, waiting eagerly for her opponents.
Wavy Crockett: I'm rooting for these ladies, Ray.
"I Ain't Playin"by Mystikal hits the sound system. All three members of Streetz come out wearing all black, with bandanas over their faces.
Byron Brown: And their opponents... being accompanied to the ring by Dirt..... weighing in at a combined weight of 527 pounds..... from Atlanta, Georgia....... Roach and B-Lo....... Streetz!!!
They walk down the ramp, and while Dirt stops on the outside of the ring, Roach and B-Lo get inside the ring.
Ray Hudson: This is going to be an interesting match to say the least...
DING DING DING
Referee Regina Ball has called for the bell, and it looks like B-Lo and Candi Bratton will be starting the match. B-Lo struts up to Candi with a mean look, and Candi pretty much does the same. B-Lo looks down at Candi, and both superstars exchange some words.
Wavy Crockett: Even the referee hotter than a bit!
Candi shoves B-Lo, but he doesn't really budge very much. He however does step back enough to lift his boot up, and big boot Candi Bratton down.
Wavy Crockett: That dude just really hit someone's OG grandma...
Ray Hudson: I think Ms. Candi can handle her own.
B-Lo turns to look at his partners and smirks, nodding his head. Roach is excited, and is begging for the tag.
Wavy Crockett: That little dude gon get his ass stomped out by these women...
B-Lo walks over to Roach and tags him in, while Candi is getting up. Roach runs at Candi, and dropkicks her back down. He then gets on top of her, and starts slapping her head around. While sitting on top of her, he turns his head and smiles at his partners.
Ray Hudson: This is kind of uncomfortable to me.
Wavy Crockett: You said Candi could handle her own. Chill, bruh...
When Roach turns back to Candi, she pokes him in the eye. Roach falls away from her, and rolls around the ring screaming in pain.
Ray Hudson: Well, Candi getting an advantage.
Candi has gotten up, and she begins stomping away at Roach. Roach rolls away from her, and quickly tags in B-Lo.
Wavy Crockett: That boy scared!!!
Ray Hudson: Roach definitely looking scared of Candi Bratton.
Candi is taunting B-Lo to hurry up and fight her. B-Lo steps over the top rope, getting into the ring. B-Lo walks up to Candi and Candi starts pointing over at Roach, telling the referee something.
Ray Hudson: What is Candi talking about?
While the referee is looking at Roach, Candi low blows B-Lo, who falls to his knee after a moment, holding his area.
Wavy Crockett: Got em!!!
Candi gives B-Lo a DDT while on his knees. She then gets on top of him and starts choking him. The referee is back paying attention, and pulls Candi off of him.
Wavy Crockett: Let that woman choke that man!
Ray Hudson: Choking is illegal, Wavy.
Candi argues with the referee, and Anya holds her hand out for the tag. Candi says not yet, and begins stomping away at B-Lo.
Ray Hudson: Candi not wanting to tag in her partner.
Wavy Crockett: Anya better let Candi handle this match. Her little ass ain't bout to do no damage.
Roach comes out of nowhere and blindsides Candi. The ref starts yelling at Roach as he grins and goes back to his corner. Anya is yelling at the ref from her corner.
Ray Hudson: Streetz making some desperate moves
B-Lo and Candi are both getting up at the same time. B-Lo kicks Candi in the gut, and hits her with a powerbomb. Roach wants back in.
Ray Hudson: Roach wanting the tag while Candi is down, again.
B-Lo tags in Roach, who quickly runs over to Candi and starts stomping on her. Roach blows Anya a kiss.
Wavy Crockett: I'd kiss Anya too. I ain't gonna lie.
Ray Hudson: Of coarse you would...
Anya wants in the match, but Roach drags Candi further away from Anya, which he has a hard time doing.
Wavy Crockett: Hahaha! He can barely pull her.
Roach finally sets Candi in sitting position in the corner. Roach starts stomping away at Candi, while holding onto the rope.
Wavy Crockett: Stomping a mudhole and walking it dry!!
Ray Hudson: Basically...
Roach walks to the middle of the ring, then runs at Candi, hitting her with a dropkick to the face.
Ray Hudson: Roach in full control.
When Roach stands up, he moonwalks across the ring with a big smile. He then struts up to Anya, and begins flirting with her.
Ray Hudson: Roach's head is getting real big. Could be his downfall.
Anya ultimately slaps him in the face for whatever he says. Roach's smile leaves his face, but before he can do anything about the slap, Candi attacks him from behind.
Ray Hudson: Just like I expected...
Candi picks Roach up and gives him an atomic drop. She looks at Anya and rolls her eyes, before finally tagging her in.
Ray Hudson: Candi finally tagging in the Desert Rose.
Wavy Crockett: Bad idea...
Anya climbs to the top turnbuckle with a smile on her face. Roach slowly starts getting up and Anya jumps at him connecting with a diving DDT.
Wavy Crockett: Oh snap!!
Ray Hudson: Proving you wrong!
Wavy Crockett: Eh...
The fans are really going nuts, as Anya goes back up another turnbuckle. But Roach rolls out of the ring. This obviously makes the fans boo loudly. Anya also looks disappointed, as she hops off the turnbuckle.
Wavy Crockett: My dude scared of these women.
Anya climbs out onto the ring apron in front of Roach. She turns towards the ring jumping all the way to the top rope, and hitting an amazing double moonsault!!! The fans go crazy!!!
Wavy Crockett: Holy fucking shit!!!!
Ray Hudson: Oh my God!!!!
Anya is looking like she may have hurt herself. The ref begins to count them out.
1
2
3
4
Ray Hudson: This match may end in a double countout.
Anya attempts to get to her feet, using the apron as support.
Wavy Crockett: I hope not...
5
6
B-Lo jumps down from the ring apron, and begins to walk towards Anya.
Ray Hudson: What is B-Lo about to do?
7
8
Anya rolls into the ring.
Ray Hudson: Anya and Candi might be about to win...
9
B-Lo picks Roach up, and rolls him into the ring, quickly. Anya goes for the cover.
Wavy Crockett: Roach is dead.
1
2
KICKOUT!!!
Ray Hudson: Roach is able to kick out before the count of three.
Candi is demanding to be tagged in. Anya looks over at her, remembering how she was acting about tagging earlier. While that is going on, Roach tags in B-Lo.
Ray Hudson: Anya hesitant to tag in Candi...
Anya turns around into a big boot from B-Lo. Candi facepalms, and shakes her head. B-Lo starts stomping away at Anya. Candi is yelling at B-Lo to let Anya tag her in.
Ray Hudson: B-Lo almost big boots Anya's head off!
B-Lo looks at Candi stupid and starts picking Anya up. Out of nowhere, Anya yanks B-Lo into a Yes Lock. B-Lo however quickly gets out of it.
Wavy Crockett: I apologise about what I said about these women earlier. They have my respect!
Anya quickly runs to the ropes and hits a springboard hurricarana onto B-Lo. Anya tags in Candi.
Ray Hudson: Anya tags in Candi!
B-Lo is getting up, and Candi quickly gives him a belly to belly suplex. B-Lo slowly gets back up, and Candi gives him a helecopter spin.
Ray Hudson: Candi is bringing it to B-Lo!
Candi sets B-Lo down on his feet, and tries not to fall over, herself, from being dizzy. B-Lo comes at her and she quickly goes behind him and gives him an atomic drop.
Wavy Crockett: I love this woman!!
B-Lo is still on his feet, holding his lower back. Candi gives him a piledriver. She is now trying to catch her breath, telling the referee to give her a second.
Ray Hudson: Candi running out of energy...
Anya is on the top rope, begging for a tag. Candi actually goes to her and gives her the tag. Anya hits a 450 Splash onto B-Lo, and goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: Teamwork!!!
1
2
KICKOUT!!!
Ray Hudson: B-Lo kicks out!!
Anya looks over at Candi, who seems unimpressed. Anya slowly gets B-Lo to his feet, which is a task for her due to the major size difference. She twists his arm and walks him to the corner.
Ray Hudson: I believe she calls this move Osiris Avenged.
Anya climbs up the corner, still holding onto B-Lo's arm. Candi slaps Anya on the leg, tagging herself in. Anya looks shocked. Candi gets into the ring and tells Anya to just do the move.
Ray Hudson: Anya doesn't seem to happy about that tag...
Anya hits Osiris Avenged on B-Lo, while Candi runs at Roach and knocks him off the apron right into Dirt, knocking them both down.
Wavy Crockett: Well, she should get over it, because they are real close to winning.
Candi starts yelling at Anya to do her finisher on B-Lo. The ref yells at Anya to get out of the ring. Anya looks at both Candi and the referee, and just gets back onto the ring apron.
Ray Hudson: Anya choosing to do the right thing.
Candi shakes her head at Anya as B-Lo starts to get to his feet. Candi walks over to B-Lo and applies The Confessional on him. She holds onto him tightly on the ground, as the ref keeps checking to see if he gives up.
Wavy Crockett: She bout to make that big boy tap out!!!
Anya climbs back into the ring as Dirt gets onto the apron. She superkicks him off the apron onto Roach, knocking them both down again, as B-Lo taps out inside the ring. The referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Wavy Crockett: My ladies won!!!
"Big Bad Wolf" by In This Moment plays over the sound system as Candi releases the submission. Anya and Candi celebrate in the ring, and then the ref grabs an arm of each superstar and raises them in the air.
Byron Brown: And the winners of this match... "Desert Rose" Anya and "Tattle Tail" Candiiiii Bratton!!!
As Anya turns away to hold her own arms in the air, Candi comes up behind her and hooks her in The Confessional, and her music fades away.
Ray Hudson: Wait a minute!!
Wavy Crockett: Should've saw that coming...
The referee is trying to pull Candi off, but she just applies the submission even harder. Anya's face is turning bright red.
Wavy Crockett: She said she didn't want to be anyone's tag partner. It's all about Candi Bratton!!
The other two referees come running out, and all three are trying to pull Candi off. They are finally successful, but they end up running out of the ring as Candi starts swinging at them. The fans are booing loudly.
Ray Hudson: I'm getting word that not only are both these women getting a chance to earn a title match in two weeks....but they will be facing EACH OTHER one on one in one of those three Qualifying Matches, next week!!
Wavy Crockett: Make Bratton great again!!
Candi cusses out at the fans and stands proud of what she has done. Her music comes on again and she exits the ring, as we fade to another commercial break.
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