She said WHAT?!
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"Morning, y'all!"
Abi's familiar video introduction opens up the scene and the viewer sees her without makeup and in a white t-shirt. Her hair is down as it usually is and she is again standing in front of a kitchen, though it is not the kitchen familiar to her longtime viewers, but the kitchen of the new apartment she rents in Denver. Abi takes a long and satisfying sip of her coffee.
"Ahh. ..Y'all, I am so shocked and excited to see my subscriber count has grown by over two hundred thousand this week ! Shout out to MHW's Commentator Jen Vallejos for giving this channel some love on Good Time on Thursday! Speaking of Good Time, did any of y'all happen to see my debut match?! I pinned the California Princess, herself. Y'all, I had a blast Thursday night! My first match is in the books and it's a win!"
Abi takes another sip of her coffee when Jamie, her new roommate walks into the kitchen as well.
"Jamie and I are about to go work out and I'm gonna bring y'all along, of course. Jamie says she is too nervous to be in my videos right now but you know what y'all, Jamie is gonna spot me today at the gym so she has no choice but to be in my video."
Abi looks over her shoulder at Jamie, who is pouring herself a cup of coffee, and gives an evil laugh.
"Muahaha."
Jamie looks up from her coffee.
"Well then... you don't have a spotter today. Muahaha!"
Jamie sticks out her tongue to Abi in a playful manner.
"Not funny. Alright y'all me
and Jamie will see you at the gym.
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Abi and Jamie can now be seen inside of the Planet Fitness doing lifting such as various curls, bench press, tricep extension and the like. The video is sped up with an upbeat instrumental played along so the viewer remains entertained. When Abi and Jamie are finished working out the video slows to normal speed as Abi picks up the camera and covers the screen with her hand.
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Abi removes her hand from the screen and the next scene opens up with her sitting on a red blanket that has been draped over the green grass of a park she is at.
"Hey y'all, I decided to have a picnic for lunch here at Sloan Lake. Jamie says the locals call it Sloan's Lake. I got me a Cobb Salad from Chick-Fil-A!"
Abi holds up a salad.
"With Avocado Ranch Dressing! This is so good, y'all!"
Abi's fork comes into view revealing a considerable amount of food that she is about to put into her mouth. She takes a bite and waits to finish chewing before continuing on.
"Mm. Y'all know I love Chick-Fil-A. So, right after Jamie and I finished our workout this morning I got a little notification letting me know Azurine Vebbins sent me a video message. For those of you who don't know, Azurine Vebbins is my opponent for Thursday's match. And for those of you who have absolutely no idea what I am talking about, go watch my last video because you obviously missed
a lot. I just gotta respond to this, y'all."
Abi puts her salad down and takes a deep breath.
So, Azurine presumes to call me jealous. Those are bold words coming from the girl who was jealous enough of Precious to take what didn't belong to her, if you know what I mean. Speaking of that, Azurine, is that why you recently went through a breakup of your own? Did Wavy have anything to do with that?"
Abi shakes her head.
"You don't have to answer that publicly. That's between you and Alyssa. And Wavy. And Precious. I want to show you something."
Abi turns 180 to face the lake and she points to a double rainbow that can be seen in the sky.
"It rained right before I cam here. Beautiful rainbow! That rainbow reminds me of your video Azzy and you know what? You're right, the Magness Arena will project a rainbow during our match Thursday night. A Double Rainbow. Because just as the second rainbow in a double rainbow is a reflection of the first,"
Abi points to each rainbow as she speaks.
"Azzy every color in that rainbow will be a reflection of
you.. All six.
You are going to be the one seeking smoother spatial awareness.
You are going to be the one praying for the pain to pulsate out of your body.
You will be wishing for strikes and blows on
myperson.
You will be fearing the worsening of circumstances. But you do you know what Azzy?
Abi looks back at the double rainbow stretching out over the lake before looking back at the camera.
"There are seven colors in a rainbow. So let me tell you what else you'll be doing Thursday night. You will be on your knees begging me to make your win loss record 5-8 if only just to put you out of your misery. You underestimated me, Azzy, because come Thursday night the fans in the Magness Arena won't see one Pearly Gatekeeper, but they will see me walk out 2-0."
Abi covers the lens with her hand and the video comes to an end.
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