Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2018 1:35:56 GMT -6
(The scene opens to a airplane flying in the sky. It turns out to be a personal airplane. The camera goes inside to feature a wild party that is going on.)
(The flight attendant asks...)
Flight Attendant: Ah...Mr. God!
Rock N' Roll God: Yeah baby that's me THE Rock N' Roll God! What ya need?
Flight Attendant: The pilot just told me we are reaching Denver International Airport in Denver, CO. So please get your seats in their up right position and put on your seat belt. Please!
Rock N' Roll God: Ok fine. Hey people the party is over we are landing pretty soon.
Flight Attendant: Thank you sir!
(Rock N' Roll God and the rest of the people get to their seats and fasten their seat belts. As the flight attendant leaves.)
Rock N' Roll God: (Mumbles...) Stupid flight attendant and her stupid rules....
(The scene fades as the camera takes his seat.)
30 Minutes Later
(The scene comes back to Rock N' Roll God walking from the private plane. The people walk off and Rock N' Roll God makes his way to the airport terminal. As he gets closer, fans are going crazy because they know this international superstar. He makes his way through the crowd that is now surrounding him. He hears.)
Crowd: E C W F! E C W F! E C W F!
Rock N' Roll God: No No No! I am not here for that.
(He sakes a few hands, does some one handed scrible autographs, and kiss a few women's cheecks. He makes his way through the crowd to the front of the airport where a big black limo is waiting. Rock N' Roll God gets in and the camera man follows him. You him tell the limo driver.)
Rock N' Roll God: Ok driver let go to the studio.
(The door shuts and the car takes off.)
1 Hour Later
(The limo arrives at the University of Denver Magness Arena. A group of camera people are getting near the limo as the driver gets out and opens the door. Rock N' Roll God gets out and sees the people. They approach him and start to ask questions...)
Interviewer: Who are you?
Rock N' Roll God: (As he moves through them.) My name is Rock N' Roll God and I got a actual interview with Jordan Hagan to go to. So please get out of the way.
(The group of people clear out of his way as he enters the building.)
45 Minutes Later
(The scene opens to a pure black room. You see Jordan Hagan and Rock N' Roll God sitting down. Rock N' Roll God is getting his mic on and Jordan Hagan starts to talk.)
Jordan Hagan: Welcome to Mile High Wrestling! My name is Jordan Hagan here, and I am here with.....Well I know your name but the Mile High Wrestling universe doesn't so introduce yourself.
(Rock N' Roll God clears his throat.)
Rock N' Roll God: My name is Rock N' Roll God.
Jordan Hagan: Can you go further on than that? Like where you from?
Rock N' Roll God: Oh I live in West Hollywood, California.
Jordan Hagan: Well what bring you to Mile High Wrestling.
Rock N' Roll God: Well....I am a 10 year plus wrestling vetern and I love the thrill of being in that ring. I rarely go to Denver, and finally I am business partnership with "Pretty" Ricky Stanton and he mentioned how this is the place to be. Since this is the place to be and I am the man that every man wants to be. Here I AM!
Jordan Hagan: (With a smirk on his face.) Well you are just full of yourself aren't you?
Rock N' Roll God: I been wrestling since 2000 in a company in Washington. I went to New York after that and made my own company. Traveled to Japan. Wrestled all over Murica! Also a bit in England for like half a year. I main evented for ton of companies, held main events making other wrestlers better, and travel 65% of this great earth. I'm a father of a wonderful 9 year old boy and my current wife is 5 months along with ...now we just found out yestreday.... a girl. Also have a nice manison, decent Rock N' Roll band!, my own beer company, and I donate to the needy on a daily biase. So to answer your question....YES I AM EXTREMELY FULL OF MYSELF!
Jordan Hagan: (With a inlighten look on his face.) Well that is impressive. That also answers alot of my other questions. (Throws his note cards to the floor.) Ok! Here is one that I had scraped from the actual questions. With a name like Rock N' Roll God. What is with it? How did you earn it? And how is that going to make a statement around here?
(Rock N' Roll God puts his hand on his chin.)
Rock N' Roll God: Man you hit those hard questions don't you?
Jordan Hagan: It's what I am known for around here.
(Rock N' Roll God thinks about it for 5 mins and talks.)
Rock N' Roll God: Well the name Rock N' Roll comes from my side passion of being a leader singer of a rock band. As for calling God at the end of it. Well I guess complex where I am referring myself as a God. Nothing really to go on more than that. Well....I used to be called The Roll And Roll Man! I figure since after 4 months in the wrestling game that I am better than most of the people I worked with. I renamed to God and been hitting it hard ever since. Well with this name and image I created for myself. People outside looking in are going to go nuts hearing Rock N' Roll God is the reignning World Champion no matter the company I go to. That is what I bring to the table. I could go by my birthname and be called Ace Indigo. Blah! That sounds boring, dull, and un-creative. THE ROCK N' ROLL GOD! Now there is a name that will bring people to the shows, it will make wrestlers remember a name like that they loss to, and it will make a promoter take a double look on the contract. I bring to Mile High Wrestling a uniqueness that no one before or after me will ever.
Jordan Hagan: Your name does bring a uniqueness that I never heard of. Do people say it is uniqueness, that may not be needed.
Rock N' Roll God: For those kind of people, I tell them to F**K OFF! It's my career not theres. I wanted to be called Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants, Esq. That name is totally copyrighted from whoever owns Captain Underpants by the way. Then that's what I will have you put down on a match card. I said I wanted to be known as The Rock And Roll God and that is what I made for myself. I changed it, dropped "The", add "&" symbol, and now use "N'" in the spelling of the name but the end result is the same. Unique! That is what I am going for.
(Jordan Hagan looked down at his wrist watch. He has a surprised look on his face.)
Jordan Hagan: Wow! Didn't know that time was getting away like this. Final question. You mentioned alot of things...beer company.
Rock N' Roll God: Kick-Ass! It a harder darker beer.
Jordan Hagan: That you are expecting a baby girl.
Rock N' Roll God: I am leaning on Sarah Lynn. The Lynn comes from her aunt.
Jordan Hagan: Awe! Second wife?
Rock N' Roll God: Odlly the first wife is named Sara. So now I am thinkign that Sarah is out. But this second wife is Amber which me and her been off and on a few years.
Jordan Hagan: Yeah! A Rock N' Roll Band.
Rock N' Roll God: The Rock N' Roll Cult! I am a leader singer, we have a kick ass drummer, lead guitarist, a person that plays another guitar, two of the greatest back up singers, and a dude that plays a saxophone. Plus my special needs cousin plays the cow-bell. His choice and it works for some of the stuff we do.
Jordan Hagan: Oh nice. Love the sax and love the fact you giving someone like that a job.
Rock N' Roll God: Yeah it alot easier than protecting him in the ring when he used to wrestle for my company. So what is really your final question?
Jordan Hagan: Oh. (He jumps up a bit.) Yeah! Final question is....you already tweeted how you plan to superkick Candi Bratton and was told by RJ Mitchell to get in line. What's that all about?
Rock N' Roll God: Well Candi is the current MHW Champion. Well I come out swinging and putting the champ on notice. So now she knows that I got my sights on that belt and I plan to superkick her to get it. As for this RJ....I guess she will be someone I gotta deal with in order to get to the top of this place.
Jordan Hagan: Ok ok ok. (He has a smile on his face.) One final question...It's a good one. I heard you arrived here via your personal airplane. Did you join the Mile High club?
Rock N' Roll God: (With a big smile on his face.) Jordan! I am a happily married man. If you are suggesting I joined it on that plane. You are wrong! I did that with my first wife at least 4 times before we called it quits. I am sure that is how my son was concieved. Now with my second wife, at least 3 times the first time we were married, and 4 times since we re-married. I am sure that is how my baby girl was conceived. Hahaha!
(Jordan Hagan & Rock N' Roll God stand up. Jordan Hagan shakes Rock N' Roll God's hand.)
Jordan Hagan: Well that is all the time we have for this interview. Thank you Rock N' Roll God for coming.
Rock N' Roll God: You're welcome Jordan. Anytime. I gotta go and get to my new place because me and Amber are going to be staying here off and on.
(Rock N' Roll God & Jordan Hagan stop shaking hands and Rock N' Roll God leaves the black room as the scene ends.)
